#ASDFGHJKL WHOMST

[masquenoire]

smash or pass + rorschach >:)

Send Smash or Pass + a name and my muse will say if they would smash or pass on that person.

"What the hell is wrong with you people!? Do I look like a fucking hobosexual!?!?" Roman screamed. Rorschach!? Oh, they could not be serious. "First, I ain't even seen the guy's face - not that I'd ever want to, because do you know how much that guy stinks?? I've gotten my hands elbow-deep in a man's guts to pull them out while he's still alive and screamin' but the stench of that motherfucker... give him an acid bath first, then I might think about smashing. Smashing his head in with a baseball bat!" Did he care that probably wasn't the right term for hobosexual? Not in the slightest, but Rorschach was somebody he was going to give a hard pass on big time.

[oculusxcaro]

-gives u a grimace milkshake-

"Ahh, no thanks, ummm..." Khare's rambling trails off as the cup is shoved into her hands, feeling delightfully cool to the touch. Her nose wrinkles a little, both at the incredibly sweet aroma emanating through the plastic top and that it was given to her by a complete stranger. Thoughts of drugging immediately runs through her mind, of falling asleep only to wake up strapped to a chair, inside a cell but... nobody would be so stupid as to attempt such a thing in public, right? She looks down at the shake in her hands. She's heard people raving about this, the unnaturally purple liquid topped with a frothy layer of cream. She hadn't much time to get used to the sweetness of things in America before... everything, and had no idea what it was even meant to taste like other than being, well... sweet. Well, here goes nothing. Khare cautiously uncaps the shake, a blob of cream catching on her fingers while doing so. She tries that first and it's... almost synthetic, if that was a word. There was barely a hint of cream, not like the shakes at Pauli's. The purple liquid similarly tastes of disappointment, her tastebuds scratching as though trying to deduce a flavour in the same manner that drunk blind men would argue about the colour of the sunset. Either way it made her lips pucker, whatever taste there was cloying unpleasantly upon her tongue.

"Yeah no, that's gonna be a miss from me. Maybe next time."

[favvnsongs]

no okay but forreal like. how much of that is tucker or esigma or like. whatever fractured exhausted wreckage epsilon has left of himself lmao ;___;

[chiropterx]

It's the freaking bat!

He'd long since overheard the noisy intruders fast approaching his roost, the sound of their voices echoing through the night skies which in turn drowned out the symphony of the sprawling city around them. He'd been none too pleased at receiving such loud company, slinking further into the shadows overhead with a soft growl at the sound of boisterous banter. Had they continued moving on, he might have stayed exactly where he was, content to rest his wings and allow the wind to ruffle his fur but instead they'd stayed, chattering amongst themselves in words he struggled to comprehend and cared nothing for; the din of their voices was too chaotic and enmeshed, too unpleasant a choir for him to understand what they wanted here. Another growl slipped from his fanged maw, this time being the sound overheard by his unwelcome guests. They paused mid-chatter, becoming blessedly quiet for a second before one of them, who had the loudest laughter, wondered what the hell that sound was. Irritated by their presence, Man-Bat reared up to his full height, plunging the trio into darkness with the span of his wings. They saw it first before they saw him, pointing at the blob of shadow that vaguely resembled a human stature if not for the ears sticking straight up, and yelled out loud it's the freakin' bat! That was enough, not for Batman but Man-Bat who launched himself off the roof with an earsplitting screech and dove headfirst towards the men who now understood perfectly clear just how much they'd overstayed their welcome. Grinning gargoyles looked on from overheard as the loudest was sent flying, his hefty figure grasped and lifted into the air by long, strong toes before being tossed aside like a doll that no longer had the attention of its young owner. His buddies did not hang around to see what would happen next, the sound of their horrified screams fading into the night before their injured comrade shuffled after them, wheezing in breathless tones not to be left behind with a monster. Satisfied they'd been suitably chastised, Man-Bat returned to his perch with a snort, chittering unhappily to the gargoyles who looked on in approving silence. His ears twitched at the sound of a siren wailing far away in the distance, not the first he'd heard that night but far from the last before sunrise.

[flxtchcr]

“Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?” 👀

Send Riley A Bad Pick-Up Line

“Well maybe they are. And I suppose you’re gonna do something about that?”

[awesomemaple]

Btw don't listen to the kristanna blog. Its perfectly fine to headcanon and develop the frozen characters how we want in fic since Disney did a poor job

oh hi, i dont think you sent this to the right person cuz i don’t even write fic? lol you have me confused w someone else, buddy

[bathroom-sand]

is haleigh your icon? :)

as a matter of fact… yes, my QUEEN and winner of bb20, Haleigh Brochure™ is my icon. 

[aegisframed]

ummm twilight did a lot of stuff wrong but i think we can all agree rosalie’s backstory was amazing 

[dmbakura]

I’d love to hear your thoughts on DmC if you feel like sharing asdfghjkl

(I haven't finished the vergil's downfall dlc yet but I don't think it's gonna give me any earth shattering revelations about the plot so anyways) I guess I should list whatever positives I can think of along with the negatives. WHOMST READY FOR AN ESSAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY

Positives:

gameplay and level design is good. some bosses suck. there's one great boss fight (bob barbas) that, if the rest of the game reached that level of creativity it would have been way better. it's an aiight game overall with decently fun mechanics and weapons

the setting is mildly interesting. I do like the dystopian punk mass media surveillance state it had going on and wish more was done with it

idk that's it really

Negatives:

to expand on above, it really just didn't do much with the world it established. in the second half of the game any worldbuilding it had going on becomes second to the family drama they try and shoehorn in to make it more like the actual dmc games. which I really don't understand because they seem to want to establish this as its own thing and yet?

dante and vergil's dynamic is so fucking bad. they have no chemistry. I don't understand why they try and set up this rivalry when neither of them even properly remember it. It just doesn't work, and it especially feels off given they're allies for 90% of the game. None of their interactions come off naturally and their showdown at the end feels forced as hell

vergil's character is baffling. it's like they took one look at his canon counterpart and said "ah yes he's the order man" which is a very shallow reading of canon vergil's character. as such, the reboot version of him comes off as a really gross misinterpretation. and fine it has no connection to the canon material, but the character still shouldn't be completely unrecognizable. and they also give him similar story beats to canon vergil which now make very little sense given the new context. would it not have been more fitting for him to be some kind of rogue hacker out for his own gain instead of a vigilante justice type character with a skewed idea of order? or for him and dante to be at odds? they might have played better off each other that way instead of their stiff interactions as "allies" in the game, where they're forced to get along to face a greater threat, and this also might have made their fight have more weight. also, he doesn't fucking do shit in this game until the very last battle.

really all the characters suck. dante is only barely tolerable at points because he has shades of nero in him. kat is... The Girl. mundus is laughably bad and I don't get the attempt at humanizing him. I feel like he's not hard to write. mundus has such weight in the og games because he doesn't have much characterization. he's this omnipresent god like figure that you mostly SEE the aftermath of and gain the full context of his complete and utter EVIL through people like vergil who were destroyed by him. DmC mundus just tells you he's a 'god' (and also his human alias is """kyle""" what the everloving fuck) like that's supposed to mean anything. I think that's the problem with basically all the characters tbh. they just Tell you what they are instead of Showing it.

it's probably been said before but the tone is so edgy and in a completely terrible way that lacks any charm and doesn't at all try to endear itself. it's mean spirited on a meta level ("not in a million years") and relies on shock value for a lot of its story beats. there's an uncomfortable amount of misogyny/understated homophobia in the game too. every single woman in this game is referred to as a whore at some point. kat's entire character is written to be this sad abused girl with no agency, even throwing in an offhand "oh my dad molested me" out of nowhere. there's a scene where mundus rapes (?) his blonde henchwoman. there's a scene where the evil newscaster calls dante a "known sexual deviant" with a wink wonk kinda face and given the context of the scene it feels like a jab at actual dante (who the devs of this game called a "gay cowboy" derogatorily). this game is CRUSTY.

I hAvE TeRAByTES oF pLAnS We CanT LeT MuNDuS GeT HiS hAnDS On (vergil what the fuck does that MEAN)

[dragthemcu]

i hate how people glorify steeb rogers. he's a boring, vanilla, sub-par character. steeb in the movies, he's got this rep for being so nice (and that's not boring - rather its application in the movies is) because steeb doesn't really see the best in people, he doesn't really sit down in civil bore esp. to see how his actions and 'morals' effect other people. he's very confident in in the avongers abilities to the point its arrogant and i hate it

Steeb: avengers are #1

Anyone: hey remember that time y'all almost got a city destroyed, or the time y'all did the Most™ and guided a huge space robot shark through NYC and probably killed a lot of people????

Steeb: whomst????

[masquenoire]

Roman, don't you know you're not supposed to stick your dick in crazy?

“Doesn’t count if you don’t have a dick...”

[gatecoeur]

🏆 This is the Amazing Person Award 🏆 ✨💚 Once you are given this award you are supposed to paste it in the ask of eight different people, who, in your opinion, deserve it. If you break the chain nothing will happen, but it is sweet to know someone thinks you’re amazing inside and out 💚✨

{ holy fucc it’s a wild anon }{ asdfghjkl;’;lkjhgfdsasdfgh WHOMST }

i’m gonna be tagging 8 beautiful souls who deserve follows instead because asks are a bnitch sometimes anyways.

@huntingbounties, @agentjjkelly, @agentsterling, @tomorrowneverdiies, @stormscbrewing, @bronzebastion, @onlylivinboy, @iamdarcylewis

love you all uwu

[favvnsongs]

casually over here losing my entire goddamn mind over galactic horde catra nbd nbd nbd ;__;

[dontdowhatisayandnobodygetshurt]

i have absolutely no idea what pokemon your new icon pic is but i just need you to know it brings me much joy and serotonin 😌......

......also this is tianna btw i switched up my blog a lot a bit

ASDFGHJKL when I saw your blog on my dash I was like "???? :O whomst???" but then I checked your bio and "whomst???" became "TIANNA MY BELOVED" 💖💖💖💖💖 I love the new look!!!!! tho I will miss seeing your beautiful face pop up in my notifications like pure sunshine!! :'D

The Pokemon is Quagsire!!! :D and I've been searching for it's Mystery Dungeon sprites for SO LONG and I finally found them and am going to change its mood to fit my current mood, so y'all can look forward to seeing many Moods Of Squishy Water Bean!! XD 💙💙💙 It has 0 braincells like me and I love it so much I feel spiritually attached to it :’)

[arentwelost]

reactions to the bnha: heroes rising film

spoilers alert !

(i risked coronavirus to go to the cinema for this but no regrets because we all want to die anyway oof-)

the film was very 1a centred & that’s gr8 and all especially since we got to witness the bond they had between them & just. how incredibly amazing their teamwork is

but i really ,,, miss,,, aizawa (my fave, my tru love)

he had a total of 3 (?) scenes, each of them lasting like less than 10 secs - even toshinori had more scenes than that : (

but you know who even had less screen time (aka none),,, our boy,,, the valid purple son,,,, shinsou hitoshi : (

the person who had the most screen time was this new villain called nine and i really wanna yell begone thot at him because he was like “i want to create a utopia where the powerful rules” and i was like thinking,, yo that shit sounds like capitalism & neoliberalism

his character design was really pretty, but it didn’t make up for his ideology that came outta nowhere with no backstory - so it was really hard to empathise/sympathise

what makes a villain good is 1) sufficient backstory 2) being so damn predictable and familiar that you actually prefer them over every other new villain because better the devil you know than the devil you don’t know

anyway, what really slaps is kacchan’s fuckin character development !!

lil gremlin is still gremlin but ,, he’s working with other kids,, he’s minimising damage done to the area while fighting villains,, there was a scene of him all calm and shit while eavesdropping on izuku and katsuma (which once again proves that most of his anger is just a front he puts up in front of other people rather than a perpetual state, and ya know what, i love that introvertedness that he has),,, him being protective over the bakusquad and not blasting kaminari for teasing him,,, he and izuku fighting together like a hero duo ,,,, eye-

this movie really said bakugo character development hUH

anyway in the beginning when endeavour showed up and dabi and endeavour had this whole showdown with their fire quirks and we got this close up of endeavour’s thicc thighs and i was like :           ) we don’t stan for this here but at the same time i was like @ hawks damn ur daddy really be like that, huH

which reminds me of my whole spiel about dabi/hawks and endeavour/hawks : ‘ ) 

but yea. dabi was unfairly attractive and i just want death to consume me

okay so the plot was like,, the hero commission (aka the dodgy ass institution): how about sending the 1a kids to an island where there are no active heroes ??

so the 1a kids get yeeted off to an island,, and they are having fun helping the locals out !! (this is the wholesome content we all deserve)

jirou and yaomomo asdgjhskgjahkj

kacchan who stays at home the entire day because he’s on ~villain duty~ and there weren’t any villains so he just sits at home and read manga asdfghjkl that’s a hard Mood

kirishima looking like the cutie he is eye-

the bakusquad teasing kacchan by calling him “kacchan of bakugo”

how is maharo & katsuma so damn cute *angery fists*

but izuku really be adopting children left and right hUh

dadmight and dadzawa whomst i only know dadku

ochako & tsuyu are so cute wtf eye-

these villains are overpowered af wtf

wow i love 1a having each other’s backs their teamwork,, was ,,, so good,,, so smooth ,,, (*whispers* poly 1-a anyone ??)

everyone be losing until kacchan comes blasTing in, saving kirishima & kaminari with sheer determination and stubbornness and manages to defeat one (1) villain

not going to lie though i feel like mummy got done dirty like that

but i like the little nod to the provisional exam arc

the inflated izuku mahoro projected was the Cutest

anyway what really clapped was you know,, both izuku and kacchan being the smort cookies they are: “DIDN’T I TELL YOU THAT ONCE I’VE SEEN YOU USE IT, I HAVE A WAY OF COUNTERING IT?!" 

like oof

also i love how izuku is established as the image of hope (the saviour) and kacchan is established as the image of victory (the victor) - this whole “win to save” and “save to win” really got laid down really heavily

but we’re all hoes for that i guess

touga in her winter gear !!! eye-

yaomomo delivering the Goods (i.e. the cannons) 

a o y a m a : (

the moment i realised that tokoyami was in the cave, i knew the villain there was Done For 

i haven’t forgotten our resident eldritch abomination, dark shadow, y’all

i just ?? love ?? mina ???? so much ??????

ngl i didn’t know chimera was literally a chimera until this part i just thought he one big furry

oof

that flashback to endeavour’s advice when shouto was fighting chimera ?? the symBoLisM wow

shouto being able to rationally separate endeavour the hero and endeavour the shitty dad & using the advice endeavour gave him to empower himself -

- wipes tears

sero and ochako getting blasted away really badly by nine,,, and izuocha happens but we’ve all seen that before

it is kacchan,, ,, being protective of sero when he got yeeted,,,,, that is the Point 

THE BEST PART ABT THE SECOND LAST FIGHT WAS LITERALLY BKDK BEING SO IN SYNC WITH EACH OTHER’S MOVES THAT THEY WERE FIGHTING LIKE A HERO DUO ??

LIKE IZUKU KICKING THE VILLAIN, REBOUNDING OFF THE SHIELD,, AND THEN FLYING OFF JUST FOR KACCHAN TO GRAB IZUKU’S HAND AND FLING HIM BACK AT THE VILLAIN FOR A SECOND ATTACK

THE WHOLE HANDHOLDING THING IS STARTING TO COME OUT AS A MOTIF

AND I JUST WOW ,,, BKDK,, (platonic or romantic or otherwise) OUT HERE,, HOLDING HANDS AS EQUALS,,, SYMBOLIC OF THEIR CHANGING RELATIONSHIP,,,,

s h o u j i : ( protecting mahoro and katsuma with his body : ( big cuddle boy doesn’t deserve this pain !!!

don’t think i didn’t notice the film using the same bgm as the kamino rescue

it draws such a powerful parallel ??  back then it was kacchan who needed to be ‘saved'  but now it’s kacchan doing the saving & the winning - once again, such character development asdfghjkl

this film,, making me appreciate kaminari 10x more

also fellas is it gay to stare at your rival and being able to communicate non-verbally

bkdk detroit smashing the storm together & making a damn fucking hole in the stratosphere like all might,, dispelling the damn storm and letting sunlight filter in ?? that was some really obvious symbolism but regardless,,,, wow

this is the part where the whole twin stars motif really came right in kicking our houses down

kacchan breaking both of his arms because of one for all & all i can think of is ,, izuku,, stop sharing your bone breaking juice with people

i’m just thinking about how people @ izuku: wtf how do you deal with this bone breaking bs all the time

and izuku, pure bean: oh yea haha i thought it was normal ?? like everyone has to get used to their quirks like this ??

a concept: quirkless izuku not understanding how quirks are supposed to feel

anyway, dadmight cradling izuku in his arms only to leave kacchan a metre away ?? favouritism that we’re all here for

izuku : ( apologising : ( for : ( being : ( a : ( bad : ( successor : (

i just want to shake izuku’s shoulders & tell him that he did super well and that he shouldn’t be ashamed of himself and that he deserves everything good in this world

also imagine being so gremlin that all the one for all predecessors were like "nope we’re not dealing with this gremlin child, we prefer the pure broccoli” 

disappointed that hawks didn’t get enough screentime

but we got some hawks & tokoyami and ryuukyuu & ochako time

kacchan ~conveniently~ forgetting what happened ?? i smell something fishy

our local crusty boy shows up & ahh yes, there it is - the close up shot that like to remind us that he needs to Moisturise

everytime i see red shoes on shigs i just think about the parallels between shigs and izuku and my heart breaks all over again

the scene where shouto got hugged super uncomfortably by endeavour ?? oof. the entire cinema just simultaneously laughed and heard the shouuuuutooooo

katsuma being like like “i’m going to become a hero like deku & bakugo !” and kacchan’s acting all cool and shit, telling him “you better” while izuku is like “katsuma, you can become a hero !! we’ll wait for you at ua !!” because he saw himself in katsuma and wanted to be the person he wanted someone to be for him when he was young

breaking my own heart like this

imagine the first years in ten years though

they’re just going to be a bunch of teenagers izuku or 1-a saved or adopted

and they’re going to give aizawa so many more grey hairs than the current 1-a

[quintessential-magpie]

🍄 Okay, so

A couple of days ago, I found this cool-looking fungi on a log

Pretty awesome right?

Well, thanks to a very lovely person on Tumblr (@asdfghjkl-jasmine, thanks!), I was informed that they are, in fact, Oyster Mushrooms and I then found out that these are, in fact, EDIBLE.

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

Today I rushed back to see if they were still there, and they weeeeerreeeeeeeeee!! Woo! So obviously being the little foraging goblin that I am, I absolutely had to take them home to cook them.

I took them home, chopped them up, stuck them in a frying pan with oil and various seasonings from the cupboard (I’m so bad at cooking, idk what goes with whomst)

Added some spaghetti and BOOM. SAUTÉED OYSTER MUSHROOM LINGUINE

Y’all.. I am stupidly proud of this

I hope you enjoyed this weird mushroom foraging journey! 🍄✨😋