#Am I cursed?

[werewolf-cuddles]

Me, after seeing Joker 2: Well, that was pretty neat. Not as good as the first one, but that was always going to be a tough act to follow, and I can't really say I didn't enjoy this one. I wonder what everyone else thinks...

...

Oh god damn it, not again.

[stardewstardropthoughts]

Did I break my toes? Stay tuned to find out ✨ (seriously tho I just got hired at a new job what the fuck man)

[cybernetixxx]

It feels like the word wants me to keep failing.

It won't let me improve my looks even a little.

My hair can't be good because the hairdressers never listen to my requests. I'm not assertive enough. I wish it wasn't that hard to make them listen to you. This is a service I pay for so this is not fair. This should be enough for them just to take my requests and not modify it by their preferations. I will have to live with what they leave me with, not them.

I also can't get my teeth straightened without sacrificing my health. The orthodontist said they will have to remove some of my healthy teeth to put braces on me. My teeth are already fragile and I've paid plenty of money to save them and keep them at their best. And now they give me such an ultimatum? Like that's so unfair. I asked my colleague, who also wears braces if she had her teeth removed and she was surprised to hear that. So why does this happen to me but not other people?

I also wanted to try contact lenses as not to have to wear glasses because of my visual impairment. Ofc I look uglier in glasses but I also hate them because they get dirty every 5 minutes and I hate the feeling of having them on my face. After a longer time it hurts a bit (like my nose and ears). So whenever I can I don't wear them but then I see much worse. Contact lenses would help me but for some reason my eyes don't want to accept them. Even when I'm at the point of putting them when I see them glued to my eye, when I close the eye it just pops out... I get so annoyed by this. To finally make it I have to do like 30 tries even sometimes... Per each eye. I don't have that much time before I leave for work. So I'm just forced to wear glasses. This might be because my eyes are small but that's not my fault? Why have you designed contact lenses only for big-eyed people?

Why does the universe want me to stay ugly? I'm already paying money to do everything I can to fix this but it laughs in my face anyway saying that won't fix a thing. I fucking hate life... It's so hard for people like me. I can't wait for AI to take over and won't be able to refuse to cut my hair the way I want (I have so many pictures of different angles of a hairstyle I want, I'm that oversensitive at this point and it's still not enough) and will find new ways of fixing teeth and sight for different types of people, even for apparently such unique and pathetic individuals as me.

[75percentbullshit]

So I was dreaming you see and in said dream I was doing something, I'm not sure what it was but it was weird. And then, out of nowhere, Jeff Bezos puts a hand on my shoulder and says: "My homie in queer, what the fuck are you doing?" With the same cadence as 'My brother in christ'.

I then proceded to wake up at 4 am, unable to go back to sleep.

[ghostextremist]

The last time I had a concert to go to, a tree fell on my car that morning, and now today when I have a concert my car battery DIES and my coworker has to jumpstart me 😭💀

[1864reruns]

il actually going to kill myself i had to close my phone for like 30min

OVER WHAT 😭😭😭😭

[mothwithpronouns]

First my watch then my headphones now my glasses, why is every item that is important to my functioning breaking??

[sulkykitty]

Got to work and my bag spilled a pack of pads and my kratom pills all over the floor in front of some guy then I lost my phone wtf

[oblivioustoast]

man i don’t know what to tag my art on my art blog most of the time- but it looks like even when i have a fandom tag, it doesn’t show up in the search anyway????

[vroomian]

why is it when i put time aside to work on bfiasc i get fucking sick

[thesparrow1996]

meghan fitzmartin….. wrote the rwby justice league crossover movie………

[not-av-ampire]

my screen is glitching when i look at this for some reason

While I do have some odd hobbies this recommendation is a bit much.

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[lazylittledragon]

can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

[barkeroodle]

… I just needed an excuse to draw cursed cat Alastor before it dies out

[author-isation]

Just woke up screaming the name of a stone age god of doom and apocalypse from my dream on the top of my lungs…

Am I doomed by the narrative?