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maraguanabana · 5 months ago

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Never. Never. Have. I. Ever. Thought. That the hottest line I ever read in my life. would be from a Lestappen fanfic of Max eating out Charles and laughing while that. TOE CURLING I'M TELLING YOU THE FUCK.

also cheers to spotify because it SERVED with the mood.

if your answer was no then click down below 🫣

no way in HELL this is the same dutch teenager that I met im 2014. no. way. I refuse. it HAS to be a different person. because what the fuck have I been missing on and please update me on it.

#f1 #charles leclerc #max verstappen #ferrari #red bull racing #lestappen #cl16 #mv1 #cl16 x mv1 #ao3 fanfic #this might be the start of my max verstappen era I'm afraid #that was way too hot I'm sorry #and then I texted my best friend and she was like oh you mean #THIS max verstappen you mean #and I-#well yeah that yall know what i mean

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johnsspacesuittight · 1 year ago

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why am I crying over an absolutely fucking insane man wearing a golden unicorn leg?

#ofmd #finally watching eps 4 and 5 #and I-#fuck bro #izzy hands #our flag means death

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noots-wears-blue-boots · 7 months ago

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I don't have photo proof but why the fuck is Nolan Chance so caked up

#fortnite #i love him #nolan chance #nolan chance fortnite #no like #i legit like-#the fucking-#i was doing that stupid egg emote #and i-#WHAT IS HE DOING WITH ALL THAT ASS??#NOLAN #PLEASE SAVE SOME

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jellyjamheadobb · 6 months ago

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serostuffsmh · 1 year ago

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The guy I’m talking to is into shibari. Bye.

#he’s he #I don’t even have anything funny to say cause WHAT THE FUCK #he-#I-#he told me he used to do it a lot with someone before #and I-

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methinmycoffee · 2 years ago

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When my mom went to see the South Park movie in theaters when it came out, she said that someone audibly gasped when Kenny pulled his hood off and that definitely would have been me.

#south park #Kenny McCormick #that part is so sweet #also I bet it was fucking shocking #she told me this randomly while I was doing my homework yesterday #and i-#I’m glad she throught of me honestly #or also mandatory spoilers tag #sp spoilers #but if you haven’t seen the movie already then what are you doing #it’s only a little bit racist come on it’s a good time #some of the songs are really good #most of the songs are really good #all of the songs are really good

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in-a-faith-forgottenn-land · 2 years ago

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ah well shit

#i think i might be in love with my best friend 💀#now i have come to that realization when she leaned in towards me and i though she was gonna kiss me #but in reality she was just looking at something behind my left shoulder #damn that rly got me heart skipping and shit #and I-#yeah i was pretty awkward #oh and she was sitting near my right shoulder #and i was trying towards her to smth and she did that #oh and she’s bi so 🤷‍♀️ idk

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abitqueery · 2 years ago

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Oh c!dnf my beloveds... My favorite tragedy... My beautiful disaster...

#don't touch me #im thinking about how everythings reset #and theyre gonna meet again #and become friends or something even more #something that rheir current selves can't have #won't ever GET to have #and I-#c!dnf #georgenotfound #dreamwastaken #dsmp

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a-star-is-here · 1 year ago

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you'd think I would be smart when joining a new fandom and notice when someone who's basically considered a celebrity in that fandom interacts/follows me

But nope

#this has happened so many times istg #someone was like “omg so and so follow you so I gave you the immediate cool card”#and I was like “HUH???”#anyways #ignore this #or I get really into a fandom and become a huge fan of someone #but turns out I already know them/they already follow me #and I-

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glitzybunny · 1 year ago

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Crochet flowers are so cute- I wanna give people crochet flowers :(

#I wanna learn how to crochet #how cute would it be to recieve crocheted flowers they made JFKSNDFM AAAAA #I want that and I wanna do that #so cool too #crying #Saw a crotcheted bouquet with Arum lillies and lavender #and I-#oh muh god

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dark-eyes-under-the-golden-sky · 2 years ago

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I wish I could tell my friends when something they do makes me dysphoric but I don’t want to come across as whiny or as if I’m policing their actions so I just stand there like 🧍‍♂️

#auguste speaks #auguste vents #tw dysphoria #my friend showed me a picture of her new favourite character and she called him baby girl #and then immediately proceeded to show me an excerpt from a fic #where other characters tell her blorbo that they barely consider him a man #and I-#like I know your intentions were to be funny but how can I explain to you that telling this to a trans guy is not the move #also I’m tempted to go on a rant about how cis people fetishize trans bodies by this is a sfw blog #I’m just tired man and my hair is getting long and I want to cry

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fishybehavior · 2 years ago

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I'm so pissed rn

#having a pretend argument in my head #cause i asjed my dad if he listens to any podcasts #and he told me he listens to matt walsh and ben shapiro and one other idiot #and i-#just god #i hate that my dad listens to them #and im going to be driving with him for 13 hours this Tuesday #and im hoping that no one mentions politics #cause i will get so fucking mad #my parents know im left and i kniw their republican #but fuuuck i still hate this #fuck my life #tw rant in tags #tw rant #rant #tw republicans

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clingylilhoneybee · 2 years ago

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#my coworker just told me that their manager #(same department/position they just separate us into groups so dif supervisor)#just told them that it is 100% normal to not make metrics #and this is a struggle that every new wave of people have #and it’s why turnover is so high #but we need to suck it up #and will face repercussions for not meeting metrics #and I-#what?#i started training just about 3months ago #but like there are people in my wave of hires that have only been training since thanksgiving #(long story)#and they just bumped our expectation to 3 of our things a day #when the newest trainees were at an expectation of 1 literally last week #and the expectation is 4 a day starting Monday #?????#when people here 1+ years are only expected to do 5?#what the fuckkkkk #I hate it

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toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account · 7 months ago

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staff: our april fools joke this year is a silly feature that doesn't really do anything but give you a button to boop other users! they have to opt-in first though :)

me:

#mine #tumblr #boop #don't get me wrong I love booping but. hm

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sexygaywizard · 4 months ago

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FUCK AMERICA HAPPY 100TH BIRTHDAY CEASAR SALAD 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽❗❗❗

#i talk #i post #hall of fame

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