#Am i cooked?

[beachyma]

new fic 😛 wyaaa !!

[genny-grotesque]

it is my duty, as someone who ships a rarepair, to draw shitty fanart based on memes about them

based on this:

[evilfrogcereal29]

Pregnant nikto this pregnant nikto that,

WHEN ARE WE GONNA TALK ABOUT PREGNANT KRUEGER?!?! That man is such a cocky confident fuck he needs to be taken down a peg, impregnated, and taken care of pls <33 i could go on aughgsjsgsjgssh

[gallonwghost]

Why is she so :3

[wiidvw]

...this gonna sound a little crazy, but imagine johnny cage fucking you with his oscar...

[fangirlpostsfangirlthings]

got a paper due tonight and math exam tomorrow wish me luck guys 😺

[imposterlettuce]

the spectrum brainrot is really getting to me guys

[bookskiver]

Had a dream where I met and got a picture with thomas brodie sangster

He was just chilling at my nana and grandads house

[honeyedmiller]

i wasn’t nervous for this interview until i pulled up to the place. fuck 😭

[wannabeyakuza]

Listening to IGOR by Tyler The Creator and imagining myself being in a unrequited love with Rodya to the point where I'd gladly be led on for a very long time only for her to shut me down then have it all circle right back around into being violent, vitriol filled unrequited love the instant I see her talking to literally anyone else. Romantic feelings or not. Does anyone else feel this way when listening to music and thinking of their favs? This is a normal human thought process right?

[gottagetshiver]

What’s the term for when a guy you’ve been talking to (he sends you a sexual meme once every 8-10 business days and when you send one back, he almost exclusively replies with just a single emoji and nothing more) for the last year and a half (other than the 9 month chunk of that where he ghosted you before randomly sliding back into your insta DMs at 4am one day) that you’ve never met in person (you scheduled something once last March and then he cancelled last minute and never asked to reschedule) rematches with you on tinder as of today? Is that a situationship? Or have I discovered a new level of dating hell?

[lollobarcollomanonmollo]

Twitter oomfie pointed out that i follow terfs

[tua-five]

Guys, how bad is it that I didn't finish 1/4 of my in class essay..?

(Thank goodness I get an extra 10 minutes. But that's on Tuesday, so I'll have 4 days of not thinking of it...)

[beepject]

I LOVE YOI DR FIZZ AAAHHHH AAAHHHH AHHHH AAHHHH AAHAHAHAHAAH AHHHHH AHHH HELP M3AHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHH HELPVME PELEAEE HAHHHHHHA AHHHHHHHH AAAHHHHHHHAHAHHH HAHHHHH AHHHHHHH

[jussbliss]

Job interview today😌

Dress good = feel good =hire me mf

[paul-ster]

Oliver is bestest boi

We Stan Oliver

I want to bundle him up and tell him that there’s a monster under the bed