#Acts 16:30
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Acts 16:30-31 (NIV) - He then brought them out and asked, “Sirs, what must I do to be saved?”
They replied, “Believe in the Lord Jesus, and you will be saved—you and your household.”
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@nyaskitten
#the way hes beefing with a 16 yo#well i guess youre not his favorite anymore YOU ARE IN YOUR 30S SIR WHY DO YOU ACT LIKE THAT#bro was never loved by his parents now hes seeking validation from evil big titted furries#mine
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booktube isn’t what it used to be and that makes me saaaad. now it’s just full of sarah j maas & colleen hoover lovers or however u spell her name, “dark romance” (books that are borderline just endorsing toxic relationships & sa), and those badly written cartoon cover adult romances ☹️☹️
#“’enemies to lovers’ and it’s just two 30 year olds in corporate jobs who hate each other over a misunderstanding#pls 😕😕😕#ORRR it’s some 40 year old man who’s described as ‘broody’ but in reality is just a misogynist and acting 16.#what’s sexy about that.#nonsims#txt post
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at the beach so we pullin out the mtt beach headcanons GO
horror buys one of those cheap diving kits with goggles and flippers and always ALWAYS challenges killer to races
killer always accepts because he thinks he can beat horror (he loses EVERY time. horror's just too fast with those damn flippers)
dust goes up to random people's beach chairs when they're away and sits in them and then when they come back he sees how long he can gaslight them into thinking that was his chair from the start
while horror is napping killer and dust will fill up his skull with sand. he doesn't wake up until they're like 75% done
dust likes to fully submerge himself in the water and then pop up and jump scare killer (killer always gets scared no matter how much dust does it)
dust tried to scare horror with this prank but then he was pushed underwater and forced to eat the wet watery sand by horror
dust and horror don't play around with sand around killer's chest because his soul is near that area and killer VISCERALLY hates sand on his soul
killer can mix his eye goop with sand and it creates a toxic determination sand bomb that will literally knock a bitch out
dust will still wear papyrus's scarf even while underwater and then complain about how wet it is
killer will see a boat in the distance and bet that he can swim there with dust and horror. dust and horror end up losing a LOT of money once the boat comes back to shore with killer on board
horror doesn't eat his popsicles like a normal person. he waits for them to melt and then licks the melted juice and dust and killer shit on him SEVERELY for this
dust is such a heavy sleeper that horror and killer had enough time to build a sand grave for him and host a fake funeral service before he woke up. then they pretended he was actually dead when he woke up (it took all of horror's willpower not to laugh)
whenever one of those airplanes with posters attached fly over the beach dust always shoots a bunch of bones at the poster to poke holes in them
killer would build a giant dick and threaten kids to come over and look at his sculpture with his knife. then when the kid sees it killer orders them to tell their parents all about "the long schlong". he doesn't even kill the kids it's just to freak them and the parents out
dust doesn't help out while the set up the tents/chairs. horror has to do all the work and killer tries to help but then just ends up breaking something. but dust helps carry all the bags and chairs to and from the beach and car :3
killer brings horror as far out as he can in the water and then tells him to look underwater (connected to the first headcanon where horror has goggles) and then it turns out that killer took off his shorts and is flashing the fish. horror bursts out laughing underwater and almost drowns and then killer has to save him butt naked while trying to hold onto his shorts
when they finally wash off all the sand at the showers by the beach horror is the only one to really wash off the sand. dust doesn't wanna subject papyrus's scarf to anymore water (hc 8) and killer doesn't trust the shitty water pressure to get all the sand out of his joints
at the end of it they went to this nice seafood place and watched the beach while eating peacefully. and then on the ride home horror and killer slept like rocks (dust had to drive)
#killer sans#horror sans#dust sans#murder time trio#mttpoly#mtt poly#youd never suspect it but this is mtt poly#dude i was cackling to myself thinking these up#time 2 elaborate in tags: hcs 1-2 flippers make you HELLA fast. also horror's tall so it helps with his kicks#hc 3 when the people call for the lifeguard to get dust off their chairs he teleports away and the lifeguard thinks they're crazy#hc 4 if horror doesn't wake up they put him by the shore and bet on how many waves it takes for horror to wake up#hc 5 after dust did it around 45 times the surprise wore off for killer. but he kept acting scared because he liked seeing dust laugh#hc 9 i was actually considering just making dust wear his normal clothes to the beach#but then i thought it would be funnier if he wore one of those full body swimsuits#hc 11 is bc horror can't eat solid food that well. dust and killer are fully aware of this but they still shit on him (bc theyre the mtt)#hcs 14 and 16 are a bit more out there in occness but i do still think it's in the realm of possibility for things killer would do#a whopping EIGHTEEN hcs that i came up with in 30 minutes. mtt brainrot is real
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we all know that the size difference between s11 ian and mickey is insane, but then i thought about the size gap between s1-s3 mickey and s11 ian IM SCREAMING
yeppp especially bc thats when noel fisher was actually the age mickey is in s10/11. theres a nearby parallel universe where everything is exactly the same except noel fisher is a decade younger
#like he was absolutely perfect for the role NOBODY couldve bodies mickeys character like he did#and that extra decade of experience is so important to his shaping of mickeys character#but i feel like we're missing out on a big opportunity by not making a shit ton of fanart with s11 mickey as 26 y/o noel.....#like as a 23 y/o i literally cannot fathom playing a 16 y/o i dont know how he did it while nearly 30 he was acting his pussy off#asks#gallavich#anonymous
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i wish i wouldn't do this to myself. why do i buy games on steam and then not play them for a while and then hate them and request a refund way outside of the refund time window
#qktalks#this is about sonic frontiers . imso fucking sorry#the game LOOKED awesome it looked fun. the beginning is terrible i feel pained to even say it#feels clunky. won't stop FUCKING bothering you with tutorials#killed the first boss and the game literally said ''hey it dropped something. that's important btw. pick it up. don't forget to pick it up'#i am playing a video game. what else am i going to do.#it definitely feels like breath of the wild if it constantly bothered u like every ten feet with reminders#imso sorry sonic frontiers. u had sm potential. u Have so much. i am simply a whiny bitch#also the game looks . surprisingly bad ?#i thought it would look a lot better. it doesn't look shitty by any means but it also doesn't .....look good#the voice acting at the beginning too leaves ...smth to be desired#i have a mutual (hi parker) who loves sonic parker if ur reading this im on my hands and knees begging for forgiveness /silly#this is my first sonic game so maybe it was just not the best first choice ? idk#still love u sonic ur a silly little guy#actually the refund window is 14 days and i've had the game for 16 days ......... so maybe i can still make it#maybe . idk#steam please . i got it on sale i got it half off please just give me my $30 back.im hungry steam#<- lives with her parents and does not buy the food
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tell me why Scott Pilgrim vs. The World Ruined a Whole Generation of Women is kind of a bean somg-
i hate it bc of the whole incel-core stuff but like-
"BPD and ecstasy, 30 years old, but acts like she's 16
Likes to go to shows 'cause she's so fucking cool
Bright dyed hair but dead inside Plan-B lifetime supply
She's a whore, a hole, gave head since middle school
Only pedophiles in denial
Think she's anything worth while
Her infertile lifestyle drives you wild
She's an alcoholic loser bitch
That likes to listen to shitty music
She drinks and smokes and tokes and chokes on dick"
........kinda bean sprout-
#bean sprout#tmobs#scott pilgrim#scott pilgrim vs the world ruined a whole generation of women#scott pilgrim vs the world#scott pilgrim takes off#the misadventures of bean sprout#oc#oc lore#NO BC THEYRE ALMOST 30 BUT ACTUALLY ACT 16#theyre an alcoholic too#pretty dead inside#has 97 spouses#AND THEYRE CAMONICALLY INFERTILE
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fuck akuroku as a ship btw not only because its pedophilic because thats obviously a huge issue. but also i think we should be able to have platonic relationships with the same amount of devotion as any romance. not everyone who loves each other is in love DEREK.
#not trying to downplay the issues with it being pedophilic because thats actually a huge issue#context for my non kh moots#as of kh3 lea/axel is roughly late 20s#maybe early 30s depending on how old he was in bbs#and roxas is (physically) 14-16 (hes only been alive for a bit over a year#but also what i want to say#axel and roxas have an amazingly written relationship#theyre two of the strongest characters in the series in terms of writing honestly#their dynamic in canon is two best friends who at the end of the day just want to stay together#but due to circumstances and also a bit of axel keeping secrets shit falls apart#when you get to kh2 roxas is gone and axel will do literally ANYTHINNG to bring him back#he doesnt care about his own life or soras or anyone else who stands in his way because he is going to get his friend back#axels role as an antagonist later in kh2 comes from his devotion#he wants roxas back. he says himself he wanted to see roxas again because he made him feel as though he had a heart#in the end he gives up and dies to protect sora#and i think a lot of people take 'he made me feel like i had a heart' out of context to say its romantic#at face value its easy to interpret it that way but in context he goes on to say 'its funny... you make me feel the same' to sora#the way i interpreted it at least wasnt that he was in love but that both roxas and sora's love for others radiated onto him#if we look at days (i know. sacrelige for a kh2 discussion. fuck you) axel is constantly questioning why roxas acts like he has a heart#he straight up asks him why he does that and roxas is confused. thats just how he is#<- context for that conversation is that roxas is upset on xions behalf because saïx called her a mistake#what he means by 'having a heart' is feeling things and caring about things and there is no inherent romantic connotation#he means in the most literal sense that roxas made him care about things. we dont know what exactly that was referencing in kh2#but we can take a pretty good fucking guess#but lets look at com for a second because theres a scene talking about the other half of that line#axel goes behind everyones back to do something to help sora and naminé and after he does he is SHOCKED to realize hes enjoying it#and then he says 'you really ARE something!' about sora#at least as of kh2 what they meant was feeling emotions. roxas made axel feel as though he had emotions. he made him feel like he could feel#anyways. what im saying is axels line could be taken as something romantic but i think its more interesting than that#i dont have enough tags left to continue word vomiting sorry </3
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I just think Oshi No Ko could've been extremely good if it hadn't been written by a man
#not to be a misandrist but the potential was sooo there and it was thrown away bc the mangaka would rather write a harem for his mid#male protagonist which for some reason had to include incest???? between a 30-something man and his previously 16 year old patient#'wah wah now they're the same age' NOT MENTALLY. WE ESTABLISHED THAT IN THE FIRST EPISODE. DID WE ALREADY FORGET THAT#like i know they're trying to retcon that but baby aqua still behaved like a 30-something doctor and baby-ruby acted like a 16 year old. bc#THAT'S WHAT THEY WERE!!!#also why does the mangaka hate women. i thought this was aqua and ruby's story and yet ruby has 0 importance to the plot#of all the shows i had to drop to focus on my exams i'm glad i dropped this one#the way they handled the entirety of akane's plot was so weird too like :/ girl#the way they trashed kana's arc hurts me so much bc i've loved acting my whole life so i was so excited to watch a critique of that industry#but noooo then we couldn't add her to the list of girls who have the hots for aqua could we :/#cat rambles#not main tagging bc i'm scared#edit: i was willing to put up with the reincarnation plotline!! i was willing to put up with it if it meant a cool mystery story + criticism#of idol and acting and everything industries!! but nooooo!! the mangaka can't write an interesting mystery if he's too busy making a harem#for his uninteresting protagonist!!!
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blatant agism in this fandom continues to baffle me
#like most of my favorite people are around their 30s#cause so many people my age act 16#letters from the author#gvf#greta van fleet
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Girl yaoi is whatever wonder woman and princess audrey had going in this episode
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#like this is literally how shonen main characters act when their male “best friend” gets captured by demons or smth#this is after knowing audrey for two days mind you#16 killed 30 injured in the wake of wlw situationship#justice league#justice league animated#wonder woman#dc comics#my post#Youtube
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Honestly with Vander Deckon and his obsession with marrying Shirahoshi since she was six, all I can think about is McDoon from Star Kid's The Trail to Oregon
#super rereads op#i know his full plan is to find some kind of magic thing that may or may not exist to make her older#but still man he was stalking her and acting like a yandere for TEN YEARS#and shirahoshi is STILL only 16 and he's like idk 30
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hm.
#my longest friend is from middle school. but he lives on the east coast and i dont#i havent seen him since i was 16#but we'd keep in touch thru at first snapchat and then thru text/facetime#anyways. our facetimes have been getting super short recently#not that they ever were for more than 30 mins to begin with#but this one today was maaaaybe 15 mins#and originally we were gonna call at 12:45 but i was able to hop on by 12:15#so when he said his grandma just got home from the lake so he had to go i was like....#Hm.#Big Hm.#i think i just miss him. he only asked how my dog was#he's been drawing back too. i dont know!! i dont know!!!#he's the only one outside of my family who knows me from middle school#and i think there's a hole i have inside me because i don't Have Anyone Long Term#i cant even conceptualize someone sticking around longer than a year now#the length of my relationships are getting shorter and shorter#3 years to 1 year to now 6 months or less#it's. really discouraging#im doing ACT in therapy but even then. there's just Something Wrong fundamentally with me#i dont like when people say 'theres nothing wrong with you. you havent found your people yet thats all'#look around!!! look around!!!! tell me everything is fine when i cant connect with people!!!!#when i cant maintain any form of relationship outside of familial!!!!#THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG!!!!!!!#I'M DOING SOMETHING WRONG!!!!!!!!!#WHAT IS IT THAT I'M GETTING WRONG??? TELL ME SO I CAN FIX IT!!!!!
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I hate siblings. They overreact sm
Why can’t they ever be mature
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The Power of Fasting and Prayer (Pt.1) (273) - November 23 2024
Choose your Podcast App to Play this episode This week we are talking about overcoming, through the power of doing the Lord’s fast and praying. We will discuss the benefits of fasting. The Lord’s FastIsaiah 58 verse 5 – Amplified Classic Version – 5 Is such a fast as yours what I have chosen, a day for a man to humble himself with sorrow in his soul? [Is true fasting merely mechanical?] Is it…
#1 Thessalonians 5:17#Acts 14:23#bible#choose this day#christ#christianity#Daniel 10:3#faith#god#God&039;s Word#heavenly father#holy#in christ#Isaiah 58:3-12#jehovah#Jesus#Jonah 3:5-6#Jonah 3:8#Matthew 11:28-30#Matthew 4:1-11#Matthew 6:16-18#My Words#praise#prayer#Proverbs 4:20#salvation#saved#scripture#word#word of god
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Oh, yes. I do love coming into an already toxic work environment (disguised so well with higher ups being clueless or not giving a rat's ass), but I love it so much MORE when my boss is clearly in a mood for one reason or another, with no professional standards.
#void talks#nic talks#life crap#seriously lady..#you are a few years younger than me#you're also in your 30s#can you PLEASE not act like a snobby 16 year old for 5 seconds?#or is that too much to ask for?#i swear...#hope i can get out of here one day#been ghosted by 3 different places though so...
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