#AYOOO NICE NICE NICE

[yakocchi]

Standard Cards // Galileo & Drake

hiya! been a while. ive just been... very tired these past months. u know when u just want to consume media and not do uh effort posts abt it lol. well speaking of low effort

didnt have a burning desire to get these, was mostly trying to get them out of the card pool so they dont get in the way when i pull on real limited gachas the quotes are just your typical sexi man / panting quotes these cards always have, so it's just... idc until the main story comes out. i hope their routes come out within the next year but they sure r taking their sweet time with sequels

[woodsy-hoe]

my blood work and MRIs were normal/improving let’s fucking goooooo 🥳

[daychiie]

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[popip0l]

2hours of morning brain rooting really disappear after 30 min of Pilates

[nedtylue]

Mc: *just walking around Devildom with the boys*

Mc: *sees a familiar demon and freezes*

The brother: ?

Mc: What the fuck

Demon: *looks up from his phone, immediately recognising Mc* ayooo!! :D

Mc: Bitch?!!! It was literal????

Brothers: ??????

Demon: haha, yeah it is. And I see you died. Is that why you suddenly disappeared?

Mc: oh naah I'm the exchange student

Demon: oh nice! Guess I'll be seeing you in two months?

Mc: god I wish not

Demon:*fist pumps Mc* Haha, yeah, see ya in two months

Mc:*sigh*

Satan: ...who was that

Mc: my sleep paralysis demon

Brothers: ...what?

Belphie: hey I thought I was your sleep paralysis demon

[ziracona]

I actually like the lesser bad way better on a rewatch knowing they’re bad.

[eggcats]

I'm reading Beswitched by melatoniin on AO3 (a fic where a Vox in a relationship with Alastor somehow switches with the canon Vox) [read it it's good]

And it's making me think of a version of that with the Housewife Vox switching with canon Vox and having the canon versions deal with the relationship their counterparts have.

(I'm using C! for canon versions and H! for my Housewife AU versions, btw)

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H!Alastor immediately notices something is wrong because "his" Vox smells wrong, dresses wrong, talks wrong, doesn't have ANY of Alastor's bites on him, no ring, AND there isn't a soul chain between them binding them - so H!Alastor is IMMEDIATELY like what did this IMPOSTER do with HIS MATE and is ready to kill the "fake" Vox to get his one to return

C!Vox is eventually able to get H!Alastor to stop when he says he doesn't KNOW how the switch happened and who knows if they CAN even switch back if one of them is dead - H!Alastor immediately drags C!Vox with him to Rosie's for advice (as per usual)

H!Vox notices less quickly, because both Alastors dress basically the same and he was in a fight/injured and Alastor was the first thing he sees when he wakes up - normal, all around (at first) - although C!Alastor immediately notices because why does Vox smell like HIM?!?

It's harder for H!Vox to convince C!Alastor not to try to kill him, but eventually C!Alastor decides to try to get the "proper" Vox back after he tries dumping H!Vox at Vee tower and H!Vox tries to kill Valentino for touching him, and C!Alastor is so entertained he wants to see what he does next

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C!Vox is like AYOOO when H!Alastor tries to find H!Vox by tugging on his own soul chain, but then C!Vox finds out that H!Alastor ALSO owns H!Vox's soul and that it's like, reciprocated (C!Vox thought maybe that's how H!Alastor and H!Vox got together, and now he's like damn that was my plan to try to get C!Alastor to marry ME)

And C!Vox is like, how tf did you and him/me even get together, and H!Alastor is just like, "I kidnapped him, and he never left? Is that not how you and my counterpart met?"

The answer is no, I'm thinking closer to canon is Vox teams up with Alastor after having been in hell for about 10 years establishing himself vs my AU (H!Alastor wonders why his counterpart is so laissez-faire about his airwaves)

When H!Alastor discovers that C!Alastor and C!Vox hate each other and fight all the time, his eyes turn black with radio dials and threatens that if his counterpart even DARES injuring his Vox at all, he'll level the pentagram and rip apart his soul on air before gutting him with an angelic dagger to let him bleed out for his final death (C!Vox is wildly uncomfortable with how hot he finds all of this)

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Mostly how I'm thinking is just, the differences C!Vox notices between his universe and my AU

Like H!Alastor brings C!Vox to the hotel to be like "this isn't my husband, no one treat him like he is, and all of you are now tasked with helping me bring the CORRECT Vox back - that was an order, not a suggestion" - but when C!Vox meets H!Angel he's rude as FUCK to him, until he discovers that H!Angel IS an overlord and takes him to task for being a dick to him

(until H!Angel realizes he's yelled at Vox, and is like "Oh fuck Alastor I'm so sorry!!!!" But H!Alastor is just like "That's not MY Vox, I don't care what you do to him")

This is how C!Vox finds out that, not only is Valentino dead in this universe, those on H!Alastor's chains consider being nice to Vox the way to keep Alastor from killing them - C!Vox doesn't know how to take the sudden realization that if he had to choose between Valentino and Alastor, he's choosing Alastor - even the one HE has

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Maybe something happens when they get the correct Vox's back, where for a small while all 4 are in the same universe (somehow) - so you just have C!Vox and C!Alastor awkwardly watching H!Alastor grab onto H!Vox and scenting him (???) and then biting him (??!!) and just practically sitting/laying on top of him and growling any time ANYONE goes near them to keep H!Vox from disappearing again

And so C!Alastor is dealing with watching a version of himself that's a LOT more feral and instinctive than he is, and C!Vox is watching a version of himself live a fantasy he didn't even know he wanted

[heycharrr]

Ayooo guys!!

I wanna take a few commissions 👀 Soo if you want one, please text me with your idea, maybe reference or description of your OCs or something!

Here is a price list! (I'll decorate it nicely later please be patient 😭)

[carlgrimesenthusiast]

Ayooo, gurl, carl x reader where carl just plays, brushes readers hair, like just fluff. It will be adorable. 💜

FAVOURITE BRUSH | CARL GRIMES

warnings: none.

CARL GRIMES MASTERLIST

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“ow. carl, that hurts.” you mumbled, hand reaching behind your head where carl was brushing your hair.

“sorry, baby. there’s knots in your hair.” carl apologised, brushing your hair gentler.

“use this brush, it’s my favourite.” you hummed, opening the vanity draw and pulling out your favourite brush. it gently took out your knots whenever you had any, it didn’t harm your scalp either.

carl nodded, “okay.” he placed the previous brush down, taking the brush that you were offering in your hand and continued brushing your hair.

you closed your eyes, your eyes becoming heavy. unbeknownst to you, carl stopped brushing your hair. feeling no motion on your hair, you opened your eyes and looked at carl through the mirror.

“what happened.” you asked.

carl shrugged, “i wanna braid it.”

he pulled your hair into three sections, looping one section over the other and repeated those actions. the outcome was a bit…peculiar. loose, badly done braid.

“uh…” you didn’t know what to say, you didn’t want to hurt carls feeling.

“what’s wrong?” carl eyes filled with concern. “isn’t your hair nice.”

hair started to fall from the braid, loosely hanging down by your ears.

“it’s…unique.” you stuttered, not wanting to ruin carls mood and confidence.

carl laughed, “i know, i know. it’s bad.”

“it’s not horrible!” you quickly reassured, “it just needs practising.”

you and carl both erupted into laughter, slumping into your chair and holding onto your chest.

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author note: i’m on the car ride back from wales, i know this is was short! i’m sorry for that🙏

[gatoiberico]

YOU HAVE A TUMBLR!!!

heyyy this is @YourLocalSpaceman! from like! youtube! lol! i had no idea you had a tumblr, love your art, so this is awesome!! :D

AYOOO nice to see you here, too!!! Thanks, really happy to hear that you like my work! <3

[hell-drabbles]

Solomon liked singing and was apparently quite good at it.(in one of the chat, Sitri the bastard ask us to sing because Solomon did.) Imagine him caressing your hair, singing you to sleep even though you're already asleep. The devils that loves him can only watches and some even pleaded. To no avail, as Solomon's devotion is only for you.(based on your story that he can only comes out when the reader is unconscious.)

Ayooo singing buddies! I too like to sing quite a bit and I'm very confident in the quality of my voice. Would sure love to do a duet with him, just for the fun of it.

Solomon certainly cares about the devils, however, he also knows them all too well. If he shows too much of his care towards them, he knows they'll do anything to get him to stay. Besides, he can't stay, his spirit can only stay for so long. Once you're done with everything, once all of his lingering regrets have been solved, he won't be here anymore. He'll go elsewhere, for a nice and final rest.

But, because you're shouldering all of these burdens, he'll show you his gentle care. You don't deserve this, to have the responsibility of saving a realm you have little idea of. It's not fair. Not at all, but he had to choice. And so he'll spoil you more than any other.

Solomon is just fun to think about. Biggest whore of hell and very confident about it as well. No shame! And full of so much love too!

Funnily enough, I feel like Solomon has some gray aromantic vibes to him. He feels a deep fondness for the devils but he wouldn't label those feelings as romantic.

[cybertron-after-dark]

ok so could i request. tfp decepticons and the onboard human pet / liaison / autobot bait / whatever. where the human is a masseuse and gives the command little messages to help with tension and stress, just to be nice... i love the tfp decepticon cast i love how much screentime they got and how the show actually FOCUSED on them sometimes so id love to see our cons get to chill out for once. how'd they react to receiving the gentleness and care from such a tiny creature? maybe we spark some empathy. ayooo (feel free to ignore ask if too complicated i love how you write the characters and look forward to seeing more of ur work!!!!)

Kissing you softly on the forehead for this ask anon, there is So Much to Work With

-Megatron is having none of this. He allows you to remain on board so the troops have something to keep them entertained and help them destress other than killing each other. Just because they're foolish enough to allow your grubby little human hands between their plating doesn't mean he'll make the same error. The day he trusts a human so close to his major fuel lines is the day Unicron devours himself.

-Starscream finds the whole affair a bit gross at first. He's expected to let this flesh creature... Touch him? Ew, no. A gross, squishy critter rubbing their greasy paws all over him sounds like the opposite of relaxing. Especially somewhere as sensitive as his shoulder seams, or, primus forbid, his wings. But... Eventually seeing everyone else get pampered except him has him feeling a bit indignant. No, this simply won't do. He deserves to be relaxed and calm way more than any of these cretins! However... The first few attempts at giving him a massage fail horribly because you can't touch him without the guy jumping and screaming like a spider just crawled across him. But, after about the second or third try, he'll start to brace himself. He is DETERMINED to have a relaxing time, dammit! And by that point, he'll actually stand still and chill out long enough for you to do your work.

-Knockout is having the time of his life. Sure it's weird having a fleshy feeling him up, but as long as he slips the massages into his routine before buffing himself, whatever freaky oils they leave behind on his plating won't matter. Knockout actually does massages himself, on occasion, and his status as a medic makes him intimately acquainted with the ins and outs of cybertronian physiology (wink wink), and he's more than happy to teach you how to best relieve the tension in a wound up frame. Especially if you apply those techniques to him.

-Breakdown loves having you around. Knockout already pampers him to no end, and then along comes this sweet little earth critter with itty bitty hands that reach all the places knockout can't. He has never been more relaxed in his life, especially if the both of you team up to spoil him. He'll be wondering how he ever got so lucky.

-Soundwave will be hesitant. He's known you're not a threat for a long time, you don't seem to be plotting anything, and by all means, your weak, stubby little flesh-hands have very little chance of dealing any real damage to his systems even if you DO get up close and personal, but... Well that's a lot more intimate contact that he's used to with anyone, except maybe Laserbeak. He wouldn't really say he's disgusted by humans, but he's pretty sure this whole affair will feel really weird. But, eventually, the stress he's under will outweigh the assumed strangeness of the touch. It ends up helping him unwind quite a bit, despite all the mental roadblocks he's built up, and he'll even start requesting them later when hes had a particularly rough day keeping the nemesis from falling apart. He'd really appreciate it if you helped straighten out the kinks in his cables, too.

-Shockwave is surprisingly okay with the offer. Lab work takes it's toll on his frame after enough time, and having someone else relieve the tension is not only enjoyable, but practical. If he takes time to relax when he's nearing his limit, the work will get done more efficiently. It's simply common sense. It also helps that you're human, honestly. Were he to ask another decepticon, he'd risk things getting... Personal. No risk of such frivolous bonds (unless... Nahhh... UNLESS 🥺😳)

[fwuitbewwies]

score commentary time!

teams:

Purple: scott won scripted smh /j okay now for real i'm so happy a team like this which doesn't have any stereotypical super strong players managed to get 1st and win, and that long-time minecrafters won the ender cup. Also especially Pearl for getting another win so soon!

pink: we all know purple is cracked lol, but it's still the whoke team's achievement to get to dodgebolt with three players who haven't played that many mccs or tend to struggle. i think it may be tina's 1st db?

yellow: my pov!!! they pulled it back so much in the end with an amazing gr and managed to snatch 3rd after being in the lower half for most of the event!!! they did great

cyan: i really liked this team and they were doing so well for most of the event! it's such a shame they struggled with gr :(

orange: same as wirh cyan, i really thought they'd go to db! they seemed to be doing well

lime: i think 7th place is really good for this team! they're far from the most stacked team and they managed to get ahead of 3 teams which initially seem stronger to me (though blue might have thrown for fun, you never know with tommy and tubbo)

green: incredible that the point record is on an 8th place team. lmfao

indivs:

fruit: NEW POINT RECORD LETS GO FRUIT MY GOAT. it felt like it would never truly be beaten but since that first flawless skybattle it looked like it might happened and happen it did. Rip techno's mcc4 record, you will always be remembered o7

purpled: also surpasses the previous point record, breaks 4k, and goes on to be the 2nd highest ever indiv score, incredible

fbm: eyyyy he managed to snatch that 3rd from hannah in the end, that said hannah 4th is also amazing!!!

PHIL 5th!!!! NICE

WAIT H 6TH, BEK 7TH, CAP 8TH AND CPK 9TH??? i hadn't been paying attention to the indiv scores that much besides the record thing it's great that all of these people got top 10 let's go!

JIMMY 11TH AYOOO

PEAEL 15TH!!!!!!! AMAZING

joel got 17th? i saw in the beginning he was cringefailing around the low 30s smh how dare he do well

aimsey 19th!!!! and on not that high scoring of a team great!

grian 22nd!!! that's pretty good too!

scar 28th!!!!!! nice

[ashestospace]

Ayooo friend well, it's only fair perhaps I request from you like, how do you think sebard would get together or any kinda headcanons you have for their time together? 😍

Hello, haha, so I haven't really thought much about how they get together just yet. But I do have some headcanons I do want to write about eventually in a fic.

I do like the idea of Sebastian enjoying having to teach Bard basic things or new cooking recipes, especially if it means he gets to lean a bit too close to the cook's personal space—just to see if Hell backs away or reacts to the proximity.

Watching Bard act like a parent or more strict those something to his brain. It might be the chemicals, but seeing Bard clean up Finnian and pick him up just to tell the boy to take it slow just looks good on the older man.

Bard likes running his hand through Sebastian's hair, caressing his face, or just rubbing his thumb against his knuckles. He likes watching Sebastian's pretty face. He likes watching him sleep even though he doesn't need to. It's just a rare moment in which Bard feels like the man in front of him isn't that invincible.

I think after the original human fear of him being a monster, he will get too curious for his own good. Making Sebastian show his teeth. As gross as Sebastian says, it is for him to stick those calloused fingers in his mouth. He enjoys it quite a lot in that sinful head of his.

Late-night smoking and drinking become a thing; just the habit of being in each other presence while it is dead quiet just feels nice.

Teasing, so so much teasing from Sebastian. The few times Bard teases back is when the damn demon acts flustered.

I like to think Sebastian likes to nuzzled his face against Bard stubble like a cat. To Bards objecting, he does it a lot more.

The first time Bard got a good grip on Sebastian's waist to get his attention made the demon clenched his hands to control himself.

Theres a lot of bickering in one stage of the relationship that seemed to end up with them in a closet making out.

haha, okay, I think that's all for now.

[witchysolfan]

Hello! Sorry to bother you, may I suggest the song "Dolores O'Riordan - The Black Widow" for your Ghost AU? (Have a nice day anyway!)

Ayooo

Just gave this a listen and yes! This fits the au perfectly! Thank you for introducing me to this song!

[hyunrun]

my thoughts on asy ep 04 😋 live react !! (warning: I can never remember anyone's names bear with me + lots and lots of spoilers ahead)

Where is zhengting I'm partially here for his face card 🤲🤲

I keep forgetting how much I dislike Rain and then I see him and I am reminded but Rainism is rlly too good of a song 😭

1. PHANTOM

Okay first team up 😎 Phantom Galaxy I'm loving their concept

Albert is looking gorgeous as always HIS EYE MAKEUP?

All their voices slayed omg WHOEVER HAS THAT DEEP ASS VOICE IN THE CHORUS AYOOO

Blond's high notes... I see u

My vote would go to Albert (with ponytail) or blond dude or black hair dude with the silver makeup (Axinran?)

OKAYY team two flying to the dining hall (WHAT IS THIS NAME LMAO)

This group is somehow just better...

But blond here is a bit soulless idk I'm not liking him 😨

My vote would 100% go to Skye idk if he's one of the already debuted ones but he was INSANE I loved his stage presence rn he's stolen me, he's my fave in the whole show

But I also really liked the pink hair guy 😭 (is his name really John... I need to learn their Chinese names I cannot be calling this gorgeous man John 😭)

KENNY NOOOOOOOOOOO his hands shaking stop 😭 I hate this pls no

Not surprised Team 2 won, it was expected.

2. ONE AND ONLY (I'm so excited)

Pure Love Warrior is such a queer team name HAHA One is looking so fine today tho

They're STRUTTING onto the stage I love the energy

Not them recreating the iconic finger touch painting 😭 rlly about that pure love

Maybe I'm feeling disappointed because this is one of my favourite songs but they didn't do it justice at all 😭 the only one who caught my eyes was One. However I appreciate that they tried to bring out the silly goofy concepts while keeping it kinda mature to fit themselves.

ORENDA CALLING THEIR COSTUME UGLY 💀💀 real

My vote would go for One 🤞

Idk anyone from this Magic Cube group but I have hopes (OH WAIT IK WALKER I LIKE HIM his pink eye shadow makes me RAA I LOVE)

Every opinion Orenda has matches mine and that means we're soulmates basically 🤞

I'm liking this

PINK GUY IS SO CUTE

Whoever did the high note failed but it's ok 😭😭

YELLOW JACKET DUDE IS GOOD TOO HOLD UPPP

Red dude is making me kick my feet why is he giving like cool football player (?? Idk I'm tryna think of the American cliche) at school YK 😭😭 hes so masculine in a yum way

Okay I love everyone in this group except black and white jacket

WALKER BEING CALLED PAPA STOP NAWWW

Oh pink dude is Wang Muqing? My vote goes to him !!!!

SERVICE WHAT ARE YOU SAYING HE ATE SNOT ??? 😭😭 taking back his cool footballer status but tbh I didn't even know he missed the lyrics

okay I'm sorry how did One's group win 😭😭 I'm glad for them but the other boys were way better imo

3. LYDIA

First group is Deep Hidden yum

I'm looking forward to Archie

Vocals slayed as expected and they did better than I thought they would tbh

Hoodie guy was by far my favourite tho but Kingsley was rlly good too

Group 2 Daily Quest ee

Thier concept was really nice

The guy who opened the song had such a soulful voice I liked that

I liked everyone tbh not much to say

Sky's eye makeup is very pretty

Group 2 won as expected !!!! Gemini is so cute

Icb they're making me wait till next week for Ely and Ollie but alr 😭😭