#Anakin Skywalker is a hottie

[milk-and-cereal]

skywalker

[bitchysheepqueen]

[aigoos]

Padawans Ferus and Anakin Art

kadkjdfkjafdjlajlfjkldskjfalsjkdfa AHHHHHHH! @kana7o drew padawans Ferus Olin and Anakin Skywalker for me! I love that she made Ferus the taller one, which is why Anakin looks super cranky :D Oh, man, Ferus is probably my new love ahaha! Obikin better watch out before Ferkin takes over my heart XD

Seriously, I'm in love. I'd discovered Ferus the Hottie a few days ago because of @barmadumet and I decided that he needed to be drawn by Kana because I love her style so much. Oh, I can die happy now!

[writingfandomfeels]

Anakin Skywalker - Drunken Doppelganger Discovery

Summary: You're drunkenly rambling to a stranger that you don't realize is THEE Anakin Skywalker, and he makes sure you get home safely. Timeline is roughly Clone Wars ish.

Word count: 965

Content Warnings: Drinking, briefly one creepy guy

The heavy beat of the music in the club pulsed through your body as you danced. Lights of every color flashed in time to the rhythm, accentuating the movements of the other dancers around you. Their silhouettes swirled in your vision, no face ever clear enough to see, just a blur of dark then colorfully bright then dark again.

Realizing that your glass was now empty, you turned to make your way back to the bar. Your destination in sight, it took all of your focus to concentrate on successfully walking toward it. Your body swayed as if on a ship at sea, but you simply leaned into it, letting the feeling make you giggle in amusement.

You plunked yourself down on a stool, waiting for the bartender, who looked like a walking booger. He seemed to be too occupied filling the multiple orders of others to notice you, so you decided to get comfortable and get to know the person seated next to you. You turned to your left to look at him and were immediately struck by his luscious long curls and chiseled jaw.

“Holy shit, you’re hot.” You say, not entirely sure if it was out loud or in your head as you had intended it.

The blond man turned to look at you, clearly taken aback at your comment. The slight curve of a smirk pulled at the corner of his mouth as he considered if you really just said that to him.

You looked him over, taking in his leather outfit now too. “Hey you know who you look like? Oh what’s his name- that, that jedi… uhh… Anakin Skywalker!” You said, pointing to him, thinking how uncanny the resemblance was. You then turned back to locate the bartender. “Hottest jedi in the galaxy.” Finding that the bartender was now pouring a long line of shots, you turned your attention back to your neighbor. “You know I always thought the jedi were just born old. You know? Like it just feels like they’re always just a bunch of old men. Old religious men I suppose. Yeah, not normally my cup of tea but that Skywalker?” You laughed, “Pretty sure anybody would take a cup of that.” You began waving at the bartender, trying to get his attention, but nevertheless continuing your drunken rambling. “You know I heard they can’t get laid. The jedi.” You clarified. “But if you ask me, I think that’s just because a bunch of old men were pissed that a hottie like Anakin fucking Skywalker could just come along and not only steal their thunder with being better than them at their woo woo force shit and their voom voom lightsabers,” you said, gesturing with your hands for emphasis “but he also literally could get anybody he wanted.”

By now that slight smirk had turned into a hardly contained grin of amusement. You didn’t notice though as you finally locked eyes with the booger bartender and he made his way over to you.

“Finally.” You complained.

Anakin’s gaze darted from you to the bartender and back.

As he arrived, you started your order, “I’ll get a-”

“You just want water.” Anakin cut you off, waving his hand.

“I just want water.” You said to the bartender, who obliged.

You drank from the glass, thirstier than you’d thought. The ice tingled your lips and cooled you as you swallowed. You blinked a moment, staring into the glass and wondering how you ended up with water instead of the cocktail you’d craved earlier.

“You’re going to go home now.” The voice to your left said.

You thought of your home and how comfy your bed would be right about now. “I’m going to go home now.” You said, imagining your soft pillows, feeling like there was nothing in the world you wanted more right now. You stood, approaching the exit.

“I’ll come too,” a nearby Devaronian growled, eyeing you in a predatory way as he went to follow you.

Anakin jumped from his seat, stepping in front of the Devaronian. “No, you’re not.” He stared threateningly, flashing the hilt of his lightsaber.

The Devaronian grumbled and walked off.

Deciding he needed to ensure your safety now, Anakin exited the club to find you. Luckily, you hadn’t made it too far as he found you sitting slumped on the curb, pouting.

“I thought you were going home?” He asked.

“I can’t.” 

“Why not?” 

“Because my shoe is broke.” You held up the broken heel to him. “Now I can’t walk anywhere.” You let out a dramatic sigh. “I guess I’ll just have to stay here forever. I live here now. This is my home.”

A moment passed as you stared sadly at your broken shoe, and Anakin stared at you. Seeing no other alternative, he scooped you up into his arms and began carrying you down the street. 

“Where do you live?” He asked. 

You smiled, pleasantly surprised to be held in such muscular arms, you almost forgot to answer his question. 

“Oh, just past the mini mart.” 

He gave a nod, confirming he knew where that was.

You stared a moment longer at your hero’s face. “I like you.” You said, playfully poking his nose with your index finger. “You saved me from shoes. Maybe you don’t save the galaxy like your look-alike but you’re still nice.” You let your head lean back against him and closed your eyes, beginning to feel very sleepy. “And pretty. Very pretty.” You added.

His chest moved against you as he softly chuckled. 

“Mmmm,” you hummed, trying so hard to fight off the oncoming sleep, “what’d you say your name was?”

“I didn’t.”

As the sleep began to take hold of you, you hardly heard the last thing he said. 

“It’s Anakin.” 

[tom-whore-dleston]

jordan turns 25

hey siri, play my birthday playlist...

hello and welcome to my online 25th birthday party!! I hope you all got your dancing shoes on bc we're gonna party like it's 1999 iykyk xD we all know how much I love to party, but even the life of the party has to lay down some rules. Please click the keep reading button for more party information:

House Rules

This is an adults only party! You must show some indication that you are 18+

Any minors, blank blogs, ageless blogs will be blocked

You are welcome to participate in multiple party activities but please send one ask at a time

The party is open to all followers and non-followers ❤️ again, as long as you are 18+

Please do not send requests regarding the following:

non-con, smut with minors (all parties will be aged up), pregnancy/baby/child fics, a/b/o, bathroom kinks, incest, step-cest, foot fetish.

Please be patient with your response. I cannot guarantee I will respond in a timely manner however I can do my best.

The party begins April 4th (my official birth date) and ends April 30th

Party Activities

Social Hour: ask me anything about me and my life on/off tumblr

BYOB: share one of your creations (fanfic, art, moodboard, gif, playlist, original writing) and I will share your amazing talents with others

Party Games: cym, fmk, wyr, smash or pass (with any hottie not listed)

Arts and Crafts: select a hottie + scenario/AU/trope/prompt** and I will make a playlist/moodboard/fic (please specify the creation you are requesting)

see prompts tag for ideas/inspo; please indicate the post the prompt is from

VIP Access: mutuals only! send me your fave hottie (doesn’t need to be on list) and I will create a ship moodboard based on how I imagine your relationship with them

RSVP'd Hotties

Marvel: Loki Laufeyson, Xu Shang-Chi, Frank Castle, Peter Parker (any variant), Wanda Maximoff, Erik Kilmonger, Scott Lang, Thor Odinson, Sersi, Thena, Sam Wilson, Pietro Maximoff (Age of Ultron), Joaquin Torres, Bucky Barnes, Marc Spector/Steven Grant/Jake Lockley, Layla El Faouly, Adam Warlock, Gamora, Kate Bishop

DC: Harley Quinn, Pamela Isley, Jaime Reyes

Star Wars: Din Djarin, Anakin Skywalker, Poe Dameron

The Bear: Carmy Berzatto, Luca

Bridgerton: Anthony Bridgerton, Benedict Bridgerton, Colin Bridgerton, King George

Misc: stereotypical!Barbie (Barbie 2023), Tangerine (Bullet Train), Joel Miller (The Last of Us), Soldier Boy (The Boys) 

RPF: Harry Styles, Jensen Ackles, Will Poulter, Danny Ramirez

Early Bird Invite tags

@inklore @psychedelic-ink @fluffyprettykitty @buckets-and-trees @witchywithwhiskey @mothdruid @mochie85 @navybrat817 @jobean12-blog @vonalyn @goldylions @wintersoldierdarling @wint3r-h3art @buckybleu @blackbat05 @neganwifey25-blog @give-me-a-moose @yummymatcha @ozarkthedog @hollandparkersx @mrs-illyrian-baby @jen-with-a-pen @late-to-the-party-81 @little-diable @undutchable11 @littlestatesman @tonystarksfavoritedaughter

[fishnamedsushi]

Night Swimming - Chapter 5

Anakin stared out at the ocean, his thoughts as turbulent as the waves. Part of him wanted to run to the Villas right now, to confront Ben - Obi-Wan - and demand answers. Another part wanted to pretend he'd never seen those photos, to cling to the memory of that one perfect night.

"It's not just about him," Anakin said finally, his voice low. "It's... I don't know, 'Soka. Meeting him, it made me realize how stuck I've been. In this town, in this job..."

Ahsoka raised an eyebrow. "What, being a hot lifeguard isn't fulfilling enough for you?"

He snorted. "You know what I mean. I've got this degree, all these ideas..." He gestured vaguely at the ocean. "And I'm just... here."

"So do something about it," Ahsoka said, punching his arm lightly. "Go after your Hollywood hottie, sure. But maybe it's time to go after the rest of it too."

Anakin bounced his leg, frustrated and longing in equal measure. "What if I'm reading too much into this? What if it was just a fling for him?"

Ahsoka rolled her eyes. "And what if it wasn't? Look Skywalker, you've got two choices here. You can sit on this beach and wonder 'what if' for the rest of your life, or you can get off your ass and find out."

Chapter 5 of my short and sweet Obkin lifeguard AU for the @obikinlifeguardau collection is up now!

[desireandduty]

@skyhaunter gets a modern!verse drabble because I couldn't get pining-then-panicking Padmé out of my head

Thurs, Dec 29 9:23 pm

Padmé Naberrie: ... so I maybe did something bad....

Dorra Berenko: DO TELL. But really there's no way your definition of "bad" can actually be that bad, Pads

Padmé Naberrie: ...... Are you implying that I'm a bore? A prude? A stick-in-the-mud?

Dorra Berenko: nooooo... but you've never been one to color outside the lines

Padmé Naberrie: wow okay here I am about to confess something MORTALLY EMBARRASSING to my BEST FRIEND and all you can do is make fun? Nevermind Maybe I'll text Tsabin instead

Dorra Berenko: I did not! I was just trying to say that it's probably not at all as bad as you're making it out to be. Come on... what happened?

Padmé Naberrie: you're gonna laugh at me

Dorra Berenko: 👀 OUT WITH IT WOMAN

Padmé Naberrie: okok so... you know that guy I met on my way to Grandma's

Dorra Berenko: the GENIUS mechanic with the DREAMIEST eyes who literally SAVED YOUR LIFE from freezing to death in middle of nowhere PA whose number you FOOLISHLY neglected to get? Yeah you've mentioned him basically every day

Padmé Naberrie: ok you've MADE YOUR POINT so um I may have found his TikTok account

Dorra Berenko: OH MY GOD YOU CYBER-STALKED HIM

Padmé Naberrie: i mean.... is it stalking if it took all of 90 seconds there aren't that many Anakin Skywalkers on the internet so...

Dorra Berenko: so what you slid into his DMs and propositioned him or something

Padmé Naberrie: DORRA I WOULD NEVER no it's worse I

Dorra Berenko: you what

Dorra Berenko: YOU WHAT, PADMÉ?!

Thurs, Dec 29 11:18 pm

Padmé Naberrie: Sorry! Mom threatened to take my phone if I didn't come do the dishes I um... may have watched like all of his videos And honestly Dorra he IS a genius, you should see the things he's built

Dorra Berenko: .... and that's bad because...

Padmé Naberrie: NO it's that I was WAY down in his feed when I um... I liked one of them

Dorra Berenko: ..... ............. is THAT what you're so worried about?

Padmé Naberrie: YES because he'll SEE the notification and he'll KNOW I was on his TikTok

Dorra Berenko: oh NO And then he might slide into YOUR dms and ask for YOUR number the HORROR

Padmé Naberrie: NO he'll probably think I'm some SUPER weird and creepy girl who he was just trying to be helpful to who is now STALKING him

Dorra Berenko: Pads, babe, have you looked in the mirror lately

Padmé Naberrie: uh... I guess this morning?

Dorra Berenko: Because in case you haven't noticed, you are GORGEOUS and as a general rule of thumb men are not WEIRDED OUT when a gorgeous woman shows interest in them

Padmé Naberrie: ok but.... what if he was just being nice and wants me to like leave him alone now or something

Dorra Berenko: yeah uh huh based on everything you told me, how he want OUT OF HIS WAY to help you at 1 am AND the next day i'm sure he has absolutely no interest in ever hearing from you again

Padmé Naberrie: ugh I just really hope you're right because he was the smartest, most thoughtful guy I have EVER met

Dorra Berenko: yeah I know and you can't believe you didn't get his number since you found his TikTok can you at least send me one so I can weigh in on your Ken doll vs Greek god controversy

Padmé Naberrie sent an attachment.

Dorra Berenko: well damn I can see why you're so obsessed and he said he goes to Columbia?

Padmé Naberrie: yes!! isn't he the CUTEST guy you have EVER seen? and look at all the stuff he's MADE he's SO SMART

Dorra Berenko: yeah I can see that well babe, I hope you do run into him on campus or you could... you know... DM him

Padmé Naberrie: i can NOT

Dorra Berenko: I never thought I'd see the day Padmé Naberrie Defender of the little guy. Fearless in the face of oppressors Felled by a hottie with dreamy blue eyes

Padmé Naberrie: again with the personal attacks

Dorra Berenko: you know I love you Look maybe you'll wake up tomorrow to find HE'S dmed YOU. or at least followed

Padmé Naberrie: yeah... anyway 'm falling asleep. Night Dor

Dorra Berenko: night Pads. sweet dreams 😉

Padmé Naberrie: oh my GOD

[sparklingdust4612]

Reviewing Return of the Jedi

So the copying from twitter was harder than copying from tumblr so...

I fuckin hate Jabba the Hutt like how tf did the ancient movie makers make something so fictionally ugly that i wanted to throw up each time he appeared?

Bitch, you cant speak english but then you go say "Leia, my Leia" like is that all? bor-ring! And she's not yours!

And the part where Luke's message said 3-PO and R2 were gifts for Jabba and 3-PO was like 'what gifts?' and then 🤣🤣

Han not being able to see or think too much but then berating an absent Luke for his choices like 'he cant save himself!' had me in stitches like dude, you better recover first then get your witty retorts functioning lol

Luke's plan, especially when R2 threw him lightsaber was hella kickass and the action and fighting had me drooling. not to mention, the colour of his lightsaber made me wish to steal the pretty thing

Yesss, Gooo Luke, Chewie and Lando! (even though i dont like Lando much but...) *shrugs*

Yess, thank you Leia for ridding the world off the shitshow named Jabba because i was honestly tired of seeing his ugly mug

It was sad to see Yoda go like i wasnt too attached but his parting words, his wisdom and the way he vanished was...*sniffles*

I dont have too much to say about the movie since i was so damn immersed no thoughts came to my mind except, 'damn internet, work!'

But lets come to the part I have the most to say about the confrontation between Luke, Vader and Palpatine was what I have a little more to say about

First off, Luke was correct in telling Palpatine that his overconfidence was his downfall because ofc Luke knew!

And Luke, I kept getting the feeling he was right, ofc Vader couldve killed him instead of chopping his hand off. he couldve pulled him back by the force and finished him but he didnt

He let him go and pretended that Luke escaped! Fuck, i saw his dark side cracking right there and i knew it was about time he starts becoming a real father.

Didnt hurt any less to see Luke trying to reason with him and then getting nearly killed while still crying out for Vader, i think that is when he had enough and looked for opportunities.

It was so heart-shattering to hear Luke dying and begging for Anakin to do something while he was getting electrocuted (I'd call him Anakin because he had become Anakin)

And then for him to just kill Palpatine and knowing he was gonna die, wish to see his child face to face. It was shattering

And Luke, poor thing wouldnt be smug because there was nothing to be smug about, he had his father back only to have to let go.

It was so damn selfless for him to not let him go and bring him back with him for a proper cremation even though Anakin told him to leave😭

His parting words! oh fuck i wanna cry and i didnt give a flying fuck he wasnt hot as i expected because ofc he was old, but he indirectly told Luke to tell Leia he loved her and Luke.

Fuck! he mustve been feeling shit to say it so indirectly because of his deadbeat + evil father tendencies but 😭😭

It was sad to see him go, sad to see him burning and i cried even harder when his force ghost appeared with Obi-Wan and Yoda and even though i was horribly upset...

I knew those three would lead and guide Luke to his real destiny, to the freedom of the galaxy. Even though it was too late and no matter what he did in the past...

There is no doubt Anakin became a loving father in the end and I wonder if he wouldve been good if he was allowed the opportunity to know baby Luke and Leia

And i think the movie makers thought that was the end, they may not make new movies with the celebrations and fireworks in the end. They also resolved Han and Leia's relationship...

P.S. What did Vader do that killed Palpatine? electrocute him with his own magic?

P.P.S. Fuck, as if didnt find the evil, black get-up hot af, Anakin had to turn out a hot mofo in his youth! why?! I am in loooove again!!!! why you die Anakin hot mofo with hotass name?!😅

[bitchysheepqueen]

[skruncklystarscream]

coming out as anakin apologist

[midnight-3r]

[tom-whore-dleston]

A continued happy birthday!

CYM as

Dark haired, angsty hotties….

🥳

Party Games: cym, fmk, wyr, smash or pass (with any hottie not listed)

imma be honest, this took me a while to answer bc I was having a brain fart over who my fave dark haired angsty hotties were dgjhadlg

@buckets-and-trees as Bucky Barnes

@quirkiest-turtle as Loki Laufeyson

@inklore as Kylo Ren

@goldylions as Anakin Skywalker

@fluffyprettykitty as Bruce Banner

@jobean12-blog as Druig

@blackbat05 as Zuko

@psychedelic-ink as Marc Spector

@navybrat817 as Anthony Bridgerton

celebrate my birthday with me!

[tsubasabasahazard]

Not a Star Wars fan, but

and that’s a big but.

I started watching star wars in 2017 in my June vacays from college, my friends just sent me the movie files and one day I decided to watch it, I looked at the file “Episode I” and decided that was the first one to watch lol no one explained shit, okay? and all I knew abt star wars was that this Dude Luke Skywalker saved the galaxy by killing his dad Darth Vader. So, imagine my surprise when the Skywalker I meet is this lil kid Anakin!! and I loved him!!! who needs Luke, Luke was old and boring.

So anyway, after 3 episodes of pure ENTERTAINMENT, I reached Episode IV, and I was like “this looks older- wait a seconde” and that’s when I decided to text my friend and ask him wtf was that and he laughed and said I started it all wrong, now I was meeting the real main characters. and so I watched 3 more episodes (kind of, episode 6 was boring af by the middle so I dozed off a bit, I just remember tiny bears and the happy ending)

FINALLY I had watched the famous star wars main story…I like 1 2 and 3 way more tho. u see, I already knew Hayden and so I fell for Anakin as soon as episode 2 started. but then I also fell head over heels for Obi-Wan Kenobi, the man was gorgeous since episode 1 and I just UGH HE WAS PERFECT. (still have a huge crush on Ewan btw). and on episode 3-4-5 the best person was Leia, the rest was a cocky guy with a ship, a spoiled brat with a lightsaber and a Furry coat. Oh wait I had a crush on R2D2, don’t ask.

btw the reason why I started star wars was bcs I saw a really cool fanart of Reylo and I fell in love with the ship.

so here I come episode 7!! and DAMN I LOVED EPISODE 7 SO MUCH MORE THAN 4-5-6, u can judge me, I’m not really into old stuff. Reylo was a big reason, but I loved seeing the new characters, the fresh new story, Leia was the leader now, and everything was so damn fun. I just loved it.

then 8 came out and I also liked it a lot, I even started liking Luke, finally understood why everyone liked him so much. 9 came and I was so excited for it. I did like it a lot, but I literally started it for Reylo, him dying on the end did NOT make me happy.

after becoming a Widow of Reylo, I decided that was enough of Star Wars for me, specially since the fandom sucks, everywhere I look it’s a bunch of conceited old straight cis men, bunch of incels everywhere.

BUT, The Mandalorian Happened while I was traveling and some day I was bored so I decided to watch bcs everyone was talking abt BABY YODA lol. and damn, I did NOT expect to fall all over again for this galactic nonsense. but I did, and I fell off a cliff.

and when I heard (me the ultimate young obi-wan kenobi fan, in love w/ Hayden Christensen since I was 9) that Obi-Wan was getting a series???!!!! Oh I was EXCITED. and I didn’t even know Hayden would be in it, I was just excited for Ewan.

Mandalorian season 2 was even greater, when Luke showed up I could break wine glasses with my screams. Grogu my dead Child. Bobba Fett was also dope, I only cared abt the last 3 episodes tho.

and now Obi-Wan is finally out, and it is FAR SO VERY FAR BEYOND ANY OF MY EXPECTATIONS.

1st of all we have Hayden, my beloved Hayden. I heard he received lots of backlash for the role of Anakin/Vader (like I said, shitty fandom) back in the days, so I’m even more excited for his comeback, Yasss king!!!

2nd we have baby Leia!!!!! that child is really just a miniature of Leia Organa herself, and I have the papers ready to adopt her as mine and Obi’s

3rd and most important, we have my husby, Obi-Wan Kenobi. and u know what? he is weak, he is old, he has so much facial hair, he can’t sleep, he doesn’t bath often, he is clearly depressed af, he is hopeless. BUT THATS WHAT I LOVE ABT IT. he is HUMAN AND REAL. ugh, srsly I suck at putting it into words so I have to say: watch it.

That’s it, thanks for coming to my ted talk.

[kittenfangirl20]

My favorite Star Wars men.

[moonlight--25]

8 days and this boy is turning 40, and definitely the hotness is still there😍😍😍

Hayden please marry me🙈✨