#Alexander wtf you gotta stop my guy

[nico-di-genova]

…Alex just confirmed he eats girls out…

[romsabombs]

it's that time of the month again guys!

Malevolent part 47 The Hand live notes!!!

AMAZON AD👹 ANOTHER AD ANOTHER AD ANOTHER AD CAN WE JUST START THE EPISODE

FINALLY!!! um whats happening

are their asses still wandering aimlessly

six hours bruh 💀

a cage :/???

a what

a crime! no doubt!🤓

HAHA HE HAS THE PLAGUE i said yesterday That man probably has every disease by now

hes gonna die so bad guys hes a sick victorian child

ohhh john please carry me to the garden so i may see- um Hear the flowers one last time🤒

his sickness😟 i cant believe our actions have consequences

theyre ganging up on yorick😭

HAHA hes fine Physically me asf

"indescribable horrors" that doesnt stop john from describing every horror in immense detail

"we both have" im sorry john did you get stabbed like eight times🙄 this aint about you

💀he folded💀

HAHA so he wasnt lying damn😭 I KNEW IT blud was so ready to kill more children

john defending his comfort character

😟Sold Your Soul😟

"i offered myself to it" gayass

this speech goes so hard actually

NEW MUSIC NEW MUSIC

omg it sounds more hopeful now :((

aw he thanked arthur :)

god damn it yorick🙄

WHAT does the corpse have the hand

i mean they did pinky promise

HIS EYE 😦😦

loose enough to pry with ur fingers😨

yorick is building frankensteins monster i fear

MALEVOLENCE MENTIONED NO WAY NO WAYYYYYY NORWAY IS THIS WHY THE SHOW IS NAMED THIS

can yorick lie is that a thing😟😟😟

come on arthur you were a boyscout u can climb this easily

"the pole is wood" just like mine haha🙏🙏🙏🙏

theyre gonna start a forest fire😶

just throw something at it guys idk

omg a pin‼️ throw something at it!!

"excellent hypothesis my king🤓" "JOHN👹" "right!!🤓"

THEYRE GONNA THROW A ROCK YEAAAAA💥💥💥💥

hows he gonna throw when hes blind

why is he so good at throwing wtf

i guess we cant stay here throwing rocks for the entire episode

ALEXANDER :333

EUHGHH😟😟😟😟😟

DONT THROW ROCKS AT BIRDS THATS HOW THE HORRORS HAPPEN

maybe alexander isnt evil n hes just trying to protect us idk🤕

"i was never much for athletics" we can tell

theres gotta be a theme this season and its gotta be Children or Childhood or something

"if they could see me now" mmmm

WHAT IS THAAATT HUHHH

😨😨😨😨

WHAT IS THATTTTTTT WHAGAAT

maybe its just a freaky bird

hes so good at falling down holes

WHAT HAHA WE CANT RN😭😭

😦ERM? YORICK???????

KELLIN MENTIONED big day for gay people 🙏🙏

so was yorick always evil orrrr coz he said My King instead of john and yorick has called him john before

guys i think alexander might be the Not Evil one here

hand of malevolence would go so hard as like a window decoration

ur telling me john knew what a Hand of Malevolence was and didnt link it to the dark world

NOOO DUMBASS

ummm 😟 whats all this then

YORICK :3333 HIIII :3

what 😀

"john" :3

HAHA what is going on bruh

OMG WHAGT 😃😃😃 thats banger

"thank you i think"

:(( aw alexander IS evil :((((((

she? 🤕

OHHH IS IT LILITH IS IT LILITH PLS LILITH PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

lilith and kayne are having a custody battle over them funny as hell

OHHH she was in the portal

TEEHEE WE'RE HER FAVORITE :33

dont confront her i feel

but theyre BOTH terrible at lying🤕

they're cooked i fear

hes DYING😟😟😟😟😟😟

An Owl Being Strange

flies are insects darling

they finally appreciate yorick :)

john we dont have time for this omg

HAHA silly asf

they have a safeword now

harlan's really making us work for it like im gonna forget this if they dont point it out

the candle has been running out for hours fr

nooo :( r we approaching the ending

how do we still have like 15 minutes left

HAHA this is so funny theyre roleplaying

theyre yes-and'ing like theatre kids

i mean i bet she noticed yall were gone for a solid 15 minutes

so is the king in yellow just not a threat anymore like did we defeat him i forgot

are we in an alternate universe then

i know far too much!🤓☝️

arthur caught the decima virus i fear

STOP COUGHING im so worried

arthur needs his vaccines fr

is he gonna faint

"and if i am sick-" "you are😐"

OH the ring

hes really gonna go over there and spread his plague around 🙄

i feel like arthur wont even make it to the castle🤒

he coughs like a dad

"lean on me" maybe if you had a physical form😐

oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck

we just have to wing it i guess

its WHAT😨

what is going on man 😟

UM😦🤕

WHAAT THATS IT? wtf

[lovemesomesurveys]

[created by: youvebeensurved - LiveJournal]

How often do you get fountain drinks from a gas station? It’s been like 5-6 years since the last time, but I used to do that here and there. I often stopped at the 7/11 near by house on my way to or from school during my college days when I had to take the public bus to get snacks, and while I typically opted for a bottled soda, a fountain drink really hit the spot sometimes. My mom and I used to get them sometimes during the summer as well.

If you get online and look at graphics, what website(s) do you go to? Tumblr and Pinterest.

Who would you say your favorite celebrity is? Alexander Skarsgard.

Have you ever slept in your car? If so, explain. Only during long car rides.

If you were forced to murder one of your parents, which one would it be? Wtf kind of question is this???

What song are you currently obsessed with? There isn’t one currently. I haven’t been listening to music the past couple of months, which is odd.

Explain your last run in with the police: I haven’t had a run-in with the police.

Who was the last friend you hung out with, and what did you guys do? A former friend a few years ago back when I still had friends and somewhat of a social life.

What time do you usually go to bed and wake up? I go to bed around 6 or 7AM and wake up between like 2 and 5PM.

If you could have any job in the world, what would it be? What's stopping you? I don’t know what I want to do. :/

Do you have a friend that's in a horrible situation right now? Explain. I don’t have any friends.

What was the last store you were in, and what did you buy? The last store I was in was Walmart last year like a couple weeks before the pandemic hit and everything shutdown. I was there grocery shopping with my mom. I always tagged along with her for our grocery shopping trips, but ever since the pandemic hit I stopped going. I don’t go anywhere now except for my once a month doctor appointment.

Who was the last person you texted, and what did this text say? My mom. We ordered takeout last night and she was waiting there for an hour after it said it was supposed to be ready and I was texting with her about how ridiculous that was. She didn’t even leave until a little after it was supposed to be ready as it was and ended up having to wait an hour.

What is the reason for the last time you cried? Life and frustrations.

Who is your favorite character in your favorite movie? I like more than just one movie. <<< Yeah, I have many favorites.

What color did you last paint your nails? Black.

It's 112 degrees out today, describe your attire: Ugh, that will be the reality in a few short months when summer hits. D; My attire will still consist of leggings and graphic tees like it does year round, just no long sleeves or sweatshirts. 

Do you have any friends that are currently in jail? Explain their situation. --

Do you tend to take long or short surveys? I like longer ones. They gotta be at least 20 questions, but I like them longer.

What do you currently desire? To feel better.

How often do you honk your horn? I don’t drive.

For what reason were you last at a park? It was for a friend’s party years ago.

What junk food can you never pass up? Sweets like brownies, cheesecake, cookies, muffins, donuts, and Little Debbie snack cakes, as well as Wingstop and ramen, which I’m counting as junkfood.

If you're a girl, what is your favorite brand of feminine hygiene products? If you're a boy, what is your favorite brand of condoms? Summer’s Eve.

Where was the last place you went on a walk to? Uhhh. It’s been many years since I’ve done that.

How are you feeling today? Having stomach issues, which sucks.

Do you ever make your own surveys? No.

How flexible are you? Not very flexible at all.

What is your favorite class? I’m done with school, but I always loved English.

What is your boyfriend's name? I don’t have one of those.

What is your favorite drink? Coffee and white chocolate Starbucks Doubleshot energy drinks.

Who is your best friend? My mom.

What time is it? 5:23AM.

What is your middle name? I’m not sharing that.

What 3 websites do you visit daily? Tumblr, Facebook, and YouTube.

Where do you work? Nowhere.

What is your favorite band? I have several, but Linkin Park will always be my top favorite. 

Do you want any kids? No.

Have you ever microwaved soap? No, but I’ve seen what happens.

Are there any new movies that you want to see? Godzilla vs Kong cause my man, Alexander Skarsgard, stars in it. ;)

How many places have you lived? A few.

Do you have any health issues? Oh do I. 

Are you texting anyone? No.

What do you drive? I don’t drive.

Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? Nope.

Are you drinking or eating anything? I finished eating my ramen a couple hours ago and I’m finishing my Starbucks Doubleshot.

What color is your shirt? Black.

Do you drink? I don’t drink alcohol, no.

What year do/did you graduate? I graduated UC back in 2015.

Do you play any sports? Nope.

Do you pop your fingers? Gah, yes.

What is your shoe size? 6 in women’s (US).

Have you ever had a UTI? Many times, unfortunately. They’re common for paraplegics.

What was the last thing you baked? Muffins.

When was the last time you showered? A couple days ago.

Would you rather go to the dentist or the doctor? I’d rather not have to go to either one.

Have you ever been in love? Yes. Twice.

How do you feel about public speaking? Ugh, I haaaaated it. I always got the worst anxiety beforehand. It never got any easier for me. I’m SO glad I don’t have to do those anymore.

Do you see anything green? Yeah, my Baby Yoda plushie next to me.

What shoes do you usually wear? My black Adidas.

Do you take any birth control? No. I can’t have kids and I’m a virgin, so there’s the ultimate birth control.

Who is the last person you talked to? My mom.

Are there any fast food restaurants that you refuse to eat at? I’m not a fan of Wendy’s.

Do you recycle? We recycle plastic bottles and cans.

Do you know what you want to major in in college? I majored in and got my BA in psych.

Have you ever snuck anyone in your room? No.

Who was the last person in your bed besides you? Just me.

Have you ever been in the hospital? Many times.

What's the last movie you watched? My fam wanted to watch the new Tom and Jerry movie last weekend. I didn’t care for it much, personally.

What's your favorite fruit? Bananas.

What do your bathroom walls look like? They’re just white.

What do you spend most of your money on? Food.

Do you have any weird obsessions? Nah.

Do you bite your nails? I don’t bite them, but I’m constantly picking at them. 

What's the last color you dyed your hair? Red. The last time was over a year ago now and it shows, gah. D:

How do you feel about mustaches? Not a fan.

Is there anyone that you really want to see in concert? I’m sad I never got to see Linkin Park and obviously now I’ll never get to see them with Chester. 

[faejilly]

i am for you (10/?)

This chapter brought to you by that time I accidentally left Sucker on loop on Spotify for like three days. idk why either, that’s all I’ve got tho 

***

[misfit group mms]

[tessa]: oh, it's nice to be home on a Friday night [tessa]: I love the ALA con but my pajamas are so much more comfortable

[dot]: says you and Ragnor, maybe. The rest of you got any plans? I've got itchy feet but I can't decide what I want to do or where to go

[magnus]: you always have itchy feet

[dot]: you're one to talk

[cat]: so you're crowdsourcing for ideas?

[dot]: why not?

[cat]: Sorry, I have to work a double tomorrow, I'm with Tessa. Tea and putting my feet up, that's the life

[magnus]: Alexander and I are going dancing.

[cat]: I can see your giddy smile from here, you've got it bad

[magnus]: Yes, I do

[raphael]: you've had worse taste, I must admit

[magnus]: was that a compliment?

[raphael]: he's not a total idiot. He has a sense of humor, too

[tessa]: what [tessa]: did you make a joke? One someone else could recognize rather than one where you laughed at them in your head? And then he GOT IT? [tessa]: Magnus, your boy's magical, I can't wait to meet him

[magnus]: not today, sorry darling

[dot]: oh we know. Have fun

[magnus]: so much fun

[raphael]: please don't give us the details

[magnus]: just for that, you're getting pictures tonight [magnus]: so many pictures [magnus]: every possible outfit combination [magnus]: every menu item I consider for dinner [magnus]: every step in line on the way to the club

[raphael]: why are you such an asshole

[magnus]: but I'll stop once we get inside [magnus]: because I love you

[dot]: or because Pandemonium uses those weird spotlights and strobes so most pics look terrible

[cat]: oh no, it's because Magnus will be too busy admiring Alec

[raphael]: never thought I'd be thankful for Magnus' libido

[magnus]: harsh. I'll have you know he has a beautiful soul

[dot]: you're not going to a club to grind against Alec's *soul*

[cat]: apparently he can multi-task. Enjoy his soul, pretty eyes, and how he moves his hips?

[magnus]: stop objectifying my boyfriend [magnus]: or wait 'til he can hear you so I can at least enjoy him blushing

[cat]: ah, young love

[magnus]: you're the same age I am

[cat]: but I'm not in love, thank god, it sounds exhausting

[magnus]: bah humbug?

[ragnor]: exactly [ragnor]: But I also have plans, actually. Quieter ones.The observatory's doing a talk on the Lyrids, and then they're having a midnight picnic while we see how well they show up

[dot]: oooh. Can I come?

[ragnor]: if you can get here in half an hour, it's a bit of a drive to the site. Have to get far enough out of town to avoid the worst of the light pollution

[dot]: on it

[magnus]: hmmm, I have to start planning my photo montage [magnus]: you're gonna love it, Raphael [magnus]: you should get a new SD card [magnus]: so you can save them ALL

[cat]: I'm so sorry, Raphael

[magnus]: OH. IT'S ON. YOU'RE GETTING THEM TOO

[cat]: ohnomyphone'sdyingwhatwasthat

[tessa]: have fun, children. And Ragnor.

***

[maia]: Alec's here. With Magnus. Dancing. In public. Holy shit Magnus can dance. Alec's not bad, but wow. WOW.

[simon]: why are you telling me this when I can't come &see it for myself? That's just mean

[maia]: so you can tell Becky and she can give you that look that she does when she doesn't believe you? Because that look's hilarious

[simon]: you are a cruel woman

[maia]: you're just jealous Becky likes me better

[simon]: Everyone likes you better. You are objectively the best, I am proud of everyone for liking you better.

[maia]: awww. That was really sweet you big dork

[simon]: 🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹

[maia]: less sweet, more dork

[simon]: hey, at least I didn't try and make long-stemmed rose emojis for you [simon]: that'd be a bit much

[maia]: SPEAKING OF A BIT MUCH [maia]: I think there's glitter in Alec's hair. From Magnus' ... Everything?

[simon]: WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THIS? I hate Pandemonium's lighting, I can't even ask you to get pics, they never come out

[maia]: well Lydia's seen Alec do this before, apparently, the dancing at least if not the glitter, and Clary's right here staring at them with me, and I can't very well tell Izzy or Jace, they're all stuck in *wait are we supposed to worry about him now?* mode and it's clearly very confusing for them that their big brother is his own person and has sex. Possibly a lot of sex? Alec and Magnus are very close together with this dancing thing. [maia]: They're really hot, babe

[simon]: I'm your last choice? AND you're telling me other boys are hot? I'm hurt

[maia]: no you're not, you know I love you (and you also know they're hot)

[simon]: I do, don't I? Love you too.

[maia]: were you agreeing with both of those?

[simon]: obviously [simon]: I can get away with that 'cause he's not actually my brother and also I know you'll never tell him I said that because you like me enough not to want me to be QUITE that mortified [simon]: aw shit, you'd totally tell Becky or Clary tho. Please don't tell Becky & Clary

[maia]: I'll consider it 😏 [maia]: Clary's probably safe. She seems really weirded out by Alec's date-behavior. Pointing out that we both already knew he was hot might make her head explode. [maia]: do you think it's because she thinks of Alec as a brother or just because he's so *Alec* iykwim?

[simon]: probably both. Clary's good at multi-tasking her emotions

[maia]: Was that a compliment or an insult?

[simon]: no idea [simon]: and Bubbie's back, gotta go. She did want to know if you're still good for Shabbat next week?

[maia]: course. Tell her I'll bring the wine

[simon]: told you everyone should like you best 😍

[maia]: 😘

***

[clary]: alinealinealinehelp in eed tot alkto you

[aline]: it's after 2 in the morning there what are you doing? Are you all right? Is someone dying? Do I need to get a plane ticket?

[clary]: SORRY. Everyone'sfine (alec's borfiiiiirnis so gorgeous and i don't even,i had to tell you because you'retheonlyone who gets it)

[aline]: alec's what? WHAT. [aline]: CLARY [aline]: CLARY WTF [aline]: I AM GOING TO CALL LUKE AND MAKE SURE NO ONE'S DYING

[aline]: clary? If you're asleep and no one's dying I'm going to kill you

[clary]: sorry, sorry. Got some water and a keyboard I candothisnow. Sort of. Sorry

[aline]: how drunk are you

[clary]: not too drunk for these conversation [clary]: thank god my phone's well trained

[aline]: thank god I woke up and had coffee already [aline]: can you start over now?

[clary]: yeah like. A week or twss ago this guy THIS GUY with the best clothes I've ever seen and eyeliner to rival Izzy's came into the store looking for a book and he said *ALEC* sent him

[aline]: what

[clary]: i KNOW. right. I did not know that was a thing for Alec. Maybe it's just Magnus is a thing for Alec? That would make more sense, I don't think he knew what he looked like at that point but MAGNUS HAD THIS LITTLE SMILE WHEN HE SAID aLEC's name and it was amazing and adorable and istg he's so beautiful i want his vests like all of them do you think if they get married I could borrow his vests?

[aline]: clary. You need to, idk. I cannot follow this story and if you don't figure it out I'm going to call you and if that doesn't help I'm going to call EVERYONE YOU ARE EVEN SORT OF RELATED TO UNTIL SOMEONE EXPLAINS

[clary]: NO you can't that's why I'm talking to you Maia went home to sle [clary]: sleep because Maia actually knows how to adult and Jace and Izzy are being like scowly because you know it's *Alec* and they're worried and Lydia is [clary]: Lydia more Alec's friend than my friend even though we are also friends and how does she make her hair stay like that do you think? It never falls out of those braids

[aline]: BREATHE

[clary]: ok

[aline]: drink some water

[clary]: ok

[aline]: try again

[clary]: so Alec has a boyfriend who he met via an accidental email message or something like in an actual freaking movie [clary]: and for their first date they came to THE HUNTER'S MOON AND SIMON'S GIG LAST WEEK

[aline]: why would anyone start with that

[clary]: and then they left early and Alec's was freshly shaved when he got to the bookstore the next *afternoon* like he had only just managed to get home and clean up before he had to show up and also he keeps smiling and I have a suspiciousness he hasn't slept back at his own place all week

[aline]: how did starting with meeting our family work, that's impossible

[clary]: I have no damn clue but we tried to tease him at dinner last week and now Maryse invited Magnus (that's the boyfriend in case I forgot that part?) to family dinner this week and apparently he said YES [clary]: IT'S BEEN A WEEK and ALEC IS BRINGING HIS OBYFRIENDTOD INNER S unday wait it's like almost three that's TOMORROW

[aline]: Alec's never invited anyone to a family anything ever. I've never even managed to figure out if he's ever gone on a date because wherever he goes it's not where any of us are. EVER.

[clary]: OH HE DATES NOW [clary]: I SAW THEM AT PANDEMONIUM TONIGHT AND I [clary]: they were *dancing* and I was maybe 4 people away and Alec didn't even notice [clary]: and Alec's my *brother* and they're boys but even I could tell they were really hot. as in people were staring hot and Alec didn't care

[aline]: holy shit

[clary]: like. I really don't want to know this about them but they may have had sex in the bathroom because let me tell you Alec was all blushing and dark eyed and hi's HAIR and you know that loose-happy-post-orgasm thing was going on with the dancing

[aline]: I don't want to know this about them or you that you would recognize that, you're twelve

[clary]: I am TWENV. I'm TWEMT fucking 21

[aline]: maybe he'd just had a drink and was enjoying a night out [aline]: ...

[clary]: yeah. Cuz that's not LESS WEIRD? Alec drinking and going out in public and not noticing someone he knows near-by? (MAIA. ME. we're not subtle) ALEC NOT NOTICING FAMILY? I HAVE NEVER. You have never. NEVER.

[aline]: this is the most disturbing conversation to be having. Especially with you

[clary]: WHY ESPECIALLY ME? You've known Izzy since she ewas actually a bb izzy and me since i was a teenager why'mI worse? [clary]: and i am not a virgin wtf aline you took me to the 18nighht at Galore togetherallthetime before you met Helen. And after you met Helen but before either of you had the balls to ask her out. Or the other her. Or you. I think I lost track of the nouns in that sentence

[aline]: drink more water

[clary]: k

[aline]: and then get some sleep

[clary]: BUT aLEC AND mAGNUS

[aline]: are adults and apparently very happy about that fact, they'll be fine

[clary]: but Izzy and Jace are being WEIRD ABOUT IT i need help

[aline]: why? How? What do you think I'm going to do from a different continent? And are you even going to remember this conversation after you get some sleep?

[clary]: that's why typing i can read it if i forgot

[aline]: uh. I think that's going to go a little differently than you expect

[clary]: oh, Simon's saved everysingle durmngdi drunk text I've ever sent him, this is way more like real words than usual

[aline]: that's terrifying I can't know that you're twelve

[clary]: stop saying that!

[aline]: you're drunk texting me about your brother's boyfriend [aline]: who you actually called both gorgeous and hot like he's a celebrity on a poster [aline]: stop acting like you're twelve

[clary]: oh [clary]: point [clary]: but

[aline]: and honestly considering Alec I think you're the one being weird [aline]: it's perfectly normal to be worried about someone doing something out of character

[clary]: ugh not you too [clary]: but the SMILES [clary]: the way they just. Everything. [clary]: I think they're soulmates

[aline]: there's no such thing

[clary]: I didn't think so either. but now?  [clary]: aw shit the tired hit I gotta go sleep [clary]: love you

[aline]: but [aline]: god damn it [aline]: I’m calling you back in six hours to wake you up and make you suffer

***

[aline]: I just had the weirdest conversation with Clary

[helen]: it's 3 in the morning there

[aline]: drunk!Clary. Not even why it was weird though. I think.

[helen]: what she's twelve she can't be drunk texting people on the other side of the planet, that's just wrong

[aline]: that's what I said!

[helen]: great minds

[aline]: hot bods

[helen]: 🥂

[aline]: ���

[helen]: so what did drunk Clary have to say that was even weirder than the fact that drunk Clary was texting you from the other side of the planet?

[aline]: Alec brought a date to Simon's gig last week and they're going to family dinner Sunday AND they were apparently at Pandemonium last night. Alec didn't notice Clary. While he was dancing. In public. With some guy *Clary* called hot and gorgeous and beautiful.

[helen]: wtf Clary's possibly even more gay than you are. She and Alec are both solid sixes.

[aline]: I KNOW, RIGHT?

[helen]: I don't know what to do with this information

[aline]: exactly [aline]: and Clary was in all seriousness (I think) calling them soulmates and then she decided she was tired and stopped talking to me

[aline]: and it's 3am there everyone else is probably asleep  [aline]: I'm just staring at my phone. I feel like I should do something with all this? But there's nothing?

[helen]: so you had to share the WTF with me?

[aline]: obviously

[helen]: well [helen]: thanks? [helen]: but I'm at my stop so you're gonna have to figure out the WTF on your own for awhile

[aline]: but I don't wanna

[helen]: too bad

[aline]: ha. Just for that, I'm going back to bed. Blankets and pillows and that one line of sunlight that makes it through between the curtains...

[helen]: I hate you

[aline]: love you too, babe. 👋🏼 

[treehoes]

Ok so I saw Hamilton today (4-4-18) on broadway and here’s like a lil review of how amazing it was

•Alexander Hamilton- I was going through so much shock that i was actually there I don’t remember much but the placements of all the characters during the “me? I _____ him” was spot on

•Aaron Burr Sir- The guy playing burr made burr so sarcastic it was great

•My Shot- This is probably my least favorite song but like the bros™️ were hitting the table with cups and their fists and it was so cool

•The Story of Tonight -Very low key bros being bros drinkin

•The Schuyler Sisters- The “and Peggy” was so like hey what about me it was great. Also those girls are phenomenal like wish I was half as talented

•Farmer Refuted-I’m pretty sure thayne Jasperson was the og Samuel seabury and he’s on point like Hamilton was all up in his face and he just pushed ham away and moved his box in front of him

•You’ll Be Back- Ok so king George was a great singer but he sang kinda annoyingly and I thought that really portrayed king George

•right hand man- G-wash was so great honestly and the ensemble in this song was so awesome and on point

•A winters ball- Reliable with the LADIES

•helpless- Lexi Lawson is very different from Phillipa soo but she’s so talented and absolutely killed it also Hercules as the flower girl was the best creative decision ever

•satisfied- Um ok so like actually shook Mandy fricking Gonzales is so talented like at the part at the end she not only killed it, she stabbed it 27 times and drop kicked it to mars like it was a mouth drop open and they redid everything from helpless perfectly 11/10 one of the best parts

•the story of tonight reprise- Drunk Lauren’s is the best

•wait for it- Ok home slices you know how much I went off on how good satisfied was well, this was 100 times better. Burr was better than Leslie Odom by a lot he was the best in the show

•stay alive-There were British soldiers in the background it was cool also Charles Lee was funny cuz he’s a general WEEEE

•10 duel commandments-Laurens, who has just shot someone: fuck ya I just shot that bitch fuck him.

Me: I’m so proud of you

•meet me inside- Ham: im not your son

G-wash: that sound fake but ok

•that would be enough-Again, Lexi Lawson slayed as eliza like she was pregnant and still killing it

•guns and ships- Lafayette was mega fast like I know all the words to that song and I could barely understand what he was saying but he was still great

•history has its eyes on you- G-wash gave ham a sword and when he put it in the holder it made such a nice noise

•Yorktown- I love big group numbers like this the choreography was on point. Right before herc entered they were waving redcoats and he burst through them and it was awesome

•what comes next-King George went im so blue and all the lights turned blue I just really like that part

•dear theodosia-This is my favorite song on the soundtrack and I wish they did a bit more with it onstage cuz they kinda just stood and sat and that was it

•the part where Laurens dies that I can’t remember the name of- Ok this was so sad but herc and Lafayette were up on the top part with the same letter that eliza was reading to ham and I didn’t know that they did that and it made the scene a lot more sad

•non stop- Ham is so extra I love it. They had chairs to represent ham, john jay and Madison and they all faced backwards and when John jay got sick after writing five they flipped his chair around and they took away Madison’s chair when he only did 29 and Hamilton was sitting in the third chair and I just really liked the way they did that. Also when ham goes to burr in the middle of the night there’s a light that makes it look like burr is standing in a doorway and I just really liked that lil detail also non stop is the song that got me and my friend that i went with into Hamilton so it has a special place in my heart

•intermission- Umm pretty boring actually, 15 minutes of random dudes coming on and off stage making sure everything is ok, no singing or dancing 0/10 but here’s a photo of me at intermission

•what’d I miss- Ok so at the start of this, ensemble came out from different places and one of them came from the orchestra hole and I thought that was hilarious also this is 10x better on stage than it is on the soundtrack the ensemble was all on point doin their thing

•cabinet battle one- There was a mic drop and that’s all I wanted from this song and I got it

•take a break- Ok so Philip was great in this he was so nervous doing his poem and eliza was beatboxing like the true queen she is. And the beginning part made great use of the circle thing on the stage like ham was facing back when Philip and Eliza sang and then it circled him to the front and Philip and eliza to face the back I loved it

•say no to this- Spoiler, Hamilton didn’t say no. Also James Reynolds had a southern accent and I thought it was so funny

•the room where it happens- I said it once I’ll say it again burr was phenomenal like his lil dance was awesome this song blew me the fuck away

•Schuyler defeated- Idk what to say about this one except for I liked that Philip and eliza were on the balcony thing off to stage left

•cabinet battle 2- I love that these are rap battle but also epic rap battles of history is literally this cuz it’s a musical about history also when Madison said France it was so small it made it more funny

•Washington on your side- When they go OH the lights went big on the floor it was cool. Also “look at the bill of rights, which I wrote” I always thought Jefferson said which I wrote so since I started listening to Hamilton, I’ve had three tests/quizzes with a question on who wrote the constitution and the bill of rights and I always put Jefferson cuz of this line and I always got it wrong so fuck you hamilton

•one last time- I cried, g-wash was so good at the end of this song I can’t I want to hear him sing this every day

•I know him- When the lady whispered in his ear he was like what cuz like john Adams? That’s short bitch?

•the adams administration- Ham drops a stack of papers from the balcony and it hits the ground on a big beat and it was soo cool

•we know- Hamilton spills his soul out and Jefferson burr and Madison are like :o

•hurricane- I never really liked this song too much but The ham dude did it so amazing and the lighting looked like water and hurricanish

•the Reynolds pamphlet- Ok king George is in this and it’s the funniest thing ever cuz he’s all like I told you that you guys would suck and look! A very upper person had an affair

•burn- I’ve seen bootlegs of this song so many times but there’s nothing like seeing it onstage cuz it goes black at the end and all you can see is the fire from her lantern it’s beautiful

•blow us all away- I love Philips character cuz he’s such a kid and he’s great and talks a little fast

•stay alive reprise- I cried real hard during this, 11/10 death, would cry about again

•its quiet uptown- So sad lots of crying from the big tough looking guy sitting next to me. I really like how angelica narrates it I think that’s cute

•election of 1800- Ham: sad cuz of sons death

Everyone, chanting: choose you Bitch we’re incapable of doing it ourselves

But Jefferson did an I win dance when he was endorsed and burr was like wtf bro guess i gotta kill you now

•your obedient servant- When Hamilton writes a letter to burr it was 5 pages long and they had a different person deliver each page and the last girl had two and was doing a little dance to deliver them it was great

•best of wives best of women- Look at ham writing his note to next of kin, love your wife more she’s Lexi Lawson for Christ’s sake

•the world was wide enough- I cried even tho I knew he was gonna die. Hams part where there was no music was so dramatic and g-wash came on and hams Mom and Laurens/Philip it was so sad I loved it

•who lives who dies who tells your story

Thinking about this is gonna make me cry again but Hamilton was not in this number at all and I thought that was great cuz he’s dead but honestly fabulous way to end the show I’m shoooook

All in all it was a beautiful show, much more than I could have ever asked for. We had terrible seats but that’s ok cuz it’s Hamilton. The lighting and dancing and blocking was phenomenal I never really notice anything like that when I see shows but it was so good I talked about the lighting for 5 minutes straight and I don’t know jack shit about lighting

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This Week at the Library...

 LOL well, yesterday... I spent a whole bunch of time just skimming around Amazon, hunting down things I wanted to read because my work mom made the mistake of mentioning that since the boss reads mostly non-fiction, our new fiction is kind of lagging behind what we’re adding in our new non-fiction.  Obviously has to be remedied.  And since the old people are super good about circulating our mysteries, which are all automatically ordered, we have to do hunts for other things.  And then the boss made the mistake of asking my opinion on what new graphic stuff from the Library Journal we should add... and... well... we’ll get to all that in a bit.

So this week’s nightmarish patron was this semi-insane lady who came to the library TWICE and more or less harangued the entire staff until she got to me, and I got suckered into helping her because I had missed the memo about her feeding on everyone else.  Basically she was trying to find books about things that start with the letter “N” and the first thing she said to me was “Is there a way you can just type it into the search?  Like ‘books that have things that start with the letter N’ and it would give you everything in the catalog?”

And immediately this .gif flashed in my mind

So anyway, I tell her that’s not a thing and she goes “Well, the only N word I can think of is ‘nuts’” and maybe in the back of my mind I was like “Gee I wonder why...”  BUT ANYWAY.  So she makes me write down a bunch of book titles and call numbers for books in our collection and books in one of the other branches that’s closer to the school THAT SHE’S SUBBING AT.  SHE’S A SUB, SHE’S NOT EVEN THE ACTUAL TEACHER.  ASDLKSJDFLKDFLKJSLKDJLKJSDFLJKDSFLKJSDFLKJFDSLSKDJFLSFDJ.  Then she proceeds to drag me around the children’s room for fifteen minutes because she doesn’t know how to navigate a library, I guess, and in my head I’m also thinking This is something you should probably be doing with your school librarian if you have one because I feel like the school library would be MUCH BETTER EQUIPPED FOR THIS.  And then proceeds to look through every book we find and ask me if I think it’s appropriate for kindergartners like DANGED IF I KNOW, LADY.  I’M NOT THE CHILDREN’S LIBRARIAN, AND THE ONLY KIDS I HANG OUT WITH THESE DAYS ARE A BUNCH OF NERDY TEENAGERS AND A HANDFUL OF CATHOLIC BABIES/TODDLERS.  When she finally left, Not!Gareth was like “So... how are we feelin’ over there?” and my response was pretty much “I’M READY TO GO HOME NOW.”

But it was one of my evening days, so I ended up trying out a new burger place before heading home, and while I was waiting for my order to come up, these two college kids passed by where I was sitting.  And one of them stopped and was like “Hey!  You’re the lady from the library, right?” and I answered in the affirmative and he was like “Thanks for helping me find The Kite Runner the other day!  I’m reading it right now, and I’m really liking it” and I inside I was like “AWWWWWWWW PRECIOUS BEAN, I REMEMBER YOU.  AWWWWWWWWWWWW .  THIS IS THE CUTEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN. <3 <3 <3” which I don’t think is really something you say to college students.  Seriously if he hadn’t stopped to say something I would’ve never recognized him, but since he DID, I remembered I had helped him set up his library card and then released him into the wild but he came back a few minutes later and sheepishly asked if I could help him find a book that the catalog said was here but wasn’t where it should have been.  And my entire face must have lit up because I was like “I JUST HUNTED THAT BOOK DOWN FOR THE BANNED BOOK TABLE,” grabbed it for him, and sent him on his merry way... BUT AWWWW THAT WAS LIKE A WEEK BEFORE WE RAN INTO EACH OTHER AT THE BURGER PLACE SO LIKE SERIOUSLY MADE UP FOR THAT CRAZY LADY.

And then in Fandom Club some random older lady felt that it was necessary to come over from wherever she was to SHUSH MY TEENS IN THE TEEN SPACE AND KEPT TELLING THEM “THIS IS A LIBRARY, YOU GUYS.  THIS IS A LIBRARY.”  And they were MIFFED.  Lol.  AND I WAS MIFFED, TOO, IF YOU WANNA KNOW.  The kids were being pretty wild that day in the children’s room, and she didn’t feel it was necessary to talk to THEM, but anyway I digress.  APPARENTLY she felt that it was a big enough problem to bring it up with my boss... and do you know what my boss said to her?  *rubs hands together in glee*  Well, I mean she said it tactfully of course, but in no short order she pretty much told that lady 1) The teens are literally only there for an hour every week, 2) this is literally the only teen program that is being run in any of the libraries in the county right now, 3) if the lady is so bothered that she felt it was necessary to drag the branch manager out of her office, maybe she should consider avoiding the library for the one hour a friggin’ week the teen program is running.

Okay so now a BOOK LIST COMING AT YOU... and I have to tell you that this list is pretty much based on the synopses I read and pulling at loose threads from lists that the Library Journal said were good.  I’m not as well-read as I should be if you want me to be blunt... because most of what I currently have time to read are textbooks and/or journal articles my professors want me to read.

1) BASED ON THE TITLES ALONE... I decided we could bone up our fiction by ordering the two sequels to John Dies at the End... which are This Book is Full of Spiders: Seriously Dude Don’t Touch It and What the Hell Did I Just Read.  So... I mean, wouldn’t you pick those up just based on those ridic titles???

2) BOOKS ABOUT WRITING... because next week is Teen Read Week, and the theme is “Unleash Your Story” and there’s NO WAY EITHER BOOK WILL ARRIVE IN TIME but... Rhett and Link’s Book of Mythicality: A Field Guide to Curiosity, Creativity, and Tomfoolery looks awesome, and I honestly don’t know anything about Rhett and Link except that they’re 1) YouTube stars, 2) Donatello and Leonardo the Renaissance artists in my favorite Epic Rap Battle of History of ALL TIME, and 3) Rhett is so tall that in certain shots, they had to make everyone else stand on boxes so they could all fit in the same frame, and I think that’s beautiful.  And then Amazon was like “WELL, IF YOU LIKE THAT... WHAT ABOUT THIS?” and it was this book that was published a few years ago called Wonderbook: The Illustrated Guide to Creating Imaginative Fiction.  If you have the chance to hop on a desktop/laptop to get the full preview of the book, it’s well worth a gander.  It looks freakin’ gorgeous, and such a creative way of presenting how to write fiction.  Like I was completely

over the two-page spread they made of science fiction in all its various forms and subgenres.

3) GRAPHIC NON-FICTION... which is TOTALLY MY JAM RIGHT NOW.  If I have not already waxed poetically enough about Nathan Hale’s Hazardous Tales, consider this me remedying that fact.  Hazardous Tales falls more into the “graphic historical fiction�� category, I guess since it does use a narrator... and it’s a children’s series.  First Second is also coming out with a series called Science Comics.  There’s one about dogs that’s coming out really soon.  And then in the future they plan on releasing two more series in the same vein, Maker Comics and History Comics.  BUT ANYWAY.  THERE’S A NEW ALEXANDER HAMILTON GRAPHIC NON-FICTION BOOK FOR ADULTS COMING OUT THIS MONTH, BECAUSE OF COURSE THERE IS.  And I made the mistake of pulling that thread... going to the website the Library Journal entry recommended for more expansive tips... and then realizing that the author had written a WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER GRAPHIC NON-FICTION and then proceeded to see if we had any of the other titles... we had his book on the Gettysburg Address.  BUT HE ALSO HAD A BOOK ABOUT THE HISTORY OF BEER MAKING AND THEN I MADE THE MISTAKE OF SEARCHING ON AMAZON BY AUTHOR NAME AND FOUND OUT THAT HE ALSO JUST RELEASED A BOOK ABOUT THE HISTORY OF VIDEO GAMES, which I immediately ordered because if I order it now it will (hopefully) come in time for International Games Week at the end of the month.  Anyway, the author’s name is Jonathan Hennessey, and if you do an Amazon search it’ll pop up with all the top titles of his and you can stare at how pretty the beer-making and history of video games ones are...

ETA: I ALMOST FORGOT I FOUND SOME HALLOWEEN READS

4) The World of Lore: Monstrous Creatures!  With a second volume The World of Lore: Wicked Mortals coming out in May or something... and both sound like guaranteed nightmares and definitely not things people who live alone (ahem me) should be reading.  If books are not really your jam, apparently the author of Monstrous Creatures also has a podcast, which is just called Lore.  I’ve been listening to that one, and I’ve gotta say that he has a super soothing voice and his dramatic pause timing is so perfect that almost every time I’ve been like “Oh... okay... *silence* WAIT NOW IT SANK IN WTF DID YOU JUST SAY???  IS THE PODCAST OVER?!?! WTF?!!?!?” and then he continues.  But, yes, also probably shouldn’t be listening to that sucker late at night by myself, tbh...

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Our Summers Together Are My Best Kept Secrets And My Biggest Mistakes // Chapter Three

Ships: Peterick, Brallon, Ferard, Trohley, Jalex, Zian and others in the background

Description: Summers for most kids are spent going to the beach and on vacations with your family but lots are shipped off to summer camps for the whole summer. But the kids at Hempman Summer Camp actually beg to go! Patrick Stump, Andy Hurley and Joe Trohman all met there, they had all known each other for probably over a decade because of this absolutely amazing stay-away camp for kids from the ages of six to nineteen. All the kids that were there came back until they couldn't and they always had the same kids except a few new, younger, kids every year. That is until the year that the weird kid with the jet-black, dyed, black fringe and the crazy piercings and a couple tattoos comes in like he owns the place. That year also happens to be the same year that Patrick Stump gets gum stuck to the new emo kid's face and hair. It was love at first sight... But hate at first interaction for the blonde-haired, blue-eyed boy and the complete opposite for the new kid, Pete Wentz.

Chapter 3: Three: I Have a Forehead Texting Me and He's Kind of Cute?

Dallon

I lay sprawled out across my bed, I don’t know why I can’t sleep but I’m just wired. Probably just too much coffee? I’m scrolling through my phone while Spencer, Jon and Ryan all slept.

My phone dings with a new message and I check the notification.

New message from: Retrieving…

I tap it and Kik opens.

I have one new message from someone by the name of BeeboBreadbin . What the fuck? I’m intrigued.

BeeboBreadbin: What’s your favorite animal and why?

Who the fuck is this dude? And is he okay?

Dal-Do: What is this? School??

Dal-Do: The flamingo cause it’s gay I guess?

This person has my full attention and I know I’m not getting any sleep tonight.

BeeboBreadbin: Wtf??? Is your user a fucking play on the word dildo??

BeeboBreadbin: Kinky

Dal-Do: I know I am thanks

Dal-Do: How’d you get my kik?

Dal-Do: I’m is confuse

BeeboBreadbin: Nice Engli dude

BeeboBreadbin: It was on tumblr and I’m bored

BeeboBreadbin: Or should I say

BeeboBreadbin: I’m is bored

Dal-Do: Fuk off

Dal-Do: You just want this dick

BeeboBreadbin: I’m not against it

BeeboBreadbin: WHat do you look like btw?

I contemplate showing this random guy that literally found my account on Tumblr, of all places, what I look like. I mean it couldn’t hurt really to just show him what I look like, but I mean... I don’t even know what I mean. I’m too tired to think.

Dal-Do: /Image Attached/

Dal-Do: Sorry, I was really drunk in this pic but like thats the most recent I have of just myself and it’s too dark for a good one.

BeeboBreadbin: Def want that dick fmu

BeeboBreadbin: Like you’re hot as fuck help

BeeboBreadbin: /Image Attached/

BeeboBreadbin: Teach me ur wayz plz

BeeboBreadbin: *Cries*

Dal-Do: Wtf??? You’re so hot??? I’m??? Sobbing????

Dal-Do: Pls don’t show me ur god face anymore

Dal-Do: So sexi

Dal-Do: I met you like ten mins ago… I need to chill

Dal-Do: My gay just couldn’t help but slip out

BeeboBreadbin: Pls slip ur gay into my ass

BeeboBreadbin: I need help

BeeboBreadbin: Gonna go drink bleach brb

BeeboBreadbin: Gotta go drwon the cringe

BeeboBreadbin: Drown*

Dal-Do: My name’s Dallon btw

Dal-Do: I realized that rn my name is dildo and I don’t want ur hotness to think I’m a dildo

BeeboBreadbin: I’m Brendon

BeeboBreadbin: Not Brandon

BeeboBreadbin: Call me Brandon and I’ll fucking cut you

BeeboBreadbin: /Image Attached/

BeeboBreadbin: See

Dal-Do: Yes, I am so scared of a forehead with a knife, /Brandon/

BeeboBreadbin: I’LL CUT YOU!

Dal-Do: Sure you will

Dal-Do: If anything you’ll want my gay inside u

BeeboBreadbin: You right

BeeboBreadbin: I’m always a slut for a walking dildo

Dal-Do: I’m always a slut for a walking forehead

BeeboBreadbin: Bitch.

Damnit, this kid is actually really funny and he’s pretty fucking hot if I do say so myself. Even with a forehead bigger than his shitty bowl-cut, he was pretty fucking cute. Shit, what was I even thinking? I just met this kid.

Patrick

I felt bad, I was basically using Pete but even for someone as sloppy as him, he was really a fun person to have as a fuck buddy. He was hot as hell, rough, kinky and there were no strings attached! Perfect.

I know it’s fucked up but I’m not out and I’m the biggest commitment phobe on the planet. Yes, I understand that I’m problematic.

For once, I’m the first one awake. It’s only about six in the morning but I was wide awake. Pete squirms in his sleep, mumbling something. He talked in his sleep a lot, most of it was just incoherent mumbles and others were clear, mostly him muttering something to his mother or a friend.

I’m on my phone, checking all my notifications and such, texting some friends and writing down some lyrics.

“Patrick.” I hear and nearly jump out of my skin, I turn to find Pete sound asleep in the nearby bed.

“Yeah?” I raise my brow.

“Lay with me.” He murmurs sleepily.

“Um, What?” I choke in utter shock, this was probably the most crazy thing he’d said.

“Please, baby?” I feel the same itch that runs through my body when I’m in a relationship and begin to get jittery, needing to get out.

“Uh, I-I’m… P-Pete? I’m- er, uh, not…” I stammer out anxiously.

His words come out incoherent now and I know I can’t keep doing this anymore…

Pete

I am falling madly in love with Patrick Stump.

This is so bad.

I knew that Patrick won’t ever love me he’s not like that. He tells me all the time, he’s not the ‘forever with you’ type, he’s the ‘hump and dump’ type. It baffles me.

He’s so careful with everybody and everything, not wanting to upset anyone and yet this little ball of happiness is the biggest fucking slut on the face of the earth.

Damn, I want to hate him.

But, who could hate Patrick Stump .

Alex

The room was dim, light seeping in through the old smashed windows and the cracks in the old chipped wood of the abandoned wooden cabin Some light also poured in through the cracks and holes in the ceiling. The cabin was old, rotten, gross and falling to pieces but it was ours . And that’s all that mattered.

Hs fingers run through my somewhat long hair, his forehead pushed firmly to mine, the tips of our noses brushing. Our legs were tangled around each other as we sat across from each other on the ground.

“Lex?” I can feel his warm breath caress my lips.

“Yes, boo?” I coo back softly.

“So, um… What…” He pauses, pulling his head back from mine, “What are we?”

“Alive.” I reply with a coy smile, leaning in to kiss him again but he moves back, detangling himself from me. He seems frustrated by my reply.

“You know what I mean, Alex.” He grumbles, using my full name.

“I don’t know? We’re just friends that are like… More than friends but… Less than lovers… You know?” I let out a shaky breath and an awkward frown.

“No, Alex.” He huffs, “I don’t know.” He stands and starts to pace, “We’re either dating or somebody's being used.”

“It’s not like that! I just don’t want labels and people like, knowing!  I like our secret , Jack. I love this .” I frown sadly.

“I don’t ‘ love this ’. I want to hold your hand, kiss you, touch you, love you, wherever and whenever I can. I want to scream my love from the rooftops because, I love you, Alex . You never say it back but I’m fucking madly in love with you and you know it, Alex.” Jack tosses his hands in the air, “I don’t want to be a dirty little secret anymore, Alexander.” I wince at him using my full-on first name.

I let out a soft sigh, “I’m not ready for that… I like how we already are…” My voice cracks with desperation.

“I’m not doing this anymore.” He shakes his head and I feel my heart start to sink, “I’m done… I want to be something that you're proud to call yours.”

I swallow hard, “Wha-... What are you trying to say, Jacky…?” I’m trembling.

“We’re done. This… Is done.” He looks me dead in the eyes as he shoots his words like daggers into me. I let out a sob and then I can’t stop, shaking violently and bawling my eyes out. Jack shakes his head at my tears, turning to leave.

“I love you, Jack!” The words I’d neglected to say for so long finally spilled from me, my voice leaking emotion that spilled over the room.

“Well, you’re too late.”

And he’s gone.

Dallon

I’d been talking with Brendon for about two, almost three, weeks but I already knew this kid was something special. All of my friends were extremely concerned with how attached to this random stranger I’ve become.

BeeboBreadbin: Dallon

BeeboBreadbin: Dal

BeeboBreadbin: Dal-Do

BeeboBreadbin: Yo!!! Dildo!!! Fucking reply damnit!!!!!!!

BeeboBreadbin: The forehead is gonna come stab ya ass

BeeboBreadbin: (With this dick!!!!)

Dal-Do: Pls do

BeeboBreadbin: Dildo! You’re back!!

Dal-Do: And gayer than ever!! ;)

BeeboBreadbin: Fuckin’ gayyy

Dal-Do: You know it

BeeboBreadbin: Wanna see my new room decoration?? (It not for indended use btw)

Dal-Do: Yus, send (n00ds) pls

BeeboBreadbin: Those come later

BeeboBreadbin: /Image Attached/

Dal-Do: IS THAT A /GLASS/ FUCKING DILDO!!!???

BeeboBreadbin: Yee! (Not for anal use I swear)

BeeboBreadbin: I named it Dallon <3

Dal-Do: What an honor it is to be shoved up your ass, /Brandon/

BeeboBreadbin: >:(

BeeboBreadbin: It’s decoration

BeeboBreadbin: /Image Attached/

BeeboBreadbin: On tha Pianooo

Dal-Do: Urielectric?

BeeboBreadbin: ???

BeeboBreadbin: O shit that thing

BeeboBreadbin: I do the musics and that’s what my studio (aka my friend’s basement) is called.

Dal-Do: You don’t live with your fam?

BeeboBreadbin: Nah, they kicked me out cause I’m a bi atheist

Dal-Do: A Gaytheist?

BeeboBreadbin: Y

BeeboBreadbin: E

BeeboBreadbin: S

Dal-Do: Relatable

BeeboBreadbin: /Image Attached/

Dal-Do: WHaT ArE U doInG WIth uR LEg!?!?!!????!!!

Dal-Do: Are those leather pants!???!!!

Dal-Do: You fuckin’ SL00TE!!

Dal-Do: ANd ThoSE BOOtS??!!

Dal-Do: ARE YOU A FUCKING STRIPPER??!!!???!!

BeeboBreadbin: Only for u, boo ;)

Dal-Do: That’s gay

BeeboBreadbin: Yep, That’s me

Dal-Do: THAT’S SO RAVEN!!!!!!

BeeboBreadbin: Bitch you cheating on me with Raven Simone

Dal-Do: We ain’t even dating tf?

BeeboBreadbin: Damnit

BeeboBreadbin: My Plot

BeeboBreadbin: FOILED!

BeeboBreadbin: *Sobbing*

Dal-Do: That was fucking lammmmeeeeee!

BeeboBreadbin: Just like you

Dal-Do: /Image Attached/

Dal-Do: Gon fite u

BeeboBreadbin: Ooo!! Sweati and Sexi!!!

Dal-Do: Damn right hoe

Dal-Do: You better fucking enjoy that pic!!

Dal-Do: Everybody thinks I’m a psycho from running around first to get all sweaty and then taking fucking weird ass pics of myself while running.

BeeboBreadbin: That’s hawwttt!!!

BeeboBreadbin: I’d lick you, bro (Full Homo)

Dal-Do: Wtf??? Lmao, you’re fucked up

BeeboBreadbin: You rite

BeeboBreadbin: I is

BeeboBreadbin: Fuck I gtg, ttyl

Dal-Do: Awe ;,( come back soon

I frown and toss my phone to the side. May as well go see what everybody else is doing for once.

Chapter Masterlist ~

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Two - On the Rooftop with You

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Four - Memories I Keep Locked Away for Times Like This

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Shadowhunters Season 2 Episode 6 Thoughts- Notes

IM SO FUCKING READY FOR THIS DATE MY MAN HOLY SHIT

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I FORGOT ABOUT SIMON AND LUKE AHHHHH!!!!

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Is one of the iron sister's Billie from Supernatural?

Badass women fighting is what I'm here for

That wall run was lit

Clary's drawing runes!

You can't find it because she created it!!!

RAPHAEL AND SIMON AHHHH

Oh god what is Raphael gonna do

CLIZZY!!!

Izzy's hair is beautiful

No, you're not all healed Izzy

Izzy's a liar and is definitely using too much

Izzy loves her back up Aldertree

Simon and Clarry queer besties

Wow wolves are such assholes to Simon like he didn't choose this life back up

Ooh Maia

Luke wtf

Wolf transformations look painful

One commercial break and no date- not even Alec

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MAGNUS THIS IS WHAT I WANTED

ALEC AHHH

MALEC THIS IS WHAT I WANT

MAGNUS CALLING ALEC ALEXANDER IS MY KINK

I FUCKING LOVE THEM

MAGNUS TELLING ALEC HE NEEDS TO TAKE CARE OF HIMSELF IS MY KINK

THEYRE IN SUCH A GOOD RELATIONSHIP

Simon and Maia- did they get together in the books?

I want them to work together to find Luke because I need them to find Luke

The outside of the iron sister's HQ looks so fake

Izzy and Clary are such a power couple

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Woah Luke has a sister?

Ooh she's a demonic impurity Clary's fucked because she's contaminated

You can fuck off Aldertree

Yeah Jace- he's such a protector I respect that

ITS THE DATE

"I'm not a drinker at all" AHHHH THEY'RE SO CUTE TOGETHER

AHH ITS THE POOL SCENE

AHHHHHHHHH

I FUCKING LOVE THEM

AHHHH THEY'RE SO CUTE

Besties since first grade- so cute

Ha awkward- tried to kill your vampire ally's best friend's love interest

Maia and Simon are such cute friends- sharing horror stores

AHHH BACK TO THE DATE

They ARE both competitive

OMG MAGNUS IS FINDING OUT ALEC'S NEVER BEEN IN A RELATIONSHIP

ALEC LOOKS SO SHY

IM SO SHOOK

MAGNUS IS SO SHOOK

THE WORLD IS SHOOK OMFG

Clary's such a stubborn bitch of course we're gonna think you had demon blood too

Omg she doesn't?! That makes no sense

Did this really have to be a wet t-shirt contest

Omg Izzy will though because of the unhealed wound on her back

I knew it

NOOO IZZY

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Poor Izzy it was her dream to be one of them

SEE I KNEW ALDERTREE WAS A LYING BITCH THAT MOTHERFUCKER'S GONNA DIE

Simon and Maia have so much in common they're really cute fuck I don't wanna ship them

Aww Maia was so scared

Her hair was cute long but I do prefer it as it is

Luke is such a nice guy he's such a dad omg

OMG THE DATE

MAGNUS IS NOT JUDGING YOU OKAY ALEC

THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH YOU ALEC I LOVE YOU

"Until you came along" AHHHH

"You're so innocent" AHHHH

YES YOU ARE DIFFERENT HE'S NEVER BEEN WITH A SHADOWHUNTER LIKE YOU

OMG 17?! IS IT BECAUSE OF THE EMOTIONAL TRUAMA OF THEIR DEATHS

OMG 17000 HOLY SHIT

ALEC LOOKS SO SHOOK

DON'T COMPARE YOURSELF TO THEM ALEC

WHY DID YOU ASK ALEC

I JUST WANTED A CUTE DATE WHY YOU GOTTA DO THIS

UGGGHH THEYRE SO CUTE I JUST WANT THEM TO BE HAPPY

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I really don't care about Jace and his problems

BUT FUCK ALDERTREE THIS BITCH CAN GO

Luke is not gonna kill innocents I know that

That IS Billie from Supernatural

SIMON IS STANDING IN THE WAY OMG SO BRAVE

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SIMON GIVING THIS CUTE ASS REMINISCENT SPEECH HURTS MY HEART

Really? An eavesdropping rune?

LUKE IS OKAY THANK GOD

LUKE IS SO BROKEN OMG

OMG MAGUS AND ALEC WALKED HOME

ALEC WAS QUIET NOOO

YOU TWO ARE NOT TOO DIFFERENT YOU'RE OPPOSITES AND THATS WHY YOU LOVE EACH OHER

NO ALEC DONT LEAVE

MAGNUS DONT LET HIM LEAVE

ALEC STAY

YESSSS HE STAYED

HE IS LEARNING TO NOT RUN AWAY FROM HIS PROBLEMS AND TO FACE THEM AND WORK THROUGH THEM AND IM SO PROUD OF MY BABY BOY

"I don't care how many people you've been with/ And I don't care about how many people you haven't been with" OMFG YES THIS IS SO GOOD COMMUNICATION AND ACCEPTANCE THIS IS WHAT IM HERE FOR I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

THEY KISSED OMG THIS IS WHAT I WAS WAITING FOR

THE CROPS ARE GROWING THE SKY IS BLUE LIFE IS BLESSED BY THIS KISS

JACE WHAT THE FUCK

YOU FUCKING COCKBLOCKING BITCH

UGH JACE WHY

OMG MAGNUS' ARM WAS AROUND HIS WAIST AAAHHHH FUCK ME UP

I have Jace's exact jacket omg

OMG THIS IS THE START OF THE SIMON/JACE/MAGNUS LIVING TOGETHER AHHH

Maia and Simon are cute- I don't wanna ship them but they're cute

Clary looks a bit jealous. Idk why since she hasn't ever found him interesting but okay we'll go with this

Luke is such a good dad

Izzy is telling Aldertree off yes fuck this deceitful bitch

YES IZZY DIDNT SNITCH ABOUT THE RUNE IZZY IS SUCH A LOYAL GF I LOVE HER

FUCK YOU ALDERTREE

OMG WHY DID SHE STAB HER

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

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JACE AS SIMON'S WING MAN AWWW

ALBERTO'S ABS YESSSS

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

ARE WE GETTING A MALEC SEX SCENE

HOLD IT

STOP TIME

I NEED A YEAR TO PROCESS THIS

I CANNOT

WHAT

IS LIFE REAL

I CANNOT

HOLY FUCKING SHIT WE MAY GET A SEX SCENE

IF JACE FUCKS THIS UP TOO I WILL PERSONALLY KILL HIM