#Alistair Afton

[linkles-art-blog]

Hey out there, FNAF fandom! I’ve had this sitting in my drafts for months now, but I wanted to finally introduce ya’ll to my designs for the Afton family (based heavily in many of the FNAF official arts, but with a few unique twists, and in my own style, plus my OC on the second from the right, whom I’ll talk about another time.)

I also made a version without my OC, for ya’ll canon-only Afton family lovers:

I really wanted Michael to have a sort of “I really don’t wanna be here, I don’t feel like I fit in, but I also don’t have a choice” look on his face…

I could talk a lot more about this painting, but I’ll probably get into it later, instead. lol

Anyway! Hope y’all enjoy. 💕 I have a fair number more FNAF arts to show y’all, but we’ll get to them in time!

Do not repost this artwork anywhere without my explicit permission or claim it as your own. See F.A.Q.s for details.

Songs I listened to while drawing this:

I honestly don’t remember, but probably a lot of stuff from my FNAF songs playlist and also listening to/watching this incredible FNAF lore video for the umpteenth time. 🥺💕

[hes-a-rat-whisperer]

not much to see here fellas, just two men behind the slaughter..

[rats-and-clovers]

"fancy seeing you here~"

[potatowithahat]

Yeah you know that 'smash' cake meme? Me and one of my friends decided to do more of a smash ultimate Cake

Yes we finished it at two thirty in the morning. All characters listed under cut

Sun drop (fnaf)

William Afton/Dave miler (fnaf)

Young Gravy

Karnes (bg3)

Miguel o'hera (into the spider verse)

Hobie Brown (see above)

Alastor (hasbin)

Hannibal Lector (Hannibal)

Will Graham (Hannibal)

The punisher (punisher)

Shota Aizawa (mha)

Lt. Dan (forest gump)

Viktor (Arcane)

L (death note)

Kinger (Tadc)

Geronimo Stilton

Enver Gortash (bg3)

Henry of Wales (red white and royal blue)

Alexander Clairmont whatshisfuck (see above)

Serious black (heary potta)

Magnus Rasmodius (Sdv)

Captain Hook (once upon a time)

The Narrator (tsp)

Steede bonnet (ofmd)

Spider noir (into the spiderverse)

Blackbeard/ edd (ofmd)

Crowley (Good Omens)

Hannibal Lector (Silence of the lambs)

Aziraphale (Good Omens)

Astarion (Baldur's Gate 3)

Harvey (Stardew Valley)

Gale Dekarios (Baldur's Gate 3)

Nicholas Devereaux (Princess Diaries 2)

Fenris (Dragon Age 2)

Rowan Whitethorn (Throne of Glass)

Xaden Riorson (Fourth Wing)

Jack Frost (Rise of the Guardians)

James Buchanan 'Bucky' Barnes (Marvel)

Satoru Gojo (Jujitsu Kaisen)

Inigo Montoya (The Princess Bride)

The Emperor (Baldur's Gate 3)

Loki Laufeyson (Marvel)

John Hancock (Fallout 4)

Kaiden Alenko (Mass Effect)

Manon Blackbeak (Throne of Glass)

Pietro Maximoff (Marvel)

Robert Joseph MacCready (Fallout 4)

Alistair (Dragon Age Origins)

Garrus Vakarian (Mass Effect)

Zevran Arainai (Dragon Age Origins)

Haymitch Abernathy (The Hunger games)

[totaledbloom]

'Smash' Cake!!!!

Sooooo, my friend texts me at way-too-late-o'clock last night, and asks me if I've seen the smash cake trend, where you put celebrity crushes/fictional crushes on a cake, and thus, it's a smash cake. Of course I immediately got up and went to her house, helped bake a cake at midnight, and frosted it. And. GUYS. THERE ARE OVER FIFTY PEOPLE ON THIS CAKE. IT'S AWESOME!!!!! I will try to tag all of them, and post some pictures!!!!!!

Who's on it, you ask?

Crowley (Good Omens)

Hannibal Lector (Silence of the lambs)

Aziraphale (Good Omens)

Astarion (Baldur's Gate 3)

Harvey (Stardew Valley)

Gale Dekarios (Baldur's Gate 3)

Nicholas Devereaux (Princess Diaries 2)

Fenris (Dragon Age 2)

Rowan Whitethorn (Throne of Glass)

Xaden Riorson (Fourth Wing)

Jack Frost (Rise of the Guardians)

James Buchanan 'Bucky' Barnes (Marvel)

Satoru Gojo (Jujitsu Kaisen)

Inigo Montoya (The Princess Bride)

The Emperor (Baldur's Gate 3)

Loki Laufeyson (Marvel)

John Hancock (Fallout 4)

Kaiden Alenko (Mass Effect)

Manon Blackbeak (Throne of Glass)

Pietro Maximoff (Marvel)

Robert Joseph MacCready (Fallout 4)

Alistair (Dragon Age Origins)

Garrus Vakarian (Mass Effect)

Zevran Arainai (Dragon Age Origins)

Sundrop (Five Nights at Freddy’s)

William Afton/Dave Miler (Five Nights at Freddy’s)

Young Gravy

Karniss (Baldur’s Gate 3)

Miguel O'hera (Into the Spider Verse)

Hobie Brown (Into the Spider Verse)

Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)

Hannibal Lector (Hannibal)

Will Graham (Hannibal)

The Punisher (Punisher)

Shota Aizawa (My Hero Acadamia)

Lieutenant Dan (Forrest Gump)

Viktor (Arcane)

L (Death Note)

Kinger (The Amazing Digital Circus) 

Geronimo Stilton 

Enver Gortash (Baldur’s Gate 3)

Henry of Wales (Red White and Royal Blue)

Alexander Clairmont Diaz (Red White and Royal Blue) 

Sirius Black (Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban) 

Magnus Rasmodius (Stardew Valley)

Captain Hook (Once Upon a Time) 

The Narrator (The Stanley Parable)

Steede bonnet (Our Flag Means Death)

Spider noir (Into the Spider Verse) 

Blackbeard/ edd (Our Flag Means Death) 

Haymitch Abernathy (The Hunger Games)

Moondrop (Five Nights at Freddy's)

Anyways! This was tons of fun, and I definitely recommend doing this activity!!!!! Sleep well!

[therealvinelle]

What is the most batshit gift you could make up for a vampire or hybrid?

You can take ANYONE you want regardless of anything like oh they never interacted like that DOESN'T. matter!

Just anyone you want to build the ultimate gift in ten generations or less. (I'm a sims player btw that's why that generation number is so high)

I feel he already exists, his name is Afton, his gift is he's invisible if you don't look at him. Can't improve upon that.

If you put a gun to my head, though...

Alistair and Siobhan combine forces (unclear how exactly since she's infertile) to create a tracker who can find people if he has no intention of finding them and in fact wasn't looking to find them. He'll just turn around and whoever is standing in front of him must be who he was looking for.

He reasons the universe must have led him to this point in the time-space continuum for a reason and every encounter has a deeper, mystical meaning to it.

"I'm a cosmic tracker," he says to anyone who asks.

[volturialice]

If Alistar and Bella had an offspring, what would the gift outcomes look like?

jhskajlghsjfan are we doing vampire superpower selective breeding today?? I feel like I keep seeing asks about gifts passed down through generations.

I guess Alistair and Bella both have "don't look at me" powers, so maybe some type of invisibility, like Afton's gift? a more physical shield, or even an ability to disappear off radar or scramble technology? there are lots of possibilities tbh.

but also...while canon implies that some gifts are hereditary, it also outright states that gifts are a more intense and literal manifestation of a person's strongest personality traits as a human. those things don't necessarily go together, IMO! sure, bella is implied to have inherited her gift from her dad (and Reveille from her grandmother) but charlie could just as easily have had a super extroverted daughter, or one who was really outdoorsy and had a knack for hunting/tracking/fishing, or literally anything. personally, if I were writing some kind of next-gen OC, I wouldn't limit myself to versions of their parents' gifts.

[gh-verse]

Some GH Verse x FNAF AU Design things…🤭

🦊 (Liam/Foxy): Fennec

🐤 (Maddie/Chica): Cici (short for Ciceron)

🐰 (Anna/Bonnie): Belle

🐻 (Tavy/Freddy): Fitzgerald

Now Introducing Madonna Pierre as William Afton and Alistair Lamoliatte as The Puppet (and Henry Emily—smooshed together the narrative roles for Reasons). They need a divorce So Bad.

Lore Below The Cut! 📌

Anna and Liam are Madonna and Alistair’s kids (per canon), and our tragic little tale of woe begins when Liam Mysteriously Disappears. Liam was known for being a rebellious child, so at first everyone thought they had simply run away...But the way the couple was acting in the aftermath had some of the neighbors raising eyebrows--Madonna was making a spectacle of her grief, while Alistair stood silently nearby, almost looking...defeated. it was very odd behavior for parents who's kid was only reported missing.

Suspicions only heightened when their other kid later died in a Freak Accident. Not much information on the case was disclosed made available to the public, since the files had been sealed. They just know it involved her "tampering" around with some of the animatronic parts the family kept in the basement.

Maddie was one of the neighborhood kids who was close friends with the both of them growing up. Strangely enough, she also went missing. Its spectated by a few that she might’ve seen something she shouldn’t have.

There’s a pretty substantial time skip that happens here, ultimately culminating in the Pizzeria being shut down (TL;DR Alistair goes missing after Going off The Shits making robotic replicas of his kids and their dead friend and without him, the business just kind of fell apart).

Tavy is the security guard. At least...At first. He used to go to the pizzeria all the time as a kid and when he saw the job ad he immediately applied.

And…well. It’s FNAF. You know how it goes 💀.

Their brains all got a little scrambled egg post death and how much comes back depends on the person. Right after is probably the most Blank Slate things get though. Gotta give them a few days to cook.

Liam and Maddie pretty much have a handle on things at this point. Liam remembers but is driven by rage and vengeance and sometimes that makes them forget. Per usual, Maddie is the most well-adjusted of the bunch. Meanwhile Anna is over there forgetting she used to be a person half the time (something something getting your frontal lobe bitten out has ramifications post-death 🤭).

[clairelsonao3]

Word Find

My daily tag game catch-up continues! Thanks to @starlit-hopes-and-dreams for this one. Her post is here.

The words I was challenged to find in my WIP were warmth, want, wonder, and wander.

These are all from my YA thriller The Adored (which now has a WIP intro at the link)! It's not super detailed, but I wanted to post at least a summary for reference in case anyone's wondering what it's actually about).

Upstairs, Afton and Alistair got Micah and the warmth of the sun.

"Sometimes I’d hide things down there, stuff I didn’t want to be accused of stealing."

“You know, Isley, your grades say you’re smart, but I’m really starting to wonder.”

"Eventually, I met a guy in my poli sci class who grew up in Newark, and we started wandering through his old neighborhood..."

Maybe the following people want to give this a try? It's totally optional!

Your words to try to find are black, band, blind, and burn.

@romanceandshenanigans @cauchemarlena @smzeszikorova

[hieloyfuegorpg]

Lista personajes canon

Los personajes que van acompañados de un asterisco (*) necesitan casting. Este será de 10 líneas justificadas.

Para hacerlo mediante Tumblr nos podéis pasar el casting por mensaje directo. Podéis encontrar las normas de petición en el siguiente link:

Si queréis saber antes de la apertura del foro la nueva historia de estos personajes hacédnoslo saber ;)

CULLENS

Carlisle Cullen*

Rosalie Hale*

SWAN

Isabella Swan*

Anabelle Robin*

VULTURIS

Aro Vulturi* - Sulpicia Vulturi*

Cayo Vulturi* - Athenodora Vulturi*

Marco Vulturi*

-----------------------------------------

Alice Brandom Vulturi*

Edward A. Vulturi*

Charlie Swan Vulturi - Renée Dwyer Vulturi

Chelsea Vulturi - Afton Vulturi

Jane Vulturi*

Alec Vulturi*

Felix Vulturi

Demetri Vulturi

Heidi Vulturi

Renata Vulturi

DENALÍ

Eleazar Denalí - Carmen Denalí

Tanya Denalí

Kate Denalí

Irina Denalí

Emmett McCarty*

AMAZONAS

Zafrina

Kachiri

Senna

Esme Platt*

ROMANOV

Stefan Romanov* - Hyun Myeong-Suk *

Vladimir Romanov*

Jasper Whitlock  Romanov*

Cupo de 4 pj para guardia Rumana

HYUN

Stefan Romanov - Hyun Myeong-Suk*

Hyun Hyo-ri

Hyun Sun-hee

Hyun Eun-yeong

Hyun Ha-neul

EGIPCIO

Amun - Kebi

Benjamin - Tia

NÓMADAS

James Witherdale

Laurent Da Revin

Victoria Sutherland

Huilen

Joham

Garrett

IRLANDÉS

Siobhan - Liam

Maggie

NÓMADAS AMERICANOS

Peter - Charlotte

Randall

Mary

NÓMADAS EUROPEOS

Alistair

Charles - Makenna

HÍBRIDOS

Nahuel

Serena

Maysun

Jennifer

AQUELARRE LUZ DE LUNA

Selene Bewitched

Lucas Sefton

Kiran Blocksberg

Natasha Grimhilde

AQUELARRE GUARDIANES DEL EQUILIBRIO

Ethan Hazel

Alexander Maclay

Amélie Dubois

SALLOW

Gabriel Sallow

Kira Sallow

Adam Sallow

Emma Sallow

QUILEUTES

Sam Uley

Leah Clearwater

Quil Ateara

Embry Call

Paul Lahote

Jared

Seth Clearwater

Collin

Brady

HUMANOS

Jacob Black*

Claire

Rachel Black

Rebecca Black

Kim

Sue Clearwater

Billy Black

Emily Young

Tyler Crowley

Lauren Mallory

Mike Newton

Jessica Stanley

Ángela Weber

Eric Yorkie

[jessicanjpa]

Feeling overstimulated tonight, might go hang out with Renata, Afton, or Alistair

except none of them want to hang out

[hes-a-rat-whisperer]

Springtrap: "I´m- I´m just very insecure about my body.."

Alistair: "you have metal skin, a beartrap jaw and you eat kidneys! STOP BEING INSECURE AND JUST EMBRACE IT!!"

[rats-and-clovers]

"fancy seeing you here~"

[partyz0ne]

Dances batim au

Top is character sketches ( im still figuring out whose who )

and the bottom is Williams toon character, Alistair Angel ( lame I know I wanted Davey angel or something but i didn't know if it sounded good )

It's just a neat lil project I'm doing nothing official

[moonice20408]

Smeyer is obsessed with teenagers fr

So, after seeing this post by @the-most-pathetic-edge-marquis, I ended up going through the Illustrated Guide a bit more thoroughly to look at the ages of all the Twilight Vamps when they were turned. It's a bit creepy honestly, and the woman the woman is for sure not trying to hide her knks with these mostly teenagers. 

And i dunno, quick fic info sheet if it helps anyone 🤷‍♀️

Edward – 17

Bella – 18

Alice – 19

Jasper – 19

Emmett – 20

Rosalie – 18

Esme – 26

Carlisle – ‘Approximately’ 23. I would like to take the time to mention that people did know the date when he was alive, so the fact Carlisle canonly doesn’t know his exact age is ridiculous. AND ALSO the London sewers had not been created at this time, so how was he killed by sewer vamps smeyer!?

Victoria – Born in the 1550s, transformed late 1560s, at around 18.

James – Born around 1780, turned around 1805, making him about 25. 🚩

Laurent – DOB 1700s, turned around 1740s at about 40.

Eleazar - DOB 1700s. Transformed in 1700s.

Carmen – DOB 1700s. Transformed in 1700s. Lazy writing. 🙄

Irina – DOB 1000s. Transformed 1000s.

Kate (full name Katrina I just learnt) - DOB 1000s. Transformed 1000s.

Tanya - DOB 1000s. Transformed 1000s. We get it smeyer, you can't be bothered...

Garrett – DOB mid 1700’s. Transformed around 1780. Won’t lie. I read that wrong at first and thought he was 80 for a sec…

There is not really any info on the girl’s mother, Sasha, that isn’t in the books, but the immortal child, Vasilii, she created was 3.

Aro – Ok, so the guide says ‘Born around 1300 BC’ and ‘Transformed around 1260 BC’ But at the bottom of the same page says he was ‘transformed in his mid-20’s’ so ????

Marcus – ‘Transformed before he was 20’ But at the top of the page has his DOB as ‘Around 1350 B.C’ and his date of transformation ‘Unknown’… Like girl can you not do simple math!?

Caius – Late 40’s. But same as Marcus, has a DOB but and unknown date for his transformation.

Sulpicia – Described as a ‘lovely young orphan’ 😶

Didyme – No age, but is younger than Aro.

Athenodora – No real description, was already turned when she met Caius.

Alec – 12 or 13

Jane – 12 or 13

Demetri – DOB around 1000 AD. Transformation after 1000 AD. Thanks smeyer, very helpful.

Felix – Mans got no birthdays 😔

Heidi – DOB before 1550. Transformed before 1550. Yup, ‘before’ on both dates. How can this woman give everyone an exact height, but lose interest with the birthdays? You size-kink is showing smeyer.

Renata – Around 20. Why does this random character who doesn’t show up until the end have an age, but my man felix got nothin!?

Chelsea – DOB before 1100AD. Transformation after 1100AD. Girl just pick a number 😤

Afton – No dates

Corin – No dates

Santiago – No dates

Amun – Born before 2500 BC, but no indication of age.

Kebi - Born before 2500 BC, but no indication of age.

Benjamin – Born sometime between 1790 – 1800. Transformed sometime between 1805 – 1820 at age 15. HE IS 15!?!?!?! 👶

Tia – As a human, she was 3 years younger than Benjamin. But she was turned 5 years after him when she was 17. They are also distantly related. Because of course they are 🥴

Liam – Born around 1615, turned around 1651, making him 36.

Siobhan – Born around 1490, turned around 1510, at approximately 20.

Maggie – Born 1832, turned 1847, also 15! 👶

Maria – No DOB, but transformed 1800’s or earlier, at 19

Lucy – No dates.

Nettie – No dates

Stefan – Unknown DOB, turned before 1000 BC.

Vladimir - Unknown DOB, turned before 1000 BC. Also, smeyer did enough research to know Romania was not yet a country when these two were turned, but didn’t know about the London sewer system. My girl, get 👏 it 👏together👏

Alistair – Born around 1300, transformed around 1320, so is around 20

Peter – Born between 1860 and 1920. Turn between 1860 and 1920. Just pick a number woman.

Charlotte – Born between 1920 and 1925. Turned around 1938, at 18. Smeyer, just say she was born in 1920, why is it so hard for you to do that. The amount of times I’ve written ‘around’ is starting to piss me off. JUST DECIDE. IT IS LITTERALLY UP TO YOU. 😤😤😤

Kachiri – No dates

Senna – No dates

Zafrina – No dates. Rude. We know why. 🙃

[therealvinelle]

I would 100 percent love a rundown of every vampire and how they would react to the option to be human again.

... every vampire..?

I guess we’re doing this.

Afton is more useless to the Volturi than ever. This changes nothing, in part because nobody notices. Afton dies of old age in a cry for attention.

Alec can have puberty?! Get tall? Have sex? Sign him the fuck up. Alec spends ten years as a human. Unfortunately it turns out he has the worst genes, so he stops at 5 feet and doesn’t grow an inch taller. He is Volterra’s short king. Even more unfortunate is the fact that the ladies still see him as a kid and would feel weird about sleeping with him, so no luck on that front either. (Somehow, Jane is both taller and gets all the hawt dewds)

Alice would not like this at all. Having a human is nice, that’s fun. Alice loves her Bella Barbie. Being a human? Oh god no.

Alistair’s whole thing is that he’s living as a hermit because he’s terrified of everyone and everything. If he became human again, he would still be a hermit, but lacking any of the survival skills or basic equipment that human hermits accrue he would quickly die out there in the wild.

Amun might just be the oldest vampire in the world, and he has been a god. Going back to being human would be too low, it would be the greatest humiliation imaginable. Hard no from Amun.

Anne was Victoria’s sister, the two girls were impoverished and Anne prostituted herself to feed them. Since she was executed by the Volturi within that same century, she would be returning to that same, horrible life. All the nopes, Anne gets her creator to turn her again.

Aro would be very practical about it, I think, and find someone to turn him back before the plague got him. Though I’m sure he’d be too curious not to try for himself the modern, global, human cuisine, so whoever was turning him has to sit by and wait while Aro drinks all the margaritas and eats all the sushi. And probably human flesh, gotta know what it tastes like from the other side

Athenodora has spent a very long time in that tower tripping on Corin’s gift. As she walks into the Volterra town square she has a full on Plato’s cave allegory epiphany, as she realizes that the tower was a fever dream and the real world is blurry and she doesn’t want to eat anybody. She comes to the conclusion that vampires aren’t real.

Bella would feel like Cinderella at the end of the ball, her beautiful gown turns back into rags and she’s an unworthy human again. Edward is overjoyed she smells delicious is fragile again and refuses to turn her back. Heartbreak ensues.

Benito invented newborn wars, he’s got a million enemies. He better become a vampire again immediately, or he’s dead.

Benjamin is the avatar, which is great. He lives in hiding because Amun has him convinced that Aro would enslave him, which is less great. Being human would not solve this.

Boris was living his best life being a fake Russian noble in the court of Versailles. Being a fake noble as a human is just not as fun, and he finds himself a vampire to get turned back.

Bree was miserable as a vampire, but her life wasn’t great to begin with. She was homeless and starving. I imagine she’d say no to humanity because she had nothing to return to, but this would be a survival move that had nothing to do with what she wanted in life.

Caius has no time for this nonsense, he turns back immediately.

Carlisle I’ve outlined in this post, but to repeat it here he is quite happy being a vampire, humanity has nothing to offer him. His ridiculously large network of friends would be put to good use once again as he tries to find someone who’ll turn him. (He has a surprisingly hard time, as no one wants to risk being the asshole who ate Carlisle Cullen. He eventually comes crawling back to a delighted Aro)

Carlisle’s creator is the lowest of the low, trash who lives in the slums, gets caught by humans, eats half a mob and then lets a newborn loose in the middle of London. This guy is a slob who does not have his life in order. Without vampirism, he starts shooting up under a bridge and dies within a few weeks. He does not get turned back into a vampire because nobody’s touching that.

Carmen would probably want a baby before turning back. The problem with trying to raise a human child as a vampire is that children bleed all the time. Eleazar Jr. scrubs his knee, Carmen goes full Cronus on her son, and Dostoyevsky is proud.

Charles... I don’t know if anybody agreed with my post on Renata, I for one think Luca is horrifying, and based on that Charles would turn back immediately because he’s not leaving Makenna on her own. Not to mention, Charles is one of the few vampires in Twilight who chose his fate.

Charlotte and Peter are living happily, thinking the Cullens are crazy for appreciating humans, so no changes there.

Chelsea might actually be a bit allured by humanity, since this way she can find out once and for all if she can form organic, normal relationships. However, she’s been a vampire for millennia, which makes it impossible for her to relate to humans. She makes no friends, and comes to believe that she is unlovable. She becomes a vampire again and, after an extended existential crisis, eventually becomes Marcus.

Corin would want to try all the human drugs. Gotta find out if weed is better than she is! Unfortunately half of Volterra is hooked on her, and she’s turned before she can find a good dealer.

Didyme would immediately suffer a brain aneurism, and die. Marcus becomes Marcus, but this is ultimately the better timeline since Aro can mourn his sister normally.

Diego’s life was pretty much over since gang members were out to get him, so he’s not returning to humanity anytime soon. Although vampirism means that now everyone he meets is a potential gang member out to get him (indeed, Victoria gets him), so maybe humanity would appear comparatively peaceful.

Demetri seems to be having a cool time being a vampire, so back into the ranks of the unholy he goes.

Edward, oh boy. I can’t imagine it, and I don’t want to.

Eleazar is a pretty self-righteous and sanctimonious fellow, I am sure he would not only choose to remain human, but talk about how noble it is that he’s staying human. He would not enjoy being human.

Emmet would be a miserable human, but to turn back would be to turn his back on Rosalie, and so he would dutifully remain, even as he grew to resent her for it. Once again I have a post.

Esme would not want humanity given the choice, but if she suddenly is human then provided Carlisle was as well, I imagine she would want to get a do-over. However, trouble is that if she wants to have a baby, then she’ll have to stick around with said baby as well. Sticking around means remaining human. Honestly, I’m not sure where that would go. Terrible places once Carlisle runs off to Italy, I’m sure.

Felix is another dude who seems pretty happy with vampirism. He sticks his hand into the first fanged mouth that he can find.

Fred is having a good time as well now that he has left Victoria’s army, no arguments here.

Garrett seems quite happy to be a vampire, although he enjoys new things enough that I think he’d want to spend a few years experiencing things from this human perspective. Alas, he’d have pictured the life human influencers and fictional humans were leading - it can’t be too far off, right? Well, real humans need jobs and housing and health insurance. One thing leads to another, and Carlisle finds himself bankrolling Garrett’s human adventures.

George is a seriously amazing guy who goes around pretending to be a demon called Astaroth and making fake demon deals with people. He’s an amazing conman, but his whole schtick depends on being a vampire, so it wouldn’t work if he were human. Vampirism it is.

Heidi apparently lived a terrible life as a human and was pity-turned into a vampire, so I don’t think she’d have any happy associations with humanity at all. She buys the first ticket back to damnation.

Hilda was a feminist bleeding heart who made suffering women invulnerable. Vampirism, to her, seems to have been salvation, with humanity a miserable state. Hard no from Hilda.

Huilen didn’t want anything to do with this supernatural horrorshow that killed her sister, and I imagine she’s one of the few who’d actually fare well as a human again, even though time has passed.

Irina drowns her Laurent-shaped sorrows in booze and men.

James would be furious with everything for letting this happen to him, and want to be turned back again.

Jane, like Alec, is overjoyed that she can have puberty again. This works out great for her. Like a middle school goth phase, she sort of pretends that whole 1200-year-stint as an actual twelve-year-old didn’t happen, going “oh, yeah... that” when it’s mentioned.

Jasper isn’t eating people anymore, praise Jesus. I think he’d actually fare quite well, he’d become a dusty professor in philosophy at some college and the violence would truly be behind him.

Joham is a monster and I imagine his children would eat him before he could get turned back. Good on them.

Kachiri is quite happy with Senna and Zafrina, she wouldn’t want that to change.

Kate loves Garrett very much, but there are all these human men she won’t have to worry about killing..?

Kebi was a slave who was chosen by Amun to be... well, his slave forever. As an unchanging vampire she’s stuck, but humanity could represent real hope for her, the only hope, really. Hard yes from Kebi.

Kristie is one of the two Victoria recruits who managed to turn the army into a high school, where you were either in the right clique or you were a square. Kristie is clearly an opportunist who’ll make the best of any situation, human or vampire.

Kumboh is a highly eccentric vampire who works in a mental hospital and gets attached to the humans there, to the point where he dies for one. This is not a man I can predict.

Laurent spent his existence in a pursuit of power without understanding what power is, and ended up stuck with the white trashiest vampires ever to white trash. Several logical leaps based on 18th century French Versailles logic later he endeavors to marry into the British royal family.

Liam is living quite happily with his wife and surrogate daughter, and even if he wasn’t then Siobhan is going to want her hubby back. And what Siobhan wants, Siobhan gets.

Luca is quite happy being the family patron who sometimes takes niece-brides (or family demon who keeps stealing their daughters), so he would want his fangs back. But, I’m sorry but I think he’d seize the opportunity to impregnate one of his descendants, because if this guy is all about preserving his family line then I can’t imagine he’d be able to resist a son.

Lucy, like Maria, would be in so much trouble. Honestly, I think Maria would eat her immediately. Easiest way to get rid of competition.

Maggie might want to grow a bit older and less emaciated before turning, but like Liam, Siobhan’s gift would see to it that the coven became whole again.

Makenna wanted vampirism once, I imagine she’d want it again. She seems quite happy with her life.

Marcus is finally able to kill himself. Happy days.

Maria would be in so much trouble. She is a human in newborn war territory, all the vampires around her have terrible control, and the ones with good enough control to turn her are enemy army leaders who want her dead. She is forced to make a phone call to Jasper and ask if he can put in a good word with Carlisle.

Mary (Carlisle’s friend), it’s been over a century and she’s still living alone. Sounds lonely, so maybe she’d be down for the change.

Mary (Hilda’s coven) is living that feminist liberation life with Hilda, and humanity would throw her right back into poverty and misery. Big nope.

Nettie would be eaten by Jasper, since Maria already ate Lucy.

Noela is a member of Hilda’s coven, meaning her life was awful. She would not want it back.

Peter is living happily ever after with Charlotte, it’s a good life. Peter does not want things to change.

Randall was turned in the 1960′s, so I’m sure he’d want some of that sweet weed again.

Raoul was a gangbanger and humanity is better off without him. So are vampires.

Renata had awful circumstances around her turning, and nothing to return to. Her human family either sold her out or were unable to protect her, my money’s on them thinking that her fate was a great honor, and either option makes them someone I imagine she has put behind her. As it is now, she has purpose with the Volturi, and no one is making her be anybody’s bride. She would not want things to change, nevermind becoming human.

Riley thinks he has found true love and glorious purpose, and would remain the way he is.

Rosalie would be delighted, but she has poured years of bitterness and crushed dreams into the dream of the perfect human life. Reality wouldn’t live up to her ideal and this time she can’t blame vampirism. I think she’d start drinking.

Santiago presumably has an alright time being a vampire, he has purpose and community with the Volturi. No changes here.

Sasha wanted a big ol’ family, turning first her niece and then women who resembled her niece enough to look like her sisters, so I imagine that, like all good Denali women, she’d seduce a sexy human male and give herself a few more daughters. Disaster would ensue if they were sons, or not blondes.

Senna is living happily with her girlfriends, let nothing disrupt that.

Siobhan’s life is great, with her gift her life will be as she wishes it to be, and she seems to truly enjoy being a vampire. It wouldn’t even be a question for her.

Stefan and Vladimir (no, they don’t get individual entries) are has-beens. Without vampirism, they would be greater has-beens than ever. This makes Aro’s century, and he makes it clear to the vampire world that no one is to turn these two back. Their lives suck and then they die.

Sulpicia is above pesky human sustenance, the mere thought is revolting. She accidentally starves herself to death.

Victoria would be at once more and less paranoid. Her gift isn’t going haywire telling her about all the danger, but she’s a human, so all is danger. I think she’d start drinking too.

Victoria’s NPC army recruits are newborns who love that sweet sweet blood, ain’t nobody turning their back on that.

Tanya would be so fucking happy, oh my god. She can bang all the dudes, and she won’t have to worry about killing them! She forgets that human women have to worry about STDs and pregnancies. Now she has chlamydia and a baby.

Tia’s big problem is that she’s stuck living with this ancient and bitchy loser who takes himself way too seriously. Vampirism on its own is great, she’s down for that.

Unnamed tracker formerly employed by the Volturi was relieved of his duties in the most “oops, you’re useless now” way possible. That hurts your self esteem. Becoming a powerless human would hurt it even more. Unnamed tracker formerly employed by the Volturi does not want this.

Vassilii would grow up, and have a host of issues because being a toddler with memories of bloodthirst and killing people is bad for child development.

Zafrina is having a great time with her girlfriends and her illusions. And it’s been a very long time since they were human, I don’t think anything remains of their culture. At least not anything they’d recognize.

Hope this answers your question, anon...

Edit: Added Carlisle’s Creator, Sasha, and Vassilii. If I’ve missed anybody else, let me know.

Edit 2: Added Bree, Diego, Frank, Kristen, Raoul, Riley, and Victoria’s NPC army recruits.