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What sort of unnecessary noises do they make?
II Minor Details About The Muse– Ask Meme // ACCEPTING
I'm sitting and thinking about this question and I just realized that the Joker had invented ASMR before it sort of became mainstream? Remember his videos with Brian and Mike Engel? The Joker was behind the camera and we could hear him breathe, lick his lips, and the sound of his leather gloves gripping the camera. I mean, he really is the guy for the job :D Imagine the Joker running a youtube channel, his asmr videos would gain millions of views!
In the movie we can not only see but also hear the unnerving wet sound of Joker licking his lips, his tongue darting out of his mouth to brush over his lips, snake-like. We know why Heath really did that (to keep the prosthetics in place), but the Joker does that unconsciously, and he is aware what effect it has on people. Just like his gruesome scars, this habit of his makes people around him extremely nervous and uncomfortable.
The Joker smacks his lips. A lot. Especially in pauses between phrases. Do I even need to address the amount of 'uh's and 'ah's he makes during his speech? :D It's neither because he's retarded or his vocabulary is poor. No. It's because his mind runs a mile a minute and he makes an effort to concentrate on his words because he sort of has to go back to articulate and finish his train of thought.
He sucks on his teeth and the insides of his scars while considering things. He hums and whistles tunes only he knows exist. And, last but not least, the Joker laughs. He laughs, chuckles, snickers, giggles, cackles at the things only he might find funny.
#asks#acertiijo#[ thank you for sending this :) ]#┇𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍┇#joker#heath ledger#the dark knight#ask joker
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[Munday Asks from @acertiijo.]
AKA, Mint looking for some salt? ;) ------------
What’s something you really hate seeing on your dash that seems to be popular with almost everyone else?
The full truth is, I'm not sure who likes it or who's just keeping their mouths shut, but ...
False positivity. The sort of love-bombing routine that's so clearly and obviously geared to sucking up to someone so they'll give the suck-up what they want. Someone they've known for 3 days posts a promo and they reblog it with stuff like 'OMG MY WIFEY!!' in the tags. Someone posts an inbox call? It's 'Send me anything, anything at all and I'll scream and cry and throw up!!!!' Messages and asks about 'OMG you're the best [muse name] ever, I adore your muse so much you're so fantastic', but it turns out they're sending that same thing to all the muns who write that muse.
It's so fake, and so icky. And surprisingly enough it comes to a screeching halt the very instant they don't get what they want.
What’s your biggest pet peeve when it comes to RPing?
High school games and disrespect.
The false positivity is actually a part of this, where muns fawn all over someone with the deliberate intent of separating them from their current partner/s and putting themselves in their place. I'm not talking about 'multiship', I'm talking getting rid of any others and having the target mun write only with them instead.
#Acertiijo#;Salt response#;Munday answer#//I have seen and experienced all of this it ain't hyperbole :p
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edward is 6'0!
height comparison meme | still accepting.
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@acertiijo
"it depends." a pause, merely for dramatic effect. he didn't mind if it lead to wrong speculation or if it made him seem a bit arrogant at first, as that should hopefully be fixed when talking again. "how good are you with the choreography for judas? you're not going to leave me dancing by myself now, are you?"
"Absolutely not. Not as long as you won't leave me alone dancing on my own to Bad Romance, will you?" He answered back in that sarcastic contemptuous tone that he was known for, not because he was being rude but only because he was mildly arrogant. "I don't think there will be much choreography though because it is a show rather than a concert. But we can only hope Mother Monster will dance for us." Normally he wouldn't say such things about another performer but Penny turned him onto many performers and he became very fond of Lady Gaga.
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@acertiijo said – "unfortunately."
" ...Check your privilege. "
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@acertiijo said 🔥🔥 for gotham :)
honestly it’s been so long since i’ve seen the show that idk if i have any unpopular opinions? but let me think.
jeremiah shouldn’t have been introduced. i get what they were trying to do with the joker and all but i don’t understand why they couldn’t have just had jerome become the joker. the fandom likes him better (from what i’ve seen) and he was a lot more interesting than jeremiah. don’t get me wrong, i think jeremiah’s cool, but i just think jerome is cooler and i think he should’ve gone on to become the joker.
fish mooney was sort of cringey. idk if that’s an unpopular opinion or not but i remember thinking that she was overdoing so many of her lines just for the sake of trying to sound scary. it didn’t work very well. and her relationship with harvey was weird and not at all explained well.
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❝ You do realize that 'you have the right to remain silent' is more of a recommendation then a suggestion? ❞
starter for @acertiijo
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# i just have to know
name. dr suess ringtone. white and nerdy by weird al last text. i made enough for you to eat after golf so you don't go into my fucking kitchen photo.
phone meme.
#[its a picture of him and the professor and probably the professor's brother🥺]#👊 ;; ᶜʰᵉᵐᶤᶜᵃˡ ˣ ( universe default )#acertiijo#👊 ;; ᵠᵘᵉˢᵗᶤᵒᶰ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵃᶰˢʷᵉʳ ( ask )
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👼🏼 for my most innocent looking icon of my muse :D
what icon? ask meme.
After checking through the list, THIS would be Copperhead's most innocent-looking icon. LOOK AT HIM. HE'S WEARING A SEATBELT. Okay, he may or may not legally have a driving license but you can't deny he's into proper road safety.
#acertiijo#memes ;; what icon?#It is so HARD to find innocent icons of this guy for real ashsfdf#Copperhead absolutely has those 'HE'S JUST STANDING THERE MENACINGLY' vibes#Which is only natural because he's a giant fuck off snake man#But he actually seemed to be a really good driver in the movie he was featured in so he's got that going for him#Imagine ordering a delivery and this guy just pulls up#Villains say road sense is a good sense is have 🤷
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"icons only" to being given a rubik's cube to solve 👀
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[Random thing from @acertiijo.]
"It belongs to you, but other people use it more than you do. What is it?" ------------
Hmm? Thera blinked, turned with eyebrows lifted before easing to a chuckle and smile. Maybe a bit of an odd way to open a conversation, but she could roll with it.
"You know, I get the feeling I should know this one ..." In the way of thinking she'd heard it before, but not recalling where - or (more to the point) what the answer was. "I'm tempted to say 'my movie collection', but I doubt that's it ..." A second or two's pause, "How many guesses do I get?"
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🍒 one for gothpeng :3
send 🍒 and a url for some positivity!
the passion they have for os is infectious!! and I like that even tho their only background w gotham/batman rogues is through the tv show they seem to have this eagerness to learn about other people's characters and a real like. idk a real thoughtful approach to how their os would interact w other villains
I love the back and forth you guys have going, and you're so quick w it?? it feels like I can see the environment/world your two characters are in expanding and shaping itself constantly and I love the excitement you both have for each other
and their liveblogging the show always makes me laff when it's on the dash
@gothpeng
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"icons only" to being told a riddle :3
@acertiijo
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@acertiijo inquired – 🙄 to roll your eyes at my muse. (felicid :3)
𝐀𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧 𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐬 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐲𝐧𝐜. He completed the little mutt puzzle in record time and is eagerly eyeing the frozen peanut butter treat Edward promised him. He gives a guttarul cheep– and takes big steps foward to paw at the man's leg.
" That's... " He swallows hard. " That's mine now. "
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❝ i didn't lie, i simply presented a selective truth. ❞
"That's just as bad Edward."
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@acertiijo cont. (w/Siobhan)
Siobhan did not see herself as a smart person. Sure, she had knowledge in magic - more so in herbal magic, but she was not intelligent like Eddie. With the small amount of time she had spent with him, Siobhan found herself feeling envious towards him, while admiring the inventions he had created. She had wish she had such a mind like him. She hoped someday he would realize how truly gifted he was.
The redhead peered over curiously, blue hues watched with curiosity as he toyed around with a strange device. Arms pulled behind her back - too afraid to poke one of his inventions, in fear of possibly damaging something. She was a bit clumsy and careless sometimes.
"Oh!" Siobhan exclaimed in surprise as the tiny robot awaken, yet would giggle, waving back at it. "That's incredible!" Siobhan was grinning, before she would tilt her head upward, humming in thought. "How about...the Mini Ed!" Yes, she was serious with that answer.
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