#Ability Radar

[k25ff]

hey remember the Ability Radar? dont know if anyone dissected it or a reveal was done, so a guess: the exclamation point corresponds to cognitohazardous effects, whereas the lightbulb is to equipment and infrastructure on the scene of the event (or "the theoretical extent of the power's application in respect to user's imagination" ?)

(Meri's referring to this thing)

There's a bunch of things going on here, I think, because the Radar is like, an in-universe rating given by an organisation that is dedicated to giving quick and snappy descriptions to people in, basically, fireteams who are trying to deal with/capture/subdue superhumans. It means a lot of it is subjective, especially [!].

What I will say with regards to your question is that [!] tends to be very high for cognitohazards. But for some of these, it's entirely possible to be marked 'too high' in [!], and [!] is far more subjective than any of the others (lightbulb is probably the second most-subjective).

[blessyouhawkeye]

i think mash should have inferenced hawkeye can hear the laugh track. just once. like hawkeye cracks a joke, the laugh track doesn't play, he looks around and then to whoever's standing next to him and says "i guess they didn't like that one". and then it's never brought up again

[voiddemon]

Least and most supportive boss ever

[hawkeyeslaughter]

love that henry blake is genuinely just a normal guy . weirdest thing about him is that he’s obsessed with fishing and that isn’t even remotely as bizarre as anything hawkeye and trapper got going on at any given moment . he’s just some guy from illinois in a camp of people who are bonkers and he’s so fucking funny for it

[shima-draws]

Currently in the middle of reading a Lawlu soulmate fic and it’s SUPER cute so far but the best thing is that Law is also Cora’s (platonic) soulmate, and Cora’s got the ‘You won’t see in color until you meet your soulmate’ kind of bond. Except it fluctuates depending on Law’s health, and Law runs purely on caffeine and spite, so Cora will text him being like “Hey. For some strange reason I currently cannot see the color red. Would you happen to know anything about that” and Law is just like “Uhhh. No??” and Cora’s like “Law I swear to GOD you’d better stop pulling all nighters do not make me come over there” LMAO

[itspileofgoodthings]

The past couple weeks it’s been really hitting me how much harder it’s been teaching Pride and Prejudice this year—which was so disappointing at first? Because works I’ve traditionally had a harder time with I’ve felt like i’ve broken new ground while teaching and am teaching the kids BETTER. So initially I was so frustrated that my historically easiest work to teach was feeling so difficult! But there’s been some good days that have let me see that part of what was happening was that I have simply never reached this number of kids with pride and prejudice before and so consequently I have never had so many kinds of reactions before! In the waking up from the sleep of simply never paying attention there IS going to be plenty of stupidity, contrariness, crankiness, and almost arguing? Like even with themsELVES. And that’s a good thing.

[blueish-bird]

Everyone in Chainsaw Man is trans. Except for Angel Devil, who got a character/gender customization screen before he started life on earth as a fiend and is therefore cis in the least binary way possible.

[packet-of-staples]

FALLEN IDOL WHAT THE FUCK!!!!! THE BROTHERS ARE FIGHTING!!!

[auduux]

EVERYONE HEAR ME OUT PLEASE HEAR ME OUT

Radar/Romeo (calling it rameo for now). I know...I know...BUT JUST IMAGINE

Auadhd radar and autism romeo. Radar takes over after Jesse leaves. Romeo moves to Beacontown...JUST IMAGINEEEEE

THE ENEMIES TO FREINDS TO LOVERS WOULD GO SO HARD ROMEO CAN HELP HIM WITH IDK PEOPLE STUFF

[sad-endings-suck]

Maybe it is because of how Warnette and Robin x Barney (HIMYM) were such formative experiences for me, or how predicting Feysand shortly after the release of ACOTAR book 1 was my tumblr debut, but I have become a human romance detector (not in real life, thank god). I am a finely honed tool that can zero in on any interaction or throwaway line and tell you whether or not that will culminate in a canon ship, and I have never been wrong. This is why Midge x Lenny (TMMM) was so satisfying for me, I was waiting for that hotel scene since season 1. Carmy x Sydney (the Bear) will happen, and I’ve known that since season 1. I am a prophet. I prophesize.

[adaines-furious-feast]

Is it weird to ship two characters that have had one (1) interaction? Am I really going to walk down this path? Addi, no.

[honeydrop-sweetheart]

Problematic queer shows off Bi pride sweater, uses breasts in desperate bid to distract from her messy bedroom

[silverislander]

idk if it's genuine excitement or the energy drink i had earlier that's actually letting me focus and work but dude. i am CRUSHING this essay. this is Fun To Write. i think i'm actually doing a really good job here. wtf. i love my major man

[hawkeyeslaughter]

radar gauging how insufferable hawkeye is going to be by how big hawkeyes fucking shit up grin is that day . the bigger it is the harder he tries to avoid him . hawkeye is wired with Bothering Radar Syndrome and can find radar to bother him whenever necessary so it never works

[padfootastic]

Snape walks into Evan’s birthday party, spots Sirius, and walks right back out

underrated sirius skill: getting severus snape to back tf off without saying a single word.