#And the maid from

[namelessexistence]

some of my poor little meow meows are too niche for tumblr, unfortunally 😔

[s-lycopersicum]

"メイドさんの全円スカートは健康に良い" by ミケヤナギ (@mikemomonga)

[mielplante]

oh oh

[hinamie]

completely innocuous vash sheet :) fr practice

[burnertracfone]

Untitled by MILFCOOKIESIMP

[yuutaguro]

at your service 🫖

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

M'lady, doth this harlot bother thee?

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[pokemon-npcs]

[my-little-black-heart]

[yuukels]

happy (late) maid day

[starrypawu]

tdl maid, btw

[s-lycopersicum]

"【couture制作日誌2】 2日目のメイド" by 𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 (@__lumierek__)

[kurishiri]

I have so many questions

like,

genuinely, I love Elbie, I really do, but how is he still alive?? 😭

and why are these two casually saying he might be dead and not helping 😭😭

I love you Victor you are like a father figure but please what is this 😭😭😭

…and for goodness sake why am I agreeing with Alfons of all people— 🫠

don’t worry Alfons I still love you

[enden-k]

im going to EAT HIM

[bet-on-me-13]

Lady Gotham raises Bruce Wayne

After the tragedy that happened on that fateful night in Park Row, the Spirit of Gotham understood something.

Bruce Wayne was destined to become the Dark Knight of her City, the Protector of Gotham and all of her peoples, as well as one of the Greatest Heroes to ever exist. And to fulfill that Destiny his life would be filled with hardships and pain beyond what most Mortal men would be able to Handle.

So, she decided, "Nope. My child, my rules."

She may not be as caring or compassionate as her Sister, Metropolis, but she can still feel enough compassion to know that she doesn't want this little boy to suffer all that alone.

So she takes on a Mortal Form and crafts herself an Identity, and then gets herself Hired as the new Maid, as a partner to Alfred.

She take up a Maternal Role in Bruce's life, similar to Alfred's Paternal Role. But while Alfred starts teaching Bruce about all of his old MI6 Training, Lady Gotham starts training Bruce is more Mystical stuff.

She basically teaches him everything there is to know about Magic, everything he could possibly ever need.

She teaches him about the different monsters of the world, how they can be beaten and how they can be befriended.

She teaches him about all the different types of Magic she knows of, just so he knows what he is getting into if he ever decides to learn how to use it. Or how to counter it.

She teaches him about all the different dimensions she can think of, from the Fae Wilds to the Ghost Zone. In fact, she teaches him mostly about her own original home, the Infinite Realms.

She tells him about the history of the Realms, how they came to be and all about the beings thay reside there.

She tells him the story of Pariah Dark, the good king who fell to his own Hubris and became a tyrant.

She tells him about Clockwork, the Ghost of an Ancient Tita who now lives in search of redemption by keeping the world safe.

She tells him about the Ancients, who banded together to Seal away the Tyrant Pariah, and then split up to rule over their own Kingdoms.

And this information comes in handy when he eventually becomes the Batman. While he never did learn how to use Magic, he is still one of the most accomplished Magical Consultants in the World (Something that really ticks off a certain sad trenchcoat man). Whenever the League has an Issue with a Magical Threat, they always turn to Batman.

So Lady Gotham thinks she did her job pretty well.

And then he adopts kid...and she absolutely ADORES THEM!

Dick is so Carefree and fun! Jason was such a bookworm, even after his death and resurrection! Tim was such a smart kid, she was honestly hoping he would be chosen as the next Robin. Stephanie added a much needed air of joy to the house, for her short time with them. And Damian was such a petulant but creative child!

She absolutely loves them!

So when some crooks manage to kidnap HER Grandbabies while they are on a civilian family bonding trip to the Park, there will be Hell to Pay.

She may not be as compassionate as her sister, but she can be twice as Vengeful.

[tarteggs]

another trigun doodle dump!