#Alaskan Thunder fuck

[tripppydaze]

Alaskan Thunder Fuck

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Alaskan Thunder Fuck, commonly referred to as ATF, is a sativa-dominant strain known for its energizing effects and high THC content, typically between 15-20%. This strain is highly sought after by both recreational and medicinal users for its unique high and distinct earthy, pine-like flavor. Tex/ WhatsApp: +49 1521 965 9964

[lunacyxxx]

Differences Aside

MDNI Ghost and Konig are your plugs, but what you didn't know was that they were each other's opps. So, one day you decided to buy from both of them. It was like one of them always had something the other didn't.

You were already kind of high when you were talking to them and thus, here's the tale of how you ended up between two sworn enemies.

Contains: drug use, dominant masked men and fingering nd stuff

not proofread, idk how many words this is. I hope yall enjoy it.))

The sun was going down and you just finished all your tasks for the day. It was time to reward yourself with your normal routine of getting high, you entered your home and smiled excitedly. You quickly make haste to your bedroom getting undressed and going into your personal bathroom, you turn on your shower and begin your nightly routine.

You came out in a towel and went to your closet putting on a long t-shirt and spandex shorts. Music sounded through your room when you connected your phone to your speaker and sat at your desk. The bottom drawer to your left had all your goodies in it, you noticed you were on your last nug.

Coincidentally, you got a text from your plug Ghost.

Ghost: new pack came in, lmk what you want and how much luv.

One thing about Ghost, despite his intimidating appearance, he had a soft spot for you. Honestly when he first pulled up to your place, he wasn't expecting someone who looked like you to smoke. He was surprised when you gave him some extra cash for gas so since then, he's always made sure you got what you wanted and sometimes added in a little extra.

You smiled at his text and replied asking to see his menu, he sent it a couple minutes later and you looked over it. He wasn't lying when he said new because some of this stuff you've never heard of before. You pondered over your choices as you rolled up, "Hmm."

You: I'll take the (fave cereal) edible and a 3.5 of Alaskan Thunder Fuck please and thank you :)

Ghost: Okay darling, I'll be over there in about 2 hours. This would normally be $50 but for you its $30, see you soon

You like his message and light your joint taking in a steady inhale, moving over to your bed you open your window and pull up your laptop to watch youtube. About an hour later, you finished your joint and was watching YouTube until your phone lit up with another text.

Konig: I got new stuff for you to try ;)

Ah Konig, the tallest dude you've ever laid eyes on. How ya'll met was kind of funny, he had the wrong address and was parked outside your home when you went outside to get the mail. He got out of his car and came up to you and thought you were the customer who placed an order earlier that day.

You two talked and he realized he made a typo in the gps, but you still ended up buying something from him since Ghost was out of town for that week. Talk about good luck, right? So like Ghost, he sometimes adds an extra and gives you discounts.

Konig sent you his list and he had new shit too.

You: I'll take one of your carts, you can choose whichever one you wanna give me and a 3.5 of GSC please and thank you.

Konig: Of course, you know I got you. It's gonna be $30 for you."

You liked his message and leaned over to your nightstand grabbing your wallet and taking out the cash you needed.

The cool summer air brushed your skin when you stepped outside to wait for your plugs to pull up, the familiar rumble of Ghost's car and Konig's truck coming down the opposite sides of the street. Ghost parked on the curb and Konig pulled into your driveway.

They both got out, Ghost stood at 6 '4, wearing black sweats a black long sleeve and of course his skull balaclava. Konig hopped out his truck, standing at 6 '10 he wore his sniper hood, gray hoodie and black jeans.

The two men caught sight of each other, and they both pulled out their pistols ready to shoot, "Now wait a damn minute!” The both of them jumped at your sudden yell.

"First of all, this is what we're not gonna do. Especially in front of my house. Secondly, what the hell is y'all problem?"

"Tell me why the fuck he's here first!" they both said, the differences in their accents now very apparent and you felt a very slight ache down there. (iykyk)

"Uh because y'all are my plugs? I can't have two plugs, you both end up having different stuff that hits hard; especially when I mix the two together."

“We actually don’t get along at all," Konig said, eyeing you.

"Yeah, something like this isn't supposed to happen,” Ghost spat out while glaring at Konig

A look of realization crossed your face and you looked between the both of them, "How about you put your differences aside and let's all smoke. I don't really care for stuff like this unless someone I know, and love is involved and stuff. I mean, neither of you shot one another yet sooo."

The two men looked at you then at each other before lowering their weapons, both of them mumbling something under their breaths. You walked over to Konig and gave him the money; in turn he gave you a medium baggie which was new.

You then walked over to Ghost and paid him and he gave you a bag that was around the same size as Konig's. Neither of them would admit they liked pulling up to give you your weed, they often invited you inside their vehicles to chat and show you some of the other products they had.

"I forgot to ask, do either of you have more things to do, I don't wanna stop your bag or anything."

Ghost shook his head and Konig spoke up, "I always save the best for last. Why do you think you always get a little something extra meine liebe?"

Ghost rolled his eyes and scoffed, "I hate to agree with his ass but same here. I'm free for the rest of the night."

"Mkay, now that's settled we can go inside. I should have one of y'all roll, out here just pulling guns on each other and shit." You lead them into your home, the living room has a comfortable sectional with a matching ottoman. There was a mounted tv with your entertainment center underneath it, a bookshelf with books, crystals and all your favorite things.

"Make yourselves comfortable and no fighting, I do have a cast iron skillet and won't hesitate to pop someone with it." You ignore the chuckles coming from both men as they sit on opposite sides of the couch, not without mean mugging each other until you come back with your rolling tray, water and some snacks.

You scooch past Konig while saying excuse me before you sit in the space between them, and thus the smoke session commences.

After about 30 minutes, all three of you were slouched on the couch completely zooted watching Planet Earth. (A/N: idk about y'all but that's the best thing to watch when you're high asf, speaking from experience)

"That lizard has some fucking balls running through all those snakes," Konig commented. You and Ghost nodded, the both of you completely tapped into the show. Over the course of the session, you were sandwiched between them, their thick thighs pressing against your own.

Ghost looked over at you, his eyes red and half opened while they took in your appearance. His eyes flickered up only to catch Konig doing the same thing, Ghost felt a bit ballsy so he put his arm over your shoulder pulling you closer to him.

"Uh?"

Konig saw this and slipped an arm around your waist, also pulling your hips to him. "Hey, what's up with the both of you?"

You looked between the two of them and you could feel the tension building slightly, you honestly liked the idea of your two plugs showing you this much attention. Yet you hoped it wouldn't turn into some type of blood bath anytime soon, "If you guys wanted to cuddle, you could've just asked."

"Let's see who can make her cum the most," Ghost said. You could feel Konig readjust his grip to hold your hips and squeeze them slightly. "Well, I'm already where I need to be. I call going first, as long as meine liebe is okay with it. Ja?" The way the taller man stared you down through his hood had you shook, his red eyes portraying more than just being under the influence. You couldn't stop yourself from nodding.

"We need you to say it darling, if not then we can pretend this never happened."

Not wanting to lose this once in a lifetime opportunity, you gave them the answer they were looking for. "Yes, I'm fine with that."

You felt your shorts being pulled away and cool hands going under your shirt, Ghost moved with a sense of dominance and roughness while Konig too expressed his dominance but in a slightly possessive manner.

Ghost adjusted himself so one leg was on the couch and your back was pressed to his broad chest. Konig gripped your thighs and spread them open with a satisfied huff.

Konig admired your bare pussy before lifting his mask up and diving right in, his tongue lapping at your clit before tracing through all the creases and folds to get a better taste of you. Your moans and lewd slurps echoed through the living room. His tongue moving slowly, as if he wanted to map out each curve a dip of your core.

"Don't forget that I'm here," Ghost murmured. His hands were massaging your breasts and playing with your nipples under your shirt, the overload of the difference in the way they were handling you turns your mind to mush.

You could only imagine how they acted once they got you where they wanted, Ghost took a hold of your throat. His lips brushing past your ear as he bit it, he tilted your head back and looked down at you.

His lustful gaze causing your pussy to clench, Konig noticed the moment you two were having and pushed two fingers inside of your sopping pussy. He angled them up and began thrusting them, Ghost kept your focus on him while he eyed Konig.

The two of them having a heated stare down while you wiggled between them.

Your juices were soaking the Austrian's hands as he slowly worked them in and out of your slick heat, lewd wet noises mingled with your moans in the hazy living room. Konig pushes his fingers upwards trying to find that spongy spot that he knows will drive you crazy, Ghost watches him work his fingers inside of you. His own erection throbbing in his pants, Simon pinches and rolls your nipples between his thumb and forefinger ensuring that he was making you moan louder. 

His hand is still around your throat keeping you in place.

Your breath hitches in your throat when Konig finally finds that spot, he hums and presses on your lower tummy. “There we go, take that shit y/n,” Konig growls before jerking his digits in and out of your pussy roughly. Simon held you close to him, cutting off your air supply slightly while he watches you come undone. His large hands move to grab your wrists to prevent you from pushing Konig away.

At this point you couldn't control your mewls and your thighs were quaking, broken moans leave your gaping mouth as you feel a strong coil in the pit of your tummy. You try to tell Konig to slow down but your words only come out as quivering babbles.

Your feet plant themselves on the couch as your hips buck under Konig’s hand, you throw your head back on Ghost’s shoulder crying out as that coil snaps and you gush all over Konig’s hand and face.

"Bedroom. Now,” the both of them were surely going to break you.

[shegottosayit]

@denimbex1986 tagged me in this but I don’t wanna reblog the long thing so I’m doing my own thing

Rules: Answer the questions and tag 9 people. (Oops)

favorite color: dusty purple

last song you listened to: "Hysterical Strength” by St. Vincent

currently reading: Kairos by Jenny Erpenbeck

currently watching: I picked up some Alaskan Thunder Fuck weed so I revisited season 5 of RPDR

currently craving: pizza… when am I not?

coffee or tea: coffee. Make me a perfect mocha and I’ll kiss you

-- I welcome anyone to participate. Or not

[smokingpotatostuff]

Why do we still call weed strains things like "Alaskan thunder fuck" or "canary gang bang" or shit like that. I'm a grown ass man, not a 14 year old. Just steal some Yankee candle names and call it a day

[o-rthodox]

ayy btw i made some more music

all electric guitar and pedal board.

hella ambient vibes hope y'all like it

[brightlotusmoon]

I love SFV. I gravitate toward sour, fruity, citrus.

Skywalker OG and its family does exist!

Cheetah Piss is good. It's a child of Cat Piss.

There's Double Burger and Triple Scoop and Sour Peel and Berry Pie. There's also Alaskan Thunder Fuck. Oompa Loompa. Hidden Alien. Unicorn Poop. Donkey Butter. Purple Monkey Balls. Scooby Snacks.

Some strains sound like yogurt flavors.

[e-a-noe-henry]

" alaskan thunder fuck " dusted , sativa

peace t. d .

[theplaneswalk]

Heyyy for the ask game: 2, 16, 39, 72, 91 🫶

Thanks Kelly! I'm super happy about my results this year.

2. Cowpoke by Colter Wall. This song just hits every part of what I love about Colter Wall and his genre of country. I love singing along with this in the car.

16 Cha Cha Cha by Käärijä. What can I say but this was a bop for me XD

39. Arizona by Carter Vail. I first found Carter through his memes but then I grew to love the more wistful lyrics of his serious music. This song has been on frequent repeat since like August I think?

72.Alaskan Thunder Fuck by The Atomic Bitchwax. Truly a wonderful song, lots of fun guitar licks and an overall chaotic vibe.

91. Be Gay, Do Drugs, Hail Satan by Super Cassette. This is such a fun song, give it a listen and you'll see why :3.

Thanks again for the ask game! Send me numbers 1-100 and I'll talk about the corresponding song in my wrapped playlist.

[bryanlamar420]

Alaskan thunder fuck

[catreginae]

Apparently, someone at work is offended by 'inappropriate words' at work. If fuck (as a typo) is too much for your poor little eyes and you want somebody to break the rules to fix it, then maybe don't work in the cannabis industry where we have strains names like Alaskan Thunder Fuck and Cat Piss.

Weed names are notorious for being weird, out there, or straight up offensive.

Like, this person is from QA and their entire job is making sure that people are compliant with the rules. Sorry not sorry that fixing it the way we're supposed to means that you can tell the document said fuck at the top of every page.

[myhigrow]

100 Strains Renewal Program—ATF

ATF here does not refer to the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives, but to the Alaskan Thunderfuck, also known as Matanuska Thunder Fuck(WTF).

As a legendary cannabis strain, how did it get that wild name? We may no longer know.

[smokelurrkin]

What are you guys smoking on today?

[shegottosayit]

Girl it’s not even 1:30 and I’ve had most of a bottle of wine and many hits of my “Alaskan thunder fuck” vape and I’m watching season 5 of drag race (yes) and I have the news on in the background and the world is going to shit and I want to go out in my whoreist item of clothing ever to the bodega and get a Kit Kat and cheese doodles with quarters

(It’s the jumpsuit)

[personthatseesdifferently]

You said I’m terrifying. Oh, but I too am terrified. And it’s not enough to stop me. And clearly it’s not enough to stop you. Just slow you down, make you pause. We both know what we have. It doesn’t need words. It just needs moments, like this weekend. Where you know how deeply I love you, and I know this bond is for life. Do you see it yet? Or is that what terrifies you?

[staringatthefiree]

Happy Birthday to me!

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