#Aiden Zhane

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Day 4,

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BOO!

(Dividers by @animatedglittergraphics-n-more )

[gusterindrag]

"Eden" pairs well with Aiden Zhane

Bonus Aiden appreciation (NOTE: Video contains flashing images):

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Monster Drag Race headcanons

ola. remember how I said i will not be monster posting? yeah me too <3

I first thought of Johan as the lipsync assassin, but he rarely makes it into the bottom with his runway looks. So maybe the only time he does lipsync is for his legacy

that being said, lipsync assassin either goes to miss Nina fortner (stunt queen <33), Lunge (captures the vibes and emotions of the song, so he knows if its supposed to be an emotional, comedic, sassy, etc.), or Grimmer (knows how to make the judges and ru laugh and grab their attention)

Eva heinemman is not a lipsync assassin but does have one lipsync that's more iconic than other seasons before or after her.

that being said about who the lipsync assassins, Johan is a RUNWAY QUEEN. Looks are always snatched and gags international audiences everywhere. (he gives me very violet chachki vibes <3)

Speaking of Johan, his most viewed video is in the reading challenge

reads queens to FILTH. There's 30 minute compilations of him on youtube just absolutely reading the fuck out of everyone. It's shocking how fast and accurately he reads. Not even cocky or smirky. He's just reading casually.

LUNGE WINS SNATCH GAME. HANDS DOWN 🙌 went toe to toe with Johan. Although both embodied their character to a T, Johan bantering along as his character and his answers always hit, his character is a bit popular and could be played by another queen as well. Whereas Lunge wins because the character he chose is slightly more specific and does things that make people convinced that only Lunge could be able to pull off that snatch game character.

Grimmer gives me comedy queen vibes. Very unserious, very silly. Very Tammy Brown, Jimbo, Tia Kofi, Jinx, or Bob. Grimmer also wins miss congeniality.

Some might say Kenzo for congeniality.... but Kenzo is more on the lowkey. Also sided with and defended the wrong queen in the early parts of the season when he was still playing it safe. Acknowledges his mistake in All Stars

Some might say Nina too, but surprisingly, I wouldn't put Nina under there because Nina can cuss a bitch out if needed but it's super rare (has a full on blown out argument with Johan and it's featured on Untucked) and lowkey throws shade all the time (think that Rose moment where Kandy muse asked "do you think I'm arrogant?" and rose answering "a little bit." without missing a beat HAHAHHAHAHAH)

SPEAKING OF DRAMA MOMENTS.

who are the most dramatic queens? Johan, Bonaparta, Eva, and Roberto.

Johan intentionally causes drama lowkey. institagates fights and stuff. Everyone, including the audience barely realise how some fights among contestants are from Johan's doing.

Bonaparta unintentionally becomes the "everyone vs. _____" queen (Laganja, Mimi Imfurst, Serena Cha Cha, Aiden Zhane, Kandy Muse) HFDSHJFAF. He's trying to defend himself but the girls are circling around him 😭 becomes the most hated queen for a while.

Eva intentionally causes drama but HIGHKEY. Starts drama because the producers told her to and she knows that this is reality tv so might as well give the audience what they really came here for. People love her for it because it's iconic when she does it.

Roberto also intentionally causes drama, thinking he's cool and lowkey like johan, but ends up being highkey about it. People hate him for it. Does not look cool at all and comes off as attention seeking and cringe. comments section is filled with "they really thought they ate that..." "go girl give us NOTHING 😍", branded as the delusional queen JSKFHHJJJAHAJA

Karl shares an almost friendly and honest moment with Johan. Audience becomes GAGGED when Johan eliminates him out. (Johan being Johan, there will be fans defending the moment saying "it was a long time coming" or "Johan was right. next week is about the top queens now, and Karl just does not cut it.")

Along with Nina, miss LOTTEEEEEEE calls out johan from time to time. She may look like a safe queen, but she knows when Johan is being shady. People quote her all the time.

Lotte is an underrated queen. Might have been playing it safe with her looks and even made it to the bottom two a lot in the early seasons, but miss m'am came to play later on. Unexpected queen slayer later on in the seasons. Fans love her redemption.

Jan Suk gets eliminated early, but was pretty wholesome while he was there. Probably becomes a meme, despite not being a popular queen who stays long. ("miss vanjie")

Johan does NOT win drag race. He self eliminates Ben de la Creme style. Some people online say it's cause he just didn't want to be in the show anymore and is tired, some say that he did it because he knew Nina would be eliminated so he gave himself, some say it's a political statement against the show and how he doesn't agree with the staging and fakeness of everything. But it's a fourth secret option that we will never know. (turns out he just got eliminated over breaking a small technical error staying past the cast curfew in the hotel. Technical guidelines put that to prevent queens from cheating and working on their dresses or outsourcing outside the show. Also it turns out he was taking a massive smoke break (which is also breaking anotherpolicy in the hotel 😭 aFDSF) he just voted himself to make his elimination look iconic )

to this day fans keep saying Johan was robbed of the crown (no tf he wasn't.)

start drama in the comments <33

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Aiden Zhane, did you find that biggest crossdressing convention of all time for sale? Half off? 75% off? Did it keep going down? Did you have a coupon? Keep it pushin'!

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i just KNOW aiden zhane had the wildest tumblr account back in 2014

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im watching season 12 of drag race since i never really watched it before and it makes me so peeved that everyone is treating aiden zhane so awfully and constantly undermining her. like yeah maybe her looks aren't super polished and whatever but i just love her so much she's so fucking cool

[batking4342]

Last Song: BOO! By Aiden Zhane, Saint

Favourite Colour: Red and Black, but if just one, purple

Last tv show: Percy Jackson

Taste: spicy and savoury.

Relationship status: Engaged!

Last googled: magnus archives Entity quiz

Current obsession: not quite in the throws of any but over the winter break i completed mass effect, and TMA always re-occurs.

Tagging: @dinogods17 @thedorkofoz @victorieschild @transitiveunacomplishedfool whoever else wants to

Nine people I'd like to get to know better

WOOPS I did not have time to do this for the past like, week but I've been wanting to bc I love silly little memes like this. Tytyty @ithillia for the tag :3

Last song: All Our Bruised Bodies And The Whole Heart Shrinks by La Dispute (It makes me think about Fives and it hurts so fucking much) 

Favorite colour: GREEN!! and also blue 

Last movie/TV Show: TCW of course, I had a Bad Autism Time™️ and my gf put on the fucking Umbara Arc to calm me down. It worked like a charm what the fuck is wrong w me lmfaooo. 

Sweet/Spicy/Savory: All of the above but spice hurts me. I do it anyway tho, mama raised a little bitch but she didn't raise a quitter lmfaoo. 

Relationship status: So fuckin down bad for my girlfriend hhh 

Last thing you googled: fuckjgn AO3 LMAOOO 

Current obsession: clonesclonesclonesclones forever. I haven't had a special interest/hyperfixation this deep since I was like 12-14 so like this is one of the most important things in my life tbh. Specifically like thinking about how their culture would work, and their solidarity, internal conflicts, shared trauma and how that would relate to those things. Their ideas about personal and cultural identity and how that would vary individually. Things like how their upbringing must have felt, how that affected them and who they became later in life, the things they're taught vs what they truly come to believe once they're out on the field, the psychological effects of O66 on the clones who survived and the devastating impact it must have had- Bro stop me or I'll keep going forever like. I'm in deep and tbh? I wouldn't change it for the world. 

NPT: LMFAO bold of this title to assume that I know 9 people on this site, or am brave enough to tag ppl I haven't talked to often fhsjdmksmf SO if you see this consider yourself tagged. Yes, You. idc if we've never talked It's probably bc I'm too baby, so (unless u don't feel like it) do it 👀 also @mamuzzy and @whatislifewithoutangst if y'all haven't already and wanna do this here u go! 

[puppywritesthings]

s12 but as unhinged glee moments

don’t call it a comeback.

dahlia sin: finn singing “you’re having my baby” to his then girlfriend even though that was not, in fact, his baby (it’s not like he knew that at the time though)

rock m sakura: when tina hit her head on a fountain and part of that episode becomes a body swap episode

nicky doll: sue sylvester marrying herself

aiden zhane: when sue locked up klaine in an elevator to kiss as a saw trap

brita: the acafellas performing boyz 2 men’s “i wanna s*x you up” at a parent-teacher conference

jan: “well, i didn’t mean to send her to an ACTIVE crack house.”

widow von du: sue sylvester recreating the music video for madonna’s “vogue”

heidi n closet: mercedes protesting the removal of tater tots in the cafeteria

jackie cox: all of “let’s have a kiki/turkey turkey time”

crystal methyd: the nyada acapella group doing a cover of somebody else’s cover of “baby got back” and fox getting a lawsuit

gigi goode:  the very concept of fondue for two

jaida essense hall: vocal adrenaline performing “bohemian rhapsody” interspersed with footage of quinn giving birth

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[clubkidandcollectives]

Season 12 - RuPaul’s DragCon 2022(L.A)

(par 1)

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Parachute

"Fall in Two" - Heidi N. Closet "Mona Lisa" - Britta Filter "Love for Me" - Vanessa "Vanjie" Mateo "Window" - Jan Sport "Eden" - Aiden Zhane "Scars & Stitches" - Kornbread "The Snack" Jeté "The Prize" - Mayhem Miller "Dissolve" - Kandy Muse "Coccoon" - Kylie Sonique Love "Happy Frappy" - Kameron Michaels "Parachute" - Rosé

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fave drag performers part 2

[roxxxy-android]

Aiden Zhane is a stunning Barbie, she has woman all the way up to her basement. Toot!

[tampire]

Happy Birthday Aiden Zhane (Born July 16, 1990)