#Actin' Up

[icaruspendragon]

he did. my husband tried. he tried to warn them. he did. he said to them, “i’m not as into this as my wife is. i just like looking at cars, but she’s got all the facts and specs and everything. she’s practically a walking encyclopedia.”

and they didn’t believe him. they laughed. they shrugged it off. they shrugged me off. they were warned. and yet they still decided to try and put me to the test. they were warned. they were warned of what would happen to them. and yet they didn’t listen.

their ambition made them icarian. their folly turned my warmth from brilliant to sweltering.

their hubris led to their humiliation.

they were warned. but ambition makes men bold.

this is all just a very dramatic way of saying that grown men decided to play a game of, “oh you’re a fan? prove it” only to have their asses handed to them by their opponent.

this was the opponent btw:

[heart-of-the-morningstar]

Lucifer’s Demon Hands 😳

I uhhhhhh…I’ve been thinking about them…………

[binibiningdarna]

Mirage was really going to risk his cover because a cute boy got inside him. Dude saw freckles and hazel eyes and he threw logic out the window.

[too-many-lavellans]

Just one more kiss. And another. And another.

[masterattendanthuang]

game master 🃏

[lewdlemage]

touch it

[simminginstars]

can you tell who doesn't like working out? :D ..um also hi ray.. (just some outtakes from getting story posts. Corey & Ray of sunshine find it funny that the paparazzi follow lee around so they stay photo ready so they don't have to GET ready)

[cpprcoyote]

You’re my tether.

[catinasink]

have you eaten yet? (I care about you) do you think you can drink some water? (I care about you) how has your day been? (I care about you) how did you sleep last night? (I care about you) are you hungry? (I care about you) do you want a bowl of rice? (I care about you)

[kitabearuwu]

I’m sick of the “Ben Pincus can only be gay he can’t like women at all” truthers arguing with me in my comment section like lord have mercy on me for daring to say a male character might like women and might actually have a gf after it being plainly stated in the actual canon of the show

[mysterybutknown]

NO BECAUSE WHY ARE WE NOT TALKING ABOUT SCAR LETTING GRIAN HAVE THE MONOPOLY???

HELLO?

Scar LITERALLY said nah I'll let you have the monopoly this time, when Grian was MILDLY disappointed that Scar took a singled cactus.

Despite Scar LIVING IN THE DESERT he WILLINGLY gave Grian the cactus!

SCAR IS STILL IN THAT VOID-FORSAKEN DESERT!

And don't you DARE get me started on the camal ride-

[tvckerwash]

I like to think that during pfl (using his s9 characterization, not s10) wash is the guy you go to when you want to know something (ah la a line in the fall of reach novel I believe where chief says the enlisted personnel always seem to know stuff bc wash is clearly enlisted).

he's in a position where he's privy to information from the higher-ups, and he's friendly enough with the lower rungs that he knows the gossip going around. as a bonus though, wash ain't no narc, so if you want that information you need to offer him something of equivalent exchange (consequently fueling the 'guy who knows things' thing). for example, north had to tell him about using equipment in the field in order to get him to tell him what his meeting with internals was about.

wash isn't the only guy who knows things, of course, but he's the guy who has the widest base of general knowledge. ct is also someone who knows things, but she's a lot more specific, and what she lacks in scale she more than makes up for with how in-depth her knowledge is. wash is where you learn about something from, ct is where you get all the juicy details (to the point of it almost being tmi). she also has an equivalent exchange policy, but people tend to be a bit more reluctant to get information from her because of what her knowledge is (and the borderline 'insane conspiracy theorist' energy doesn't help either).

florida? well...you don't wanna know what he knows. the cost is simply too high.

[herejusttosufferalong]

Was the girls trip not fun? Are you bored now that you're home? What happened to make you cause this level of panic? Suffer, your simple little post has now made Tumblr and TT go into a free fall 😂

PS everyone needs to fucking chill. No they did not date. You do not call someone you bumped uglies with "sis" or "bro." I don't care who you are, unless you're the Whittakers.

Ngl y’all I tossed that grenade and then dipped

Lmfao

It wasn’t that bad tho right?

[kissesfromstars]

Oh to massage Deuce's hands that are sore from finishing all his projects the night before..ꉂ(ˊᗜˋ)♡

[lacedheartdoll]