#And he comes back with covid

[cellobotomy]

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[asteraws]

[nithica]

i’m crying ivy just reminded me how my ex broke up with me and now i’m SEETHING in bed about it even though i’ve long moved on and am way better off now but just the thought of how pisses me the fuck off 😹😹😹😹 i just can’t fathom how someone even comes up with that and thinks “yeah, this should be just about fine” AAAAAAAAHHHHH i need something to hit

[1phakephan]

🗣️🗣️ pov dan and phil base their pizza selection in part 2 of their iconic mukbang video on their hatred for the detroit pizza company that almost ruined your life

[fortunechaos]

I am having some floor time because uhhhhh. The anxieties.

[ghoul--doodle]

When my interest shifts from one to another I don’t start disliking/hating the old one

It just slips into being dormant until something inevitably triggers monkey brain about it again

[blossombloodcurse]

was gonna not drink at this wedding but i went to drop wipes off at my grandparents hotel room and my grandma offered me a vodka ginger ale so failed step one

[thiefbird]

ough ouchie my throat hurts

[tittyinfinity]

call me crazy, but I don't think you should have to call your kid's school and beg them to not punish them or call CPS on you over their attendance when they've been consistently sick all school year, during a PANDEMIC, and they're all there unmasked around hundreds of people all day

[uk07]

Nothing makes me angrier than thinking about the nspscp timeline

[moonchild-in-blue]

Actually Cuco is so good and I live in shame for not having listened to him more last year. All because of a WHITE MAN. SHAME, SHAME FOR 100 YEARS.

[luckydicekirby]

i don't know that gabrielle was like hanging out in bars at any point bc her ultimate life goal is to live by herself in the woods and eat bears but i also do want her to hang out eating girls at lesbian bars. daniel telling his friend about his sexy vampire bender experience expecting to be told hey man maybe do fewer drugs and instead she's like god yeah i met a hot older butch who drank half my blood it was great. and daniel is like sorry what??

[pacifymebby]

If you can be arsed with all those tags and fancy giving me brutal advice read away haha

[nobodybetterlookatme]

Oh my god I'm SO sorry you had to go through this horrific scenario!! Ngl literally amazing fic material, 10/10 would love this for my blorbos, but god that's a LOT irl. Still thanks for sharing, but damn. If you can, take some zinc and drink a Lot to flush everything out (I also swear by those first defence anti viral attachment nasal sprays lol). Hope you don't catch anything and this guy feels better soon, my god why don't people take sickleave...

Literally what I said this morning 😭 like our supervisor is so chill, she wouldn't give a shit if we called out last minute. Absolutely no reason for him to show up like that smh like dude should've just stayed home. I've already done all my kinda excessive rituals to clean everything and disinfect myself, plus I have a ton of immunity supplements, so we're good there at least. And I mean at least there's fic potential there, but I didn't wanna do the research 😭😂

[bastardraccooon]

how many little things had to go a certain way for a big thing to happen?

[magnoliamyrrh]

i know ive said this before but i keep seeing it so i keep thinking about it. i just dont get what people who are calling for everyone to wear masks still like,, outside even, or especially ppl who are calling for ppl to still socially distance and not visit each other and not go anywhere...... want?

i aint saying covid doesn't matter i aint saying its not still around and its not an issue (infact in places like romania where so much of the population didnt wanna vaccinate themselves the hospitals are a fucking mess Again). it is clearly an issue and a rough disease and an insane amount of people died and are still dying while others are living w long term consequences...... but. man im sorry. covid is not going Anywhere by this point. we will not eradicate it, we just wont, it spreads too easily, theres too many variations. vaccines dont fully stop its spread and transmission, they help tone it down some for sure but its not enough alone, and by this point most people have had it at least once. we did not manage to contain its spread radically enough in the beggining and now weve got to deal with it being widespread and forever. this disease is gonna be around every year going forward with our lives everywhere like others are. there wont be a "stop" to it. and i actually dont think its reasonable to expect everyone bc of covid for literally the rest of our lives to wear masks outside always and to always keep a distance from people and to not go to several things anymore and to not see friends and family and to not have gatherings. as if the modern world isnt horribly isolated and lonely in the first place anyway. if you think ppl now shouldn't be meeting up with people bc of covid and should feel guilty and horrible, than youre going to have to stand by than till the end of time