#Aaaaa I had so much fun with this comm!!

[shanicetjn]

Sophia, Emily & Tommie

Commission for thebanhdot_com of his OCs - Sophia, Emily and Tommie.

Check out my progress below.

Completed - 22 August 2024

[lonely-north-star]

Well. I guess your thoughts on their dynamics, not just your complete idea of anything

HI ANON AKSKWJW (trying to be normal)

ohmygod you have NO IDEA how insane i am about these two arghhh they're both my faves. Their banter and rivalry always has me giggling. I'm still stuck on Mammon calling Solomon chowderhead.

I think Solomon is just like- fascinated by Mammon ajdjwjw. His reactions are peak and so funny, but sometimes he's so dumb it's endearing. Solomon is a naturally curious person (or in my head at least).

(more under the cut bc this got long)

But like !!! In the beginning when they're toeing the line of something more and Solomon starts making the first move, Mammon is SO CONFUSED AND WARY. Because what if this is all just a ploy to get closer to Lucifer to make a pact? What if he's being used? What if he doesn't mean it?

So Solomon would definitely have to reassure him and prove through his actions that he wants to get to know Mammon better. Anyone could say sweet words and not mean it.

And like, have you seen the new voice lines? About Solomon wanting to spoil the player? Imagine Solomon's just a big gift giver and tries to win Mammon over this way. Mammon gets excited over a new item, but as he's reaching for it- he hesitates. Everything is screaming at him to take the gift, but he puts his hand down and questions the intent behind it.

Eventually Mammon WILL let his guard down and let Solomon in. Ajdjwj one blog I follow on here called Mammon a human fucker and it was so funny 😭 rent free in my mind bc REAL

also i was just re-reading the og lessons for a comm idea- and there's one part in like lesson 3 i think where Solomon, Asmo, and Satan as playing cards together and Solomon is on a winning streak. He says the only person who could possibly break his streak is Mammon, because Mammon becomes a different person when money is involved . Now that idea is rattling around in my head.

Imagine they both play together every other week in secret, because the only match for them is each other. They study each other. Solomon hates when someone brags about winning if they cheated, so these nights are times Mammon has sworn to never cheat (he doesn't want to ruin this- because hey, when did it start becoming fun? When did he notice how nice solomon looks when concentrating? When did-). Their matches always come so close every time.

It'd be so funny if Solomon offers money for Mammon's debts if he beats him. Which spurs both of them on to try harder. (If I'm remembering right, Solomon once offered to buy out a shop for MC, so man's HAS to be rich)

I bet they both know each other so well that they had to add weird rules to their games. Like adding decks or disqualifying certain numbers/shapes. All to make it more fun for themselves and add a challenge.

GGAHWWH im chewing on them. I love them so much. My white haired idiots. I need to get off my ass and finish my first date fic I NEED TO FEED SOLOMAMS NATION !!! AAAAA

spoiler for last part of season 4 OG:

OKAY BUT TELL ME WHY !!!!!

WHY DOES ONLY SOLOMON REMEMBER MAMMON'S NAME !!!!! ONLY SOL !!! BECAUSE THEY'RE IN LO- *GETS SHOT*

help sorry for yapping so much anon but feel free to ever talk to me about them! this goes for anyone! i also have a side blog @solomams where it's meant to be a lot more organized I promise. My main is a mess LMAOOO OKAY BYE

[kate837]

I Love You

I completely recommend watching 2x14 Borrow or Rob, and the beginning of 2x15 Draw O Cesar Erase a Coward, before reading this fic. While this fic is AU it does have many similarities and minor details that it couldn't hurt to watch the episode first! Anyways enjoy!!!!!

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Kurt had a day.

Not bad. Definitely not good. Just... A day.

A day he'll never forget actually. It was so full of ups and downs. From Shepherd plunging a knife into Sean's heart, to joking with Jane about whether or not he could handle Rich Dotcom. From shooting Rich to... Jane's date. That hurt. When Shepherd shoved a knife through Sean Clarke, Kurt's adrenaline spiked, he felt so alert for so long, he thought he would throw up. He got the same feeling from Jane. Except it was everytime she moved, spoke, brushed a lock of hair behind her ear, etc. Her admission of her date was too much. Kurt went straight home, got a damp rag, and laid down. Staring at the ceiling.

Though he did have to say, it still wasn't the worst part of his day. He felt bad. Witnessing first degree murder should automatically be the worst part of your day.

But when it comes to Rich.....

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Kurt and Rich were sneaking through the secret underground tunnels of Jamison College, in order to get into the Deadalus gathering.

"This is interesting." Rich says, while coming to a stop.

"What?" Kurt replies shortly.

"Well this is the door, but the handle's different."

"Different how, Rich?!"

"Wel- well it's not there anymore?? Probably on account of all the hookers I snuck in it." Rich gestures to the handless door.

"Ok, so what's behind this door?" Kurt inquires, looking around.

"The closet. What are yo-"

"Stand back."

Kurt, with a running start, kicks the door in to find himself deep within the walls of a massive walk in closet.

"Aaaaa just how I remember it."

"SHHHHH!" Kurt puts his ear to the door, the one still on it's hinges, just in time to hear the gasps of attending guests and a soft female voice hushedly asking someone to notify security of the discrepancy.

"Shit."

"What?" Rich asks, genuinely confused.

"The guests are getting security to come check out 'the noise in the closet'."

"Oh. What are we gonna do Stubbles? I'm a sly guy but how do we explain that?"

"Oh God, why do you hate me?" Kurt says looking towards the ceiling.

"What? You're acting strange Stubbles, like weirder than normal. I mea-"

Rich was cut off by Kurt's large hands cupping both sides of his face, to kiss him. Without separating he backs Rich against a near wall, mimicking the earlier noise. Rich squirmed at first but expectedly went along with the unexpected.

"Come on Stubbles, you can at least use some tongue!"

"Shut. Up." Kurt snarls. "Actually. . . I need you to make some. . . noises." Kurt says while blushing furiously.

"Security is on their way." Tasha notifies through comms.

"Yeah you guys better get out of there." Reade warns.

"And say what? Oh hey haven't seen you in a while, please excuse my entering through a closet?!" Rich whisper-yells.

"Everyone shut up!" Kurt also whisper yells. "Now Rich I need you to moan a lot. Loudly."

"You could always make me Stubbles!"

"Rich!"

"Kurt what the hell are you doing?" Reade asks, growing increasingly concerned about his teammate's mental health.

"Rich just do it!"

"OOOOH! STUBBLES, YES!" Rich practically screams.

The party guests turn a side eye. But the security, like Kurt hoped, were turning away, figuring that the noise came from two enthusiastic partygoers. Or if the other patrons were anything like Rich maybe more.

Of course Weller didn't know that yet.

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"Ohhh. Now i get it, I can't believe this is working." Reade says, half laughing at the ridiculous noises coming out of his earpiece. "Hey Kurt it's work-"

"Will you shut up?!" Tasha butts in.

"What are you tal-"

"He doesn't know that they stood down yet." Tasha says wriggling her eyebrows. "Hey Kurt most of the security guards stood down but you still have a couple incoming. . . You might need to amp it up a bit!"

Her and Reade try and fail to stifle their laughter after Rich let's out a completely overexaggerated 'UNGH'!

"Come on Stubbles, they're not buying it, you're gonna have to join me if you wanna get out of here."

"Why me? God why me?" Kurt says again looking up.

Kurt let's out a loud and breathless 'Oh God' that completely undoes all of Tasha and Reade's composure. They are hysterical by now. They completely lost it when Rich and Kurt started harmonizing!

"Stop! Stop!" Tasha said. "I can't take it anymore." She pulls herself up from the floor of the van, where she fell from laughing so hard.

"Yeah guys, the security's gone. They're long gone." Reade adds, clutching his stomach.

"Yeah Rich so goo- wait what?!"

"Yeah you're clear." Tasha clarifies.

"You could have compromised this entire op!" Kurt says furiously.

"We all know that's not why you're mad Stubbles. And as the bible states-"

"I swear to God Rich, if you say another word I will shoot you."

"Another word."

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Kurt flushed red just thinking about it. What was he going to put in his field report?!

He turned to lay on his side to take in the fresh scenery of the wall instead of the ceiling. After laying there for about two minutes, he finally got up to fix himself dinner.

While gathering ingredients, Kurt's mind inevitably wandered back to Jane's date. Everything about it tore at him. What she'd be wearing, what she'd eat, would she cover her tattoos, would she wear makeup. . . . . . . .

His thoughts were interrupted by a phone call.

It was Jane.

A million questions ran through his head. Why is she calling him? Shouldn't she still be out on her date?

He lunged for the phone but then. . . He stilled. Didn't move a muscle. He picked up his phone, turned it over, and resumed gathering ingredients.

Once the phone eventually stopped buzzing, Kurt's inner turmoil came to play.

'Why didn't you answer?! Jane could be in trouble!'

'Be rational Kurt. She's on a date, probably just calling to let you know that she'll complete her paperwork tomorrow, since she's busy.'

'Look, everyone knows you're in love with her, but you can't act like some overprotective boyfriend whenever she's around.'

Kurt shakes his head. He wasn't in love with Jane Doe. Was he?

'Of course you are! That's why you lunged for the phone as soon as you saw her name, but put it down when you realized she was still on a date.'

'No. If I was in love with her, I would have immediately answered.'

'No. You love her so much that you realized that if she's having fun, even with another man, you wouldn't want to ruin that. That's love.'

'What am I supposed to do? I can't love her from afar.'

'This may be selfish but what if I proposed the idea that Oliver is Sandstorm?'

'It could work. But why not just tell her how you feel?'

"Because I'm just not ready yet." Kurt voiced sadly.

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First thing the next morning, Kurt was walking up and down the hallways, over and over again. In order to 'accidentally' bump into Jane on her way to Patterson's lab.

After three consecutive minutes, Jane appeared. She was wearing this loose, pastel green shirt, that roughly covered all of her upper body tattoos as well as bringing out her eyes. She paired it with tight blue jeans, which she almost never wears, and a few silver rings on her right hand.

"Wow." Kurt whispered. What looked like any other outfit, looked stunning on her. He almost forgot to 'bump' into her.

"Jane!"

"Oh, hey!"

"You get Patterson's text yet?"

"Yeah, heading there now."

They walk in silence for a few heartbeats, until they turn into a secluded hallway.

"Jane wait." Kurt says while gently grabbing Jane's arm.

"Kurt, what is it?"

"After you told me last night, about your date. I started thinking. . ."

Jane subconsciously starts to hold her breath. Her expression wreaks of hope.

"Hey! Glad I found you two, Patterson's got something." Tasha pops in.

"Yeah." Kurt says releasing Jane.

Saved by the bell.

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The debrief, while no longer than usual, felt unbearably long. The charged energy from Kurt and Jane's previous conversation still radiated off of them.

While any hope of continuing it was completely shut down by the tattoo clues pointing to three different entities, causing the team to split up completely. Kurt with Roman, Jane with Tasha, and Patterson with Reade.

This was going to be a longgg day.

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The team finally reconvened at about 5pm. They had just finished the field reports. All three of them. It was exhausting.

Fortunately for Kurt his adrenaline spiked right back up about an hour later when Tasha, so graciously, reminded the group that they never filled out the field report for their Deadalus mission. Which caused Reade and Patterson to burst out into a fit of giggles.

"What's so funny?" Jane asked, looking to Kurt, smiling.

Kurt goes wide-eyed. She doesn't know.

This was going to be a long night.

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The team had just finished catching Jane up while writing the 'going to be extremely redacted' field report.

"Wait I'm still confused. If you just wanted Rich to moan, why did you kiss him?"

All eyes look to Kurt.

"We- well I was under the impression that security was going to be charging through the door at any second." He says glaring at the pair of agents who were strategically avoiding his gaze. "And when they did, if they saw us. . . you know-"

"We don't know, Weller!" Patterson howled.

Kurt glared.

"Yeah I kind of want to know how far you were willing to take it Assistant Director!" Reade joined in.

"We're done here." Kurt said as he walked out.

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Jane had just walked out of the locker room to be met head on with Kurt.

"Kurt, hey!" Jane says, surprised.

"Hey."

"Umm. . . I actually wanted to talk to you."

Kurt raises his eyebrows in obvious confusion, cueing Jane to continue.

"When we were. . . Uh you know- outside of P- Patterson's lab. You didn't finish." Jane stumbles through her words as a new wave of nervousness hits her with full force.

"Oh that." Kurt says, grabbing Jane's arm, mirroring his earlier gesture and leading her away from the locker room door.

"Jane, I was up all night and I couldn't stop thinking about it. We need to be careful. Sandstorm feels like it's everywhere."

"You think Oliver is Sandstorm?"

"Yes. . . No." Kurt shakes his head.

"Kurt you're not making any sense." Jane says studying him.

"I know. I know. I just- no I don't think he's Sandstorm."

"Then why did you-"

"I've been trying to come up with reasons of why you shouldn't date him for the better part of 13 hours."

"Kurt wha-"

"And I got nothing, because the only reason is that I love you."

Jane goes wide-eyed. It was as if all the air was sucked out of her.

"I love you Jane."

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[porcelainghosts]

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ASK MEME | ACCEPTING ;;

Send me a number from 1-500 and I’ll tell you how I feel about you in a post without anyone knowing your identity.

*disclaimer: i’m going to try to keep it real, but i’ll probably just end up crying and gushing honestly.

O SHIT WADDUP. with how much i gush about our bbs and ur ocs all the time, I KNOW U KNOW HOW I FEEL, BUT I’LL GUSH SOME MORE BC YOU DESERVE IT !!!

shoot, i still remember when we first met and interacted on my alma blog, and if i’m honest you’re like one of the people who is seriously making me consider revamping her and bringing her onto this blog, haha. she wasn’t very well liked the first time i made her bc uh... the TG comm was not very friendly with ocs and alma was like the ultimate abomination, but the second time around i was surprised that people genuinely wanted to interact with her AND YOU WERE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE LMAO ???? ugh that ship we had was super cute, heck. i miss it a lot. so thanks for giving my bb a chance o/

whispers now.... you know how much i love our ship on this blog, ou and au ??? altho we’ve been focusing a lot on the au, the ou still has a place in my heart bc it was fuckin’ cute. your oc is literally one of the first and only characters to make ji get flustered whenever she flirts, which was funny to witness tbh. SHE TRIED SO HARD NOT TO, BUT UR OC WAS TOO SUAVE AND HANDSOME. and i’m just-- she’s very in love with him aaaa.

and the au is just one of the sweetest friggin things i have ever rped, like what the heck. EVERY TIME WE DO SOMETHING WITH THE AU, I’M JUST LIKE. REBORN. REFRESHED. IT’S SO FRIGGIN CUTE AND INNOCENT ( most of the time pfft ) I’M JUST LIKE. I CAN’T. I CAN’T HANDLE IT. they both deserve a chance to start over fresh and to have a chance at happiness aaaaa. esp your bb.

you’re so much fun to rp with and hella fun to ship with bc you’re just as enthusiastic about the ship as I am which is so nice, but idc if we ship or not bc it’s a joy to rp with you either way. u vu you already know i’ll follow you to whatever blog bc i love writing with you and how easy and natural it feels to interact with you. i adore all of your ocs and how friggin creative you are and i hope i’m able to interact with more of them with bi or kimi or both in the future ! or even ji ! SHIT THROW ALL YOUR OCS AT ME I CAN TAKE IT. 

sorry i haven’t really been talking much lately ??? i’ve been kinda feeling like i’m annoying people lately, even if i usually talk to them, so;;; it’s nothing you’ve done or anything, I’VE JUST BEEN FEELING WEIRD LATELY........ u vu but i do enjoy when we do talk, it’s so cute and i’m glad you don’t mind my gushing about our ship lmao.

[shanicetjn]

Celeste & Rolan

Commission for @dontbegreedy of her Baldur's Gate OC - Celeste with Rolan.

Check out my progress below.

Completed - 2 July 2024