#And that's all fax no printer

[jasontoddsno1simp]

Got my first hate reply today. Twas an interesting experience. Who knew liking a character cause you related to them was akin to be a stan of capital punishment.

Yes, you read that correctly.

Not supporter. Not endorser. Not anything that makes any logical fucking sense.

But stan.

Whoever said real life was stranger than fiction rly meant that shit, huh?!

[lucky-lucky-duck]

Snapshot: Life as a Vagastrom Student

I love Leo, but I love to argue with him in my head like we're rival mean girls in an early 00's movie when I'm freaking out about finals even more. Then this was born. Tada ⋄

Gender Neutral Ghoul Student!Reader with Alan, Leo, and Sho. Relationships written ambiguously.

Slight warning for language? It's not really that bad.

⋄Explaining internet culture to Alan⋄

You don't bother to repress your sigh as the blank look forms on your captain's face. "They called you a boomer, man. It means you're old. Which is, like, factually inaccurate, considering there's a vampire on campus." A small frown tugs at the edges of your mouth, "It's also mean. Who said that to you?"

A hand lands on your head in a clear a show show of thanks, and the achingly gentle nature of the touch is completely unwarranted for the situation. "Doesn't matter. Thanks."

Warmth radiates from your cheeks, and you duck your face away as you respond at Alan's retreating back, "No worries, dude... Remind me to show you Urban Dictionary some time."

⋄ Communicating with Leo via passive aggressive Tiktok trends ⋄

"I'm passing the phone to the worst candidate for vice-captain, who ate my fucking oreo's without replacing them." The faux cheer in your voice is a stark contrast to the primal rage in your eyes when your gaze meets the man across from you. You're pretty sure this trend is supposed to be done in separate rooms, but it's not like that matters when Leo and his stigma are involved. Plus, this feels like a much better way to drive home the point.

A sly, wicked smile slides up the sides of Leo's lips, and you don't have time to feel regret before the words leave his mouth like daggers with ruthless precision, "I'm passing the phone to a No-Name NPC who is so unremarkable that the faculty evaluators actually forgot they existed."

A pregnant pause fills the common area. Even some of the general students have paused, the hustle and bustle of the garage doing nothing to stop the growing tension. "Hey, so, why are you always such a cun--"

⋄ Tasting all Sho's newest recipes ⋄

"What do you think?"

The taste hits your tongue in an explosion of different sensations. The crispiness of the tortilla blends wonderfully with the different spices and garnishes. If you didn't know that this is Sho's first attempt at both street tacos and using the anomalous mystery meat from the student store, you wouldn't have guessed. "It's great."

"Just great? That's all you've got to say?"

“It is great,” you bristle defensively and lean down to take another large bite.

“I legitimately invited you here to give feedback,” Sho snipes back, grimacing at the bits of food that drop from your mouth as you speak with your mouth full.

“Yeah, and I told you it’s great?” You decidedly ignore the thick judgemental edge in the man's tone as you finish off the last bit of your meal and hold your plate out for another. “No notes.”

The next taco is placed onto your plate, and Sho's eye-roll is fully audible, despite him turning back to the stove. “Just be quiet and eat.”

[weirdrtvscomments]

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[latenightdriving-inanf1car]

CHANGE MY MIND?!?!?!?!

[heretyc]

I know Franco Barbi has done bad things, but I find his trauma relatable. /gen

Agreed 🥰💕 A lot of Outlast antagonists go through crazy shit, I've noticed. Barbi lost out on his mother and is clearly suffering from age regression (which is both a medical term and a therapeutic activity), which is honestly so real because...same.

It gives them depth, which is nice. 💕💕 Remember that you can both pity/relate to an antag and find their actions nasty. /all gen

[pawbeanies]

puppies were literally not meant to work office jobs. how am i supposed to fix this printer constantly jamming with my fucking paws

[gonzofromspace]

was anyone gonna tell me the hit apple tv show starring jason segel is called shrinking because he's a shrink or was i supposed to just work that out on my own?

[couldyouforgivemeforthatpain]

sometimes you read a great piece of fiction with complex characters and then BOOM!

character assassination

[hjemne]

Heartbreaking: rereading childhood faves reveals them to be dogshit

[moonrevolutions]

i will say tho if vi dates a normie or a loser dad or something, he can't resist hyping him up... mf walks into the building and vi is blasting an airhorn and being like ' THERE'S MY GUUUUUUUUY! PUT YOUR FUCKIN' HANDS UUUUUUUUUUP! '

and if you don't put your hands up, he's killing you and everyone you love.

[stickball-or-smthg]

You don’t get any of the context but I hope someone else appreciates this exchange I just thought up

OC: Bastard

Andrew: Is it still an insult if it’s true?

OC: Son of a bitch

Andrew: Also correct

OC: Cocksucker

Andrew: *raises eyebrow*

OC: Fuck … Aha! Motherfucker!

Andrew : *andrew equivalent of utter disgust*

OC: Oh! Oh! Hey Aaron!

Aaron: *wearily* What?

OC: *points at neil* Brotherfucker!

Aaron: *starts gagging*

[todayisafridaynight]

Zhao and han are actually the blowjob brothers!! Not only cuz they are annoying besties together but also cuz they suck Ichiban like he is a caprisun and they just spent s day in the summer heat.... they do it together like kissing in the blowjob together

i read the words Blowjob Brothers and i dont think im legally allowed to finish reading this ask

[saskiavalentineapologist]

listen, last thing i'll say: i've watched this movie...at least 4-5 times. at Least. every time it's so good. if your bar for movies is "entertaining" you will not be disappointed. if you want a faithful interpretation of old school slashers/fredrick fazbearington while also poking fun at them, you will not be disappointed. if you want nick cage beating the shit out of some possessed robots, you will not be disappointed

please watch willy's wonderland

[ashton-ryder]

He's a ten but I'm unsure if he even has a clue what fun is.

"hey- I know what fun is. I... I... stargaze.. and do other stuff."

[pawbeanies]

convinced puppies shouldn't have jobs because why am i getting fucked by a fax machine when i SHOULD be getting fucked !! yknow just regular fucked !!!

[blitzisms]

if blitzo watched the barbie movie, he'd 100% start calling his apartment a "mojo dojo casa house"