#Adam is leaving the hotel

[hells-greatest-performers]

Adam, wait, Freya will be sad if you leave! And the other kids too!

Adam: *heading to the elevator*

Freya: *leaving hotel room because Angel and Husk are being passive aggressive and tension is high — sees Adam* Mr. Adam? Are you going somewhere?

Adam: *sees Freya* Yeah. I’m leaving.

Freya: But why?

Adam: sometimes you just…have to leave.

Freya: *gets teary eyed* I don’t want you to go. I’ll miss you!

Adam: I’ll miss ya to little doctor! But I can’t stay.

Freya: Will I see you again?

Adam: Sure! I’m in Hell. Cant exactly leave Hell that easily!

Freya: *sniffles*

Adam: Be good kid. Just because everyone around here sucks, doesn’t mean you should.

Freya: *hugs Adam* I’ll miss you!

Adam: *pats Freya’s head* I’ll miss ya too kid…*gently pulls away and gets in the elevator. He turns and gives her a “rock on” handsign as the elevator doors close*

[dreamlanddoll]

the hazbin hotel fandom: DONT ship Angeldust with women he is canonically GAY so don’t get him involved in icky hetero ships no no no he is my gay spider boi úwù if u ship him with a woman you are HOMOPHOBIC and ERASING GAY MALE REPRESENTATION that we BARELY GET ANY OF

also the hazbin hotel fandom: um… it’s okay for me to ship Alastor romantically because Viv said it was fine so long as we respect canon and like he wasn’t even confirmed to be aro just ace so like it’s really not that big of a deal and oh what’s that Viv confirmed he’s aro? oh well it’s okay bc I’m a demisexual aro-flux in a queerplatonic romantic relationship and aro ppl can still date even though my experience is not at all what this character is meant to represent and he is clearly meant to represent ppl who are romance repulsed since they never get any representation that isn’t a robot or an alien and even then it’s never explicitly stated by the creators bc being aromantic is just too “unnatural” and “inhuman” but aro people don’t struggle as much as others in the queer community so your desire for rep isn’t as valid and why are you getting so upset it’s just fiction :///

[cosmiiwrites]

cockwarming adam except its him begging for you to move, clawing at your hips as you keep him from jerking into you

…just a thought

—cosmii

[onesidedradiostatic]

PATHETIC SHOWDOWN 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

made a pathetic poll before, vox absolutely SWEPT against lucifer last time, pondered on it and thought hey out of all the people who could possibly evenly match up to vox in patheticness, ADAM might have a chance. SO

POINTS (feel free to come up with your own I am grasping at straws here):

Adam

FOR

got cucked by lucifer TWICE

what's more pathetic than getting left by your wife? getting left by BOTH your wives

an actual dudebro

dumb as bricks

just look at him

"HES UGLY" "PUT THE MASK BACK ON"

actually fucking dies

and not even by lucifer by fucking niffty

AGAINST

is actually a really powerful angel who could destroy alastor's shield with one punch and almost killed alastor

mentions that he does in fact fuck in episode 1

could possibly be argued to still have bitches with lute

Vox

some of these may just be copy and pasted from the last one. against will have new points to juxtapose adam though

if you've been around my space long enough you know these well

FOR

lost his own diss track against his rival

sings an entire number about not giving a fuck about his rival's return while being the only person TO give a fuck

tried to physically block a radio, an AUDIO output device as if it'd stop anything, failed at doing even that

his screen calls out the reason for his crashes and he seemingly can't control it

causes a city-wide blackout because his rival announced to everyone he rejected him

there is a non-zero possibility he was/is in love with said rival but said rival will never love him back

purposely avoided going to an overlords meeting and called his co-worker up at the very last minute to attend for him

the guy he appointed as a spy ended up being the very person to prove a sinner can be redeemed

coward who constantly hides behind screens

episode 8

AGAINST

he is capable in literally any context outside of alastor

debuts actually acting cunning

capable of coming up with something on the spot without hesitation (voxtek angelic security)

actually smart (able to interpret val's "put something inside them" comment as appointing a spy)

feared by his employees

well he didn't get left by anyone in an EXISTING relationship... he just got rejected in one that never started

he has bitches (yeah it's valentino but bitches are bitches okay!!)

is in fact not dead

[mintartem]

What if…. Adam is like a father (mama bird) figure to the exorcists (assuming they are heaven born).

It’s those bird allegations I tell you (and also inspired by this lovely art).

[absolutelybifurious]

hazbin hotel + text posts

[sleeplessdreamer14]

Secrets I have held in my heart are harder to hide than I thought. Maybe I just wanna be yours, I wanna be yours, I wanna be yours.

original screenshot

I spotted an opportunity and I seized it

[rius-cave]

Lucifer: Want to help me go three for three on my Eden Originals? // Adam: Do you really want me to be the third person from Eden that leaves you?

AND THEN LUCIFER JUST FUCKING STAMMERS, NOT KNOWING WHAT THE FUCK TO REPLY LMAOOO

[aro-in-danyl]

Eve Reincarnation!AU

*He/she/they pronouns for Eve

Eve was bored. Heaven's wonders could only entertain her for so long. And she was sick of the pity and condescension.

For all that Lucifer was damned to the hell he created for his actions, he at least had Lilith with him to bare the burden.

She was not so lucky. Adam would sooner die a second death than take accountability. And the angels regarded her alone with mixed pity and suspicion.

Adam thrived in heaven, but it stifled her like nothing else. Eternal peace was stagnant; she missed Earth and eagerly watched the planet and her descendents antics with curiosity.

It was her who first put forth the idea of reincarnation. But Sera, bewildered by her desire to leave heaven and wary of having her alive after her first fuckup (honestly, eat one fruit and they never let you forget it!), dismissed her.

It was just her luck that Adam, who ran his mouth faster than his brain could keep up, bragged about getting the Seraphim to agree to his yearly hell extermination where her request had been rejected.

And wasn't it just grand that it was supposed to be a secret? Wouldn't it be a shame for that to get out, right, Sera?

Her reincarnation request was approved. She was the first and only soul to be granted this. Per her request, heaven would be barred from viewing or interfering with her new life.

And it was wonderful! They had a new life, a new name, a new gender! And no one to hold them back and say 'remember the apple, Eve?'

Then they died. And back to heaven they went, unknowing of their past life as Eve. Until Sera accousted them before they'd even made it through the gate.

Sera conjured a glowing white apple and offered it to them. Their curiosity had followed them to this next life so they accepted and the Seraphim smiled sardonically and said, 'Welcome back Eve.'

But they. weren't. EVE! Not anymore. Or at least they were not JUST eve.

But being the only soul to reincarnate, the angels just didn't understand that. Nor would Sera care to, she allowed Adam and Eve's requests only if she could ignore the consequences.

The human who once was Eve, decided to reincarnate again. Anything to escape their dreary eternity in heaven.

And then he died. And Sera offered him the apple, said, 'Welcome back Eve' and on and on the cycle continued.

He tried to lead his next few lifetimes into sin, maybe in hell they'd get at least some of the excitement she'd loved from Earth.

She had no clue how she kept getting into heaven. Over the course of several different lives, they'd committed all sorts of sins. And yet it never stuck.

So they struck a deal, and in his next life, she finally got what she'd been craving.

Eternal Entertainment.

Welcome to hell, Alastor.

[lileyx]

EDIT: Now in color oh god, finally I was able to draw some cathartic hugs! work is a biatch atm, I'm also doing a online training course.... So I barely have time for drawing cute shipping stuff for myself.

Anyways.... Someone up for an Adam redemption story? (●'◡'●) Because for DAYS now I have so many ideas regarding those two...

uh, once I have more time, I really want to work on something...

[bloogers-boogers]

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[snakpple]

ikkkkkkk michael doesn't fuck with adam

[fogmachine03]

forever devastated that we didn’t have adam and lute when the hazbin instagrams were still up, can you imagine the drama

[miss-menhera]

I just noticed my Adam folder reached a angel number and I was like, OOOO ANGEL NUMBER LETS LOOK UP WHAT IT MEANS

I'm just gonna ignore that for the sake of my own mental health

[sweet-and-insane]

Angel Dust and Adam's breakdowns were so similar that I was able to put them together in a way that makes sense and doesn't change the meaning. Two sides of the same coin.

"Ya know what?! You would be fucking lucky to get a chance to fuck me! I'm fucking Adam! I'm the fucking man, and you're just some fucking clown or something! Ya know how much I'm worth?! I started everything on Earth! All of mankind came from these fucking nuts! You know how many people would kill to have Angel Dust come onto them?! You all should be worshipping me, you ungrateful, disgusting, fucking losers!" FUCK YOU! Have fun being a lonely piece of shit!"

[holderofdoves]

Stuck at work, have napkin motivation Adam