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I was walking out of the Walmart today, and a car passed me, and I got this incredibly vivid impression. It wasn't really in words, but if I had to put it into words, the two key points would be
a). I needed to watch that car and
b). That I needed to be careful, because the driver of the car was a massive bitch.
It kind of took me by surprise, because I really had no reason to be beefing with that car, and I also hadn't really had an impression like that since I was religious, which was in my teen years. Right? It'd been a decade since I had a little voice whisper in my ear, and I'd basically written it off as nonsense.
Anyway, I watched the car, because The Spirits or whatever were very insistent that I did. Car drove fine, went into the parking spot, inched forward, and right when it should've just stopped, the driver gunned it for some reason and it ran into the curb and cracked its bumper.
So, the driver got out, and she went to the front of the car to check that yes, she had cracked her bumper, and then she turned to look at me. The parking lot wasn't empty, but we were the only two people standing in that row, and I'd probably been staring at her for tenish seconds now.
She demanded very angrily to know why I hadn't warned her of the curb. And I could have said I didn't know you were about to gun it or is it my job to help every stranger park, or even could you have even heard me, inside your car?
And all of those would have been fine, but I was really, really busy digesting that I had somehow communed with Mormon Jesus again for the first time in fifteen years, and that the communion had mostly been there to let me watch someone park badly (?), so what I responded with was:
"Because it was foretold."
And I can't tell which would be funnier, if she went silent because there's not much to be said to that, or if she went silent because in Utah, she might actually believe me, but we parted ways without more words.
I'm still kind of digesting this myself, actually.
#Mormon Jesus really wanted me to watch someone crack their bumper?#It was kind of funny to watch#like if this is gods apology i guess i can take it#a decade and a half of radio silence between former highschool friends and then one sends the other a shitpost#and maybe the friendship isnt fixed but its a channel you know?#at least we're talking again#would that all my stupid mistakes could be divine shitposts#amen#Babylon-Lore
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Very much inspired by that Valentine Pin-Up Alastor merch where the only significant change is him having his bow-tie unclipped.
Anyway, happy valentine day sike, it's Aro week and we are begrudgingly going on dates to help our friends with their heist. Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 (end)
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#radio demon#alastor hazbin hotel#charlie hazbin hotel#charlie morningstar#hazbin hotel lucifer#vaggie#my art#we all know who the target is#I'll post him later#an interesting style to try on tbh; tho my style still bleeds out
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Have a meme because I have no self control
Lucifer just seems like the kinda guy who’d lose his mind over ppl being too hot (our bi short king)
I spent way too much effort on this pls like it ily 🙏
Bonus (radioapple) doodles as always (edit: I. I just realised I forgot Al’s monocle in both doodles. I am dying inside. Why did no one tell me.):
#WHY DO ALL OF THEM HAVE A BOWTIE#As usual my handwriting is dogshit hope u enjoy the meme <3#I know Charlie is bi but that also means she likes girls so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#Lucifer has a ‘tHIS biTCH’ expression specially for alastor it’s canon viv told me#hazbin#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin hotel art#hazbin hotel 2024#hazbin art#hazbin lucifer#hazbin angel dust#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel charlie#hazbin charlie#hazbin chaggie#hazbin hotel alastor#radio demon#vivziepop#hazbin hotel lucifer#hazbin hotel angel dust#hazbin hotel anthony#angel dust#alastor#alastor hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel husk#husker#chaggie#charlie x vaggie#thorium.art
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ok au where after becoming archivist jon starts getting into the habit of making vent tiktoks in his car after work because tim showed him how and at first he was like “this is stupid” but then it genuinely started helping him decompress so he just kept doing it in secret. and he eventually he gains a minor following who are becoming increasingly concerned because it goes from “the most INSUFFERABLE statement giver came in today” to “i got fucking KIDNAPPED AGAIN!!!”
#jon posting a tiktok after 6 months of radio silence: i don’t think im human anymore. all my friends are either dead or they hate me.#jonathan sims#tma#the magnus archives#tma au#a completely unserious one#jaspers rambles
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I drew this over a year ago but I guess now is the time to post it.
#hazbin hotel#fanart#hazbin hotel fanart#alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#alastor the radio demon#why did this blow up#thanks i guess#yes the joke is that he's asexual#he's had ENOUGH! of the conversation#genuinely scared at these numbers#oh you've had sex? yeah we'll i've had enough#WHY DID THIS BREAK 1K#WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE#3k notes is insane. insane! i love you all <3
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SO, I wanted to draw the fakeout-makeout scene from the latest chapter of Of Saints and Sinners but I think I got a biiit carried away pfpf
@morningstarwrites you really fed us with this one, ngl 😳
(EDIT: Oh my god, forgot Alastor's stupid antlers in almost every single drawing dndnddm so, uh, replaced now lol (second edit: how did I miss Lucifer's cheeks too? This is what I get for staying up late to draw lmaoo)
#hazbin hotel#hazbin#alastor the radio demon#alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#lucifer morningstar#lucifer#hazbin hotel lucifer#radioapple#of saints and sinners#hazbin hotel fanart#fanart#hazbin hotel fic art#fic fanart#my art#also I couldn't picture those two angels as anything else but two bodyguards with wings pff#like that's the funniest version pfpff#tho in hindsight they're probably more scary#I realize all these drawings are just Lucifer nuzzling Alastor all cutely and Alastor staring into his soul pfpff
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*merlins magic gets exposed in front of the knights*
merlin, magic user: oh fuck
arthur, finally taking this opportunity to pretend as if he just found out merlin has magic after agonizing for the past month on how to bring it up: you have magic?
lancelot, merlin defender, already knew of merlin’s magic: no! i have magic
gwaine, merlin defender, already knew of merlin’s magic, lover of chaos, ride or die: no, i have magic!
mordred, desperate for his hero’s approval bc no matter what he’s done emrys just stares at him with distrust and the poor boy is tired and so close to tears: no…i have magic.
percival, raised by druids and bonded strongly with mordred over that and does Not agree with the persecution of magic in camelot, had an inkling that merlin had magic but no proof: no. i have magic.
*leon and elyan exchange a look, elyan, amused and leon, exhausted, elyan shrugs*
elyan, knows how much gwen adores merlin and completely understands her stance bc merlin…is merlin, down to clown and put on a show, really playing up the dramatics: no! i have magic.
leon, exhausted, has known of merlin’s magic since he stepped foot in camelot, knows of his feelings for arthur and arthur’s feelings for him, knows arthur knows of merlin’s magic and wouldn’t harm him, thinks everyone is being absolutely ridiculous:
*the knights stare hard at leon and even merlin looks slightly offended at leon not jumping to his defense with the rest of the knights, arthur hasn’t said anything and is staring at leon expectantly*
leon, sighing: …no. i have magic.
#radio rebel reveal#>>>#idk if the idea that percival was raised by druids is either canon or a big fandom hc or just something i saw once that stuck with me#but i love it#anyways they’re all idiots#merlin bbc#merlin emrys#arthur pendragon#sir lancelot#sir gwaine#sir mordred#sir percival#sir elyan#sir leon (the long suffering)#(he’s trying to be a brave knight of the realm as he always dreamed to be as a kid. too bad all his friends and king are complete fools)#merthur#idiots of the round table#look me in the eye and tell me i’m wrong#incorrect merlin quotes
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Deer's shed the velvet on their antlers. Alastor is no exception.
Bonus! They also eat it and cannibal besties always share.
+Bonus: Bucks shed their velvet right before rutting season, so take from thar what you will
Follow up post ➡️HERE ⬅️
#when Alastor says he can't go to a meeting#he MEANS it#all the overlords were scarred that day#except Rosie#bestie brought snacks#how sweet of him :3#slid of bit of radiostatic in there for you guys#vox we know what you are#a unabashed Alastor simp#the overlords are my sitcom#they're my version of “Keeping Up with the Kardashians”#they're toxic co-workers who are also sometimes silly#fire Overlord guy what the fuck is your name#im calling him Zephar for now#but I've also called him Vephar#but im thinking of changing it#there's also three V's and two other Z's#hazbin hotel#alastor#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#the radio demon#carmilla carmine#hazbin zestial#zestial#hazbin vox#hazbin hotel vox#velvette#the vees#valentino
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здраствуйте можно сделать реакцию на ревность аластора
Translated:
Hi, can I get a reaction to Alastor's jealousy?
Yes.
Jealousy Headcanon 1
Alastor X Reader
Warning! ⚠
⚠ platonic to romantic, violence, all caps in bold italics = SOUND EFFECTS, implied torture/murder, gore? eyeballs, possessive? Alastor wants all of your attention ⚠
Alastor has never felt jealous! How absurd of you to think that! Hahaha! Ha... Who is that demon taking up your attention?
He always had your attention.
You could be talking to the Princess but still focus on him.
Hell, you could be checking in a guest and still keep up with his tale of the day.
But now it was quite odd.
There was a demon coming by the hotel, not to see if they were interested in the cause but to use up his friend's precious time.
Even now the beastly thing walked up to the check in counter and started up a conversation with you.
He watched from the bar.
"Hey! I see its dead as ever in here.", the dragon demon grinned as they leaned on the counter.
"Not true~", you had replied. "I checked in four new guests!"
Yes, you had a knack of persuasion. Able to convince many to do almost anything. Sometimes even him.
"Oh yeah? How many sinners walked in?", the scaled creature leaned close.
Far too close for his liking.
"I just told you how many.", you replied and placed a finger on the dragon's snout, pushing them back as well. "Personal space."
He didn't like this demon.
Everything about them set something off. Their manners, their way of speaking, the way they move-
"Oh come on, I don't bite sugar cake~", the beast took your hand and kissed their way up to your elbow.
The way they t̵̬̥̻͂̿̈́ȏ̴̒͠u̸c̷̈́̊̆́̓͘h̷e̴̖̖͒̓͂͋̎ḑ̴̣̋͜ you.
"Nope!", you yanked your arm away and held it close. "None of that.", you laughed nervously with an uncomfortable smile.
It looked wrong. Your smile should be a happy one.
"I said I don't bite!", they laughed and tried to grab at your arm again. "You know I'm messing! When's your break?", they leaned over the counter, still trying to get at something to pull you closer. "I know a good bar to go to, or we can go to the club! I'd like to see your ass in something a little less-"
"Ew, no.", you rejected and backed away.
"Come on!", they started to climb on the counter. "Its just one time! I'll even help you get in and out of your clothes.", they grabbed onto your sleeve.
That's ENOUGH!
He quickly shadow traveled and snatched the wrist of the dragon.
"I believe they said no."
The beast growled with a sneer before looking at him, freezing up once realizing who had their wrist.
"I was just joking man. Haha..", the dragon looked between him and you. "I understand! I'll back away. The slut is yours."
"Excuse me!?", you said angrily.
His antlers grew, the low static that hummed now raising up in volume.
"₵₳ⱤɆ ₮Ø ⱤɆ₱Ɇ₳₮ ₮Ⱨ₳₮?"
"The slut-"
SNAP
He held the demon's snout shut as they screamed and cried over their broken wrist.
"Now, there is a no killing rule in the hotel.", he said and then grinned menacingly. "But that doesn't apply outside."
His smile widened after seeing the panic in their eyes.
"Dear.", he turned to face you. "Has this guest overstayed their welcome?"
You stared at the beast with such a terrifyingly hateful glare.
"Yes they have.", you replied, crossing your arms. "I'd like to keep a souvenir, for memories."
And then you gave him that lovely smile.
"Alastor, do you think you could get me a dragon eye or two? I hear they make nice details to things."
"I'll make sure to get them.", he released the demon, only for his tendrils to take hold of them. "I won't be long.", he reassured, lifting up your hand to kiss the back of it.
He saw you blush before he 'escorted' the demon outside.
After finishing up (and calling Niffty to clean up), he returned with two freshly picked dragon eyes.
You thanked him with an odd little gleam in your eyes. No doubt your mind jumping idea to idea of what you could create with them.
Now with the pest gone, he would have your attention again.
Just like he wanted
"Thank you Alastor. I'll be able to make something interesting with these."
"I can't wait to see what you make this time."
Perhaps he'll ask you that question sooner than later.
Of course he has to prepare everything to properly court you.
I am using a website to translate requests. Please let me know if I have translated anything wrong.
~Seline, the person.
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#alastor#alastor hazbin hotel#hazbin alastor#x reader#hazbin hotel alastor#alastor the radio demon#gn reader#the radio demon#alastor x reader#headcanons#alastor headcanons#jealousy#implied murder#implied torture#gore?#eyeballs#this turned out more like a fic#he do want all your attention tho
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The mercs show off baby photos
Inspired by a post by prajjna
#team fortress 2#tf2#myart#dude kid engie looking like beat jet set radio lmao#btw i drew all of these just for the soldier punchline#tf2 soldier#tf2 sniper#tf2 demoman#tf2 scout#tf2 heavy#tf2 medic#tf2 engineer
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Don’t know if I ship it, but I do want them to have as many scenes together as possible…
#grey art#fan art#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin lucifer#hazbin alastor#the radio demon#radioapple#duckiedeer#both of those are cute ship names1!#they are living in my house all the time#their power dynamic is way interesting#cause Alastor HATES when powerful people don’t respect him#and lucifer is just a depressed king who can’t help it!#he’s been going through some stuff he can’t keep up with everything his citizens are up to.#I love them
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absolutely normal about the new lore drop
#gravity falls#the book of bill#bill cipher#scalene cipher#euclid cipher#OKAY hear me out#been seeing a lot of stuff with them to “we'll meet again”#got me wanting humanized ciphers all to look like a mayonnaise advertisement family in 50s#yes i drew them listening to fallout radio playlists
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Failed possession?
no way, roo??? she's kinda fun to draw
also is possessed Al design slaps or it's just me
#hazbin hotel#hazbin#alastor hazbin hotel#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#alastor the radio demon#radio demon#the radio demon#roo hazbin hotel#root of all evil#hazbin roo#hazbin root of all evil#hazbin hotel roo#hazbin art#hazbin comic#Elsa Fogen Art tag
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The colorblind Alastor headcanon is so fun to think about I made an entire comic page about it pls be proud of me guys
He chose the more vibrant one lol (if image quality is bad pls click on it)
Bonus doods (Alastor admitted the truth):
#if you noticed my Alastor design changing all the time pls ignore#I’m experimenting w my style to see what I like more#I did most of this on a 13h flight y’all bye I’m 🛌#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin hotel#alastor#alastor hazbin hotel#hazbin alastor#hazbin art#hazbin hotel alastor#radio demon#hazbin hotel 2024#lucifer hazbin hotel#hazbin lucifer#lucifer magne#lucifer hazbin#hazbin hotel lucifer#lucifer morningstar#lucifer x alastor#alastor x lucifer#radioapple#duckiedeer#appleradio#thorium.art
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Edits with my redesigns of the main cast of:
HAZBIN HOTEL !!
(refs of them here)
Charlie Morningstar ★
Alastor the radio demon ★
Angel dust ★
Vaggie ★
Husk ★
Niffty ★
Here are the originals, hope u like it !!
#art#ref art#redesign#character redesign#hazbin hotel redesign#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel art#hazbin hotel edit#hazbin hotel fanart#alastor the radio demon#angel dust#niffty#husk#charlie morningstar#vaggie#I loved doing these#I have charlie and alastor from so long ago#but I wanted to post em all at the same time#I love how they all turned out
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changyang’s newest hualian fanarts!
#I will keep adding new fanarts of changyang in this blogpost so make sure to check the og post ♡#changyang compiled all their hualian fanarts in chronological order and they said that the radio drama inspired them to draw lately#I apologize for the last post. I mistook these illustrations as part of the radio drama’s official art#tgcf#天官赐福#tian guan ci fu#mo xiang tong xiu#mxtx#heaven officials blessing#heaven official’s blessing#heaven official's blessing#mxtx novels#xie lian#hua cheng#hualian#mxtx characters#hualian fanart#changyang#tgcf fanart#tgcf ad art#tgcf audio drama
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