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Dad in a dungeon pt1
They were following fast on the trail of a group of Yiga, almost where they could touch them, Abel was sure. If they could capture just one, then he felt sure they could finally get some straight answers about where to find Abelās son, along with the others. They moved down on a slope lined with colored rocks and a dip in the middle of the path from the many feet that had trodden it in times past. The Yiga scum slipped in a small opening of great wooden doors that had seen much better days, but peeling paint and chipped carvings aside, the doors were magnificent in scale and in lovingly rendered carvings of something Abel didnāt pay attention to as the Fierce Deity nearly threw the doors off their hinges in his haste to enter the space.
They finally cornered the Yiga against a wall only to hear dreaded giggles of the sort that were part of Abelās nightmares. He could have sworn he saw one of the blasted traitors wink at him through the mask before the air was filled with dark, sickly sweet smoke and mocking laughter. He felt air move on his back and Abel whirled around squinting through the thick smoke and try and get a hit on one of them.
The air finally cleared enough to see more than the sword in front of his body and Abel felt as though he had been doused in ice water as the great wooden doors slammed shut with finality. He had a feeling that there would be no getting out that way, even with the Fierce Deityās absurd Strength.Ā
āWell that didn't work out.ā Rusl said with a scowl on his face.
Fierce simply turned away from the door, sheathing his huge blade as he did so. He inhaled very loudly and held it for what would have been a concerningly long time for a mortal, then let it all out in one annoyed exhale through his nose making Abelās heart jump even as he had kept an eye on the Deity.
āI sense a great darkness further in this building and it grows, even nowā¦ My little one would feel obligated to clear the place, to protect the land from whatever may emerge from the depths. I suggest we do the same in their places.ā Abel couldāve sworn he saw the shadow of a smirk on the deity's face, but a blink later and it was as impassive as ever. āBesides, the items sealed in such places are often very helpful.ā
Abel raised one exasperated eyebrow. They didnāt have time to clear some forgotten ruin of monsters! They already dealt with far too many just trying to get to the next town, the next clue to where Link (and the other Links) could be. He turned to Rusl for help and found him lighting a torch, already moving to follow the deity further into the foreboding dark. Abel felt a headache start behind his eyes as he went to follow, hating that Fierce was right and knowing that the kind of man heād been before the calamity wouldnāt have thought twice about trying to help.
The group started down crisp sharp stairs which after a small time turned a perfect 90 degrees to the right. Then again and again andā
Abel was right back in front of the giant wooden doors.Ā
He groaned in frustration because he had heard tales of people getting lost in seemingly simple dungeons and dying. He didn't have time for that!
He finally took his hands from his face only to see Rusl standing uncomfortably close to the edge, stone held in hand. Before Abel could ask how it would help Rusl dropped the stone straight down.
Abel felt something hit his arm. He turned to the threat drawing his sword as he did so only to seeā
The stone?
Rusl grinned at him and Fierce, then confidently walked off the side.
When no sounds of Ruslās body hitting the stone far beneath them sounded Abel began frantically looking for his brave but far too recklessāĀ
A whistle broke his thoughts and pulled his attention to a wall on the side of the stairs beneath him, where Rusl stood casually, like he wasnāt defying the laws of physics and oh look Fierce was joining him.
Abel brought a hand to his nose and tried not to scream, no wonder dungeons were so deadly if this was the kind of thing required to even get to the next door. Abel let all the air inside him out in a huge, disapproving sigh before following his companions, since he wasnāt going to let common sense of all things get him killed.
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It quickly became apparent that nothing in this dungeon was as it seemed at first glance. Normal doors when approached turned out to simply be startlingly realistic paintings, the actual doors being cleverly hidden until you were at just the right angle or needing to do things like leap across a series of poles to reach the ledge containing them.
Ā Upon reaching the first such door, Abel leaned his head against the smooth wood to catch his breath and wait for his heartbeat to slow, after all Tilieth was the one with the paraglider and he did not want to end up as a hylian pancake on the floor. He looked back just in time to see Fierce take a couple steps back, run at the wall and scramble up it smoothly in his armor, grabbing the ledge in one hand and pulling himself up with ease. Abel swallowed the hot envy in his mouth and went to open the doorā
Locked
Why was it locked? Fierce seemed unsurprised, as did Rusl from where he perched a pillar way, since there wasnāt room for all three of them in the doorway at once.
āThe Key must be elsewhereā Fierce nodded as though this was expected
He simply lowered himself and dropped the remaining 15 feet with no problem. And Abelās knees groaned at the thought of having to cross those stupid pillars even once more, much less twice more just to make it back to this door which was most certainly not the end of the dungeon from the few bits of conversation Rusl and Fierce had shared on the subject.
āHey Fierce, could you catch me?ā
āOf course, little Farmer. It would be more efficient than crossing the pillars in fact.ā
So of course Rusl jumped down, Fierce jumped up and, . . . huh that actually looked way more comfortable than Abel had imagined.
Fierce turned in his direction and raised one perfectly sculpted brow in silent question. Abel was grateful he didnāt have to answer out loud as he closed his eyes and took one small step over the ledge. Despite the armor the deity wore, his arms were gentle and he cushioned Abelās fall and within minutes he found himself set back on solid ground.
With that done Fierce turned and began walking a direction they hadnāt gone yet. They found some red bokoblins camped around a fire soon enough and Abel almost relished something simple to do. Once they were defeated the group moved on, coming to a strange smooth curved wall.
Ruslās touch flickered and in the corner of his eye Abel spotted scratches. He approached and based on the regularity and uniformity he felt sure it was writing!Ā
Writing he couldnāt read.
āCan either of you read this? Since we all apparently have different writing maybe itās one of ours?ā
Abel couldnāt help the hopeful note that crept into the end of his voice. He may not be a soldier anymore, but he still craved the easily understood nature of it. Stand here, fight these monsters, try not to claw your eyes out over this paperwork. He was starting to be more impressed with the other sonās if they had had to deal with things like this on a regular basis.
The others shook their heads and Abel felt his heart sink a little, but then Fierce tilted his head, then walked up to the wall and raised his arms, the tops of which easily cleared the top of the wall. Rusl came over quickly and Fierce lifted him to the top of the wall, then turned to Abel, grabbing him in an embrace with hands that nearly wrapped around his entire torso and lifting him up to join Rusl on the top of the wall.
Abel looked around and from this angle was able to see that the wall was entirely flat, save for a few areas that bulged out. He looked to Rusl who grinned at them.
āLooks like we just avoided a whole puzzle with Fierceās height. Guess they didnāt expect anyone eight feet tall to come here.ā
Fierce jumped the wall and helped them down from the other side without a word. Abel was starting to feel as though he wasnāt pulling his own weight with this whole dungeon exploring thing. Rusl had figured out that the whole dungeon didnāt follow the rules of physics as he knew them, while Fierce had been making what were surely meant to be dangerous and difficult obstacles seem like childās play. Before he could back down Abel mumbled out a thanks, and felt his heart sink a little bit at the way Fierceās eyes widened minutely at the words.
Finally looking forward Abel wanted to throw his hands over his eyes at the sight, in front of them was a stairway stretching as far as the eyes could see in stark black and white, somehow seeming to go both up and down at the same time, almost looking at thought someone had taken a chessboard, broken it into the individual squares and then put back together in the most confusing manner possible.
They moved until they were almost to the staircase and objects dropped from the ceiling! One black, one white and one half and half. Abel ignored them and went to put a foot on the stairs? If thatās what they were, but felt as though he had been doused in ice when he foot went through the square. He pulled it out quickly as though it had been burned and fell from the sudden change in momentum.
Rusl looked at him, looked at the stones? Boulders? Things that were round and large enough Abel would have to use 2 hands to hold them properly. Then his eyes lit up, he grabbed the white one, and stepped confidently onto the white square next to Abel. When he didnāt fall through Abel realized that colors werenāt just there to mock his eyes, but to make even moving on this strange staircase a puzzle of itās own. He picked up the black stone and felt itās weight, heavy, but not so much that he would tire quickly. Fierce of course picked up the swirled stone in one hand while holding his sword in the other and they all began to move on their designated squares. Ruslās took him up, Abelās took him down, and Fierceās went sideways . . . for some reason.
Abel felt nervous separating from the others for any reason inside something as dangerous as a dungeon. Abel got to the bottom of the long walk and saw white on his left, so he held his head high and walked straight through what looked solid to find himself in a room with water running down open archways on all sides, with bright starlike lights wavering in the water with beautiful cerulean fishlike creatures swirling and occasionally blocking out the light.Ā
On the ledge of the archway he was standing on without falling in the four corners were four statues, one a bird with open wings, one a Lizard sunning itself on a rock, one a horse like creature with lumps on its back, and the last statue was so intimately familiar Abelās heart hurt looking at it, for it looked Miphas divine beast, which he believed the girl had once said was based off something called an elephant.
He walked around the room trying to take in every detail and figure out what the trick was, trying not to think about how he was able to feel the cool trickling water under his boots and what appeared to be open space should he fall through.
His neck hurt from looking down so much, and Abel stretched it back as far as he could comfortably go, relishing in the relief it brought him before opening his eyes and immediately feeling stupid.
There was a bright shiny chest on the āceilingā in plain sight, and it probably held something that he very much needed to get out of here. Abel walked over to one corner made of good solid stone and put his foot on the wall wanting to see if he could walk up the side. He lifted his other footā
And his back hit the ground, a long low groan being drawn out of him at the pain. He was never a thinker, it had never been his strong suit, but he was going to have to figure it out if he wanted to get his son and wife back, or ever leave the dungeon for that matter. Rubbing his likely bruised backside he got up and shook out his arms, now that they werenāt holding the weight of the stoneā
Wait, where had it gone?
He looked and saw it had rolled just out of reach on the water heād been standing on moments before. Moving a boot off the stone and into the water it went through, and Abel breathed out an annoyed sigh.
Ā Great, now he was confined to the stone ledge on the edges of the room since he didnāt want to find out just how endless the space below was and he didnāt have a way to reach the stone yet. He got up and seeing as his hand was able to pass through the water of the arch he was next to very easily, Abel decided to lean on the stone and stick his head out, to see just how distorted the space beyond had been by the water.
They outside looked like piles and piles of velvet layered on something, soft and luxurious almost calling to be touched, though he knew that it was too far away if it was even something that could be touched. Studded along the background where dots of pure white light, shaped like tears individually with what Abel had first thought to be fish now appearing to be whaleās in a deep blue at their center, lightning as they went out and delicate porcelain white patterns scattered along their surface as they swam peacefully in the area. The one he was watching movedĀ enough to unobscure the area and Abel sucked in a breath.
He knew that symbol in the not sky, everyone did, it was the one that had been stitched into the champion blue cloth for Revali. Abel quickly pulled his head back through the water headless of how much splashed everywhere. And he lookedā
There
In the farther left corner from where he currently stood was the bird statue. Abel looked out the arch to his right and squinted, seeing the lizard of Daruk studded in the sky. He moved to the nearest statue, which was the lizard curled on the rock and started pushing with his whole body, gritting his teeth against the awful grinding noise made by the statue's movement. After continuing for some time and turning the corner he felt the statue click into place, and for a moment he wanted to jump in the air! Heād figured out some strange part of this all on his own, but then he remembered the other three statues and winced.
He cracked his knuckles and got to work. Eventually when the last statue (Miphaās) was pushed into place after the light click there was a loud thonck as the Chest fell to the āfloorā. Abel sighed wondering just how he was going to get out there before realizing that now the archways appear to have been filled in with translucent glass, no longer having water run in the space. He almost lamented the beauty lost before testing the sturdiness and went to open the Chest. Inside was a silver key along with a purple rupee and he was glad to see that because now that he was visiting towns more often money was something he had more need of.
Abel stuffed the key in his pocket, grabbed the stone, and found the area of the wall not as solid as it appeared to go back and hopefully meet with his companions. When he got back to the place the stones had first dropped he blinked at the pedestals that were definitely not there before they appeared as though they had simply grown out of the stone Abel stood on, with no joints or lines to separate them at all. As he watched a third pedestal bloomed in front of him to make three, and Abel got a feeling that the stones they had just used were meant to be returned here.
Rusl called out to him and Abel turned to greet him, only to begin laughing when he saw that Ruslās clothes and hair were covered in splashes of various colors, all bright, none matching, and with his headband hanging askew on his head, nearly covering one eye. Coming from the opposite direction of where he had disappeared earlier was Fierce whose boots were once more bloodstained, though it was such a usual sight it took Abel a minute to realize most was fresh.Ā
They showed the things they had gathered in their individual rooms. Rusl had gotten quite a few rupees, Abel had his key and Fierce had both a key and compass for the dungeon. They put their stones into the pillars and watched as they receded smoothly into the floor. Behind them the strange stairway was disappearing, step by step, until a rather small door was left revealed.Ā
Abel frowned at it. So far everything in the dungeon had been spacious, to the point Fierce didn't have to duck his head to enter doorways, but this door was so short that even Abel, shortest of the group, would need to crouch to enter.. He grimaced at how much his back would hurt from just this room and moved forward. He went to put his key in the lock and Rusl put his hand on the door. Abel looked over and raised an eyebrow in question, far too tired for words already.
āWeāve been in here a while now, I think before we head in there some food might be a good idea.ā
Abel wanted to get this over with and leave, but he saw the sense in Ruslās suggestion and was also the only one of the group who could cook anything decent. Fierce made sense but how Rusl managed to char a sandwich? Abel didnāt want to know.
They sat on the smooth cold floor and Abel took some of the leftover rice from the night before and began shaping it adding salt, pepper and some hyrule herb as he went to make rice balls. He made sure to make ones too large for one hand so that Fierce would have an easier time holding them. He grumbled about others who were no good at cooking for themselves while Rusl sliced a few apples but felt his chest warm when both Rusl and Fierce hummed appreciatively at the rice balls along with the apple slices.
When that was finished Abel took several long drinks from his skin, swishing the water around inside to dislodge any random food bits and trying to decide how much to ration should they be stuck in this dungeon for days.
Then he got up, popped his knuckles and marched forward. Immediately upon entering the small room he saw a river rushing along inside a built stone bed, with pillars holding up the impossibly zig zagging structure. Abel mourned his briefly dry self before stepping into the cool water, since the ledges on the edge of the bed were quite thin and he didnāt want to test his balance. Then he realized the bed sloped downward, like an artificial hill in all the zigging and zagging, yet the water ran up? He turned to investigate and followed the flow of the water, feeling like that was the closest thing to a clue heād encountered thus far.
Eventually he got to the top where the water arched beautifully off the stone as it was released to a water wheel? A water wheel that somehow held the water as it went upside down and deposited the water back at the bottom to move up again.
Looking closer at the water wheel Abel could see that it was guarded by a group of fish with extremely sharp teeth and that something was glinting at him from in between slats in the wheel.
It was times like these that Abel really missed the infinite bomb capacity of the sheikah slate. Instead he looked inside his bag, rooting through to see what useful items heā
Aha! He pulled out a spear triumphantly, then thought better of it and pulled out some rope as well.
After securing the spear with rope he threw it towards the bottom, it did not reach. So Abel trudged down a few levels ignoring how his head hurt when he looked too closely at the nonsensical architecture. He threw his spear once more and hit a couple of the fish head on, confirming they were monsters with puffs of smoke they emitted upon death.
With that out of the way it was simply a matter of getting more accurate in his throws the less fish there were to hit. When the area was cleared the water changed direction and Abel was swept off his feet unprepared for the change as he slid down the slope.
His arm jolted uncomfortably in its socket as the spear clenched in his hands caught on what felt like every corner and his legs hit walls before he could turn. Eventually he was deposited into a body of water, and once he gets his head above water he sees the water wheel.
Alright then.
He swims over to it and sees that there is now a solid stone platform he can climb on next to it. It puts him at just the right height to grab the strange object in the middle. There was a delicate sphere that looked like it was made from metal Spidersilk surrounding a triangle that didn't make sense. The triangle was made of a thin square piece of metal twisted upon itself in a way that just didn't work, yet here it was in front of Abel.
He twisted the sphere to get a better look at the triangle, where the blue side had been down, and once the red side was down there was the door in front of him.
Abel blinked and looked behind him,the room he'd just been in still there, but now he didn't have to go all the way back up the stone banks, so he shrugged and moved on.
He exited back to the now smooth room. Rusl was busy organizing arrows while Fierce watched on with interest. Rusl jumped a little when he noticed Abel.Ā
āThat was quick, thought youād be in there longer!ā
Abel didnāt take offense to the statement, though he felt like heād spent some time spearing the fish, guess he lost track of time doing so.
After Rusl had put all the good arrows back in his quiver they continued on, going back to the door by the pillars, though having Fierce lift them up and hand them the key being far easier of Abelās joints than the alternative.
Rusl turned the key this time and they both pushed open the door, waiting inside for Fierce to lift himself and join them. Once he crossed the threshold the door slammed closed behind them and Iron bars slammed down over both the set behind them and the one in front, trapping them inside.Ā
Then the room rumbled and a paper crane fell on the floor? Abel furrowed his brow and went to pick it up, but at that moment a wave of paper cranes swooped down, seemingly of their own accord, all moving in one great rush to form some sort of giant creature. The thing roars at them and Abel canāt help wondering a little hysterically if this is one of the fabled dungeon monsters, something so dangerous itās been confined to this place for who knows how long.
Abel readies his sword, feeling like the steel in his hand is woefully inadequate for the task before him, but prepared to fight with all his mightā
Then Fierce almost lazily unsheathes his giant sword, slices it across the air nowhere near the monster shifting towards them, and Abel watches with something like disbelief as a beam of light is emitted, moving unerringly towards the monster and burning the cranes it comes into contact with. They were packed so closely together to make the creature that they are all ashes in moments.
Wait, something is still moving! Abel turns and almost feels pity at the sight of a lone crane, charred on one wing, pathetically shuffling along the floor trying to get away from them, Fierce walks over and sets one large boot on the thing, slowly grinding it underfoot with an expression of boredom, like this was beneath him. Abel feels ice in his veins at the reminder of the terrible power the deity wields so casually.
The bars slide up from where they came and a loud Click is heard as the doors unlock. Rusl runs up to Fierce and claps him on the back, grinning at him and Fierce seems happy? Pleased? Less bored at least with Rusl asking about the sword beam and thanking Fierce for taking care of the thing.
Abel shakes his head to try and clear it of such gloomy thoughts, sheathing his sword for the moment and following the others out of the doorway. They came out on what appeared to be giant hands, where they stepped out on the cupped palms of the hands, with the fingers coming up to act as a guard from falling. On the wall opposite them were notes? And under each note was an illustration of the hands with a finger raised, to make a total of 8 different images. But why!
Fierce made a little noise, one that sounded almost delighted? And pulled out a lump, with holes. He blew into the spout? And a note came out, smooth and windy sounding, though the grind of stone behind him quickly distracted Abel. The index finger on the right hand had lowered with the note, but when Fierce went to play a different one the first snapped back into place with a loud crack that made both Abel and Rusl jump. Fierce hummed and and played some more notes in varying orders, managing to find 2 that when played sequentially, kept both fingers down.
āThis method is inefficient, there must be a clue elsewhere in this room that we can access to get the correct order of notes.āĀ
Ā Abel and Rusl both did their best to see what else may be in the room. It was Rusl who leaned around the hands and noticed the nails were painted in different shades. This made the fact that the illustrations on the other wall were colored more significant, though it didnāt help them know what order to play in. Abel, tired of staring down a seemingly endless abyss turned back to maybe see if they had missed something previously and noticed the door they came through was outlined in a rainbow of color. The rainbow was off, because it wasnāt in the right order!Ā
āFierce! The colors around the door must be what order to play in!ā
Fierce nodded, and immediately began playing from the innermost to outermost color. When he did, an object appeared in the middle of the room, another chest, joy.
Fierce then played from outer colors in, and once the simple melody was finished the hands now flat underneath them jolted, and began moving towards the far side. They stopped at the platform (held by nothing as far as Abel could tell) opened the chest and pulled out a map and compass? Fierce gasped and seemed happy to hold onto the items, Abel didnāt understand why you would need to solve a puzzle in the middle of a dungeon to get the map.
@skyloftian-nutcase here's the first part as promised! now to continue onward! hopefully soon i'll have this up so that the parts of Dad squad written to be post-dungeon can start going up as well!
#nan writes#Dad Squad#fierce dadity#rusl#abel#poor abel#I'll do a better version of the dungeon map and post that with pt2#Fierce is having a great time! he's doing something that little Link has talked about#Captain gains the urge to dungeon crawl without actually getting the skills for it#Rusl has helped clear a temple or two in his day#he's happy to have fierce so he doesn't have to jump or swing around things as much#Abel is grumpy#and getting reminded of the dead champions :D
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Prettiest manga characters. Go!
Abel Nightroad from Trinity Blood
Trafalgar Law from One Piece
The General from Mr Villain's Day Off
Kai Chisaki, Overhaul from My Hero Academia
#kai chisaki#overhaul#yakuza lover#yakuza husband#birdman#boku no hero academia#toucan king#villain lover#fangirl#my hero academia#Abel Nightroad#Trinity Blood#Trafalgar Law#Traffy#Dr Heart Stealer#Dr Sexy#Crusnik 02#surgeon of death#mr grumpy tsundere doctor#mr villain's day off#Demon General#part 1
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my sister is driving me fucking crazy recently i dont know what to do
#cain and abel had the right idea#no jk obviously#but she'll be like 'im bored i wanna do something do you want to do x'#and i dont. because i dont like to do things.#but i know she'll get pissed and mopey if i dont so i say#'yeah okay fine' like resigned.#and she'll go 'well if you dont want to just say you don't idk why youre pissed just tell the truth'#and then when i say 'okay i didnt really want to do x' she'll go cry and whine and sob and pout for hours#like. if you want me to do somehting with you im gonna be grumpy#would you rather do it or not do it. if it's gonna piss you off either way why do you even ask.#im like. her only friend. and as someone who has the spoons to do something social like once a month#and thats IT#we are not a good pair
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I Married a Beast (Prime Mating Agency #7) by Regine Abel
I have to say, for a series with a cover style similar to others that I would normally bash on... they are not the worst "real life men turned into alien" covers. They are actually probably the best because some work that was not just beginner photoshop skills was put into them. Anyways, here is my part two of my back-to-back Regine Abel reviews!
This book immediately captured me with the female lead proclaiming two paragraphs in that she was a proud monster fucker. Preach, sister. Belle is an artist with a penchant for the otherworldly, both as her muse and romance interest, which is how she finds herself preparing for an interview with the founder of the Prime Mating Agency. Her goal is to get a beastly husband who's rough on the outside but sweet to her with plenty of strange features to boot. After some time spent discovering she is not there for the all-out strangeness the worlds have to offer her, her matchmaker settles on who he deems to be the perfect male for her (and he is always right... I mean 7 out of 7 books so far, who would dare to question Kayog).
Bayron is a familiar face if you've read the previous books, he comes to us from a previous interaction from book 2 I Married a Naga. He's got four eyes, four arms, and a beastly personality that he lays to the wayside for his beauty. (That's right, it's Beauty and the Beast references galore). He's also got double the package to please her with. That's right, folks, more DP. ~(Ėā¾Ė~) (double penetration)
This is another great low angst 302-page addition to the series. As always, the primary plot is focused on their love story, getting Belle introduced to his society and way of life while also seeing Bayron willing to make concessions when it comes to some human aspects he isn't used to. They are a fun couple to watch fall in love with each other, they have a healthy relationship with open communication mostly and a never-ending appetite for each other. It even brings back some issues from in the second book that get resolved in a way that adds to the book ten-fold.
I love seeing past couples we've met through the series brought back as well, it makes for some great unity between the books. This can also be found between I Married a Birdman and I Married a Minotaur. Please, please, please check out this series! It's hit after hit and I promise you won't be wasting your time! 9.5/10 (-.5 for all the times Belle made me cringe with some monster fucker comment)
Would I read again? Yeah!
Would I recommend? I am literally begging at this point... I will get on my knees!ļ¼ ļ¼||ļ¼ļ¼
#good read#book review#monster fucker#monster fudger#monster lover#smut books#9.5/10#regine abel#prime mating agency#alien romance#alien boyfriend#alien husband#trial marriage#i married a beast#dp action#grumpy man#but he is actually a softy#alien fucker
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Itās not fair that Iām the only one who never gets to see Selene anymore.
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Ultimate Incest Tournament - Round 1
Propaganda under the cut:
Liam/Noel:
The incest rumours used to be common for good reason <3
those two have kissed and groped each other too many times
They are really weird about each other, they have kissed a few times, made incest jokes many times, wrote songs about each other (I could be your lover/you could be all mine) and had a break up so messy they haven't been on speaking terms for +10 years
The song that goes like "I'm your brother/ you're my lover" there are many such cases
"Liam's gotten all religious. It's quite disturbing. He thinks he's Abel for some weird reason. He wrote a new song called "Guess God Thinks I'm Abel." And I thought, "Right, so you think you're Abel. That must make me Cain. Doesn't Cain kill Abel?" But then the first line of that song is "You could be my lover." I'm not too sure about that. That's illegal, innit? It's kind of illegal for two brothers to make love. It's certainly frowned upon."
Thor/Loki:
i mean do i even have to say it. Look at them. theyre in love and in hate and have crazy chemistry. *chef's kiss*
Listen I know adopted brothers are normally the cowards way out but Thor/Loki is so fucking good
Hot friendly jock plus hot grumpy twink, what more could you want?
If they'd only fucked out their issues all those alien invasions and other evil plots could've been avoided
#tumblr polls#tournament polls#incest poll#liam/noel gallagher#gallaghercest#oasis#thor/loki#thorki#mcu#tw incest#round 1
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Y'all HSR is so good, like I don't think y'all understand. I genuinely think no one loves it as much as me
I love all the LIs, even though I might not romance them all right now, every single one of them are so beautiful physically, it's crazy....I never thought any other author could out-pretty remy's LIs lol (I think the only gripe I'd have with it, is Anna is the only single female LI....& now this addition of Abel as a male LI when we already had Boris & several male LIs, idk it seems too much. Like give the wlw players one more female LI, please aleksandra šš¾šš¾)
Other than that, everything is perfect....my main route - I'm romancing cain, the 2nd slot goes to dmitry (he is honestly not talked about enough, he ate this update up!!!) I would rant about how much I love these two but this post would turn into an essay & I still have a lot to talk about
3rd slot goes to Greg!!! Definitely!!! Hello??? he would have honestly been my main LI if Cain didn't exist (curse me and being drawn to mysterious fucked up men š)
First of all, no shade to other rc black men, but I want to say a big THANK YOU to Aleksandra for not making him the typical grumpy or brooding rc black man (no, like what's up with that?, Although cassiel is my main LI in ABH, he gets a pass sorry š) I feel like only greg & that one guy in 7b are happy sunlight vibes black men in the whole of rc...
That and she made him so physically HOT without the addition of ridiculous european eye colours (evthys swenett jumpscare & luc- *gunshots*) & he doesn't have that oh so annoying grey undertone? (cassiel once again you get a pass) like Greg is the embodiment of a ray of sunshine. Which is also good because Sasha didn't just relegate him to some goofy black side character, no I'm actually impressed he was the main general or whatever, after dmitry & he actually has an emotional back story with his sister (I feel like his romance route will be so emotionally hard because it will be one of the major factors that will force lane to feel conflicted between humanity & her dark side) heartbreak & tears are coming, I fear
Overall the book is just SO GOOD, it deadass feels like I'm watching a horror movie or sometimes like I'm with the characters seeing everything happening to them from afar, it's so immersive....sometimes cozy AF, NGL I hope they don't move away from their snowy/dead climate background in coming seasons. I think that's a major contribution to the way the story gets players to feel
The writing is amazing for a new author, man I don't want HSR to end but I am absolutely seated for the next work from this author
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Duck adam au :
What if "grumpy" is a female duck ?
I look it up and apparently female ducks quacks are more loud amd duck Adam quacks angrily all the time..
At the first visit to the vet :
Vet :*come back with "grumpy" on his hands*
Lucifer : is grumpy ok ?
Vet :aside for needing a diet, grumpy is healthy, by the way its a girl ..
Everyone :what ?!?
Duck Adam :what ?!?
no im fucking not!!(quacks amgrily )
Vet :yeah i check dna from grumpy's blood test and it matchs that of a female ,also they usually have louder quacks and this duck is very noisy ..
Duck adam :wtf are you on about ?!?
Im fucking adam the dickmaster ,not a stupid fucking chick !!!(angry quacks)
Angel :hey doc did you check if shes pregnant or not cuz she eat a lot , is very chubby and have other ducklings too(cain ,abel and seth for earlier ask)
Lucifer :if she is , im gonna hunt down the daddy duck...
Duck Adam :why the fuck would assume im-(angry quacks)
Vet :dont worry i check ,she isnt ..
Almost Everyone :oh thank satan
Niffty : such shame!
i could'v had more helpers in hunting the bugs *giggle monickly *
Now angel puts duck adam in cute little dresses and everyone calls him "princess grumpy "
Adam is in denial and is even louder now lol
Adam: To think this was humiliating before.
Lucifer: Awww, who's a pretty little duckie?
Adam: I'm gorgeous get it right, Luci. *Quack quack quack*
Lucifer: You are! Yes you are! Here, I got this commissioned for you.
He got Prince Grumpy/Adam a REAL diamond tiara.
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Adam and eve with gaint daughter part 2
She meets Loki and Thor.
Loki is loki.
Thor meanwhile is suprised a woman that's bigger then him is so gentle and innocent.
Meanwhile Cain and able being broz.
-You were feeling a bit nervous, sitting next to your brothers, Abel and Cain, who were both looking up at you, telling you in their own ways, to calm down.
-You were with the two of them as well as your adoptive parents, Adam and Eve, meeting some new people at a get together with other humans and gods.
-Social gatherings were something that always made you nervous as you were terrified that you were going to hurt someone.
-When your parents approached, bringing two gods with them, you swallowed hard and managed to say hello to them- something that Abel praised you for, patting your knee softly .
-Loki had stars in his eyes, meeting a giantess as he beamed brightly, taking to the skies, which shocked you that he could fly as he floated up to your eye level, beaming brightly, āWhen I heard I was meeting Adamās daughter I had no idea she was going to be such a cutie~ā
-Hearing his flirt your cheeks immediately flushed red, your hands coming up to your cheeks in surprise. Loki could only beam like he had found a new toy- he was going to enjoy flustering you!
-After you were rescued by Adam, who was now threatening Loki nearby, to not upset you, you were smiling softly down at Thor, āItās nice to meet you Thor.ā
-He was honestly stunned, seeing such a tall and powerful looking being looking so gentle and soft- he knew that you would be a powerful warrior, but you were radiating warmth- one he wanted to bask in.
-Adam was soon regretting his decision as he saw the two gods sitting on your shoulders, chatting happily with you while you were holding your brothers in your hands, the five of you all talking about random things.
-Eve couldnāt help but giggle, putting her hand on his head, patting affectionately as he was now in a grumpy mood, finding it amusing.
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Presenting to gringos (people that aren't from Brazil) Mundo Torajo (Torajo World)
Mundo Torajo is a brazillian animation youtube channel that will be very soon releasing a series thanks to a gofundme. Unfortunately, there is still no english translation, so I can do it here if you want.
Torajo was a channel like Jaiden (same video format) until about august/september of 2023, when a short was released (this one) beggining the lore, in which a red version of Torajo took his place. This continued on for almost 2 months with no sign of Torajo, only through glitches and links on the shorts that lead to audios of Torajo and Morajo (the red one) talking about the channel's future and video format. 2 months after Torajo was gone, Morajo made this video showing all the audios together. He said he made all of this to prove Torajo the audience didn't really care for him (their whole argument was about youtube algorythm vs passion and a nice audience) because they only stayed for the mystery. In the next video, this one, the two fight and we find out that they are brothers and Torajo called Morajo when the channel grew and he needed help, with everything getting more and more unstable between them. At the end, they set apart and Morajo starts his own channel. The two start a "war" between them until this video (followed by this one), when he introduces a new character, Zulmi (I love her, you'll see more about her later). She is friends with the two and stops their fight... at least, for a while.
Then, this happened. Basically, Morajo got infected with algorythomus, a substance that is, well, the youtube algorythm. He goes a little crazy and threatens Torajo while hacking other youtubers, and then Torajo posts this video. He explains he lives in another planet, Verade, that can be only kept alive when people watch their videos. The next video, this one, is the last part of this series/saga. The two have a fight with a really emotional flashback of them as kids, and in the end THE POWER OF LOVE WINS AND THEY MAKE UP YAAAAAAY
And, for a while, all is well. They continue Torajo's channel together (the 3 of them), introduce a new character, Linn (I love him, you'll see more about him later) and even post a compilation of the fight. And then something happens.
The channel is hacked by an unknown person and this video is posted. In it, we meet the "hacker", Abel, who is basically Verade's god/narrator and that does propaganda to the gofundme for the creation of an animated series (he also wipes Torajo's memory after this). 1 week later, they reach their goal and publish this video, with a sneak peak of the series (also wiping the character's memories). Now, there's just 2 videos left for its release, and the story is warming up. They post shorts daily and this week, Morajo seems very unwell, and as we know algorithomus is coming back, this is surely the cause of it.
This is the lore at the moment, and I can keep you aware of it. They are very popular with kids. I recommend, even if you don't know portuguese, to watch their videos, cuz they are really fun and charismatic. Now, I'll show you the characters!
Torajo
[ID in alt]
He is the main character. He is, as you can see, a green apple and is very nice, though a bit sassy and dumb. There are many memes about him, like him bald or as a banana. He has a crush on Zulmi but won't say it. Loves coffee and minecraft.
Morajo
[ID in alt]
Torajo's brother and former antagonist, now a co-protagonist. He is a red apple and kind of an emo, grumpy, kind of mean sometimes but actually very emotional, soft, shy and nerdy. People often call him a mango. He wears glasses but usually doesn't do it on videos. Loves Tetris and cats.
Zulmi
[ID in alt]
She is a co-protagonist. She is a blueberry and kind of a diva, but also very extroverted and likes gossips, also being nerdy about science stuff. Is often called a pineapple. Has a crush on Torajo, but won't say it. Loves Club Penguin.
Linn
[ID in alt]
He is a co-protagonist. He is a lemon and very introverted and shy, being very nerdy about anime and videogames, also kind, calm and phylosophic. Is besties with Morajo. Likes to play ukulele, ducks, Zelda and bread with lettuce.
Azedo (Sour)
[ID in alt]
He is Linn's little brother and a side character. He is a lemon and basically an ipad kid (looks like the collector from the owl house, is currently called Enzo Gabriel/Azedo Gabriel). He likes spider man, chicken nuggets and saying stuff on the community's discord server (I've seen him there sometimes).
Abel
[ID in alt]
He is Verade's god/narrator. He is a mango and kind of crazy, but really funny. He hasn't appeared much, so we don't know a lot about him, but we'll probably see more about him soon.
Amby
Ok, this one ain't canon but I am including him anyway. He is from an arg of the official Discord server and was a villain from an alternate universe that was friends with Morajo and then tried to dominate the channel. He is definitely a tumblr fave cuz he is completely crazy and unhinged, while also being a master manipulator and loving creating enygmas. He is a raspberry.
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Show:"....Adam is the first man in heaven..."
Me: Stop. Wait. Where is Abel? Where is Cain? There is none of them? Did Abel go to Hell with his brother? For what? Will they be in the story??? How did they react to their father's death?????????
Show:.... Sooo, do you want to hear jokes about Alastor's tail?
(Lil info: I would replace Alastor with Cain. This is more logical. He is essentially the first killer, and it seems to me that he could be the strongest overlord + motivation that if he atones for his sin, he will go to heaven and see his family. Just imagine the ever-grumpy depressive overlord who says to Charlie: "I miss my lil bro Charlie")
Honestly having C&A would've made the show more interesting and probably helped a little with the world building...
And I would also like the idea of Charlie seeing Cain like a older brother :)
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Why am I such a greedy woman?
Cuz I want'em all!
#kai chisaki#overhaul#yakuza lover#yakuza husband#birdman#villain lover#fangirl#my hero academia#dabi todoroki#todoroki touya#shie hassaikai#league of villains#paranormal liberation front#opm garou#garou#saito hajime#kazama chikage#Hakuouki#trafalgar law stan#roronoa zoro#overhaul stan#dr heart stealer#dr sexy#captain pirate doctor#captain of the heart pirates#heart pirates#mr grumpy tsundere doctor#pirate hunter zoro#abel nightroad#trinity blood
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bc of that rock story where Adam gave Lucifer a rock, and bastard just went up and left .
Cain and Abel were on the visit again, ofcourse the only one they are intrested is their father . Bringing up memories that Charlie soaks up, because they sound so happy . And everyone knows Charlie is a sucker for happy family moments .
Ofcourse nobody comments how jealous Lucifer looks, as Adam didn't even pay attention to him .
Everyone found out soon after Adam became a sinner, Lucifer lives for his attention and gets really grumpy when Adam doesn't give it .
"Remember you gave us those shiny rocks when we were small ." Abel spoke fondly ."You remember ."
"I know I hidden my sack of rocks somewhere on earth, those damn angels didn't let me get it ." Cain steaming how he lost those precious rocks ."I give you new ones don't worry ." Cain's demon tail wagging happily .
"What's great about rocks ?" Lucifer felt confused when Cain and Abel glare at him, Cain okay but Abel yep he fucked up something .
"You fucking little ..." But Adam stops them ."Doesn't matter let it be ." Lucifer then took something out from his pocket ."Can never beat mine I bet !" Making the other three look shocked, Charlie was afraid that Adam was getting a heart attack from seeing it .
"Adam ? Adam, what's wrong !"
"You kept it ..." Adam felt tears falling down, as his sons hold him up Lucifer felt so confused ."Huh yeah ? You gave it to me remember, it's mine ! No take backs !"
"You left it in the garden, you didn't want it !"
"I could not take it to Heaven with me, I left it there so I remember where I put it . After I got kicked out I went looking for it, I kept it w .." Adam sprung on Lucifer holding him tight .
"Huh who knew he had a heart ." Cain huffs as Abel smiled .
"Okay this seems a story I wanna hear ." Nobody could escape Charlie as she demands a story .
Later she cried herself to sleep how sad it was .
(I want a happy ending for that one ! ;;-;;)
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The gang react to Y/N not sleeping?
Youāve mentioned Caine understands that humans need rest, would he be able to fathom a human choosing to stay up/having continuous trouble sleeping?
Insomnia is so much fun guys
A/N: I changed up the order to separate the sleepers from the non
POMNI: Staying up is your choice. Don't get pissy at her when you're grumpy in the morning.
RAGATHA: She's worried about your lack of sleep. What if you end up like Kinger?
JAX: He doesn't care.
GANGLE: Do you need anything? Extra pillows or plushies? That helps her sleep. That and going to bed with Zooble.
ZOOBLE: Just don't make too much noise while you're up. You may choose not to sleep but she wants sleep.
CAINE: He doesn't think much of it at first, Kinger never sleeps and he races just fine, but his behavior has been long running. You're newer and he doesn't know what's normal yet. He'll ask if you're okay or if your room is comfortable enough. He can't force you to sleep.
KINGER: Join him for his midnight lounging. He likes company.
GUMMIGOO: He doesn't need sleep either but he likes the quiet time. Do they not?
LOO: No sleep? No problem. She can talk and entertain for hours. Y/n won't be bored.
SETH: He won't care, unless you're racing well enough to trigger his challenge. Then he might steal you away for a ride in the middle of the night.
ABEL: He doesn't care.
#the amazing digital raceway#tadc raceway au#raceway au#tadc#the amazing digital circus#raceway abel#tadc caine#tadc pomni#raceway seth#tadc jax#tadc au#digital raceway au#tadc ragatha#tadc kinger#tadc zooble#tadc gummigoo#tadc gangle
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Adding my newest mc, Abel for with the little Grumpy Grim in A Date with Death šŖ»š
Idk if I will share this ship content here but let's see later www
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the bratzfornick 141 writing challenge
hi everyone! weāve been looking for new fics to read and so many of you are so talented, so what better way to have new reading material than hosting a little challenge to fuel our delusions š
here are the basics for the challenge: pick 1 character, pick 4 story elements, and create 1 fic! more details below!!
the following rules are things you must follow. otherwise, you will be eliminated from this challenge.Ā
no being rude or hateful to other creators. this includes us, as well as others participating in the challenge.
no copying or plagiarizing ANY work. this includes challenge submissions as well as other stories that have been posted to tumblr/wattpad/etc. if you choose to use one of your works from another platform, please make sure that you have proof it is your own work
no submissions that revolve around anything weird or illegal (abuse, incest, illegal age gaps, highly graphic mental illness, hard drugs, age play, homo/transphobia/racism/abelism/etc, bathroom play, etc)Ā
5k max word limit. in order for us to be able to thoroughly read all of your submissions, please keep your word count to 5k or less and use paragraph breaks!
when you post your fic, please tag @bratzforchris and @nicksbestie and use the tag #bratzfornickās 141 writing challengeĀ
characters (pick 1)
matt sturniolo
chris sturniolo
nick sturniolo
nathan doe
story elements (pick any 4): you may mix and match these to your liking. you are not required to do one from all four categories (for example: two locations, one trope, one genre OR two genres, two tropes, etc)
GENRES:Ā
Fluff
Smut
Angst
Age regression
TROPES:
Friends to lovers
Enemies to lovers
Little x caregiverĀ
Friends with benefits
Chronically ill x healthy
Mafia x goody two shoes
Academic rivals
Lovers to strangers
Nurse x doctor coworker
Fake dating
Grumpy x sunshine
Royalty x bodyguard
Major character death
Angel x demon
Singer/band member x fan
Arranged marriage
Locations/Settings:Ā
Alternate universe (AU)
College/university
Concert
Outskirt small town
Big city
The forest/woods
Home
Library/bookstore
Vacation
Haunted/abandoned house
Office
Hospital
Plot Ideas:Ā
Accidental confession (it slips out when drunk, caught in the heat of the moment, etc)
Revenge (fake dating, sleeping with an ex, etc)
Getting used to a new diagnosis/disability (a doctor who is so used to coaching patients through their new diagnosis that they struggle with theirs, getting used to new dynamics with a partner)
Forced proximity (one bed, locked in a room, etc)
Redemption arc
Taking care of each other (cleaning wounds, cooking, holding the trash can while theyāre being sick)
Hiding a big secret
Fight that turns sexy
Language barrier (a Southern partner not understanding Boston slang, an actual language barrier, etc)
Chance encounter
Caught in the rain
DareĀ
create 1 fic: please follow the rules, characters, and story elements listed above! as stated before, you do not have to pick from all four story categories, just four total. write as many fics as youād like for this challenge.Ā
donāt forget to tag BOTH of us: @bratzforchris and @nicksbestie and use the #bratzfornickās 141 writing challenge in your submission!
Submissions close May 15th, 2024! Most importantly, have fun! No actual monetary or material prizes will be given out for this challengeāitās all meant to be fun and creative. Good luck and have fun! We canāt wait to see what you come up with!
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