#Alexa Piper

[alexapiperwriter]

The joys of writing. Seriously though, I love the Devil and his necromancer.

[whimsicalmeerkat]

WIP Wednesday words!!

Collabang fic

Sorry this has taken forever! Have a snippet from a drabble that grew legs and ran away.

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He winces as Hades nails Lucifer with a handful of mud distressingly close to his cock. Persephone—Sephy to her friends—winces along with him.

“They really should just pull out a ruler,” he mutters.

“I told you Tiamat thinks they already have and made a pact of secrecy?” Sephy inquires.

[bookstattoosandtea]

Release Blitz, Excerpt & Giveaway: Illuminated by Alexa Piper

Title: Illuminated Series: Vampire Tales 1 Author: Alexa Piper Publisher: Changeling Press LLC Release Date: February 10, 2023 Heat Level: 4 – Lots of Sex Pairing: Male/Male Length: 126 pages Genre: Romance, Action Adventure, Dark Fantasy, Paranormal Romance, Suspense, Bisexual, Multisexual & Pansexual, Gay, Magic, Sorcery, and Witchcraft, Murder Mystery, Vampires Add to Goodreads Synopsis Ethan…

[dddemigirl]

The yell that just escaped me when I saw Rose again 😭

[diavolito]

Despite all the concerns, SOI has been such a joy eventually ❤

Now rest well until FaOI please 🙏

[alexapiperwriter]

Coming soon!

Warning: contains side characters who banter, murder, biting, and perfectly unremarkable cookies.

[whimsicalmeerkat]

Collabang fic for WIP Wednesday please

Have some sentences from a ficlet from a fandom that doesn’t yet exist on AO3.

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Lionel sits with Persephone and watches their alpha gods play in the mud. Oh, he’s sure they would say they’re doing something else, but he knows a mud fight when he sees one. Once, he would have said it isn’t every day you see two death gods wrestle, but now it seems to happen every day he and Lucy are in Scotland.

[wrestlingchampions]

2022 in WWE 24/7 Champions (RIP)

[leaderlamby]

Daily Sermon #86

Since everyone's preferences and personalities are very different, this may be a bit difficult to explain but

If you are interested in a romantic partner, there is ONE VERY IMPORTANT trait they must have!!

And no, it's not loving me above everything else... though that would be nice.

They need to be good at listening.

They should listen to your boundaries.

Listen to your problems.

Listen to your achievements.

Listen to your interests.

Listen to the things you've felt comfortable enough to tell them about but no one else.

Any ideal partner would know how to make you feel heard and consider your feelings.

And you should be able to do the same.

[wintrydapples]

JGP starts tomorrow! Looking at orange costumes today. Orange is generally not a color I like (except on leaves and cats) but these are the ones I love (like Wakaba’s) or at least tolerate (like Alexa’s).

[tbzhub]

Avoiding anything Yoongi’s done like the plague. I’m not ready.

But I am soooo curious about rockstar yoongs 

[hoes4hoseok]

whenever my irls come back to our hometown (where i live) and don't hmu it hurts me so much

[just-merce]

Ripley Makes Her Choice

Embed from Getty Images After winning the women’s Royal Rumble over the weekend, all eyes turned to Monday Night Raw to see who Rhea Ripley would choose for her title shot, Bianca Belair or Charlotte Flair. The Australian was the first entrant and would last the entire match. A couple of highlights from the match, one was giving the Piper Niven a Riptide, while the other was eliminating the just…

[ichimerapunk]

Plot Bunny: Danny Is an Unwilling & Unwitting Organ Donor 

Danny (in human form) and one of the Bats is captured by Doctor Hugo Strange (I can’t think of another Gotham rogue likely to do body experimentation). His weird experiments this time around started out with swapping organs from one person (Danny) and with another person’s (the Bat of choice).

Doctor Hugo Strange had only just sown both of them back up but before he could go any further in his experiments, the rest of the Bats arrive at the rescue. By the time Doctor Hugo Strange is subdued Danny’s ectoplasm has healed both wounds on Danny and the Bat-of-choice.

Thinking they stopped Strange before he could do anything, they take their family member home to recuperate and send the civilian on his way.

All is thought to be well until a day or so later when the Bat-of-choice starts having weird experiences. It starts out subtle, but things only grow more apparent as Danny’s ectoplasm-infused organ begins to “infect” more and more of the organ recipient’s body with ectoplasm.

Basically, Doctor Strange accidentally starts one of the Bats on the path to slowly turning into a halfa (or just heavily liminal, if preferred).

Which Bat is effected could be just about anyone; however, if its Tim/Red Robin, Tim gaining a new spleen (and Danny’s body just regrowing a spleen in its place) would be an easy choice. Or maybe Jason/Red Hood and the early signs of rising ecto-contamination could be mistaken as something related to his past dip in the Lazarus pit.

Explaining away shit:

- Handwaving explanations for there being no organ rejection, etc.? Ectoplasm BS.

- Handwaving how nothing was noticed by the Bats during a ‘just to be sure’ check-up back at the cave? Fast healing/ectoplasm BS. (This story idea is ever so vaguely inspired by the fanfic, “A Gift of a Heart” by Alexa Piper on Fanfiction.net.)   

[alexapiperwriter]

They're now available on Radish!

[jflemings]

— can we always be this close?

pairing: jessie fleming x reader {piper’s world}

synopsis: sometimes, it’s just the three of you

warnings: none

a/n: i needed some fluff post tillies olympic run :)

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My heart’s been borrowed and yours has been blue / All's well that ends well to end up with you / Swear to be overdramatic and true to my lover / And you'll save all your dirtiest jokes for me / And at every table, I'll save you a seat, lover

piper’s sitting on a bar stool at the kitchen counter drawing whilst you and jessie prepare dinner. you’re flipping fritters in the fry pan whilst she chops up some vegetables, the both of you enjoying the music that’s playing over the otherwise quiet kitchen.

you look over your shoulder to make sure piper’s alright before turning back to the task in front of you “how was your hamstring today?” you ask your partner.

jessie shrugs “it was fine. they said there’s nothing to worry about”

you hum “if you need me to help you stretch it later just let me know” you place a fritter onto the plate next to you before pointing the spatula directly at jessie “and don’t brush me off if it hurts”

jessie grimaces slightly.

two days ago you had noticed her walking with a bit of a limp and running her hand up and down the back of her left thigh. when you asked her about it she had insisted that nothing was wrong, but you knew by the way she was extra careful with how she stepped that she was lying.

“i will” she sends you a sweet smile as you narrow your eyes “promise”

pouring more fritter batter into the pan, you hear piper start to sing along to one of jessie’s favourite songs. whatever lyrics she doesn’t know she just makes up, but she continues to mumble the song the whole way through.

“mama” she says abruptly

jessie quickly looks at piper to show she’s gotten her attention “yes?”

“before when you were not in london did you have a different girlfriend?” she asks, not looking up from her drawing.

jessie stops chopping and her eyebrows raise in shock. you, on the other hand, are finding it hard to suppress the laugh that’s threatening to escape your lips.

she looks at you narrowly before turning to piper “…yes, i did. why do you ask?”

“did you like her?”

“well” jessie starts, trying to find the words “she was my girlfriend, so yes i liked her”

piper nods “did you love her?”

you can’t help but drag a hand over your face and mouth, your shoulders beginning to shake a little from giggling. jessie eyes you “why are you wondering?”

“jus’ asking questions” your daughter answers as she puts down her red pencil in favour for a blue one “did you love her more than mummy?”

“i—” jessie cuts herself off. her mouth opens and closes like a fish, unsure of what to say “no, i didn’t”

“because mummy’s the bestest” the little girl nods in conclusion. she doesn’t seem to be phased about asking jessie these questions out of the blue, continuing to casually draw.

jessie’s now fully turned to face piper. her lower back is leaning on the counter and her arms are braced against the edge. although her posture and demeanour is relaxed, you can tell from the look in her eye that she’s treading around the topic lightly.

jessie’s college relationship hadn’t ended on good terms despite her best efforts to remain civil, even though it wasn’t deserved in the slightest. the two of you had been open and honest from the beginning, and she had told you all about her ex girlfriend and their relationship.

“yes, mummy is the best” she answers definitively “and i love you both very much”

piper nods again “i’m jus’ making sure”

“making sure i love you?”

“no” she shakes her head like it’s obvious “making sure mummy is the best”

“well” the midfielder shrugs as she turns back around and picks up the knife “she is”

you shoot jessie a glance and a soft smile before lover starts to play through the alexa sitting on the kitchen counter. your eyes slightly widen in excitement and you turn to jessie with a glint in your eye as you begin to mouth along to the words. she rolls her eyes and continues chopping vegetables, stealing glances at you as you flip another fritter.

you knock your hip against jessie’s as you sway in time with the song, making her smile and shake her head. once you place the fritter onto the plate next to the stove you turn to your girlfriend.

“dance with me” you say as you hook your chin over jessie’s shoulder.

she shakes her head “i’m chopping veggies” she tries to argue.

your chin digs into her shoulder slightly and you snake one arm around her waist whilst grabbing the knife with your other hand. after placing the knife down safely onto the chopping board you spin her around to face you.

“the veggies can wait a minute. we’ve never danced with eachother before”

“because i can’t dance!” the canadian protests as you grab onto her hand “and it’s hard”

you laugh at jessie’s almost distraught expression as you place her hand on your shoulder and yours on her waist “dancing is easy jess”

“for people with rhythm” she mumbles as her fingers flex on your shoulder

“you’ve got rhythm” you wag your eyebrows suggestively.

jessie looks away from you bashfully, the blush blooming across her cheeks. she ducks her head “that is a lot different than dancing”

“ever heard the phrase it takes two to tango?”

“y/n!” she almost whines in embarrassment, her blush deepening

“okay, okay” you laugh “i’ll stop, just follow my lead”

you begin with a simple two step, just stepping with one foot and then allowing the other to follow. jessie watches your feet intently and follows slowly, making sure that she doesn’t step on your feet or trip over herself.

soon enough, the two of you fall into a nice rhythm and jessie no longer has to look at your feet. she life’s her head and smiles crookedly at you “how do you know how to dance anyway?”

“caitlin and i would dance around the dressing room after a win, which is why i can’t do more than a two step” you answer with a smile “but, hey, you don’t need to know how to cha cha to dance in the kitchen”

“guess not” she responds quietly.

you grip her hand tighter and pull her closer “this isn’t hard, is it?”

jessie shakes her head “no, not really”

you peck jessie’s lips “i love you”

“i love you more” she mumbles back to you “so much”

piper stops drawing and begins to watch the two of you sway and giggle, smiling when jessie missteps. she rests her chin on the palms of her hands and tilts her head, watching the two of you dance.

you unwrap your arm from around her waist and lift your arm so you can spin her. she ducks under your arm and turns before you catch her waist again. you smirk and dip jessie abruptly, making her yelp in surprise.

“oh my god” the midfielder jolts, sighing when you bring her up to eye level “give me some warning!”

piper giggles loudly “my turn! my turn!” she demands whilst getting down from the bar stool she’s sitting on. “me next mummy!”

you let go of jessie and pick piper up in your arms. her little legs wrap around your waist securely and you place both hands firmly on your back as you tip her. she giggles loudly and shakes her head, making her two little buns flop around.

“mama looks so silly upside down” she says as you pull her up, catching her breath.

jessie puffs up her cheeks dramatically “i do not look silly” she says in a faux offended tone “you look silly”

“i think you both look silly” you say. you spin you and piper around once before grabbing ahold of jessie’s hand again, pulling her towards the two of you.

jessie goes easily and puts her arm around you, standing flush to your side. piper reached for her and balls her little fist up in jessie’s shirt, pulling her closer so that the canadian can have you both in her arms.

“you’re my bestest friends” piper says as she leans her head in jessie’s shoulder

“i thought sam and leah were your bestest friends?” you quite her with a glint in your eye.

piper shakes her head “they’re my bestest friends who aren’t my mummies. you are my bestest bestest friends”

you catch jessie’s expression change into something softer, something less humorous than the one she wore before. her hands grip the two of you tighter and she places kisses on both of your foreheads.

“are you hungry? dinner’ll be ready in a minute” she asks your daughter

piper nods “after dinner can we have minty icecream”

jessie nods “if you eat your fritters and veggies you can have minty icecream”