#Absolut beauty

[crystalrainfall]

2003 Edward is so -

*Incomprehensible screaming*

it's killing me wtf this wet kitten has no right to go this hard

I can't explain it that metal is just.... it's just sexy bro.

Look at that shine

(when you're an oversized human crow)

But then you get to his face and it's like -

Lmao, he angy

The face you make when mom refuses to buy you McDonald's even though you finished all your homework.

What a baby. I mean he kinda is.

But like.... It's like.. You see the camera pan from his legs to his face and the tension just evaporates away, because, aww! you just wanna pinch his cheeks.

[drsarcasticraspberry]

truly the wildest thing about all the Bridgerton discourse about "is Nicola Coughlan too FAT to be a convincing love interest???" is that in many ways she actually looks better in the period costumes than her thinner counterparts because she has the figure to really fill them out. those dresses are incredibly flattering on larger bodies because they emphasise the bust and cleavage whilst creating a very elegant silhouette. there's something unintentionally hilarious about hearing pearl-clutching in the distance over "idk is this FAT WOMAN sexy enough to be believable as an object of lust??" whilst Penelope Featherington's majestic heaving bosoms are almost spilling out of her dress in a category 5 titty event. if anything she's too sexy. they had to spend the first two seasons putting her in ugly dresses in a desperate attempt to conceal the fact that she's serving more cunt than the entire itty bitty titty committee combined

[mumblesplash]

comics as an art form make me insane. they’re so difficult to do well. there’s so many different ways to make sequential art work and most of them are deeply unintuitive. onomatopoeia that feels completely ridiculous to put down often reads seamlessly. panels on a page become a fractally nested image composition challenge that’s only possible to lose because if you do a good job no one will notice. you have to direct the readers’ eyes on a specific path across the page but also account for the fact that they won’t follow it. comic time isn’t linear. if the order of events isn’t crystal clear the story becomes incomprehensible. sometimes you need to do this on purpose. all this for a medium almost universally considered less effective than animation and less respectable than plain text. even its own name doesn’t take it seriously

[omgbeautifulboobs3]

[singledigitsalary]

[covenofduncan]

[splendidfemalelegs]

Do you want to feel my gear stick?

[secondbeatsongs]

for anyone too young to know this: watching The Truman Show is a vastly different experience now, compared to how it was before youtube and social media influencers became normal

before it was like, "what a horrifying thing to do to a human being! to take away their autonomy and privacy, all for the sake of profits! to create fake scenarios for them to react to, just to retain viewership! to ruin their happiness just so some corporate entity could harvest money from their very humanity! how could anyone do something so evil?"

and now it's like, "ah, yeah. this is still deeply fucked up, but it's pretty much what every influencer has been doing to their kids for a decade now. probably bad that we've normalized this experience"

[suntails]

✨ Once upon a time ✨

[blondeheaven]

Dressed to thrill

[breelynnxoxoxoxo]

Revealing Radiance 💋💋💋

[feminineambrosia]

Yes Karen I am enjoying the view up here

[seducedwithlingerie]

Lingerie love

[ebysse]

ma’s old singer

[singledigitsalary]

[covenofduncan]