#Alan the intern

[wafflebloggies]

[andersam5]

The minute I saw this post I just had to draw the Return of Imagination team in it. for the record Dreamfinders only depressed because their hangout restaurant is out of his favorite dessert.

Does it count as EPCOT fanart if its from a niche fic you wrote with your best friend

[lacking-artdration]

CAPTAIN DICK SOLUTION!!!!!!!!!

[brennan-the-python]

Captain Disillusion Junior; and my thoughts

This post is about Captain Disillusion and his cinematic universe. On the off chance this looks familiar, I also posted this on Reddit.

So the wiki says that Junior may not actually be the Captain's son, and it somewhat disregards the fact that he was spawned from the Captain accessing Holly's Digital Genome. It says that his DOB is 2004, implying that Junior ages like a human, and not like a half god half.... whatever the Captain is. But I don't think that's the case. It's been confirmed that Junior is completely digital, and therefore cannot die, even when "deleted". Also the Captain states that he's "spending this millennium with his mother", which would obviously be a moot point if he was mortal, the Captain would just say "The rest of his life" or something along those lines.

I think that he was either born in 2016 as a 12 year old or was born a while ago and is aging very very slowly. Although if he was "born" in 2016 I'm not entirely sure that he was created by the Captain mixing his DNA/Genome/Whatever with Holly's in that moment. I think that he could possibly have been sitting there as a fully rendered but unused file until the moment that the Captain opened it. This would mean that he was made by Holly for the moment that she got with the Captain, hence the "Whenever you're ready, D ;D" comment on the file. Whenever you're ready to start a family? Maybe. It would certainly save the hassle of raising a small child if they spawned in as a 12 year old. Maybe even an eternally 12 year old? Not sure.

While Junior does look like the Captain, in terms of chrome coloring and whatnot, there are a few key differences. In a few videos, we see that The Captain is entirely Chrome beneath that one part of his face. (Whether that's a "disguise" or just how he looks is a discussion for another time) We've even seen him entirely naked (save for the naughty bits) and he is, in fact, Chrome from bottom half of head to toe. However, in the Cicret video, the Captain expresses that the bracelet's projections may not show well on "the arm of (his) black son". Here we see Junior's forearm, which is, in fact, a flesh tone, and not chrome, like the Captain's arms are.

Idk, it's all kind of silly and I know it doesn't matter that much because it's likely that we'll never even see Junior again because the actor is an adult now and has his own life. I was just thinking about this last night and CD is my current hyperfixation. Thanks for reading this far!

[zglvr]

[lilybug-02]

Rocket Corp Intern

Headcannon: the company refrains from using cursors in their tech. And also they paint bucket most of their employees (akin to wearing a work uniform)

Sorry guys. I am once again pushing my multi-hyperfixation agenda on you </3

[astrobei]

byler x jurassic park. thank you for your time.

[tinyclowndancer]

I don’t remember seeing these anywhere, so I want to share a little something to celebrate Matt’s birthday and his incredible work as Alan's voice actor. 🥳🎉 I didn’t include Drowning because it already has two dedicated posts for all its variants, which you can check in the following links: Matt & Ilkka

As far as I’m aware, there’s no unprocessed and/or alternate file for Spiral (NG+). The Dark Place ENH/wake_insights file is the same one used in-game, but I reduced a bit of the noise and tried to enhance his voice. It’s in the pack as well, just in case. You can hear all recordings by expanding this post, but they’re also available for download here. 🖤

[itagakimizuki]

BL DRAMA NO SHUEN NI NARIMASHITA: CRANK UP HEN (2023) | EP 1

[moon-reader01-blog]

Alex: yassen tried to kill my friend's dad!

Blunt: that sounds like a 'you problem'

[just-some-normal-jessica]

nightmare blunt rotation

[wafflebloggies]

how're we feeling after the Al short lads

[ludovicawrites]

We are strong, we are special and we are unique in our own way. For this and more reasons, I wished you everyone a happy International Women's Day~

[jacksonstarkiller]

Virgil: You know that voice in your head tha-

Alan: Which one?

Virgil: The one in your head.

Alan: Yeah, but which one?

Virgil: …

Alan: …

Virgil: Alright, don’t move; I have to make a phone call.

[zglvr]

i don't recall the album cover looking like this

[i3utterflyeffect]

hold the creature