saskiavalentineapologist

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my name is Freak Fucker and, well, I won’t waste your time…I’m here to fuck your freak.

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mudkip

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to anyone missing my writing please know i am also missing my writing

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every overthinker should have someone to fuck them stupid

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Finished commission series for @saskiavalentineapologist of some of their OCs, the Matriarchs.

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no, no. these are horrors beyond your comprehension. i understand them, though. i desire them carnally.

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“your characters need to be likeable” allow me to introduce you to the very worst guy who ever lived

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heavy is the head that wears the crown FOR YOU. i’m fine though

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Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s her dads fault.

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eating him

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goodnight my friends 

i hope i have good dreams 

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I had a rough day. Bartender, one glass of the characters kissing, please

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*sighs* *creates new wip document*

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shut up

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"Ok, ma'am that'll be 226.03$."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

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Honestly? My main piece of advice for writing well-rounded characters is to make them a little bit lame. No real living person is 100% cool and suave 100% of the time. Everyone's a little awkward sometimes, or gets too excited about something goofy, or has a silly fear, or laughs about stupid things. Being a bit of a loser is an incurable part of the human condition. Utilize that in your writing.