#ASFDHG

[itwaslarryatfirstsight]

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[enden-k]

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii just wanted to say hello and that you're amazing!!

-👾🥀

oh, hello 💗 so are you !

[burningblake]

me as a casual watcher: asfdhg the maxton hall first kiss scene 🥵🥵

me as a gifmaker: of all—OF ALL—the fucking lightings you could have used, you chose a dark and yellow location?!? DO YOU HATE ME?

[allgremlinart]

I just want you to know I think about your alien biology Clark fic literally all the time, lives in my brain rent free <3

asfdhg thank you!! I think its like the second fanfic I've ever written so good to know it holds up. I'm just very passionate about alien Clark and alien fucker Bruce :) its a topic of interest to me..

[noirsvault]

I am vibrating in my seat asfdhg

Granblue Fantasy x My Hero Academia collab set to happen on the 12th January 2024

Browser Game Granblue Fantasy will host a Boku No Hero Academia/My Hero Academia from January 12th to January 25th 2024.

It will likely involve the BNHA cast being sent into the world of Granblue Fantasy. Those stories tend to be beginner friendly, so you don't need to know a lot about Granblue to get in.

The Story will be released in two parts: the first three chapters will be released the 12th and the next 3 chapters will be released the 18th.

Currently, the characters who have been announced to be in the event are Midoriya, Bakugo, Ochaco, Todoroki, and Tsuyu. More characters seems to be hinted to join the cast, however.

Playing this collab will grant you: -A Wind SSR Unit of Midoriya Izuku -A Fire SSR Unit of Bakugo Katsuki -A Mysterious Third SSR from a Character not revealed yet -A Light SSR All Might Summon -A Fire SSR Weapon themed after Bakugo's.

Gathering treasures in this type of event is done from playing the quest made available to you. Raids can be opened to the public, meaning higher levels player can and will help you without breaking a sweat, so don't hesitate to reach out for help.

Granblue is playable in English on any chromium based browser from this link forward.

[aromanticasterisms]

Marie did not like the beach.  The sand constantly shifted underfoot and somehow always, always ended up in her joints. She hated the feeling (what little there was, anyway) of the grit in her hands, her ankles, her knees, her elbows, and combing it out of her hair was always a nightmare. Not to mention how terrible it was to have wet sand dry over her hands, encrusting her fingers and leaving her barely able to move them.

Suffice to say she was not entirely thrilled by the idea of a family outing to the beach. But Mal and Xu Li had been excited at the prospect of visiting the ocean when Madame Red had brought it up, and Marie figured the sandy hell would be better than being left at home alone.

Some of the other gods would also be there, and Marie desperately hoped that included Cardmaster. At least she could have someone to suffer with, and to complain to.

The trip had started out alright. The beach itself wasn’t terrible to look at, and the ocean stretching off into the horizon, catching the sun’s rays was a little breathtaking. Or, it would be, if Marie had any breath to take. They had met up with some of the other gods and got the usual semi-awkward hellos out of the way before setting up. Madame planted herself under a particularly shady umbrella after making sure Xu Li and Mal were properly prepared and sending them on their way.

The sisters in question wasted little time searching the beach for shells and the like, and Marie accompanied them for a while at Xu Li’s request before the sand started getting to her. She excused herself and hobbled over to where Madame Red was sitting in order to clean the grit accumulating in her ankles.

As she did, she glanced around the beach for Cardmaster. She was sure she had spotted them when everyone had said their hellos. They wouldn’t have just left, would they? Her heart sank at the idea.

Marie perked up when she finally spotted the familiar shade of Cardmaster’s hair. She quickly fixed her foot and made her way over…

To find them encased from the neck down in sand.

She blinked at them in stunned silence for a while. “Wow. What happened to you?”

Cardmaster turned their head as much as they could and offered her a bright smile. “I drew the card of Encase Myself In Sand!”

Marie made a face. “Did you really?”

“Maybe,” they said with all the smugness in the world.

Marie had no idea what had actually happened but her first instinct was to support them. Even if it involved that much sand. She shuddered to imagine herself in their place, so she shook the thoughts from her head instead.

“Do you need help getting out or anything?”

“Hm? Oh, no! I’m actually pretty comfy right now.”

“Can’t relate,” Marie said without thinking, hugging her arms to herself.

“Marie?”

Glancing up from where she’d been glaring at the ground, Marie saw a look of concern on Cardmaster’s face. She sighed, letting her shoulders droop with the motion.

“It’s nothing serious,” she said. “I’m just not too fond of sand.” She popped off her forearm for emphasis, letting some that had somehow gathered in her elbow fall back to the ground.

“Ah,” Cardmaster nodded. “Is there anything I can do to help? I can’t really—get to my cards right now, but…”

Marie let out a little laugh. “No, it’s alright. I can deal with it, it’s just annoying. How about you? Do you need anything?”

They let out a thoughtful hum. “Kinda thirsty,” they admitted after a while.

“I’ll go grab something for you,” she laughed. “You have any preference?”

“Surprise me!”

She gave a double thumbs up as she headed over to a small building near the entrance of the beach that sold refreshments. There was a moment where she wished she could actually try the things being displayed, but she shook her head. She couldn’t, and that was that, but she could at least get her friend something they enjoyed.

Marie spotted Ielo and Flame sitting in the shade outside the building, Flame’s face twisted in horror as Ielo bit into some ice cream with a neutral expression. Ielo met her eyes, and Marie gave a smile and a little wave as she stepped up to the counter.

Figuring that, despite how funny it might be, handing Cardmaster a glass full of sand would be pretty mean, Marie ordered them an actual drink and brought it over to them.

They perked up as they heard her crunching across the sand, and tried in vain to twist around to face her. Marie let out a little laugh and stepped around so she could look them in the eye.

“What did you get?”

“Dragonfruit,” she said, holding out the drink so they could reach the straw.

They hummed in appreciation as they tried it. “That’s pretty good!”

Marie stayed with Cardmaster long after they had finished their drink, talking, laughing about the other gods’ activities, and joking about what plans they could execute at the next event.  

But despite Cardmaster’s good company, Marie could feel the heat slowly becoming overwhelming. She felt doubly cooked between the sun itself and the sand reflecting its blazing rays. She closed her eyes a moment longer than a blink, hoping for a moment’s peace.

“You okay?”

She blinked herself out of her reverie and looked up at Cardmaster, who was propping their chin up on the sand in front of them.

“Yea, I just think the sun’s getting to me a bit,” she frowned. “Will you be okay if I head off? I’m gonna try to get out of the heat but I don’t want you to fry or anything.”

“I think I should be alright?”

“Are you sure? I could steal one of Madame’s spare sunhats for you if you want.”

“…That might be nice, actually.”

Marie nodded and hurried over to retrieve one of the items in question. Madame Red raised a brow at her but returned Marie’s smile nonetheless.

She returned to Cardmaster and plopped the hat unceremoniously on their head.

“Oh, thanks! Good luck avoiding the heat. And all the sand.”

“Thank you, Cardmaster. Have fun,” she chuckled as she headed back to the small refreshments building to return their glass.

She lingered in the shade for a while, allowing the heat to seep from her as she watched the goings on along the beach.

Xu Li was working on a surprisingly realistic and detailed sand castle—or maybe a sand citadel?—and adorning it with some assorted shells. Mal was sitting not too far away, showing her newest finds to General Min.  Mahogany seemed to be talking with Calypso. Ielo was now crunching on a popsicle with Flame side-eyeing them with disdain. Others were scattered about, but Marie’s gaze was drawn to the far end of the beach, where a lone figure stood.

She realized with a start that she recognized the figure. Not in a oh I’ve seen them in passing at one of Mahogany’s parties sort of way, but in an instant sort of recognition that came with living with someone for years.

It was Ms. Match.

She hadn’t been invited, Marie figured. She never was; she just showed up whenever there was chaos to be made and fun to be had. But now, she just seemed to be…staring out at the ocean, unmoving. Marie absently wondered how long she’d been there.

So, once she had sufficiently cooled off, she stood and headed to the far end of the beach.

As she walked, the sky above her slowly shifted from a bright afternoon blue to a vibrant sunset orange. Maybe a quirk of the beach, or maybe Ms. Match’s doing? Either way, Marie continued walking. But no matter how long she walked, Ms. Match stayed the same distance away, staring off into the horizon.

Marie stopped, letting out a huff of frustration. How was she getting sand all the way up in her knees? She marched over to some rocks off to the side and plopped down to dump it out.

“Hello, Ms. Match,” she called half-heartedly, wondering if she could even hear her with how far away she was.

“Why, hello, Marie!” At once Ms. Match was standing nearer, hands clasped in front of her. Of course she could hear her. When had she ever obeyed the laws of physics? “What a pleasant surprise!”

“You did know we were all coming to the beach,” she said flatly.

“Yes, but I didn’t think you would visit! I very rarely get visits when I stand here.”

She paused her cleaning. “Is that on purpose?”

Ms. Match hummed thoughtfully, sounding like a swarm of bees. “Sometimes! I do enjoy, as the kids say, vibing on my own, but it does tend to get a bit lonesome.”

Marie nodded, not responding as she wiped away some excess sand.

“Are you enjoying yourself on the beach?”

“Mm, sorta. Cardmaster’s here, so that’s fun, but…there’s not a whole lot for me to do. I hate the sand, I can’t eat, and I don’t exactly want to go swimming after that one time with the barnacles,” she shuddered. It had been a weird magic accident, sure, but Marie was still a bit on the fence about swimming after that.

A moment passed where Marie reattached her leg. She looked up at Ms. Match, who smiled at her brightly.

“Would you like to see some crabs?”

“What?”

“Crabs. Would you like to see them?”

“I—Yea, sure.”

Ms. Match led her down the beach, where the sand seemed to vanish and give way to a more rocky terrain.  A little further, and there were…tide pools? Maybe that was the name, Marie wasn’t exactly an expert.

Ms. Match pointed, and Marie saw them. Crabs. There were quite a number of them scuttling about, red shells glinting in the sunset lighting.

The two of them crouched there for a while, watching the crustaceans and listening to the crashing of the waves.  

“Thanks,” Marie said at last.

“Of course!” Ms. Match responded cheerfully. “Would you like to go back?”

“Yea. Yea, I think so.”

They walked back to the beach in comfortable quiet. Marie paused at the divide between the rocks and sand to say goodbye to Ms. Match before continuing on her way.

When she finally returned to the beach proper, the sky still its vibrant orange hue, most of the gods seemed to have packed up and left. Marie spotted Madame Red and General Min sitting at the tables in front of the building she had visited earlier, talking and listening to Xu Li and Mal describe their adventures.

And, of course, Cardmaster was still stuck in their pillar of sand.

“Having fun?” she asked as she approached.

“I was ‘til most everyone up and left,” they huffed.

“…Do you need help getting out now?”

“Yes, please.”

Marie knocked on the hardened sand, her hand giving a dull thunk. “I’ll see if I can find a trowel or something to break through this.”

“Thank you.”

It took quite a bit of time and effort, but eventually Marie managed to free Cardmaster from their sandy prison. They pat themself down, trying to get rid of the remaining loose sand. Marie barely stifled a laugh at the sight of Cardmaster in one of her mom’s hats. They looked up and seemed to take the hint, whisking it off and heading over to where Madame was sitting.

As the two of them walked, Marie frowned down at her hands, feeling the accursed grit working its way into her joints.

“Did you get sand in your hands?”

“Yes,” she frowned, grumbling as she began twisting at one of her fingers. “I hate getting it out of here it’s so much harder to do with one hand—”

Cardmaster cut her off by placing a hand over hers. “Hey. Let me help.”

“I—okay.”

As they returned the hat to Madame Red, Xu Li bounced excitedly and waved at Marie. She sat down at one of the tables with a smile.

“Hi, Marie!” Xu Li signed with a bright smile. Mal gave a little wave.

“Hi, you two. Did you have fun?”

They both nodded, Xu Li a bit more enthusiastically as she began recounting what the two of them had done.

As Marie watched her begin to describe exactly what she had been building before, Madame sharing a fond look and soft smile with Min behind them, Cardmaster sat next to her and worked on getting the sand out of her hands.

With her friend and family around her, and the setting sun turning the ocean shades of red and orange, Marie took a moment to reflect. Sure, she still didn’t like the beach, and yea she would be dealing with the sand the whole way home, but this moment of quiet was nice. Maybe the trip hadn’t been so terrible after all.

[sunmommi]

he IS posessed by tae?

[sherlock-is-ace]

4 and 19 for the Granada Holmes asks 😊

yay! thanks! <3

4 - What’s your favorite headcanon? Don’t have one? Make one up! Bi Watson, gay ace Holmes is the main one ofc. I can't think of anything right now lol the only thing that's comming to mind (but it isn't a headcanon) is this whole AU we came up with @bendedwillow and @sullyvits for a Moriarty-Milverton mix as the ultimate villain (mind you, it's a long post lol)

19 - Favorite comedic moment. The blanket moment in The Musgrave Ritual <3 That scene in The Priory School (I think) where Watson is so hungry and Holmes keeps ignoring him and then when they finally get some food, it tastes horrible ksjhgs. Speaking of horrible food, the stew in The Hound of the Baskervilles asfdhg

Also this moment.

Granada Holmes Asks

[egosynk]

sir plEASE do not give me any ideas because I will 1000% sit in bed and marathon all the 10mph's for 2 days straight 🥴

i mean if i lived alone i would probably do exactly that asfdhgs

my attention span is bad so i can watch only like two in a row and then have to do something else for a while but it’s fun

[btswritings-blog]

~ghost~

genre: smut and horror i guess?

Summary: After he died and became a demon, he couldn't help but start messing with people, but one girl caught his eye, making him start to inhabit in her house, until one night he had enough of being invisible to her. He wanted her to finally see him.

Warning: (i’m not even joking this is so dirty, i’m going to hell) dom!tae, sub!reader, daddy/master!kink, degradation, choking, creampie,and i don't even know anymore.

You shivered as you felt cold breaths blow on the nape of your neck, these familiar breaths you’ve been sensing for months. Taehyung chuckles and puckers up his lips to release another one of his cold breaths. After he realized that he wanted to spend the rest of immortal life watching you, and be with you, he decided to start to drop hints to you that you weren’t particularly living alone in your small house. 

He was relieved when he found out that you believed in the supernatural world, believed that there were creatures like him, ghosts, spirits, whatever you wanna call them. Taehyung did everything he could to make you realize and you were catching up on what was happening in your house and to yourself. Sometimes you place things in your bedroom and they end up in your living room, other times you’d feel long, slender fingers trailing from your nape down your spine and to your lower back. You felt him, you felt him with you and you sometimes even poured your heart out to him, you knew that who ever would see you would think you’re a crazy girl as you looked like you were talking to the void, but something in your gut told you that you weren't talking to no void, but you were talking to a ghost.

Taehyung used to smile warmly whenever you’d enter the first door and greet the air with a cute ‘hello’, knowing exactly that you were talking to him. He didn't make his presence obvious by turning into human form, but he thought i’d be better to just drop hints so he could make you feel comfortable when he revealed himself to you.

He knew you so well, he knew everything about you, and he also knew that you had no problem with him knowing that since you would be the one spilling all your secrets to him. 

What he also knew were, your dirty, little secrets. He used to watch you, watch how  whimpers and moans leave the lips that he longed to kiss whenever your small fingers reached down to rub over your clothed clit. Taehyung’s breath used to quicken whenever he watched you delicately pleasuring yourself, making his lips dry up as his breath used to quicken with each moan of yours. But what drove him crazy was your pleads for him to please you. What turned him on even more was your sweet little lips calling out for him to give you something, to help you chase your high, he could remember some of your familiar phrases you used, 

“P-please help me cum.. wherever you are.. whatever you are.. please..”

“Daddy, i’m your good girl please give me permission to cum..” 

“I need you so bad.. let me see you.. let me please you, p-please..”

Today, he had enough of your teasing. You were purposefully walking around in nothing but a pair of shorts that tightly clung onto you and a tank top, that clearly showed your cleavage. It was starting to get dark outside, the sun setting and the moon starting to make an appearance, being surrounded with little constellation stars. Taehyung’s tongue rolled to the side of his inner cheek as he closely watched you continue on carrying with your teasing. He sighs, deciding to use his powers to make himself come into human form, his long figure now clearly visible sitting besides you.

You gasp, loudly, as your hands fly to your mouth in both shock as the presence you’ve been feeling for months is finally seen. He was,Beautiful. Perfect. Handsome. Ethereal.  “Oh my..oh god..” you find yourself stuttering out shakily, still looking at the surprisingly handsome demon that has been possessing your house for the past couple of months. Taehyung’s eyebrows frown as you mention the superior name that is totally opposite of his nature.

“Hey..” he mumbles out with a small smirk, holding himself back from laughing at your reaction, but he couldn't blame you, he knew what a charmer he truly is.

The squeak that left from your parted lips contrasted clearly with his tone of voice, his was low and deep while yours was high and pitched, of course from shock. You knew about him, but you didn't think he’d be like, this.

He suddenly turns to you, leaning into your face as your noses touch, “do you realise, how much, i’m done with your fucking teasing baby..?” he deeply mutters out against your lips, making you blush at the pet name as you found yourself leaning in even forward. After all these nights calling for him, he’s finally here. 

“You should show me how done you are..” you reply back with a smirk, you couldn't deny the fact how daring you were, ironically, this is the most daring thing one could possibly do.. welcoming and talking to a demon. Taehyung loved that. He loved your confidence, which is probably the main reason he decided to stick around. 

A hum leaves his lips before he places his big hands to your hips, easily hosting you up on his lap as he eagerly pressed his lips on yours. It was a fast, needy kiss, as if you both were making up for teasing each other so much during the past years. He gently pulls on your bottom lip as his fingers work their way up to nape, pushing you even closer to his body as he pressed himself against you. You could already feel something hard poking your thighs, which made you pull away with a mischievous grin “Hard already?” you softly coo in his ear, which made him chuckle breathlessly and suddenly you find yourself thrown over his shoulders as he trudged his way upstairs to the room you sinned in so much, your bedroom.  

“You think i didn't see you, hmm? You think i don't see the way your little fingers work in yourself, don't see the way you arch your back up when you get the slightest touch on your g-spot? You think i dont hear your pleads for me to just lay a hand on your pretty little pussy? I heard and saw it all.. heard how you moaned for me to touch you and to fuck you senseless, kitten. You’re that desperate for cock that you’re willing to let a demon fuck you, slut?” 

You whimpered at his filthy words as you rubbed your thighs together to gain some friction, in which he didn't approve of, making him smack you thigh. “From now on.. it’s my rules, baby, understand..?” he mutters deeply in your ear, making you shiver in submissiveness and nod.

“Yes..” you timidly reply back, which made him darkly chuckle

“Did you forget what you used to call me?” 

“Daddy..” you shyly whisper which made him let out a sigh at the word, rewarding you back by mumbling out a ‘good girl’ before he started to press gentle kisses all over your neck and jaw, his actions were gentle, but his intentions were nothing but rough and dirty.

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asfdhg should i make part two?? lemme know! 

[sunnygang]

nut

[deusuprema]

gentle reminder u are quality

GENTLE REMINDER THAT YOU’RE AMAZING ……………

[millefleuv]

14, 18, 20, 8 FOR MEL AND G AND M!

asfdhg

14. Do they know which way east is? 

Giorgia: What a stupid question.

Morgana: Of course I do.

Melanie: What?

18. How many different knots can they tie? 

Melanie: I’m not really into this but if you want…

Giorgia: Enough to restrain the enemy.

Morgana: Ugh… Maybe two…

20. If they saw a zebra, what would their reaction be? 

Morgana: What’s a zebra?

Giorgia: It’s just a horse. Nothing big.

Melanie: I would pretend to be a prince on the horse and take G far away to the dreamland. Wink wink.

8. What gif describes their life?

Morgana

Giorgia

Melanie

[k3rnelpan1c]

samnites replied to your photo “http://screencrush.com/rami-malek-mr-robot-season-4-ending/ ...”

the amusing thing about this is both of them are producers on the show lol

you think the people paying for the show to be made would know when its ending LOL 

right? asfdhg but it seems like they trust Sam with decision-making which is nice to know.

[bareisyo]

asfdhg asdas

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[darlingfreddie]

I think you'd be exactly the same cuz you don't seem like the kind of person to put on an act for your followers.

Hm interesting 🤔 you're right tho asfdhg