jacksonstarkiller
jacksonstarkiller
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jacksonstarkiller · 26 days ago
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I’m so proud of him and I will 100% lose it if he wins the Oscar for best director
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before they were famous: Film director Brady Corbet as Alan Tracy in the 2004 live-action Thunderbirds movie
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jacksonstarkiller · 28 days ago
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Wip Wednesday
For context, see post 1 and post 2
After 7 months, I repeat 7 MONTHS, I finally finished the pattern!
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Now I just have to fill up about 65 more fish, yay 🥲
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jacksonstarkiller · 1 month ago
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Scott: I didn’t come out of the closet.
I came out of the pantry.
Scott: Because I’m a snack :)
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jacksonstarkiller · 1 month ago
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Kayo: Listen, have I ever put you in an unsafe situation?
Rigby: All the time!!!
Kayo: Well, then you should be used to it.
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jacksonstarkiller · 2 months ago
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I was thinking about a scene for a potential fanfic when the following dialogue came to me:
Scott: See, this is why you need to talk about your feelings.
Alan: Whenever I talk about my feelings, you tell me I’m being dramatic!
Scott: That’s because you don’t talk about your feelings, you shout about them.
Alan: …
Alan: …
Alan: I FIND IT CATHARTIC!
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jacksonstarkiller · 3 months ago
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Scott *pouring coffee*: Why the fuck did we let morning people set the world’s operating schedule?
John: We did it while you were sleeping.
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jacksonstarkiller · 3 months ago
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Gordon: What’s your biggest fear?
Virgil: Being alone.
Gordon: *gets a tarantula out of its cage*
Gordon: Guess again, idiot!
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jacksonstarkiller · 3 months ago
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Fermat: It’s dark in here.
Alan: Don’t worry, I got this.
Alan: *stomps his feet*
Alan: *sketchers light up*
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jacksonstarkiller · 3 months ago
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Finally! Someone who understands me!
The way I see it, they put Alan in a blender, set on fire what came out of it, threw the ashes out, and the created an entirely new character.
I think TAG is great but one of three main reasons why I don’t watch it as much as TOS or other Anderson shows is that little CGI monstrosity.
Why is TAG Alan like that (?)
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jacksonstarkiller · 3 months ago
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Update on the fish cardigan cosplay!
For context, check my previous post
After finishing the pattern on the front, I decided to change tactics and get the pattern on the whole thing first and then fill in all the fishes.
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Next step is put the pattern on the sleeves and the shoulder bit. Wish me luck! 🥲
And yes, that is a Thunderbirds (2004) duvet 😌
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jacksonstarkiller · 3 months ago
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Scott: I’m still tired from all the CrossFit this morning.
Virgil: It’s pronounced “croissant” and you ate four of them.
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jacksonstarkiller · 4 months ago
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Captain Blue: I wasn’t that drunk!
Captain Scarlet: You coloured my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.
Captain Blue: BECAUSE YOU ARE!!!
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jacksonstarkiller · 4 months ago
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Virgil: Anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?
Alan: Can’t relate.
Scott: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?
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jacksonstarkiller · 4 months ago
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Gordon: I’m a multitasker.
Gordon: I can disappoint 15 people at once.
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jacksonstarkiller · 4 months ago
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Gordon: What’s wrong with you?
Alan: Loaded question, elaborate.
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jacksonstarkiller · 5 months ago
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Virgil: You know that voice in your head tha-
Alan: Which one?
Virgil: The one in your head.
Alan: Yeah, but which one?
Virgil: …
Alan: …
Virgil: Alright, don’t move; I have to make a phone call.
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jacksonstarkiller · 5 months ago
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I could not let this post go by without saying: the turbocharged version of “Sun Probe,” my beloved!
I wish every grump on facebook complaining about tag on thunderbirds day today a very 'Woe, turbo charged thunderbirds upon ye'
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