#American alsatian

[entitiesandeggbutts]

im making you all look at my dog, she turned three today and she’s the best

[cacw]

my buckydog

[felonious]

morning, mutts a mugging

[mydaddywiki]

Joseph Daul

Physique: Husky Build

Height: 5' 5"

Joseph Alexander Daul (born 13 April 1947) is a French politician who served as President of the European People's Party (EPP) from 2013 to 2019. He previously served as Leader of the EPP Group in the European Parliament from 2007 to 2014 and a Member of the European Parliament (MEP) from France from 1999 until 2014. He is a member of The Republicans, part of the EPP.

Daul had previously come to prominence as the chairman of the European Parliament's powerful Committee on Agriculture, a position he was elected to on 23 July 2004, and previously, from 2002, as chairman of the Conference of Committee Chairmen. He has been mayor of Pfettisheim (Bas-Rhin) since 1989, and is an officer of the Agricultural Order of Merit, knight of the National Order of Merit and knight of the Legion of Honour.

Short and cute, I'd vote for him (if I wasn't American) purely on looks. I did see something about being under investigation for misuse of public funds in France, but unless that is somehow going to result in him doing nude photo-shoots and porno's on Older4Me then I don't have much of an opinion. He's a politician… of course he's corrupt.

Anyway, Daul manage his family cattle farm of 75 ha with his wife and, for the last few years, his son, specializing in beef production and the cultivation of sugar beet. In addition to French, he speaks standard German and Alsatian, the Alemannic variety of German spoken in his native Alsace. I can offer nothing else about him, other than I want to fuck him. But you've probably guess that already.

[evilbookworm]

Okay guys, I’m making an episode post!!! Already posted a short one on Escape From Camazotz, but here’s a brief interpretation and meaning of each episode title!  And please, this is an interpretation, not concrete proof!

Episode 1: The Crawl

Ok, I've seen a lot of people translating this and interpreting it to be an episode about a mission, and while this could be right, I think there’s more to it. We all know very well about the show’s constant references to DND, the roleplaying game the party loves. In DND terms, a crawl, or a dungeon crawl, is a scenario in which players must navigate through a sort of maze, “dungeon” if you will, while battling monsters, avoiding traps, and solving puzzles.

                                      So, this episode might be a mission, as has been said many times, but it could also be in a maze of types. A possible terrain in the UD? I just find it very interesting.

Episode 2: The Vanishing of —----------------

Ok, this has pretty much been confirmed for being Holly Wheeler, considering how much she’s appeared in recent bts pictures, but Nancy and Karen fit the 5 letter pieces don’t they? Just a thought, though it probably is Holly.

As for what it could mean in dnd terms, not much really, just some vanishing spells, but this episode will definitely be interesting!

Episode 3: The Turnbow Trap

I was hoping to find this as a dnd term as well, but sadly, it was not. I did find something else rather interesting though. Turnbow is the Americanized version of the Alsatian name Dürrenbach, which means dry stream. So “The dry stream trap,” what could that mean? I was honestly puzzled at this for a while and I couldn’t figure it out. What do you guys think?

                                                             

Episode 4: Sorcerer

Okay, we're all clearly thinking of Will Byers here. Maybe not a cleric, but a Sorcerer is quite similar. Clerics are more medicinal, healers by class. On the other hand, Sorcerers are masters of arcane magic, which is using magic energy in the world to manipulate reality through spells. This definitely ties in to the theory that the UD is Wills mindscape.

                                       

Episode 5: Shock Jock

Shock jocks are essentially radio broadcasters or talk show hosts who entertain listeners by using humor that is mildly offensive to some people. This could totally be a reference to Dustin, considering his constant tinkering with radios. Maybe he’ll be in charge of radios or somehow be part of a secret news source. There are many theories, really.

                                     

Episode 6: Escape from Camazotz

Oh, I love this one. In dnd, Camazotz is the Olman god of bats and horrible things that fly in the night. ANd who got killed by bats in the previous season of Stranger Things? Eddie Munson! No, I don’t think this means he’ll come back, but I do think he’ll be a villain of sorts. 

               

There’s something else, though. Camazotz is also a planet in A Wrinkle In Time, which has been theorized a lot in Stranger Things. Camazotz is essentially a dark planet controlled by evil. People who live there don’t have their own thoughts and are controlled by a central brain called IT. Remind you of anyone? Yeah, Vecna (No not It from It lol). Camazotz more specifically defines what happens when someone just hands over their free will. Sort of like what Vecna does with his victims. He tries to make them accept their death before he kills them.

                               

Episode 7: The Bridge

This one was pretty hard for me to really analyze. I’ve looked through dnd searches and tried to look for meanings of bridges in ST, but I haven’t really found much. Generally, its communication and union, which is kind of conflicting, considering the goal for the final season is to destroy the UD. Maybe I’m looking too much into things, and it’s a literal bridge into the UD. All I could really find is in the movie Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves, a bridge is crumbled by a sorcerer, but that’s really it.

                                                   

Maybe it has something to do with the UD being Wil’’s mindscape, and it’s a sort of bridge he creates between the two worlds. Or maybe he is the bridge between the UD and the normal world.

Episode 8: The Rightside Up

I think this one’s pretty self explanatory. The UD will be destroyed and everything will be Rightside Up again. Just like the last episode of Stranger Things Season 1 was called the Upside Down, this is the plain opposite. It will be the episode where Hawkins is saved, and Vecna, whatever he is, is defeated for good. (and byler becomes endgame :) )

                                 

Hope you liked this analysis! It was really fun to make! And please leave your interpretations in the comments if you saw something differently! Thanks :)

[elliott-the-creature]

A list of my current alterhuman identities!

All of these are mainly psychological in nature, with some spiritual and physical bits in there too

Feline Theriotypes:

Domestic cat (any breeds except for sphynx cat)

Tiger

Leopard

Snow leopard

Jaguar

Ocelot

Lynx

Canine Theriotypes:

Duck Tolling Retriever

Akita Inu

Norwegian Elkhound

Rough Collie

Aussie Shepherd

Border Collie

Long-haired Dalmatian

Cavalier King Charles Spaniel

American Alsatian

German Shepherd

Chow Chow

Fox (includes red (all colourations), grey, arctic, and cape)

Cervid Theriotypes:

White-tailed Deer

Mule Deer

Red Deer

European Fallow Deer

Southern Pudu Deer

Caribou

Owl Theriotypes:

Great Horned Owl

Barn Owl

Barred Owl

Tawny Owl

Spotted Owl

Spotted Wood Owl

Ural Owl

Red Morph Screech Owl

Fictotypes:

SeaWing/RainWing hybrid

SilkWing/IceWing hybrid (flicker)

Red Bokoblin (linktype) (BOTW/TOTK era)

Ice Lizalfos (linktype) (BOTW/TOTK era)

Blue Horriblin (linktype)

Zora (flicker) (BOTW/TOTK era)

Enderman (flicker)

Cambitheriotypes:

Water

Alien (shapeshifter)

Guardian Angel mixed with a Winged Humanoid

Mouse (including deer mouse, house mouse, harvest mouse, and fancy mouse)

Fancy Rat

Lop Rabbit (including holland, mini, american fuzzy, cashmere, and french)

Poltergeist Sheet Ghost

Others (linktypes in bold, hearttypes in italics):

Liminal Spaces

Macaw

Parakeet (specifically rosellas and aratingas)

Black bear (all colourations)

Regal Jumping Spider

Deinonychus

Ankylosaur

Horse (drafts, fjords, clydesdale, and appaloosa)

[jurakan]

Not very fun animal and history fact:

During WWI, anti-German sentiment was so high in the US that they started taking it out on even German dogs.

The German shepherd was renamed in order to avoid this (the bame “Alsatian” after Alsace, France)

The Dachshund did not escape however. Americans were literally publicly  berating Dachshund owners and killing the dogs in the streets, there’s at least one report of a Dachshund breeder killing all their dogs 

Huh. I did not know this.

Wikipedia says that 'Alsatian' was actually introduced in World War I in the UK, though I'd have to dig deeper to see if that's true.

Thanks for sharing, friend!

[mxmorbidmidnight]

Touklosue goose, Brent goose, Canada goose, African goose, Chinese goose, Egyptian goose, barnacle goose, grey goose, snow goose, greylag goose, tufted goose, Sebastopol goose, American buff goose, Roman goose, Shetland goose, pilgrim goose, Pomeranian goose, cotton patch goose, Italian goose, the Tula fighting goose, embden goose, dewlap toulouse goose, Brecon buff goose, buff back goose, steinbacher goose, Czech goose, west of England goose, Steinbeck fighting goose, swan goose, obroshin goose, Twente goose, öland goose, Alsatian goose, bilgorey goose, bourbon goose, curly breasted Sebastpol goose, drava goose—

[himbovillains]

@storyofwhoiam liked for a starter from an oc.

it's panic that has him hauling a 90lb american alsatian through the doors of a veterinary surgery that he's never been too before. a frantic google search along the lines of 'why is my dog not acting like himself' had led him to this point, and he's thankful for all of the hours that he's put in at the gym for allowing him to physically carry a dog that is content to just lay on his bed and sleep. and for an animal that's usually so food-orientated, jackson is immediately pushed to think the worst. ‘ he's not himself, and i... i didn't know where else to go. ’

[opheliaintherushes]

A staggering episode of Masters of the Air tonight, and one in which I have to let an anecdote about William Wyler from Mark Harris's Five Came Back provide the commentary:

Harris describes how Wyler had spent fortunes before the war, trying and failing to bribe government officials to get his relatives out of Alsace; he flew with the Memphis Belle even though he was in mortal peril, as a Jew, and a world-famous one at that, if the plane was shot down; he survived but lost his hearing in one ear. Finally, as the war in Europe neared its end, he became obsessed with returning to Mulhouse, his childhood home, and enlisted Ernest Hemingway's brother to help him go AWOL in his quest.

Then, Harris details a conversation between Wyler and the woman watching his father’s old shop in his Alsatian hometown; it volleys between the woman’s anger at the American bombs that had recently hit and Wyler’s anger at the collaboration that had thrived during the war. He speaks to the mayor in search of family and friends, but the mayor tells him not to ask questions:

"Take my advice, don't look for anybody. If you see people you know, be glad they're alive. But don't look for them. You won't find them."

All of the Jews are gone.

[entitiesandeggbutts]

finally, a photo where Bec looks like this version of his namesake (x)

you get that snowball, pup

[cacw]

steve > husky retriever mutt

bucky > some kind of shepherd or an american alsatian

sam > heeler

nat > samoyed i guess. maybe

wanda > saluki

iron man > something annoying as fuck

[animal25]

The Benefits of Owning an American Alsatian Dog

Introducing the American Alsatian Dog: A Primer

The American Alsatian Dog is a large breed of domestic dog that was developed in the United States. The breed was created by breeding a domestic dog with the Alaskan Malamute and the German Shepherd. The American Alsatian has a similar appearance to the German Shepherd, with a large and muscular build, and a thick, fluffy coat.

The breed is known for its intelligence, loyalty, and trainability. American Alsatian is also a large and powerful dog, typically weighing between 70 and 120 pounds and standing between 26 and 30 inches tall at the shoulder. They are also known to be good with children and other pets and make great family dogs.

They are also used in service and therapy work. However, like any other breed, they require proper training, socialization, and exercise.OriginUnited StatesHeightMales 25 to 28 inches Females 24 to 27 inchesWeightAdult Males 36 to 55 kg, Adult Females 34 to 45 kgLifespanThe American Alsatian has a life expectancy of 12 to 15 yearsColorSilver Sable, Golden Sable, Tri Sable, Tri Sable Golden Gray, Black Silver Sable, etc

Getting to Know the Characteristics of an American Alsatian Dog:

American Alsatian dogs, also known as Alsatian Shepalutes, are a large breed of domestic dogs that was first bred in the United States. They are a mix of several breeds, including the German Shepherd and the Alaskan Malamute. These dogs are known for their loyalty and intelligence, as well as their strong work ethic.

They can be used for a variety of purposes, including as companion animals, service dogs, and therapy dogs. American Alsatian dogs are typically large in size, with males weighing up to 120 pounds and females weighing up to 100 pounds. They have a thick, double coat that is usually gray or silver in color.

A Comprehensive History of the American Alsatian Dog:

The American Alsatian is a large breed of domestic dog that was developed in the United States in the late 1980s. It was created by Lois Denny, who aimed to create a breed that resembled the wolves of the Alsatian region of France but with a more docile and trainable temperament.

To achieve this, Denny used a variety of breeds, including the Alaskan Malamute, German Shepherd, and English Mastiff.

The breed was officially recognized by the American Rare Breed Association in 1997, and it has since been recognized by several other breed registries. The American Alsatian is known for its intelligence, loyalty, and calm temperament. It is also known for its large size, with males standing up to 29 inches tall at the shoulder and weighing up to 110 pounds.

Due to its wolf-like appearance and large size, the American Alsatian is not suitable for everyone and may not be the best choice for a first-time dog owner. The breed requires a lot of exercises and a strong commitment to training and socialization.

Overall, the American Alsatian is a relatively new breed that is still gaining popularity. It is known for its calm temperament, intelligence, and loyalty, but it requires a lot of exercises and a strong commitment to training and socialization.

About the American Alsatian Dog Breed Appearance:

The American Alsatian, also known as the Alsatian Shepalute, is a large breed of domestic dog. They have a wolf-like appearance with a thick, double coat that can be gray, silver, black, or cream in color.

The breed typically stands between 26 and 29 inches tall at the shoulder and weighs between 100 and 130 pounds. They have a strong, athletic build with a broad chest and powerful legs. Their ears are large and erect, and their eyes are usually dark. American Alsatians are known for their calm and gentle nature, as well as their intelligence and trainability.

more details:https://animalatoz.com/american-alsatian-dog/

[hiddenwashington]

geese and gander headcanon memes!

[ African goose ] what is your character’s favorite tv show? 

[ Alsatian goose ] if your muse was given free rein in their favourite shop what would they get? 

[ American buff goose ] does your character work out? 

[ Brecon buff goose ] do they like to dance? 

[ Chinese goose ] describe your muses style or show a typical outfit

[ Cotton Patch goose ] do they like plants?

[ Czech goose ] would they like to travel? 

[ Danish landrace goose ] what’s their secret hidden talent? 

[ Emden goose ] do they wish they could be someone else? 

[ Faroese goose ] do they have a favourite toy from childhood? 

[ Fighting goose ] are they a lover or a fighter? 

[ Hawaiian goose ] what is their dream holiday destination? 

[ Öland goose ] do they have a good sex life? 

[ Pilgrim goose ] have they used a dating app before?

[ Pink-footed goose ] if the answer above is yes, do they have any horror stories?

[ Pomeranian goose ] do they have tiktok? 

[ Roman goose ] do they use social media? 

[ Scania goose ] sweet or savory? 

[ Sebastopol goose ] what is their favourite book series? 

[ Shadrinsk goose ] do they have any red flags? 

[ Shetland goose ] do they have any green flags? 

[ Suchovy goose ] what is their toxic trait? 

[ Toulouse goose ] do they know any languages? 

[ Twente goose ] what’s their favourite type of food? 

[ Vištinės goose ] are they a silly goose?

[elliott-the-creature]

thinking of making a poem about one of my kintypes, but I can’t seem to figure out which one I should do! if the first one goes well, I may do another one too :)