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mycological-mariner · 1 month ago

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My bff is so fucking funny, I need to study him. Dude just started reading more about the crew of the Terra Nova, found out about Jessamine, says he read that (apparently, I couldn’t find where he got this) Scott once referred to Deb as “she” and immediately followed this up with “It was the morning after. At least he got some before he died!” And I’ve just been running that back and forth inside my brain for a week

#and if you know anything about said friend YOU KNOW HOW INSANE OF A THING THIS IS TO SAY #crying in the Lidl parking lot #sometimes he just. he says the most insane shit and immediately moves on #(albeit in this instance to debating who was the most fuckable but #idk man. he asked me why people thought he was gay when the night before he was straddling another man’s lap and giving him shoulder rubs #and fondling the trousers of another guy. and quite freely admits he’d ‘have a go’ with Nelson #his reasoning: ‘do you think it’s because I have bright pink ankle socks? is that why?’#sure man #I’m sorry but my friend is a fucking laugh. he grew up under the largest rock. he’s totally cishet but in a way that’s very gay #he has no idea what tumblr is but I’m positive he’d do numbers #funniest motherfucker ever and he doesn’t even know it #I just got a text asking what RPF was……#I’m gonna walk into the sea #I’m not admitting to knowing. cannot pry that out of me

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