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ANGELS OF PORN

DARK! Aemond x pornstar! Reader
$10,000 LOOKING FOR DOED EYED PRETTY GIRL WHO WANTS TO MAKE A QUICK BUCK. ONE TIME PORNO, MUST BE OKAY WITH LIGHT SLAPPING, ROUGH SEX AND CHOKING. SEND A PHOTO.
WARNINGS; rough sex, slapping, choking, major character death. blood, oral? mood board
He's watching you undress in the back of the RV through the mirror, It's all hazy. Pulling on white socks, frills spilling over the brown couch in the back. âTrailer trash scumâ is what Aegon said, pressing white knuckles into the steering wheel, as he huffed onto a cigarette. He couldn't wait to see your blood spill over the pretty whites. He's not religious but he could see himself worshipping your body, under tight lips and pretty prayers. Rotten. Groomed into a cult over Myspace and 4chan. He piqued his own interest after seeing the gore videos of pretty girls' necks slashed open in orgasm. La petite mort. He wants to see how far Aegon is gonna take it. And now you're living and breathing in front of him. Thick ringlets, soft perfumed skin, He starts to wonder if he can go through with it. You smile at him as you catch his eye.Â
Ten grand for a porno on Craigslist, an hour after the ad had come up your pretty picture had been burned into the cornea of Aemonds eye. The Perfect slut. Pink-lipped, wide-eyed doll. Picked up at the gas station. He watched you hum into a cigarette, your eyes trailing over him. He waited for the disgust to glaze across your eyes, but you pulled him into a handshake. Winking as you hopped into the RV with a sway of hips. Aegon only grinned up at him. Gapped teeth. He ran his hand over his shaved head. Stretching his arms out and then pulling straights out of his cargo.Â
You run your hand over Aemonds shoulder, head dipping into the crook of his neck and pulling his lighter into your hand. He swallows, you watch his shoulders fall and he unzips his Adidas jacket as the aircon falters. He shrugs it off. You light your cigarette and then stare into Aegons eyes, crinkled at the corners he's smirking to himself. You're thinking he's ex-army, wearing a tribal band around his arm, smooth and precise movements.Â
âWhat you gonna do withâthe money?â Aegon mutters. His fingers are pointed as he takes the ciggie into his mouth, lips snarling as the smoke escapes, you watch the muscles in his arm flex.Â
Your glossed lips part, âputâa bad man awayâÂ
âGet a lawyer, huh?â Aegon hums, he rolls the window down, and spits, throwing the butt out the window with it. You watch Aemonds face. He stares back at you through a half-lidded eye, you smirk down at him. Watching his fingers clench at his hoodie.
âSomâthin like thatâ you smile, and you pull away from Aemond, lighting your own cigarette. He takes a slow drag of his cigarette, exhaling smoke through parted lips. His gaze never leaving yours, the silence between you heavy. Aemond reaches a hand out to the radio, Dolly Parton filling the silence. He looks up to the mirror, eye fixed on your body as you walk away. Hips shifting the denim shorts you're wearing. You lean over the counter and pull out some mascara from your bag. The RV sways on the uneven road. Lurching to the side, Aemond grips onto the seat and watches you unfazed through the mirror. You smile, shiny white teeth, lopsided grin as you apply blush to the end of your nose, his lip curling into a smirk at the sight of your infectious grin. He finds it amusing, the contrast between the innocent action and the situation you're in.
Aegon pulls into the 24-hour Diner by the highway, The neon sign buzzing like trapped flies. He watches as Aegon shuts off the ignition. The hum of the engine dying out. The Diner is half empty, the bell ringing against the sound of patrons chattering in the night. Aemond can feel the anticipation building in his chest. They had discussed a last meal before the cameras had switched on, and the time had come quicker than expected. Heat pools in Aemond's stomach, and his hands shake with excitement. Aegon opens the driver's door and steps out, the night air rushing in with him. He stretches, his shirt rides up, and exposes the lower part of his back as his muscles tense. Aemond's eyes flick back to you. He watches you watching Aegon through the mirror. He can't help but feel a twinge of annoyance, a brief pang of possessiveness that he quickly shoves down. You smile at him, stepping out of the RV. Cool air tousling your hair. Skin bright against the neon sign. He follows you out. Gravel crunching under his shoe.Â
Warm cheap food fills your nose. Your shoes squeak against the linoleum tiles as you slip into a red booth. You're bathed in yellow light, pressing shoulder blades into the cool leather. Aegon follows sitting opposite you, Aemond sliding next to him. You run your hand over the sticky table, waiting for someone to take your order. Lips pouting. A waitress approaches the table, her expression bored and tired, but her eyes widen as she looks at you, taking in your looks and the way you're dressed. Aemond can see the way her cheeks flush slightly, the way she fumbles with her pen as she turns to the three of you. "What can I get ya'll?" She asks, her voice a southern drawl.
Your head tilts to the side, eyes running over the food kept behind glass, âA slice of that cherry pie and some coffee pleaseâ you smile sweetly.Â
She turns to Aegon, his fingers drumming against the table. Her eyes flickered over the tight muscles under his green shirt. âFor you hun?âÂ
âBacon and egg sandwich extra runnyâ he grunts, eyebrow raising.Â
Her eyes turn to Aemond, he orders an omelet and a coffee, voice low and soft. The waitress leaves, feet pattering against the floor as she hurries off. Aegon lets out a low whistle, eyes raking across your body.Â
âYou're just as pretty as your picture aren't you?â Aegon mutters, his head nodding at you. He's practically salivating over you, eyes hungry. You look at Aemond watching as he clenches his jaw tighter. Aegon laughs, a sound deep and guttural. He leans across the booth, his hands wrapping around the edges, his face just inches away from yours. He's invading your space, but you don't flinch, your expression bored, almost amused. He sticks his tongue out, letting it linger over his bottom lip as he grins. "Sweet little thing like you, huh?" He coos.Â
âI'm not that sweetâcan tell you that nowâ you smirk, eyelashes batting across your cheeks.Â
You watch as Aegonâs grin widens he lets out a low chuckle. âBet you taste real sweet thoughâ his eyes dance over your body. Aemond clenches his hands under the table, knuckles turning white. He notices the way you handle his crude advances. Not bothered by dirty innuendos.Â
The waitress sets down the food without care, plates loudly clattering against the table top. Aegon barely acknowledges her, gaze still fixed on you. You stare ahead, lips pursed. You sip on your coffee unbothered "Ain't gonna eat, darlin'?" Aegon asks, finally breaking his gaze to look at his food. His tone is laced with an underlying darkness, a hint of danger. Aemond can tell he's getting impatient, his fingers drumming against the table.
âI like getting fucked on an empty stomachâ you smile. Aemond pauses, fork midway to his mouth he's barely digested your words before Aegon snorting with laughter. Slapping his knee at the comment. Eyes glittering with sick excitement. You're starting to get real bored with Aegon, it's one crude comment after another. The pattern has already been memorised in your head. You roll your eyes. âI'm gonna go to the ladiesâ you slide out the booth hand brushing over Aemondâs shoulder. He watches you slip to the side to let a lady exit the toilets, then you duck behind the door yourself.Â
Aegon turns back to his meal. Shoving bacon and egg into his mouth. Yolk escapes the corner of his lips. He chews obnoxiously. âCant wait to fuckin killâherâ he mutters, sly grin playing on his lips. âMake our own fucking movie for those sick freaksâ Aemond only nods in return.Â
âToo bad Reaper couldn't make itâ
You walk back to the booth, shrugging on a small knit jumper. Aegon slaps down bills on the table, they exit the dinner and you trail behind them as you light another cigarette. Orange embers glowing in the darkness. Aegon leads the way, keys jangling in his hand. You step into the RV, air humid. Aegon follows, Aemond shuts the door behind him. He feels his heart thudding against his chest.Â
The RV engine rumbles to life, and the vehicle lurches forward. Headlights pierce through the darkness, bathing the road in a pale glow. The trees on either side of the road cast long, sinister shadows against your face as Aegon drives further into the slip road of the forest.Â
You gaze up at Aemond, his dark gaze locking with yours. He watches you intently. The RV is quiet except for the hum of the engine and the soft sound of you exhaling smoke from your cigarette. The engine falls silent, as you pull up onto gravel, Aegon is the first to get up, seat creaking as he stands. Aemond waits, his muscles tensed, his eyes fixed on you. You extinguish your cigarette in the small ash-tray, the smoke curling up towards the low ceiling. You seem unfazed by the situation, your eyes still fixed on Aemond as you rise from the sofa. Aegon turns on the headlights and the area is flooded with a harsh, artificial light, he's already opening the rv door. The cool night air flooding into the vehicle. The light from outside casts a rectangle of light on the carpeted floor, illuminating the space in a pale, artificial glow.
You're standing in the middle of a small clearing, the trees like black sentinels around you. You look like a creature of the night, the shadows dancing across your face. Angelic even.He grins, his eyes roving over you like a wolf sizing up its prey, watching you run and strip off layers of clothing, tossing them aside. Standing there in nothing but your white lace underwear, your body fully exposed in the harsh light.
Aemond watches from outside the RV, his eyes growing dark as he takes in the sight. His jaw clenches, his hands balling into fists. He knows what's coming, he feels his blood boil in excitement. Blood thirsty. Aemond moves towards you, his hands grazing over your bare skin. His touch is gentle, almost reverent, as if he's touching something he shouldn't. Despite the situation, he can't help but feel a sense of possession, a need to protect you. He steps behind you, his chest brushing against your back. He places his hands on your hips, his fingers digging into the soft flesh. âAre we rollinâ yet?â you ask. Pulling loose hairs away from your face.Â
Aemond's face disappears behind a black ski mask, his features obscured in shadow. He pulls the fabric taut, making sure it covers every inch of his face. He looks different now, the mask making him seem dangerous, savage. His eyes burn with a cold, detached anger, a stark contrast to his gentle touch on your skin. You pant against his touch, mewling in soft brushes. Turning to face him.Â
âWe are now sweetheartâ Aegon mutters, you watch his eyes disappear behind a vhs camcorder.
Aemond's breath hitches as your lips caress his neck. He can feel your hot breath on his skin, sending a shiver down his spine. His hands on your hips tighten, his fingers digging into your soft flesh.
The camera recording every gasp and sigh. You're putting on a show for it, for Aegon, for Aemond.
Your hand slides beneath Aemond's wife beater, your fingers caressing his bare skin. His grip on you tightens, his muscles taut under your touch. A soft moan escapes his lips, muffled by the ski mask.Â
You smile up at him. Flashy shiny whites. He runs a hand over your cheek. Your face presses into it. And then he's yanking his hand back, snapping against you cheek in a sharp movement. Your head is snapped to the side. You look up and smile at him through wet eyelashes. A silent plea for more. Your cheek is hot against his palm.
âShit that's hotâ, Aegon mutters. You don't look at him, all your attention is on Aemond. You watch his mask shift, muscles moving under the black fabric. His face moves closer to yours, your arms wrap around his neck, peppering kisses over black cotton, you feel him smirk against your lips. His hands grab at your wrists from behind and suddenly he's wrestling you to the ground. You whine, pressed into the mud, you feel aemondâs body from behind. Belt buckle stabbing into your lower back. Your feet kick upwards. His leg pins you to the ground. You squirm beneath him, your ass grinding into his crotch. Aemond lets out a soft hiss. Your every movement driving him wild. You feel his body responding to your touch. His cargos grow tighter and you feel his hardness press into you from behind. You smirk. He fights the urge to grind down on you.Â
âDirty, Fuckenâslut huhâ he mutters, his hands tracing your spine, pushing you into the grass. Your head turns to the side, revealing a sly grin. You hum in agreement. Growing limp in his arms, and then you pout up the camera, eyebrows raising, your lip shakes. He watches Aegon. He clenches his jaw, watching in anticipation, chest rising quicker as you bite your lip up at him.Â
âKeep goinâAegon barks out. The red light flashes towards you. You feel Aemonds grip grow tighter.
âAre you gonna fuck me or what?â You taunt. Your hips jerk backwards, Brushing against his hard cock â I know you want toâ you sing out, it's like a melody to his ears. He flips your body in response. Back hitting the grass. Your hair lays out like a halo behind you. You run your hands over his chest and press kisses into his neck. Watching as he unbuckles his belt hastley. You nip and bite at warm flesh, pulling your legs from underneath him, brushing past his dick. He lets out a soft hiss. Pulling your body towards him. He sheds your panties and bra. Groping at the flesh he's unveiled. You look so radiant like this. Skin glowing under the headlights of the RV. The tension is palpable between you. He imagines slicing through your skin with a knife and burying his hand inside to feel the heat of your heart. Feel its last beats drum through your chest.
Not yet.Â
His cock runs through your wetness, your back arches against him, feeling the head of his dick knock against your clit, his hand runs up the column of your chest and settles on your neck. He pushes into you, slitting you apart with his thickness, you hum at the intrusion. Wide mouth, eyes closed. His hand squeezes at the base of your neck, you feel the blood flow to your head lessen. Dizzy in his hold. He moves slowly. Torturously slow, head knocking against your cervix. You wince. And then feel his cock slide against the gummy walls. He's quicker driving into you with such force you feel what little air you have get knocked out of you. He grunts against your neck, your eyes water. Feeling the camera closer to your face. You fake a moan. Running your hand down the side of your face and then down Aemonds back scratching at taunt muscles
Laid out like a sacrificial lamb pliant and malleable under his hands. The type of innocence that bites back. âFuckâ you moan out from under him, griping him tightly. You feel him pulse. Hips snapping, into yours, your face reddens. His vice grip around your neck softens, and he pushes two fingers inside your mouth,
. Aegon watches as he smears spit around your face, trailing the wetness down your neck and the valley of your breasts.Â
âShit, tight fucking pussyâAemond moans, low and deep. You're turned on your back, and he slams himself back into you, arm around your waist the other makes its way to your neck, back arching till you're propped up against his chest, head lulling in the crooks of his neck. Sweaty bodies against each other,You tighten around him as he coos at your whines. âYou close huhâÂ
You smile against him. âyeah, fuck so goodâ it rolls of your toungue so quickly, you squeak. He grips your throat and you watch as Aegon nods at him. You turn to Aemond staring into his eyes. His hips falter. Eyes shutting quickly but his hands don't leave you. Grunting as he comes, And then you look back to Aegon eyes running over his body, he's hard. Your eyebrow raises at him. âYou gonna let me suck your dick?â you bat your lashes watching Aegon smirk. Aemonds hands tighten on your body at your words, hands slipping down to rub your clit in tight circles. Your eyes roll backwards, body shaking with blissful pleasure. You come down from your high. Aemonds hand runs down your sweaty face, his eyes darken as they watch Aegon pull his cock out from his cargos. You crawl over to him. Eyes on the camera. You kneel at his feet, the cameras passed into Aemonds hands. It just cuts off his face.Â
You run your hands over his body, pressing kisses down his pelvis. Then you shrug his cargos half down his legs, he beacons Ameond closer with the camera as you stare up at him. Running your tongue against the length of his cock. He pushes your head closer to his dick. Aemond watches as your hands grab at something, but your face remains stotic, too involved with Aegon's dick. He clenches his jaw and suddenly Aegons falling backwards onto the grass, something running down his leg and then he spots it. Shiny silver.Â
The buck Aegon chose a week ago in the hunting store. His eyes widen, his hands falter with the camera. He watches you straddle him, you look back at Aemond, your face stern. âCome on, keep the tape rolling I thought you wanted to make a snuff filmâ your head cocks to the side running your hand over Aegon's lips. You smile down at him. Your hand reaches behind you to the leather handle of the knife. He yelps as it slides to the side in his skin. And then you're yanking it side to side,out from his leg. He whimpers in pain, hands going out to grab at your hair. You push the knife to his neck, Aemond stands moving closer to you. Camera shaking in his hand. He's so bewildered by what's before him he doesn't even think to knock you off his brother's lap. Not that he'd want to.
He watches the blood spurt out of his leg angrily,âWho the fuck are you?â Aegon gasps. Your mouth curves into a smile. The knife traces the column of his neck , over his Adam's apple. You watch thin dribbles of blood mark up the white expanse of his neck. Your body shadows over his face. Perfect silhouette encased in a halo of light. âAemond do something!â his eyes flick towards his brother. And your hand grips his chin harshly pulling him up until the knife is digging into his neck.Â
âYour brother is too pussy drunk to help.â you look into Aegons eyes, perfect swirls of purple, his face pale and sweaty, âIsn't it so sweet? He would have thrown a punch if I asked, hours before I let him have a tasteâ you chuckle at your words. Reaching behind you to plunge fingers into the open wound. He screams out at the intrusion. Tears escaping his eyes. You push a finger into your mouth and then pull it out with a pop âsee iâd lie and say you tasted so sweet, real sweet. But youâre fucking rottenâ you spit.Â
You stand. Running your hands through your hair. The movement is soft and innocent in contrast to what you've done, you sigh. Turning to Aemond, your eyes softening. Your hand peels off the ski mask. Your hand smooths his hair back tenderly, âLike we planned, yeah?â you smile and then your hand traces over the scar he was left. He smiles, eyes closing at your touch. Hand reaching out to pull the knife from your hand.
âYou fucking planned this!â Aegon shouts at the realisation, his face is pale at the blood loss, and Aemond drops the camera in response. He turns to you, capturing your lips quickly. He can taste the blood on his tongue. Warm, metallic. You're right, he is rotten. He smirks and turns to his brother. He grips the knife tightly in his hand. You press a kiss to his shoulder and them watch him stalk over to him.
The camera is heavy in your hands as you lift it from the grass. You kneel next to Aegon. Aemond grips at his hair pulling him from the ground and then lets the knife cut through his skin like paper. You watch Aegon panic. His hands reaching out to stop the bleeding but they only fall into his lap. The blood falls like a red scarf. Coating the grass and his body like blanket. And then his eyes still. His lips left open in a wide panic. Aemond drops his body to the floor. Hand grasping for yours. He pulls you in for a kiss over his body. You feel him shake in euphoria. Hands running down the length of your bare body
He pulls awayâ I don't want anyone touching you againâ his hand leaves a bloody print against your cheek. âGot it, Reaper?â
You smirk up at him. âYeah.âÂ
You pull your hand towards your face, it still stinks of lye as much as you scrub at it. You inhale the cigarette, eyes glazing over to Aemond, one hand on the wheel. The other runs against the soft flesh of your thigh. You smile at his touch. Hand clasping as his own. The sun casts a honey light on his face, hair lighting up golden. The RV pulls up along the side of the road and he pounces on you like a dog. âFuckinâ perfect, and all for meâ
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car rides with nanami is always relaxing and calming.
You two are on your way to go back to your home. When you got in the car, you immediately made your seat flat so you could lay down and close your eyes.
Today was a tiring day, but at least the tripple date with satoru, suguru, and haibara was fun. You guys just went to a mall thats located at the city in the state you guys live in. The girls, including you, shopped like there was no tomorrow. Each of you spending your manâs money, but its not like they care, anything for their pretty girls.
âkento.. could you grab a blanket for me?â you said with a tired voice. There was a traffic jam right now, mostly because its the time when people clock out of work, it was already 8pm.
âHere you go, are you cold? I can turn off the aircon.â Nanami said while brushing some of your hair away from your pretty face.
âNo, its okay. gonâ sleep for a while.â after you said that, you immediately yawn. Nanami helped you fixed the blanket.
âSleep well babyâ he kissed forehead and you drifted off to sleep.
Nanami parked the car and turned off the engine. Getting out of the car and opened your door, picking you up effortlessly but also carefully to not wake you up, good thing your a deep sleeper. He tucked you on your shared bed, before walking out of the house again to fetch your stuff that you bought from the bonnet of the car.
Finally, he joined you for bed. He took of his shirt, then wrapped his muscular arms around you. He whispered in your ear before falling asleep.
âNight baby, love you.â
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White Wine In The Sun
Title: White Wine In The Sun (Prompt- let's go somewhere warm for the winter) Â Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Female Reader Summary: Â Itâs been years since Bucky has truly celebrated Christmas, but this year, he finds himself reluctantly agreeing to spend the holidays with you at your childhood homeâa sunny, warm retreat in Australia.
Word Count: 2k
Warnings: Â Romance, Little Angsty and Fluff, Kissing A/N: Another entry for @the-slumberparty December daze challenge- Day 16) As an Australian Christmas is a different experience for us.. Also itâs 40+/104 degrees here today LOL taking inspo from White Wine In The Sun by Tim Minchin
The sound of jet engines roared in the background as Bucky adjusted his duffle bag over his shoulder, glancing down at the boarding pass in his hand. A flight to Melbourne, Australia, was far from how he imagined spending his Christmas. He looked over at you, the excitement on your face unmistakable as you juggled your carry-on and passport.
"You sure you want to drag me along for this?" he muttered, his tone low but tinged with humour.
You smiled at him, nudging his arm. "I'm not dragging you. You're coming willingly. Mostly."
He huffed, shaking his head but allowing you to guide him toward the gate. "Just remember, this was your idea," he said, though there was no bite to his words.
As you boarded the plane and found your seats, Bucky couldn't help but feel a sense of trepidation. He had never been one for big family gatherings, and the thought of spending Christmas with your family in a small country town made him a little anxious. But as he looked over at you, he saw the excitement in your eyes and knew he couldn't say no.
The flight was long, but eventually, you arrived in Melbourne and made your way to the rural property where you grew up. The drive long from the capital, though Bucky could practically watch you vibrate in the driver's seat next to him, the aircon already blasting in the car. You regaled him with stories of Christmases past in in the country. âDown here, Christmas is typically BBQ, white wine, beers and prawns.â You did wonder if Bucky would miss snow and roaring fires. He listened quietly, his lips quirking into small smiles when you told him about your dadâs chaotic attempts to make pavlova and your siblingsâ insistence on Christmas karaoke when everyone got too drunk or had to much sugar.
âItâs⌠different,â Bucky said cautiously as he looked out car window, watching the paddocks of dry grass and gumtrees past by.
âYouâll love it,â you assured him, squeezing his hand. âIt might not be snowy and cold, but itâs still magical. And I want you to experience it with me.â The house was a beautiful, some old farm house with a wrap-around veranda and large trees surrounding it. Dogs running around the gardens by the house as the car pulled up the long drive. As you stepped out of the car, Bucky followed getting hit in the face by the stifling heat that seemed to not affect you at all as he took in the sights and sounds of the property. You led him to the front door, Bucky looked uncomfortable in the heat already. Your parents came bustling out to greet you, their enthusiasm immediately overwhelming Bucky, though he managed a polite smile as they pulled you into hugs.
âAnd this must be Bucky,â your mom said warmly, extending a hand. âWeâve heard so much about you.â
Buckyâs lips twitched into a faint smile. âThank you for having me,â he said, his voice quiet but genuine.
Your dad clapped him on the back, nearly making him stumble. âCome on in! Bet youâre starving after that flight.â âYour fathers even put the aircon on.â âOh it is a special occasion!â You chime trying not to laugh as you both got ushed inside into the cool. âThought your poor boy might melt on us if I didnât.â You hoped Bucky had been around you long enough to understand âAustralianâ humour or this might be a long few days for him.
Thankfully  Bucky adjusted to the unorthodox holiday traditions your family embraced. He helped your dad man the BBQ as more family descended on the house, earning approving nods for his efficient handling of the steaks. Your sister arrival  with her small family resulted in your shrieking like someone had doused you in ice water, Bucky had barely enough time to register what was going on before you took off sprinting across the lawn almost taking her to the ground in a hug  while her husband carried their new infant daughter from the car. âABBY!â Abby squealed in delight, squeezing you just as tightly as you embraced her, both of you laughing like kids again. âOh my God, look at you! Youâre glowing!â you exclaimed, pulling back to hold her at armâs length. âAnd her! Let me see her!â
Her husband chuckled, carefully shifting the tiny bundle in his arms toward you. âMeet baby Lucy,â he said proudly.
Your heart melted instantly as you reached for the baby, cradling her with practiced ease. âOh, Abby, sheâs perfect,â you breathed, your eyes misting as you took in the soft, delicate features of your new niece. Lucy yawned, her tiny face scrunching up before settling into a peaceful expression, and you swore your heart grew three sizes.
âBucky!â you called over your shoulder, your excitement brimming over. âCome âere! You âave to meet her!â
Bucky, who had just finished placing a perfectly grilled steak onto a serving tray for your dad, looked up from the BBQ. He hesitated for only a moment, his brows knitting together in a mix of curiosity and cautiousness, before making his way over.
âThis is Bucky,â you introduced as he approached, your smile wide as you gestured to him with one hand while still holding Lucy in the other. âAnd Bucky, this is my sister Abby, her husband Jake, and the newest addition to the familyâbaby Lucy.â
Abby gave Bucky a once-over, her expression swiftly turning approving. âSo âis is the famous Bucky,â she said, her voice teasing. âIâve heard a lot about you.â
Bucky glanced at you, a faint blush creeping up his neck. âAll good things, I hope.â
âMostly,â Abby teased with a smirk before extending her hand. âWelcome to the chaos. If you survived the BBQ, youâre halfway there.â
Bucky shook her hand, his grin softening. âThanks. And congrats, by the way. Sheâs beautiful.â
âWant to âold her?â Jake asked suddenly, catching everyone off guard. He stepped closer, offering the baby to Bucky.
âOh, uhâŚâ Buckyâs eyes widened slightly, and he instinctively stepped back. âIâm not sure thatâs a good idea.â
âYouâll be fine mate,â Jake assured him with a friendly smile. âSheâs lighter than a âag of flour. âust support her head, and youâre golden.â
âGo on,â you encouraged gently, your voice filled with warmth. âShe wont biteâyet.â
Reluctantly, Bucky nodded, his expression a mix of uncertainty and determination. Jake carefully handed Lucy over, and Bucky held her with the same precision and care he might handle a priceless artifact. His metal hand rested firmly under her body, supporting her weight as his flesh hand cradled her head.
For a moment, everything seemed to pause. Lucy stirred slightly, her tiny fist waving in the air before she settled again, and Bucky let out a breath he didnât realize he was holding.
âShe likes you,â Abby said softly, her teasing replaced with genuine warmth.
Buckyâs lips curved into a small, almost shy smile as he looked down at the baby in his arms. âSheâs... so small,â he murmured, his voice full of wonder.
Your heart swelled at the sight. You hadnât expected this, but seeing Buckyâcalm, tender, and utterly captivated by your nieceâwas enough to make your chest ache with affection. You exchanged a quiet glance with Abby, her knowing smile mirroring your own.
âWell,â Jake said with a grin, âlooks like Uncle Buck a natural.â
Buckyâs gaze flicked up, meeting yours with a hint of surprise at the title, but you just smiled softly, nodding in agreement. âYeah,â you said. âHe really is.â
Your younger cousins dragged him into a backyard cricket game, where he quickly became the star player despite his initial protests. Watching him laugh as the kids cheered his every move made your heart swell as you sat with your infant niece asleep on your shoulder.
As Christmas day turned into Christmas night and the endless buffet of festive eating turned into casual grazing under twinkling string lights, you found Bucky sitting on the back veranda staring out at the horizon where the sun dipped below the trees. You joined him, handing him a cold drink. You could see a mob of roos bouncing their way across the far paddock.
âItâs different, huh?â you asked, sitting beside him.
He nodded, his gaze distant. âYeah. Different⌠but nice.â He glanced at you, a soft smile tugging at his lips. âYour familyâs great.â
âThey love you already,â you said, leaning your shoulder against his. âAnd I love seeing you like thisârelaxed, happy.â
Buckyâs smile faded slightly, his brow furrowing. âItâs not something Iâm used to,â he admitted. âBeing around so much⌠joy. Itâs good, though. Iâm trying.â
You reached over, taking his hand in yours. âYouâre doing great, Buck. And Iâm proud of you.â Bucky glanced down at your hand in his, his thumb brushing over your knuckles as his expression softened. The quiet moment between you seemed to stretch, filled with the faint hum of cicadas and the distant laughter of your family inside the house.
âI didnât think Iâd fit in Doll,â he murmured, his voice low and almost hesitant. âI mean, thisâyour family, all this⌠normalcy. I wasnât sure it was for me.â
You smiled, leaning into him just a little more. âYouâre wrong, you know. You fit in just fine. Better than fine, actually. I think my dadâs ready to adopt you after that steak performance.â
A small laugh escaped him, a sound that was still rare enough to make your chest tighten with affection. âYeah, your dadâs good people.â
âYouâre good people,â you teased, nudging him lightly with your shoulder. âAnd, for the record, youâre doing a lot better than the time Uncle Rick burned half the backyard trying to light the BBQ.â
Bucky chuckled at that, the sound warming the cool night air. âGuess Iâve got that going for me.â
For a moment, the two of you simply sat there, watching the horizon as the last hints of sunlight disappeared and the stars began to blink into view. The quiet comfort between you felt like its own kind of holiday magicâsimple, real, and grounding.
When he finally spoke again, his voice was quieter, more reflective. âThanks for bringing me here. For⌠all of this.â
You turned to look at him, catching the vulnerability in his expression as he stared out at the stars. âYou deserved it, Bucky,â you said softly. âYou deserve every bit of thisâevery laugh, every hug, every moment of peace.â
His hand tightened slightly around yours, and when he turned his gaze to meet yours, there was something unspoken in his eyesâsomething raw and grateful. âYou make it easier to believe that,â he said, barely above a whisper.
You smiled, leaning in to press a gentle kiss to his cheek. âGood. Because itâs true.â
The distant laughter of your family drifted out onto the porch, pulling both of you back to the present. Bucky glanced toward the house, his smile growing as he squeezed your hand. âSo, when do I get my own honorary ugly Christmas shirt?â
You burst into laughter, shaking your head. âOh, youâre in for it next year, Barnes. And itâs going to have tinsel.â
That night, after everyone else had gone to bed, you and Bucky found yourselves alone on the porch, the warm breeze carrying the scent countryside and flowers. The quiet intimacy of the moment wrapped around you both like a blanket.
Bucky reached out, brushing a strand of hair from your face. âYouâve given me something I didnât think Iâd ever have Doll,â he said quietly. âA home. A place I belong.â
Tears welled in your eyes as you leaned closer, pressing your forehead to his. âYou are my home, Bucky. Always.â The kiss that followed was slow and tender, deepening as months of unspoken longing finally broke free. Buckyâs hands roamed your back, pulling you closer until you were both breathless. He scooped you into his arms, carrying you inside.
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10am and back on my bullshit in light of Recent News.
So I'm gonna bitch about Sniper's camper a little (such as things it realistically would and would not have), and explain some things!
...While using Tilly of course. Camper anatomy course!
For comparison, this is Sniper's camper.



Now, for my issues and corrections with this...
The biggest thing that I notice in canon camper is the extreme lack of windows. Sniper's camper, given the timeline, would be a 60s-era model. Most 60s-era campers did not have air conditioning as their roofing wasn't strong enough to support the weight of an aircon. As you can see by looking at the roof of the camper, his does not have aircon. To make up for the lack of this, you need AIRFLOW or the camper becomes a dangerously high-heat oven. This means his camper would have multiple windows with flywire, not vents, to allow for airflow, and also a greater number of windows than is on the canon model. I will note that the venting front nook window is pretty cool though, and I've never seen one.
Sniper's camper would probably not have a shower, as there's not enough room for one. See how little it hangs off the tailgate? It has a toilet though. ALL campers that hang off the tailgate like that have a toilet. Also, despite Sniper's camper defo having a bathroom, it lacks a bathroom vent for some reason.
Sniper's camper lacks jacks?? I assume this is an oversight due to modelling reasons for SFM, and not that he took the jacks off. The jacks are necessary for maintenance purposes.
The tops of campers are always flat and I don't know why his Does That. I'm deciding it's stylistic reasons cuz otherwise he wouldn't be able to get in bed.
On that noteâSniper has a queen-size bed. I know it doesn't look like one, but trust me, that's a queen-size bed. No I don't care about the internal model that they never planned for anyone to see. It might be a bit cramped in the length department because he's a tall cunt, and it might be a bit cramped in the height department (there's not even a metre of headspace off the bed), but it's not cramped in the "If I roll in any one direction I will fall out" department, I assure you.
I'm not gonna fuss about the water fill hole or the heater or nothing, or the lack of LPG signage. I assume the lack of them is the same reason as the lack of jacks.
Ok, now for some general notes for people who don't know much about campers...
Campers from this era are entirely powered off the vehicle they're attached to. There's something called a pigtail, basically a long bundle of wire, that connects the truck to the camper and provides power, lights, etc. Some modern campers have space, usually under the sink, for a car battery to attach so you can power the camper off a separate battery without the use of a vehicle, but all campers from this era are powered by car battery through the pigtail only. THIS MEANS THAT IF YOU RUN YOUR BATTERY TOO OFTEN YOU WILL BE STRANDED AS YOUR CAR WILL NOT START. Ever leave your headlights on? A lot of people would get around this by using deep-cycle batteries (which are rechargeable), and they usually kept a spare. Or two. Some vehicles, like the Ford Camper Special line, allowed room for two car batteries in the engine bay to specifically get around this. Ideally one battery would be your starter, and the other would be a deep-cycle that everything ran off of. This would prevent you from draining your car's battery, and as deep cycle batteries recharge while you're driving, this works great. Other people (like me) use deep-cycles ONLY, and recharge the batteries by cycling them out as needed.
To use your stove you have to go outside, open the LPG panel, turn the valve on your propane tanks until it's loose, then go back inside, wait a few minutes, turn on the propane ON THE STOVE, and then light your pilot light (if you have a pilot light, most campers from this era do not) or light your burners individually. When you're done cooking or wharever, you have to go back outside and turn off your propane. If you do not do this your propane will leak while you drive.
You have to turn on the water by turning on the water pump, this requires electricity. Most campers have an overhead panel somewhere near the kitchen to do this. Others have it under the sink.
Most campers can be powered without battery as long as you have an electrical source!! See the "camper city power" panelâthis allows you to plug in an electrical cord directly into the camper to power it off that instead of off your truck. Downsideâthis requires an electrical outlet. It's really only used when a camper is home and someone is living out of it, or when someone is camped at a powered campground (like an RV park), which are extremely rare because most RV parks do not allow jack-on campers. I've only ever used this plug at home. đ
Campers run on fuses. Given the era, Sniper's camper would probably run on old SFE glass fuses, likely 20As (mine runs on SFE-20As across the board).
There will be a part 2 to this showing the interior layout and what that's like when I get around to it later today.
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baby, I'm the whole damn meal
I have no explanation other than I need to find myself a dbf!Joel of my own because this man is magic. Welcome to part 6 with our friendly neighbourhood DILF. Enjoy.
Pairing | dbf!Joel Miller x f!reader
Summary | Joel saves your ass by giving you a ride to work, and then promises you a night you won't forget.
Word Count | 4.2k
Warnings | As ever, blanket warning for dbf!Joel being a general menace. Age gap (Reader is 25, Joel is 36), flirting, light sexting, edging/orgasm denial, oral (f receiving), dirty talk, praise kink, protected PiV sex, aftercare.
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Youâre late. Not exactly the first impression you were hoping to make on the start of your second week at work. It was sweltering outside, which meant youâd opted for a shorter and thinner dress to begin with, then thrown it off and gone for something more work-appropriate when you remembered the archives were basically like a freezer from the air-conditioning. You said a silent prayer to your beat-up car that itâs feeling generous with you on the drive into the city and will let the aircon work, so you donât turn up looking like youâd run five miles.Â
You grab your keys and your bag and bound out of the door, straight into the back of your dad, who is stood on the porch talking to Joel.Â
âWoah, careful there, kiddo,â Your dad murmurs, catching you before you can fall back on your ass, âIn a rush?âÂ
âIf I donât leave in the next thirty seconds, Iâll be late for work,â You explain, steadying yourself on your feet, âOh, morning Joel.â You shoot over your dadâs shoulder, as if you hadnât spotted him the second you opened the door.Â
âMorning,â He shoots back, giving his signature smile to you, which causes a blush to flush across your cheeks, âYou have a good day now.âÂ
âYou too!â You call over your shoulder, unlocking your car and throwing your back in the back seat.Â
You settle into the driverâs side and turn your key and groan, because of course the engine is spluttering and refusing to actually switch on. Itâs like it can sense youâre in a rush, the one morning you really need it to cooperate with you, it decides itâs had enough.Â
âYouâve got to be fuckinâ kidding me,â You mumble, letting your forehead hit the top of the steering wheel, âI ask one thing and you canât even do that.âÂ
A light tapping on the driverâs window makes you jump, but itâs just Joel. You open the door slightly, âYou need a ride?âÂ
âI donât want you to go out of your way for me,â You mumble, âBut yeah, I need a ride.âÂ
âIâm headinâ into town for some supplies so itâs no trouble at all, sugar,â He speaks quietly so your dad doesnât catch the new nickname Joelâs got for you, âYou hop into my truck, and weâll get goinâ as soon as Iâve said goodbye to your old man.âÂ
Youâre listening to their conversation as you reach for your bag and heat to the passenger side of Joelâs truck.Â
âYou make sure you bring the little lady over when sheâs back,â Your dad is saying, âIâll make sure to get the grill going.âÂ
âI will,â Joel promises, reaching out his hand for your dad to shake it, âIâll catch you later, old man.âÂ
Your dad chuckles, âMake sure she pays you for gas, Joel!â He exclaims once Joel has turned around to make his way to his truck, âItâs her own fault for not buying a new car sooner.âÂ
âOh, donât worry,â He shoots a look at you through his open driverâs side window, âIâll make sure she pays for her ride.âÂ
Youâre stunned into silence for a while as he sits down behind the wheel and makes to pull out of your dadâs driveway. He looks over at you and shrugs with a laugh, âYou okay, darlinâ?âÂ
âAre you for real?â You scoff, âYouâre a subtle as a brick sometimes, Joel Miller.âÂ
âI didnât say anythinâ that wasnât true.âÂ
Itâs too early in the morning for this, you decide, âWhat were you doing over here anyway?âÂ
âYour dad wanted to borrow some tools for somethinâ,â He answers, pulling out of your street and onto the main road, âBrought âem over before I went to work.âÂ
You nod in understanding, âAnd Sarah, sheâs back soon, right?âÂ
He hums in the affirmative, letting his palm rest on your knee, âBack tomorrow eveninâ, means it might be harder to see you.âÂ
You take hold of his hand at your knee, âWe always knew that Joel,â You turn and smile at him, âWeâll make it work.âÂ
It. Whatever it was, you were determined to make it work. In the space of a few weeks, heâd well and truly wormed his way under your skin and settled there, refusing to leave even if youâd wanted him to. Too caught up in how he fucked you and not wanting to cause him to run off into the sunset with your conversations of commitment, youâd skirted round asking what it was that you two were doing exactly. If it meant you could keep him by your side and buried deep inside you, youâd carry on avoiding the conversation too.Â
âHow about you come to mine after work?â He suggests, âI donât know, tell yaâ dad youâre going out, Iâll pick you up and I can make the most of you while I still can?âÂ
You think for a second about how youâll get that one past your dad. Youâd been home straight after work every night last night, staying up only long enough to eat your dinner, before collapsing into bed. And it was a Monday night, who the hell goes out on a Monday night after work? But if this was the last time you were going to get Joel, in his house alone, you were damn sure you were going to do it.Â
âAlright,â You agree, giving his hand a squeeze, âPick me up at six?âÂ
âIâll be ready and waiting, sugar.âÂ
*
âI promise Iâll be sensible dad,â You sigh, shoveling another forkful of salad into your mouth, âItâs just a few drinks, we wonât be that late.âÂ
âAlright, well, if you need pickinâ up earlier, you just call, okay?â You know he only means well when he goes into protective mode, but youâre twenty-five years old and managed to live in New York City for years without any real incident, âAnd if your designated driver starts drinkinâ you call me.âÂ
You feel your phone vibrate against your ear, signaling a text, âI will dad,â You spear another bit of lettuce with your fork, âI gotta go, but Iâll see you later.âÂ
âSee you later, kiddo,â He speaks, âLove you.âÂ
âLove you too!âÂ
As soon as you hang up, youâre checking your messages. Itâs Joel. Heâs a man of few words when it comes to texting, only ever really using it to make plans with you to sneak around somewhere.Â
Joel Miller.Â
Canât stop thinking about you.Â
You smile at your desk, resting your chin in your palm as you read it over.Â
Canât stop thinking about you either.Â
You put your phone back on your desk and finish your lunch. Not only is he a man of few words when it comes to texting, but it usually takes him a good ten minutes to reply. Youâve seen him texting Sarah to the point that itâs actually comical.Â
Been thinking of bending you over my kitchen counter, what do you think?Â
You almost splutter the mouthful of water you were drinking all over the computer screen in front of you. Was Joel Miller attempting to sext you at work?Â
Dangerous thoughts for the middle of the day. But you know I like being bent over just for you.Â
This time he does take a few minutes to respond. You like to think youâve got him flustered on whatever jobsite heâs at today, shoving his phone back into his pocket and taking deep breaths so he can go back to work with a clear head.Â
I know you do baby. Gonna fuck you so good later, be feeling me for days.Â
Thatâs not much of a change Joel, I always feel you for days after.Â
You grab your phone and the list of documents your manager had given you to pull for the afternoon and head down into the archive itself. You check your phone, thankful thereâs enough signal for any more of his messages to come through to you.Â
Might not get the chance again for a while, gotta make sure youâre remembering me for as long as possible.Â
You scoff a little, as if youâd ever forget.Â
Gonna be in for a long night then?Â
You start pulling the documents on the list, getting three down before your phone is vibrating again.Â
If you can walk outta my house, Iâve not done it properly.Â
You can feel the arousal pooling in your lower stomach, goosebumps peppering your skin at the thought of him doing just as he promised. Burying himself deep inside you, pounding his cock into from behind. You can already feel the delicious ache he usually leaves you with.Â
I hope thatâs a promise, Miller. Now stop distracting me and go back to work.Â
His reply, for once, is almost instantaneous.
Yes maâam. See you at six.Â
The rest of the day is a blur. Youâre too distracted by Joelâs promises that it takes you far longer than it should to finish pulling all the documents you needed. Then, when your mind wanders to visions of the last time he had you bent over a kitchen island, you have to double check where youâre distributing them to. Youâre grateful when, at six oâclock, your colleague Hanna comes up behind you, your bag in her hand, to tell you itâs time to leave.Â
âCome on, Iâll walk you out.â She smiles.Â
Hanna was close to your age, which was a welcome change to the mostly older women who worked in your team. She was Canadian, moving to Austin after her degree and youâd already become fast work friends. When you exit the building, Joel is stood against the hood of his truck, one ankle folded over the over, with his arms crossed over his chest.Â
âWho is that?â Hanna enquires when he waves at you.Â
âThatâs Joel,â You smile, not able to hide the pride that this man was yours, âHeâs myâŚ. Well, I actually donât know what he is, but we fuck.âÂ
Hannaâs eyes dart between you and Joel, a smirk on her face, âDamn girl, get it.âÂ
You both break into fits of giggles before you give each other a hug, Hanna heading down to catch the bus to her apartment whilst you practically jog over to Joelâs truck.Â
âWhatâs so funny?â He grumbles, dipping his head to press a soft kiss to your lips.Â
âOh nothing,â You tease, standing on your tiptoes to press another kiss to his lips, âJust happy to see you.âÂ
You feel his hand trail down your back to grip the globe of your ass through your dress, âYou talkinâ about me, pretty girl?â He growls into your ear.Â
âMight have been,â You shrug, âJust showing you off, handsome.âÂ
âGet in the damn truck.â He says with a playful swat to your ass.Â
âYes sir.â You smirk, hopping up into your seat.Â
The drive back to his house in thick with tension. Heâs got his hand on your leg, much like he had this morning, but this time his fingers are gripping into the meat of your thigh. Whenever itâs safe, his eyes are trailing over your body, dark with wanting. He pulls up outside his house in no time, taking a few moments to look up the street to make sure no-one is going to notice you sneaking in through his front door.Â
When the coast is clear, you grab your bag and follow him to the door. He unlocks it and pushes it open, letting you through first.Â
âYou hungry, Joel?â You call over your shoulder once youâve thrown your bag next to his couch, âWe could order something in?âÂ
Youâre rooting through his fridge for something cold to drink and donât hear a reply. Gripping the tops of two bottles of beer, you stand back up, âHey, Joel, did you hear me?!â You yell as youâre closing the fridge door.Â
âI heard ya.â Heâs standing at the kitchen island, leant on his palms, with those deep, brown eyes trailing over your body.Â
âSo, are you hungry?â You ask again, flicking the tops off the bottles before placing one down in front of him.Â
His eyes drag slowly down your body as he tips his bottle to his lips, âI could eat, yeah.âÂ
âWhat are you hungry for?â You question, âWe could get pizza, or maybe a Chinese takeout?â
He shakes his head, âNot hungry for those.â He shrugs.Â
âWell, what are you hungry for?âÂ
âYou.â
Your eyes widen at his words, âIâm not even really a snack Joel.âÂ
Heâs shifted his position to be leaning on his hip at the end of the island with his hand outstretched to you, âSugar, youâre so wrong,â He breathes as you take hold of his hand, âYouâre a whole damn meal.âÂ
Heâs leading you to the table and gesturing for you to sit on it, âYou want me to sit on there?â You ask with a snort, not sure that itâs going to hold your weight.Â
âI said I was hungry for ya, didnât I?â Joel asks with an eyebrow raised, you nod in agreement though, âWell then sit down and let me eat that perfect pussy.âÂ
He steadies you with wide palms on your hips as you settle your ass on the table. Of course, it holds your weight, because he built it. You remember Sarah gushing over how heâd made it a few years back.Â
Joel drops to his knees after heâs pulled the chair away from the table, his hands dragging from your hips to the hem of your dress just above your knees. Heâs pushing the fabric up your thighs devastatingly slowly, pressing hot kisses to each inch of new skin he uncovers. Youâre leaning back with your palms braced on the wood behind you, soft gasps tumbling from your lips at each touch of his lips to your skin.Â
Once heâs shucked as much of the material to bunch at your waist as he can, his hands are back on your hips, this time under your dress, keeping you in place as he drags the same slow trail of kisses back down your other thigh until he reaches your knee. Heâs hooking both of your legs over his shoulders, shuffling into you a little more on his knees before you can feel hit hot breath fanning the material of your underwear which is practically sticking to your core from arousal.Â
âYou gonna be all wet for me, sugar?â He asks, âAll that textinâ got you worked up for me?
âWhat donât you find out for yourself?â You challenge, feeling your legs shake on his shoulders from the slight chuckle he lets out.Â
âWould rather you tell me,â He murmurs, planting a kiss on the skin of your groin, right where the seam of your underwear begins, âTell me how hot I made ya?âÂ
âSo fucking hot, Joel,â You whimper as he presses a similar kiss to the other side of your underwear, âCouldnât think straight.âÂ
Heâs gently running his thumb along the seam of your pussy through the cotton covering your core. Itâs so featherlight that if you werenât burning from every nerve ending, youâd probably have missed it, but itâs there, and it has you bucking your hips and begging for more friction.Â
âSo, if I peeled these off, youâd be soaked for me, right sugar?âÂ
You gather what sanity is left in your brain, reaching down between your thighs to take his chin in your hand, tilting his face to meet yours, âWhy donât you fuck around and find out, Joel Miller?âÂ
With his eyes on yours you swear you see something snap behind his brown orbs. His hands are practically ripping the material off your body. Theyâre thrown over his shoulder and forgotten, just like his need to incessantly tease you when the flat of his tongue licks a wide stripe along the now naked seam of your pussy. A soft sigh leaves your lips as his tongue mimics the movement once more, this time, the tip of his tongue dipping just below your folds to graze your clit, ever so gently.Â
Youâre widening your thighs, baring your naked cunt to his face. Heâs got his hands splayed back on your hips to keep you still, his tongue once against licking a familiar stripe, this time through your folds, stopping to flick the bundle of nerves with the tip of his tongue yet again, but this time with more purpose than before, more purpose that to just tease you. This man between your thighs wants to devour you.Â
Joelâs hands are spreading your pussy wide, baring your entire core to his mouth as his tongue moves from the precise movements over your clit, down to the weeping entrance. His tongue swirls and gathers the slick that has gathered there.Â
âGod, you taste so fuckinâ good, sweetheart,â He groans into your core, taking his time to swipe his tongue through the wetness again, âBest damn meal I ever had.âÂ
âJoel, please,â You beg, letting your fingers run through the dark strands of his hair, âItâs not enough.âÂ
You can feel his mouth grin into the skin of your pussy, he licks a stripe back up to your clit before focusing on your clit, making short and fast flicks to the bud with the tip of his tongue. Your grind your hips into his face, hands gripping at the back of his head to keep him in place because this is exactly what you needed. The movement of his tongue is precise, switching from short flicks in and up and down motion, to tight circles. Itâs enough to have you teetering on the edge but still not enough. Youâre shifting your ass to the edge of the table, hoping that bringing his tongue closer to you will help, but it doesnât.
âFingers, Joel,â You demand, groaning in frustration when his movements stop altogether, âPlease baby, I need it so bad.âÂ
âAll you had to do was ask nicely.â He says, pulling back just enough to give him room to speak before you feel two of his thick fingers pushing inside of you.Â
He curls them up into your pussy almost immediately, whilst his lips wrap around your clit. The pressure of him sucking on your clit, teamed with his still precise flicks, and the thrusting of his fingers inside you have you hurtling towards the cliff face of your orgasm in record time. Youâre so close you can almost reach out a hand and grab it to pull yourself over the edge. Joel knows it, can feel your pussy clenching and fluttering around his fingers, and the son of a bitch pulls his fingers and mouth from you just before you can come.Â
âNo!â You exclaimed, looking down at him with wide eyes full of frustration, youâre pulling at his hair to try and get him to put himself back on you, âNonononono.â You whine in frustration as he stands from his knees.Â
He dips down, pressing a kiss wet with your slick to your cheek, bringing his lips to your ear, âPatience sugar,â He chuckles, hands moving to undo his belt, âPromise itâll feel better if you wait for it.âÂ
Your chest is heaving, pussy fluttering around nothing as you sit and watch as he sheds his jeans, kicking them backwards to join your underwear on the kitchen floor. Then heâs tugging his t-shirt over his head. If you werenât so angry with him, youâd be able to appreciate the broad expanse of his chest, the way the muscles of his biceps clenched whenever he moved. All you could focus on was the intense need to chase the high heâd deprived you of. You werenât even overly bothered when he helps you stand, dragging your dress over your body to meet it on the floor with the rest of his clothes. Youâre aware of the fact that he unclips your bra, grateful more than anything that itâs off after a long day.Â
Then, Joel is turning you around, placing his warm palm at the nape of your neck and pushing you down to the table. Your palms are resting on the wood in front of you. You turn around and watch as he fishes a condom from his wallet, shucking his boxers off before sheathing himself.Â
âGonna fuck you so good, pretty girl,â He murmurs behind you, using one of his feet to kick gently at your ankle, causing you to widen your stance, âPromised you I would.â
You can feel the head of his cock nudging at your slick entrance before heâs slowly burying himself inside you to the hilt. You let out a whine of satisfaction at the feeling of him filling you. He pulls himself back a little before heâs slamming back into your pussy like he means it this time. Heâs pounding into you so hard that your hips are digging into the table in front of you. Heâs got one hand gripping the nape of your neck again, keeping you pressed down, the other gripping the meat of your ass.Â
âYou like that?â He asks, grunting behind you as he pulls out and thrusts back in, âLike it when I fill your pretty pussy like this.âÂ
Oh God, I really do, is all you can think, but the way his cock is brushing against that perfect spot inside you means you canât talk, only let a throaty moan drop from your mouth.Â
âFuckinâ you so good you canât even talk, pretty girl,â Joel chuckles, his point proven when he shifts the angle of his hips slightly and has you crying out when he thrusts back into you, âGotta remember this, okay?â You nod, âRemember how well I fuck you when I canât be there.âÂ
Itâs desperate from here on out. Heâs rutting into you like a man starved, hips beginning to stutter as he climbs towards his own climax. You think he might actually leave you hanging until the hand that was gripping your ass slips in front of you and begins circling your clit. You almost cry with relief. The circles on your clit are messy but theyâre doing their job. You can feel your tight walls clenching around Joelâs cock, can hear that way his moans change when you do. Neither of you are going to last much longer, itâs just a question of who gets there first.Â
Just as you think the answer is going to be you, Joel once more pulls his hand from your pussy, and you actually cry. The second time heâs cruelly denied you your release and youâre fed up. Heâs always been a giver. Always made sure you finish before he does. But right now, he doesnât seem to care. Both his hands are gripping your hips, you know there will be bruises of his fingertips there tomorrow. He thrusts into your pussy twice more, maybe three times before heâs stilling inside of you and groaning your name behind you.Â
You donât really think he gives himself enough time before heâs slipping out of you, pulling you up and around to sit you back on the table before heâs once again on his knees with his face buried in your cunt.Â
âYou wanna come, pretty girl?â He asks, thumbing at your clit gently.Â
âMake me come right now Joel Miller,â You demand, tears dripping from the corner of your eyes in frustration, âBefore I kill you.âÂ
His lips circle your clit again and heâs lapping at your pussy like itâs his last meal on earth. His fingers are back inside you, curling again, reaching that sweet spot inside you that has your back arching into him.Â
Itâs quick and itâs overwhelming when it arrives. Your whole body is convulsing and youâre calling his name out into the emptiness of the room. Thereâs are dark spots in your vision and the aftershocks are more intense than youâd ever felt before. Joel is slipping his fingers from you but continues pressing light kisses to your clit as you come down from your high.Â
He lets you fall back onto the table for a moment as he disposes of the condom, but is back quickly, gathering you up into his arms and walking you to the couch. He lies down and settles you on top of him. He knows that he pushed you tonight, knows that the shaking of your shoulders and the tears in your eyes are because youâre overwhelmed. He runs his fingers through your hair, pressing soft kisses to your forehead whilst you recover.Â
âYou okay, sugar?â He whispers into your hair as his other hand rubs soothing lines up and down your spine.Â
You look up at him, eyes glazed, âI am more than okay, Miller.â You mumble, letting your lips drop to his chest to press a kiss to them.Â
He tilts your chin to his face, shuffling a little to capture your lips in his for a tender kiss, he pulls away, leaving barely any space between your lips and his, âDid so well for me,â He praises, âHopefully thatâll keep you going until I can see you again.âÂ
You press forward and kiss him again, letting your arms circle his neck, âSeriously now though,â You whisper, gathering your strength, âWhat do you want to eat, because Iâm starving.âÂ
#Joel Miller#Joel Miller fic#Joel Miller fanfic#Joel Miller fan fiction#Joel Miller smut#dbf!Joel#dbf!Joel Miller#dbf!Joel smut#The Last Of Us#Pedro Pascal#the last of us hbo#tlou#tlou fic#tlou hbo#tlou smut#Joel tlou#Joel Miller x you#Joel Miller x reader#Joel Miller x female reader#Joel Miller x f!reader#Joel Miller Pedro Pascal
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So you know when you wear shorts in summer in a car with a leather seat that your legs stick to it sometimes? I've actually almost fallen out of car bc of that. And because of this experience, may I request this happening to the reader with any autobot of your choice?
THROUGH the glaze of the windshield, traffic churns at a slow, steady pace. Pistons chuff, creak and groan; beaten down by the glare of the sun, little by little the mottled blurs of car start to file out.
Everytime, you think you're going to wrangle out of this hellhole â a wide gap-like opening, blaring out like the heavens for freedom â you find yourself stuck in another junction, relapsing in the same fucking problem.
Stuck in the same place. Between mesh metal of blistering, practically burning from the sun, hot cars.It also doesn't help how raw to the bone hot the weather is.
Heat is seething through the Aircon. You're practically drenched, and the discomfort of having an already wet shirt matted to your wet spine is exacerbated by the goddamn ire before your eyes.
There's a truck, in front of you.
A very old truck.
And, fast?
Not it's greatest virtue.
A lump of irritation bites its way through your teeth. The backside of the truck sputters with black fumes. You're about to relinquish the title of an honorable citizen, when the radio warbles with a staticky breedle.
"You're getting sweat all over the seats, pipsqueak." Comes his sardonic chuff. The insignia lits up with every sass induced spool of his words.
At that you lift up your thighs, a kind of schlap followed after as a result of very sweaty skin latching on leather.
"Suck it cop-bot," You pat the steering wheel. "That's what you get for having shitty air conditioning."
A growl revved up from the engine. The wheel whirls away from your touch three-sixty at max speed.
"You can't expect me to accept the blame, can I? When all there is out there under thatâ that blisteringly â whatever you call that slag of a weather, is hot fraggin' air."
You blink at the sudden venom in his tone. Prowl's usually, eh usually, the type to keep it down when he's about to lose it : a scowl and a sharp tongue is good enough for lacerating the source of his ire.
For him to snap? Yikes. That takes a lot. A hefty lot. Even with Smokescreen, concierge of shenanigans â worst he's got is a swift chuck to the brig and cleaning duty for a year. And, that's just with a scowl and a low, steady tone.
Guess Cybertronians aren't immune to hot days, either huh. Sun's that bad.
"Is it getting to you too, Prowler?"
"What do you think?" He bites back. "Look at the thermometer. It's exceeding above the usual range of what a normal temperature should be. It's draining up the power in my cooling fans which drains up my fuel, which drains up energon. Which, at this moment, is scarce."
"Hard times, Prowler." You shake your head solemnly. "Hard times."
"You don't get a say in this." He grits out.
The car leers forward with a sudden jerk and your forehead kisses the steering wheel. Not the flat surface where the insignia lies but the edge. You know, the round handle? Bubbles of pain shoot out from the spot and you groan.
"What?" You whined. "It's already hot enough with my ass sticking to your seat â you can't leave me with any more bruises worse than this, alright?"
"Then keep that mouth shut. Or I'm shutting it off for you."
" We're stuck in traffic, though." You grope the steering wheel, grinning at the irritated growl of an engine when he tries to steer it away.
"Will you cut it."
"Hunkering down on a quick brawl in the street doesn't really contribute to the whole," You waggle your hands. " bots in disguise, kind of thing. Not really your style. Doesn't fit you, prowler. Doesn't seem to fit the muse of a..." You trail off, playful and purposeful with your tone. "...law enforcer."
He's quiet for a moment.
"Oh, yeah?"
"Yeah."
"Yeah?"
"Uh huh."
He laughs : a quick sarcastic 'hah' and a chuff.
"Get out."
Yep. There, it is.
"Duly noted."
Your fingers wrangle the door knob. And, as soon as you struggle to pry it open you realize Prowl is keeping it locked.
"Where'd the angry coppa go?" You huffed.
"Oh, you'll see."
"Open theâhuh?"
Your fingers grasps the open air, twitching around nothingness. The momentum propels you to slide off your sweat-lathered seat, lurching forward and face first into the hot, concrete road.
#any autobot = my husband prorlotl#transformers#maccadam#transformers x reader#transformers idw#idw prowl#prowl x reader#prowl#idw prowl x reader#đđđ its literally so hot here im melting into a fugcking pufdle fam
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the fibre we dyed over the weekend is all dry and has been photographed! i feel pretty good about itâfor a couple cripples who tire real fast, we got a lot done. this coming week we're back to tolerable temperatures, so i strongly suspect that we'll be dyeing more soon. we're not exactly hot-weather people, so having a nice big stash of stuff we can play with while we hide in the aircon is nice.
so what'd i dye?




my camera really struggled with that red one, but i think this is as good as it's getting. that lurid patch at the top doesn't exist in real lifeâoverall, the closer you get to the middle, the more true to life it looks.
i think my favourite is the last one, the black-grey with splotches. if i'm right, it's going to spin up really nicely. (if i'm wrong, it'll spin up...interestingly! i'll learn something, probably.)
the tonal blue is more for blending than it is spinning straightâwe had ~400g rambouillet and i think we're doing a bunch of tonals to play around with. (@binchickencrafts did a purple one when i did the blue.)
anyhow, the blue-grey is lonk, the blue is rambouillet, the red-orange is whitefaced woodland, and the multi is southdown, and i have about 200g of everything except the blue. (i know no one cares, but i have to write this down for me, otherwise i have no idea what i've dyed and have to try to reverse engineer it, and i hate doing that.)
pretty good weekend!
#dyeing#fiber crafts#fiber arts#wool#i just love dyeing so much#we've got some fibre reactive dyes that we'll do on cotton/linen when it's hot#but i've never done those before because i'm really a wool person at heart#so who knows how that'll go#i gotta have enough wool to get me through summer đ#smartest raccoon i know
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the rwd season 4 qna inspired me to start thinking about college au headcanons except a lot of these are gonna be really specific to my school and y'all are just gonna have to deal with that <3
Kyana feeds some of the school cats. she would feed all of them if she could
Dani smuggled Plug (the scrawniest black cat you've ever seen) into her dorm room illegally and somehow management hasn't caught her yet (based on a true story) (Kyana visits to see Plug all the time)
Finbar keeps an updated tier list of every canteen in the school with breakdowns of the best stalls/dishes for each
A senior from the school of engineering once said to me 'all the engineering people dress like rats cuz our classrooms don't have aircon' (context: tropics) anyway that's Dani
Kyana would probably be involved in a lot of freshman orientation events from second year onwards. she just likes talking to the new kids and giving them advice like she would be the kind of orientation group leader who'd get messages from her freshies asking about all kinds of random nonsense because she's made sure they know they can always contact her with questions
VR-LA is The Guy you go to for textbook pirating resources
(this is more of a 'wouldn't that be funny' but VR-LA is just Veerle's discord handle)
Docent is the name of VR-LA's old laptop that broke down so he gave it to Cassimere (computer engineering major he met once at a networking event) to fix except Cassimere got everything off the hard drive and then somehow managed to fuck it up Even More so he had to get a new laptop (and named it Emi)
Roy has gotten food poisoning from his dorm meal plan at least once (based on at least one true story)
The heap trio + Mandy would be those friends constantly playing majong in the dorm lounge and if all the majong tables are taken they just play in one of their dorm rooms on a towel to dampen the tile shuffling noises (it was Mandy's idea)
Every morning Dani goes to the drinks stall at her faculty and orders one iced coffee to the point where the stall owner starts preparing an iced coffee whenever they see her approach (based on my true story)
Roy would be one of those people who goes clubbing every other week and every time he tries to drag the rest of the heap trio and Egan almost always goes and Dani would go if she didn't have a good excuse but always begrudgingly. anyway Roy would always be the only one having a good time until Egan gets drunk enough to start having fun
Finbar actually uses the dorm kitchens instead of just buying canteen food and it always makes the hallways smell really good
Vhas also uses the dorm kitchen sometimes but like. one time i walked into the pantry on my floor and someone had left cut sweet potatoes and 2 eggs in an inch of water in a pan on the stove. that's Vhas
Kyana's constantly applying for overseas exchanges and international summer/winter school programmes. the world is large and she wants to see it!
Maxim's the definition of a hall phantom. you know he lives on your dorm floor because you pass him by in the hallways sometimes and literally nowhere else. sometimes you're not convinced that he actually exists
VR-LA and Maxim's friendship stems from them being from wildly different faculties (VR-LA's in STEM, Maxim's doing anthropology so arts/social sciences) but also having lots of weird interests they cant really bug anyone in their home faculties about
Elyse is in student government and every once in a while Finbar receives a series of angry texts about the newest idiocy she's had to put up with
MR-SN and AS-TR start a stargazing club together. other notable members include AS-TR's girlfriend E-DN, MR-SN's friend C-RA (the one who always volunteers to carry the heavy ass telescopes) and MR-SN's friend K-LB who he pestered into coming to fix one of the wonky scopes even though K-LB's actually in electrical engineering but he's the only engineering person MR-SN (an arts student) knows
oh and of course VR-LA joins because he genuinely just likes space (developing a crush on his club chairperson was not on his bingo card)
Kyana and E-DN were MMA sparring buddies at one point which is how she found out about the stargazing and joined immediately
honestly i can probably think of more but this post is fuckin long LMAO
#rolling with difficulty#'do not let the internet turn you into an american' i say as i make posts that can be understood by me and me only#i mean im not sorry about it this is my house#like my experiences are just gonna be extra incomprehensible because my countrys fuckin tiny so the target audience really is me and me onl#too bad! you think its hard to read my posts? i gotta live like this!#if i sound extra confrontational i got 5 hours of sleep for the whole week unfortunately so just know its all /lh more or less#really tempted to make some kind of business major joke for roy even though obviously the heap trio would all be in engineering#bc its just common knowledge in my school that business majors are the ones with the most free time to go clubbing all the damn time#and *also* theyre the faculty that dresses the best which also tracks??#didnt really nail down specific majors for everyone (besides the obvious ones like food science for finbar and mech eng for dani)#but i kinda like the idea of cs for VR-LA because of that 'programmers are real world wizards' joke and also.. projecting#cs with focus area in AI would even make sense bc of docent and emi. if i want to make the projecting Even Worse!#also if i ever do human designs for the old crew (doubtful cuz i find drawing robots more fun than drawing humans)#look up sally hansen hypnautical nail polish bc i wanna give human AS-TR that as a nod to her original design#didnt really get into the fashion of it all bc again i live in the tropics so nobody really dresses well here#the goal is to dress to not sweat more often than it is dress to look good#hands down my favourite line in the cqna was noir's i thermoregulate through my forearms#so in the middle of summer i still wear all black and just roll up my sleeves#like thats ME. except its summer ALL YEAR ROUND#walao#asto speaks
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impossible fires || marley haight.
okay so let's talk about my failgirl. the absolute love of my life. she's so fucking useless is it really a wonder that she somehow managed to fall into an arson plot that she was, previously, completely unaffiliated with and is it so hard to see why the cops think it looks suspicious???
marley josephina haight
â born in the town of Lacrymo, L5, population ~120. raised by her single working father, Ward, at the nearby Haight Outpost. (Haight Outpost is gone now. Nothing stands where it once stood, except maybe the memory of a checked valance in the kitchen. The smell of one-pot meals sauteeing while she does her coursework at the kitchen table, breaking away from her textbook to stir the packaged ingredients.)
â currently crashing on Jaci's couch in Kingston, L4. it's barely his apartment any more â but if he doesn't want to pay rent, that's not her problem. she just wishes he'd get his aircon and water turned back on.
â a born engineer, she's currently unemployed due to the ship "pulling the plug" on the outposts, i.e., scrapping the system that her family had relied upon for their income. (Video calls with her best friends â Jaci, Violet â who knew about each other but never met. It's a shame. She thinks that Vi would've loved Jaci. But it's too late to think about that now. Haight Outpost isn't even a hole in the ground.)
â struggles with depression and a general inability to keep a job: she's aggressive towards people she perceives as holding immature or irrational beliefs, such as those who treat the Matriarch like a deity.
â goes heavy on synthetic drugs, especially memory-jacking ones that drag her back to a time and place before â before the outposts collapsed.
â before she spent a year in invol, rotting in the psych ward at Sacred Spring.
â before Violet Szarozy died choking on her own blood.
taglist: @iucemon <3 ask to be added or removed! (i am also very bad with taglists so please gently poke me if i forget you)
#my writing#work: impossible fires#ch: marley haight#death cw#drug use cw#marley is just like.#you lose everything. you pick up. you carry on. you're never the same
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Today I am pleased to present my most recent get: A 2023 Toyota GR Corolla, from Hot Wheels' late 2024 Premium series Slide Street 2, a series focused on pro drift vehicles.

To be exact, it's the Toyota GR Corolla driven by Ryan Tuerck in Formula Drift, and I got it because my wife and I recently traded our super-basic 2010 Toyota Aygo for a 2022 Corolla - not a GR, but miles more powerful and high-tech than the Aygo. I stand by the Aygo for what it is - a perfect first car, great for learning the basics of driving and how a car communicates with the driver at a fundamental level. However, a manual 1.0 with a single gauge and nothing more complex than aircon isn't ideal for commuting, and Mrs drives to work approx. 4 days a week, so when it failed its MOT due to corroded suspension suddenly showing up apparently everywhere at once, she decided that rather than repair it, she'd rather look for something, as she put it, "more swonky".

This is a really storied vehicle; to unpack what this really is, let's first talk about the Corolla in general. Now in this, its 12th generation, it's been the definition of dull reliability for a long, long time; the meme about buying a 90s Japanese car for a reliable car that will last forever is basically about the Corolla. But in 2017 Akio Toyoda jumped up and stated "No more boring cars!", which meant leaning on a different branch of the family tree.

The thing is, in Japan, the Corolla has always been both more fun and more than one car. Due to the curious parallel dealerships system many manufacturers in Japan operated, many of their product lines were split, with variants exclusive to one or the other dealership network. In Toyota's case they sold the Corolla through the Toyota Corolla Store, as you might expect, but also sold the Sprinter, a Corolla with mildly different bodywork, through another dealership nowadays known as Netz. In particular, the Corolla Levin (Spanish for lightning) was a sports version of the car, one that was only sold in Japan, and over at Netz, a sister car, the Sprinter Trueno (Spanish for thunder) was offered. Apparently from 2020 Toyota decided to unify them all and sell the same cars in all dealerships, which only took them 50 years. However, if you have any interest in cars you've almost certainly heard of the legendary AE86 Trueno Sprinter, the drifter's darling and circuit champion alike, a light and simple modestly priced coupe with near perfect weight distribution; it's a 5th gen Corolla.

That car (the sprinter Trueno, on the right) and its legacy are at the root of this, on the face of it, bizarre choice of drift car. But the other reason for this car is what it isn't. America, it appears, now hates sensibly sized cars, and so the Corolla, which to me is a medium sized family hatchback, is the smallest car Toyota sell there. Which means that over there, they don't sell their world-beating homologation car: the GR Yaris, WRC manufacturer's trophy winner three years running, driver's trophy winner two years running and top of the board so far this year too. The GR Corolla shares the hand-built 1.6litre 3-cylinder engine of the GR Yaris, which is interestingly smaller than the non-sports models (our base model is a 1.8-litre 4-cylinder hybrid, and a 2-litre is available - but not turbo'd up the wazoo like these GR boys are). The GR Corolla is an apology for that, basically, but it's one most enthusiasts seem keen to accept.

We'll come back to the GR Yaris another day, as it's one of my favourite cars on sale today; but for now my focus is this yellow peril. I'm not especially into drifting, but I do like cool cars, and this most recent iteration of a historically dull nameplate is definitely cool. I'd love to get the chase variant, which like our Corolla is glossy black, but that's not for car enthusiasts, it's for overpriced trade commodity enthusiasts...
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tay's garage.
very(!) important note: all vehicles include an emergency first aid kit, bottled water and all cars include blankets. lots of them (space dependent). but like, probably, at least two. maybe three (space dependent).

cadillac ct4 sedan â
standard features: all-wheel drive, 2l turbo engine, automatic transmission. glossy, summit white exterior, beige interluxe leatherette interior. led headlights. 19" all season tyres; alloy wheels with a contrasted dark, polished finish.
paid extras: all weather floor mats, powered sunroof, clear tail lamps, surround sound 14 speaker audio system. fitted with a (boot area) collapsible organiser and premium, dual pocket back seat organisers (magnetic close).
air freshener scent of choice is cherry vanilla, very sweet and obviously artificial. additionally, the back-middle seat is decorated with a plush, fluffy white pillow. tay's sedan is for everyday use, and naturally, is her most used.

land rover x-dynamic hse defender 90 â
standard features: all wheel drive, 3l engine, automatic transmission. glossy fuji white exterior with a black, contrast roof (and extended black exterior detailing); ebony leather interior. matrix led headlights. 20" all season tyres; diamond turned wheels in a contrasted, glossy dark grey.
paid extras: sliding panoramic roof and rear side glass, solar attenuating windscreen (filters sunlight to reduce heat), 14-way heated/cooling front seats, three-zone climate control (different front/backseat aircon/heating system), gloss black exterior gear carrier, front centre console refrigerator compartment, backseat plug socket.
air freshener scent is clean linen, much easier on the nose for the car's intended use â long drives for holiday destinations in america, and road trips. pillows are available for all passengers, and their drink of choice can be found in the land rover's fridge compartment.

mini cooper s convertible â
standard features: front wheel drive, 2l turbocharged engine, manual transmission. metallic white exterior with a black trim, soft-top roof; carbon black leatherette interior. 17" all season tyres; scissor spoke 2-tone wheels.
paid extras: heated steering wheel (keeps her hands from getting cold).
no air freshener, since it's rare she drives her convertible with the roof up. there is no real reason as to why she owns the car, beyond it being used for fun and girly days out (with rebekah). like the others, the middle backseat has the same style pillow as her sedan, and is there purely as decoration since it's unlikely she'd carry more than one or two passengers.

harley davidson softail standard â
standard features: milwaukee-eight 107 v-twin engine, motorcycle transmission. vivid black exterior, with silver detailing; premium black vinyl seating. led forward headlights. 19" dunlop harley-davidson series tyres, silver wheels. anti-lock braking system installed.
paid extras: enhanced grip on handlebars, and rider and passenger foot pegs. upright sissy bar, with a premium black vinyl backrest. single-sided swingarm bag (storage purposes).
+ scorpion exo 520 evo air â
standard features: gloss white. overall visor lock, for security with a retractable sun visor, anti-fog lens. anti-microbial fabric inner liner (to keep warm, or cool down). breath box. inflatable cheek pad system, for comfort. vent system, to boost breathability.
tay's bike is primarily for extracurricular use, and applies to her hybrid verse exclusively. the same style of helmet is available in black for passengers.
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For Sale!
2000 BMW e36 328i Convertible Auto
Stahlblau Metallic
249 000kms with books(until 150 000kms thereafter serviced and maintained privately).
All electronics working.
Aircon
Electric windows
Leather Seats
M3 Beadings
Seats are electronic and working.
Engine is 100% everything original (airflow meter)
Gearbox 100% no issues soft gear changes.
Suspension is perfect, soft drive.
Mechanically Sound.
No rust at all.
No accident damage.
Papers and disc in order !!
R 95 000 negotiable upon viewing
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Tuesday 30th April 2024
We were allowed to sleep in today, well until 6.45 at least. We had to have had breakfast, a wash behind the ears and present ourselves out on the platform for an 8am departure. For some unexplained reason we had spent the night parked in Bulawayo Station which was fine because there was no motion from travelling along the tracks, but there was a fair bit of noise from the engines that needed to be running to provide power to all our Aircon devices. So the train disgorged all of us and repackaged us into a plush coach. Bulawayo is an intensively poor city and full of the signs of what it once was. The station was a lovely redbrick reminder of UK stations as they used to be. Buildings built without budget to house all the admin features required of a terminus of this importance but sadly falling on desperate times and having allowed it's grandeur to diminish along with it's status. Passing through its portals we found ourselves on its forecourt and viewing Bulawayo critically for the first time. To our left was a colonial building of once great importance but now gutted and roofless. As our coach pulled out onto the main thoroughfare immediately to our left was a huge coal powered power station. Things hardly improved as we drew closer to downtown. Huddles of men stood on street corners awaiting work, shops with little provenance or purpose were opening for the day, rubbish stood piled on the streets, pavements were churned up in disorder, little traffic flowed and third world rather than modern city was its flavour. We drove on and fairly soon the streets became more manicured and bungalows more suited to a comfortable Surrey town became more prevalent. Mormon, JW, Catholic, CofE churches filled one street. Strangely, martial music of military bands filled the coach sound system. 40km passed quickly and we reached our destination, the Matobo National Park. Here we swapped vehicles for Land Rover Defenders ready for a tour of the Game Reserve. Just to be different, I chose the seat that sat forward on the nearside front wing offering a great view, feeling a direct attachment to the surroundings, albeit out on a limb and at the mercy of any oncoming potholes or branches. Pulling over into a clearing were invited to get out of the vehicle, joining two guides armed with what appeared to be kallashnicoff rifles and move silently into the undergrowth. There in front of us was a young male, and female white rhino grazing. The accompanying information from our guide was that the pair could charge unexpectedly. Frankly we were half expecting it so we kind of kept to one side. However, the encounter was in many ways primeval and surreal to be that close and on foot and on the same level to such large and dangerous beasts. Their tusks had been cut back to make them less attractive to poachers but they were now growing again.
We were then shown some ancient rock paintings left by bushmen of old. We were told throughout the region there were similar examples which have been dated to 50,000 years ago indicating this area of Africa to possibly being the birthplace of humanity.
And then back to the Land Rovers for perhaps the main event; the visit to the grave and final resting place of Cecil John Rhodes. We parked up and started to climb the rock scree up to a ridge with stunning far reaching views across the plains of bush and trees. There surrounded by huge boulders and in a prominent imposing position was the simple tomb of the man, still highly regarded here as a benefactor and founder of the country of Zimbabwe, formerly known as Rhodesia. In his time; founder of De Beers diamond company, Prime Minister of the Cape Colony, peace maker with the Matabele people, established the Rhodes Scholarships which still exist today and many other achievements. Dying in March 1902 in the Cape and buried at his request here in the Matobo Hills. We have been so impressed with the richness and beauty of the countryside here in rural Zimbabwe, but the extremes of wealth set alongside the more prevalent state of poverty; the despair instilled by a political system that seems overwhelming to the individual in the street and the impossibility of rectifying it, excruciatingly high inflation at 104%, high unemployment, the cheerful long-suffering and peaceful nature of the people, have all continued to surprise us on this trip.
We were returned to our coach and hence to the train in time for lunch.
What a fantastic day!





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Keeping Cool in the Lion City: Aircon Services in Singapore by SUS Engineerings
Introduction
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