#Agent B

[eisbee]

Finally finished this artwork of Mesmer Agent B. Took me two months and half of my last braincell.

[mabaki]

So uh it wasn't planned but this totally happened I swear

Left to Right Oxxid @sytiart | Ithikk @the-skrool | Pirrx @bookahlogy | Jhoushi (>:3) | Meppi @ilona-art | Jaxx @floral-necromaniac | Agent B @eisbee

The bug in question

And some screenshots!

JHOUSHI WHAT ARE YOU READING

[devilsrains]

stage eroica:

washio shuto as agent A / reo yamazaki as agent B / yuusaku sato as agent G - performing "the day without the major" (x)

[muyb]

[thedevilsrain]

FEWL Star Trek au??? 👀👀👀

ok just because you asked nicely (lore under the cut hehe)

they're in a spaceship! i didn't know/remember if star trek had spies, so i just went with what i knew here lol

mischa is the captain! his full name is mikheil sergeyev (made up by me an my friend), he's the captain because socialism won in star trek so the captain might as well be the socialist character

dorian is a half-human half-betazoid ambassador of betazed, hence the big black eyes but the english name. betazoid so he still has some form of title (son of the 6th house of betazed), and ambassador because it's kind of like if an earl had a job

eberbach is chief security. no majors on the ship, so he's a lieutenant commander. he's like troi or kira or kirk as in he's there for the eye candy

the alphabets are literally redshirts - they're all ensigns, and they definitely have names, but i didn't feel like making them up 😭

james is ambassador gloria's accountant, and he was raised by the ferengi. don't ask. he knows all of the rules of acquisition from memory though

bonham and dorian are literally o'brien and lwaxana respectively lmao

bonus: was unsure of who the first officer could be. i thought either the chief or polar bear but neither had the pizzaz i wanted

[ferbracket]

Doofenshmirtz Bracket Incorporated

Agent B

Hedgehog

[lemongrablothbrok]

It has recently occurred to me that Agents A and B are literally Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear, respectively. Tell me I'm wrong.

[magicalrobodokiofficial]

Sneak Peak of A Rift in Time Chapter 4!

Hi! Apologies for the delay on the next chapter of A Rift in Time, rest assured me and @weaponsdrawn are still working hard on it. But to make it up to you, under the cut is a sneak peak of said chapter, The One Where We Fight A Lot!

Please note it's a draft copy and as such it might be changed a bit in the final version. Without further ado, let's do this!

•••

Pinprick silently picked up a remote with a giant red button on it. “...Everything Agent B said was complete misinformation, and sitcoms are not an invasive species. But the rest of you… you’re on the right track.” He clicked the button, and an image of what looked like a giant web made out of stars appeared on the screen. “We’ve been trying to track Sorrow- and traces of this unknown creature of darkness-” 

Nate shivered at the memory of witnessing Booloo- er, Sorrow, getting grabbed and dragged into… what he could only describe as a swirling portal of nightmares and other fucked up shit he couldn’t be bothered to think up right now. 

“And we’ve managed to track them down to a sitcom dimension.” 

Keys looked at Pinprick with worry. “Sitcom dimension…? I- but- the-” he fell silent, in an attempt to hide his worry, but his teammates could see that he was slightly shaking. 

“Don’t worry, Agent K. The manual is- outdated in that sense. Now, about the file, Agent-” 

In the blink of an eye, Nate leaned forward, snatched up the file, and started thumbing through it, his grin growing wide. “Wow! I can’t read any of this! Holy shit, I’m actually reading a classified-”

Pinprick glared at Nate. “Pixel. I wasn’t talking to you.” 

Nate summoned his wallet. “Buuuuut this paper I pulled out of nowhere says that I-”

Roxanne snatched the file back. “THIS is why you’re on tech support, Nate. Because right now, you’re acting like a Grade A moron.”

Nate pouted. “You’re no fun.” 

She glared. “Yes, but I am within Nate Slapping-Some-Sense Distance.” 

“...Oh.” He unsummoned his wallet, and slowly raised his hands in surrender, his face clearly trying to mask his concern. “Mkay. Won’t do that again.” 

“Please.” Roxanne’s voice pleaded, clearly showing some exasperation in it. “Please be good.”

Pinprick loudly cleared his throat. “Agent Hoshi, the mind control gadgets DON’T affect me- there are safeguards, since after all, we ARE running an agency. But thanks for attempting to keep the peace. Now hand the file over to Agent K.” 

Roxanne complied, and Keys opened the file. “Oh. Huh…” 

Buttons climbed onto Keys’ back like a koala, and leaned over on his shoulder. “Letme see the file that Nate Shapiro isn’t allowed to read at all!!!!”

The pair quickly skimmed through pages of text, graphs, diagrams, and photo examples. “Wait… weed isn’t allowed in this dimension?” 

Pinprick nodded yes. 

“That’s oddly specific.” mused Keys. 

“That’s sitcom dimensions for you.” 

[gambeque]

somethin 4 the Alterna Zine 🦖🦖

[bluekoalatimemachine]

STOPP

I WAS shipping them when I was young, no wayy

“What’s shipping?”

[thevoidstaredback]

Nightwing: "We'll have to talk to Agent A, but it shouldn't be a problem."

Flash: "'Agent A'? Who's that? And why do you need to ask their permission? Batman's right here."

Nightwing: "You don't actually think Batman's in charge, do you?"

Flash: "What?"

Nightwing: "We can get away with upsetting B, but we'd all rather die than upset A. It's why their names like that, by the way. A's in charge, B's just the public figure."

Batman: "That's not true and you know it,"

Nightwing: "You gonna look me in the eye and say that?"

Batman: "..."

Nightwing: "That's what I thought."

[eisbee]

She is poison. ...Literally. Nightshade and Glaze for thieves like Agent B!

[mabaki]

Agent B and her starshaped cookies ✨ for @eisbee

He eats it w/out question lol

[the-bi-fangirl-biatch]

casey being a hardened criminal and possibly kleptomaniac after being so wholesome was HILARIOUS, no notes, amazing

B 15 being a doctor?? and her being so soft and kind to that kid?? I love her, she's the best, 10/10 expected but happy

O.B. being a failed writer but also an intelliget physicist working in Caltech is AMAZING, ties in greatly with his character

MOBIUS BEING A SINGLE DAD AAAAAHHHHH HE'S SO SWEET AND KIND AND SOFT WITH HIS BOYS, LOVES HIS DEAD WIFE DESPITE HAVING MOVED ON, KIND TO LITERALLY EVERYONE ONCE AGAIN, EVEN TO LOKI WHO HE JUST MET. I'M SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP FALLING TO THE GROUND ROLLING ON THE FLOOR

Sylvie back working in McDonald's and being a regular at both the bar and a records store, yeah that's definitely so her

[muyb]

так, ну скачал я ваш Тумблр зачем-то и чë тут делать🥶

[redkyrii]

My army, attack!!