saskiavalentineapologist
saskiavalentineapologist
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saskiavalentineapologist · 16 minutes ago
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you contradict yourself because you contain multitudes. i contradict myself because i am wrong.
#me
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saskiavalentineapologist · 16 minutes ago
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asking people to be mindful of others when sharing a communal space (especially one you cannot just up and leave from) is not selfish or misanthropic. come on now
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saskiavalentineapologist · 19 minutes ago
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saskiavalentineapologist · 48 minutes ago
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USERNAME LORE GIVE IT TO ME NOW YOU ALL
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saskiavalentineapologist · 2 hours ago
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Hey kid, look at me.
I want you to T-pose. Turn your right thumb up and your left thumb doen and look at your right thumb. Move your arms up and down a bit until you feel a nerve running from your armpit to your palm. Now turn your right thumb down and your left thumb up, and look at your left thumb. Keep your chest facing forward and your shoulders back. Move your arms again until you feel that nerve again. Keep alternating between these two for a minute, or look at each thumb thirty times each.
Now sit down. Put your left hand firmly under your left buttock, palm down. Keep your shoulders back and put your right hand over the crown of your head, very gently pulling it to the right. Do this for thirty seconds, then do it again but with your right hand under your right buttock.
These are stretches for the nerves in your arms, and are very good for people who sit behind a computer a lot, or fibre artists, or you name it. Do them daily. They will hurt in the beginning, but keep doing them, even after the pain has gone, or it will return and you'll have to start all over.
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saskiavalentineapologist · 15 hours ago
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it’s almost that time of the year :)
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saskiavalentineapologist · 15 hours ago
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happy holidays!
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saskiavalentineapologist · 15 hours ago
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"wow my dash is so violent today!!!... Oh wait it's March"
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saskiavalentineapologist · 15 hours ago
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tomorrow julius caesar will have been dead for 2069 slutty, slutty years
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saskiavalentineapologist · 15 hours ago
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saskiavalentineapologist · 15 hours ago
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Happy Ides of March!!
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saskiavalentineapologist · 15 hours ago
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oh yes it's that time of year again
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saskiavalentineapologist · 15 hours ago
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I don't know who the fuck censored "hell" in that last image, but it sure as shit wasn't me. What is this, 3rd grade internet?
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saskiavalentineapologist · 15 hours ago
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saskiavalentineapologist · 17 hours ago
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Pros of hyperfixiation:
Happy!
Art ideas
Life is good
Cons of hyperfixiation:
I am going to blow up
All my art is of the same guy
If I don't think about this 24/7 I get violent
#me
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the emotion i just experienced is kind of indescribable
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saskiavalentineapologist · 2 days ago
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Nothing better than an uptight repressed woman
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