#And my ankle got in the way...
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NO ANKLE BITING!!!!!!
#I can't believe this!#I spilled my coffee this morning and Bulbasaur lunged at it#And my ankle got in the way...#Thankfully my foot's okay! He only broke the skin a little bit#But he's been put in time out.#[ooc: hi welcome to the fucking show lol]#[get ready for this shit]#Pokémon#Bulbasaur
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hear me out please I beg
#ngl i would love to make a rewrite or some kind of fanfic of df bc im so obsessed but I hate the way they wrote the background charas <//3#the mediocre zombie apocalypse otome got me it’s grabbing me by the ankles help#anyways eugene is my number 1 and lawrence scares me lmaoo#dangerous fellows#dangerous fellows eugene#df eugene#dangerous fellows fanart#fanart#art#artists on tumblr#@.trinkets
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i honestly would not recommend crossfit unless you already have high endurance or flexibility because in my experience (denser, crap at stretching) there are other cardio exercises that will fulfill your "up and moving quota" without risking insane injury to a joint possibly, forever. hell zumbas probably a safer bet and you know the middle aged moms on it are rocking that shit up
#my familys got injured through crossfit one way or another#and i Will take into consideration weight on this because doing burpees for 80m IS bad for your ankles and knees. surprise#whatever strength training for the win#also that one netflix show fitness100 the crossfitters in it were lame right. didnt they lose stupid fast. lol. lol#chat
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you can’t kin eddie kaspbrak unless you’ve also broken a limb in an unfortunate clown related accident. and let’s just say. i can kin eddie kaspbrak.
#not gatekeeping i’m just saying i’m way more qualified than any of the rest of you#i broke my ankle at clown school and all i got was a story to milk online#eddie kaspbrak#eddie it#it 2017#it 2019#it 1990#it 1986#it chapter 2#it chapter two#it chapter one#reddie#clown
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venting onthe robot blog yet again. tw death in the tags
#sorry lol#my grandpa died in the living room a few days ago#almost a year to the day my dad died. early april yknow#we live so far out of town that it took the ambulance a long time to get here. and our driveway branches off so like. i ran out to redirect-#them but i fell in the woods and sprained my ankle lol#so they went up the wrong fork and it took them even longer#i guess its nobodys fault. i just cant help feeling stupid. i fell in a rodent hole.#but yeah my grandpa just fell and none of us could pick him up. i guess his heart gave out. we called my uncle and he got here quicker than#the first responder lol. what can you do. my aunt knew cpr but the body can only take that for so long. etc#were getting the ashes tomorrow and i guess my grandma wants to keep them in the living room. i think its...creepy#like the thought of it freaks me out. idk man i just dont have any attachment to the body that way. it feels wrong lol#but im not going to say anything about it#i keep replaying it in my mind. trying to help pick him up off the floor. everything is so freaky.#plus our financial situation is about to get a lot worse. i just feel so fucking miserable. my freelance-#work hasnt paid out in forever. i guess the grant is tied up bc of (current events)#i cant even draw. i feel useless. ive been all fucked up since my dad died and now im back at square one.#can i get a break lol. please#ok the end
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Sending goodlick for the race
was like yay-close to getting into a crash but i am ROCKING IT TONITE!!! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHH
#thankyou silly#i am still actively at the tracks#i probably have another 2 hours at least to go until we go home#we just finished heat races (which is just the first race and about 10 laps) now I'm waiting for features (which is ~20)#I've only spun out twice tonight!!!#way better than last race!!! :D#and thankfully my skinned ass ankle isn't bothering me too insanely#so that's also a plus#had a panic attack after that almost-crash#but we persist i pulled thru#still a bit shaky but WE GOT DIS SHIT!!!
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being a smut writer means, sometimes, that "doing research" involves watching a specific type of porn to get a loosey goosy feel of how things work
#I then got sidebarred into watching something I was *actually* interested in#the girl was so cute she'd cross her ankles when the guy was hitting the right spot lmao Idk I just find that endearing#he kept flipping her around tho#like sir just let this poor girl get her nut stop moving her so damn much#ivy rambles#I mean listen it's fanfic we can branch out of the realm of physical possibility but I was like "Ive never actually done this thing#does it work the way I am picturing in my head'?#and here we are lmao
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If regular Gray has a name (Anchor) in your AU, would Mini Gray have his own name too?
id believe so yea, im probably thinking either to stick with just anchor jr or another name that still goes in the tradition of color names like slatey (since the way i color my gray and mini gray both have blue undertones)
im still figuring out more names for me to finalize for the lil guy but either would work with one being used as a nickname
#leer got an ask#miscellaneous leer#anchor would be unaware that mini ankle existed (<- thats how the lil guy pronounced his own name btw lol)#okay i dont know why i find that funny thats just how the kid call himself comfortably-#anyway i see their dynamic like how a dad didn't want pets (in this case: child) and then weeks later they're inseparable lmao#i think thats how id like to incorporate mini gray in my au if i decide he's canon there. either way id like talking about the two hyeee!!#anonymous
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Daniela flirts with a 17th century witch the best way she knows how.
Sarah after Daniela shows ankle:

#i don't know why this is so funny to me#something about the idea of them both being old fashioned in some ways and having an understanding of being ''modest''#(by 1800's standards)#but then they got full cleavage on display#my art#hocus pocus/resident evil 8#daniela dimitrescu#sarah sanderson#sariela#that's also more than an ankle dani basically giving her a whole leg
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trying to intuitively decipher which of my ankles is going to hurt after my workout class so i can preemptively put a brace on it
#call me harry kane the way my ankles are weak#anyway i have been meaning to do some mobility exercises for that. just haven’t got around to it#(no space in my flat!) (keep forgetting to bring leggings so i can just nip to the gym!)
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i know veilgaurd is absolutely incredible for gender reasons, and that it doesnt just let me have top scars but actually lets me acknowledge im trans in conversation like with taash and then when flirting with davrin (still dont know if im gonna romance him or lucanis yes, but asaan did cockblock me?????) but i do wish i could have gotten healing spells....although thinking about it now, because i wish i could have also given my rook my chronic pain/cfs, it makes sense i wouldnt be able to take healing spells, this is my new canon....(like either i get healing spells bevause i know pain and want to limit it for myself and others OR disability is disabling and im incapable of using healing spells since just like real life nothing eases this) anyway..
I like to headcanon that my rook DOES have chronic fatigue or minor pain because im an elf, but im also a mourn watcher, and it feels weird and wrong and unnatural to me for an elf to be living in the nevarra necropolis. i really love that being a mourn watcher has made me weird in conversation and just absolutely ready to let emmerich know how i want to be treated after i die, but nevarra is so dark and dusty, i have to wonder if as an elf being so close to spirits and so far from nature would effect me? so yeah, rook is screaming at all times and loves his home in the necropolis, myrna and vorgoth, the dead and the spirits, but leaving after the war of the banners helped him feel whole once he saw the forests for the first time, connected to his elven lineage (lmfao sorry bro), then he met varric who helped him get his top surgery. but it was the spirits and their lack of genders that helped him realize he also needed to do away with gender tho. i just really love my rook and this is the first time ive played a da game and not felt like i needed to run through it a few times to get everything out of it because i had to choose between male or female. also hes freaking adorable as hell.
#im slightly anmoyed at the fights#dai was much better and had better subclasses i think my party feels basically useless in these fights and i cant really control them like#the previous game#but a lot of it i can forgive if i just remember that this is set in tevinter and not ferelden#id love to see more of orlais tho#but i do miss ferelden#also i kinda like that my inquisitor is still trying to help#that boy has TRAUMA AND A MISSING LIMB HE ALSO HAS CHRONIC PAIN AND FATIGUE!!! BUT HE STILL TRYIN#i just love dragon age even if im 100% gonna have darkspawn ptsd by the time this is done#ive fought more dragons im this one game than all the others combined#fucking hate them#also the formless one....worries me........kinda hot tho#i also love taash and hardings lil love story and i loce lucanis ust being kind to bellara and neve#i can feel his guilt that i went to treviso instead of dock town#and the fucking gloom howler is so cool but its stressing me.out so bad#i need to save the griffons#im caught up on side quests tho#ive finished all of them except for the blight in the crossroads and i think the qunari grey warden in rivain#so i dont have a choice but to progress the story and its stressing me OUT. im not even halfway through but i dont want it to be over!!!!#i like to think vorgoth babysat tiny rook and had no idea what it was doing with him..just dangling the baby by the ankle stressed out af#i also love that manfred and the wisps are adorable to me and asaan is my child too#im a softie with a smart mouth and i kinda love that none of my companions know yet how stressed rook really is#i like to think im also not very physical as a mage im just determined but im not very smart either just strategic#like im adept with the dead in a more hands on way than a theoretical way like emmerich is?#i also love that i got to explain my magic as a part of me the same way my gender is to harding and taash that was dope to me#im so smitten with lucanis tho but davrin is kinda my type im so torn#ill go feral when these games finally give me a sexy male qunari or dwarf to romance tho#i was so disappointed by bull after we got to see the arishok tbh but taash is better even if theyre a bit small for a qunari#anyway i love this game and the lore of the gods is killing me slowly all of my elves are stadning around like 😬 yike
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the whole medical field is fucked up for fat people in a lot of ways but the one that irks me most often is like. online guides for how to treat stuff. like I look up kt tape tutorials a lot for me and my sister and it'll show the taping technique on a paper thin person, a cis man most of the time. so like. cool. my body doesn't look like that, I've got folds in the way and I've got breasts and I can't identify the parts of my body I'm supposed to be referencing so I guess I'll just try my best and probably not do it right.
#can we please start making tutorials and demonstrations and instructions with fat people in mind#my ankle bone doesnt stick out I've got bunches of fat there so the tape wont work the same way
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My bff is so fucking funny, I need to study him. Dude just started reading more about the crew of the Terra Nova, found out about Jessamine, says he read that (apparently, I couldn’t find where he got this) Scott once referred to Deb as “she” and immediately followed this up with “It was the morning after. At least he got some before he died!” And I’ve just been running that back and forth inside my brain for a week
#and if you know anything about said friend YOU KNOW HOW INSANE OF A THING THIS IS TO SAY#crying in the Lidl parking lot#sometimes he just. he says the most insane shit and immediately moves on#(albeit in this instance to debating who was the most fuckable but#idk man. he asked me why people thought he was gay when the night before he was straddling another man’s lap and giving him shoulder rubs#and fondling the trousers of another guy. and quite freely admits he’d ‘have a go’ with Nelson#his reasoning: ‘do you think it’s because I have bright pink ankle socks? is that why?’#sure man#I’m sorry but my friend is a fucking laugh. he grew up under the largest rock. he’s totally cishet but in a way that’s very gay#he has no idea what tumblr is but I’m positive he’d do numbers#funniest motherfucker ever and he doesn’t even know it#I just got a text asking what RPF was……#I’m gonna walk into the sea#I’m not admitting to knowing. cannot pry that out of me
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bro i am doomed to wearing shorts and joggers forever
#just tried on about a million jeans and. wtfffffffff#id complain about the waist being measured on a different place for mens jeans#but womens jeans are also really fucked up on me?????#its always way too tight at the crotch wtfffffff#even when the thigh is otherwise ok. genuinely what the fuck#the problem is that i got a long torso short legs and huge hips relatively#so pants that are wide around my ankles make me look so short and also 12#and depending on what shirt I'm wearing it can be just plain unflattering
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