#Aleks yaps

[stinkrat-aleks]

just rewatched xmen apocalypse

[nota1eks]

shoutout to the aromantics who experience romantic attraction. shoutout to the asexuals who experience sexual attraction.

shoutout to the aro&/aces who feel differently about attraction day to day. shoutout to the people who don’t feel love as “everybody else” does.

Shoutout to the Motherfucking Aromantic-Asexual Spectra

[haljordan-apologist]

whether I'm Elwood or Jake Blues for Halloween is all determined by how easily I can find a harmonica on short notice

[nota1eks]

all of this is extremely true; but, that being said, it's also important to not overuse paragraph breaks.

that example there is great for its context (because of its heft and emotion; for anything else, it'd be excessive and, let's be real here, bad), but such a setup is still horrible in the long run. if your entire work is like that it'll be just as -- if not more -- unreadable as blocks upon blocks of text. (i'd argue for it to be more: you don't find valued literature written with every other sentence deserving a paragraph break.)

what's more important is sentence variation: that snippet there was bad as a block of text because it's SVO SVO SVO SVO. It reads like a sad and tired drumbeat.

What you need are spurts -- dramatic insertions! things written as if hushed.

things written as if bold.

in any case, balance -- that's what matters, because -- to borrow ops example --

"butthole butthole butthole butthole butthole butthole butthole butthole butthole butthole butthole butthole butthole butthole butthole butthole butthole butthole butthole butthole butthole butthole butthole butthole butthole butthole butthole"

is just as unreadable as

"butthole butthole

"butthole butthole butthole butthole

"butthole

"butthole butthole"

and also -- god in heaven! -- don't just forget everything you learned in school! chances are you learned valuable lessons about turns of phrase, grammar, literary devices, and the like. those are critical to writing decently -- and just downright necessary to writing well.

you truly don't need a new paragraph for an action. you really and truly don't; and if you do use a new paragraph for a new action, i surely doubt you'll have anything even closely resembling a decently-sized paragraph -- a necessary part of any piece of work, because lengths of paragraphs are included in variation!

TL;DR: variation is key in writing, not where and how often you use paragraph breaks. If your writing reads as monotonous, your issue is not that you're misusing paragraph breaks (or lack thereof); it's that your sentences are all of the same setup.

sincerely, your local grammar police 👍

Whole-heartedly BEGGING writers to unlearn everything schools taught you about how long a paragraph is. If theres a new subject, INCLUDING ACTIONS, theres a new paragraph. A paragraph can be a single word too btw stop making things unreadable

[dumber-alek]

Polish words English desperately needs (or that may exist I just can't think of a close equivalent idk):

- ogarniętość (n) : a trait that is a combination of common sense, street-smarts, and the ability to kinda... Deal with whatever task is thrown at you. It's usually a kind of inherent trait, but you can be ogarnięty in some areas, but not others (work, social life, personal life, etc.) If you're a sensible person who is able to identify a problem, think about what you need to do next, and do it, then congrats! You can call yourself ogarnięty. The closest equivalent I could think of is 'someone who has their shit together' but aside from it being a bit of a mouthful, it doesn't quite communicate the same thing (as it's more general and associated less with being smart than 'ogarnietosc').

- kombinować (v) : it can literally mean to fiddle with something in a more physical sense, but as an abstract concept it could be translated to many different things : to be up to something, to scheme, to work something out, or to lie. Generally, to try to find a way to solve an issue, through either non-straightforward or dishonest means. I think the uniqueness of this term comes from its' ambiguity and versatility : it can mean you're going to try really hard to figure a way out of a situation, it can also mean you try to get out of a situation by lying, cheating, or taking advantage of someone or something.

cwaniak (n) : kind of connected to kombinować, as a cwaniak is often a person that kombinuje. Some suggestions of translations I found are dodger and con man which I guess could be close, but they only capture a narrow part of the semantic field that the word cwaniak describes. It's the type of person that's is a combination of dishonest, untrustworthy, sly, and trying to find the best ways to benefit themselves, usually at the cost of others, and with a mocking attitude towards the notion of fairness. All that while they dodge personal or social responsibility - I would rather call them shifty, cause a con man or a swindler implies a particular operation or a goal someone is trying to achieve. A cwaniak, however, is a way of life.

[alek-gwenlyyn]

Someone's having typing problems I guess

[mapofyourstars]

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[arawsuu]

I should work on my webcomic again and actually like... draw it this time

[stinkrat-aleks]

we were robbed of Erik ugly-crying in the xmcu movies so enjoy these findings of mine (with some bonus crying charles)

[nota1eks]

how the Les Mis production I’m strange manager—ing is going so far, in no particular order:

- Marius and Eponine’s respective actors are dating. irl they flirt by beating each other up (w?)

- Fantine has purple hair and runs the GSA after Cosette abdicated the role

- Javert is prolly nearing 7 feet tall and is the nicest person you’ll ever meet

- Meanwhile Valjean is co-head of the student council and is a Menace

- First crew meeting has been delayed 4 times

- Groupchat is called “twink town” and has subgroups called “twink town jail” and “twink town maximum security”

- I accidentally read out “Valjean physically *comforts* Javert” rather than “confronts” in front of literally everyone.

- Enj and Grantaire have a 4 year age gap, a 2 ft height gap, and do not get on

- The role of “Prostitute #4” has become a joke, wherein everyone says that’s their dream role (this, after our musical director was tearing his hair out for a week over casting and kept saying, whenever we pressed him for the cast list, “I don’t know who I’m going to cast as prostitute #4!!!”)

- Eponine is an extremely skilled singer…in jazz. On My Own jazz standard when?

…to be updated.

[ieetbeez]

[ Rashid Turbulent Wind Headcannons !? ]

A/N : hello freaks👅 Yeah I'm a slow writer what can I say. It's finals season and I have to study for my exams, then finish my 2 art finals by Tuesday but I don't feel like doing it right now... Once break hits I'll lock in a post for that week only.

Rashid is so silly I always smile when I play him. Fun fact he's my 2nd main! It goes Ed, Rashid, Jamie, then Aki if you were wondering (y'all dgaf LMAOO)

[CW] None!

Out of all the guys he’s shockingly NOT the most brain rotted. But he’s 2nd! I give that honor to Luke. Mainly just cause of his VA (ALEKS LE MY GOATTTTTTT).

Genuinely the sweetest guy on the planet. Not a single evil bone in that guy's body.

Not a single broken bone either. Even if he falls on his ass over and over he has never in his life broken anything.

Embodies the word dork to the highest degree. Don't mention any of his interests near him cause he will strike up a conversation with you.

LOVES Kingdom Hearts. He says "Simple and clean!" in his player 2 intro and you know, it could mean nothing but I can see him booting up his PS2 as a kid playing the first game.

'Simple and Clean' is one of his favorite songs.

Loves Natty from KIOF. Unstanned after the birthday party incident

Girl group AND boy group stan. If he ever meets Jamie I think they'd get along great.

But in MY AU they're online friends. They met each other on stan twt "defending" (insulting) a group from anti's

They stay up for comebacks and send each other tiktoks.

Has a pretty Instagram (or SF equivalent, foo-stagram?) account. Everything follows a color theme, organized highlights, pretty pictures, it's remarkable.

Definitely has artistic hobbies. Which ones? All of them! He doesn't have any that he dedicates himself full time to but he's the kinda guy to try anything once.

Doesn't really keep up with the more hands on or resource heavy hobbies but I can see him drawing his own thumbnails or small doodles for his twitter.

Likes to do small drawings for friends.

Critiques the different ads or displays he sees when he's traveling with Azam and they're walking around a major city.

Makes schlatt-esque videos but they're more ad friendly. Like rankings or him just doing random shit. I can see him doing a "watching your guy's interesting powerpoints" and it's him just yapping about how everyone can't form a color palette that doesn't make his eyes wanna kms to save their lives.

On the SF twt equivalent there’s a running gag of “what the fuck is Rashid doing now?”

It started cause within the span of 3 days Rashid fought a world renowned MMA fighter, blew glass, did a no sleep stream wandering around Metro City, got jumped on said stream and won, met the Mayor, fought the Mayor, ran into R. Mika and did an impromptu Mario kart stream, then got banned from Footube for copyright infringement.

Which then caused him to go completely dead for a week before posting a picture with the caption:

"The opportunity of defeating the enemy is presented by the enemy himself"

He later reveals on stream that someone tried to steal his account but he "showed them who's the alpha."

Really good at just dance (and really competitive).

Loves horror movies but he's really jumpy. Like popcorn everywhere, jumping around on the couch, and screaming like a little girl.

He's only embarrassed about it if the ladies (or guys...) are around.

That's a bisexual man if I've ever seen one.

I get a Pompompurin vibe from him.

Genuinely such a tease, whether it be romantic or just friendly banter he's always poking at you. He'd be so confident about it too.

Though if you manage to one up him... He'll be stunned then start laughing about how "I swear my heart skipped a beat!"

He's banned from Metro City's Skyzone.

Rashid reminds me of Dante from DMC in a way. They're both super goofy fun guys that the fandom characterizes as dumbasses when they're like super smart and serious dudes outside of that persona.

On that note, he probably has a lot nightmares regarding the events of SF5. He won't close the chat where she sent her last message and sometimes just looks at her offline avatar reminiscing kind of thing.

I can see avatar(you?) and Rashid bonding over both having lost friends (If you consider Bosch your friend ngl personally I'm not attached but we go around the world for the guy soooooo) due to Shadaloo activities.

I mean if we go by the world tour timeline then it'd be more like Rashid helping Avatar cope.

He practices the Wicked riff to himself in the shower.

He's so husband

[camybellbain]

⭐INTRODUCINGGGG⭐

(drumroooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllll)

🥳The Campbell Bain ask blog!🎤

Informally run by @alek-softy! And inspired by @detective-inspector-hardy :D

📢DISCLAIMERS (updated 3/5)📢

1. You can send in literally anything I do not care.

2. I MEAN IT LITERALLY ANYTHING DEATH THREATS EVEN

3. I'm so bad at reading and writing that I get accommodations in school for it

4. Answers may be yap fests and slash or vent posts because I do what I want as Campbell

5. I'm not good at being comforting but I can try o7

6. I might just make regular not ask posts As pookie baby Camy wamy hamy if I get bored enough

7. IF I AM EVER UNNECESSARILY MEAN TO SOMEONE WHO ASKED A QUESTION I probs know them personally

8. I'M NOT SCOTTISH

9. I'm fine with people sending their cutesy little love letters but like don't get parasocial about it gang it's an ask blog not your boyfriend of 3 years

10. Based MOSTLY off what's in the show + base assumptions from that and of course my own headcannons which basically just consist of facts from my own life like Campbell's Birthday

11. WE LISTEN AND WE DON'T JUDGE I am going to be as Honest and Open as possible in responses

13. On the rare occasion that I don't respond to an ask it's 100% bcs I couldn't figure out how to

14. THIS ISN'T REAL IT'S NOT NOTHING HERE HAS ACTUALLY HAPPENED IT'S ALL FICTIONAL IT'S A STORY (imagine I grab you and shake you) IT'S A STORY

15. Okay. About the flirting WELL I think it's funny but I probably shouldn't be answering the explicit ones but I THINK IT'S FUNNY AND I RLLY RLLY WANNA I don't know try toning it down

🔥🗣️How would Campbell react? Let's find ouuuut!!!!!!🗣️🔥

[alkeneater]

not me getting braver and posting this on tumblr

(a little doodle i made for a reddit post and no i'm not translating this russian yapping it doesn't make any sense anyways)

just Alek (me/my sona) yapping about something happening in college today and Abe listens and has no idea what he's talking about but loves his voice :з

btw explaining why his hair is long: this is a part of my aged-up design for him where he's twenty y.o. and has longer hair!! I have somewhat a headcanon that in high school he had short hair and i had long (which was real) and later in adulthood our hair length switched 👀 i can show you his new design if ur interested lol

🙂ok better to start small, i'll post more art if this doodle won't get any negative feedback

[nerdinyourarms]

🧡 About Mwah 🧡 NSFW 18+

Minors, racists, transphobes, and all the other meany phobes DNI!!!

!!!Will block ageless blogs!!!

Hello everyone! I'm Aleks, he/him also happy to go by any variation of good boy, slut, whore or any praising name! Can always ask if you are unsure, aslong as you are respectful!

🧡 I am your local 20 year old shy, inexperienced nerd who's eager to learn and ready to earn! (Gimme gold stars 🌟) I'm a student residing in the UK, originally from Bulgaria. I am also pretty inexperienced to tumblr as a whole, so bare with me at times, and any help or advice is greatly appreciated!

🧡 This blog will mainly be about my random horny and intrusive thoughts, fantasies, and interests. Aswell as the occasional programmer/nerd talk mixed in. Can often find me needy, easy to tease, and aching for a finger up the ass! I'm mainly here to just yap, but DMs are open. I'm happy to chat, make some friends and fun flirts, of course hehe!

🧡 Moots have my heart and should always feel free to dm, whenever you overcome that little bit of anxiety, you know what I'm talking about. I love to meet new people and make friends.

🧡 Asks and anons are also open. This is a horny safe space, so feel free to get wild in there, too! With any thoughts, fantasies, and whatever else goes in, you kinky people's minds! :)

General Info:

University student specialising in game development

Single as a pringle has ever been

Ladies of all shapes and sizes have my heart and soul

Massive.. gamer - Rocket league, Minecraft, Oxygen Not Included, Horizon Zero Dawn, GTA, to name a few (always happy to make gamer friends!)

A smut fraud, aggressively listening my way back to smut slut status

Marvel and humongous Spiderman fan

Rom com and Formula 1 enjoyer

Call me corny, but I love learning and seeing myself progress in things

A tech, game, physics, combat aircraft, and maths nerd all in one

2007-2018ish pop, The Score, alternative pop

Fishnets and a stuffed ass are a blessing and should be my constant state of living

My kinks:

Femdom & Gentle femdom

Pegging/receiving anal

Prostate play

Sensual play

Giving anal

Bondage

Praise & light degradation

Pet names

Toys

Edging & teasing

Light pain, spanking, impact play

Breeding & creampies

Orgasm control

Overstim

Voyeurism and exhibitionism

Marking

Free use

Breastfeeding/lactation

Receiving & giving moans and whimpers

Begging

Nipple play

Fisting

Maybe kinks:

Light humiliation

Sounding

Light weapon play

Light pet play

Denial

Dub con/non con

Feet

Limits:

Scat, bodily fluids other than spit, sweat or cum

Gore

Extreme pain, degradation & humiliation

Anything illegal, pedophilia, necrophilia etc

Cuckoldry

[alek-gwenlyyn]

Are you saying Japan is scary?

-@kazuma-asogi-blog

Within my first month here I got attacked by villains and have since had WAY to many encounters with them. It's bloody horrifying.

[theladysherlock]

"You must be from the Leviathan."

"Aye," Deryn said, giving Alek a hard look. "Though I was meaning to keep that a secret."

"Secret," Bovril repeated, then made a chuckling noise.

"Don't worry," Alek said. "Lilit and I have no secrets from each other."

Deryn stared at the boy, hoping this wasn't true. He couldn't have told this girl who his parents were, could he?

...

"Alek," said Lilit softly. "You can't go telling this boy our secrets. Not until he's met Nene, at least."

Alek waved her protests away. "You can trust Dylan. He's known for ages who my father was, and he never betrayed me to his officers."

Deryn's jaw dropped. Alek had already told this anarchist lassie about his parents? But he'd been in Istanbul only three barking days!

Big quote, lots of yapping, you know the drill.

Deryn's feeling of betrayal feels more legitimate when you remember that their whole relationship is built on secrets-- sharing them with each other, and keeping them from everyone else. The last time Deryn saw Alek, she had just told him her second biggest secret (being vulnerable about how her dad died) and it was so intense that she thought for a minute he had feelings for her. When Alek told her about his parents, it was an equally vulnerable moment between the two of them (and so intense that she caught feelings).

The vulnerability is what's important, not the information of the secret itself. But she's a teenager and not quite emotionally mature enough to realize that's the case, so she's jumping to conclusions.

Deryn has no way of knowing the context in which Alek divulged that information, but it would be reasonable for her to think that it would have happened in a similar way: with some other girl being there for him while he cried. And on top of that, Lilit says "our" secrets, not "the committee's secrets." We know she means her family, but it sounds to Deryn like the two of them have some secrets of their own.

Of course she feels like he replaced her! She was gone for three days, not even a week, and another girl has taken her spot as the Secret Keeper! Of course she's about to strangle him! I would!

AND ON TOP OF THAT we just saw how much work Deryn put in to find him! After all that and you think you've been replaced? Awful. Horrible.