#ANYWAY thank uuuuu!!!!

[blairdiggory]

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[auricfog]

ok tis the season so... commed @milidraws for this piece of my favorite final girlie! happy halloween everybody 🎃🩷

[wikitpowers]

If you could change one thing (like annyyything) about Kit’s character, what would it be?

For me, I feel like I would have changed up his appearance. There is absolutely nothing wrong with blonde hair or blue eyes, and Kit always looks fantastic ! But honestly I think it would have been cool if the first heir line of Herondales looks absolutely nothing like the main line. Idk like, I feel like it would have been so fun.

oh gosh that's like asking me to tell u something i dislike about kit and there is nothing. nothing!!!!

and personally, i adore him having blonde hair and blue eyes! i just know that he is so so so (x898417093849) beautiful and when it comes to that i have absolutely zero complaints. in fact, i'm obsessed with the fact that he's blonde (like ha! suck it u blondie haters! our main character is blonde! what are you (🫵🏼) gonna do about it! sucker!). but i understand that u feel like a drift from the first heir line appearance would've been cool! but idk, for me it feels kinda cool that after all these generations, the line stayed looking pretty similar. blondes ROCK!

+ we have already had will and james as the main boyyos for the black-haired herondales era, and i think it's time to pass the baton and give the blondes a chance again (after jace)!

but coming back to the main topic (apologies🫶🏻) since u asked, there are some things in kit's arc that i do wish were done slightly differently and the main thing i can think of is how quickly he adjusted to jessa as his parent figures! like don't get me wrong, i love jessa and i think they are so so good for him, especially after everything he went through. but, i do think he accepted them a bit faster than i think he actually would've? like his whole life he spent with johnny and as a hardcore rook, and then it just feels like he completely forgets about that in a matter of chapters! like he is traumatised after his father's death and we never really see that either (like he was THERE when johnny was killed???? hello????). and i really hope that this part of his story is addressed in twp, bc it's kinda driving me crazy. <3

also idk what’s canon yet bc the series ain’t out but i’m gonna say it -> i want kit to continue being shorter than ty. thank u for coming to my ted talk.

[lavend-ler]

Soundrod headcanons challenge

Who says I love you first?

Who makes their energon?

Who is the early bird/who is the night owl?

Who is the big spoon/Who is the little spoon?

Who loves to cuddle?

Who hogs the blanket?

Who wakes the other one up with kisses?

Who usually has nightmares?

Who likes sweets?

Who likes horror movies/who likes romance movies?

Who is small/who is tall?

Who is considered the scaredy cat?

Who is the most affectionate?

Nicknames?

Who is most likely to carry the other?

Who asks for money/Who has money?

Who proposes?

Who is top/Who is bottom?

Who is most ticklish?

Who brings an animal they found home?

Who wants to stay in bed just a bit longer?

Who cooks best?

Who needs reassurance?

Who comms inappropriate things to the other during inappropriate times?

Who cries during certain films?

Who tells their friends/family about the relationship first?

AAAAAAAAA THANK U SO MUCH!!!!!!! AND LETS GOOOOO MY FAVE GUYS!!!!!! 💙❤

ok this is a fair warning - this whole post is around 2,5k so yeah. VERY long

Who says I love you first?

I’m gonna surprise you – Soundwave! they were both dancing around with the feelings for each other for the longest time, yet the obligations of being an Autobot and a Decepticon held them off from it. the thought that “I cannot be in love with x, it’s not what I was supposed to be”, as much as their love grew stronger. but the moment Soundwave saw Hot Rod in danger from Tarn, he knew how meaningless the fractions truly became. his Hot Rod was hurting and he couldn’t let it be. so he defeated Tarn and barely kept together. when he woke up in the med bay, he saw Hot Rod sleeping near, right with Laserbeak, never leaving his side. that was when Soundwave told him he loved him – to this being reciprocated, of course

in different timelines than CBV I still see Soundwave being the one to confess first. he is upfront and even if it pains him from his loyalty, he tells Rods how much he loves him bc he can’t live in a world where he wouldn’t at least be in the clear and rejected. but no matter what, Rods loves him back

Who makes their energon?

again, I think Soundwave. underneath his stoicism there’s a mech who cares abt his loved ones and is so protective. Rods does everything in full speed – Soundwave is there to remind him to slow things down and take care of himself. the world doesn’t need to be saved immediately. it’s Soundwave’s inside duty to remind Rods that he deserves saving too and doesn’t need to push himself to the limits bc of others. not to mention, Soundwave does a rly well blend of energon

Who is the early bird/who is the night owl?

oughh sun/moon ships are my weakness and they fit this so perfectly. Hot Rod is the early bird. he stays up early to get things done, he loves the sunlight and feels the most energetic in the day. doesn’t mean that he’s good at waking up early tho! he often “just 5 more mins”-s Soundwave. Soundwave is the night owl, used to doing cons’ mission during the night to be inconspicuous and since he’s such a workaholic, he tends to stay up late just to finish that one last project he needs to

Who is the big spoon/Who is the little spoon?

Soundwave is the big spoon, he’s very, very protective. Rods is the little spoon bc he loves to be held in Soundwave’s arms 💖

Who loves to cuddle?

they both do! Soundwave grew to love it after being so touch starved and isolated from anyone else. with Rods being so physically affectionate, he grew to love physical touch cause it reminds him of his lover,, not to mention, Rods’ heating systems are very pleasant for Soundwave to touch. and as I’ve said, Rods is definitely someone who is VERY physically affectionate and very casual with his affection via touch (after all he’s got THE TOUCH). so Rods cuddling Soundwave is his own personal, wordless way of saying “I love u” <3

Who hogs the blanket?

I believe that Hot Rod does that a lot! mostly bc Soundwave doesn’t move too much in his sleep, Rods can’t help it, he has to spill himself all over the place. not that Soundwave minds too much, since Rods himself is so warm, Soundwave always keeps warm

Who wakes the other one up with kisses?

whoever wakes up first hehe :3 it’s almost their competition, as they’re sooo competitive with each other it’s basically a love language of their. whoever wakes up first gets to kiss the other to wake up. when it’s Rods, he rolls on top of Soundwave and starts kissing his facemask, being surprised when Soundwave wakes up and retracts his battle mask so they kiss right on dermas (so in a way, the victory is his then too hehe). when it’s Soundwave, he kisses Hot Rod softly first at the helm and then on his cheek, while gently touching the side of his faceplate

Who usually has nightmares?

they both do, honestly. Soundwave has nightmares abt Tarn, abt the border separating them and abt Megatron’s abuse towards him and his fellow cons. even more so, in his nightmares, Soundwave loses control. he can’t help neither himself and allows the pain to spread on others, he’s unable to save. it’s the tortures that are harming his chassis, no matter if from Tarn or from Megatron himself. in his nightmares, Hot Rod also gets hurt and Soundwave can only watch. when he wakes up, he holds him close, reassuring himself that they’re both there

Hot Rod’s nightmares are abt death and destruction but he himself never gets hurt. It’s always someone close to him who gets hurt or dies before his optics. then there is a cacophony of voices which blame him for the occurrences that happened, that he doesn’t deserve to be the survivor. he also has dreams that Soundwave wouldn’t come back to him, gone forever, or choosing the violence of the cons instead of the future they built together. when Rods has nightmares, he wakes up screaming and Soundwave always calms him down

Who likes sweets?

I think Hot Rod does, he has a big sweet tooth and likes the “kiddy” sugary flavors. Soundwave can’t stand too much sweetness but he always prepares Rods’ energon to be sweeter than it should be so he’s happy

Who likes horror movies/who likes romance movies?

Soundwaves likes BOTH horror movies and romance movies. he loves cheesy Earth romances (esp when they’re musicals!) but also loves thrilling atmospheric horrors. on the other hand, Rods doesn’t mind both but he’s def more of a thrilling action movie guy with lots of well-choreographed fights and impressive wide shots

Who is small/who is tall?

they’re both tall, they’re Cybertronian! but Soundwave is canonically a lil taller than Rods. I like to think tho that when Rods becomes Rodimus Prime, he is taller than Soundwave (and that would piss him off if he wasn’t happy to be held by his wonderful husband)

Who is considered the scaredy cat?

neither, they’re both brave and take danger head on

Who is the most affectionate?

define affectionate bc I think they’re both very affectionate! just in their own ways, of course. Rods is very affectionate with physical touch and PDA. he’s very public and everyone knows how much he loves Soundwave. he’s the one to reach for Soundwave’s servo to hold in public places, hug him, hold him and kiss him of course. not to mention the words of praise, loving glances and talking highly abt how much he loves Soundwave

Soundwave is much more reserved with his affection and prefers to do it in private. then from his side there’s a lot of gentle touches but also firmer ones when he knows Rods wants a little manhandling hehe. there are kisses and the initiated affection, listening to Rods’ spark, touching him very lingeringly. Soundwave is also the one to initiate the spark merging/sharing the most and also sharing his spark’s energy for Rods so he wordlessly reassures him of his love

Nicknames?

Hot Rod calls Soundwave “Waves”, “Sounds”, “Soundy” or babe or “Wave Babe” or “Soundbabe” and he LOVES to gush abt Soundwave and invent new cutesy nicknames for him. Soundwave isn’t very much so a nicknames guy but he does calls Rods his sweetspark, his love, his dearest. usually tho he uses Rods’ full name, as a sign of respect and devotion

Who is most likely to carry the other?

no matter if he’s Hot Rod or Rodimus Prime, Soundwave loves to carry him around. and Rods simply loves to be carried around by Soundwave and being held in his arms <3 not to mention with Rods’ often very low impulse control, Soundwave just has to rescue his bf from the imminent yet avoidable danger of stupidity ok

Who asks for money/Who has money?

pretty sure they both have high positions that pay well. firstly as they started dating Soundwave had more money, so he def spoiled Rods like so. but when Rods became Rodimus Prime and Soundwave his second in command it all just became very equal for them   

Who proposes?

ok, again, hear me out – Hot Rod proposes. Soundwave definitely thought of so but he’s such a perfectionist, he had to think of every small detail to make it perfect for his beloved Rods. then, one night it’s warm, it’s comfortable, they hold each other while laying down on their berth. Soundwave feels so comfortable and even more so, he feels safe when there’s no danger, no pain just him and his Hot Rod. of course, he also plays music, he always does. Rods whispers sweet nothings onto him and then asks for Soundwave to play one of their songs. Rods starts to sing along with it and as the song ends, he looks directly at Soundwave and asks him to be his Conjunx Endura. taken aback, Soundwave feels warmth spreading all across his spark and Rods’ pulsating spark next to his with love and excitement. and when Soundwave says “yes”, he was never more sure of anything else during his lifetime

Who is top/Who is bottom?

Soundwave is a top, he loves control and to please his lover. Rods is a bottom, he loves to be held and cared by Soundwave

Who is most ticklish?

I think they’re both ticklish actually but Rods is more ticklish. when Soundwave learns of it, it’s like a lightbulb moment for him and he definitely takes advantage of this. and Rods can’t help it, he just pretty much loves it

Who brings an animal they found home?

Soundwave has this tendency to see every animals and immediately want to take it home. he loves strays and wants to take care of every little critter. it takes a lot from Rods to say no to him but welP he just gotta do it to have their household under control (he does love all of Soundwave’s cassettes tho and the cassettes love him back)

Who wants to stay in bed just a bit longer?

as much as Hot Rod is definitely a morning person, he does like to stay in bed, cuddled to Soundwave for just a minute longer. then the sun falls on his faceplate, he realizes how happy he is to see it and immediately springs away to enjoy the sun. Soundwave definitely stays in bed longer but he loves seeing Rods this energetic, it makes him want to stay up and enjoy the day with him

Who cooks best?

as a cook myself I love to be self-indulgent and say Soundwave cooks best lol during the lonely nights at the Nemesis he taught himself to do it. Rods loves his energon and always finds it top notch. not to mention, as a sparkreader (my hc hehe) Soundwave wordlessly knows what Rods’ spark wants and he modifies it every day to suit his likings. Rods is always happy and enamored by it of course

Who needs reassurance?

they both do, in their own ways actually. Soundwave is closed with his feelings and detached but Rods knows him so well, he can sense the little different things in his behavior and help him out. Soundwave’s mind reminds him of the deeds of the past that happened within his Decepticon loyalty. some bots still can’t look at him, fearing for their lives. in times like these Soundwave simply wants to believe that he’s not a killer machine anymore but he can choose softness instead of violence too. all he truly wants is togetherness, yet he often can’t believe he’s made for this. that’s when Rods soothes him with gentle touches and words, reminding him that the world had changed and everything was of Soundwave’s creation and his choice. no matter what others say, Rods knows Soundwave’s spark is in the right place

Rods on the other hand experiences a lot of doubts abt how he deserves to have such position and carries immense survivor’s guilt within himself. regarding Nyon, regarding Cheetor, regarding Optimus, regarding everyone who had been lost before his optics yet he survived. Rods often feels as if he doesn’t deserve the praise when so many things went wrong. in his mind, he fears that he’s still the inexperienced bot, who has so much to learn and shouldn’t be trusted with such responsibility. Soundwave, again as a sparkreader, can read through those doubts in an instant. he’s not exactly someone to say big words so he simply sends Rods the reassurances with his spark. that he’s the reason Soundwave is still here. that he made Cybertron a better place. that he deserves good things  

Who comms inappropriate things to the other during inappropriate times?

another fun game of theirs lmao I gotta say both. sometimes they try to one up one another in the texts like such when the other is at meeting. Rods gets very into it, while Soundwave is as stoic as ever. they both love it. everyone around them hates it skfjbnsjdk

Who cries during certain films?

why do u think that Soundwave wears a battlemask, huh. this man deep down inside is so damn sensitive, he just can’t help but to mask his crying during sad stuff. esp ones with animals. for the love of Primus don’t show him Marley & Me or Rods will have to put his sobbing mess together and even Laserbeak will get startled

Who tells their friends/family about the relationship first?

I feel like everyone around them just would Know. they’ve been acting so oblivious around each other, ppl even started making bets how quickly they’d end up together. to surprise of everyone Whirl won that bet and Dead End was very mad. but other than that I think Rods was the first to share it with Perceptor and Arcee. Perceptor already knew but Arcee was so so happy for Rods, she hugged him and congratulated him right up

from Soundwave’s side, I’m sure Starscream already sensed that and even if he rolled his optics, he was happy for his Amica after the war had ended. also Shadow Striker knew right away and just told him “called it” but she was happy too. as for the cassettes I think they’re spark bonded to Soundwave and they knew he was in love with Rods even before he had realized his feelings,,

[varilien]

i used to LOVE ur trigun art and seeing you get into dbz is so joyous ... two of my beloved things? hjell yeah ... cant wait to see more art from u looking with my autistic eyes sooo hard

fun fact dbz directly contribute to why i didn't get into trigun as a little kid because watching dbz and anime with Similar Themes/Aesthetics made little child me look at the first four episodes of trigun n go "this is BORING AND LAME AND NO ONE IS PUNCHING AND KICKING EACH OTHER ENOUGH." LMAO

[ryonello]

rhapsody apexmobile i have feelings for you 💖___💖

[doradotcom]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DORA I see a tasty treat in your future 🔮

omg ur psychic powers im eating a slice of cake rn......

[euryalex]

🖊🖊🖊 for Delphi my love

😭😭 Sarah I love uuu thank you!! 💖

🖊 When Delphi first wakes up, post transformation, all she feels is pain. All her arms hurt, her head hurts, her eyes hurt. Besides that, the first thing she notices is the abhorrent smell. Dr. Moreau had left her body in a pile of corpses, thinking she had died. From that day forward, a legend of a spider-woman, moving from town to town, is born.

🖊 Everyone from her past life doesn't know what happened to her, some even thinking her dead. It's not until a Witcher contract is put on her head that she's confronted with her past. Geralt of Rivia, who like her lover is of the School of the Wolf, is the one who takes the contract. He soon finds out the contract was unwarranted, as Delphi hasn't done anything besides existing near a village. His first instinct is to ask if Arnen knows she's still alive, to which she states that no one knows.

🖊 While she doesn't plan on telling anyone, she's forced to reunite with Arnen when the Wild Hunt attacks Kaer Morhen. At first, Arnen can't believe his eyes. Then, they fight over the fact that she never told him the truth, and that he mourned for her. Then, they make up, albeit slowly. In the books, I think their reunion would happen 'off screen' - away from Geralt's story. It'd almost be a throwaway line of how they got back together and are now dating again, or something like that.

[pizzacrustdisposal]

not to get parasocial but i think you'd be very fun and cool to hang out with

!!!!!!!!!

edit I just realised I never actually posted this woooops D:

[ulircursed]

He sees the little bird across the room. He didn't think he was going to approach, but here's something about Duessel that this little creature seems interested in.

He moves closer, and that's when he realizes it's his brooch. He looks down at it, raises his eyebrows, and then taps the blond man on the shoulder.

"Excuse me," he begins. "I don't mean to interrupt. It appears your companion is interested in my crystal." That sounds strange to say, but he's seen how the little bird's head tracks its movements. "Might we exchange? We have the same brooch, but I need to collect one of each as well."

Andrei had long given up on keeping close track of everything Cranberry found exciting tonight — while normally not a difficult endeavor, there are simply too many new things for the young pigeon to experience in this ballroom, and his squeals and hops are almost continuous. As long as he does not leave the safety of Andrei's shoulders, Cranberry is free to take in the sights of his own accord.

As such, it's not until there is a tap upon his shoulder that Andrei turns to find himself faced with a taller, older man, a teardrop crystal gleaming against his brooch. Cranberry makes to hop across the distance between the two, but Andrei moves back with a soft noise of warning.

Leif is one matter, but he is not certain random strangers would appreciate having a bird hopping freely about them.

"Ah... yes," he says, looking down at the young pigeon who continues to have his gaze fixed upon the other's crystal, "He seems to have developed quite a liking for these." And surprisingly so — he had never seen a pigeon attracted to shiny objects quite like this before, but if it is what makes Cranberry happy, and within his power, then Andrei will attempt to fulfill his wishes.

So he takes one of his own from the chain he'd managed to collect thus far, holding it out with a nod. "You have my gratitude, Sir...?" He looks like either a Knight or a professor, after all, and it would not hurt to be polite.

[gu6chan]

i wanna get back into rp again but i dont wanna put in the work........... i wanna rp bondrewd.......... i wanna rp ozen........ i miss leonard....... i wanna do an oc blog....... im tired and need to pee..... :(

[library-of-the-starless-sea]

THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN \o/

review critique will be incoming at such a time as i have energy to write it

[caninecowboy]

bats, teeth, blood

tell me what three things come to mind for my account/blog

also my motherfucking brand .

[saro2009]

7 NEW SKIKLEIN FICS ON AO3 OH BOY YIPPEEEEEEE

The lack of any kind of skiklein content here (Anywhere really) is Disappointing and disturbing .. Its right there.! Content handed directly into your hands! And you Refuse Your calling? ok Man. I see where your priorities lie.

[mattyriddlesbitch]

Hiiiii! So, I'm Arab and I was wondering is you could do a y/n x Mattheo riddle(cuz y/n is so badass) where they're fighting about the girls that go to Mattheo. y/n goes into Arabic and mattheo goes hard and then. . . you can determine what you want to do with it. BTW I LOVE UUUUU

ps can u make them in a secret relationship?

I LOVE UUUUU TOO AAAA THANK YOU! Sorry this took so long!

All Yours

Mattheo Riddle x F!Reader

Warnings: Oral(female receiving), fingering, unprotected sec, cream pie, cussing.

18+ Minors DNI!

There he was again. Your secret boyfriend. Mattheo Riddle. Surrounded by girls at one of the Slytherin parties. There were quite a few reasons to keep your relationship secret. His father. Your parents. His friends. Even your friends. He didn’t want you to be used against him as a weakness either.

Whatever the reasons, you were still fuming about how he spoke with the girls. Granted, he never did touch them or reciprocate their flirtations. But he didn’t push them away either or reject them outright.

He spotted you across the room, locking eyes with you and giving you his wicked smile that normally made you melt. When he got met with your crossed arms and eye roll, he knew you were mad and the smile dropped.

He was able to get away from the girls, redirecting them to his friends before he slipped away. He was pulling you away from everyone, skirting around the party to avoid anyone’s attention as he pulled you up to his dorm.

He closed the door behind you two before speaking. “Alright. What’s wrong, sweet girl?”

“Don’t call me that.” You said, crossing your arms over your chest again.

He sighed. “Fine. What’s wrong?”

You weren’t sure what to say, trying to figure out how to phrase it. You weren’t exactly prepared for this confrontation.

“Is it the girls?” He asked, stepping closer.

“Of course it is!” You nearly yelled. How can he be so stupid?

“Come on, princess. You know I can’t do anything about it.” He tried speaking softly as he touched your arm.

All that did though was piss you off even more. You pulled your arm from him and started yelling. “Yes, you can! You can tell them to back off! You can tell them you’re not interested!”

“I can’t do that. It’ll be suspicious. I don’t want people catching on that I have a girlfriend.” He said, keeping his voice calm.

You knew what he meant. He meant he didn’t want people to find out so they can use you against him or harm you. But you were mad, so of course the words were falling from your mouth faster than you were even thinking. “Oh, it’s so bad to have a girlfriend now? I’m that embarrassing to you?”

“No-” He tried interjecting, but you cut him off.

You were slipping into Arabic without even realizing it. You were just yelling and he was staring at you, stunned. It was the first time he’d heard you speak Arabic, let alone yelling it.

You stopped yelling after a few moments, looking at him to respond. “What?”

“That was so hot.” He said and his mouth was on yours.

The anger that you had was turning into desire for him as you guided you two towards the bed, lips pressed together still as you took off what clothes you could without breaking the kiss. He pushed you back onto the bed once you reached it and helped you out of your clothes, wasting no time to sink between your thighs and start licking and sucking like a starved man.

“Keep going. Talk to me.” He said, pushing two fingers inside you.

It took you a moment to start talking, rambling something about how good it feels and whatever else came to mind. It’s not like he knew what you were saying anyways.

“Fucking hot.” He groaned before licking at your clit again.

You kept your rambling, only breaking with moans and whimpers. His name falling from your mouth every few sentences as he was desperately trying to make you fall apart on his tongue and fingers.

“That’s fucking it. You gonna cum, princess? I wanna see you cum on my fingers. Look so pretty screaming my name.” He said, staring up at you between your legs.

You couldn’t deny him what he was craving, nearly begging for. You were falling apart for him only moments later, tugging his hair, trembling, crying out his name.

He flipped you over after riding out your orgasm, gripping your hips to pull back towards him. He slowly eased the head of his dick in, groaning as you moaned.

“You’re fucking hot when you’re mad.” He said with a slight struggle as he kept pushing inside you.

“My yelling turns you on?” You asked, gripping at the sheets.

“More than it should, probably.” He started thrusting, no longer being gentle, he gripped your hips with bruising force and fucking you fast and deep. “You can keep going if you’d like. Or would you rather scream my name?” He asked, leaning over to grab your hair, lifting your head from the bed.

“Fuck, Mattheo! I-fuck!” You cried out, finding it difficult to think with his cock hitting so deep inside you.

“Guess that’s my answer, huh?” He teased.

“Shut up!” You tried for an irritated tone, but it was hardly even halfhearted.

“Oh, but you love when I talk to you like this. Can feel how wet you get, love.” He leaned down so his chest was pressing against your back. 

He was fucking into you so deep, he moved his hand from your hair to rub at your clit, making you whimper from how sensitive it was.

“Maybe you just needed to be reminded that I’m all yours in another way to get rid of that anger, hm?” He mused, pressing kisses along your upper back. “Fucking clenching me, princess, you gonna cum again already?”

All you could do was nod in response, your voice occupied with moaning and crying out with his thrusts.

“That’s it. Be a good girl then and cum for me.” He said softly. “Cum on my cock, pretty girl.”

And you were trembling again, crying out his name and you gripped at the sheets.

He cursed as he came from the feeling of your pussy trying to milk him, filling you with his cum.

“I’m all yours, sweet girl. You’re all mine, too.” He said reassuringly as he pressed kisses where he could reach as your body relaxed.

[slater-baby]

But the way I can totally see (and have been hopelessly imagining) an unhinged spitfire American woman absolutely ruining Simon’s life (in the best way possible).

Thank uuuuu Slater <333 I can’t wait to see what you have up your sleeves!

BRO FR!!!!! Sometimes, the British-American divide can get overused in fanfics, but!!! In some specific instances, a healthy dose of barbecue, Jif Peanut Butter, and good ol’ American flags can bring a man to his knees 😤

For real? If there was a spitfire American girl to drag him around the states, taking him to all the stupid sight-seeing spots he never wanted to go to, you can bet your ass he’d let her lead him around by his hand with a smile on his face.

Because he never thought he’d be stuck on a boat watching fireworks in some backwater Mississippi mud hole, but here he is now. And when your girl pushes you into a lawn chair, shoves a beer in your hand, and tells you (threatens you) to sit there and enjoy the 4th with the rest of them, you’d damn well do it. Trust him. He knows.

Because last Fourth of July ended up with his pretty girl half drunk in a still-soaking bathing suit, giving him the cold shoulder after he made one (1) poorly timed 1776 joke that turned into a party-wide debate.

That, and it ended with the two of them missing the firework show.

(NSFW below cut)

Because he’d followed her around the party until she had no choice but to speak to him. Until the heat in her body overcame the still-simmering annoyance she felt.

Until he’d had her pressed up against the wall in the darkened entryway of their friend’s lake house, bikini bottoms around her knees, his cock pushing in and out of her slick cunt, while he whispers hushed apologies in her ear with every sharp thrust.

And even when she’s moaning his name, ass spanked raw and red, she still has the audacity to pretend to be mad at him.

“C’mon, love,” he whispers, “I said I was sorry, yeah? Can’t still be mad at me, can ‘ya?”

Her nails dig into his wrist in warning, but she still pushes her ass back onto his cock anyway. He has to resist scoffing at her own hypocrisy.

“I can,” she seethes, “I’m still mad at you, Simon.”

“Mm,” he reaches down to swipe a finger over her clit, “What’ll make it better, love? Tell me. Need me to fuck you harder? Fuck you faster? Need me to get on my knees for you? Show you how sorry I really am? Tell me, love. Tell me and I promise I’ll make it better.”

Some strangled noise leaves her mouth, and she bites her lip. Her eyes are still angry when she turns to him, but something so demure and desperate collects inside of her. And when she opens to mouth to speak in that pretty accent he’d only ever heard in the movies until now, he’ll be damned if he says no.

“Need you to…” she trails off, a little to desperate to be coherent, “Need you on your knees, Simon. Please.”

“There we go. That’s it, love,” he grabs a handful of her ass, “Sayin’ please ‘n everything. Wasn’t too hard, now was it?”

“Don’t push your luck,” she quips.

“Wouldn’t dare, love. I said I was sorry, didn’t I?”

She purses her lip gloss colored lips, pressing a hand to his shoulder to push him to his knees. And when he gets down right in front of her, that stupid American flag bikini front and center on her beautiful body (it was supposed to be a joke), he’s harder than he can ever remember being in his fucking life.

“Then prove it,” she tells him, yanking on his hair.

And by god he does.

Because he might be the one wearing the pants, but his little spitfire has always been the one in charge. Needless to say, he lost his peace of mind way back in England, and he’ll probably never get it back.