#ASTRO tweet

[supremeromanticizer]

I think my new equivalent of “8th housers need to keep their plans private” is “I shouldn’t be seeking approval from others when I want to do something for personal gain and satisfaction.”

Like not disguising your need for external validation with yapping about life goals. I feel it’s too strict to say that you shouldn’t tell your plans to people but it depends on the kind of company you’re telling and what kind of information. Telling your best friend or your mom is not the same as telling some random you met twice.

I think 8th housers should keep a diary with their plans/goals laid out and just watch it unfold without consciously worrying about what others may think.

Don’t think just take action (but quietly)

[astrobei]

if thinking about grunge will byers is a disease i don’t want to get well

[boyrobott]

au of the 2009 movie where everything is exactly the same except when hamegg exposes astro as a robot, all the other kids are just like “yeah duh lmao are we supposed to be surprised or something?? we all called it from the second we met him when he was all ‘how do you do, fellow humans’. anyways we don’t give a fuck. we like astro and we’re keeping him”. and then this overwhelmingly positive reaction gives hamegg a miraculous split-second change of heart and makes him realize robots can feel real emotions after all. also it heals astro’s internalized roboticism. okay thank you and good night

[blueeb3rry]

it drama, it couple, it boy

[lokh]

me, approximately two decades too late: waow.... decode really DOES go hard

[nastyblasty]

📝

[ladysophiebeckett]

ysblf x astro poets

[violettierre]

I like this dude too he seemed to be a good brother to hibaru and terasu

[tokyohobi]

some people on twt have gone out of their way to make jokes and post memes about moonbin's death and i'm beyond disgusted. i'm not sure if they're just trolling and want clout or are actually being serious but it's still so wrong either way it goes. like even if you aren't a fan of astro at least have SOME decency and respect as a human. i don't understand how people can be so cruel and nasty...they seriously need a reality check and quick.

[supremeromanticizer]

This was an insane read bc why do I have most of these placements😭😭

[supremeromanticizer]

me, a shatabhisha moon, with a photography and videography account

some vedic astro observations ⋆𐙚₊˚⊹ ᡣ𐭩

- bharani and revati are the elephant yoni type. there may be an emphasis on the ears, these natives may be turned on by having their ears licked/nibbled on

- bharani is linked to vampires and may have natural fangs

- bharani can be more easily offended than they let on

- ashlesha often have fangs as well

- hasta often have many children. alexander hamilton, hasta moon, had 8 children.

eazy-e, another hasta moon, had 11 children

- ashwini often have very large or protruding eyes

- uttar ashadhas can have small foreheads

- chitra enjoys debating, roasting, etc and often "run their mouths"

- ardra often gets a job in I.T or something related to tech

- rahuvian natives are often naturally gifted with skills in photography

- aquarius arudha lagna may manifest as "skinny fat," slimmer limbs with a protruding belly, aquarius is called kumbh, which means a pot

- ashlesha can have a tendency to over eat

- krittika can be somewhat picky with what they eat

- martian women have sweet, pleasing voices

[melancholicstation]

HUSBAND JACK SCHLOSSBERG HEADCANONS 𓍼 𓇢𓆸

taglist: @remotewatch @bloxholden35 @kennediva @h-l-vlovesvintage @absurdlyvintage @chemicalw0rld @fortheloveofjos @kimcrystal123 @astro-vibes-bro @tsloverr-13

might make this into a couple of one-shots??

imagining WIFE!READER as an orion carloto type, who balances modelling and writing, and makes tiktoks in the same vain of alanabananaxox on tiktok (she's been my no.1 tiktoker since 2021) and sotce.

met wife!reader at a runway after party of an up and coming new york indie brand ( sandy liang, khaite, bode etc. )

proposes to you with the blythe doll you had been obsessing over, dressed in a wedding dress and hand-customised by a popular etsy dealer with quite a high rate like this girl on tt

encouraged by jack to do a ‘what’s in my ( miu miu joie leather ) bag’ video on tiktok to help campaign for kamala akin to this video of anne hathaway but with a different vibe.

jack is ultimate embarrassing hard launcher bofy, leaving in all his girlfriends giggles that come from his chaotic antics when filming his videos.

wife!reader loves to slather jack’s face in biologique recherche’s “masque vivant”, he complains that it smells like rotting meat😹😹😹😹😹.

jack would be always on that damn phone during your runway shows, recording each time you pass him by in the catwalk.

would be the absolute opposite of marriage-shy.

unpopular opinion this man would be asking about marriage, a solid 3 months in ( jfk and jackie married in a YEAR )

fucks UP a rotisserie chicken.

forwards you his tweets before and asks if they’re good enough to post.

smells like aesop musk and of herbal deodorant.

wife!reader buys rick owen’s black and white t-shirts and slacks for jack, and jack’s absolutely baffled when he learns the price tag.

love language is buying wife!reader drinks whenever and wherever they are: hot chocolate in central park, home-delivers you a sab benedetto sparkling water because he had a meeting at cipriani downtown, and always orders a polo bar punch for you prior to your arrival to your shared weekly dinner date at the polo bar on 55th st.

instigates a24 marathons on friday nights, much to the dismay of your prior night plans ( you are more of a criterion collection girl and have held a subscription since you were a freshman in college )

( clumsily ) slips lana del rey lyrics into sexting and dirty talk.

husband!jack and wife!reader texts go like this:

jack is horrific at low impact pilates, he needs to be near a body of water.

he wears your prized doublesoul x orion caroloto ‘lamb’ socks around your woodfloored high-rise despite your varied attempts at hiding them from him.

constantly frets over you during society galas, which is quite convenient due to your tempered social anxiety and your forgetful memory of high society etiquette.

immediately brings you to meet the family, for which you were completely unprepared for ( i’m imagining something reminder of that one story of meghan markle meeting princess kate middleton in ripped jeans and bare feet )

jack loves to wear your 100% cotton brandy melville pointelle tanks despite them being comically tiny for his frame.

would have an innocence kink.

he gets intensely flushed when called his proper full name: john bouvier kennedy schlossberg, wife!reader abuses this to the HIGHEST degree!!!

the first time he entered you apartment he was constantly paranoid of breaking anything because your house was littered with ceramics from brooklyn under-ground designers and clay lamb figurines.

he NEEDS his beauty Zzzzzzz or else.

plays with your very expensive westman atelier blushes like a toddler.

sickly devoted to you.

you both want to adopt a lamb despite living in a HIGH-RISE apartment.

sends pics captioned with anaïs nin lewd quotes.

he would think whole foods was stupidly over priced but would purchase his groceries there in spite of his opinions.

has hyperfixations on old-hollywood women which causes you to be snippy at him for exactly 2-3 hours ex. jack’s current hyper fixation on audrey hepburn being his doppelgänger.

wife!reader definitely participated in that egg cracking trend where girls would crack an egg on their boyfriends head.

would love caring for your hair and doing your curly girl hair routine if you had one.

wife!reader does small yet viral shoots for brands like mirror palais, the row, and loewe.

manhandles you ( lovingly ) without even trying.

mans is a chronic diptyque candle lighter.

loves to be coddled and cradled as a grown man…

plays with your van cleef stack before stage when he’s nervous about his speech landing correctly

uses his family connections to get his girl courted by the high-ticket fashion brands: schiaparelli, chanel, dior, yves saint laurent etc.

[wtf-scientific-papers]

Sandoval-Velasco et al. (2024)

Tweet thread by co-author Juan A. Rodríguez: "One prediction of this theory is that sufficiently dehydrating a tissue sample should make the chromosome architecture resilient. So we tried it. We took postmortem tissue, left it on the bench at room temperature, and watched the chromatin degrade. It was gone in 4 days.

"Then we repeated the experiment, but we dehydrated the tissue first. The architecture was fine. We left it at room temperature for a year. Still fine. Ran over it with a car, had a former Astros starting pitcher throw a fastball at it, fired a shotgun at it. Still fine."

The authors also made a music video.

[trapastrology]

Astro Observations W/ Aris!

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12H ruler in the 3H-naturally have an interest in folklore, conspiracy theories, & sci-fi. You don't reveal much unless asked a specific question. Usually has many hidden talents or accomplishments regarding singing, dancing, writing, skill with hands, etc

2H Sag & Mercury may have a prominent accent that they aren't aware of.

3H Venus/Libra Merc- soothing/calming singing or speaking voice.

2H ruler in 1H- Your brand is you. You can truly profit off of anything where the center of the brand is you. You also benefit more financially from showing your face.

2H Pluto- other ppl feel like you often don't deserve the things you have or the treatment you get from those who love and appreciate you. It could be someone who you feel like has everything and they'll still feel like you don't deserve anything and rather see someone else with what you have.

"Strangers are just friends you haven't met" - 11H/Aqua North Nodes

Sag and Pisces (esp pisces) North Nodes GREATLY benefit from having a gratitude journal being that they always look for the holes in their life instead of seeing the bigger picture.

1H Mars & 12H Mars- need to be with a partner or around a friend who is very protective of you being that you are more susceptible to being a target whether verbally or physically. You need a person who will stand up for you since you're usually the one standing up for others but left to defend urself.

Aqua/11H Chiron- ur individuality is your greatest gift. stop trying to conform and fit in, be you!

7H Gem/Venus Gem/7H ruler in 3H- love little things like reading to their partner/getting read to, reading/watching things tg and discussing it, running errands tg, writing notes/poetry to one another, going on walks, car rides, & deep conversations. The little things mean the most here!

Cap Venus/Rising/10H- timeless beauty is the best kind. They will benefit from going towards a more retro yet simple look. Classic red lipstick will be their bestfriend.

11H/Aqua Juno- in order for them to feel like their person is truly for them, they need to feel like that person is their BEST friend, if they can't show their weird sides comfortably, the partnership will fail eventually.

2H & 4H plmts tend to see the sides of ppl that most will never see due to their presence making other ppl extremely comfortable to be their real selves. Good and bad.

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[tiz-rabid]

Is that

Freaking

ASTRO!?

MY FAV BABY OMG I LOVE THEM SM I LOVE YOUR ART FINNA SCRAN THAT SHIT AOWBWIWBWKVEKE E

Astro

[niyasruledbyvenus]

Vedic Astro Tweets pt 3