#Am i cooked?

[beachyma]

new fic 😛 wyaaa !!

[genny-grotesque]

it is my duty, as someone who ships a rarepair, to draw shitty fanart based on memes about them

based on this:

[gallonwghost]

Why is she so :3

[wiidvw]

...this gonna sound a little crazy, but imagine johnny cage fucking you with his oscar...

[fangirlpostsfangirlthings]

got a paper due tonight and math exam tomorrow wish me luck guys 😺

[imposterlettuce]

the spectrum brainrot is really getting to me guys

[honeyedmiller]

i wasn’t nervous for this interview until i pulled up to the place. fuck 😭

[wannabeyakuza]

Listening to IGOR by Tyler The Creator and imagining myself being in a unrequited love with Rodya to the point where I'd gladly be led on for a very long time only for her to shut me down then have it all circle right back around into being violent, vitriol filled unrequited love the instant I see her talking to literally anyone else. Romantic feelings or not. Does anyone else feel this way when listening to music and thinking of their favs? This is a normal human thought process right?

[gottagetshiver]

What’s the term for when a guy you’ve been talking to (he sends you a sexual meme once every 8-10 business days and when you send one back, he almost exclusively replies with just a single emoji and nothing more) for the last year and a half (other than the 9 month chunk of that where he ghosted you before randomly sliding back into your insta DMs at 4am one day) that you’ve never met in person (you scheduled something once last March and then he cancelled last minute and never asked to reschedule) rematches with you on tinder as of today? Is that a situationship? Or have I discovered a new level of dating hell?

[lollobarcollomanonmollo]

Twitter oomfie pointed out that i follow terfs

[beepject]

I LOVE YOI DR FIZZ AAAHHHH AAAHHHH AHHHH AAHHHH AAHAHAHAHAAH AHHHHH AHHH HELP M3AHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHH HELPVME PELEAEE HAHHHHHHA AHHHHHHHH AAAHHHHHHHAHAHHH HAHHHHH AHHHHHHH

[cerealcruncherr]

do you guys ever wonder if youre trans and then cry

[jussbliss]

Job interview today😌

Dress good = feel good =hire me mf

[paul-ster]

Oliver is bestest boi

We Stan Oliver

I want to bundle him up and tell him that there’s a monster under the bed

[localfandom]

Guys help i finally gave in now what

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing