#And 'big buddy'?

[hadesknockedupintheunderworld]

Read Fang the Hunter after catching up on idw Sonic and like

Wooo!! Return of Fang, his pursedog jester boytoy, and said boytoy's big buddy!

Also ajsjsjsn I'm this close to retitling this mini series "How to Lose One's Bitches: A Cautionary Tale as to Why Team Hooligan Isn’t a Modern Era Team"

[williamsjakesd]

Cool shower

[juiche]

a moment of peace before the whole world shatters 😇

get your own print here ❤️

[pukicho]

pukicho, i think ur so awesome and cool. can u tell me how to get bitches (lovingly) bc im lonely

Are you really in any position to call women bitches if you can't even bag a single one? Maybe you can stop itemizing their existence and instead pursue the act of dating as a real means for connection - rather than a method to score metaphorical points, like you're in some sorta fucking video game.

[trialsofthedas]

Rook: *sneaking in through their window after a night at the villa*

Viago: *turning in their chair and flicking the light on* You want to tell me where you've been all night?

Rook: I was out with Teia?

Teia: *turning in their chair* Wanna try again?

[saragrosie]

Sketching while streaming s5...

Jonathan Sims I will learn to draw you (this is my doing. I could draw him however I want and I choose to stick with an image of him in my brain that is difficult for me to draw. Masochism.)

Not s5 Mahtins below I enjoyed drawing cuz hes neat:

(Edit: I yassified Martin in the do not separate cuz I wanted his hair fluffier)

[captain-krow-drozdov]

Danny Is An Alternate Version Of Ra's Al Ghul And Flash Already Called Dibs On Adopting Him

Danny In All His Sleep Deprived Slightly Scuffed Up From A Fight Glory Is On His Way To Clockworks Tower To Hopefully Get A Nap And Maybe Some Homework Done When A Natural Portal Opens Up In Front Of Him And Proceeds To Unceremoniously Drop Him In The DC Verse Just Outside Of Central City Before Promptly Closing Leaving A Tired Danny Behind In A Run Down Abandoned Parking Lot.

It's Times Like This When Danny Regrets Putting Off Learning How To Make His Own Portals, Cause Now He Is Very Much Stuck For The Foreseeable Future And He Has No Idea Where Or When He Is. Luckily For Him However Central City Isn't Too Far Away, Unlucky For Him However Is That Once In The City He Realizes This Isn't His Dimension. He's Pretty Sure He'd Remember Something Called The Justice League.

So What Do You Do When Supernatural Bullshit Fails You? You Fall Back On Your Mad Scientist Roots And You Make A Portal Gun. So That's Exactly What Danny Plans To Do.

Unfortunately Staying Alive And Building Questionably Safe Portal Technology Requires Money And Supplies, So He Ends Up Wandering From City To City Doing Odd Jobs/Fixing Up Busted Tech For Cash Or Unwanted Electronics For His "Operation: Get Home" Needs. This Obviously Ends In A Few Superhero Encounter Shenanigans.

Though He Always Ends Up Back Near Central City, Both On The Off Chance The Natural Portal Will Open Up Again And Because Out Of All The Superheroes That Apparently Exist In This Universe The Speedsters Are His Favorite (Red Robin Is Solidly His Second Favorite Ever Since The Gotham Vigilante Gave Him A Large Coffee Filled With Enough Caffeine To Kill A Man).

Unbeknownst To Danny However Is That Every Hero/Vigilante He Has Encountered Has Come To At Least One Of The Following Conclusions; 1. Run Away Meta Who Is In Desperate Need Of A Good Meal/Adoption Bait. 2. Possibly Red Robin/Tim Drake Clone 3. A Good Kid But Could Possibly Be A Future Rouge If Left Unsupervised. 4. Did Bats Get A New Kid And Why Is He Here?

All Flash Knows Is That He Saw The Kid First And Therefore Has Dibs. Suck It Bruce.

Fast-forward A Few Months And Danny Gets Hurt During A Rogue Attack While Trying To Help Some Civilians Get To Safety (Old Hero Habits Die Hard (Ha Die Hard) And All That Jazz) And He Nopes Out Once Everyone Is Safe And When The Paramedics Are Busy With Other People Unaware He Left A Blood Sample Behind.

One DNA Test Brought To You By Paranoid Bat Concerns Of A Possible Red Robin Clone Later And They Find Out That Dannys DNA Matches One Ra's Al Ghul.

They Now Think Danny Is An Escaped Ra's Al Ghul Clone.

Memes For The Vibes:

[edlucavalden]

Oh my god.. this post was cooking i had to..

[rainscenes]

Please don't ask me how I am. Okay.

6.12, “Recovery” 8.06, “Confessions”

[lavendermerry-go-round]

Okay but we really don't tap into the fact that Edmundo Diaz is the big brother to not one but two little sisters.

Just imagine: Eddie is babysitting Jee-Yun, either completely alone or just helping Buck, doesn't matter. And he gets some time alone with her (because either Buck is not there or he's making dinner or something) Jee's hair is quite long now, long enough to fall into her face constantly which is no way to play anything.

So Eddie sits her down and braids her hair. His hands don't cooperate at first but turns out he still remembers it from when he did for Sophia and Adriana. He gets more confident with each twist of hair. The second braid is done in minutes. Jee is ecstatic.

Madney come home early because that new restaurant they were trying out was a major flop. They ask Buck where their daughter is but before he can answer, Jee is running into the room with two little french braids swishing around, beaming.

Her hair has never been in a braid, much less two

Maddie never learned how to do it, never saw the point. She doesn't do it for herself.

Chim honest to god tried but there were too many flyaways and it was overall not a great experience for either (he's practicing on Maddie but not there yet)

It never even occurred to Buck before, although he will research the heck out of braiding techniques now

So they ask her who did it and she points at Eddie just entering the room. A bit flustered, he explains that he used to do it a lot for her sisters (and if you listen closely, you can hear Buck manifest himself a pair of ovaries just so they could melt away in a second because holy shit that's very hot for some reason)

[aashiqeddiediaz]

okay then

[bixels]

BACK TO THE INK

Redraw of my Splatoon 3 poster from 2022, with added Hero Mode + Side Order characters.

[stupid-puppycat]

[sncrlynwtms]

"i was born in the wrong generation" I wasn't. i love existing at the same time as fan culture. i love knowing I can make a post saying "character a wears big ass pants and is obsessed with character b's thighs" and fifty percent of people are gonna agree with me while the other half call me a dumb bitch because of it. it's great.

[mementoasts]

big boss and big challenges

[trialsofthedas]

Rook: *pulls back the curtain while Viago is showering*

Rook: Hey is this - put the knife away, it’s me - is this the normal box of chocolate or is this the one we poisoned to give to our enemies? I have a craving.