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Presenting to you the Marvel fandom

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things im all about:

beard

eyes that crinkle when u laugh

terms of endearment

strong jawline & shoulders

when ur hair does the flippy thing at the front

flannel shirts with the sleeves rolled up

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#MispronounceWhitePeoplesNames2015

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So this is why I write. Because most times, your life isn’t funny the first time through. Most times, you can hardly stand it. That’s why I write, because life never works except in retrospect. And writing makes you look back. Because since you can’t control life, at least you can control your version.

Chuck Palahniuk   (via odaro)

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just so we’re clear, i use

dude

bro

man

gurl

babe

bby

loser

as gender-neutral and affectionate names

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my hobbies

switching between the same three apps for hours

not speaking to anyone for days at a time

listening to the same songs i have been listening to for 20 years

imagining myself in situations that will literally never exist

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which country has the most birds

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What if Peter Pan was just an asshole, and had kids jump out of windows, making Neverland a coma dream?

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over thinking has ruined so many things in my life

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people who literally cannot shut the fuck up about being in a relationship

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