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[yakocchi]

Standard Cards // Galileo & Drake

hiya! been a while. ive just been... very tired these past months. u know when u just want to consume media and not do uh effort posts abt it lol. well speaking of low effort

didnt have a burning desire to get these, was mostly trying to get them out of the card pool so they dont get in the way when i pull on real limited gachas the quotes are just your typical sexi man / panting quotes these cards always have, so it's just... idc until the main story comes out. i hope their routes come out within the next year but they sure r taking their sweet time with sequels

[woodsy-hoe]

my blood work and MRIs were normal/improving let’s fucking goooooo 🥳

[daychiie]

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[popip0l]

2hours of morning brain rooting really disappear after 30 min of Pilates

[nedtylue]

Mc: *just walking around Devildom with the boys*

Mc: *sees a familiar demon and freezes*

The brother: ?

Mc: What the fuck

Demon: *looks up from his phone, immediately recognising Mc* ayooo!! :D

Mc: Bitch?!!! It was literal????

Brothers: ??????

Demon: haha, yeah it is. And I see you died. Is that why you suddenly disappeared?

Mc: oh naah I'm the exchange student

Demon: oh nice! Guess I'll be seeing you in two months?

Mc: god I wish not

Demon:*fist pumps Mc* Haha, yeah, see ya in two months

Mc:*sigh*

Satan: ...who was that

Mc: my sleep paralysis demon

Brothers: ...what?

Belphie: hey I thought I was your sleep paralysis demon

[sxorpiomooon]

What is your married life going be like? A pac reading

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pile 1-

there will be some major transformations at first for some of you this is an arrange marriage and for some of you this is a full on love marriage with someone from a very different cultural and religious background than yours I'm actually getting bihari and bengalis lmao. I also think there is going to be something related to physical distance as in someone having to shift and move to a very different place in order to live with their significant other and it will be a very big move very very big move it'll be very new like a different world for the one who does but it'll be very fulfilling. I see it being for the best I'm seeing a typical Bengali household haha very open area. You will learn to be new and will learn to be open and it will lead to fulfillment. I see you being so so so happy lord eternal bliss. May god bless you for real. Piyu bole song also keeps playing in my head.

Pile 2-

The very first thing I was getting even before pulling a card was "yea this is def a love marriage" and it's not a havoc one everyone seems okay nobody seems to have a very big problem with you guys not even fate? I see things being very calm between you guys both very balanced individuals? It's like two people loving together regardless of not talking much? I heard "coexisting together is nice sometimes" i also think you guys might've lived together in a space before marriage too perhaps live in or maybe for a few days bur you guys seem very comfortable in each other's presence. It's like you guys don't even mind each other because you both have just always been there for each other. You might also start new things together perhaps ditching the entire family and moving to a very brand new place where no one you know lives. You guys might be together for a very long time before marrying each other. I'm seeing the number 7-8 in specific and the song "jaane kyu dil jaanta hai tu hai toh I'll be alright"

Pile 3-

AYOOO ahahahahahha jus when I start to get sad that there have not been any drama in the piles I get a pile with a drama. One of y'all have a man around you(father) that is NOT going to be happy. This person feels abusive and has alot of attitude and as mentioned earlier it's definitely someone's father and he will not agree to the marriage causing alot of problems. I see alot of problems and all of them just existing because of this dude he'll throw a fit and will not approve to the marriage. However, I do see you not losing hope. Surprisingly I see the rest of your family being very supportive of you as well and it'll end well. I see everything ending very well and your significant other and this man will get very close. Tu maine samjhawan started playing and Chennai express lmao

Thankyou!!

[salamifuposey]

ayooo! don't mind me, just yet another commission, this time of a lively well known gang, commissioned by the one and only TheHeartGhost from deviantArt of Madoka and her friends seeing the northern lights!

you can ask the age old question ("Fupo, you can draw the Aurora Borealis???")

why yes (or at least, attempt doing so BAHA), it was still really nice and interesting trying to whip!

[cosmictyto]

(Movie) Nimona Winter/Christmas Headcanons:

Experiencing a literal snow squall rn and it’s making me think of Khrismuh Time. So have some thoughts.

First: In terms of the Trio™️ and where they generally stand regarding “Holiday Spirit”

• 🎄 •

Ambrosius: Absolutely loves it. He naturally runs cold, but at the same time he loves wearing winter clothes. Sweaters, cozy socks, scarves, you name it. And his biggest “giving” love language IS gifts. (Meanwhile his “receiving” LL is physical touch. Dude wants cuddles.) So this holiday ticks all the boxes for him. He’s wants to celebrate the whole month long, wants to go do little traditions like sleigh rides and snowball fights, and he always had a couple decorations he put in his dorm at the Institute every year. Like he is IN it. And he’s totally the kind of guy who’s working on a list for Bal the whole year. Yes, he knows the season isn’t JUST about material goods. But he also absolutely loves the look on Bal’s face when he gets something he genuinely loves, or when Rose catches Bal wearing/using something he got him. It just makes him really happy.

• 🎄 •

Ballister: Moderate Christmas enjoyer. He naturally runs hot, so he doesn’t bundle up nearly as much as Ambrosius does. Usually only in a tshirt and some gray sweatpants (another reason why Ambrosius likes winter ayooo~) And maybe a turtleneck when it gets really cold. The gifts are nice, but he’s always been a quality time kind of guy. Which, works out perfectly. There was always a Christmas Break for cadets so they had time, + Bal n’ Rose could go out and do all those traditional little activities and have a good time. He used to have a hard time with the holidays when he was a kid for various reasons. For starters, the winter weather in the Danks can be a bitch. Along with general food insecurities plus a cultural emphasis on family and friends when you don’t have any doesn’t lead to anything good. Even despite the various charities that try to make that time easier. But, after starting his training, he had a stable home and food situation, he had a best friend who did his damndest to make sure he had a good Christmas, and yeah the Queen always invited him to spend the actual day with her (since she didn’t really have anyone, either.) So over time he’s built up good memories and associations with the season.

I also see him as 100% being the kind of guy who goes to do volunteer work as part of his traditions. (Not even just for christmas, I imagine he and Ambrosius do community work year-round because they’re both genuinely good, generous guys- though he definitely MAKES time for it during the holidays) Mainly because he knows how hard it is out there when you don’t have anything. And he’s benefited from things like soup kitchens, blanket and clothes donations, as well as toy drives when he was small. Now he’s an adult with the means to help and give back. Why wouldn’t he do that?

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Nimona: She. Hates. It. The Grinchiest Grinch who ever Grinched. For starters, I wanna put down a Richard Adams quote, because it definitely applies here and how Nims would feel about winter overall:

“Many human beings say that they enjoy the winter, but what they really enjoy is feeling proof against it. For them there is no winter food problem. They have fires and warm clothes. The winter cannot hurt them and therefore increases their sense of cleverness and security. For birds and animals, as for poor men, winter is another matter.”

The years she’s lived as various animals gave her enough reason to dislike the season. There are PLENTY of times where she’s hibernated as a bear or flown south to avoid the cold. Though when she’s stayed in the kingdom, she just does not have a good time. She’s had a lot of the same issues Ballister had as a kid, but she’s never had anyone to alleviate them. She’s just had to endure for literal centuries. Plus, the holiday’s messaging about “peace, love, goodwill towards others,” and all of that feels incredibly fake considering everything she’s been through. It’s hard to get in that christmas spirit when you’re just trying to survive in a kingdom that would happily hunt and kill you. Plus, she’s seen how the holiday itself has succumbed to commercialization. So it feels even MORE cheap and fake to her. She just doesn’t like it. (She’s more of a Halloween person anyway.) It’s just a bad time of year, with a boatload of negative emotions/baggage attached to it that lasts even after the events of the movie, and she’s more than happy to treat it like “just another day.” (I also imagine she deals with seasonal affective disorder. Get this girlie a uv lamp so she can bask under it as a lizard.)

That first christmas after she comes back from the canon incident? When she starts living with her boss and his boyfriend? She’s a complete grump. She sees Ambrosius (who is still “Nemisis,” “Goldielocks,” and “Goldengroin” in her mind) decorating the place during, like, the first week of December and she’s reacting like an angry cat. Quietly slinking into her room and avoiding everyone. Maybe even playing loud music to drown out the sound of cheesy movies and music. Ambrosius is pretty oblivious to why she’s being so sour about everything, but Bal immediately recognizes what’s going on and empathizes. Already forming a plan to give her some good experiences. And, like, they don’t really convert her into a christmas enjoyer within the year. But with each passing holiday they do help ease her out of hating it. It’ll never be her favorite holiday, but she stops dreading winter and christmas eventually.

[eggcats]

I'm reading Beswitched by melatoniin on AO3 (a fic where a Vox in a relationship with Alastor somehow switches with the canon Vox) [read it it's good]

And it's making me think of a version of that with the Housewife Vox switching with canon Vox and having the canon versions deal with the relationship their counterparts have.

(I'm using C! for canon versions and H! for my Housewife AU versions, btw)

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H!Alastor immediately notices something is wrong because "his" Vox smells wrong, dresses wrong, talks wrong, doesn't have ANY of Alastor's bites on him, no ring, AND there isn't a soul chain between them binding them - so H!Alastor is IMMEDIATELY like what did this IMPOSTER do with HIS MATE and is ready to kill the "fake" Vox to get his one to return

C!Vox is eventually able to get H!Alastor to stop when he says he doesn't KNOW how the switch happened and who knows if they CAN even switch back if one of them is dead - H!Alastor immediately drags C!Vox with him to Rosie's for advice (as per usual)

H!Vox notices less quickly, because both Alastors dress basically the same and he was in a fight/injured and Alastor was the first thing he sees when he wakes up - normal, all around (at first) - although C!Alastor immediately notices because why does Vox smell like HIM?!?

It's harder for H!Vox to convince C!Alastor not to try to kill him, but eventually C!Alastor decides to try to get the "proper" Vox back after he tries dumping H!Vox at Vee tower and H!Vox tries to kill Valentino for touching him, and C!Alastor is so entertained he wants to see what he does next

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C!Vox is like AYOOO when H!Alastor tries to find H!Vox by tugging on his own soul chain, but then C!Vox finds out that H!Alastor ALSO owns H!Vox's soul and that it's like, reciprocated (C!Vox thought maybe that's how H!Alastor and H!Vox got together, and now he's like damn that was my plan to try to get C!Alastor to marry ME)

And C!Vox is like, how tf did you and him/me even get together, and H!Alastor is just like, "I kidnapped him, and he never left? Is that not how you and my counterpart met?"

The answer is no, I'm thinking closer to canon is Vox teams up with Alastor after having been in hell for about 10 years establishing himself vs my AU (H!Alastor wonders why his counterpart is so laissez-faire about his airwaves)

When H!Alastor discovers that C!Alastor and C!Vox hate each other and fight all the time, his eyes turn black with radio dials and threatens that if his counterpart even DARES injuring his Vox at all, he'll level the pentagram and rip apart his soul on air before gutting him with an angelic dagger to let him bleed out for his final death (C!Vox is wildly uncomfortable with how hot he finds all of this)

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Mostly how I'm thinking is just, the differences C!Vox notices between his universe and my AU

Like H!Alastor brings C!Vox to the hotel to be like "this isn't my husband, no one treat him like he is, and all of you are now tasked with helping me bring the CORRECT Vox back - that was an order, not a suggestion" - but when C!Vox meets H!Angel he's rude as FUCK to him, until he discovers that H!Angel IS an overlord and takes him to task for being a dick to him

(until H!Angel realizes he's yelled at Vox, and is like "Oh fuck Alastor I'm so sorry!!!!" But H!Alastor is just like "That's not MY Vox, I don't care what you do to him")

This is how C!Vox finds out that, not only is Valentino dead in this universe, those on H!Alastor's chains consider being nice to Vox the way to keep Alastor from killing them - C!Vox doesn't know how to take the sudden realization that if he had to choose between Valentino and Alastor, he's choosing Alastor - even the one HE has

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Maybe something happens when they get the correct Vox's back, where for a small while all 4 are in the same universe (somehow) - so you just have C!Vox and C!Alastor awkwardly watching H!Alastor grab onto H!Vox and scenting him (???) and then biting him (??!!) and just practically sitting/laying on top of him and growling any time ANYONE goes near them to keep H!Vox from disappearing again

And so C!Alastor is dealing with watching a version of himself that's a LOT more feral and instinctive than he is, and C!Vox is watching a version of himself live a fantasy he didn't even know he wanted

[heycharrr]

Ayooo guys!!

I wanna take a few commissions 👀 Soo if you want one, please text me with your idea, maybe reference or description of your OCs or something!

Here is a price list! (I'll decorate it nicely later please be patient 😭)

[gatoiberico]

YOU HAVE A TUMBLR!!!

heyyy this is @YourLocalSpaceman! from like! youtube! lol! i had no idea you had a tumblr, love your art, so this is awesome!! :D

AYOOO nice to see you here, too!!! Thanks, really happy to hear that you like my work! <3

[witchysolfan]

Hello! Sorry to bother you, may I suggest the song "Dolores O'Riordan - The Black Widow" for your Ghost AU? (Have a nice day anyway!)

Ayooo

Just gave this a listen and yes! This fits the au perfectly! Thank you for introducing me to this song!

[hell-drabbles]

Solomon liked singing and was apparently quite good at it.(in one of the chat, Sitri the bastard ask us to sing because Solomon did.) Imagine him caressing your hair, singing you to sleep even though you're already asleep. The devils that loves him can only watches and some even pleaded. To no avail, as Solomon's devotion is only for you.(based on your story that he can only comes out when the reader is unconscious.)

Ayooo singing buddies! I too like to sing quite a bit and I'm very confident in the quality of my voice. Would sure love to do a duet with him, just for the fun of it.

Solomon certainly cares about the devils, however, he also knows them all too well. If he shows too much of his care towards them, he knows they'll do anything to get him to stay. Besides, he can't stay, his spirit can only stay for so long. Once you're done with everything, once all of his lingering regrets have been solved, he won't be here anymore. He'll go elsewhere, for a nice and final rest.

But, because you're shouldering all of these burdens, he'll show you his gentle care. You don't deserve this, to have the responsibility of saving a realm you have little idea of. It's not fair. Not at all, but he had to choice. And so he'll spoil you more than any other.

Solomon is just fun to think about. Biggest whore of hell and very confident about it as well. No shame! And full of so much love too!

Funnily enough, I feel like Solomon has some gray aromantic vibes to him. He feels a deep fondness for the devils but he wouldn't label those feelings as romantic.

[cybertron-after-dark]

ok so could i request. tfp decepticons and the onboard human pet / liaison / autobot bait / whatever. where the human is a masseuse and gives the command little messages to help with tension and stress, just to be nice... i love the tfp decepticon cast i love how much screentime they got and how the show actually FOCUSED on them sometimes so id love to see our cons get to chill out for once. how'd they react to receiving the gentleness and care from such a tiny creature? maybe we spark some empathy. ayooo (feel free to ignore ask if too complicated i love how you write the characters and look forward to seeing more of ur work!!!!)

Kissing you softly on the forehead for this ask anon, there is So Much to Work With

-Megatron is having none of this. He allows you to remain on board so the troops have something to keep them entertained and help them destress other than killing each other. Just because they're foolish enough to allow your grubby little human hands between their plating doesn't mean he'll make the same error. The day he trusts a human so close to his major fuel lines is the day Unicron devours himself.

-Starscream finds the whole affair a bit gross at first. He's expected to let this flesh creature... Touch him? Ew, no. A gross, squishy critter rubbing their greasy paws all over him sounds like the opposite of relaxing. Especially somewhere as sensitive as his shoulder seams, or, primus forbid, his wings. But... Eventually seeing everyone else get pampered except him has him feeling a bit indignant. No, this simply won't do. He deserves to be relaxed and calm way more than any of these cretins! However... The first few attempts at giving him a massage fail horribly because you can't touch him without the guy jumping and screaming like a spider just crawled across him. But, after about the second or third try, he'll start to brace himself. He is DETERMINED to have a relaxing time, dammit! And by that point, he'll actually stand still and chill out long enough for you to do your work.

-Knockout is having the time of his life. Sure it's weird having a fleshy feeling him up, but as long as he slips the massages into his routine before buffing himself, whatever freaky oils they leave behind on his plating won't matter. Knockout actually does massages himself, on occasion, and his status as a medic makes him intimately acquainted with the ins and outs of cybertronian physiology (wink wink), and he's more than happy to teach you how to best relieve the tension in a wound up frame. Especially if you apply those techniques to him.

-Breakdown loves having you around. Knockout already pampers him to no end, and then along comes this sweet little earth critter with itty bitty hands that reach all the places knockout can't. He has never been more relaxed in his life, especially if the both of you team up to spoil him. He'll be wondering how he ever got so lucky.

-Soundwave will be hesitant. He's known you're not a threat for a long time, you don't seem to be plotting anything, and by all means, your weak, stubby little flesh-hands have very little chance of dealing any real damage to his systems even if you DO get up close and personal, but... Well that's a lot more intimate contact that he's used to with anyone, except maybe Laserbeak. He wouldn't really say he's disgusted by humans, but he's pretty sure this whole affair will feel really weird. But, eventually, the stress he's under will outweigh the assumed strangeness of the touch. It ends up helping him unwind quite a bit, despite all the mental roadblocks he's built up, and he'll even start requesting them later when hes had a particularly rough day keeping the nemesis from falling apart. He'd really appreciate it if you helped straighten out the kinks in his cables, too.

-Shockwave is surprisingly okay with the offer. Lab work takes it's toll on his frame after enough time, and having someone else relieve the tension is not only enjoyable, but practical. If he takes time to relax when he's nearing his limit, the work will get done more efficiently. It's simply common sense. It also helps that you're human, honestly. Were he to ask another decepticon, he'd risk things getting... Personal. No risk of such frivolous bonds (unless... Nahhh... UNLESS 🥺😳)

[crystallizsch]

10 for the spotify wrapped game!!!

(ask game here!)

AYOOO TAYLOR SWIFT 💪😤 ngl i had this song on repeat which is why it’s my top 10 but i got sick of it eventually DJBSJS

i really like this part alone i dont know 😭 it has nice(?) vibes to it, i think i just like the descriptions it sounds poetic ;;;

especially “rose golden glows” it just?? sounds pretty??

but anyways the whole song just feels like you're outside in the snow during holidays looking longingly into people's windows

which yeah sounds creepy but HGSLKDHS

[fwuitbewwies]

score commentary time!

teams:

Purple: scott won scripted smh /j okay now for real i'm so happy a team like this which doesn't have any stereotypical super strong players managed to get 1st and win, and that long-time minecrafters won the ender cup. Also especially Pearl for getting another win so soon!

pink: we all know purple is cracked lol, but it's still the whoke team's achievement to get to dodgebolt with three players who haven't played that many mccs or tend to struggle. i think it may be tina's 1st db?

yellow: my pov!!! they pulled it back so much in the end with an amazing gr and managed to snatch 3rd after being in the lower half for most of the event!!! they did great

cyan: i really liked this team and they were doing so well for most of the event! it's such a shame they struggled with gr :(

orange: same as wirh cyan, i really thought they'd go to db! they seemed to be doing well

lime: i think 7th place is really good for this team! they're far from the most stacked team and they managed to get ahead of 3 teams which initially seem stronger to me (though blue might have thrown for fun, you never know with tommy and tubbo)

green: incredible that the point record is on an 8th place team. lmfao

indivs:

fruit: NEW POINT RECORD LETS GO FRUIT MY GOAT. it felt like it would never truly be beaten but since that first flawless skybattle it looked like it might happened and happen it did. Rip techno's mcc4 record, you will always be remembered o7

purpled: also surpasses the previous point record, breaks 4k, and goes on to be the 2nd highest ever indiv score, incredible

fbm: eyyyy he managed to snatch that 3rd from hannah in the end, that said hannah 4th is also amazing!!!

PHIL 5th!!!! NICE

WAIT H 6TH, BEK 7TH, CAP 8TH AND CPK 9TH??? i hadn't been paying attention to the indiv scores that much besides the record thing it's great that all of these people got top 10 let's go!

JIMMY 11TH AYOOO

PEAEL 15TH!!!!!!! AMAZING

joel got 17th? i saw in the beginning he was cringefailing around the low 30s smh how dare he do well

aimsey 19th!!!! and on not that high scoring of a team great!

grian 22nd!!! that's pretty good too!

scar 28th!!!!!! nice