#American psycho is boring
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Please let psychopaths make movies and put directors into asylums
#you wouldn’t know if this is /j or /gen#any movie with a psycho in it is boring#the house that Jack built is boring#American psycho is boring#gone girl is boring#fight club is boring#saw franchise is boring too#we live in such a boring world#psycho to psycho
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Brian Moser they could never make me hate you <3
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Tv show: Dexter
Red song lyrics are from American Psycho the musical. (yes thats a thing)
Quote with the black background and the light blue are both from the Dexter fandom wiki
Blood quote is Kait Rolkowski
Characters are Dexter Morgan and Brian Moser from the show Dexter <3
#This is NOT a ship edit those men are BROTHERS#Brian Moser the twink that you are#i miss him#dexter morgan my sweet angel#yes i know theyre both serial killers stop being boring#dexter#dexter morgan#dexter tv show#brian moser#rudy cooper#murder brothers#deb morgan#dexter new blood#blood#gore#web weaving#dexter web weaving#ive never done one of these before pls be nice#american psycho#american psycho the musical#dog motif
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#terrible awful post#everyone go home#someone got bored on ms paint#<- im someone#american psycho#patrick bateman#fluffishere art
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You like my chemical romance?
Their early work was a little too post hardcore for my tastes, but when Revenge came out in '04, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate emoism that really gives the songs a big boost. They’ve been compared to the used, but I think Gerard has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.
In '06, they released this, The Black Parade, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Famous Last Words", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about determination and perseverance after death, it's also a personal statement about the band itself!
HEY PAUL
#I’m sorry I’m bored#american psycho#patrick bateman#paul allen#christian bale#my chemical romance#mcr#gerard way#frank iero#mikey way#ray toro#you brought me your bullets i brought you my love#bullets#bullets era#three cheers for sweet revenge#revenge#revenge era#the black parade#tbp#black parade#black parade era#danger days#the true lives of the fabulous killjoys#danger days the true lives of the fabulous killjoys#danger days era#stupid#american psycho memes#mcr memes
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REALLY awesome commentary on Bret easton ellis (author of American psycho) I found on the data lounge
#' and absolutely despised being gay in a really boring way' is such a crazy ass sentence .#zyz#american psycho#im reading the shards rn but i havent read any of his other works so i was looking him up . not sure how to feel about him but this books#pretty interesting . if not really confusing.
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"Patrick Bateman is literally me" I'm gonna need you to go shower, go outside, and stay across the fuckin planet ^_^
#words cannot describe how much i actually hate him. tired of pretending like he's likeable.#'people when a bad guys actually a bad guy' no he just fucking sucks :3#american psycho was not good. it was boring. i literally only ever watched it bc of one of my former friends#she would NOT shut the FUCK up about him.
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like i have faith in guadagnino hes a great director but. no disrespect to scott z. burns (i just know him from contagion and from his aaron-sorkinesque the laundromat) but something like american psycho should be written by someone like diablo cody. hear me out. diablo cody or emma seligman. or pulitzer prize finalist sarah delappe from bodies bodies bodies. or god imagine a version by coralie fargeau. that might end up being too much of an aping of the original 2000s movie (i know this is supposed to be another adaptation of the book but the mary harron movie afaik is already pretty faithful to the book). if u absolutely need male writers, then maybe tony mcnamara if u want to go the safe route? or someone from the team of succession could be good, they have this sharp insightful way of writing ridiculous powerful characters....
but what i mean is that a. to be interesting and have something new to say it might be a good idea to set the novel in the present, and b. it HAS to be satire. it cannot be played straight. it HAS to have a humorous edge, otherwise its just a scary supermodel guy killing women.
#. 🦴#anyway the only obvious choice for patrick bateman is that jacob elordi guy hes going to pull in money#and he already looks like an empty piece of plastic#but i am certain there is no shortage of boring looking white guys with defined jaws#i only pop out here for my movie opinions. will retreat to the shadows right back#american psycho#each time i rewatch the movie the better it gets tbh#i need to watch more mary harron movies. she always picks such interesting and controversial topics
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downloading eps to watch and i was praising the episodes i remember enjoying in a row. anddd now im back to only picking eps here and there lmao
#im already in the 30s somehow??????#sorryyyyy i remember a lot of these being boring#ill probably be nicer to episodes after the 70 mark bc i havent seen a lot of those#i miiight go and give some of these a second chance but idk#it doesnt help that im kiiiinda skipping a lot of eps that are just pop culture recreations#like. im sorry i know the jurassic park parody is a fan favorite and it has a lore character#but i just do not care for episodes that are just ‘’ha ha the joke is that its like That Movie You Probably Watched’’#its kiiinda why i didnt care for the vee episode sorry-#ill watch the one with the psycho reference though because what the fuck. also its an unintrusive reference#thats not a kirby anime specific criticism btw like my least favorite episodes of most cartoons growing up were always just the reference e#episodes#i just find them boring and played out. if i want to watch jurassic park then ill just watch jurassic park. not the recreations#it only works if the recreations are Unhinged shit#…. which is kinda why im rethinking skipping the charlie chaplin episode. what 9 year old japanese kid is gonna understand that reference#hell what 9 year old american kid is gonna understand that reference. i sure didnt#im only hesitating because i remember it being boring and another preachier episode#echoed voice#hnk liveblog
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ive been talking too much lately i need to shut up like actually
#goof ass mental issue#its bc i dont have a filter anymore and im really fuckin bored#maybe i should redownload vampire survivors? but that's not going to even remotely fill the gap in my soul#now that school is (mostly) out#and i finished reading american psycho it was pretty good i give it 10/10#um.... i dont like watching shows and i don't want to draw or do computer stuff because it requires me to be vertical for too long#maybe i'll do the google cybersecurity course? it's supposed to take 6 months but im sure i can do it in 7 days#but i wanted to finish my final first so i have 100% of my time for that#umm...... noo........ i need a Task#yap#what i actually want to do is go to sleep but it's too early it will look suspicious
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is catcher in the rye as annoying as people say it is. and if so is it annoying in like a fun way or a boring way. and essentially should i read it
#I feel like it is one of the most common books people name when they’re asked their least favourite book. but well im curious ive never read#any Salinger. I would love to be pleasantly surprised but also I don’t mind hating it in a fun way like how I hated the great gatsby#but I don’t want to hate it in a boring way like how I hated American psycho. verdicts….#people’s main problem seems to b that they hate the main guy and well I don’t mind that if it’s fun. like wuthering heights. is it fun#reading tag
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anyways i slept in last nights clothes and tomorrows dreams but they're not quite what they seem, mummified my teenage dreams, no it's nothing wrong with me, cause i was only born inside my dreams, i wish i dreamt in the shape of your mouth, take this sideshow and all its freaks and turn it into the silver screen dream, but i am your worst nightmare
#u ever think abt abap. american rock band fall out boys sixth studio album. american beauty/american psycho by fall out boy#all the lyrics about dreams and memories and remembering always in the past the past we are looking back to the past we are melancholy#it's like if miss missing you was an entire album. you grow up and you look and all you can do is look back with a melancholy ache!#anyway! real mid boring rushed pop album right???? right???? biting u all#txt
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my brother is reading american psycho. william id do american psycho. cellular phone i think.
Bill like is Patrick Bateman to me like they’re not exactly the same but they’re analogus. Like they’re both not a real guy under all that consumerism but they’re also a bit gay yknow
#also please tell your brother than American psycho is the only book my literature teacher physically threw across the room#I’ve read it it’s good but like in a#I’m so uncomfortable kinda way#everyone should read it but I can’t recommend it you know#it’s intentionally very very boring#i love it artistically but not as a piece of art a Truely fascinating work#the rat speaks
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... there is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I am simply not there. It is hard for me to make sense on any given level. Myself is fabricated, an aberration. I am a noncontingent human being. My personality is sketchy and unformed, my heartlessness goes deep and is persistent. My conscience, my pity, my hopes disappeared a long time ago (probably at Hardvard) if they ever did exist. There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it, I have now surpassed. I still, though, hold on to one single bleak truth: no one is safe, nothing is redeemed. Yet I am blameless. Each model of human behavior must be assumed to have some validity. Is evil something you are? Or is it something you do? My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape. But even after admitting this - and I have, countless times, in just about ever act I've committed - and coming face-to-face with these truths, there is no catharsis. I gain no deeper knowledge about myself, no new understanding can be extracted from my telling. There has been no reason for me to tell you any of this. This confession has meant nothing...
American Psycho, pg. 376-377
#this confession. this is all meant to be another confession but nothing will come of it#thinking back to when he was literally spotted by 2 friends while he was dragging a couple bodies through the city#the confession voicemails he left that one guy#does any of it matter if there are no consequences? at least none that can touch bateman?#do you exist as a person if the laws of personhood do not apply to you?#'i am simply not there'#he's a character in the film in his head and he's bored with the plot. the violence has become mundane and tedious#i think this is the second time he addresses the reader#the other time went like 'by the time you finish reading this sentence'#need to revolve this book in my head like a microwave#mine#american psycho#sunny reads
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Media about how being rich puts you in a default stage of frantic boredom
- Bojack Horseman
- Succession
- American Psycho
Taking suggestions to add to the list
#my partner and I had a really interesting conversation last night comparing Bojack and Disco Elysium#a big difference between Harry and Bojack is that Harry has to fight to survive every day and he’s never bored#he wakes up and immediately has a purpose and a to do list#bojack horseman#american psycho#succession#op
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one of the funniest things about american psycho i think is how profoundly boring it is
#max's posts#max’s posts#please don’t hate me#this is an opinion#but it just made me giggle watching it#i was like no way#this is THE film#and i’m bored#american psycho
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chat should i watch a horror moviie
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