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you contradict yourself because you contain multitudes. i contradict myself because i am wrong.
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asking people to be mindful of others when sharing a communal space (especially one you cannot just up and leave from) is not selfish or misanthropic. come on now
#for real tho#i remember when i worked at the hotel and guests would sit in the lobby and watch tiktoks on their phones with no headphones#like excuse you. i cannot leave this here front desk#and i don't want to hear whatever bop of the week played over your shitty phone speakers#other people can go to their rooms. i have to stay here and endure this
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USERNAME LORE GIVE IT TO ME NOW YOU ALL
#saskia valentine is the villain for the series of novels I'm writing#and she's done EVERYTHING wrong. shes horrible. i hate her#And Yet#tag yourself#shes sexy ok mean sexy evil women are my type
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Hey kid, look at me.
I want you to T-pose. Turn your right thumb up and your left thumb doen and look at your right thumb. Move your arms up and down a bit until you feel a nerve running from your armpit to your palm. Now turn your right thumb down and your left thumb up, and look at your left thumb. Keep your chest facing forward and your shoulders back. Move your arms again until you feel that nerve again. Keep alternating between these two for a minute, or look at each thumb thirty times each.
Now sit down. Put your left hand firmly under your left buttock, palm down. Keep your shoulders back and put your right hand over the crown of your head, very gently pulling it to the right. Do this for thirty seconds, then do it again but with your right hand under your right buttock.
These are stretches for the nerves in your arms, and are very good for people who sit behind a computer a lot, or fibre artists, or you name it. Do them daily. They will hurt in the beginning, but keep doing them, even after the pain has gone, or it will return and you'll have to start all over.
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it’s almost that time of the year :)
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happy holidays!
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"wow my dash is so violent today!!!... Oh wait it's March"
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tomorrow julius caesar will have been dead for 2069 slutty, slutty years
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Happy Ides of March!!
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oh yes it's that time of year again
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I don't know who the fuck censored "hell" in that last image, but it sure as shit wasn't me. What is this, 3rd grade internet?
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Pros of hyperfixiation:
Happy!
Art ideas
Life is good
Cons of hyperfixiation:
I am going to blow up
All my art is of the same guy
If I don't think about this 24/7 I get violent
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the emotion i just experienced is kind of indescribable
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Nothing better than an uptight repressed woman
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