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caffiend-queen · 2 months ago

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Oh, I could just EAT YOU UP! A Holidays in Hel Loki-Avengers tale.

I was re-reading this the other day when I should have been getting my new book "Captivated" finished. I'd forgotten how much fun it was writing the Holidays in Hel series... If you're in the mood for some creepy, sexy (not at once, thank god) Loki Halloween tale, look no further.

In which Loki and Mina realize that no holiday is safe from the epic round of truly bad luck that the Avengers have when celebrating the most innocent of times...

***

“You��re expecting me to do what?”

Loki was lounging - elegantly, of course - against a pillar in the huge common room where the Avengers tended to gather when not on missions or getting patched up in the Medbay. He was sartorial perfection in a bespoke Tom Ford suit in onyx. Mina paused from shoveling the candy into one of the massive bowls to smile at him, a little misty with appreciation over his sheer beauty. Her- not her boyfriend, the God of Mischief and Lies could never be called something so ridiculous, her beau? Her partner? Her… Apparently, Loki had been speaking to her because he’d paused, looking at her peevishly.

“Sorry, Loki. I was admiring how unreasonably beautiful you are in that suit, but yeah... just pass out some candy to the trick or treaters? For the media coverage? To make you look... uh... caring?”

Mina said the right thing, of course. The fine lines around his glittering emerald eyes faded away. “Of course you were, darling. This is understandable. I shall repeat myself. You cannot possibly…” He picked up a violently colored package luridly branded as “Unicorn Poop!” pinched between his thumb and forefinger, the way one might hold a dirty diaper. “...Expect me to touch these vile things, much less give them to children?” Loki’s sneer was quite credible, but Mina knew he was posturing. He liked children, though he would rather cut his hair than admit it. He had been shockingly kind to Amelia, Mina’s niece, last New Year’s when her skeevy brother and his wife dumped their daughter in her’s and Loki’s laps and hoofed it to the airport for a Caribbean vacation.

“The candy is hideous,” she admitted, “but this is the crap kids love now, everything is ‘unicorn,’ or ‘poop.’ Or the blissful combination of both.” Loki tossed the lurid sweet back into the pile in the bowl. “Tony got a tractor-trailer full of the stuff from this candymaker he’s doing business with. The man is some sort of real-life Willy Wonka.”

“Hmm,” Loki could even make a humming noise sound deeply disapproving. “Is that the bizarre little gentleman I’ve seen Tony squiring around the tower?"

As if he knew he’d been called, Stark strolled into the room, skirting the cases upon cases of candy piled high around the room. “I gotta admit, Horo, this is enough candy to trick or treat the entire state’s population of kids into a sugar coma.”

The man with him laughed, more of a high-pitched giggle that was startling coming from someone as hugely wide and tall as he was. In fact, his height and weight ended up forming a perfect shape of a square. He was dressed in a top hat and a bright candy-colored suit, with tufts of purplish hair sticking out at angles from his top hat.

“Remember when you watched Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory with me?” Mina murmured to Loki.

“Indeed,” he said, folding his arms, “this creature has managed to take all the most unpleasant elements of Sir Wonka and made them even more troubling.”

“Reindeer Games!” shouted Tony, “Come and meet another magician!”

Mina watched as Loki’s entire form stiffened. “Did he just refer to me as a… a magician?” Loki spat.

“Uh, I think Tony’s already a vodka bottle in for the festivities,” she soothed. “Just ignore him.”

Nonetheless, she pasted on a smile as Tony led the bizarre creature over. Bypassing his host, the man whipped off his top hat, sweeping it low into a courtly bow. “Horatio J. LaDreamy at your service!”

They spent some time sorting through the cases of candy, Horatio holding up each one and exclaiming over its merits like parents with a baby picture. Mina attempted to go through the plan of having Horatio himself pass out the first round of candy for the media coverage. “It’s a really nice thing, if you don’t mind, Mr. ah… Mr. LaDreamy. And the kids will be so excited to meet you.”

“You’re just so scrumptious,” Horatio said, his voice hoarser now, perspiration dotting his upper lip. Leaning in, he held onto Mina’s hand, “I could just eat. You. Up.”

Her revulsion at this freak in his pink-striped shirt and his unfocused, glittering eyes was too great to hide, but his grin only widened as she yanked her hand away. “I have to…” Horatio was still staring at her greedily, and Mina backed away, “...go over… here.”

She speed-walked over to where Loki stood with a look of profound boredom and a very nice glass of Lafite Rothschild 1999. Taking the glass from him, she downed it in one gulp. The tall, beautiful god looked down at her with the same shock and disgust normal people would reserve for murder, or terrible train wrecks.

“You just violated that Lafite,” Loki said with deep disgust, “you just spat on it and threw it into the gutter of your untrained palate.”

“Don’t care,” Mina managed, taking the last bit of liquid in the glass, “I needed it. That man is a freak. A total weirdo.” He merely gave her his long-suffering, “Yes, I know this already” expression. “He just told me,” she said, still looking over Loki’s expensively suited shoulder at Horatio, who was now plying an unamused Natasha with an awkward-looking magic trick involving a deck of cards and a very long scarf he kept pulling from his sleeve, giggling with excitement. “He grabbed my hand and said the weirdest thing, he said, “I could just eat you up.” Loki’s eyes narrowed, and she hastened to clarify, “He wasn’t hitting on me, it was creepier. Like he really was hungry.”

Loki thoughtfully eyed the man, who’d somehow gotten tangled up in the scarf he’d been using for his ‘magic trick.’ “Some of the vilest monsters I have battled were quite benign in appearance. I shall examine this creature more closely.”

But really, what happened next was no one’s fault.

***

“Three cheers for… uh... the… Candy Guy!” Tony was deep in his cups and Mina was just happy he was still standing, thanks to an occasional nudge from Pepper behind him.

Horatio didn’t seem to mind, smiling benignly down on the happy Stark Tower employees, most of them waist-deep in Unicorn Poop.

“Thank you, Tony, my dear friend!” He spread out his giant arms to the crowd, “And to all of you, thank you for helping me bring joy to the children! They don’t want boring old chocolate bars anymore! They want bright, sparkly candy that will make their mouths tingle and their tummies tap dance with happiness! To be honest, friends, I could not do it without you.”

The crowd chuckled, smiling up at Horatio while slipping fistfuls of candy into backpacks, purses, and bulging pockets.

“No!” Horatio said earnestly. “I really couldn’t! The sweetest and kindest among you will guarantee that the next year’s production of the Unicorn Poop candy line will be bigger and better than ever! More than double this year’s output and keeping up to with demand. I just need one thing from you to make every child in the world hold a package of unicorn poop in their chubby little hands.” He looked directly at Mina and smiled, suddenly showing many, sharp teeth. “I just need you.”

There was a violent pink explosion, cotton candy shooting in all directions and sending a spray of crystalized sugar into the eyes and lungs of everyone in the huge room, coughing and wheezing until everyone could catch their breath.

“Where,” snarled Loki in his most severe, stentorian tone, “is MINA?”

“Wh- I do not see Jane!” protested Thor.

Natasha circled the room rapidly. “Bruce is missing!”

Tony suddenly seemed to sober up. “Hey, has anyone seen Pepper?”

***

“Wh- where the hell are we?” Jane gasped, hanging on to a sagging Shanice from Accounting, whose heaving chest showed she hadn’t weathered the abduction well.

Mina, leaning against a candy-striped pillar for balance, pulled away as she realized the pillar was clinging to her hand like the creepiest possible taffy, as if it was alive, wrapping tendrils of its taffy-esque substance up her arm. “Yuck!” she whined, trying to peel the substance off her new black blouse. “If I had to guess, based on the shittiest series of holidays ever over this last year, that that psycho candymaker from hell has somehow kidnapped us and we’re in his dungeon… factory�� purgatory… of candy.”

“Right you are, sweet Mina!” Horatio happily approached the group, not seeming to notice how everyone cringed away from him. “You are all here as my very special guests! As the sweetest, nicest people I’ve met this year, you’ve won the Golden Pass to tour my candy kingdom!”

“A Golden Pass?” Mina tried not to laugh. The situation was too serious, but she couldn’t help herself. Horatio was wearing a top hat that looked suspiciously like the one Willy Wonka wore in the movie. “You mean a Golden Ticket?”

“No,” he answered cheerfully, sampling a flower that appeared to be made of lime green nougat, “a Golden Pass is even better! It’s a super-duper big honor!”

Looking around, Mina tried to find an exit. Please god, she thought, don’t let the Oompa-Loompa ripoffs come out singing and dancing!

Because it was an Avenger’s Holiday From Hel, it was worse.

“Are those…unicorns?” gasped Sun Lee, the sweetest girl in HR, who was always making cookies and bringing them to work.

Everyone turned together and sure enough, a herd of alarmingly cheerful candy-colored unicorns came trotting over to them, making some sort of unicorn-type greeting. Not neighing, exactly. More like a mean-spirited giggle, Mina thought dourly.

“Here are my babies!” Horatio held his arms out, greeting one unicorn after another with a kiss on the lips.

Mina heard a faint “Ewwww…” behind her, it might have come from Maurice in Promotions and Marketing, who was edging away from a unicorn insisting on nuzzling into his neck with the same enthusiasm of a date on Prom Night.

“Uh, they’re really… I didn’t know unicorns actually existed, though based on this past year you’d think I’d be more open-minded,” Mina said, edging away from the cotton-candy pink horn of the equine interloper trying to snuggle up under her arm.

Horatio beamed at her, oozing charm and a weird kind of faux innocence as he nudged another unicorn - this one a swirl of lavender and baby blue - at Mina, bookending her with mystical creatures. “Come, darlings, I’ll take you on a tour of Horatio LaDreamy’s candy factory!”

Mina could see Darcie gearing up to give him the Stern Talking To, and caught her eye, shaking her head. She’d been gripping her emerald pendant like it was Loki’s perfect cock since they’d popped in to this candy-caned striped hellscape. He’d find them and save the day, like always. She just needed to get them all to play along until he showed up.

And when he did? She was going to suck his dick like she was mad at it.

***

“Here we are,” Loki raged, “in the - as Tony has repeatedly and tiresomely claimed - the most secure building on the planet, and yet once again, my Mina has been abducted. Again!” He was running his hands through his perfect ebony hair, and it unreasonably made it even more full and flowing over his expensively suited shoulders.

“Thanks, Severus Snape, but remember that my fiancée and another twenty Stark employees also got snatched?” Tony was furious and embarrassed, which served to make him even more annoying. He was attempting to drum some discordant rhythm on the granite bar top with spoons, and it was so unbearable that the even-tempered Steve was the one to reach over and snatch the silverware from his jangly hands.

“Everyone calm down!” Steve was at his most stern and Captain-ish and Loki watched cynically as the rest of the - as Mina called them - the Spandex Squad immediately obeyed. His handsome, stern gaze turned to Tony. “Where did you meet Horatio? How is it that no one knows the location of his factory? Everyone needs employees. Can we track him through the IRS? How did he get the kind of tech that could move that many people at once? Loki, is this magic?”

Loki was pacing around the last location of the lunatic candymaker as he disappeared from Stark Tower with his Mina. “I do not recognize the energy signature, but it feels more as seidr than technology. But all seidr… it leaves a trace. I cannot find one here.”

Thor was absently swinging Mjolnir, nearly braining one of the waitstaff trying to clear up the candy carnage. He was desperate to smite someone- anyone at this point. Loki glared at his brother after another close pass from the hammer. “Brother, do contact Heimdal and ask for his assistance.”

“I shall do this immediately!” Thor roared happily, striding masterfully to the elevators.

“A good idea,” approved Natasha.

Loki sneered elegantly. “I contacted Heimdal the moment they all disappeared. He knows nothing. But it will keep my idiot brother occupied while we work.”

Rubbing her forehead, she allowed herself to look vulnerable, just for a moment. “Then how are we going to find them in time?” Looking at him with troubled blue eyes, she said, “I feel like time is ticking down to something. Do you feel it?”

Looking out the window as the sun headed to the horizon, the afternoon light sending them all into sharp focus, Loki fought down an unfamiliar sense of panic. “If one looks to most of the pagan legends, sunsets are often associated with human sacrifice.”

“You don’t-” the blood drained from Natasha’s pale complexion, leaving her sheet-white. She thought of Bruce, his gentle smile and his kind way with those smaller and weaker than himself. “We have to get them out of there.”

“I assure you, my ocharovatel'nyy ubiytsa,” he said grimly, “I am quite in agreement.”

***

Every holiday, Mina thought as the unicorn prodded her in the back with his horn, every goddamned holiday. Would it really be too much to ask to get Halloween off from the Avenger’s holiday fuckups? My favorite holiday? Her self-pitying thoughts were interrupted as Horatio waved grandly and the massive pink and lavender doors before them began to slowly open.

“You may ask,” he puffed, “how my candy is so sweet? So perfectly formed and flavored? How it can be so addicting?” He beamed at the sullen group behind him. “Meet my secret weapon!”

Mina gulped and she heard a shrill scream from Carla from Banqueting and Events as she passed out. It was another unicorn. A gigantic-ass, monstrous unicorn whose horned head nearly brushed the top of a room the size of an airport hangar. She was violent splashes of aqua, purple, and fuchsia. But her eyes were the blazing red of hell and when she opened her big, horsey mouth, she roared, a thunderous strike that hit the group like a fist, making everyone cringe and cover their ears. There was steam rising from the floor, which was liberally splashed with red and dotted with… bits of something horrible. And popping rapidly out from under her striped tail, were- Mina squinted. “Oh, my god,” she groaned, “is that unicorn poop?”

“An A+ for the pretty lady in the front row!” Horatio said happily, “Yes, this is my sweet angel and the producer of the entire Unicorn Poop line! Glow in the Dark Unicorn Poop, Candy Corn Unicorn Poop, Peppermint Striped Unicorn Poop, and Fudgy Center Unicorn Poop, though that last one isn’t selling the way I thought it would.” His mildly puzzled expression cleared as another giant pile of candy flew from Big Mama Unicorn to be separated and packaged by some listless robots in the bright candy wrappers. “Anyway!” he continued, “So my beloved is such a good girl, producing pile after pile of delicious treats, day after day, 24/7. But a girl’s gotta eat, right?”

“What…” Jane’s expression told Mina she’d already put two and two together, “what do you feed her?”

Horatio’s eyes glowed, “Why, only the sweetest and kindest folks ever! After spending the week at Stark Tower and getting to know everyone, I knew I was picking the sweetest, nicest people there! And it’s perfect timing,” his giggle was alarmingly high-pitched, “because my girl is hungry.”

Big Mama Unicorn let out a terrifying bellow, and all the smaller unicorn guards nickered in agreement as the humans huddled closer together.

Loki was still pacing the spot where that candy-coated monstrosity had disappeared, taking his Mina and so many others with him. He had some hopes that as one of the captives, Bruce, at least, might still have the capacity to shift into his larger, angrier form. But he could feel the energy behind the seidr the top-hatted lunatic had used to steal Mina and the others. It was demonic. Straightening his tie, he turned to the others. “I shall return.”

“Wha- hey!” Tony turned to the others. “He shall return? What the hell did Mr. Wizard just say? Where is he going?”

Such was the haughtier and gravitas of Loki, Prince of Asgard and Rightful King of Jotunheim that not a demon dared approach him, the hounds of Hel whined nervously and hid under the furniture as he passed, still sleek and perfect in his ebony suit.

“Oh, it’s you.” The woman, clad in an equally dark suit and a sullen expression was lounging on an ostentatious throne, made of the bones of thousands of different creatures.

“Is that any way to greet your dear, dear father?” Loki plucked a bit of something off his impeccable sleeve, flicking the offending bit away in a flash.

If her black eyes had rolled any further back, they’d be wedged against her brain stem. “Let’s dispense with the pleasantries, Loki. What do you want?”

“A bit of conversation, darling.” Hitching his trousers, Loki sat gracefully on a chair made of human bones and sinew. “We’ve a bit of an issue at the Avenger’s Tower with abductions.”

She shrugged, idly poking at one of the cringing shades with the toe of her sharpened steel boot. “And this concerns me how?”

“Hela.”

The one word was spoken in a tone so low that the granite foundations of the Queen of Hel’s throne shifted slightly.

Leaning forward, Loki’s eyes flashed a searing green-gold. “Do not feign innocence with me. That vile candymaker could not have managed this level of power as a mere mortal. What was your bargain?”

Hela sniffed, tossing her long black hair over one shoulder in a flounce clearly inherited from her sire. “Oh. That irritating little man was constantly bleating about his unicorns and how they got… what was the word? Oh, ‘hangry,’ and he needed the power to move large groups of people to the factory to feed them, and-”

“What did you say?” Loki shot out of his chair, face even paler, “Feed mortals to... his unicorns?”

Hela shrugged, “His tiresome obsession with those silly creatures… though the monstrous procreator is quite ferocious. She would be an excellent addition to my Helhounds.” She chuckled heartlessly. “Perhaps I shall take her, along with his pathetic soul when it is due.”

In an instant, her furious sire was leaning over her, so close that her throne tipped back. “If a single hair is disturbed upon my Mina’s head, I shall tie you to the hack of one of your beloved Helhounds, and create a seidr that will force him to run through your pits of flaming tar and leave you upside down beneath the surface of one of them. For your continued good health, I do hope no harm comes to those abducted from the Tower.”

For once, his daughter didn’t have a scathing retort.

***

It was hard to come up with a plan, what with all the screaming, Mina thought, dazed and jostling to keep her co-workers away from that giant fucking unicorn from Hel. I mean, it really does look like Loki’s daughter spawned it, she thought a little spitefully.

She stilled for a moment, ignoring the prodding from the unicorn’s pointy horn wedging just under her right shoulder and shoving hard enough to leave a crater in her back. “That’s it!” Mina gasped. Elbowing past her pink and blue guard, she shouted, “Hey, Horatio! You’re wrong! You think we’re the sweetest people in the building?”

The candymaker was busy trying to shove Mario from Accounting closer to the gaping maw of Mama Unicorn. Horatio looked over his polka-dotted shoulder red-faced and petulant. “You just hold right there, little miss! It’ll be your turn in a minute!”

“I’m not sweet!” Mina tried to pitch her voice higher than Mario’s screaming, but it was close. “I have a mouth like a sailor, you asshole! I really didn’t like Aama here-” she pulled over her startled co-worker in the Developmental Science Division, “because she’d always steal the good lab coats and I’d end up with one of the acid-stained ones. I ‘forgot’ to invite her to one of the employee lunches-”

“Hey! Really?” Aama said, looking deeply wounded.

“Sorry, Aama,” Mina said, patting her back absently. “Anyway, I am not sweet! Also, if you saw the kinky stuff Loki and I get into? I’m gonna give that lavender pony from Hel heartburn!”

“I knew you two were into some weird shit!” gloated Darcy.

“Oh, please!” Mina retorted, “You wrote the book- hell, you wrote an entire Wikipedia on kink!”

Her eyes widened pleadingly, and Darcy caught on. “Oh, yes I did! One guy, two guys… once there was a wheel of cheese in the room and a duck, and…”

Even Mario had stopped screaming to hear this.

“Also,” Darcy continued defiantly, “I - I shoplifted some peanut butter and cigarettes from the bodega down the street because I forgot my purse…” She’d come back the next day with a batch of cookies, an apology and the money, of course. Also, the son’s owner really liked her and had given her the peanut butter and the pack of extra-long menthols, but that didn’t help the story. “I’ve drugged Jane’s sandwich before! More than once!”

“You did?” Jane gasped, “You’re- why? Why did you do that?”

Her best friend sputtered a bit, she’d done it to force Jane to get some sleep after working in the lab for three days straight. “Uh… because I’m jealous of you and I’m… uh… stealing all your research! Yeah!”

Jane was bug-eyed with shock for a moment before she recognized Darcy’s wildly twitching eye was a wink and not a muscle tic brought on by sheer terror. “I don’t care, Darcy! Because… because… I’ve been selling it to HYDRA! So there! And I cheated on my taxes! Three times!”

“I stole my roommate's boyfriend!” chimed in Sun Lee, though they’d been broken up for over a year and her roommate didn’t even care, but… she had to top the HYDRA whopper and distract the crazy candymaker while everyone caught on. “And I pulled the last shopping cart in the queue away from an old man who was trying to put his oxygen tank in it!”

Even Mama Unicorn had stopped that endless bellowing, watching with a wrinkled muzzle as the weird confessions got wilder and more offensive as each of the desperate prisoners started chiming in.

“I stole my mother’s wedding ring!”

“I cheated my way through college!”

“My family disowned me after I burned my grandparent’s house down!”

“I- I- I ATE A BABY!”

They all turned - even Horatio and Mama Unicorn - to stare at Kevin from Ground Security, who was not a super inventive guy. “Too much?” he asked humbly, wringing his hands. “But anyway,” he continued, “I’m gonna give that lavender bitch food poisoning, so HAVE AT IT YOU CANNIBALISTIC FREAK!”

“There’s no reason to be rude,” Horatio said repressively, “and you’re upsetting my sweet mama here, her nerves are delicate!”

“We’re going to make you puke cotton candy for a week, you one-horned psycho!” Mina shouted above the others, “You are gonna suffer, lady! And- and- and-” She smiled evilly, “Mr. LaDreamy, your candy tastes like ass. And now we know why. Your Unicorn Poop really is complete and utter shit.”

“Shit! Your candy is shit!”

“Everyone’s laughing at you and your weird turquoise friend!”

“Your candy sucks!”

“Halloween’s going to be canceled if this crap gets out because Manhattan will be covered in kid vomit!”

“That’s ENOUGH!” screamed Horatio, his purple hair sticking out in tufts. “You’re trying to distract me from our sacred purpose here, putting a smile on EVERY CHILD’S FACE AND I WILL NOT HAVE YOU-” He broke off, face almost as purple as his hair and wheezing.

And Pepper delivered the killing blow. “Mr. LaDreamy, I intend to file suit with the FDA regarding your use of hazardous materials and a deeply, deeply unsanitary workspace. I hope your mama… thing there has other talents because she will be paying for your fines into the next century. I am very vindictive,” she added with a dark smile, “and I love making little men like you twist on the hook like a gutted trout.”

Everyone stirred uneasily. This was essentially accurate.

There was an ominous, low rumbling and it seemed like the blood-soaked factory walls were closing in on them. Horatio chuckled, a mean little gurgle that sounded like a truly beastly child’s. “Hush, now. Since you’re not nice, sweet people at all, since you lied to me- Well, there’s only one thing to do.”

Mina stumbled slightly, was that rumbling getting louder? It felt like the pink and red striped factory floor was shifting under her feet.

“I’d planned on waiting until the new year to debut my latest line of sweets....” He smoothed down his ratted fringe of hair and put his top hat back on. “But it’s time, thanks to you-” he said spitefully at Mina, “to introduce my new brand, Devil’s Food Delights.”

There was a bellow. A howl. The combined sound of a million souls suffering and the sound rose and shook the rafters as something burst through the floor.

“Aw, goddamnit,” sighed Mina.

***

“Can’t this thing go any faster?” groaned Bucky, who was hovering over Loki’s shoulder in a truly provoking way, nudging him absently with his vibranium arm and making him yearn to send his own godly elbow into the Soldier’s face. The pleasant thought distracted Loki for a moment and the seidr shimmered ominously.

“If you don’t take yourself to the back of the jet and stay there,” he snarled, “the seidr will collapse and we must begin again.” He studied the aggressively pink cotton candy tone of his spell. “Due north.”

***

The Stark employees clutched at each other, trying to keep from toppling into the pit now spreading on the factory floor, an ominous red glow glaring out from the hole. The screaming started up again as a massive spider placed all eight of its horrible, clawed appendages on to the crumbled concrete and hefted its pulsating, plump black carapace out of the pit. All eight of its beady crimson eyes were focused on Mina, who found herself shoved in front of Dante from Armaments and Darcy, who’d started hurling packages of Unicorn Poop at the monstrous thing. This was, unfortunately, the thing that turned its attention to their little huddle and it began scampering over the ruined ground toward them.

Their rescue came - by cynical fate - from Mama Unicorn, who was not happy about her potential dinner being taken away. With another rafter-rattling roar, she hauled her huge pink and blue bulk from her corner, stomping toward Horatio’s latest creation, which reared back with a shrill, chittering sound. From the back of the spider came shooting smeared charcoal and fuchsia eggs. “They’re wrapped in licorice-flavored cotton candy!” Horatio screamed over the angry whining from the smaller unicorns. “With a surprise inside!” he cackled as one of the bundles writhed and broke open, a teal-colored arachnid pulling free from its spun sugar cocoon.

A blast shook the factory as one of the outside walls exploded, various Avengers pouring through the dust to the rescue. Spinning two wickedly sharp blades, Loki turned in a circle, looking for Mina. He found her - of course - standing in front of a group of cowering office personnel and looking rather nauseated.

“Darling!” Loki was on her in an instant, cradling her face. “You’re not hurt? Whose blood is this?”

“Uh… I’m not sure, but I don’t think it’s mine.” It’s not that Mina was not extremely happy to see her princely suitor, but she could not take her eyes off the supernatural train wreck happening right in front of her.

Steve was turning right, then left, trying to figure out who to throw his shield at. Wanda was rearing back, trying to pull away her scarlet pulse emanating from her hands, while repeating “Ew! Ew! Ew ew ew ew ewewewewe!” Bucky had Darcy slung over one broad shoulder and was pointing an extremely large gun at random angry unicorns.

Tony’s mask came up on his suit and his angry brown eyes scanned the melee. “Who should I shoot? I mean, what the hell…”

Really, it was a toss-up. Mama Unicorn and Big Ugly Scary Spider Thing were tearing at each other- oozing lime-green blood and chunks of both being tossed into the air during the battle. Horatio was screaming at them, “Stop it! You will get along, do you HEAR ME?” But it was clear those two were having none of that nonsense.

Ducking a flying bit of Big Ugly Scary Spider Thing, Loki turned to find Mina gone. She was writhing like an infuriated eel, trying to escape the surprisingly strong grip of Horatio J. LaDreamy, infamous candymaker and a man currently Losing His Shit.

“This could have been so simple!” he howled, “Your sacrifice would have meant the happiness of children all over the world! But no…” Horatio hissed the word, gripping Mina’s neck tightly and putting something to her throat, something scary enough that she stiffened. His maddened orange eyes met Loki’s. “But there’s always a backup plan!” He was chuckling, but it sounded more like gargling with a mouthful of tar. “You know the significance of the setting sun, don’t you, you insufferable Asgardian?”

Mina corrected from habit, “Oh, Loki is actually both Jotunn and Asgardian.”

“Shut UP!” Horatio screamed into her ear, “I will have my candy empire and if I can’t feed you to Mama Unicorn I will still close the deal with my dark mistress with a sacrifice in her honor. Ah, ah!” He pushed the thing - which turned out to be the tip of the currently disemboweled Mama Unicorn’s horn harder into Mina’s neck. “You’ll stand back, Mr. Friggasson!”

Loki’s hands gripped his knife handles, knuckles white with fury. If that candy-striped lunatic stabbed Mina with that cursed unicorn horn it was over. He knew there was no seidr that could reverse the effects of such a weapon. But with a casual flick of his fingers to the right, he very carefully began circling the two. “You don’t need Mina. Not when you have a god to offer himself in exchange. Come, now. Take the horn away from her neck. I shall drop my knives and surrender to you.”

Oh, Horatio liked that idea, he could tell from the creature’s excitable little wiggle. Mina was silently shaking her head, but Loki’s gaze darted right and back again. She tilted her head, nodding. And to the backdrop of the dying screams of Mama Unicorn and Big Ugly Scary Spider Thing, the candymaker began to rage about the unfairness of life. The excellent quality of his candy. His visionary status. And how cruel it was that Loki’s hair was more luxuriant and silky than his. But the time he’d started on how boring Loki’s ebony suit was next to his magnificently colored ensemble, the irritable god had thrust forward with three fingers and a crisp command: “forsvinn!”

Mina ducked. Horatio stumbled backward and fell on his ass in a rapidly spreading pool of taffy in violent shades of red and yellow. The tipped cauldron rolled back and forth in the corner. “Do not touch it!” commanded Loki as the other Avengers stepped closer, “You will never get free.” Indeed, the candymaker was on his back, kicking and squalling like an overturned beetle as the taffy spread around him in a viscous flood.

Loki straightened his tie and put an arm around Mina as she handed him the unicorn horn. “So the guys have rounded up all our co-workers and they’re ready to get out of this candy-coated hellhole. But what do we do about the baby spiders and the leftover unicorns and him?” She nodded at Horatio, who looked he might actually be dissolving into his own creation of corn syrup and evil.

Pressing a tender kiss to her temple, Loki smiled unpleasantly. “It shall all… be taken care of. Come along, darling. I shall bathe away that disgusting scent of unicorns and perspiration from you.”

The lit-up monolith of Stark Tower had just appeared in the quinjet’s windshield when Mina stiffened. “Oh, crap! What about all of the kids coming tonight to trick or treat? We can’t give them the unicorn shit.”

Natasha was flying the aircraft, but she looked behind her with a raised brow. “Do you mean the Unicorn Poop candy?”

“No,” said Loki and Mina together, and she heaved a bit. “It’s actual shit, Natasha. Unicorn shit. Big Mama Unicorn was pooping it out. Piles and piles of-” Putting her hand over her mouth, Mina turned away.

***

“Here at Stark Industries,” Pepper said smoothly, to the reporters clustered around the first group of costumed toddlers, “we’ve been concerned about good nutrition and the amount of sugar the average child consumes every year. So we decided to set a new precedent this Halloween by giving out toys instead.”

Steve and Bucky were tearing open boxes of Avenger’s action figures, stuffies, promotional t-shirts, and more that had been hastily pulled from the merchandise warehouse. Darcy and Jane were happily handing them out to the stream of children.

“Thank you so much,” recited a five-year-old fairy princess, she looked down at the Iron Man figure she’d been handed. “Could I have a Loki doll instead?”

Tony yanked the doll away from her. “Here’s a towel, kid. Keep moving.”

***

“Where are we?” Mina gasped as Loki pulled off her blindfold. They were on a platform in a massive tree in the middle of a field, dotted with the last of the season’s pumpkins and filled with fireflies, lighting the branches and crisp red and orange leaves with a surreal glow. The platform held a huge mattress with many plump pillows and silky throws and blankets. A low table ran alongside the bed, piled high with bottles of wine and tempting platters of meats and cheeses, fruit, fresh-baked rolls. “And no sugar,” she sighed gratefully. She felt her skin tingle as he ran his fingers down her side and gasped as she looked at the delicate lace and silk concoction he’d “poofed” on to her. It was long, with a high slit in the skirt and a shamelessly low neckline.

“Spin for me, darling.” Loki made a twirling motion with one long finger and enjoyed the sight of his Mina happily spinning in her new dress. It flared out around her ankles and the twinkling light of the fireflies shone through the sheer fabric over the taut line of her thigh, the softness of her luscious bottom. Oh, how he loved her pert behind.

When she spun around again, Mina found Loki reclining elegantly on the bed, sipping a glass of wine and holding one out for her. “Come, darling. The dance is about to begin.”

“What dance?” she asked, gathering up her long skirt to make the awkward crawl across the slippery expanse of the cushions to relax against his long, cool body. Loki nodded to the edges of the field and Mina gasped.

Women, clad in black, walked from the cover of the surrounding forest to meet in the center around the tree. A bonfire surged up, lighting their serene faces as they began their song, moving around each other in a complex web.

“Um, are we allowed to be here?” Mina whispered, terribly excited but a little nervous. She knew what this was- Samhain. Which meant they were in Ireland, which meant this was one of the most secretive and powerful of the ancient pagan clans. The women dancing ignored them and their luxurious platform, but it was clear she and Loki had been given a nearly unheard-of opportunity.

“Shhhh…” he murmured, and she settled back.

Following the complex braid of movement was so fascinating that it took Mina a bit to realize that there were new dancers in the circle- shadowy forms that danced in and out of the circle made by their living sisters. “Oh... “ she gasped. The living and the dead twined back and forth as their song grew louder, almost a chant and suddenly the fire was burning hotter or something because she felt like every part of her was wildly overheated. She needed something to cool her, and- “Thank you Loki,” Mina moaned happily as he pulled her to her knees, resting that bottom of hers that he’d praised so often on her heels. Kneeling behind her, he pressed his broad chest and a very promising, prominent bulge against the small of her back. The chill radiating from him just made her skin prickle more desperately. She needed him! Why won’t he help her?

“Patience,” Loki soothed, “watch the ceremony, sweet one.”

Mina blinked hard. The swirl of color and sound vibrated through her skin and settled into the base of her spine, spreading through her and making her gasp, pushing back against his hard, cool chest. Dimly, she felt his cool fingers spread her thighs, circling lightly around her wet furrow, the rough pads of his fingertips sliding back and forth, back and forth in a lazy way that made her half-insane as he circled her entrance, dipped lightly inside and moved back to lightly bat her clitoris. Finally, finally, he lifted her, the tip of his cock slick and wet from her.

“Put your arms behind my neck,” he urged, giving her shoulder a quick, sharp bite, enough to startle her into obeying him. The position made her arch her back, breasts thrust out as she strained to watch the movement of the dancing circle. Still, the women below seemed to ignore them as they continued their delicate dance between this world and the next. The heavy weight of Loki’s cock sliding into her made her clench down, enjoying his groan as it slowed his movements through her. It burned and stung a bit, just as it always did when Loki fucked her, but Mina relished it, craved it as part of the feeling of this god deeply embedded inside her. But the feel of cool lips suckling her clitoris made her let out a startled screech.

“Easy, darling,” purred Loki, lounging gracefully before her, examining himself buried inside her with interest. “I so rarely get to enjoy this lovely view as I take you. So sweet.” His diabolical tongue tickled her again, then lightly nipped one of her swollen lips. “Such a perfect, dark treat. And displayed so perfectly.” From behind her, Loki’s hands began toying with her breasts, pinching her nipples and pulling gently as the Loki below returned to his efforts, suckling her wet center, tongue stroking and fluttering along his cock sliding in and out of her channel.

The sheer outrageousness of it - the intensity of two Lokis toying with her was too much and Mina’s head flew back, hitting his shoulder as she came.

Trying to focus as the Loki below doubled down with chilly lips and teeth while seizing her bottom and moving her faster on his clone’s cock, she watched the night sky split, silver light streaming through and coalescing into shapes and shades of the Otherworldly.

“I have missed the play of nug-a-nug…” whispered one.

“Fadoodling they are, and so nicely…” sighed another.

“That’s putting the devil into hell!” shouted one of the more substantial spirits, and they all laughed in agreement, drifting lightly around the three joined together so closely that even the spectres could not see where one began or the other ended. But all the circling souls shuddered and sighed as the Lokis and Mina came together, glowing brighter and holding form for one perfect moment before fading into whisps again.

When Mina came back to some general form of awareness, she was wrapped in a velvety soft blanket, held in Loki’s arms as the other Loki waved down to the witches, still casually nude.

“Thank you for feeding our sisters!” called up the High Priestess. “To have them back with us again… our circle is complete. Farewell then.” She gave a sly wink to Mina. “And perhaps we’ll be seeing you again next year.”

Loki chuckled behind her, squeezing her gently. “There are so many haunts to explore,” he whispered in her ear, “enough for a thousand All Hallow’s Eves.”

Kissing his chiseled jaw, she said with deep satisfaction, “And no more creepy man-eating unicorns.”

***

Horatio J. LaDreamy sat in the smoking ruins of his factory, Big Ugly Scary Spider Thing and Big Mama Unicorn had torn each other to pieces and the resulting scuttle of remaining spider offspring being devoured by the few surviving unicorns. The acrid scent of burnt sugar stung his nose along with the strawberries and cream scent of unicorn blood covering his candy-striped suit.

“How could this happen?” Horatio said peevishly.

“Because, you vile little man, you deserved it.” The smooth, cultured tone made him freeze in horror, and measured footsteps circled from behind him. Hela was strolling through the wreckage, hands on leather-clad hips. “How did you manage such a catastrophic failure in such a short time?” she mused, kicking at a severed unicorn hoof. “I did expect you back in my realm sooner than later, but even for you, this is simply pitiful.” Her elegant nose wrinkled a bit as she eyed his quivering form.

“B- b- but my beautiful unicorns!” Horatio wailed, “And my Devil’s Food darling and Mama Unicorn eating each other instead of those silly people! Hela, oh Dark Mistress, please-”

“None of that, mortal. Come along now.”

Horatio J. LaDreamy was a creature designed to strike terror into the hearts of the unwary, and a monstrous wave of empathy for the innocents he’d victimized slammed into him like a tsunami as Hela’s elegant hand rose, then clenched into a fist, tearing his soul from his body - leaving a withered, desiccated husk that collapsed into a pile of pink and purple dust.

***

Darcy lay on her back, panting and staring at the ceiling. “Holy shit, Bucky,” she wheezed, “if I knew getting kidnapped would turn you on like that I’d have done it sooner! I think I had an out-of-body experience on that fifth orgasm…”

She turned her head to look at him, he had his metal hand resting on his chest, still heaving from exertion.

“You know you’re some kind of sex demon with that tongue of yours,” she teased.

Bucky gave her a smile. Just a little one, a slight curve of those full lips that for him was the equivalent of tearing off his shirt and strutting around the tower singing “I’m The Man.” Then his head lifted abruptly, looking sharply in one direction, then the other.

“What’s that?”

“What’s what?” hedged Darcy, trying to yank her undies up her thighs.

His blue eyes narrowed. “I heard something. Like a neighing sound- “ He was across the room before she could blink, ripping the closet door off its hinges.

“YOU BROUGHT ONE OF THOSE ASSHOLES BACK HERE?”

A little mauve and aqua-speckled unicorn cowered behind a stack of winter sweaters, whinnying in fear as Bucky towered over it.

“Stop it, you’re scaring him!” Putting her arms around the petite creature’s neck, Darcy looked up at him, her big, big, brown eyes tearing up a little.

He looked between the unicorn and his girlfriend. “Darce- honey are you insane? Are you remembering what these little bastards were going to do to you? Why would you do this!”

Sniffling prettily, she hugged the unicorn tighter. “Maurice didn’t do it! It was the big ones herding us to Mama Unicorn, he was-”

“You NAMED it?” he paced back and forth, pulling at his hair and absently wishing he hadn’t cut it so short. “We can’t keep a- wait, what is this? A mystical or mythical, or-”

“Arcane?” she offered helpfully.

“Enchanted?” He paced some more, watching the tiny creature burrow into Darcy’s generous bosom. Sighing, he sat down on the bed. “You can keep it for tonight. Tomorrow, you have to take it-”

“It’s not an it, it’s a Maurice!”

“You’re taking Maurice to Banner for a full examination.”

Throwing herself onto him, Darcy chirped, “Okay. Thank you, baby! You’re the best…” She proceeded to show Bucky just how much she appreciated him, and their moans were so loud that even his keen Soldier’s hearing didn’t catch the vicious little chuckle from the closet.

#tumblr besties and beloveds #Avengers Holidays in Hel Series #Loki's Halloween stories

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noh07 · 2 months ago

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updated list of mixed name ideas (nov 5, 2024)

in this list, there's any type of names (mostly for english-speaking people though): typical first names, noun names, mythology names, etc.

i sorted them into three categories: androgynous, feminine and masculine.

if you have more ideas of names for trans folks, writers, etc, just lemme know! (Can also be not-so-cool names for the writers, we need them for the asshole side characters :3)

i will update the list every time I have a lot of new name suggestions. you can always find the newest list under the tag #updated name list on my profile, which is currently this one.

(alphabetical list with 712 mixed names under the cut)

--- androgynous ---

Addie/Eddie

Aki

Alex

Alexis

Alli/Allie/Ally

Am/Em

Amethyst

Ares

Ari

Artemis

Ash

Asher

Aster

Azure

Basil

Beluga

Bennie/Benny

Bermuda

Bev

Beverly

Billie

Blair/Blaire

Calypso

Caramel

Cat

Cave

Celeste

Charlie

Chrissy

Coco

Crimson

Crow

Diamond

Edie

Eli

Ellori/Ellory

Emerald

Emerson

Emi/Emmie/Emmy

Evie

Finn

Forest/Forrest

Frances/Francis

Garnet

Gem

Goldie

Gray/Grey

Hayden

Hunter

Indigo

Jackie/Jacky

Jade

Jamie

Jess

Jessie

Jupiter

Lark

Lenny

Lori/Lorie/Lory

Lou

Louie

Mag

Maggot

Mars

Mauve

Max

Meadow

Mercury

Mika

Miko

Mizu

Moss

Neptune

Noah

Nori

Nyx

Ollie

Onyx

Opal

Paris

Quinn

Rafa

Rain/Raine

Raven

Reg

Remi

Remu

Robin

Rocky

Ronni/Ronnie/Ronny

Sage

Saturn

Shilo/Shiloh

Silver/Sylver

Sky/Skye

Snow

Val

Venus

Vin

Vinny/Vinnie

Wilson

Wither

--- feminine ---

Abby

Abigail

Adelaide

Adeline

Agatha

Aileen/Eileen

Aimee/Amy

Alana

Alena

Alessia

Alexa

Alexia

Alexandra

Alice

Alissa

Alli/Allie/Ally

Alura

Amalia

Amber

Amelia

Amelie

Amethyst

Amity

Andromeda

Anela

Angela

Angelina

Angeline

Angie

Anika/Annika

Anisa

Anita

Anna

Ann/Anne

Annie

Anastasia

Andrea/Andreea

Antheia

Arabella

Artemis

Ashley

Astra

Atlanta

Audrey

Aurora

Autumn

Azura

Bailey

Becky

Bella

Belle

Beluga

Bettie/Betty

Beverly

Billie

Brenda

Brie

Calypso

Candace/Candice

Caramel

Carla/Karla

Carmen

Carol

Carolina

Caroline

Catherine

Celeste

Celestia

Celina/Selena/Selina

Celine/Selene/Seline

Charlotte

Christina/Kristina

Christine/Kristine

Claire

Clara/Clarah

Chloe/Chloé/Cloe

Cindy

Cissy

Cora/Corah

Dana

Daniela/Daniella

Danielle

Dalia/Daliah

Daria

Darla

Debbie

Debora/Deborah

Delilah

Diamond

Diana

Dianne

Dora/Dorah

Dorothy

Eburia

Eclipse

Eda

Elena

Eleanor/Elenor

Elisa/Eliza

Elise

Elizabeth

Ella

Ember

Emerson

Emery

Emi/Emmie/Emmy

Emilia

Emilie/Emily

Emma

Esme

Esmeralda

Euphemia

Euphoria

Eva

Evie

Evelyn

Felicia

Fenya

Finya

Fia

Fiona

Francisca/Franziska

Freya

Fuchsia

Gaia

Georgia

Gina

Ginny/Jeanie

Hanna/Hannah

Harmony

Hazel

Heather

Hecate

Helena

Helene

Hera

Hestia

Holly

Hope

Iana

Irena

Irene

Iris

Isa

Isabel/Isabelle

Isabela/Isabella

Ivonne/Yvonne

Ivory

Ivy

Izzy

Jade

Janice

Jasmin/Jasmine

Jenna

Jennifer

Jenny

Joelle

Joelina

Jolene

Julia

Julianne

Julie

Juliet/Juliette

Juniper

Kaia/Kaya

Katarina/Katharina

Kathy/Katy

Kelly

Kira

Lana

Lara/Larah

Laura

Lauren

Laurel

Lavender

Lena

Leia/Leya

Levina

Levinia

Lia

Liana

Liara

Lilac

Lili/Lilli/Lilly/Lily

Lilian/Lilien

Lilith

Lisa

Liv

Livi

Livia

Liz

Lizzie/Lizzy

Loanne

Lola

Lorelei

Lori/Lorie/Lory

Louisa/Luisa

Louise/Luise

Luce/Luz

Lucy

Luna

Lydia

Maggie/Meggie

Meg

Madeline

Maira/Myra

Mara/Marah

Margaret

Marge

Marla

Marlene

Maria/Mariah

Marie/Mary

Marina

Mauve

Melanie

Melissa

Mellie/Melly

Meryem

Mia

Michelle

Milly

Mina

Minerva

Minnie

Miriam

Mona

Monica

Naira/Nyra

Nancy

Natalia

Natalie

Natasha

Nellie/Nelly

Nessie

Nina

Noelle

Nora/Norah

Nori

Nyx

Oliv/Olive

Olivia

Ollie

Paris

Pascale

Patricia

Paula

Peggy

Penelope/Pinelopy

Penny

Petunia

Philippa

Pia

Pippa

Polly

Poppy

Queenie

Ramona

Rania

Rebecka

Regina

Robin

Rose

Roxana

Roxanne

Ruby

Safira/Saphira

Sandra

Sara/Sarah

Sari

Serena

Silvia/Sylvia

Sofia/Sophia

Sofie/Sophie

Stella

Stephanie/Stephany

Tara/Tarah

Tatiana/Tatyana

Tess

Tessa

Tia

Tiana

Tina

Valerie/Valery

Vanessa

Vela

Venus

Vera

Veronica

Victoria

Viola

Violet/Violette

Viona

Vivian

Viviana

Willow

Xandria

Xenia

Yana

Yasmin/Yasmine

Zehra

Zoe/Zoé/Zoey

--- masculine ---

Achilles

Aiden

Aion

Alex

Alexander

Amon

Angelo

Angelino

Anthony

Anton

Arcturus

Ares

Asher

Audrey

Ben

Benjamin

Bennie/Benny

Benson

Bill

Billie/Billy

Bob

Bobby

Brendan/Brendon

Brian

Bruno

Calvin

Carl/Karl

Chad

Charles

Charlie

Chase

Chester

Chris

Chrissy

Christopher

Conan

Damian

Dan

Daniel

Dave

David

Davon/Devon

Dionysos

Don

Donald

Dorian

Dylan

Elia/Elijah

Elio

Eliot/Elliot/Elliott

Emerson

Emilio

Erion

Evan

Felix

Fred

Freddie/Freddy

Gian/Jan

Gus

Hannibal

Harald/Harold/Herald/Herold

Harry

Hendrick/Henrick

Henry

Hunter

Ian

Icarus

Jace

Jade

Jack

Jackie/Jacky

Jaden/Jayden

James

Jamie

Jasper

Jay

Jeremy

Jerry

Jimmy

Joe

Joel

Joey

John

Johnny

Jona/Jonah

Jonas

Jones

Julian/Julien

Julius

Jupiter

Justin

Kevin

Lance

Larry

Laurence/Lawrence

Lee

Lenny

Leo

Linus

Logan

Lori/Lorie/Lory

Louis/Luis

Louie

Lucc/Luke

Lucas/Lukas

Luigi

Marc

Marco

Mario

Mars

Max

Mercury

Michael

Mickey

Mike

Milo

Nathan

Neptune

Nick

Nico/Niko/Nikko

Noah

Noel

Oliver

Ollie

Orion

Paris

Pascal

Patrick

Paul

Pete

Peter

Philip/Philipp/Phillip

Ray

Raymond

Reg

Reginald

Regulus

Remi

Remus

Rick

Ricky

Rob

Robbie/Robby

Robin

Ron

Ronald

Ronni/Ronnie/Ronny

Rubeus

Sam

Sammy

Samuel

Saturn

Sean/Shaun/Shawn

Sebastian

Simon

Sirius

Stephan

Steve

Steven

Theodore

Thomas

Tim

Timmy

Toby

Tom

Tommy

Tony

Valentine

Victor

Vince

Vincent

Wilson

Yan

Zach/Zack

Zeus

If you want me to add meanings, origins, etc., just tell me ^^

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pyxilate · 24 days ago

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at long last, an updated list of my nextgen characters because it’s been a week and I’m indecisive.

Name: Cerulean Noceda Blight

Parents: Luz & Amity

Age: 19

Pronouns: She/Her

Sexuality: Pansexual

Track(s): Bard [Potions]

—

Name: Lenora Nyx

Parents: Boscha & Bria

Age: 18

Pronouns: She/Her

Sexuality: Lesbian

Track(s): Illusion/Potions

—

Name: Saturn Park

Parents: Hunter & Willow

Age: 18

Pronouns: She/He

Sexuality: Bisexual

Track(s): Beast/Plant

—

Name: Talia Day

Parents: Skara & Viney

Age: 17

Pronouns: She/They/It

Sexuality: Aro/Ace

Track(s): Healing/Plant

—

Name: Astor Tholomule

Parents: Gus & Matt

Age: 16

Pronouns: He/Him

Sexuality: Straight

Track(s): Construction/Abomination

—

Name: Valentina Noceda

Parents: Lucia Noceda & Amelia Blight

Age: 17

Pronouns: She/Her

Sexuality: Pansexual

Track(s): Oracle

—

Name: Alaistor Noceda Blight

Parents: Luz & Amity

Age: 11

Pronouns: He/Him

Sexuality: N/A

Track(s): Illusions/Abomination

—

Name: Burnice Noceda Blight

Parents: Luz & Amity

Age: 11

Pronouns: She/Her

Sexuality: N/A

Track(s): Combat

—

Name: Ricardo [Ricky] Blight

Parents: Edric & Jerbo

Age: 12

Pronouns: He/Him

Sexuality: N/A

Track(s): Plant/Combat

—

Name: Quetzalcoatl (Quetzal)

Parents: Masha & Vee

Age: 14

Pronouns: They/Them

Sexuality: Asexual

Track(s): Healing

—

Name: Dylan Whispers

Parents: Eda & Raine

Age: 16

Pronouns: He/She/They

Sexuality: Pansexual

Track(s): Combat/Potions

—

Name: Windigo Clawthorne

Parents: Eda & Raine

Age: 15

Pronouns: He/She

Sexuality: ???

Track(s): Illusions

—

Name: Heather Nyx

Parents: Boscha & Bria

Age: 15

Pronouns: She/Her

Sexuality: Straight

Track(s): Illusions/Oracle

NOTES:

Any character under the age of 14 will not have a listed sexuality. This is so Fox News doesn’t come after me.

The younger characters that aren’t in Hexside have the listed tracks they would/will be in if they were in Hexside.

Windigo and Talia are both adopted, by Eda and Raine and Skara and Viney respectively.

Alaistor and Burnice are twins

Cerulean is actually on the Bard track, but makes it look like she’s on Potions (for a reason that’s a spoiler)

Heather was absolutely named after Heather Chandler

Huntlow, Mashvee, Erbo, Gustholomule, and Skarvin (I don’t remember some of the names so I made them up) only have one kid.

Emira is a single Pringle.

Beta Lumity (Valentina’s parents) live on the Onyx Isles. (Technically also spoilers but… eh)

Other than Valentina, all the Noceda-Blight children are vampires. Which is also a spoiler. I should stop spoiling things.

Legally, Cerulean’s middle name is Noceda and her last name is Blight. This is due to an error on her birth certificate that does not have her name hyphenated, and instead has Noceda listed as a second name. Luz and Amity tried to fix it, but realized they liked it better and just went with that.

SHIPS:

Crayola (Lenora x Nyx. Heather came up with the name)

Venus (Valentina and Saturn. They dated briefly and then broke up. Heather also came up with this one, and thought it was hilarious)

At one point the main friend group jokingly shipped Odalia and Belos. Amity quickly put a stop to it but most of them still do to this day…

Cloudy Weather (Windigo and an oc/mock side character named Raye Venti. Surprisingly, Lenora and Heather came up with this one together)

I will draw everyone eventually…. I swear…

Edit: added more info & updated sum stuff cuz y not

#lumity #gustholomule #toh fankid #toh #the owl house #huntlow #raeda #vee x masha #skara x viney #boscha x bria #edric x jerbo #beta lumity

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necroliberty · 19 days ago

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Okay, so for the very small few here. For the one reading, I was thinking of finally putting my multiverse in the whole wide world. Mainly to finally become part of the UTMV, which, while becoming an author, is my moon goal. UTMV is one of my stars in a way. So, for this post, I will only show how I see the multiverse I made.

So by using the minecraft game of a friend on Switch. (I know now that best minecraft is on PC)

This image is pretty much my definition of connected multiverse or like simply. Those are my 3 main sources of inspiration. Also because at one point, I made 3 oc from these 3 "genre" meet. So I decided whatever. Though to make something clear. They might be connected, but they do not ever truly meet. For example, it's not because we have a GravityTale au where Dipper and Mabel fall in the Underground of Undertale. That the two multiverse are now one and the same. I guess it's just to say that the Other Circle symbolizes crossover potential.

The reason why I didn't just stick to Undertal is not only because I make everything harder for myself. But because of one specific idea I had when I was very much younger. I made my undertale oc, and my gravity falls oc, sisters. It might not be Canon anymore, but they were. And a part of me still thinks that the idea of two sisters separated by fate and the whims of creation to be interesting.

I don't know how to make it look appealing yet, but I hope this will make it easier to search for when I ramble so hard I have multiple essays about the type of flower the cousin of the twice remove niece of a background character likes to eat.

Undertale 💛

Amelia V6 (The Sixth Draft will also encompass all the other prior drafts)

-Fear and Memories.

-Amelia and Stag Ccino Sans

-Amelia and Slash Sans

-Amelia and Oni

-Amelia Get Harvested (Content Warning)

-Amelia V6 Rambling with Blueberror

- Amelia and Killer

- Amelia as Little Match Girl and Jane (Jack)

Nova ("I just want a normal childhood.")

Physalis ("There's countless Sanses and only 1 me.")

Enya ("I don't want to be scared anymore.")

��■■■■■■■■("I bet I can make a home here, it's not like I will have anywhere else.")

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UTMV style characters (my version of most characters in the game and fan work) were classed by the team until I learned how to organise them better.

Stone Ink

-Stone Ink and Yokai Onyx.

Titan Error

Linos Nightmare

Ceres Dream

Creepypasta/Internet Horror 🤍

Angelina

Gravity Falls 💜

Kelly Ness

-Amelia and Oni (the brunette in the background)

- Amelia as Little Match Girl (she is Jill)

Other 🖤

#amelia #undertale #gravity falls #creepypasta #analog horror #mascot horror

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zekes-original-character-rambles · 4 months ago

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Sup I’m Zeke this is the blog to talk about my ocs and keep it organized lol.

main is @monstrousmaws

I hope you enjoy nonsensical rambles about my little guys cause oh boy are you gonna get them

you can find all posts about a specific OC by going to their tag which is their full name

e.g “Abigail “Arachne” Spinner” or “Leon” or “Melanie Brooks”

alphabetical list of all my ocs below the cut

Abigail “Arachne” Spinner

Ace

Adam

Alex

Amelia Brown

Amethyst

Amnesia Torres

Anatomy “Ana”

Anglerfish “Angie”

Aster Hart

Arcadia “Arcade” Star

Avery Fitzgerald

Bambi

Bianca

Black Brew

Bones Dumont

Briar

Bubbles Pierrot

Bunny O’Riley

Butterfly

Cade King

Candle Shine

Carnival “Val”

Cecil

Chance Angel

Charlie Lantern

Christopher “Chris” Otho

Chrysalis The Fae King

Clyde

Comet

Crow Dunn

Cryptid

Cyan Jones

Damien Hart

Dash Bloodwing

Echo

Edie Von Zarovich

Eio Carla Shara

Emily Brooks

Emmet Ward

Ethel

Evelyn Ward

Everything “Eve”

Featharchism “Feathery”

Fern

Frigid

Galadriel

Ghost Edwards

Ginger “Gingi” Kindheart

Green Hart

Hayley Gray

Hex

Hexadecimal

Honey Vespidae

Izzy

Jane Doe

Jaqueline “Jack/Jackie” Lantern

Kane

Kirigu

Kit Crimson

Laika Roberts

Leela

Leon

Leona Murray

Lizard “Lizzie”

Malevolent “Mal”

Mallory Hart

Marionette “Mari” Graves

Maroon

Mausoleum “Lee” Terminus

Maya

Melanie Brooks

Michael

Michael “Mikey” Hallow

Millipede “Millie” Danger

Mistophelees

Mold Infested Automaton “M.I.A”

Monster

Mordred Banneret

Morgan Asphodel

Nana Watcher

Natalie/Nathan Skye

Nicky

Niko Watcher

Onyx Smith

Persephone Smith

Poppy Jackson

Poseidon

Rags

Random

Reynard

Robo

Ruby

Sabrine

Salem Green

Saskia Blight

Saturn

Scout Brown

Shapeshifter

Snail Rose

Sugar Bailey

Swallowtail

Tempest

Theodosia “Thunder” MacNamara

Tox Matthews

Valentine Carmine

Viola Kelly

Violet

Wither

Zanthe Brighton Shara

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chronivore · 1 year ago

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Amelia Onyx

#Amelia Onyx

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apricusnights · 4 months ago

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Chapter Twenty: Ruby.

Location: UnKnOwN.

The scythe user rushed toward Solstice, slashing at the masked woman and forcing her to either deflect the blows or dodge out of the way. Her strikes were insanely quick, almost impossible to see with the naked eye. Whatever the white rabbits had done to her had certainly enhanced her abilities as well as made her loyal to them.

Solstice though was no slouch, holding her own against her opponent but never quite finding the opening to strike back. Or was it perhaps that she didn't have the will to land a strike. In truth she had managed to analyze her opponent's patterns very quickly and could have perhaps done some damage, but she was holding back.

Solstice: "Ruby! Listen to me! You have to fight it! Whatever they've done to you, whatever they told you, this isn't you!"

White Rabbit (Queen): "How would you know what is and isn't her Summer? Until recently you didn't even know she existed. You were never around for her; don't pretend you actually care now. She's hardly even your daughter, our acquaintance found what you had given up and finished the job."

Solstice was caught off guard for a split second, which was all it took for Ruby to slash through the mask. It broke apart and fell to the floor, finally letting Ruby get a good look at her "mother". Summer was quick to dodge another strike, spinning to the side and reaching out to grab Ruby's arm. She pulled the girl toward her and when they were face to face Summer landed punch to the rabbit mask Ruby was wearing. Hardly strong enough to hurt the girl but powerful enough to break the mask, leaving them truly face to face.

White Rabbit (Biker): "What do we do? Stay and watch?"

White Rabbit (Queen): "Hardly, this entire place will be either flooded and collapsed in a matter of minutes. Time to go." Making her way into the elevator.

White Rabbit (Biker): "What about Sis?"

Betrayer: "She's unimportant."

White Rabbit (Queen): "If she survives, we'll find her again. If not, well she was useful, but we can make another one."

The other white rabbit, and the betrayer entered the elevator with the queen and the doors closed behind him. The elevator heading up and out of the facility.

Meanwhile Amelia was guiding VNLA, OLIV, and their rescuers through the facility as it began to collapse around them. They group had managed to find another set of elevators that would take them a little way up into the tunnel system, but they'd still have to trek through it.

Amelia: "My readings show that those aren't all going to the same place, it's some weird escape system. Think it's designed to let everyone scatter if they need to. Don't try to crowd into one elevator, there is a weight limit."

Ajax: "You callin me fat?"

Nava: "Not now! Get in!"

Ajax, Nava, and Ivory took the first elevator out. Lapis, Violet, and Jae took the next. After the first elevator came back down Amias, Onyx, and Catalina got in and rode it out. Finally, the second elevator returned. Lye, Van, and Cyrus took a look around just as a torrent of water rushed into the room. The elevator doors closed, and they were sent up.

Location: Tunnels.

Sure, enough the groups had been sent to different sections of the tunnel system. Luckily Amelia was there to guide everyone to the nearest exit. Which at this point was imperative due to the ground giving way at points as the facility far beneath them continued to collapse.

Van: "Alright we should be able to hit an exist if we keep heading this way."

Lye: "Did you hear that?"

Cyrus: "Next tunnel over...I think it might be our hosts."

Van: "Oh good, a chance to say goodbye.."

Lye: "Van.."

Van smirked and grabbed his bat as he snuck towards the corner to see if he could ambush the queen and her cohorts when they exited the other tunnel.

Unfortunately for Van this plan of attack wasn't exactly the brightest idea. An arm burst through the wall and grabbed Van, pulling him back into the other tunnel. Van was flung down the tunnel as the white rabbit biker snickered at him.

Biker: "Listen big guy, lemme deal with this one. I'm just itching to try out a few moves." Cracking his knuckles as Van stood up and brushed himself off.

Lye and Cyrus rushed around the corner only to come face to face with the Betrayer. Cyrus shoved Lye out of the way as the Betrayer took a swing at him. Cyrus managed to dodge and attempted to draw the Betrayer away from Lye and Van. Landing a few strikes and backing up to goad him down the tunnel.

Lye stood back up and noticed the Queen simply watching. Normally this wouldn't be the best idea but everyone else was pulling their weight, she had to do SOMETHING.

Of course, she remembered what happened to Yang and realized she had to avoid the queen's grasp at all costs. She rushed in and unleashed a flurry of kicks, trying to catch the queen by surprise but much to her annoyance the queen was able to avoid Lye with little to no effort.

Queen: "You really think you have any sort of chance little girl? The most useless member of the Marigold clan thinks she can get the job done. You're no closer than your father was, maybe you can ask him about his greatest failure should you survive."

Lye was unable to stop herself, her emotions finally boiling over as she exploded with rage. Her strikes became far less precise but far stronger. She even managed to force the queen back against the tunnel wall. Kicking at her again and forcing her to dodge as Lye actually kicked a small hole in the wall.

Queen: "Seems I pushed a button, how quaint. Unfortunately, though, I don't exactly have time to play with you."

The Queen grabbed Lye's leg during the next attack and slammed her other fist down into it, sending Lye to the ground. She'd tilt her head seeing Lye's hands sparking a little. Lye managed to reach out and grab the queen's leg, sending the biggest shock she could through the other woman's body.

The queen clenched her fists before shaking it off and leaning down to look at Lye.

Queen: "Faulty augmentations.." She grasped Lye's wrists and sent the same strange black energy through Lye's hands that she used on Yang's arm earlier. Lye tried to pull away but could only scream as her augmentations dissolved, leaving her hands shaking.

The queen released her grasp and brushed herself off as the Betrayer tossed Cyrus back down the tunnel. Cyrus crawled over to check on Lye as the armored man approached. The Betrayer however was stopped by the queen.

Queen: "Enough, the transport is waiting. Our network is up and running, we have connections to make."

Van at the time had been swinging for all he was worth but every time his bat struck his opponent the Biker simply laughed it off.

Biker: "Aurora is a hell of a thing, isn't it? Mine is pretty special, can harden in response to trauma, cool right?"

Van: "What the hell is Aurora?"

Biker: "Hmm, might wanna ask Ciar that one."

Van took another swing, but his bat was caught, and the Biker landed a strong punch to Van's gut, doubling him over. The Biker punched Van again and sent him to the ground. He glanced down and lifted his foot as if he was going to stomp on Van's head.

As Lye watched, time seemed to stand still momentarily. She swore she heard Tagetes speaking to her. Perhaps she was remembering her time with the Emperor during the Olympus incident.

Tagetes: "My gifts are only given to those who truly deserve them"

Time unfroze and Lye found herself standing somehow.

Lye: "Get the fuck away from my brother!" Lye rushed forward, her hands glowed for a moment before she struck the Biker and sent a huge current of electricity through his body which launched him backwards. All without the use of her augmentations.

Lye collapsed again, drained of energy.

The Queen walked by the three Marigolds and took note.

Queen: "Maybe there is something to the lot of you after all. Do give my regards to the rest of the clan."

The Queen, Biker, and Betrayer made their way out of the tunnel system to a waiting transport just as help arrived in the form of the other groups and PWSB backup. Medical personnel checked on the Marigolds as everyone regrouped.

Location: Lower Docks.

Ruby and Summer found themselves caught in a torrent of water that washed them through the sewer systems as the facility had collapsed around them. Ruby was quick to her feet, pointing her scythe down at Summer who had been coughing up water.

Summer: "Ruby...I'm sorry. If I had known about you, I would have tried my best to be there for you. I missed so much; I'll never be able to give you back that lost time."

Summer: "Whatever they did to you...fight it. You don't need to do it for me..but your sister needs you. Yang needs you...your father needs you."

Ruby blinked, images coming to her as the fog started to lift. Still, she couldn't bring herself to say anything to her so-called mother.

Summer: "Ruby...I."

Ruby: "I don't want to hear it." She folded her scythe up and stepped back.

Ruby glanced down at Summer's aShine as someone tried contacting her. The medical personnel mentioned Yang being stable but the possibility of complications. Hearing this was enough to snap Ruby out of it. Her memories flooding back at last.

Memories that didn't include the woman on the ground by her.

Ruby: "I can forgive you for not being there for us. You didn't know, and I can accept that. But you're not my mother, don't try to step back into my life."

Ruby: "But...maybe we can start over some day. When I'm ready."

Summer: "I'd like that...when you're ready."

Summer watched as Ruby turned and hurried off to go check on Yang. Finally managing to get to her feet. Her mission had been as much a success as it could have been but she knew that some day she'd have to repay Lilac for her help in locating Ruby..and that was something she wondered if she'd regret...

#story scene

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fumikomiyasaki · 4 months ago

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22, 20, 11, 35 for the kiss ask

Any ship- :3

Kiss Roulette

(light suggestive themes at times but nothing too explicit so beware)

22. A french Kiss with Tongue

For once he was glad not to cook with his dorm mates but instead to have Amelia by his side helping him with the cupcakes for the next big school event... but even if he did his work well to prepare things and work off the tasks, he couldn't help from looking at her at times... watching her smile and hum as she bring the cookies into form.

Eventually he put his arms around her after she put another plate into the oven.

"A-Aiden?"

"I wanted to thank you for all the help... you make me not as frustrated..."

"Oh I see... I am glad to help." Her soft smile.. he couldn't take it... her sweet voice wrapped around his rough heart at times... he was made believed before that he does not deserve happiness... but now... his happiness stood right before him.

"Amelia... you have something on your lip."

"O-oh let me clean it up-"

Before she could turn around he pulled her closer and softly pressed his lips on hers... sliding his tongue in if to corner out the cookie cream from her... her cheeks grew redder than tomatoes as she felt the wolf linger longer for this kiss.... as he removed his lips she was a nervous mess holding onto his arms from the experience.

"A bit too much?" His voice had a slight tease in his tone as she stuttered.

"I-it was out of knowwhere... but um.. thank you."

"Not really knowwhere... I want to appreciate the one who gives me my hope back. And I will make sure to keep you safe in my embrace... in my presence."

"Aiden."

".... I may not be the greatest with my feelings but... I want you to know that."

She pressed another kiss on his cheek that got him red before holding his hand.

"I w-will protect you too... your heart that is... you don't have to suffer anymore."

"You know that staying around me still will give you hardships."

"I don't care... you g-got me out of my situation I get you out of yours."

His ears twitched, his tail wagged... as his face lit up red... before hugging her close.

"Then we will protect another... my little griffin."

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20. A rough kiss

It was a beautifull starry night... as Chizuko went to her room and waved Carol who previously given her some book recommendations to sort through... he gaze fell upon the sky through her window... somewhat it felt like a shimmer only leading to her room yet a sound of a cawing crow caught her out of it... it wasn't unusual to hear them but... it felt another presence was lurking... surely she wanted to close the window as the bird brain himself dropped by to stop her from it.

"Bonne soirée, mon Amour.~"

"Birds have to keep out, Crow."

"You would just close me out when I went all the way here to see you."

She glared at him seriously... "Yes."

"You wound me Onyx, as usual... but... I do have something that could interest you."

She gritted her teeth in annoyance, letting him into her room. Knowing him he would try to lock pick the window anyways and not shut up till he was in. He dusted off his coat although she did notice some stains on his claws that were off... a bit of red on them... as he got an amulet out of his pocket.

"This one is supposed to be linked to a book story... one I saw you read last time."

"The blood pendulum...are you a moron and did you test it out?"

She pointed to his fingers. "Oh no... this was just... a casualty I had myself to blame for... an unfortunate danger that came up."

He sat down at her bed like he was innocent as she looked at the pendant before placing her on her desk and take his hand to look at it trhough a grip on his wrist. "This could have been dangerous bird brain."

"You should know me by now, danger is normal for me-"

Before he could talk on she pressed both his wrists down.. leaning over him... an angry glare that pierced him... he expected her to yell at him but instead surprisingly he was greated with an impact of a kiss... one where she bit on his lip however.... pressing it strong... that he almost lost his breath... he accepted it yet somewhat she even rougher...

"Onyx, my you could have just-"

"Shut your mouth and listen... be more carefull you idiot... and take this serious for once."

He felt her tug on his clothes and lean on his body... as if to hide her face. "Dead you are worth nothing. Plus you idiot did promise me something... I will kill you myself if you don't take that promise seriously."

His claws slid over her back and pulled her into a closer hug.

"I understand. But at least you could give me one thank you for the effort i did to get it- Ack."

She whacked him over the head... but at least even after that... he felt her lips again... wrapping around his mind... he couldn't get away from her... or refuse her wishes... he just wanted to do anything for her... no matter how bad or good it would be. Entertwining his fingers with hers... he welcomed her bites on him... smiling more genuine.

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11. A kiss on the neck

On that day Keisuke made his way to the Ramshackle dormitory cause Carol invited him over for a little break. Which he welcomed given recently there was more commotion in RSA which made it hard to think and rest. As he arrived at the dorm however she didn't greet him but another dorm member who said she was in her room still... opening the door just a little he noticed her having a controller in her hand... rapidly taping buttons and swifting the joystick... it seemed like she was invested in a rpg right now.

She was so focused she didn't even notice him come in... but he knew she already prepared for a comfy time with that lose shirt over her shoulders and the loose shorts... he peeked over her shoulder for a while not trying to disturb her but as she finished the area he noticed and opportunity... last time she surprised him with a kiss out of knowwhere... might as well return the favour. And so he pressed his lips softly against her neck... not knowing it was the most sensitive spot of her body as she suddenly gasped loudly... growing deep red looking at him... a noise that got him as red too given how it sounded.

"Um...I-I am sorry."

"N-no its fine... you couldn't have known...Its... well..."

She put her hand to the place he kissed pressing her thighs together a bit nervous. As he noticed what she meant he hid his mouth behind his hand even more red. Carol took a deep breath and spoke up.

"Anyways you could have just told me you were here.... that surprised me even more."

"I wanted to return the favour for attacking me last time."

She softened up and chuckled leaning close to hug him and pull him to the pillow fortress she built up behind her. It was comfy... warm... he noticed some snacks on the side she prepared for when he woudl come... as usual prepared for everything.

"True I need to watch out not to do that on you in public as well... especially given Souta. But its hard to resist, I love seeing you blush Kei.~"

He avoided eye contact before pulling her close on his lap looking up at her. Clearing his throat to show her a light smile.

"I like it on you too... but at least now we are at peace."

"Right just you and me." As they looked at anothers eyes and she pressed another kiss on his lips their cheeks stayed rosy for a while... untill Carol grabbed on of the controllers.

"S-so... um you want to play something together?"

"S-sure but... how about later... for now let continue like this. I do need to make up for that attack on you right?"

His mumbling made her heart flutter even more as she pulled her arms around his neck and let the controller rest on the ground again. Kissing his neck back to his surprise.

"I just love that you are here with me. Without any disturbances... but you are right... we can play later... I want to hold you close first."

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35. A kiss against the wall

Usually he wouldn't go out that late at night but... his dorm mates caused him trouble with things they wanted so Louis decided to still go out to town and gather the last few things before the sun set... yet despite that the air in the streets seemed ominous... many looked with a Scoff at him for his fancy clothes and appearance... but he didn't even bat them an eye. He just moved on towards the shop in questions... however eventually a hand tugged him into a dark alley away from the street... and as he wanted to defend himself the face greeting him let him drop his guard.

"Cat- Ah-" She pressed her hand to his mouth as if to tell him not to make any loud noises... As she pointed towards the previous group who started a fight. As if she tried to save him the servant calmed down.

"I could have handled them."

"But aren't you more busy with what you had to do, Louis?"

He looked down a little before giving her a not. "I thank you still for it. But I wonder how did you know... why me?"

"You have a knack for getting into trouble, but I also took a liking to your obedience and the assitance you provided me."

"You do, hm?"

He picked up the bag he dropped before and despite her blindfold somewhat her knew she was raising her eyebrows curious.

"I can't tell if you mess with me or if you are genuine Cat."

"Hmm maybe I should show you.~"

What came next was a surprise to him... to feel her push his arms to the wall.... her lips leaning on his... his back against the wall trying to the pressure of how she pushed him against it... a clear and direct answer he didn't expect.

"I... um..."

"Didn't you want to get your stuff, Servant? We can talk about this another day."

"H-hey wait-"

And off she vanished into darkness... leaving him holding his lips still debating if this was just real or not... his red face didn't vanish as he walked on to the supermarket... his thoughts just grew worse.

#twisted wonderland oc #twst oc #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland ocs #twst #disney twst #twst ocs #twistedwonderland #twistedwonderlandoc #flynn deradelle #flynn x chizuko #carol ann #carol x keisuke #louis armarin valentine #louis x cattleya #aiden renous #aiden x amelia

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