#American Football meme

[reallyradrecs]

All I want is to lay in the dark and play zelda rando in my mind and be drunk forever and never see the things you do If I had a spine, I'd melt my forearm into a blade, and cut into whatever it is in my head that thinks of you and slide away.

I been slidin' like a thief, move in silence, I'm a creep RADIO to my head, god damn I'm goin deep from the pines Got gold behind my teeth lo-fi sc-fi guy all on the beat See the palms on the beach, put your palm up and reach Break the binds that you see, find what you can be This is a reminder to me, don't let the days fly past Don't get stuck in the past, build something to last Find something at last, try to make it better You can always make shit worse Breakin' down the measures, you can put it in a verse Gotta stay fresh til they put me in a hearse Please put me in the dirt In the mountains buried with the trees A little bit of freedom blowin' in the breeze Everytime I breathe I'll take some with me But a mortal man that's all I can be

Feel so clean like a money machine Printin' cash coverin' Mom Jeans Farm engagement postin' Family Guy memes And force my way into the scene

Act 21 when I'm actually 33 Make every conversation about me End every tweet with a Patreon link Put the second verse behind a paywall see

Yeezy, Nike, Supreme, still hot to the hype beast Off white, Birkin, Telfar wait fuck nevermind

Dad, I've got some questions One, what tuning do you play in?

[emo-and-emo-adjacent]

[jeff-the-landshark]

Jeff is ready to go pro! ...as a football, not as a player

[uncanny-tranny]

Trans dude whose favourite NFL team are the Packers

[lesbianwyllravengard]

Obsessed with Wyll marking periods of time as "a [random living creature]'s age". The ruins have been empty for "an elf's age." he hasn't twinkled his toes in "a badger's age". Wyll just knows the average life spans of every living creature and uses it to tell time the way an American football fan would use the length of a field to tell distance.

[typhlonectes]

[poppunkhiker]

[im-okay-unless-im-not]

Ya know, as a neurodivergent European I gotta admit the Americans have it right with the weird comparisons. Like if you tell me how big something is in like meters or kilograms my mind will just try to picture a really big ruler or scale with that number on it but i will still have no reference as to how big the thing actually is.

But if you tell me in comparison to something else (like ten schoolbuses long or five giraffes tall) i can picture that. Oh boy oh boy can i picture that! I'll just stack those ten buses in my mind like Legos and I know how big a bus is compared to me and like compared to a house or something.

The problem is when I don't know how big a reference item is like the american football field but that's just cause they play the wrong football send post

[thingsmk1120sayz]

[the-mic-drop]

I offer this to the meme gods. A humble gift from the lands of jock.

[emonite666]

[nani-nonny]

I worked on this i hope you love it

HAH! :D

Awww the teeny tiny Lou lolll

Mikey’s and Leo’s faces aiajajaha

This is so silly I love it

The tiny Casey jr makes me so happy hehe he’s so smol

[typhlonectes]

[varsitybro18]

Damn its December and the memes still hitting. Those guys are never living this one down bro lol

[poppunkhiker]

Made this while severely high and it’s barely funny

[arkhamgarfield]

Niko is cheering for the Chicago Bears this Thursday!