#Also my anons 😩���

[httpiastri]

Yes Paul’s hands are wow but can we talk about Pepe’s hands 🙏🧎‍♀️

we DEFINITELY can!!!!!!!

though after looking at these pics yet again, im speechless… i have no words……

[just-bendy]

Is Sammy buff..? The shirt has me questioning things…

[ Shirtless warning ]

(( of course 😌👍 ))

(( curvy woman 😍💕))

[foolsocracy]

are u @/martinimanhuntr on twitter?

yeeeaah but I don’t really have much on there rn. I’ve been using it just to see other dc happenings on twt & lurking but maybe I’ll try to post more art there if I remember to 😭

[neverchecking]

it’s hard thought hours with the triplets (bc i only have ideas for them rn WLWLSKA)

so somehow they got Reader away from the rest of the chain, either they got separated after going through a portal or they just ran away or something. Cal, Wild, and Sage are once again fighting over Reader and at this point Reader is just tired of the constant bickering. it’s not that they don’t like the attention, not at all, that’s actually really hot and ego boosting. but after weeks of hearing the same argument between the three Links it gets old real quick. so one day they just snap and orders them to figure it out amongst themselves or else (there’s no real threat behind those words, Reader is just putting some pressure to see what they’ll do)

the three just stare at Reader dumbfounded, not at all used to this side of their God(dess). but soon the shock melts into heat in their core. the three heroes glance between each other and know they have the same thought.

“let us compete to ravage you, love, and you can decide who’s the best of us”

none of them got any sleep that night and Reader had to be carried the next few days

(I just want the triplets to bend me like a lawn chair 😩)

-🐝

🐝anon you are FEEDING me-

Reader getting so fed up that they just...snap is so tantalizing. Like the embodiment of 'Walk him like a dog.' And when they tell them 'or else' the boys immediately start catastrophizing. It plays on all their trauma, whether Reader knows it or not, and forces them to make a decision.

So when they do? And it's turned right back around on Reader? UGH 😩😩

But obviously it can't be just a one time thing, oh no. That would put them at a disadvantage! How is it fair that Cal got to their God(dess)'s mouth first? How come Sage gets to toy and stretch them first huh? Why does Wild get to lick and suck at them first? How can they prove all of their strengths and weaknesses on one go around?

There would have to be multiple rounds of competition. Just to be sure of course. Can never be too thorough :)

[kikker-oma]

I absolutely LOVE the idea of drawing fics!! that's so awesome and it would boost other writers so much! ofc anything you draw would be amazing though

As for recommendations, would you be open to like, fanfic that includes LU x reader or specifically just regular fanfic with the boys?

Probably moreso regular fanfics, unfortunately😕 while I do enjoy a good lu x reader fic, I feel like it would be difficult for me to draw self insert characters into the art!

Feel free to recommend it when/if I make the master post though, maybe a certain scene will pop out and I'll be like "I HAVE to draw this!"

And either way(since I KNOW I'll have more than 31 fics recommended to me) it'll be great for me to have fics to read and enjoy! And others may be interested in reading it too if they look at what others are recommending❤️

Thank you for the ask!

[boulevardk]

Are you ever going to write a part 2 to show you the ropes.. 😭

LMAO you know what's so funny is that the next chapter is lying in my drafts maybe 1/3 done and collecting dust 💀 one day i'll finish it but damn is it hard to write a series ‼️ shout out to all the writers like @madamechrissy who can put out entire series bc that shit is SO EXHAUSTING

[hinakyuu]

the way matthew avoids eye contact the entire time barky is talking even when barky is looking at him I'm going insane bestie

i could barely get through watching it bc i could feel how embarrassed and shy they both were, like two school boys with a mutual crush. sasha having a Lot to say for once in one sitting and matthew being shy about it???? yeah. i live here now. at least matty wasn’t blatantly red in the face like poor barky 😭

side note: wasn’t the original question “how special of a player is he, especially in those big moments as you’ve seen throughout the series?” ??? and then sasha proceeds to awkwardly gush about how matthew brings everyone together off the ice and how he talks to him, how he’s a great person, etc. ​i believe his words were “unbelievable” and “unreal”

anyway. send help

[chasing-chimeras]

And if I said Apostate Theo x Noble. Grey warden(former templar) Liam.......

idk who you are but i would propose on both knees (and also inform you that a few months ago i typed up an eighteen page outline for almost this exact concept)

[httpiastri]

jackie!!!!! i should be sleeping i start classes tomorrow but the oscar smut was so good i almost spontaneously combusted 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 ur so good at writing love u bad !!! i hope ur day goes well not sure what time it is where u are 💘💘💘-💪

darling 😭 aren’t you the sweetest 🥺 thank you so much! that means a lot to me!! i’m very glad you enjoyed it, i love u tons 💗💗 how’s first day of classes? are you enjoying it? is it exciting? pls have some oscar arms as motivation to get you through the day 😚😚

[coffeeshib]

okay look

fuck. you have so many achingly beautiful works and convey such a wonderful scope of emotions in your stories.

i am enraptured, constantly, by the way you're able to write the characters. nothing (nobody) feels out of place. in fact, it all feels remarkably *right*.

like so many of your words feel like the pieces of the puzzle falling, ever so gently, into place whether it's an au or a seamless offering of what the show never gave us (but should have).

so, sincerely – thank you for writing the breath back into my lungs when life feels like it is drowning me.

(it's stupid late and this is probably a mess, but i'm trying to be better about expressing my gratitude for those that offer comfort through their art)

AAAAAAAAA wow guys thank!!!!! it’s just a silly little fic about being horny but also handling/caring for one another at their lows but it’s close to my heart so it makes me h*ppy to hear all this

[butmakeitgayblog]

Nepo babies like Maya Rudolph, Jane Fonda, Jamie Lee Curtis. And adc ofc. They’re all self aware but at the same time really put in the work and keep their mouths shut. Not to mention so freakin talented

It's her likes on social media that always make me chuckle. She knows her lane and she sticks to it. We love bad bitches who do that

[of-mutts-and-men]

Ok a lil bit of a fail tonight I got my dildo in but it just hurt too much so I took it out :(((

[leonsliga]

Can we just talk about leon on too tight Football shorts and pants. Likeeeeee pls that is so frustraring. I think he knows that it gave us ✨🕯💋🤍

An anon of culture I see 😁 He HAS to know what he’s doing to us, there’s no way. Listen, the curls and the titties were already enough on their own. Apparently though, that’s unsatisfactory for our beloved overachiever Leon Whoretzka, so he went one bigger and showed us what he’s REALLY working with. Bestie, let’s just say I’m on the floor 😵🥵😮‍💨

Ya know, this ask has inspired me. You know what that means…

✨Compilation time✨

(Warning: this is gonna be very 18+ of me, so proceed at your own risk, ok?)

Basically, I’d like to direct the jury to the masterpieces below

He didn’t need to pull up his shorts like that, but I’m so glad he did

He’s packing on the low ngl his tits aren’t the only thing that’s big

Leon, you need to start paying my water bill…I drooled buckets and now there’s a shortage 🤤

Action shot (in more ways than one)

I guess Leon wasn’t satisfied with a striptease…mans was about to give us a full show (he did realize he was still on the pitch right?) 

BITCH I COLLAPSED

Last but not least, Leon jr pays us one final visit 🤭 a little parting package gift, if you will

Bonus round:

Me after writing this 😵

[httpiastri]

Speaking of necks... You know who also has a big neck... Starts with P, ends with aul Aron... 👀👀

IVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS SO MUCH LATELY !!!!!! homeboy has a MASSIVE neck and he’s in f3… imagine the day he gets in f1…..

[imreszekeres]

Could the anon that contacted me (only one did so yes you hehe!) please either contact me personally or send me a linkless ask? I do want to thank you very very much and promote what you made!!! And offer ideas/knowledge if you’re up for it!! :^) /gen /pos

[venusiangguk]

haven’t read tao update yet but i was so shocked to see u while scrolling through the tag😭 like audibly gasped lmao i’m so happy ur back !!

i’m actually v happy to be back like now that i have posted i feel much better about being on here 😭