#And I'm all here for it

[asurashi]

He looks like he's wearing a floor length 'my husband just died of mysterious circumstances' coat

[kuphulwho]

So this is interesting...

The CotL Twitter page tweeted this:

Not too long after tweeting this:

And wouldn't you know it, the "what should we do with Sozo in the next update" TikTok is gone now. And the top comment on that TikTok? "Revive him and make him an eldritch mushroom horror boss." So with this in mind, combined with the Haro speak that is clearly about Sozo hidden in the above tweet's alt text, along with what typically happens at the end of boss fights in this game...

Follower Sozo real?!?!

[linusbenjamin]

Annie January (Starlight) // Wanda Maximoff (Scarlet Witch) The Boys ☼ Marvel Cinematic Universe

[wannabe-minion-of-chaos]

I dunno why everyone looked at Mosquito and suddenly decided "hey let's smack him with a bunch of mutant bug body horror/angst and make him a c r e a t u r e" but I'm all here for it

Keep doing your thing south park fandom

[diantheia]

The saddest part about playing the Halloween modifier doors is with the volatile starlight candy.

I was at door 96, my lighter went off, and I didn't want to use the guidance candy yet, I've been saving it for door 100.

I had two starlight candies in hand and I decided to use one since it illuminates the player.

I ate it, then I went boom.

I couldn't revive at that point.

I want to strangle curious light.

—♑⭐

Counter point: I ate so many hard candies that by the time i got to mines first Seek chase, I was slow af. Could barely walk. I found two volatile starlight's and was able to (just about) survive the chase. Curious Light saved my mf life in that moment.

Unrelated: I love eating so many hard candies and just- just tanking Rush's attacks. Who'd win in a fight, Rush or this bitch (me, I'd win).

[loser-of-the-idgaf-war]

Aaaaaaa she's so hottt

[pxison]

Went and grabbed this from @chatcambrioleur with my goblin hands.

The euphoria of climax was leaving his body too soon for comfort. That one moment in which he could replace the void where happiness once lay with the chemical responses of dopamine and oxytocin leaving him feeling empty once more.

He can tell too that the shift in him was starting to make her uncomfortable where she lay against him in all her glory. And yet, he could not to bring himself to truly care, not quite. But instead of letting this fester and ruin their afterglow he spoke up, boldly offering to speak of romantic ways he was not nearly as verse to as the ways of killing and waging war.

His hair was useless to hide half his expression behind as it had been thoroughly stroked back by a certain someone’s amorous fingers. Exposed as he felt, he did nothing to shove her off of him even as the thought lingered, a questing hand reaching down from the pillows to trace a whimsical pattern into the skin of her supple back as he took to concentrating.

So lost in thought he was about coming up with what to say he was unaware of the intensely scrunched expression he was making as he looked up at the ceiling. There wasn’t much he could think to say that wouldn’t appear totally out of context in the moment, nor did he have much in the ways of experience or knowledge to pull from. Whatever he said was bound to be all his and after what felt like an eternity, he had his words.

“Well, it might not be up to the sort of thing you probably hear but here goes nothing: At first all I thought I wanted was your body, but I’ve come to the conclusion that you’re lovelier than that, more deserving than that kind of treatment.” Something he did not believe he could give her emotions or not.

The hand idly stroking at her back moves to cup her face and keep her looking at him even as he appears constipated from saying any of this soft crap out loud.

“You’re special in that I would never think to do any of this with any other girl, I wouldn’t even still be here speaking to you now if I had done this my usual way.” He was still tempted to grab up his clothing and run out the door, but he started this didn’t he? And he intended to finish.

The last words though seem to hiss out of his mouth as though agonizing to even be heard. It was spoken in a different language, one the Germa had used in the past that was of an older North Blue dialect he was sure she couldn’t translate for herself. Good thing too, because if she questioned it, he was going to keep his lips sealed having already spoken too much of his peace already.

“...Du machst mich zu einem besseren Menschen.“

...You make me want to be a better man.

And that notion genuinely terrifies him.

[jestersking]

something acho getting attached to apo from the bat, something about them both not getting the thrill of being with everyone and wanting to do their own thing, something about both of them being good at tree climbing, something about rats smp and pirates smp

[ultra-puzzlemaster]

[ID: the Square Hole meme, on the distressed woman is the text "that fairy begging me to use literally any other echo", and on the hand putting pieces in the square hole is the text: "me brute forcing my way through every dungeon using only the table I picked up in the tutorial". /end ID]

so this is how echoes of wisdom gameplay is gonna go down, right?

[qiinamii]

one braincell transfer (divided by four)

[eristhenat]

year's end

[geezmarty]

(bellara/taash) nerd/jocks lovers rise up

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Hey now, Let her cook!

[kwadlayns]

talk to me in french, talk to me in spanish 🍒

[inkskinned]

okay is she being actually immature or is it just a woman over 30 expressing a human experience you find to be immature.

like yeah. at certain ages... let shit go. im not defending the real immature shit. im not defending the karen you're picturing. i worked in retail i hate those people too. (once somebody got mad at me because she didn't like how our winter window decor was a snowman smoking a pipe. i wish i was joking).

but men at 57 will write books about how 17 year old girls are soooo sexy. they will invent worlds where women have to be naked for "armor reasons." they will write songs that treat women as objects. people rush to defend them. meanwhile a woman at 35 will be like "heartbreak is hard, actually" or "i feel betrayed by a friend" or "i am struggling with something emotionally." immediately people will say stuff like this woman is 35 by the way. by the way this woman is SO OLD to be experiencing this. BY THE WAY.

im 31, almost 32. the other day a poet was blasted online because at her "big age", she had written a poem about feeling unloved. top comment was "this woman is 29 by the way." this woman is too old to still be useful, by the way. she has to behave better . maybe if she was a good wife and mother she could stop existing loudly, and the story could continue on without her. this woman has served her purpose, by the way. she's so cringe, by the way. at 29 - so old! - she still hasn't figured out that her existence should be one of shame.

[penguinswift]

we're all forced into our era's era

there's no individual eras anymore. a lover song promo a week before 1989tv release using socials with midnights theme. It's chaotic and I love it