#ARF Entertainment

[achromatophoric]

Divina: *to herself* Netflix raised prices again. Should I cancel my sub?

Yoko: Yo Addams, I heard you stabbed someone again.

Wednesday: That cretin let his gaze linger on my Enid.

Enid: *sighs* Sometimes Wednesday can be kinda possessive.

Bianca: You think she’s the possessive one?

Enid: Totes! One time, she— what are you doing?

Bianca : *slowly reaching over to touch Wednesday*

Enid: Don’t touch grRRRrr— she’s MINE you barkBARK ARF BARK BARK ARF!!

Bianca: Oh shi— GET HER OFF ME!!

Yoko: Enid, stop! DOWN! ENID, HEEL!! *tackles Enid off Bianca*

Wednesday: Leech! You DARE to lay hands on what is mine? *stabs* *stabs-STABS* *STABS-STABS-STABS*

Wolf Enid: *snapping at Bianca*

Frantic Bianca: *crawling away*

Stabbee Yoko: *wrestling Enid*

Stabber Wedneday: *stabbing Yoko*

Entertained Divina: You guys are right, imma cancel my sub. This’ll do just fine.

[jooillusion]

hii :)))

so that photo of seungmin's back... isn't like gym sex perfect for him? like he clearly knowing that he's being watched and then flex even more and in the end we end up in the locker room... i mean, this man makes want to scratch and mark all his back 🤭

-🎱

YESSS OMG

seungmin literally has the prettiest body and i feel like he loves to show off a little (his bubble ARF ARF ARF)

ugh just imagine working at the front desk of the gym and he’d come in every day. you got the perfect view of him working out, watching his biceps bulge when he lifts weights and his back muscles fill out when he does chest presses. you wouldn’t even notice when another person had walked in and it became a common occurrence for your coworker having to scold you for not paying attention.

the first time be caught you looking, you thought it’d be the only time, your eyes quickly looking down and you having to pretend like you’re something behind the counter. when you thought the coast was clear you look up again, catching him smiling at you and shaking his head in amusement.

it became a repetitive thing though, him either glancing at you looking at him through the mirror at you watching or turning his head to see if you saw that. you still pretended to have shame though, only looking when he wasn’t paying that much attention towards you.

the more you stared though the more the warnings piled up. your boss appointed you to clean the locker rooms for the rest of the week and you were disappointed since you couldn’t get your fill of entertainment. you sweep the tile floors, cursing at your boss under your breath for having to make you clean the locker room that seemed never ending.

you were finally in the last row, wiping the sweat that beaded across your forehead, glancing at the clock that was perched on the wall, noticing that it was way past the usual time the stranger—seungmin you think due to looking at his membership—would show up and leave. you shake your head, continuing to sweep to pass by time.

“excuse me?” you hear from behind your shoulder. the voice irritated you even more since you left a sign outside of the locker room door to indicate that it was closed for now. your breathe in before turning around.

“sorry but the locker room isn’t…” you trail off, the voice belonging to him. your stop dead in your tracks, his shirt off and a light drops of sweat rolling down his arms. your eyes trail downwards, looking at his toned stomach. your eyes scan the ink that adorns his rib and finally down to the deep v-line that is cut off by his gym shorts that loosely rest low on his hips. you clear your throat again, shaking your head to regain focus. “the locker room isn’t open right now.”

you can’t tell whether or not the smile on his face is either friendly or cocky, but he looks down to the floor, leaning against the cold steel of the lockers before he looks back up at you.

“you should at least let me get my shirt out of my locker.”

“excuse me?” you scoff, setting the broom down.

“you know, with all the staring you do. do you have any humility?” he laughs, walking past you and stopping once he reaches his locker. “seungmin, by the way. did you enjoy the seungmin show?”

your words are caught in the back of your throat and you’re stuck with stuttering out an excuse. seungmin watches, digging inside of his locker for the shirt and mindlessly nodding, pulling his sleeveless shirt over his head. the slam of the small locker door shutting stops anymore words from leaving your mouth.

“maybe get a video next time, pretty girl. it’ll save you some of the trouble.” seungmin winks, walking past you and leaving you behind with a dropped jaw.

UGH AND imagine after that you haven’t stared at him since and it pisses him off a little bit. seungmin likes your attention obviously and it’d be easier to tease you the next time he runs into you, maybe asking you was his form perfect or ask you how many pull ups he did as if you knew.

but he couldn’t even do that, since he watched you like a hawk through the mirror and you haven’t looked up from your computer once, the only time being is when you would welcome people in.

yeah, seungmin was pissed.

he watches your boss tell you something that he can’t hear, watching you leave from behind the counter to grab your broom and dustpan. you made sure to show your frustrations, placing the big “locker rooms closed” sign outside of the room.

but seungmin will just do like he did last time, walk right past the sign to get his shirt from his locker.

you on the other hand is not too please when you hear footsteps again for the third time, slowly getting more and more frustrated due to the gym head bastards ignoring the big ass sign you put outside of the locker room. you inhale, ready to put bass inside of your voice at the fourth—and hopefully last—person to enter the locker room, but your words are stuck yet again at the sight of seungmin.

he looks a bit different than when you last saw him a few weeks ago, his body slightly bulkier and his abs more defined. you shut your eyes trying to show self restraint, taking another deep inhale before looking at him one more time.

“you know you can’t be in here. please leave.”

“i just want my shirt.” he says, almost emotionless. you roll your eyes.

“make it quick.” you say and he nods, walking past you to his locker. he eyes you, watching you go back to sweeping and completely ignoring his presence. it bruises his ego a little bit, but he keeps his mouth shut as he pulls his shirt over his head.

“wait,” you stop sweeping, turning around. seungmin raises an eyebrow. “can i have a little feel?”

seungmin’s somewhat bruised pride swells again. “where?”

“here?” your hand comes up to his bicep. he turns his arm towards you and curls his arm, the muscles of his arms bulging as he flexes. you give it a squeeze, your eyes widening. “you’re really strong.”

“oh yeah?” you nod your head, your hands traveling up and down his arm, giving small squeezes on the firm muscles. “you know what else i can lift?”

“what?”

seungmin moves, turning completely towards you and grabbing your waist. he lifts you off of your feet, gasping once he pushes your back against the lockers, your legs wrapping around his torso so you wouldn’t fall.

“i’ve been wanting to do this ever since i caught you in here last time.” seungmin says just above whisper, his sweatpants growing tight in the front once his mind is able to register your clothed heat against his pelvis. he knew you two had been painfully attracted to one another, but he didn’t dare make another move until your eyes were on his, your arms wrapping around his shoulders, making it crystal clear that you both wanted this.

your hands run over his broad shoulders and down the smooth skin his back, “but what if another person walks in?”

“then let them. it’ll probably be the highlight of their day.” you both share a chuckle that evaporates into the air.

seungmin buries his face into the flesh of your neck, his flexed arms burning. he doesn’t mind the burn, blaming it on himself for only focusing on arm workouts today, but your warmth and hushed breaths pay for it, leaving seungmin no room to complain.

your head falls against the locker with a thump, trying to distract yourself from the orgasm building up. seungmin angles his hips at a better angle, his cock deliciously hitting your g spot, making you squeal a little too loudly. your nails bite deep down in the flesh his shoulder blades to his back, raking over the scratches you had left not that long ago.

seungmin couldn’t hold back the sharp hiss and whine that’d been bubbling up in his throat, his hips snapping into you, shuddering at the cold air that tickles the raw scratches. his flush palms dig into your waist, holding you tighter when he feels your walls clench around him. “god, you feel so good.” he breathes out, lapping at your neck before roughly biting into it.

you feel your heartbeat throbbing out of your chest, the heavy thumps beating through your ears in contrast with the sound of seungmin’s hips meeting the back of your thighs. you pant, arms swings around seungmin’s marked shoulders as you pull him in close, panting hot onto the skin.

seungmin feels your body tense under the flex of his fingers, moving you up and down to match the movement of his hips. he roughly pushes you against the lockers in response to the tug of your warm, tightening walls, bleaching his mind blank. you’re too far gone to notice and he’s just as desperate as you, fucking you like his life depended on it as he chases his orgasm that blooms in the pit of his stomach.

the harsh thrust that seungmins hips deliver is all your orgasm needs, the loud wail that comes straight from your throat rings through seungmins ear like a bell. it’s your body’s turn to shudder as it comes undone, your eyebrows knitting together and seungmins palm covering your open mouth.

“i still need to cum.” he says weakly between breaths, sliding down your body and back to your waist. his still hips began to thrust into you again, slow enough to not overstimulated you too much but still pleasurable enough for him.

your legs snugly wrap around his torso. his hand over your mouth muffles the mewls that escape your lips, giving one, two more thrusts before he’s spilling inside of you in thick ropes.

seungmins head falls into the steel lockers behind you. he heavily pants into your clothed shoulder, his hands offering soft squeezes into the meat of your waist. you two stay like that for god knows however long, blissed out and completely unaware of the everything around you. he pulls away once his breathing steadies, lifting you up gently to pull you off his length. he helps you pull up your trousers and steady yourself before pulling up his own.

“are you guys finally done?” a voice calls from one of the far rows of the room. and you know that loud, annoying voice that likes to bitch from anywhere—it belongs to your boss.

please remember that this is a work of pure fiction.

[prettypinklass]

Persona 3 and Persona 4 are funny to sort timelines for because there is a one(1) year gap between the games. Now if you push p4 back by one year and put Minato in Inaba-

Im putting a cut here because spoilers for both games

Nyx gets chased off and not even a year later Izanami goes "its free real estate" lol

So Minato lives for unspecified reasons and (reluctantly) moves back to Inaba after the events of P3. He takes Koromaru with him (you can pry them as a duo from my cold dead hands) and attends Yasogami for his final year of high school. Which sucks because a. all his friends are at Gekkoukan and b. Yasogami is a terrible school and Inaba is a small town. He's losing his mind out here gang

Anyway then the midnight channel shows up and it hasn't even been a year since the dark hour vanished so you can imagine how upset he is about this. But he's way too nice so of course when he finds out a group of underclassmen have taken it upon themselves to fight shadows and solve the murder case he and Koromaru end up involved.

Dynamics with the investigation team include:

Yu Narukami - consistently on the same bullshit wavelength and nobody knows how (its the Wild Card Wavelength)

Yosuke Hanamura - punches him at least once for the internalized homophobia but they bond over music

Teddie - he reminds him of Aigis a bit. Trying to teach him to be Better then what he learns from Yosuke

Chie Satonaka - she reminds him of Yukari and its terrifying

Yukiko Amagi - you never fuck with the healers (also a bit scared of her)

Kanji Tatsumi - thinks hes cool. likes his dolls. would also like him to leave Koromaru alone

Rise Kujikawa - MUSIC BUDDIES!! Rise makes fun of him but she gets away with it (he is nothing if not respectful of the navigators who can make or break a fight)

Naoto Shirogane - siblings. arisato/shirogane family au my beloved

Entertaining scenarios include

"Why does your dog have a knife" "He likes them" "arf!"

"What do you mean I dont need to shoot myself in here"

Minato participating in the drag pageant

Elizabeth and Margaret sharing a velvet room for an extended period of time

Mitsuru in the background getting gray hairs because "minato what the fuck do you mean theres shadows in inaba"

Social link to explore Minato's character more

The exchange with Gekkoukan is 10x more entertaining if Minato is there to both comment on the love hotel he almost died in once and be friends with half the students at Gekkoukan

Anyway thats my au proposal

[beeclops]

Mao Mao: Heroes of Pure Heart Dashboard Simulator

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Really? ANOTHER monster already??

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they're taking me to the dentist again 😵

#ascending

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making an omelette lol

#food

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why does anime food taste so good 😋

#food #food porn #anime #hydra egg #ramen #illegal according to some rich fuddy duddy I recently bumped into

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Now that's a spicy meata-ball!

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QUINTON!!!

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We're okay!

#i'm about to fucking die again #that stupid little blue bitch destroyed my ship again

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BABA!

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My view at the moment

#photography #spying

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someone made fanart of me 🥰

#artist on tumblr #not my art

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OMG ILY SO MUCH ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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I miss her 💔

#childhood memories #miss you mom

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There's no shame in being small!

#ancient proverb #motivational quotes

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playing my favorite game 🥰

#doorbell danglers #gaming

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If this gets up to 1 million notes I will smother this all over myself!

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that strange cat just can't stop eating my homemade cobbler 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

#struggles

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You're all cancelled!

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*ARF*

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hmm, this bat is on to something....

#ascending

[jasperyourmutt]

hello, my sweet boy. how are you doing this evening? are you busy? bored?

i don’t feel very comfortable dming, so i will continue to speak to you this way.

my night is relatively boring so far. i’ve been reading, doing paperwork, taking care of myself. i enjoy the weekends, i hope you do as well. thank the heavens i don’t have work tomorrow. do you?

i am ever so curious about you, my puppy. i want to know you inside and out. your body, your mind, your hobbies. everything.

i want to hold your hands, kiss you so gently, feel your soft lips on mine. i want to read to you, poetry, horror novels, whatever tickles my fancy. i want to eat the food that you make and massage your pretty head at night before i fuck you into the mattress. it’s embarrassing to say, but i do have a bit of a crush on you. i’m sure it will pass.

- yours truly, lavender anon.

wag wag hi lavender :3

I'm okay- this week has been quite rough on me and I was hoping to relax today but I've just been feeling dazed and lost in brain fog. I've been trying to keep myself focused and occupied but.. alas. nothing is really helping.

I hope the boring is good- sounds like well deserved rest woof! I work part time friday, saturday, and mondays. I enjoy my job but makes it a bit hard to see friends on the weekends. But it works out usually. I'm working on becoming a freelance artist while I'm not at work, which keeps me very busy.

Shy puppy ears, there's not much to me, really. I'm very dedicated to my art, its as much a hobby as it is a full time job for me. Outside of that I enjoy music and video games, and I've been doing some writing recently.

I used to read a lot, when I was younger. I would thoroughly enjoy being read to- i'm not picky on the genre (poetry is the way to my heart, tho <3 ). Anything you like would be sure to entertain me as well. I'm feeling steak and potatoes for dinner- maybe some roasted brussel sprouts as well? I promise I'll keep you fed, arf arf :3

rrrruff, gentle kisses, a head massage, and youre gonna pound me into the mattress? whinnne, you're spoiling me, lavender. I don't deserve it <3 wag wag wag

[brainz4sale]

you're so pathetic, whining and begging like that. do you really want me to take you home, puppy? i could collar you and lock you up in my house <3 i'd keep the key on my carabiner, and you'd see it every time i come home, but i know my guard dog would never take it from me. 🗝

I do please please please..I mean it !! tie me up or put me on a chain! Only let me sleep on the cold ground or in a big comfy cage, force me to be on all fours and eat like a animal out of a bowl <3 Make me do the most humiliating or perverted things just for your entertainment or just order me to look pretty and be a good fuck toy <33 You can keep me forever I promise, I would never run away even if you hit me unconscious and leave me laying in my own fluids <3 I would always wait for you on my knees master, ready to take any orders! I need a owner arf arf please come back ! I’m such a lonely dog, I feel like a rejected stray. nobody wants to love or even hate me..will you? please master? 🦴<33

[certified-monstrosity]

Puppy Servant

concept(s): humiliation, exhibitionism, praise, dumbification, degrading, pup play

i just wanna dress him up in this outfit before my friends come over and make him be a good little puppy servant for us. make him serve us drinks and order him around. when he's not being sent to go get us things or do things for us, he sits on his knees at my feet. i would run my hands through his hair and pet him on the head subconsciously. after all, he's just my pretty little pet. he's so mindless, only existing for the purpose of serving me. all he knows are commands, the stupid slut can't even understand what we're talking about because he's only a pup.

eventually, after a while of us chatting, he gets bored and lays his head in my lap. my friends start fawning over how precious and well-behaved he is. how cute he looks when he's laying his head on my lap. but being watched by us all and told how good of a boy he's being only makes him embarrassed and needy. he doesn't even realize he's started to rut against my boot.

i let them watch as i giggle and tease him for being so brainless and desperate over the praise. this only serves to make him whine and blush more, the feeling of my friends watching him being more than enough to fluster him.

"awww, look how empty headed my little pup is! can't even sit still, hm? need something to hump? need to feel good all the time and can't even think about anything else? why don't you go get us another round of drinks and then you can give us a good little show fucking yourself against my boot, yeah?"

*arf!*

"thats a good pup~"

of course, he's just a puppy, he cant respond with words. all he can do is bark in agreement as he goes to get us more drinks. head so fuzzy with need that he doesnt even question any of it. just wants to please me and do anything i say. maybe my friends will start touching themselves at the sight of him and ask me to praise or degrade him more. wanting me to make him into a wreck just for our entertainment because he's such a good little puppy and the sight of him becoming a pathetic mess for me is far too arousing to ignore.

[growling]

Half the Evil NPD symptoms/traits of mine that other people lament over being toxic or utterly beyond comprehension for the average normal human mind aren't actually at least in my case (to reiterate I am only talking about myself in this post and myself alone) that hard to grasp or harmful at all. Or aren't like, making me into Patrick Bateman (though that'd be sick if true) or whatever like for the longest time I thought that only personally caring about people/events if they're relevant to you (or interesting enough to warrant your attention) in some way was just how everyone felt. And like, I'd say first of all a lot of things are personally relevant to me regardless of what they are, like, if an event that I'm not involved in amuses me greatly then I'm gonna have feelings on it (I mean yeah ig it sucks when this decade's 1000th tragedy occurs and all that my shit idiot brain organ can think is "yes hahaha yes something is Happening now entertain me peasants!!!" but like thought crimes/offenses arent real honestly who cares what this one guy on tumbler thinks and literally never voices because im trying to get a good grade at good person), or if something bad happens to one of people I've decided for a reason are mine (don't get put off by the wording dw abt it my psionic warriors), then I'm gonna be pissed on their behalf as that is a slight against me by proxy........ Me in my EVIL narcissist cave lair USING you for genuine human connection by facilliating an ILLUSION that I like you by regularly ACTING compassionate of your feelings and respectful of your needs and boundaries because I have CLAIMED you like an ALPHA to your OMEGA ARF ARF AWOOOO there is NOTHING you can DO ANYMORE you are now my PROPERTY that I'm gonna PRETEND to treat very kindly just to MAKE you happy and be NICE to me BACK!!!!!!! THE HORROR!!!!!!!!!!! I wanted to add more points re: supply, what it means to """use""" or """manipulate""" someone for it or some other means, and billion other examples but along the way I lost the ability to articulate myself anymore so now it's just that,,.

Like idk I like to believe I'm still just a silly goofy guyyyy :<<<

[chartreusevielle]

Random fluff about sukuna meeting a random kid near his shrine.

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Ryomen Sukuna was used in seeing strange thing, I mean he as a curse is a strange creature too. Just a little bit too strong.

Therefore nothing should surprise him anymore.

Or so he thought,not until he saw a girl with pink hair in a forest near his shrine, barbecuing a curse.

Again. Barbecuing a curse.

"What the hell are you doing kid", he ask her as the girl then look at him.

"Cooking", she simply answered before looking back again at her,so called 'dish'

"Cooking a curse? Are you stupid?",

"Yes, I am stupid",

They both stare at each other, one head is wondering if the girl planned to offend him by agreeing that she is stupid, while the other head wondering who is this strangely half naked man in front of her with four arms.

Sukuna stares at her as she stares back, completely looking like her head is on the cloud.

'this kid, is amusing', he grins. This will surely entertain his boredom.

"You stand up, leave that shit, you will die because of that", he asked while she slowly stand up and then look at the 'food' she is cooking.

"But I'm hungry",

"That's why you'll come with me, I'll feed you, in exchange you'll be my pet",

"But I'm a human though",

"Shut up, if I say you're a pet, then you're a pet, now bark"

"Arf?", Sukuna blankly stares at her while she stares back. Is she playing on him or does she have no brain at all?

"Do you want to die?",

"No, I want to eat", his eyebrows twitch a little bit. Is this human in front of him fearless or plainly stupid?

Either way he doesn't care anymore. He's bored and he can now spend his time figuring out what to do with this human for a while and think how to crack the brain cells running in her mind (if there is any).

[comm-caribou]

Chapter Seventeen: The Jig is Up:

Word Count: 1.5k

Warnings: none (let me know if I missed any!)

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It wasn’t the fact he didn’t want to talk again openly. There was a very good reason Tracks was keeping his speaking abilities to himself and five of his brothers.

The first was the fact people trusted him enough to share their raw thoughts with him.

The second, it was cheap entertainment and an unique challenge for him. Not laughing at his brothers’ dumb jokes out loud was the biggest one.

He usually ate his food, focusing on what Juliette and Cosmos were talking about, or observing Dabbler sketch out designs for his armor while practicing his own skills.

Today was too quiet.

Juliette just picked at her breakfast, leaning on Cosmos looking tired.

“Could you not sleep last night?” Squirrel asked.

“Not really,” Juliette answered, “it was a very eventful night.”

“You did look beautiful,” Dabbler complimented, “I bet everyone wanted to talk to you.”

Ace came and sat down, “hi, Juliette.”

“Hi, Ace,” she murmured.

“Sleepyhead,” Cosmos chuckled, “you should’ve called me.”

“I’m okay,” she folded her arms on the table, “I’m just going to take a quick nap.”

Tracks smirked, and picked up his tray.

Even on a bad night, Juliette always gets her sleep. She can’t function without it. Therefore, something happened last night. And Hardwire wasn’t the last to see her. Bet this will be a good distraction for Boomerang from his own stress.

****

Boomerang bounced his leg up and down, staring at the biochip that he cut out of his brothers head. If he stared at it long enough, maybe it would give him answers. That was what he was hoping for, even though it was wishful thinking.

The medbay door opened, and Boomerang quickly swiped up the little glass slide.

“What’s your deal?” Grimm grunted as he went to the supply closest.

“Just thinking,” he answered. “Do you actually care?”

“Not really,” Grimm sifted through the different gauzes, “but I’m good at pretending.”

Boomerang rolled his eyes, “comforting words from a medic.”

Grimm found what he was looking for, and closed the supply closet.

“What are you even doing?” Boomerang asked.

“Do you actually care?” Grimm quipped.

Boomerang groaned, “I’m sorry for the attitude.”

“Don’t be, it’s less annoying than your usual wit,” Grimm stated, “and, since you asked, last night the ARFs got into a scuffle. I’m now resupplying my pack.”

Boomerang snorted, “wow, you did your job.”

“There it is,” Grimm rolled his eyes, “the annoying jokes are back. Therefore, I did my job again.”

“Ha!” Boomerang watched him leave, and then Tracks slipped in.

Once the door shut, Tracks turned to him, “the General didn’t sleep last night.”

“Okay?” Boomerang sat up straighter.

“I don’t think it was a tossing and turning kind of didn’t sleep,” Tracks explained, “I sit next to her for almost every meal, and she tells Cosmos, Dabbler, and Squirrel everything. Including nightmares.”

Boomerang grinned, “I love when you give me mysteries to solve. Should we get the gang together?”

“I already told Coyote to get Mirage,” Tracks sat down. “And I have theories.”

****

Cosmos didn’t take himself as much of a reader, but Juliette claimed this was her favorite book. When she asked if he wanted to borrow it, he couldn’t just say no.

It was like his best friend gave him a piece of her soul. He had to decipher why this one was the favorite out of all the books in the galaxy. Why this author’s words spoke to her and why this plot resonated with her.

Which is why he was sitting on the floor of her room, reading a book and snacking.

Juliette was tiredly sketching, occasionally nodding off and quickly shaking her head clear.

“Starlight,” Cosmos cooed, “just take a little nap.”

“I’m fine,” she muttered.

“We’re on Coruscant for one more day,” he said calmly, “go to bed.”

A smile crossed her face.

He knew that smile far too well.

It was the same smile she had when she was thinking about Fang, right when they began dating. The early on smiles, the giddy smiles, the crush smile.

“Talk to me, Starlight,” Cosmos shut the book, “who are you thinking about?”

“No one,” Juliette smiled bigger.

Cosmos gasped, “you stayed up all night chatting with someone. Who?”

Juliette turned to him, her face all rosy and glowing.

Cosmos got up, presenting his pinky, “tell me who.”

She looped her pinky with his, “we’re just talking.”

“Who?” Cosmos urged.

“It’s…” she moved closer to his ear, “Commander Fox.”

Cosmos gasped, “wait, when? How?”

“Last night he called me after my panic attack,” Juliette gushed, “it was so sweet. He was checking in on me, and we started talking, and talking, and… I don’t know, I just like talking to him. It’s just a crush, I think. It’ll pass. We’re not going to get together.”

I mean, I did tell her to consider moving on soon. Fox is pretty safe on Coruscant, and he’s not too bad a vod. She could do way worse than the Commander who barely sleeps. Besides, I know this will be a fling. My choice still has a chance. But, for now…

Cosmos thought for a moment, “If you want, I happen to know his caf order.”

****

“I have connected the dots.”

“You connected nothing, Pretty Boy.”

“Yes I have, because I connected the dots.”

Boomerang groaned, “Juliette loves her beauty sleep. She doesn’t have insomnia now.”

“She might,” Coyote shrugged. “Maybe she took advice from Squirrel.”

“The reason Squirrel doesn’t sleep is because he has bad nightmares,” Tracks stated. “Real bad.”

“Maybe she has bad nightmares too,” Mirage stated.

Boomerang rubbed his temples, “let’s go back to the facts.”

“She had a panic attack last night, she didn’t sleep, she didn’t talk today but was in a good mood,” Tracks stated, “and she didn’t talk openly about it.”

“So what could it be?” Coyote asked, “an act?”

The medbay door opened, and Tracks went dead quiet. If it wasn’t Ace or Hardwire, he wasn’t going to speak a word and blow his cover.

Instead, it was Shadow that entered.

He stood there for a minute, then went over and sat on the bed with them.

“Hey, Shadow,” Mirage said, “what’s—“

“I’m an excellent observer,” Shadow stated.

“Okay…?” Boomerang raised an eyebrow.

Shadow turned to Mirage, “I know you had brain surgery. I know Boomerang found something.”

Mirage’s eyes widened, and Boomerang opened his mouth and closed it like a stunned fish.

“I know Coyote buries himself in work,” then he fixed his gaze on Tracks, “and I know you can talk.”

Tracks felt a corner of his lip tug upwards, “damn, you’re direct.”

Shadow looked at all of them, “I was ostracized in the 501st, and you all wanted me. Specifically you vods wanted me here. I don’t want to be ostracized by you guys, but I feel like you’re forgetting me.”

“Shadow,” Mirage frowned, “we’re sorry.”

“Yeah, it’s just…” Coyote trailed off.

“We kind of are doing some secret stuff that no one can know about,” Tracks explained, “we were trying to keep it on the down low.”

“Like gossiping about the General’s crush?” Shadow put his chin to his fist, “they may have been whispering, but the door to her quarters were open when she was telling Cosmos about him.”

Tracks blinked.

Coyote’s jaw dropped.

“Wait,” Mirage shook his head, “she has a crush?”

“On who?” Boomerang pressed.

Shadow pretended to zip his lip, “I can keep secrets too.”

Boomerang went over, shaking Shadow’s shoulders, “tell us!”

“You can be part of the group,” Mirage coaxed.

“You’re clearly the smartest one here,” Tracks nudged Shadow.

Boomerang fixed him a look, “I will hurt you, Too Tall.”

Shadow grinned, “if Cosmos finds out I found out, you all got to protect me.”

“Deal!” Coyote stated, “just tell me it’s someone who won’t hurt her. I promised Fang I’d watch out for her on his deathbed.”

“Okay, okay,” Shadow held up his hands. “It’s not that bad. Keep in mind it’s merely a crush, they’re not dating.”

****

Cosmos stood with Juliette outside the Republic Military base just looking at the big complex while she gathered her bearings.

In her hands, she held a fresh caf in a warm cup.

“It’s just a thank you gift.” Cosmos reminded her, “it’s not a big, grand gesture or declaration of love. He’s probably going take it, say thank you, make some small talk, and send you on your merry way.”

Cosmos gently placed his hand on her back, giving her a little push to get her feet going.

“There’s nothing to be scared of,” Cosmos assured, “if he hurts your feelings, I’ll go in there and straighten him out.”

“Won’t you get in trouble?” Juliette asked over her shoulder.

“Hardwire will bail me out,” Cosmos assured, after he straightens Fox out a second time.

[brainshock-alpha]

Words: 2537 Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Arc Rise Fantasia Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Niko Bennex/L'Arc Bright Lagoon Characters: Niko Bennex, L'Arc Bright Lagoon, ryfia (arc rise fantasia) Additional Tags: Crushes, Feelings Realization (and hating every second of it), canon-typical dysfunctional relationships, canon-typical suggestive themes, just a short & sweet(?) bozo4bozo interaction, ft. ryfia being ryfia i guess Summary: After everyone else has left behind L'Arc at Olquina Shrine, his sidekick is one of only two who resolves to stay by his side. The more L'Arc thinks about it, the more he realizes he doesn't know how to feel about that… up until he regrets finding out.

i don't know who the fuck is out there wanting to read new arf fanfiction in the year 2024, but i wrote this with a sincere heart so i may as well share it. it's about a pairing between two complete dipshits which i first entertained the idea of as a joke, but as i see more and more of this game it really starts to seem ever so slightly more plausible

[coyote-kid-alex]

Arf!Julie joyful is done!! She is the tour guide of the main part of the factory. Giving tours to children and adults alike! Her horn produces magic which she uses to entertain guests!

Her sweet and fun personality makes her second job easier, luring victims into the deeper parts of the factory known as Home. The factory uses their spectra for vibrant art supplies and magnificent rainbows they produce!

Wally (wip)

[ts4funlegacystories]

THE BEARD FAMILY

Hey! This is the Beard family. After leaving the sims for so long, I decided it was time for me to learn how to actually play the game. There really are some crazy stories in r/thesims4.

Anyway! Before I introduce the family, I just want to say everything was randomized (yes, the scarecrow too!), I just tweaked them a bit and gave them the finishing touches + details.

First of all, the family tree:

Now to the introductions:

First is Elyse Rosenberg, she is the grandmother of the family. The kids love spending time with granny - she is not like other grandmas. From sports to partying, she is up to the times. Favorite activity is cooking for her loved ones. Elyse is a spellcaster. Whether she was born as one or grew into becoming one is unknown - much like her mysterious earlier life. Sure she may look like a scarecrow on the daily, but that won't stop her from showcasing her best outfits on the right occasions!

In her youth, Elyse gave birth to a beautiful - but sometimes difficult - baby girl, Reagan Beard! As the mother of the family, Reagan makes sure she takes her of her daughters, no matter how much she grew to dislike children. To her, a mother who loves to cook is a blessing that satisfies her gluttony tendencies. Like her mother, she is also a spellcaster, born and raised. Having a constant fight with herself and the people around her makes life as difficult as it makes it entertaining. It's only a matter of time to see where life takes her!

Next up is Zander Beard! The father of the family. After marrying Reagan and having their beautiful children, he does not quite know how he ended up here. His wife and him are complete opposites, so will opposites attract? Or will their marriage end in misfortune? Who knows! All Zander knows is he wants to care for his children and maybe even become a landlord someday.

What is that beautiful song? Ah! It's none other than the amazing Harmony Beard. Harmony is as artistic as she is a perfectionist. That line has to be at 31.5° or it cannot exist. While still young, she dreams of becoming San Myshuno's most adored artist in the future.

Make way! It's Adrienne Beard coming through - teenager diva with a soft heart. Very much into y2k fashion and style. Her secret? She's a book lover! At night, she is often heard fangirling at her favorite book: "The Wolf in Me." But if you ask her about it, she'll swear you are out of your mind.

With her goos and gaas, Mandy Beard never fails to make everyone in the room "aw" (except her mom perhaps!). Although still a baby, all this means is she is an empty book with endless stories that tell her life's destiny.

grr bow wow, ruff ruff arf, woof, bow wow, grrrr arf, woof.

So, that's the Beard family :) I can't wait to see how their stories play out. Until next time!

[swimmingleo]

hello dear leo, here's a confession;

waiting for the worms turns me into a completely different person. i enjoy listening to it a little bit too much. they had NO business making it such a bop but with these lyrics

arf rightt so, sooo deranged, they really questioned the audience's reaction to entertainment here. one day I found myself almost throwing it back on that cool guitar slide from the trial and I felt so weird abt it like wow wth

[butchsophiewalten]

ok im putting the audio transcript i wrote for the first episode of the walten files here under a readmore since idk what else to do with it

-[Elevator music] -Hi, and welcome to the introductory tape to your new job at Bunny Smiles Incorporated -You have applied to a job in technical support and maintenance. -What does this job particularly mean? -It means that you, amongst other employees, are the one who'll take care of creating a magical and fun experience for Bon's Burgers -[Upbeat music, animatronics begin singing] -"Hip, hooray! Hip, hooray!" -"The sun has got his hat on, hip, hip, hip, hooray!" -"The sun has got his hat on and he's coming out today" -[Musical interlude] -"The sun has got his hat on, hip, hip hip, hooray!" -"The sun has got his hat on and he's coming out today" -"How much is that doggie in the window? (Arf, Arf!)" -"The one with the waggley tail?" -"How much is that doggie in the window? (Arf, Arf!)" -"I do hope that doggie's for sale!" -"How much is that doggie in the window? (Arf, Arf!)" -"The one with the waggley tail?" -"How much is that doggie in the window? (Arf, Arf!)" -"I do hope that doggie's for sale!" -"Old Macdonald had a farm! (E-I-E-I-O!)" -"And on that farm he had some pigs! (E-I-E-I-O!)" -"With a [pained squealing] here, [squealing continues], there," -"here, there, everywhere a-" -These are The Showstoppers, Bon, Sha, Boozoo, and Banny, -a computer-animated band made by BSI to entertain children. -As a technician, you'll be given the role of a Facility Caretaker. -Around this fun and magical journey, we'll work on certain tasks. Such As: -cleaning protocols, -[slightly distorted] robot maintenance and repair, -and learning how to use BSI technology. -But first, here's a message from Jack Walten and Felix Kranken, our beloved foun- -which reads, "In BSI, the most important thing to us isn't the money or the rating, -the most important thing to us is that you have a wonderful experience while working with us." -That being said, with the Bon's Burgers restaurant getting opened in a few weeks, we're looking forward to achieving this dream with you. -[Jazzy music] -[Music stops abruptly] -[Garbled speech] -[Piano music] -It's a brand new day in Little Bon's neighborhood, and a really special one for sure. -Little Bon has been waiting all day for his friends to arrive. -He is planning to have an sleepover with them. He has everything set up for the perfect movie night with his friends. -For this sleepover he invited Sha, Boozoo, and Billy. -Let's check again in case we don't forget any guests. -Bon invited Sha, Bozoo, and- [Music stops] -[High-pitched, escalating sound] -[Music resumes] -[Door knock] Oh, that must be them. -Now that everyone has arrived, I suppose it's time for the movie night to begin. -Bon spent all his money on a really funny movie, which he [narration distorts] -[unintelligible] will enjoy and will laugh with Little Bon -[Narration returns to normal] -friends watch the movie. I guess we can say they had a blast of a time- -[Music glitches and stutters] -[Distorted] Once the night dropped, they all lai- -*faint breathing* -[Footsteps] -'MISSING: Jack Walten, LAST SEEN: 06/11/1974' -[Glitched, distorted groaning or speaking] -[Horror sting] -"Ugh, stay" -"'Kay, that's good enough." -"So... This is the brand new caretaker for the ol' Bunny Smiles facility." -"Now I'm, uh, recording this because the company requires some kinda archives for the work history..." -"Something like that. I honestly have no clue because I started working here.." -"Dunno, actually. I'm going there right now." -"But- *Cough* -"But they gave me this weird location. Somewhere in a forest, I think," -"to work at! And I've been driving for twenty minutes, and I can't find the place!" -"I made it to the location, I think? *sigh* 'sgotta be it." -"Anyways, so, Chris told me this hasn't been working since about '78? '79?" -"Somewhere around then. And that was four years ago? I think?" -"So... chances are, it's gonna smell horrendous." -[high-pitched sound] -[Echoed] "Oh my god, the smell! 'Smells like a sewer down here." -"So, uh, I found this thing? And I think this is good for the Relocate Project for the company." -"Although that doll-like thingy that I found..." -"It most definitely has seen better days." -"But, fortunately for me, the diagnosis control is right here, so we can go there and see how Bon is doing!" -"Now- let's, uh, Let's check out the head and mouth. And I will begin with the- uh... the head." -"Let's begin with the arm.." -"Let's, uhm- let's check the left arm." -"Yeah, the left arm, uhm.. the left arm is- [Stuttering, distorted music and clicking] -[Loud sound] -*laboured breathing* *cough* -"WHAT WAS THAT THI-" [camera falls] -*shaky breathing* -[Loud, low-pitched scream] -[Slowed, distorted music] -[Music stops] -[Sonar pulse] -[Outro music]