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Fermat: It’s dark in here.

Alan: Don’t worry, I got this.

Alan: *stomps his feet*

Alan: *sketchers light up*

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Finally! Someone who understands me!

The way I see it, they put Alan in a blender, set on fire what came out of it, threw the ashes out, and the created an entirely new character.

I think TAG is great but one of three main reasons why I don’t watch it as much as TOS or other Anderson shows is that little CGI monstrosity.

Why is TAG Alan like that (?)

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Update on the fish cardigan cosplay!

For context, check my previous post

After finishing the pattern on the front, I decided to change tactics and get the pattern on the whole thing first and then fill in all the fishes.

Next step is put the pattern on the sleeves and the shoulder bit. Wish me luck! 🥲

And yes, that is a Thunderbirds (2004) duvet 😌

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Scott: I’m still tired from all the CrossFit this morning.

Virgil: It’s pronounced “croissant” and you ate four of them.

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Captain Blue: I wasn’t that drunk!

Captain Scarlet: You coloured my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.

Captain Blue: BECAUSE YOU ARE!!!

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Virgil: Anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?

Alan: Can’t relate.

Scott: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?

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Gordon: I’m a multitasker.

Gordon: I can disappoint 15 people at once.

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Gordon: What’s wrong with you?

Alan: Loaded question, elaborate.

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Virgil: You know that voice in your head tha-

Alan: Which one?

Virgil: The one in your head.

Alan: Yeah, but which one?

Virgil: …

Alan: …

Virgil: Alright, don’t move; I have to make a phone call.

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I could not let this post go by without saying: the turbocharged version of “Sun Probe,” my beloved!

I wish every grump on facebook complaining about tag on thunderbirds day today a very 'Woe, turbo charged thunderbirds upon ye'

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Gordon: I feel like you’re always making up rule and stuff.

Jeff: Like what?

Gordon: Like if I don’t clean my room, a portal will open and take me to another dimension.

Jeff: Well, that’s what happened to your brother Wally.

Gordon: My brother Wally???

Jeff: Exactly.

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IT IS LATE BUT IT IS STILL WIP WEDNESDAY!

I’m going to share my latest idiotic cosplay idea

You know that fish cardigan that Scott wears at the end of Danger At Ocean Deep?

(If you thought I was going to risk my life by cropping John out of the shot, you thought wrong, my friend)

Well, my brain looked at that and thought: I can recreate that! So here the fuck we are …

Two months of stitching and the front side is almost finished.

I have a feeling I will finish my master’s degree before I will finish this shirt. But hey, at least I’m not doing drugs or something🤪

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Rigby: What’s the signal when something goes wrong?

Scott: We yell, “Oh shit!”

Rigby: … That’ll work.

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Scott: Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey!

Virgil: I’m a vegetarian.

Scott: Wakey, wakey, vegetables and sadness.

Virgil: I can have the eggs!!!

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Alan: I can be mature.

John: 🤨🤨🤨

Alan: Hey, I didn’t say I’ve been acting mature; I’m just saying that I’m capable of it.

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Scott: I just saw a post that said you’ll either go to your best friend’s funeral or they’ll come to yours.

Scott: And then I started crying.

Virgil: Stop stressing.

Virgil: With the way you drive, we’ll be dying together.

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Scott: You know what they say, what doesn’t kill you makes you-

Alan: The proud owner of a bunch of unhealthy coping mechanisms and an alarmingly dark sense of humour.

Scott: …

Scott: Dude, are you okay?