#Adam Warlock baby fics

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The Lion Sleeps Tonight

Adam Warlock x Star Lord!Sister Reader

Prompt: All babies get sick. You knew that. And yet, when yours caught a cold, it was the worst feeling in the world. If it wasn’t for Adam, you’d really be a mess. Just another bump in the road of parenthood--but also another sign of how great of a father he truly was. 

Word Count: 1,613

A/N: Hello, hello! Another one shot installment to my Adam Warlock x Star Lord!Sister Reader baby series! Here is the LINK to the master-list of all of the one shots! Requests are open! To those who have sent some in, I promise I will get to them! I also plan to do more with Aydith being different ages besides a baby so please send some suggestions in if you’d like! Thank you guys so much for your support! Here we go! -Jen

                                   The Lion Sleeps Tonight

It was just a cold. A simple runny nose accompanied by the occasional cough and low grade fever. Something you had personal experience with in your (age) years of life. It was nothing. A mere inconvenience. But now, sickness played a different role since you became a parent--or, rather when your child fell ill. The feeling of helplessness brought on by not being able to take it away at once and give them comfort. It was just a cold, but it was your baby’s. That was one of the many awful feelings you felt. 

You watched with exhaustion as Adam paced around the room, lightly bouncing Aydith in his arms. She had been crying for what felt like an eternity now. It didn’t help that the damn cold hit right around when she had begun to really teeth. You were at a loss of what to do. Mantis had offered to put her asleep, but you didn’t want her to use any powers on your daughter. Not when she was so little. Not when you didn’t know how it could impact her. If you hadn’t brought her to Earth to visit your grandfather last weekend, this wouldn’t have happened. How were you supposed to know the bug was going around? 

“This is all my fault.” You exhaled, shaking your head. Gods, you just wanted to cry with her. “I exposed our baby and now she’s infected. I’m a horrible mother.”

Adam made his way over to you, Aydith’s cries only amplifying. At this point, you were quite sure that all of Knowhere had been awakened by them. How such a little thing could be so loud was a question you didn’t have an answer to. Just like how you didn’t have an answer as to how to ease your daughter’s distress. 

“This is no fault of yours, Y/N. And it is impossible for you to even be remotely considered a below average parent. Please don’t ever think like that.” He tried to assure you, his tone sympathetic. “I’ve done a great deal of reading and it is quite common for human infants to contract it. Our child is half Sovereign, I am more than certain that being so lessens the chances of this developing into anything serious.” 

He had done research. A lot of it. As soon as Aydith let out her first cough, Adam had gone into protective parent mode and scoured through the entirety of what felt like every medical file in the galactic internet in search of answers. Meanwhile, you had reluctantly allowed Nebula to run some scans knowing full well that your baby was more than safe. That the Luphomoid would never do something that would put her in harm’s way. Still you worried, even after your partner was relatively satisfied with what he found. 

“She sounds so miserable, and it’s like nothing I do makes any difference.” You looked over at Adam as he took a seat beside you. “I hate this. I hate this more than any of those assholes we’ve ever had to fight--and I’m not trying to be dramatic, but this is my baby and she is upset and nothing I try helps! I…” You inhaled deeply, trying to reel yourself back in. “When I first met you, I didn’t think it was possible to fall so deeply in love again--and even though this is a different kind of love, I just feel like I’m failing.” 

Adam’s cheek rested against the baby’s as he maneuvered her so he had a free arm to put around you. “Your feelings are more than valid, my love. I wish I could ease your stress equally as much as I wish for our daughter’s recovery.” He leaned over and pressed a kiss to your temple. “You need your rest. I can tell you are very tired. Let me take care of Aydith.” 

You shook your head, fighting back a yawn. That would’ve only proved his point. “I’m fine.” You told him firmly. “I don’t need sleep. Not when she is like this.” 

“But you do, especially as you’ve had the same exposure as her.” Adam countered, gazing straight into your eyes. “You becoming sick like her won’t do either of you any benefits, my love, so please, I implore you to sleep. Please don’t make me call upon Mantis to assist you.” He really had an odd way of saying things sometimes. “Deal?”

Adam was right. You really needed to rest. All of your energy had been spent long ago worrying and taking care of your daughter. As much as you hated to admit it, you weren’t any use to her if you were out of commission yourself. Frowning softly, you gave in and nodded. 

“Okay.” You responded reluctantly, but finally agreed. “But if she seems like she is getting worse, you’ll get me up. And you won’t let me sleep too long.” 

“I suppose that is reasonable enough.” He accepted as Aydith whined, wriggling in his grasp. Adam shifted her to his other shoulder and gently patted her back. “I shall take her in another room so it is quieter for you. We’ll be fine, won’t we, my tiny comet?” 

Your mouth curved into a small smile, the first you’ve had in awhile. He was so good with her. So amazing that it made you love him that much more. You couldn’t ask for a better father for your child. And Gods did he adore her too. Talk about you hitting the jackpot. 

You leaned in, kissing Aydith’s flushed cheek. “Only a nap, nothing too long.” You reminded Adam, taking a moment to kiss him. “And if she gets worse…” 

“You have my word,Y/N. But I assure you, all will be well. Aydith is strong like her mother.” He hummed, glancing over at his daughter. “Now we will step out so you can sleep. I love you dearly and, though she cannot talk yet, I know Aydith shares my feelings too.” 

“I love you both too.” And you wished there was a more powerful word to convey that. 

Lying on your bed, you didn’t expect for you to fall asleep as quickly as you did. You honestly thought your body would fight your mind over remaining conscious. But you were gone. Floating in a dreamless state. A dark void enveloping you in a tight embrace. If it wasn’t for the distant sound of rhythm, perhaps you would’ve stayed there.

Your eyes opened, mind still fuzzy from sleep as you sat up. The music you heard was definitely there, not something you had dreamed up. And something about the tune felt so familiar. Adam and Aydith were nowhere to be seen--but what was more surprising, you couldn’t hear the softest of whimpers. Slightly worried, you forced your body up and made your way over to the doorway that led to the small space that served as your living room. The music grew louder as you quietly peeked in. 

The Lion Sleeps Tonight by The Tokens. That’s why you recognized it. You didn’t remember much from your childhood on Earth, but you had the vaguest of memories of your mother playing that along with a few other songs when she was trying to coax you and Peter into falling asleep during a long car ride. You noticed the clunky radio Phyla had gifted to you--or rather, Aydith, as a present. The thing was pretty old and banged up, but that kinda gave it character. You looked away from it, your attention suddenly drawn to the figure standing right in the center of the room. 

What Adam was doing, you couldn’t exactly call it dancing. It was more so like a bobbing, rocking sort of motion that kinda gave off the impression of someone having literal ants in their pants. Sometimes he’d sway back and forth before immediately stopping in his tracks to do knee bends. It was the strangest and yet, oddly cute thing you’d ever seen him do. And when you listened closely, he was even singing under his breath. Until that moment, it hadn’t even clicked in your mind that he was still holding Aydith. Nor that she was finally asleep. 

“Hey.” You whispered, trying your best not to startle him. “Whatcha doing?” 

Adam’s head snapped in your direction. “Oh! I’m sorry, did I wake you?” You shook your head and he sighed in relief. “Good. I have successfully aided our child.” “I can see that.” You smiled, making your way over to him. “You give Peter a run for his money with those moves.” 

Adam beamed. “I call it The Dad Disco--I’m not quite sure what disco looks like, but I really liked the sound of it.” He looked down at the baby and you could’ve sworn his eyes sparkled. “I must admit, I was growing concerned but then when she finally fell asleep…well, I feel very accomplished now. I’m glad she’s out.”

“Me too.” You replied, admiring your daughter in his arms. “You’re an amazing dad, you know that?” 

“I certainly couldn’t do it without you. We make quite the team, don’t we?” Adam smiled at you.

“Yeah. I’d say we’re pretty great together.” You reached out and lightly touched her small hand. “She makes it all worth it, huh?” 

“Every millisecond.” He fell silent, eyes fixed on her before focusing on you. “If she stays asleep when I put her down in the crib, would you care to have a dance with me? I promise that we don’t have to do The Dad Disco. That’s more reserved for Aydith.” 

You gave him a grin. “I think I would like that very much.”

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Plushie

Adam Warlock x Reader

Plot: You see one of the new Guardians struggling to adjust and decide to surprise him with a new friend.

Genre: PG-13, FLUFF

A/N: Yeah I'm on a roll on this cinnamon roll. I take no arguments. If you enjoy it, please reblog, comment, and spread it!

You step off the ship, holding the wrapped gift. You really hoped he liked it.

Moving through the crowd, you see Groot playing a game on the Gameboy that was gifted by Peter.

"Hey Groot, know where I can find Adam?"

The tree gives a grunt, not looking up from the game. Groot points in the opposite direction and you continue to be on your way.

You find Adam in what used to be Peter's old room. He sees you and sits up quickly on his bed, as if it was a crime to be resting.

"You don't have to do that, Adam. This is your room now." You sit beside him. "How is everyone treating you?"

He tells you about his team. Rocket, despite how grumpy he could be, was an excellent leader on and off the field. Kraglin was always happy to help Adam navigate unfamiliar things (and recommend some great music). Although he was still mourning the loss of his mother, taking on the role of a bigger brother for Phyla was something that he needed to step out of his comfort zone.

"I'm still trying to understand Groot," Adam frowns. "Rocket says I'll get there."

You feel a furry being rubbing at your ankles. Adam picks up Blurp and puts it on his lap. "I didn't forget you silly," he addresses the affectionate pet. "Though I must admit, I miss home sometimes. I'm thankful for the kindness that everyone has shown me, but I believe I feel... overwhelmed at times?"

You nod empathetically, deciding it is an excellent time to give Adam your gift. He's momentarily stunned but grateful for the pleasant surprise. Unwrapping the gift, he holds a stuffed pink and round octopus plushie.

"This is a stuffed toy," you begin to explain. "To be exact, it's a stuffed octopus - a marine animal on Earth that you may have heard of. Back on Earth, not just kids have them but adults do too." As you went on, you wondered if this was a good idea. You couldn't decipher Adam's look as he carefully scanned the plushie. "I have one with me when I go to sleep," you confessed. "I know things can get hard, and sometimes all you need is a comforting presence."

You watched as Adam presses the round edges of the toy, examining its unusually short legs. He shifts to face you and hugs the toy in his arms.

"I like how this creature is making me feel," Adam says as the toy sinks further into his body. "Thank you for the wonderful gift."

"Glad to be of service." As you stand to leave, Adam calls you from behind and approaches you at the door.

"Yes, Adam?"

"Well, I was wondering... if you could take me to get one more for Blurp?" He shifts nervously while waiting for your response. "I mean I haven't gotten a chance to see Earth - your Earth."

You smile and nod much to his relief. "I would like that very much. How does tomorrow sound?"

"Perfect."

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Fate Thinks She’s Funny

Screw it, I might make this a series. Part of the One Enchanted Evening fic. Reader here has a recycled OC background I made for the MCU. Essentially came to Earth after Order 66 in the 90′s, was forcibly conscripted in the US Military and she gets tangled up in everything because of the Ancient One, the Jedi inability to not meddle, and Billy. It’s a 43k word fic that is no where near complete and probably will never be

Pairing: Adam Warlock x ex-avenger/guardian! reader

Warnings: Canon levels of violence, love at first sight, prospective death, Adam pulling his punches just for you because he hates the idea of hurting you after 0.001 seconds, reader compares him to a Rancor of all things 

Words: 1.8k+

Rated: 18+ as always

It was the crashing that alerted you initially, pulling you from the half-sleep you had managed to finally fall into. You didn't even bother shutting the door to your apartment behind you as you went to investigate, Groot wrapped around something on fire shooting past without much preamble. You were fully awake before he was out of sight, already trying to calculate his trajectory to be there to stop him. You ran over walkways and tight wires, not truly looking where you were going besides making sure the way was clear, making sure that no one would get hurt from the debris. It barely occurred to you that you were only dressed in one of Stephen's old shirts and a pair of sleeping shorts, your main concern being the citizens, and then the attacker.

A mother and child huddled on main street gave you pause, the mother trying to shelter her screaming child as debris began raining down towards them. Protecting them with the Force was reactionary, no really thought put into it until they were safe and you were on the move again. You skidded to a stop on a catwalk as Kraglin's arrow smacked the man harmlessly across the cheek, making him stop angrily in his tracks "Who threw this thing at me?" He demanded sharply, looking around the rubble he'd created. No one dared to answer him, all of them hiding and fighting to remain silent despite their fear. He looked, disarmed by the fear, choosing to move on "Baby." He chided before continuing on his path.

Landing on the attacker was easy, he was strutting through main street like he owned the place, like he wasn't trying to tear it apart bit by bit. He fell to the ground under you with an annoyed yell, your claws sinking into his shoulders before you were moving off of him, twisting and throwing him over your head and down into the ground with a shout. You didn't wait for the dust to settle to grab him again, hoisting him up to his feet as he tried regaining his barrings. For a moment, one single solitary moment, your eyes met, gold giving way to his pupils as they dilated, his breath stuttering as his golden lips dropped open the barest fraction. There was something star struck in his expression, something you forced yourself to not dwell on as you let go of his tunic just long enough to Spartan Kick him further away from where he'd thrown Nebula. He didn't go far, landing on his back with a forced exhale before he was clambering up to his feet with a bewildered glare "Do that again and I'll be forced to kill you." He was warning you as he shook the dust from his person, not taking his eyes off your form.

"Pity." You huffed, calling my saber, reaching back towards your apartment.

"What's that? What is the purpose of that?" He asked, genuinely curious, tilting his head like a puppy. It genuinely caught you off guard, both the fact that he genuinely didn't know what you were doing, and the fact that he seemed so innocent in that moment. You didn't answer him, instead taking a ready stance as soon as the hilt was in your hand, the familiar hum and yellow hue a comfort. He blinked, taking in your position and your weapon before deciding that you were still intent on being a threat, powering up with a frustrated grunt and a silent snarl, his hands engulfed in blades of light. It was like dancing, fighting with him, meeting him strike for strike even though it didn't feel like his heart was fully in it. He depowered one hand enough to grab your saber hand, immobilizing it no matter how hard you struggled, making you grab his arm that was still powered up, holding it above both of your heads in a struggle of wills. "I do not want to kill you." He admitted with a grunt, trying to break the hold you had on him.

"Not the first time I've heard that." You growled back a little bitterly, straining against him for a moment before you saw an opening and took it. Your forehead collided with his, a resounding crack! echoing through your head and the square as he cried out in pain, stumbling blindly back in retreat. "Fucking hell." You groaned, doubling over as you pressed your freehand to your forehead, trying to sooth the ache that was still blooming there. You could feel the tale tell tickle of a small track of blood dripping down the bridge of your nose, but didn't think much of it as you focused an eye on him, watching him recollect himself with that snarl of his.    

"Are you always this stubborn?!" He asked you indignantly, throwing his hands out with exasperation.

You couldn't stop your expression if you wanted to, open bewilderment taking your face by storm as you just stared at him "You're trying to kill my friends! Of course I'm 'being stubborn'!"

"I just want the squirrel." He rebutted as though it was so simple.

"You can't have our friend! He's not property!"

Before he could say another word, Drax grabbed him and began throwing him around "Pick on someone your own size!"  

You wanted to just hide somewhere as you backed away from the two men, your heart pounding deafeningly in your chest as Drax threw him into the headquarters sign "Y/n!" You could hear Mantis calling desperately from the med center, tears in her voice spurring you into action, ignoring the suddenly very determined man as he lifted himself from the dirt. You had to stop, your eyes glued to the scene, as the man met Drax hit for hit, matching every bit of his strength easily. It made you want to throw up. You watched, helpless, as beams of light came from the man's hands again, Drax barely able to stop them, holding the man at bay with groans of strain. "Y/n! Help!" Mantis wailed again, but you couldn't tear your gaze away as the stranger's power began to whine audibly, getting brighter and brighter until he was blowing Drax back with it.    

As soon as he straddled and began pummeling Drax you were in motion, charging without a thought of your own safety. You dove at the last possible moment, only loosing a cry when your shoulder collided with his ribs, ripping him off of Drax and into the dirt with you. Scrabbling for dominance in the dirt with him, you didn't care to use finesse, or any true skill. He'd already proven that he was ridiculously strong, that you had to fight dirty to get any advantage. You barely paid attention to the darkening of his cheeks and neck as you straddled his waist and tried to punch his lights out, your fist raining punishment into his pretty face over and over again as your other hand kept you anchored to him, fisted tightly into the collar of his tunic. He seemed more concerned with trying to fend off the blows than fight back "ENOUGH!" He roared under you, almost succeeding in turning over under you as he tried to protect himself. You didn't listen to him as you pressed him back down, driving your fist into his sternum as you continued to punch the daylights out of him. "I said," He grabbed you by the thighs, his hands engulfing them by nearly half before he was usurping your position, driving your back into the dirt, his weight pressing down between your legs "enough!" It was only at that moment that he seemed to realize the position he had put you both in, making you feel like you were on fire as he stared down at you with those wide doe eyes that just screamed innocence.

You blinked back up at him, suddenly uncomfortable with the vulnerable position, your grip on his collar almost slackening with the shock that you liked it, until Drax groaned in pain, snapping you back to reality. Your legs tightened around his lower ribs, locking at the ankles behind him as you squeezed for all you were worth, not letting up as he sucked in a panicked, ragged breath. His hands found your thighs again as he sat up, dragging you up with him as you resumed punching and he tried pushing, his fingers digging painfully into your flesh, trying to pry you off before you constricted him to death. In a split second he gave up trying to get you off of him, his hand molding around the column of your throat like it was made to be there, cutting off your own breath as he pressed you back down into the dirt with a heavy glare. You tightened your hold on his ribs defiantly as you tried to pry his hand off, snarling right back up at him as he reared his fist back to finally fight back. A glowing blade erupted from his chest, instantly taking the fight out of him as he incredulously looked from you to it "That... hurts!" He breathed as golden blood dripped from the tip of the blade and down onto your shirt, immediately standing out from the blood sweat and dirt that clung to it.

"What a pity." Nebula growled from behind him as his hand loosened around your throat, allowing you to suck in a greedy lungful of air that had never tasted so sweet. The man looked back down at you as you gulped down ragged breaths past your burning throat, a small trickle of blood dripping past his lips as he grunted in pain. You let him go as soon as the blade retreated, letting him fall to the dust beside you. You couldn't look at him, it hurt to and you couldn't figure out why, why his imminent death was going to bother you. He'd been trying to kill your friends since he'd arrived on Knowhere and yet... "Still alive down there?" Nebula's voice broke you out of your thoughts and slammed you back into the moment as the man continued to suffer quietly beside you.

She was fighting a ghost of a smile as she offered you an arm "He hits like a Rancor." Your voice was still rough as it passed your burning throat, your healing taking its sweet time as you accepted her help to climb to your feet. She just shook her head with amusement before going to Drax, leaving you there. You didn't want to, but you looked down at the man, acknowledging his gaze as he turned onto his back, his eyes begging you for help "I'm sorry, I didn't want it to end like this." The words felt right as they hit the air, your chest aching at the idea that he'd die there. You were quick to turn away from him and limp to the Med Center, your thighs shivering with every step. You didn't want to face his death, didn't want to acknowledge it and you couldn't figure out why.  

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Lost Fic #175

1. Hi! I've been trying to find this fic I read some time ago that I've had no luck trying to find again. It's through the ages and Aziraphale also has the role of Death/Azrael (that Crowley is unaware of until the events of Armageddon't). Not sure if it's been deleted but I would love to read it again. Thanks for your work :) - anon

2. Hello! I remember reading, but can no longer find a fic where, essentially the summary was after the fall god plops down Aziraphale in heaven and tells everybody to play nice, that if they break the new angel theyre not getting another one. - @ifirestone

3. Thank you for your blog! I'm looking for a fic I lost. I remember that Aziraphale gifted Crowley a plant that Crowley babied and that one of Crowley's original plants shielded the gifted plant from the sun at one point. Any thoughts on where I can find it? - @insertwittycomment

4. Hi there! I am looking for a fic that I read circa 2019-2020. I remember Aziraphale and Crowley taking a trip to the countryside, I believe Warlock and Adam were invited along. Aziraphale was having a mental breakdown that was a long time coming. Throughout the ages, in order to deal with heaven's orders and to let himself grieve, he had visited a cave nearby to where they are vacationing, where he accidentally imbued sheep with angelic power and the sheep acted really weird. There was a bit where Aziraphale snaps back at Crowley and insinuates that he can never be more than a demon. Sorry I can't remember much more, a lot of the plot was building to something but I never got to finish it. - anon

5. Hi! I'm looking for a particular fic I can not remember the name of. But in it Crowley accidently has female genitalia and runs back to his flat because he thought Azi was disturbed or something. It's fairly short and good. Thank you! - anon

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What is the cause of the very popular fanon that Crowley is soft and gentle and good with kids and babies, loves them, and aziraphale hates them and is disgusted by them?

Where did this come from? Because they are both kind to warlock. They are kind to Adam. They both stood by and didn’t save children from what we see in the Noah episode (that’s one was so confused on I had to go back and watch because ever fic talked about Crowley saving the kids to the point I thought I forgot something). In S2 they both bust ass to save Job’s kids.

What gives? I see the Crowley snuggles the toddler and aziraphale is disgusted by their sticky hands touching his books things all the time! Despite both being kind to children in canon, I never see Crowley written as not wanting kids to get sticky hands on his Bentley or Crowley annoyed by a kid with aziraphale being soft. It is always the opposite.

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- Jax Briggs

- Johnny Cage

- Kabal

- Kano

- Kenshi Takahashi

- Kuai Liang (Sub-Zero/Scorpion)

- Kung Jin

- Kung Lao

- Liu Kang

- Radien

- Reiko

- Syzoth (Reptile)

- Takeda

- Tomas Vrbada (Smoke)

• Percy Jackson 🔱

- Grover Underwood

- Leo Valdez

- Luke Castellen

- Percy Jackson

• Scream 🔪😱

- Billy Loomis

- Chad Meeks Martian

- Danny Brackett

- Wes Hicks

- Mickey Alteri

• Wolf Pack 🐺

- Everett Ross

- Harlan Briggs

What I feel comfortable writing for:

• Bondage

• Overstim/Edging

Stuff I feel if-y to write for:

• Age Gap

• Cheating

• Daddy Kinks

• Poly relationships

• Spit Kinks

• Threesome

What I will not write for:

• Any female characters

• Any Irl celebrities

• Piss/shit kinks etc

• Rape/Non-consensual

• Sex slave type of stuff

• MTF/FTM

Common Questions

Are F!Readers allowed to read my stories?

- Absolutely! Just don’t fetishize it!

Can ppl reblog my stories

- Yes!

Can I request more than once?

- of course!

Why Don’t you write for FTM/MTF?

- I personally do not know how that feels like so I don't think I can really do your request justice and I don’t really feel comfortable writing for that

(If you have any more questions you want to ask me, feel free to message me!)

Get to know me!

• I am Asian

• I am a kpop Stan, and most of my stories are named after a kpop song or a line in a kpop song (don’t judge me)

• I usually take a really long time to make fics so don’t be concerned if I haven’t made you’re request

• Artists I listen to: Adela, Aespa, AleXa, Ariana Grande, Baby Monster, Beabadoobee, Bibi, Blackpink, Conan Gray, Dream Catcher, (G) I-dle, GOT The Beat, illit, Itzy, Ive, izna, Jini, Jo Yuri, Kathrine Li, KATSEYE, K/DA, Kiss Of Life, Lana Del Rey, Laufey, Lee Chaeyeon, Le Sserafim, Little Mix, Lyn Lapid, Madison Beer, Mad Tsai, Mamamoo, Mave, Melanie Martinez, New Jeans, Nmixx, Olivia Rodrigo, Poppy, Red Velvet, Sarah Cothran, Soojin, Stayc, Taeyon, Taylor Swift, Twice, Vcha, Wave To Earth, XG, and Yena

• I change my pfp every 5 seconds💀

• I watched scream, Fear street, wolf pack, lab rats, literally any marvel movies/shows, some dc movies/shows, and a lot more!

[fuckyeahgoodomensfanfic]

Good Omens Fic Rec: Creative Writing for Creative Children and Panicked Nannies

Unsurprisingly, it only takes a few moments for pounding feet to be heard from the hall before a harried looking man skids to the entrance of the room, halting with a jerk before actually stepping in. “Adam! You can’t just run off like that! I told you that they’re not going to want a bloo—“ he cuts himself off with a strangled sound, “blasted adult sitting in on a club!” --- Aziraphale is as prepared for the new school year as he can be-- what he's not prepared for is an awkward man in sunglasses who's about to pull Aziraphale into not only his own life, but the lives of Aziraphale's students.

Length: 17,135 words

AO3 Rating: Teen and Up

Best for: Safe in Public, Human AU, Parent AU

Triggers: None

Read it here, fic by munchmulch

*Minor Spoilers* I read this one the other morning when I had a late work start, and I was welling up with tears thinking about it on my drive in. It's really not even angsty! At least not to that level of reaction. I can't fully explain why it affected me so deeply, just my own inner child I suppose. Someone who needed safe, supportive, and encouraging adults in her life.

In this story, it's the first day of school and new students Adam and Warlock stay after for Mr. Fell's writing club. They drag Warlock's guardian, Nanny Crowley, to the meeting and you can probably guess what happens next. Aziraphale is an excellent teacher, meeting the kids at their level, and his teaching style has an immediate effect on Crowley. This story really is more about the children, but we still get high quality chemistry between the adults.

The length is nothing to sneeze at, but god I am desperate to spend more time in this world. The kids are so well written, not babied or overly mature. I want to watch as they become a family, I want to see Warlock being loved and thriving in this new family of his. I want to watch them create a home together. It's such a warm story that I really enjoyed.

Read it here, fic by munchmulch

[shrutithemisfit]

@mysterywriter2187 Thank you so much. I haven't read it yet. Just got a glimpse and OMG YOU DID IT. Thank you for giving our fandom the first baby fic. I hope there is a part 3.

Butterflies (3704 words) by MysteryWriter2187 Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Nebula/Peter Quill, Nebula & Rocket Raccoon, Peter Quill & Rocket Raccoon Characters: Nebula (Marvel), Peter Quill, Rocket Raccoon, Groot (Marvel), Kraglin Obfonteri, Cosmo (Marvel), Drax the Destroyer, Adam Warlock, Mantis (Marvel) Additional Tags: Romance, Friendship, Family Fluff, Romantic Comedy, Love Confessions Series: Part 2 of Right There By Your Side (Quill/Nebula) Summary: When Quill returns from his time spent on Earth, Nebula decides it's time they come clean to the others, though this may not be the only bombshell that's in store. Sequel to "Just Us, Just Maybe". Post GOTG3 one-shot. Quebula (Quill/Nebula) mostly fluff.

I finished reading it. It's so good. Guys who want to read a Starbula baby fic. It's here!!!

[finthelovelypanda]

I have found a few fics in my quest for Adam Warlock is a giant toddler and the guardians are now his extended family fics

Here is my list so far

The Creation Of

the dog days are over

A great big screw up

But that's pretty much it, i need more underdeveloped brain baby, touch- starved baby. Ughhhh.

[emo-emu64]

Requests

Characters-

Marvel

Loki Laufeyson

Thor Odinson

Bucky Barnes

Peter Parker

Adam Warlock

Peter Quill

Star Wars

Din Djarin

Han Solo

Luke Skywalker

The Hunger Games

Finnick Odair

Peeta Mellark

Haymitch Abernathy

Call of Duty

Simon 'Ghost' Riley

König

Keegan P. Russ

John 'Soap' MacTavish

Captain John Price

Kyle 'Gaz' Garrick

The walking Dead

Daryl Dixon

Rick Grimes

Glenn Rhee

(Not finished with the show yet, but still know pretty much all spoilers, bare with me please)

Supernatural

Dean Winchester

Sam Winchester

Castiel

Gabriel

Destiel

Miscellaneous

Isaac 'Zack' Foster (Angels of Death)

Mammon ( Obey Me!)

Eddie Munson (Stranger Things)

Steve Harrington (Stranger Things)

Prince Corrick (Defy The Night)

Leo Caruso (A Way Out)

Ideas/Suggestions

Dialogue Prompts-

Sass(?)

"I hate You." "Really? Why? I think I'm a delight."

"Is that blood?" "No?" "That question should not be answered with another question."

"You smile like an idiot when you look at them. It's vomit-inducing, honestly."

"Ow!" "Seriously, we've been through this how many times, and you're still a baby about it." "It still hurts..." "Well, I don't know what to tell you, maybe get stabbed less, I guess."

"Relax, 'tis but a flesh wound" "Last time you said that you had been stabbed."

Fluff

"Jesus, your feet are cold!"

"Can i braid your hair?"

"This reminded me of you."

"I don't think I've ever seen you smile."

"Hold still, this will sting a little."

Scenarios-

Fluff

Laying together in a hammock

Late night snack runs

Grocery shopping

cooking/baking together

Morning routine

Dancing barefoot in the kitchen to their favorite songs

Making cinnamon rolls together in the morning

AUs

Demon/monster

Pirate

Medieval

The second half is more a reference for myself, but all are welcome to it. I do not write NSFW fics. All my works are x reader, except for Destiel because its really the only pairing I have any experience with.

[flutteringphalanges]

Master List/Links of all of my Adam Warlock x Star Lord’s Sister! Reader Baby Fics Series

Aydith: Adam and reader have a baby.

Reaching for the Stars:  When your infant daughter starts to exhibit signs of inheriting her father’s powers, you and Adam find yourselves in quite a predicament. Not to mention when your brother, Peter, finds himself caught up in it.

Protostar: You’re pregnant. The very thought of it is so surreal. And more importantly, it’s Adam’s. Now not only do you have to break the news to the man you love, uncertain of how he will react, but then there are the rest of the Guardians too. And more importantly, your brother, Peter. 

The Lion Sleeps Tonight: All babies get sick. You knew that. And yet, when yours caught a cold, it was the worst feeling in the world. If it wasn’t for Adam, you’d really be a mess. Just another bump in the road of parenthood–but also another sign of how great of a father he truly was. 

What’s One More:  When you discover that you are pregnant again while visiting your grandfather on Earth, you and Adam are elated over the news. And Adam's name suggestion makes you realize for the billionth time how much you love him. Disastrously Good Intentions: When Adam and the Guardians decide to throw you a baby shower, all does not go as planned. 

My Girl:  You and Adam enjoy a quiet moment as parents with your baby. (Lots of fluff and some romance)

[tom-whore-dleston]

WHEN I TELL YOU THAT I WOULD SACRIFICE MY LIFE FOR TOAST!!!!!!

you're so right about Blurp needing more besties so me and Adam can have more qt oop wut but THE ENDING WITHT THE HAND PROMISE!!!!!! goodbye world my ghost will take over from now on!!!

The Unusual Visit

Adam Warlock x Reader

Plot: You decide to show Adam around Earth, a place he was always curious about. A few shenanigans occur along the way.

Genre: PG-13

A/N: An amazing idea by @littlekidsteve 💜 I hope you don’t mind that I add in some ideas of my own on top of yours and I hope you like it😬! For the rest of y’all, do reblog and comment if you like it. Much appreciated!

Shameless Tags: @tom-whore-dleston

***

“So, remind me what this place is again?”

Adam stands beside you, in awe. The flamingoes in the open enclosure roam around freely, as the sunlight captures their magnificent pink feathers.

“It’s a zoo where you can see different animals.” You explained. “Which reminds me, there are plenty of other animals if we go further down this way,” you steer him in the direction of the lion enclosure.

With the Guardians taking a couple of days off, you decided to take Adam down to Earth. If he had to come for an official Guardian business, it would be great if he was acquainted with some of Earth’s customs.

After racking your brain on what was a good way to slowly introduce him to Earth, you decided on showing him what nature had to offer. You had Blurp to thank as the furry creature had slinked into your bed one night when Adam left his room unlocked.

A mixture of oohs and ahhs could be heard from Adam as the two of you visited various enclosures. He admired the elegance that the lions radiated, though you saw him standing slightly further away from the fence as compared to the other animal enclosures.

You received a multitude of questions when he saw a seal performing various tricks with a zookeeper. “Does the earthling have powers like us?”

“Well, kinda. They have to develop a bond with the animals and gain their trust first.” You were glad to see that he was clearly enjoying this visit. “Come on! I do want to show you that the zoo isn’t the only place where you can see animals.” You grin at Adam’s confusion while leading the way.

~~~

“People can eat and drink here? While playing with… puppies?”

“Dogs.” You corrected him, taking a sip of your blueberry ade. “Not everyone can keep pets at home like how you took in Blurp. But sometimes, they just really need the comfort of a furry friend for a few hours.”

Adam looks down to see a corgi with coffee colored fur circling his ankles. He picks it up with ease, holding it by its body for you to see.

“Why does this one look like bread?”

You giggled. “Almost accurate but not quite. That is a Welsh Corgi.”

“This dog has abnormally short legs,” Adam observes as he puts the dog back down. The corgi decides that his lap was the best sleeping spot and starts to doze off. “Do all dogs look like this?”

“Nope. There are many different breeds. For instance,” you took out a treat to entice a Daschund a few feet away from you. You take a look at the dog’s name tag. “Meet Sausage. He’s a Daschund.”

The dog wiggles out of your grasp, jumping into Adam who thankfully has quick reflexes. Wagging its tail, Sausage starts to lick his face.

“I think it likes you,” you smile at Adam’s futile attempts to fight off the onslaught of affection from the hyperactive Daschund. You decide to help him out, wanting to show him the other lovable dog breeds, big and small.

Preparing to leave for the day, you came out of the toilet to find two of the cafe workers looking anxious. Not thinking much about it, you prepared to meet Adam at the ship.

“Toast is gone! He never goes anywhere!” The girl with strawberry pink hair exclaims. “Boss is going to have a fit when she knows that he’s gone.”

“Calm down,” worker number two comforts her colleague. “I’m sure he couldn’t have gone far. Did you see anyone take him?”

“I was so busy at the cashier. But the last I saw him was with a guy… he was super tall and… out of this world…”

You furrowed your eyebrows at strawberry girl’s description, realization hitting you. You know exactly where the corgi has disappeared to.

~~~

“Adam!”

You entered the ship to have your suspicions confirmed. You find Adam tossing a squeaky ball across the main area where Toast, the Welsh Corgi was scuttling around.

“So this is where you ran of too you sneaky little bugger!” You picked up Toast and gave it a few pats. “Adam, this belongs to the cafe, you can’t take it along with you.”

He sees your slightly exasperated expression. “I’m sorry, I just wanted to find a friend for Blurp.”

You sit beside the God, letting Toast run for a little longer. “I know, Blurp has been kind of lonely. How about this? We can bring Blurp down here every week. I can talk to the staff to let us have Toast for a couple of hours. This way, we can see more places too.”

Adam takes in your suggestion slowly before nodding. “Yes, I would like that very much.”

“Great. How about we return Toast back home?”

You had apologized profusely on Adam’s behalf, but you couldn’t help but to notice the two girls sneaking glances at Adam who was too engrossed in saying his goodbyes to the canine.

As the ship takes off, you see Adam’s forlorn expression.

“Hey, Adam. Hold out your pinkie.”

As he extends his hand with his pinkie out, you wrapped your own pinkie around his.

“This is a pinkie promise. I think it’s sweet that you really love them, and I promise I’ll take you to see them. Not even Rocket’s last minute tasks can stop me. Okay?”

Adam looks at your pinkie intertwined with his, an unreadable expression on his face. He extends his fingers to hold your hand, satisfied with what he had just done.

“There, instead of a pinkie, this is a hand… promise?” The words rolled off his tongue naturally and Adam was pleased with himself. “That way you can’t break it.”

You laughed, holding onto his hand tight as the ship exits the Earth atmosphere.

“A promise it is, Adam. A promise it is.”

[louiemssleepsalot]

plot bunny for a good omens human au

I really love parent trap AUs but i tried to find fics where the separation makes sense because its so stupid to separate twins like they did in the film. (although i think it does happen in real life...?) I find it weird how such loving mom and dad could ever think of not doing the same thing with their other twin.

so i was thinking...what if its a godparent trap? close enough to the twins but you can explain why they have never spent time with the other.

adam and warlock are twins. the us ambassador and his wife divorced. (they seriously should get one. the guy was working while she's in labor. say how he found something more important than work and then leaves her hanging) the ambassador is friends with Crowley and the wife is friends with Aziraphale. Crowley lives in London while Aziraphale lives in Soho. I love those stories where they could have met anytime, anywhere but somehow misses each other until that right time.

So...Crowley is Warlock's godfather and Adam is Aziraphale's godkid. For some reason they never got the chance to spend time with both twins. but the twins see each other. like joint custody. They all still live in London just not under one roof.

And so the twins talk to each other about their godparents and how they should pull a prank. they're identical enough to confuse others and so they thought maybe it would be easy to try it with Crowley and Aziraphale. And so..their mom and dad have to go back to US to do some things and they can't take the kids because of school or something so they each ask Crowley and Aziraphale.

I also want a baby's day out type of shenanigan but with 11 year olds. Where they dress the same and ask their the two to take them to some place and mess with them because they'd keep switching.

And of course Aziraphale and Crowley will fall in love. asdfhgjkl

[aziraphales-library]

Hey, I love you guys sm! Thanks for the amazing work

Could I ask for more kid fic recs? Especially if they include Warlock too.

Also, if you wouldn't mind, some queer!warlock & the ineffables recs would be perfect!

I've read almost everything there is in your tags regarding this tropes and I'm struggling to find new ones by myself.

Thx! <3

There are only a finite number of fics, and at this point I think we have just about all of them on our #kid fic tag! I have managed to scrape up a few more, a couple of which include queer Warlock...

(Re)Found Family by N_N_Nics_s_s (T)

Warlock knew four things. One, They were in Soho. Two, they needed to get back to the room they were renting. Three, they had no idea how to get back. Four, their phone was dead and they had a cord but not a battery pack. Maybe they could ask one of the shop owners if they could plug in their phone in their shop? Yeah, that seemed like a good plan. Or: Warlock gets lost in Soho and goes into one A.Z. Fell & Co. and ends up with an unexpected reunion.

When 'Baby A' Grew Up: Soho by seekeronthepath (T)

Now that he's reunited with Crowley and Aziraphale, Warlock starts figuring out who HE is. Who they are? Something like that, anyway.

Devil's backbone by Joseph_Amadeus (T)

Single father Ezra Fell and a single father Anthony Crowley meet when Ezra needs his plumbing fixed. There's no innuendo here, none at all! It's just that they... Get along. They get along very well.

what you feel is what you are by suzukiblu (T)

Nanny Ashtoreth and Brother Francis retire at the same time, without any warning or anything. Warlock doesn’t need a nanny anymore and it doesn’t matter who the gardener is, but . . . But they retire without any warning, and they don’t even say goodbye. Not to him, at least.

Creative Writing for Creative Children and Panicked Nannies by munchmulch (T)

Unsurprisingly, it only takes a few moments for pounding feet to be heard from the hall before a harried looking man skids to the entrance of the room, halting with a jerk before actually stepping in. “Adam! You can’t just run off like that! I told you that they’re not going to want a bloo—“ he cuts himself off with a strangled sound, “blasted adult sitting in on a club!” --- Aziraphale is as prepared for the new school year as he can be-- what he's not prepared for is an awkward man in sunglasses who's about to pull Aziraphale into not only his own life, but the lives of Aziraphale's students.

Secret Santa by AppleSeeds (T)

On the advice of his therapist, Crowley signs up to be a 'Secret Santa', an anonymous gift-giver for a community initiative aiming to bring some Christmas joy into the lives of people going through a hard time. He's partnered with Aziraphale, a librarian who has lost his home and bookshop in a fire. Through the power of Christmas Magic, Crowley ends up meeting Aziraphale in person when he takes his nephew to the library and is immediately smitten. He becomes determined to use his expertise and influence to give Aziraphale the only Christmas present that could really make a difference, but are some things too important to be kept secret?

- Mod D

[tom-whore-dleston]

Bestieeeee! I was reading this book, where the mmc is a grumpy billionaire with a golden retriever personality with a dirty mouth 😩. He has a possessive side when he’s involve with the mfc. I imagine this with Adam Warlock hehe

Creations: select a hottie + scenario/AU/trope/prompt** and I will a playlist/moodboard/fic (please specify the creation you are requesting)

omfg I am sooo tempted to make this Honey Baby 2.0 klsfjkahjkhgl bc I picture a lot of wholesome exchanges between them in the beginning of the relationship but then as time progresses the seggsy stuff becomes more unhinged that Adam's subordinates always side eye him when he says he has "important meetings" to attend to