#ANYWAY happy zosan day

[softzosan]

me: apparently it's zosan day today

husband: but isn't everyday zosan gay- uh, day?

[120percents]

i just think it’s so funny that zoro does not even wanna comment on the usokaya situation when usopp explicitly asks and he very pointedly looks away when they kiss and yet he proceeds to butt in every single time sanji flirts with a woman or implies he knows about romance to redirect attention back on himself like god i wonder where your interests lie…

[crazycoven]

♡ happy valentines day ♡

[onelonelypiano]

happy valentine's day! these mfs are giggling and drunk off their asses

if tumblr mobile compresses it, it'll be on twitter!

[lesbomaticlove]

JUST IN TIME FOR SANJI DAY

(this was just one of the page but ngl i hate my composition so uhhh)

anyway its some sanji of my zosan modern au! (zoro post here)

struggling recently with making art that im actually happy about but oh well may as well post something and oh boy have i been putting work into this au

[sirludox]

please tell me all about your zosan pony verse i love them!

Oh my god it would be an honour! I'll start off by mentioning that the reason I chose Sanji as a pegasus was I see his more flamboyant personality fitting that better and i just could not imagine a horse wielding 3 swords without some sort of help so I tinkered how unicorn magic works slightly with it being more closely related to mental and physical strength rather than just being a sort of cheat code haha! Also it was fun imagining a more brutish unicorn compared to the usual elegance of one! Zoro did in fact lose his horn with his first meeting of Mihawk! I was debating making him lose it when he lost his eye but I felt like him dedicating himself even more to training and meditation to make up for what he's lost fit better with it occurring much earlier on than randomly off screen like his eye. Sanji also witnessing him lose his horn yet still declare his loyalty and never losing a fight again would push Sanji to join the crew since he cant fly Sanji, like I said, can't fly mostly related to a) the deformed genes from the poison and b) his wings were bound down when he was a kid by Judge while he was imprisoned much like how he had the helmet on. While their growth wasn't affected, having no prior training on top of the messed up genes means as much as he can do with "flying" is gliding off of tall places or high up but even then that's limited. His "sky walk" is still done with his legs like in the original, so while he can technically "fly", he can't feel the wind between his wings like he normally should for having wings and so he often enjoys spreading his wings out on windy days to ease the desire of "freedom"! He uses his wings primarily as he would hands now, using them to carry food and dishes out and express emotions with them, and absolutely hates having them constricted (it begins to freak him out slightly). Sanji then learnt to use his legs (mostly his back ones) for fighting from Zeff (whom im still debating lost a leg or a wing) and the rest is history! These two still bicker and are the exact same as they are in the original, just with the bonus addition of them bonding over them missing their core "features" of their kind, a broken horn and useless wings. They never ever bring these aspects up in a way to offend/insult the other, as they know they're both rather sensitive topics, but they both use what they've lost to their advantage and dont let any of it hold them back Some more unique quirks they have now are:

Sanji preens/grooms his feathers a LOT and takes a lot of care with them. These days (20's), he's allowed Zoro to preen him when he can't from injuries, and Zoro is good with it/surprisingly gentle after learning from Kuina

Unicorns usually rub/touch horns gently in a comforting manner between family or extremely close (wink wink) others, and butting heads/clashing is more aggressive (which is why zosan often bump heads when arguing). As a trade off for the preening Sanji will often gently touch his head to Zoro's as thanks, or when he's in a particularly bad spot (be it physically or mentally) as a way to comfort him without words being needed to be said. Sanji doesn't know the more romantic connotations of it <3

Sanji tends to "fluff up" during preening as subconsciously finding it extremely relaxing and pleasing and Zoro pokes fun at him for it a little but not too much to avoid scaring him away

40 year old Zosan here has Sanji much more comfortable asking Zoro for a preen or "demanding for it" and Zoro finds it "so annoying" but does it anyway (theyre grossly in love)

Sanji will tease Zoro for being so "brute" as a unicorn, and Zoro teases Sanji for being a "dumb peacock"

Sorry for so much of a ramble haha they're just so much fun to work with, and included a couple sketches to kind of go along with things and explore other characters! If you (or anyone) has any other questions I'll be happy to answer ❤️ (sorry if some of this doesnt make sense haha)

[doughnutkinggg]

Zosan Week: Day #5 “Trust”

I feel like (especially for zoro) spooning is a very vulnerable position that involves a LOT of trust, especially for Zoro, to have his precious back right at the mercy of the cook.

That was my interpretation anyways

I’m behind, I but I think I’d rather be behind and make pretty things then rush an miss all my sleep lol, anyways, where I’m at it’s still December 2nd, (or November 32) so happy Zosan day as well!

[cybussy]

pairing: zoro x sanji / zosan (one piece)

genre: fluff, idiocy, getting together, mutual pining

warnings: none, just headache inducing dumbassery from the two of them

ao3

sanji never liked books. he thinks they're too unrealistic to entertain him. the only ones he can stand are those with recipes.

that was until robin introduced him to a "stupid" romance novel, one that he liked quite a lot.

since then, he's become a bookworm and bonds more with robin over their shared interests. he has also been comparing a certain marimo to the books he enjoys.

about how unpredictable the novels that robin recommended to him are, just like the seaweed. how he enjoys watching zoro's day-to-day routine, just like how the books entertain him. how he thinks he knows where the story is going but then it takes a huge turn- just like zoro, who surprises him with every move he does.

a plot twist, an enigma, that's what zoro is. zoro is like a book to sanji, maybe that's what got him hooked to books in the first place- which he never liked from the start, zoro, yes that's it. he likes books like how he likes zoro.

but of course, the marimo doesn't need to know that.

just like in books, he's gonna be watching from afar, silently watching zoro until he gets his own lover and reaches a happy ending. then that's where his cue to stop is going to come.

books are entertaining and this should be as well, right? he's gonna stay as an outsider from zoro's romance story, like how he reads books. he's gonna root for zoro, the main lead, and his love interest, he would want them to get together, for his own enjoyment as well.

so why the hell does it hurt?

guess that's the difference between books and reality.

the other gives you little pangs of pain whenever the main couple have misunderstandings, the other.. well, makes you suffer in silence. much worse that being kicked by blackleg sanji himself, the very own sanji bets.

'whatever', the blonde brushes it off. these stupid feelings will go away soon anyway. he's too busy to fall inlove, it won't do him any good in finding the All Blue. 'it's just a little crush because zoro is so cool and hot- nothing serious.'

is what he'd like to say if this "stupid little crush" hasn't been here for the past 6 months already.

okay- so he might be slightly inlove with the marimo BUT it's sure to go away soon. he swears.

while he was having an internal conflict about his dumbass feelings, zoro casted him a look, and gave a gut-wrenching (positive) smile that made him want to rip out his beating heart in an instant.

it's times like these that sanji falls harder for the goddamn marimo. a smile so so small while he's working out and the blonde relaxing a few inches away, a pat on the head after zoro finishes his dinner as a praise for sanji's (usual) great food, zoro hearing him out when a sudden depressive episode hits him while they're on night watch, god fucking damn it.

he IS head over heels for zoro, fine. fuck you if you somehow get the balls to mention all of this information to the dumbass.

he has no clue about sanji's feelings, and it shall stay that way because he's not kidding when he says he's gonna throw himself out of the ship, in the middle of this huge ass sea, if god forbid his feelings reached the ears of the seaweed.

zoro suddenly stopped lifting his weights and looked at sanji for a second and said, "hey cook, the dessert earlier was amazing. you remembered that i don't like sweets, thanks."

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.

A RARE COMPLIMENT FROM ZORO HE'S GOING TO ACTUALLY DIE.

"ah.. it's nothing. what kind if cook am i if i don't please my customers, yeah?" sanji managed to reply normally despite malfunctioning like crazy on the inside.

he fucking hates this side of zoro.

the rare, soft, gentle, zoro who you might mistake for the man of your dreams if it weren't for the fact that this side of him is the complete opposite of the real zoro who is a brute, stupid, no-table-manners, swordsman.

the soft zoro who always manages to catch sanji off-guard and makes him wanna throw himself to outer space and never come back because of how much his heart was beating for the marimo.

he is exaggerating but he can't help it he's head over heels for the swordsman- not that he actually wants to admit to it.

despite sanji's brain going into ruins he failed to miss the smile that zoro- again- gave him.

this is the worst.

he only wanted to relax in this fine afternoon after the exhaustion of which feeding the bottomless pit that is luffy's stomach gave him, not fall inlove harder with this crewmate!

it doesn't help that their other friends are out enjoying themselves and left only the two of them to guard the ship.

yes, that's right, guard the ship AND NOT UNDRESS THE MARIMO WITH HIS EYES.

this is the worst, oh god- this is the first time he turned to the guy above whom everyone worships and it is shameless to ask but- sanji wishes for a sea king to just appear and swallow him, never to be found, never to come back aboard on the ship with the man he loves.

well apparently god hates non-worshippers because the marimo just had to talk to him again- now with a slight blush on his face.

huh? a blush? what? why-

"cook, are you dating someone?" zoro asked with a voice so quiet it makes it seem like he didn't want to speak in the first place.

sanji, confused, and quite frankly tired of running around in his own mind just because his crush did something cute, replied with a raised voice, "HUH?" which seem to have startled zoro a bit, he's used with the cook yelling all the damn time but he didn't really expect that the blonde would take offense from the question.

zoro slightly panicking, took his question back "shit. should i have not asked? sorry cook, i was curious and robin told me to ju-" but he was cut off when sanji gave a reply.

"no no no just wait you goddamn marimo- i'm not dating someone. and what do you mean you were curious?!" sanji replied with a blush that you can never miss, even if you were the dumbest seaweed on earth.

zoro returned the blush, equally flustered as the other because his motive was just exposed to the chef, "yeah- uh- i was curious, it's like i know everything about you but not if you have a lover or something.. i asked robin and she told me to just ask you directly and i did. is that weird?"

shit. zoro's actions makes it seem like he likes him back.

wait.

like.. him.. back?

"w-why were you curious in the first place anyway? i'm pretty sure you don't have a single romantic bone in you... the question isn't weird but now it is because it came from you!" sanji asked- more like demanded to know to be honest- the blush still not going away from his face.

zoro gave him a dumbfounded look, like sanji was THE dumb one, "why would you ask that? i thought you knew...?" he said with genuine confusion.

before sanji could ask- yell 'what the hell does that mean marimo?!' zoro spoke again, the most unbelievable sentence so far.

"i like you, cook."

for the love of everything holy.

sanji bursted out laughing, though not genuine, "no- haha, i must be dreaming! i read too many romance novels and now i'm projecting on my dreams that the stupid marimo actually likes me back! yeah that's it- that's what's happening here. this isn't real." he nervously laughed it off, after all it's impossible that the roronoa zoro has romantic feelings for someone, let anyone sanji himself.

the chef was proven wrong when zoro's reaction turned into one of concern, "the hell do you mean cook? this is real life. i'm being genuine here and you just laughed it off, just say so if you feel the same way, i can actually take rejections you know." after he uttered the last bit, zoro's expression turned into just genuine sadness, definitely a reaction you wouldn't expect from the man himself.

"no, god no, it's not like that you dumbass marimo! didn't you hear what i just said? i said i like you but i never expected for you to return the feelings- hell, i didn't even expect you to know your own feelings! it just feels like a dream, you know? i've been fighting my feelings for 6 months already and i swore to never let you know but here you are, confessing. i even compared you to the romance novels that robin gave me- said i would've been okay with just watching you from afar getting all happy and soft with your lover even if i knew it was a lie but then you went ahead and said all this. of course i wouldn't believe it!" sanji was practically rambling but he didn't really care, as long as the message gets through zoro's thick skull.

"what? 6 months? i never noticed!"

sanji lit up a cigarette to hide his embarrassment, "told ya' you're stupid." then he blew out a smoke.

zoro frowned at his response, "i could say the same thing to you shit cook. i've been flirting with you for 9 months already and you never noticed."

the chef choked on his own smoke, "what the hell?! how long have you liked me!?" sanji yelled while coughing slightly and zoro replied with the same volume, "since arlong park you dumbass!"

"then why the fuck did you not tell me!?"

"you're always flirting with women, who would?"

sanji looked over at zoro who he didn't notice scooted near him and stopped working out completely, and if he wasn't observant enough he would've missed the pout-y expression that zoro was making, though he was amazing at hiding it.

"yeah, my bad. we're just both idiots huh?" the cook extinguished his cigarette and grinned, zoro shortly returned the face, "yeah. you're worse though. dense as hell love cook."

"even the most intelligent person wouldn't know if you're flirting you idiot! you're always glaring at me and picking a fight, how the hell would i catch the hint? it's not like i can rea-"

"shut up and kiss me, shit cook."

they spent the whole afternoon making out (gross) and cuddling, when the crew came back they sneakily went back to doing their own thing as if nothing romantic happened in the first place.

the crew could tell though. the first fight that broke out between them after the others arrived back from their little trip was practically filled with hearts and flowers all over the both of them.

oh and a certain someone was definitely spying on them, congratulating sanji for making the scenes in his favorite romance novels come to life, albeit not as romantic.

though it is quite obvious that the cook wouldn't have his own romance any other way.

[vinsmokewife]

I Don't Hate You

Day Three of (a very zosan centric) Kinktober - Hatesex.

Zoro has had enough of Sanji being a brat and decides to take matters into his own hands.

Sometimes you needed to blow off steam when someone was getting on your nerves.  

This was often when Zoro felt like Sanji was being a little brat. Which, to be honest, was often. Sanji often behaved like a brat whenever it came to Zoro. Sanji was good at winding Zoro up to the point where things tend to breakdown just like this. Like today when Sanji was being annoying; throwing himself at Nami and Robin and then arguing with Zoro at every turn. He was constantly picking at Zoro at every opportunity which began to piss him off, but he knew exactly why Sanji was doing it. 

And it worked because when no one was looking, Zoro followed Sanji into the kitchen. 

When everyone was preoccupied with whatever dumb shit that Luffy and Usopp were doing out on deck, Zoro managed to get Sanji bent over the counter. 

Sanji had hardly any time to be precious about the cleanliness of the kitchen when Zoro had him bent over and was trying to hike his trousers down which caused a hiss of “Watch the fucking suit you meat head” but no actual objections to what he was doing because this was the ideal outcome to why Sanji had been annoying today. 

“You’ve been pissing me off all day...” were the words that came out of Zoro’s mouth when he rustled about with one of the drawers near them. There was a reason he chose this particular counter to be the one that he traps Sanji on. It wasn’t the first time that the pair of them did this in the kitchen so Sanji made sure to keep lube on standby (he’s tired of Zoro suggesting that ‘x food item would make good replacement lube’) so Zoro was just rustling around with that. 

“Not my fault you're such a short tempered- fuck!”  

Quickly, Zoro inserted one of his large fingers inside of Sanji’s tight hole without warning him. He curled the finger which caused Sanji’s toes to curl as eh got quickly used to the all too familiar feeling of Zoro toying with him. Then, another finger was added, and he started to scissor them which brought out more reactions from Sanji. Zoro enjoyed when he managed to get the complaints out of the blonde bellow him and reduce him to moans. 

“What was that?”  

Zoro moved his fingers around to see if he could find that spot that was really gonna drive out those moans even more. If the cook wants to be a brat, then he is going to have to treat him the way that brats deserve to be treated. 

“You are a short-tempered moss he- fuck!” 

There it was. That spot that was going to drive Sanji up the wall. Zoro chuckled as the pads of his fingers began to rub at against the spot. It was absolute torture for Sanji who was trying to keep some of his dignity right now, but Zoro was making it really difficult by making it so hard for him not to want to cum right then and now. Zoro had an... infuriating talent for this. 

“Sorry, shitty cook. I didn’t hear that. Do you want to try again?” 

Just as Sanji was about to say something, Zoro thrusted his fingers in and out, always hitting that spot that was bringing Sanji closer to the brink of finishing. Infuriatingly, this was what Sanji wanted. He wanted Zoro to fuck him like he hated him. It was always much easier when Zoro did that. The other way would mean that there was feeling between the two which neither of them wanted to admit about each other. That would be more difficult. 

“I... fucking hate you...fucking dumbass swords man...”  

Zoro merely shook his head behind Sanji. The cook was just trying to bait him which Zoro was more than happy to follow as in all honesty, he wanted to fuck the daylights out of Sanji anyway.  

He pulled his fingers out and made quick work of lubing up his thick cock before he was pushing the head of it into that tight hole. Sanji didn’t really get time to adjust when Zoro grabs the blonde’s hair for leverage and slams his hips forward so that it basically knocks the wind out of him. Finally.  

Zoro leaned in close, almost with his mouth behind the shell of Sanji’s ear as he whispers lowly, “If you want to be act like a brat...I will fuck you like one,” 

Pulling his hips back, Zoro barely gave Sanji any time to adjust. He didn’t need to; he always liked the way that the cook felt around him. Nice, tight and snug. It made him cum harder than anything he’d ever done in his life.  

He couldn’t imagine fucking anyone else other than Sanji. The blonde really infuriated him and behaved like a little brat around the others but in spaces like this where it was only the two of them, he got to see Sanji for what he truly was when he was bent over the counter like the bitch he was behaving like. When he reduced him to nothing but moans and groans as he pulled his hips back sharply and then rammed his hips back in once again.  

He always fucked Sanji liked he hated him, but the truth was always more complicated than what it seemed. Did he hate Sanji? He hated aspects of his personality and sometimes loathed who he could be around others but when it was the two of them, he forgot about all that sometime. 

“You’ve gone quite now... cook,” Zoro grunted, pulling Sanji’s hair so he could lean down and get a good look at his face. Sanji’s face was flushed red with tears down his face. It was that fucked out expression that Zoro truly liked to see which got him all excited. This was the sight he liked the most and only he got to see it, “Are you going to be a good boy and come for me?” 

It didn’t take much for Sanji to follow Zoro’s orders and do exactly what Zoro told him to do which was cum. With an Ah fuck Zoro! Sanji’s hips stuttered against the counter and then he came spilling himself onto his shirt which he was cursing Zoro for, but Zoro didn’t care as the tightening of that already tight hole was enough for Zoro to finish inside of Sanji, filling that hole with his hot cum. He continued to fuck Sanji till his orgasm was done and then slowly. He pulled back and watched with a smug pride when his cum leaked out of that hole. However, a softer feeling came on his chest as Sanji rose from the counter looking a little worn.  

“Come on... let’s go get cleaned up,”  

He could never truly hate Sanji, even if he fucked him like he did. He liked who he was when there was only them two. Even if the blonde acted like a brat, he liked when he got to see sides of the cook that no one else saw. That was when he couldn’t truly hate him. 

[melonteee]

May I recommend some One Piece fics? One of them has me clawing the walls and wanting to write ten billion fics about all the OP women _:(´ཀ`」 ∠): and the other fundamentally changed me as a human being.

The former is a Robin centred fic and the latter is a Sanji centred fic. If you have read these before, sorry if I’m just parroting what you’ve already read! Also please feel no pressure to read these, I just wanted to share with a fellow OP enjoyer :DDD

Sanji Fic: Custom of the Sea - 17K: https://archiveofourown.org/works/39516201?view_adult=true

So this one really, REALLY explores Sanji’s duties as a chef and how far he’d be willing to go to ensure that his crew won’t starve (if you know what the title of the fic means then you’re halfway there) and there are heavy warnings at the start of the fic that I won’t repeat but I will state that the fic is tagged with “angst with a happy ending” so a heaping helping of optimism is needed whilst reading!

(I did not read the tags thoroughly though I still enjoyed the fic, but please don’t be as silly as me)

I love when a One Piece fic explores the connections between the Straw Hats (some more than others, cough ZORO cough) and I especially love the flashbacks we get with Chef Zeff— I will never be able to stop thinking about them and clutching at my chest like I’m trying to ease an unseen weight (the burden, oh the burden of loving a fictional blond man).

I love how Sanji is written, how we get to see him reduced to his base components, how as he thins with each day we see what becomes transparent beneath all the layers; who he truly is when stripped down to the bone.

^ tryhard

There is also a scene that is so reverent; so intimate; so raw that it feels like a violation to intrude upon such a private moment and a discourtesy that it isn’t being analysed and examined by every literature study or professor alive. Wow it fucks me up that this fic only has 8K hits. The author also writes some good ZoSan fics if that’s also something you’d like :))

Robin Fic: What is and What could never be - 58K (unfinished as far as I’m aware): https://archiveofourown.org/works/42768912/chapters/107441889

Robin. Has. A child.

[incoherent wailing about motherhood, unconditional love, the fear of loving someone and letting them love you back, love you thought you lost but has endured all along]

I haven’t even finished it yet nor am I even anywhere close in the timeline in which the fic takes place but I already know it’s one of my favourite fics I’ve read, and has made me realised that I have overlooked the OP women in the most egregious manner possible.

I absolutely adore your OP character analysis videos, and having your big brain analysis sitting in the back of my mind while reading this fic has made me appreciate and enjoy this fic tenfold.

Nico Robin I love you in a way that heals me and hurts me.

I am also a tremendous sucker for Frobin (the author wrote smut for this fic which 😳) but I also adore her relationships with Chopper, Nami and Luffy which absolutely enamoured me and has scorched my brain, leaving a permanent mark. Also extremely cruel and wicked that this fic only has 8K hits.

Anyway I wrote all of this at 1am, so if I sound mad it’s because I am. Thanks for creating hilarious and extremely insightful analysis videos, I’ve been watching your channel since the MHA character design video (I still burst out laughing thinking about Todoroki’s design sometimes) and I always look forward to new vids :D

Thank you for these but I can’t promise I’ll read them haha, I don’t tend to read too many fics but I appreciate the thought. I know you didn’t do it here but I also ask to please not send me smut fics or anything since I’m not an nsfw account and also a stranger to you guys 😅

And thank you so much for enjoying my content! ❤️

[cravingforsweetsbooksandpurpose]

wip for my hanahaki au ; zosan / lawsan

Where 2 years had changed so much and Sanji wanted something more than just fooling around but Zoro wanted to cut it off and focus on his training and dreams.

After reuniting Sabaody, Sanji contracts hanahaki disease. The only person who knew and who helped him cure the disease was Law. The situation had helped them get to know each other.

Sadly for Zoro he only realized who Sanji was to him during the incident in Zou. Even then it was already too late...

-------

He's not petty. Definitely not. Petty is for small-minded insecure people. And Roronoa Zoro is not that kind of person. And even if he was that kind of person, he still wouldn't be petty for this kind of reason, because that would only mean he cares and it gets under his skin. Surely, it doesn't.

Sanji could feed whoever the hell he wants to. But still. Onigiri was his thing. Right?

Rice and a good sea king meat mixed together. Even one of his moves is called onigiri. So why...

Zoro just kept his mouth shut and looked away. Downing booze to drown his thoughts and whatever he was feeling away. It was helping. It really did. The light buzz of the alcohol had able him to relax and enjoy the banquet. Even making him tolerate Hiyori more than he thought he could.

Mantra of words, trying so hard to keep his mind focus. "It's nothing. It doesn't matter. Everything is just fine" He is a master of his own thoughts. Discipline and meditation was one of the things he's very good at. Nothing could distract him. Well,

That was until... Until...

He suddenly wish that the grim reaper had taken him after fighting King that day.

In front of everyone, He saw how Sanji cough to try and get everyone's attention as he slowly reached out for Law's hand caressing them lovingly as he made them intertwined. Law's face flushed. His free hand covering his mouth lazely, his face leaning on his left side looking away as if hiding his face, evidently embarrassed. Sanji brought their intertwined hands together to his face for a kiss.

Everyone looked over curiously.

While Zoro tried everything in his power to remain stoic. But does he really need to? When the moment he saw everything he felt his heart freeze. He couldn't do or say anything. He felt his throat constricting. He felt so insignificant before Sanji. Like how he and everyone didn't exist and it was only him and Law in this world.

Sanji chuckled for a bit as he looked embarrassed Law softly. And then looked over at everyone with a big grin on his face.

He said,

"Traffy and I started dating."

Loud happy sounds of cheering and clapping roared on the banquet room. Everyone was so happy. Happy for them. Happy for him.

Sanji smiled so brightly. Zoro had never seen that smile before... he had never seen him looked so happy before.

Zoro's stomach churned. It felt like something was stuck on him throat and he wanted to throw up.

But he didn't. He didn't want to ruin this for the cook. Especially after the fuck up shit his family did to him in Whole Cake Island.

So instead he brought his sake cup on his mouth gulping everything in one go. Hoping the cup would hide his face.

He feigned happiness. He wanted to be happy for him too but he'd be lying because he can't. He can't when it was because of another person who was making him this happy.

Thankfully, no one else thought he was acting indifferently. He never was big on showing emotions anyway.

He only held his cup up as a sign of salute. And smile a little. Even if it felt force.

Because it was. He wanted to go. Away from here.

[shichidikai]

my ass is so late to this but how about “so wie man denkt, so kommt es nie” for the wip game thing?!

*slides in on a rolling stool* no such thing as too late when i get to ramble about nonsense, thank you for yet another opportunity <3

this is the fic that came to me in a flash of lightning while i was standing in the beverage aisle in safeway (dead serious, it's the writer disease) and the most basic premise is "take Elisabeth das Musical (1992) and make it zosan"— for those who have no idea what i'm talking about, walk with me for a sec while i attempt to summarize and not to keep you here all day lmao

basics of basics that i'm just stealing from wikipedia: [The musical] portrays the life and death of Empress Elisabeth of Austria, also known as "Sisi", the wife of Emperor Franz Joseph I, from her engagement and marriage in 1854 to her murder in 1898; it focuses on her growing obsession with death, as her marriage and the empire crumble around her just before the turn of the 20th century.

slightly less basics: elisabeth first encounters death at a young age and they have a constant pull of back-and-forth longing throughout her life as death tries to "court" her and she refuses (meanwhile a lot of Politics and Other Stuff is going on) (<- this is a horribly inaccurate summary but for the purposes of a 10-minute tumblr post it mostly gets the job done)

i still have a lot of ironing out to do with this one in terms of finer details/how to adapt specific plot points, but at the core will be sanji (sisi) and zoro (death), vinsmokes and charlottes, maybe law and some donquixotes, all delightful upbeat and fun stuff! (lying)

anyway this is all extra exciting because once you know anything about the musical, you know that it means this fic is gonna be 200% angst and suffering, which is quite a different foray for me (i like to write stuff laced with humor, eventual happy endings and smut and this is... none of the above lmao) but i feel like it'll be a really cool challenge (once i stop being scared of giving it a proper shot shkshjks)

and yes this may all be partly driven by my desire to envision zoro in some of the adaptations' outfits for death (i look directly at shirota yu)

p.s. for those who might want to listen, shirota yu and ramin karimloo recorded a japanese-version of "the shadows grow longer"- https://open.spotify.com/track/42RvBG8xtzpA72QeCm8NP9

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[bluegalaxygirl]

Old Friends (Zosan X Reader) P6

Plot: Reader is the 9th doctors old assistant but soon moved on to other things, joining the straw hat pirates and falling in love but now their paths cross again (only he has a new face, 10th Doctor) when they go to see an old friend in a strange hospital. Unfortunately there's some one else there that wants to start trouble.

One piece and Doctor who cross over (10th doctor), its based off the new earth episode. i thought since David tenant as the doctor is coming back in November it would be good to get this idea out.

Reader is Female (Sorry), Zoro X Sanji X reader, Poly relationship, established relationship.

Warning: Illness, Death, Bad language, Violence and Making out.

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The doctor didn't eat much, but he was happy to talk with Robin who had a good look around while you were all gone "Iv never seen anything so advanced" The black haired woman leans back against the sofa looking at the doctor who's still sitting on the arm of the sofa "Yea this place is massive and most things are voice activated" Usopp joins in sitting next to Luffy on the large windowsill as his Captain looks out at the docks "Its hygienic that way, you can pass viruses through touch and a virus can last up to three days on a surface so taking away the need to touch stuff makes things much cleaner" Chopper rambles while still a little shaky as he sits in between Robin and the Doctor. The reindeer could feel your eyes on him, your face was kind but your eyes threatened him "Are you sure your ok Chopper?" Zoro asks looking over at the little deer who's fiddling with his hands "Oh! i'm fine, don't worry" Chopper laughs rubbing the back of his head. Zoro sighs his arm resting on the back of the sofa behind you and Sanji, his fingers lightly touching Sanji's shoulder. "Usopp, lets go, theres some new cool ships out there" Luffy jumps up grabbing the snipers arm and running off dragging his friend outside and to the parking lot and docks.

With those two gone all Casandra had to do now was get the other four out of her hair, she didn't want them following her or the doctor, they'd just get in the way. Sanji's head was on your shoulder while his hand rested on your leg rubbing it up and down once in a while he would look at you and kiss your neck while Zoro would kiss the side of your head. Of cause, you liked this kind of thing, being smothered by two overly affectionate people. Casandra mentally laughed at it not understanding what you see in the two, their both so different maybe you just wanted a variety "Babe" Zoro grabs your hand getting Casandra to snap out of her thoughts "HU? Sorry" She asks seeing the swordsman chuckle a little "I was calling you" Sanji sighs placing a kiss on your neck before lifting his head off your shoulder "I was asking if you wanted to go back up?" The cook looks you over, maybe your sad or too tired either way he doesn't want to push you, you normally zone out a little when your tired so its not unusual and it has been a long day even though its still the afternoon. Casandra sighs leaning back into the sofa "I'd love to but... i'm exhausted and.. i don't know" Your voice sounds sad so Zoro runs his hand through your hair and kissing your cheek before moving your chin to look at him "You want to take a nap with me baby?" a large smile appears on your face as you lean into him and placing a soft kiss on his lips "That would be nice, I'll see Boa later" Casandra knows this the perfect excuse to get the swordsman out of the way, now she just has to deal with the three others. "Robin, i hate to ask but.. Could you check on Nami for me? I'm worried about her, she didn't seem ok when we first got here"

The black haired woman looks up at you with a smile "Of course, i was planning on heading back at some point anyway, you don't mind if i look over your monster books again do you?" Robin asks pulling the lighter out of her pocket and placing it on the table, Sanji takes it and thanks the woman as she stands "I don't mind at all, thanks Robin" The woman nods patting Choppers head before she leaves "You look tired Chopper, you want to come nap with us?" Casandra asks getting the reindeer's attention "Oh I'll nap here don't worry" Chopper jumps a little leaning into the pillow on the sofa trying to relax even though your eyes are on him. Zoro gives the reindeer a sad look before pulling you into him and leaning on the arm of the chair with you laying in between his legs and your head on his chest. Casandra places your hand on the swordsman's chest, it's been a very long time since she's been held like this and its actually kinda nice. Your body relaxes into Zoro's chest feeling the heat coming off him and hearing his heart beat. "I'm going to head back up" The Doctor sighs standing up, Casandra knows thats not where he's going, but she hopes he would at least wait a little longer. "Ok, I'll see you up there later" She smiles up at him and watches him head out of the canteen, "I'm sorry love i can't take it anymore, i have to go for a smoke" Sanji grips the lighter in his hand looking over at you with tense shoulder "It's ok Love, you've done really well, just don't smoke too many ok?" Your laugh rings out making the cook remember yesterday "I won't love" The cook stand walking over to place a kiss on your lips, Casandra leans up rubbing his cheek with your hand before pulling away, Sanji then leans down and places a kiss on Zoro's lips to lazily kisses back as he starts to fall asleep.

With everyone out of the way or asleep now is the perfect time for Casandra to get away, she lightly moves Zoro's hands off you and gets up placing a pillow where you used to be and placing his hands back down on it. She had to admit it was nice to be shown affection after so long, but she really didn't like the two, even though all the nurses were cat people Sanji still smiles at them and offered a hand if any of them looked like they were struggling while Zoro was just a brute, he didn't talk much, and she can't believe how mad he got over a few stupid swords. She's dated people like them before but only because she could use them to her advantage, men like Sanji would gladly open their wallets for her in exchange for a mare hand hold or glance and Men like Zoro were just arm candy something to be seen with to make people talk more about you or make someone else jealous. Casandra looks over at Chopper who appears to be sleeping, she considered grabbing him and taking him with her, he's a doctor so maybe he could help but on the other hand more people means more trouble. She sneaks off and heads to one of the locker rooms opening locker 16 to find a key card and switch-blade, placing the key card in your cleavage and the switch-blade in your back pocket making sure its covered by the jacket still around your waist she heads out to find the doctor.

Sanji sighs sitting back down on the sofa after having a good smoke, feeling more relaxed, he noticed you weren't there, but he thought you might have gone to get at drink or something. The cook sighs and places his hand on the swordsman's leg as he sleeps watching his steady breathing, Sanji raises an eyebrow at the pillow on Zoro's lap not understanding why its there but doesn't think to much about it. Chopper peeks his eyes open and sits up happy that your finally gone, he wanted to tell Sanji and Zoro what happened, but he's still scared "You ok Chopper?" Zoro's voice makes the reindeer almost jump out of his skin "Urm... i-i need t-t" Sanji gets up and moves over to the other sofa but as soon as he sits down Chopper jumps on him and starts crying "Hay what's wrong?" Zoro asks sitting up only just realizing your missing, but he throws the pillow on him aside and looks over at Chopper "Y/N s-she" The reindeer try's to get out "It's ok, she'll be back soon" The cook sighs rubbing Choppers head only for him to pull away and look up with teary eyed "No, she went after the doctor, she told me not to tell but- but i have too" Zoro stands and walks over sitting next to Sanji and places his hand on the little deer's back "Tell us what happened?" The swordsman doesn't know why you would sneak off with the doctor, if you just told them they would have let you have a privet conversation or whatever, you told them you never had feelings for the doctor in fact when Sanji asked if you had ever kissed him you laughed so hard tears were streaming down your face.

Chopper composes himself and wipes his tears away sitting on Sanji lap but keeping his head down. "When we went looking for her, me and the doctor decided to split up. W-when i found Y/n she was" The reindeer paused for a second to trying and get his fear under control before looking up at the two who are giving him worried looks "She was kissing the Doctor" Both boys jump slightly in shock, Sanji's hand grips his own leg hard, there's no way you would do that "C-chopper, are you sure? Maybe they were just h-hugging" The cook stutters while Zoro's stares at the reindeer in shock "No, she- she was making out with him, like how you guys make out with her" At Choppers words Zoro see's nothing but red biting on his hand as not to yell out in anger while Sanji tears up shaking a little. He can't wrap his head around it, why would you do that, maybe chopper was wrong, maybe he saw some people who just so happened to look like you and the doctor. Chopper looks back down at his hand, he knew it hurt them to know, but he couldn't not tell them "Please don't let her know i told you... she threatened me not to tell" Sanji's and Zoro's head snaps to the reindeer anger welling up inside them "What?" They both ask through gritted teeth, you have never threatened anyone on the crew and you love chopper so why would you do that, its not like you at all. "She said she'd make me into a fur hat and gloves, she pulled on my cheek and wrapped her hand around my mouth, it was really scary but- but i had to tell you two"

Chopper sniffles trying not to cry again but Zoro pulls the reindeer into him hugging the little deer as Sanji runs his hand up and down Choppers back "The hell is wrong with her?" Zoro growls, yes you've been sad but thats no excuse for something like this "I-i, what do we do?" Sanji asks looking up at Zoro, the thought of you cheating and hurting the crew never once crossed his mind, you were loyal and so kind so why did you do this? "I don't care what's going through her head or how she's feeling, there no excuse for this" Zoro growls trying to contain his anger while also trying to sooth his friend and boyfriend. Sanji sighs and hugs the two placing his head on the swordsman's shoulder "You did the right thing Chopper, none of this is your fault" The cook rubs Choppers back who was starting to clam down "Yea, thanks for telling us" Zoro sighs pulling the reindeer away to look him over "Are you hurt?" Sanji asks looking over the little deer "My cheek still hurts but i'm ok" Chopper rubs his cheek only for Zoro's hand to pull his hand away to see, it was a little red under the fur so you did hurt him making his anger get worse "Do you know where she went?" The swordsman asks keeping his jaw clenched as to not yell "I think so, i heard them talking before i rounded the corner about a room on the first floor. i don't think anyone is supposed to go there so it'll be away form all the patient's" Zoro nods putting Chopper down on the sofa before standing along with Sanji "Take me with you" Chopper jumps down clinging onto Zoro leg who sighs, he didn't have time to argue so just agreed the three walking off to try and find you.

The three headed over to a map on the wall only seeing one area that didn't have any doctors offices or patients, so they headed in that direction. "Zo, I know chopper wouldn't lie but, are we sure that's what happened?" Sanji whispers clinging onto the swordsman's arm as they walk down the long white corridors "I don't want to believe it either but Chopper said it was like how we kiss her so... were gonna get to the bottom of this, just stay with me" Zoro grips onto Sanji's arm thats around his not wanting the cook to let go, the blonde nods wiping away a stray tear only for the swordsman's hand run over his cheek "I still love you, i'm not going to leave you no matter what happens" Zoro whispers getting Sanji to smile at him "I love you too, I'll stay with you too" The cook leans over and places a kiss on the swordsman's cheek.

Casandra rushes down the hall only stopping when she see's the doctor standing in front of two metal doors using his sonic screwdriver to try and gain access into the electric key pad. She fixes your top and moves some hair out of your face before walking up behind him "You're going to side line me?" Casandra asks making the Doctor look behind him to see you, he sighs before going back to the lock getting annoyed that its not working "your not my assistant anymore y/n" With a sigh Casandra wraps your arms around the Doctors waist resting her chin on his shoulder, he try's to push you off but your grip is strong "I miss you... i miss our time together" Casandra puts on a fake sad face and voice before being shoved off, the doctor turning to look at you "You have two boyfriends" His angry face makes your eyes roll "That didn't seem to matter when i was kissing you, Tell me you didn't like it." A small smile forms on your face as your hand goes up his chest "You didn't pull away, i did" Your voice whispers in his ear before pushing off him and pulling out the key card from your cleavage "Let me come with you, I'll be like old time" The doctor looks away gritting his teeth, something is very wrong with you but it's been years since he's seen you and a lot can change in that time. "Fine, you can come" The doctor goes to take the Key card from you only for it to be pulled away.

With a small giggle Casandra shakes her head moving around the man and swiping the card making the doors open. The area behind the door is very different no white walls or bright lights just grey metal walls and dim lights. Casandra places the key card back in your cleavage before walking through the doors "Come on lover boy" she calls out turning to see the Doctor put his sonic screwdriver away and walk in with her "See that wasn't so hard" Your smile is wide mainly because the plan is getting back on track. Casandra can now figure out how to make a perfect body and find out what this area is all about. She knows a little about it but not enough to satisfy her plus it's the prefect place to take her sweet revenge on the two that watched her die. She knew that behind this door is where they keep the clones of people, but she's never been able to access it without getting caught, and she didn't trust anyone to pick out a descent body for her. Her servant was made with DNA and tech the cats use to make the clones, but he didn't turn out well but at least she now has a helping hand.

[v1smokewife]

Who is this person - chapter five

On a quest to find love on a dating website, Sanji falls head over heels for a woman with an interest in...alternative relationships that sends him down a rabbit hole of completing tasks for a seemingly sadistic mistress. But what happens when she turns out to be more than what she seems?

Or

Zoro pretends to be a female on the internet to talk to Sanji and bad things happen.

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fanfic contains themes of bad bdsm practices, homophobia, manipulation and coercion. not a fluffy zosan fic. Proceed with caution.

A week had passed since things had started and Zoro was well and truly fucked.

He’d not stopped at fingering. No, that was just the beginning of how far things would go. Every single command that he had given. It was like having his own porn star on hand for all of his dirty fantasies.

The trouble with porn though is that once you start it goes downhill from there. What I mean by that is that you tend to start looking for worse and worse until you’ve reached the bottom of the barrel. The more and more this went on, the more Zoro began to see Sanji less and less as someone he knew personally and more like porn for his eyes. Oh yes, they would converse, and Sanji was a lot nicer to him this way, but Zoro looked forward to the little requests he would make and then what he would do next.

It was just the facts. There was no point in hiding it. He didn’t see Sanji as a person as much as he saw him as a source of entertainment now. A fact in which he was deeply ashamed of. A fact that kept him up at night and made him hate himself even more. Never in his life has he ever felt this vile towards a person. Yet, when he goes into the photos section of his phone, the little regard he had for him his shown by the gallery of filth.

He was obsessed with Sanji. This much was clear, and it was only ever going to get worse and worse as the days dragged on.

Zoro’s eyes were currently drawn to his phone despite the fact that Luffy was standing at the kitchen counter. They were both in Zoro’s apartment currently. Luffy was no where near him, but Zoro was still apprehensive. Sanji had sent ‘Zoey’ more videos. One’s that were in a public changing room. He had managed to get him onboard with sending more videos despite giving very little in return. Zoro was too busy looking at the thumbnail which had Sanji perfectly framed like a goddamn perfect cinematographer would.

“Hey, do you want to go to the Baratie tonight?”

Through his thoughts, Luffy’s carefree and happy voice sounded through the depth of his despair. Like sunshine through a storm. Luffy was none the wiser to anything that had been going on. How could he be? Even though they spent every day together, Luffy never pried into anything. That was why Zoro enjoyed his company. Much more so over Nami…who has been weird with him ever since. Although, he could understand her reasoning but, in her mind, it should be over. Or maybe she knows something more than what she is letting on.

But even then, he’s barely seen her. How could she know?

“Not particularly,” Zoro didn’t mean that. There was an excitement bubbling up in his stomach. A feeling he got whenever he thought about the fact, he would see Sanji as himself. It was a strange feeling. It was like being hidden in plain sight. All it would take was a gesture to his phone and then Sanji would know what’s been going on. Would he believe him? Or would he be in that much denial that he’s possibly being played for a fool by someone he hates.

“Awh come on. Shanks ain’t gonna be here tonight. I’m going to be so bored on my own and I know that Sanji is working,”

“That’s exactly why,” Zoro crossed his arms in feigned indifference. An indifference that wasn’t correct or true in the slightest.

“I don’t understand why you hate him anyway,” Luffy said with the sincerest innocence that rivalled his own dark brewing thoughts, “He’s a good cook. What more could you want in a friend?”

“He’s an asshole. There’s more to being a good friend than being a good cook,” Zoro responded rather dismissively.

“Oh, I know that. It’s not like you or Nami can cook,” If that came from anyone else, Zoro might have taken it as shade, but it was far from shade. It was just a fact in Luffy’s eyes, “He’s never been an asshole to me,”

“I’m happy for you,” Why did that sound a lot meaner than it meant to be. Zoro shook it off and continued, “Fine. We’ll go to the Baratie tonight,”

“I knew you’d come around,” Luffy threw his fist into the air, nearly knocking himself into the counter in front of them, “I already have Nami onboard too,”

Oh goodie. Nami. Wonderful.

“That’s fine with me,” Zoro responded with more indifference, even if it wasn’t particularly true. He could be indifferent all he wanted but his mind was on other things. Like his current plan. His mind has been turning about what he wanted to do next with Sanji. Luffy continued to talk about something. Normally the conversations tended to be about what him and Shanks had been up to recently (Shanks was something of an adoptive father…kinda) or what Luffy had been doing with any a number of his friends.

See, he knew this had to come to an end. He knew just as well as anyone that he couldn’t keep his up for too long. He knew this moment of joy had an expiration date and well, he had to bring this into real life. He knew this because every day, Sanji asked Zoey if they could meet up and Zoey gave him excuse after excuse on why they couldn’t. It wasn’t the right time or Zoey couldn’t make the commitment. He didn’t know if Sanji was stupid or desperate to make things work with her but he accepted her excuses…well, until they next day when he’d ask again.

Although Zoro through him dumb and pathetic for being so accepting of every lame excuse no matter how silly they probably all seemed, he admired the determination to ask every single day of the week the burning question. When would they meet?

Never. Because Zoro had a plan to put Sanji in his lap before Sanji even figures it out.

And it starts with a simple question. One that Zoro had typed out on the phone. No hello, no greetings or small talk. Right into the meat and potatoes. While Luffy was busy regaling some cook and awesome tale that he had been doing with Shanks, Zoro half listened and then typed out onto his phone.

Z: I’ve been meaning to ask.

Z: Have you ever thought about…exploring sexuality a little?

He pressed send on the message then looked up at Luffy who was currently helping himself to whatever food was in the cupboards. Zoro could only look up and speak.

“I’m going to the bathroom,”

Luffy didn’t look at him and just raised his hand with a thumbs up in his direction, “Have fun!”

Oh, he will.

Zoro got up and left Luffy to his own devices in the kitchen before going into the bathroom where he leaned up against the sink. Immediately, his fingers were reaching for that video in the messages before Zoro played it. He was delightful over the sight. A partially naked Sanji sitting on the floor of a changing room. His fingers slick with lube as they press and prod against that tight rim.

He wanted desperately to feel that rim stretched around his cock so badly. Wanted it…craved it. All Zoro wanted was to feel Sanji come apart underneath him. He didn’t even like Sanji in a romantic sense but seeing him like this was driving him absolutely insane. It was like an obsession he couldn’t break away from or a spell because he was totally hypnotised by the way that he moved.

The way his long fingers slipped inside that tight hole and the way that Sanji’s head always learned back in pleasure as he did it. The way he moved his fingers in and out of himself. It was the kind of way someone who is so unsure but gets lost in it either way.

The moans though…the moans were music to his ears and the more he heard them, the more he became addicted to them.

Fuck it, he couldn’t last much longer. He used a hand to get himself out of his pants so he could wrap his fingers around his cock. It felt like the release he really truly needed. If he could get his plan to work, maybe…just maybe he could get to feel that tight hole around his cock. Even if it’s just once…even if it’s once and then that’s it. He could live with it being a once off thing but he needed it desperately.

“Ah- Master-!”

Sanji’s voice in the video brought him out of his thoughts. In Zoro’s mind, he was trying desperately to imagine that his hand is some part of Sanji’s body…his hole or his mouth…he doesn’t know what he would prefer at this point.

“That’s it…” Zoro grunted, as if he was really there, “Take it…take it you slut,”

He couldn’t help it. The way the blonde pissed him off whenever he seen him, he would die on the spot for the privilege to call Sanji a degrading nickname like that.

He didn’t last much longer. Shortly after he watched Sanji come over his waist and it made Zoro want to do the same. In a hypothetical situation where he’s fucking Sanji, he would love nothing more than to cum on his beautiful face or on his waist…but then again, he couldn’t imagine not cumming inside that perfect ass.

Zoro finished with a groan, pressing his hips and rutting into his own hand as he came into them. He continued to stroke until he was over it and he finished the video. Every video Sanji sent was wonderful. For being inexperienced, the blonde really knows how to send a video. Now, time to try and go outside. Maybe tonight, he’d see Sanji.

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“Sanji!” Luffy banged on the door of the Baratie that night. The three of them were standing in the rain. Nami had joined them, and it did nothing to settle Zoro at all. What was worse was Sanji had yet to reply. It was rather unusual as even during his busiest days he normally would reply.

Then again, knowing Sanji, he’s probably taken offence to this question. It was going to take a hard sell for Zoey to convince Sanji to try men. Sanji is very reluctant to do anything with men in the best of days so this would be something that would take a hard sell, but Zoro thought it was perhaps possible.

If he could promise meeting Zoey at the same time…then perhaps…

“Hey hey I’m coming,”

Out emerged Sanji, looking rather disgruntled. Either paperwork got him down or annoyance from Luffy banging on the door one or more times. Using a key, he opened the door and he nearly had to hold his hand out to stop Luffy from coming inside, “What have I told you? If Zeff finds out…”

“Oh, he’s not gonna find out. Come on, let me in!” Luffy basically pushed his way past Sanji and headed straight to the kitchen. The strength of that boy. Nami was next, batting her eyes at Sanji and ducking under his arm which Sanji folded easily under. Of course, he would let Nami through. However, when Zoro popped his head through, Sanji nearly slammed the door straight at him, but it was lucky that Zoro caught the door with his hands.

“Nice try,” Zoro said rather smugly. One would assume that Zoro was being smug because he caught the door but seeing Sanji here right now, he could practically hear the moaning and begging in his ears. The flushed expression on his face…he could see if like a shadow. Oh, how Zoro wished he could reveal his little secret at Sanji sometimes…how he could turn that face of disgust into horror at all the acts of pleasure he’s unseeingly done for Zoro’s eyes. How he wished that he could reveal it now?

Christ. Now he really wanted to jack himself off thinking about him. More importantly, thoughts of jacking off on his face flooded his brain so Zoro turned around and headed to the bar.

He would ruin his own plans and he didn’t want to do that. Not here anyway. Instead, he just pushed past the blonde who mumbled something under his breath.

“You talk a lot of shit for someone who I could easily beat the shit out of right now,”

Sanji’s eyebrows knitted together, “Yeah yeah. Just shut the fuck up and get inside. I’m only tolerating you because Luffy keeps you around,”

There was only a laugh that came out of Zoro as he took up his usual space, near the bar where he would accept his one free beer minimum that Sanji graciously allowed to him. At first, it was only Nami that was allowed one drink and then Zoro complained loud enough that he got the drink too…so he graciously accepted his one beer.

Now, all he had to wonder was if Sanji was annoyed at Zoey for asking such a question.

“So! Sanji,” Nami’s voice rang through before Sanji could make his way back to the office, “How was your date yesterday?”

Wait, how did Nami know?

“Ah!” There was a little bit of a flush on the blonde’s face. Zoro leaned back and recalled the events. If by ‘date’ Nami meant he was given a task to take some very compromising pictures in a changing room then sure, that was a date, “I…Yes, it went well. Thank you Nami. I think it’s getting serious,”

Zoro could only lean back. Really? Getting serious? Is that the impression Sanji got?

He really had to wonder what planet the blonde was on to think that this was a serious relationship. Zoro only had to wonder what made him think that in his head right now.

“See, I told you. Plenty of fish in the sea,” Nami seemed smug. Almost too smug for Zoro’s liking. It felt like she knew something that he didn’t…or more likely to be the case…what Sanji didn’t know, “You didn’t need Zoey anyway,”

“Ah! Yeah…”

Zoro could see that Sanji was uncomfortable and to be honest, Zoro was feeling pissed off at Nami for bringing it up. Did he have a reason to be pissed off? No, because he hadn’t learned his leason but Nami didn’t know that. Nami was just doing it to be petty. That much was clear to him right now.

“I’m surprised a girl has even tolerated you…” Zoro couldn’t help himself in the middle of all this awkwardness that he was currently feeling right now with Nami’s piss poor attitude, “Must have really fucking shitty standards,”

“You’re just jealous because no one would probably go near you in a million years,” Sanji was quick to shoot back with almost a Jekyll and Hyde transformation when it came from going from being all cute and blushing to Nami to being… well a dickhead to Zoro. Typical. Nothing every really changes here.

“I’m not fucking jealous of you scourging the internet for a girlfriend. It’s fucking pathetic, curly,” Zoro tilted his head back and gestured vaguely before taking a sip of his lukewarm beer, “I could get someone, but it wouldn’t be on the fucking internet, that’s for sure,”

“Zoro,” Nami’s voice spoke before Sanji could even retaliate, “Can you both just get along for a change?”

“When he stops being a fucking asshole,” Zoro slinked back with his beer. Sanji said something along the lines of “says you” before storming off into the back. Zoro doesn’t say anything for a moment before he looks over at Nami.

“Okay…what was all that about?”

And as usual, Nami feigns innocence, “What is what about?”

“You know…that,” Zoro said, before leaning back up instead, “If you honestly think I’m getting all jealous about Sanji having a girlfriend then you need to think again,”

“I don’t think you’re jealous…” Nami muttered but Zoro knew there was still something behind it and he was going to say something.

“What is your fucking problem?” Zoro placed the beer down. It was serious time. Time for a serious chat, “Ever since you found out, you’ve been on my back. Can’t you just move on,”

Oh. That was it. Nami turned and glared at him, “I just can’t believe you won’t admit that you’re wrong. That’s my problem, Zoro. You did something so messed up to one of my friends and you honestly expect me to be cool with you,”

Oh Nami. If you only knew the contents of his phone’s memory or the things, he things about at night after finishing a conversation with Sanji. If only you knew… if you only knew how bad things had gotten since then. You would be absolutely mortified. You’d probably kill him. That’s what he wanted to avoid happening. He didn’t want Nami getting involved again.

“Yeah well, I did as you asked. Short of apologising, I don’t know what else you want me to actually do about it,” Zoro played it casual even if he was starting to get annoyed at the direction of the conversation. He kept thinking and hoping that Nami would just leave him to enjoy his beer, but this little thing had become a festering sore spot between them, and Zoro didn’t really know how to swat it away. Maybe Nami would keep at it until he found something out…which was not great…not great at all.

“You won’t admit you were in the wrong…that’s my issue,” She sighed. Zoro didn’t really know what to say to that seeing as he knew well and truly that he was in the wrong, but he really didn’t know what she wanted him to do about it while they were here. It seemed to be the end of the conversation and Zoro seemed to refuse to acknowledge it for a minute as he slinked back in his chair with his beer in hand…

LOGGING ON; S

Z: I’ve been meaning to ask.

Z: Have you ever thought about…exploring sexuality a little

How did one singular message send you into a whirlwind of emotions.

He had been staring at it for hours and he’s simply not really sure how he’s supposed to respond to it. He’s never really thought too deeply about this. He’s been comfortable for years being a straight man. In fact, he’s never even thought deeply about what it would be like to date a man. He’s never considered it.

However, Zoey is asking him and it’s likely to get him to do so. He’s not stupid. Rose tinted glasses yes, but Sanji can read between the lines of a conversation and know why she’s asking. He just doesn’t know how he feels.

Would he be…open to doing things with a man?

At first, he is thinking absolutely not but then the more and more he thinks about it, the more and more possibilities begin to open.

Okay well maybe not a long-term thing but what about a once off? Would be be so against it if Zoey was there? What if they had a threesome with another man? Would he really be against that?

One message had him questioning himself a little too much. In the office, he’s so behind on the work he’s supposed to be doing. He should have been almost done with cashing up but he’s barely started and all because he doesn’t know how he feels about Zoey is asking him.

Is she going to ask him to have sex with another man? Because he doesn’t know if he’s ready for that at all.

S: Sorry I didn’t respond earlier.

S: I don’t really know how I feel about that. I’ve never thought about men that way.

She was almost immediately back to him. It was like she must have been waiting at her phone for him to reply to her pressing question.

Z: Hmmm…

Z: What if I was there?

Z: If we had a threesome with another man, would you be open to that?

A threesome with another man doesn’t necessarily mean he has to interact with said man. He could always focus entirely on Zoey. Although, with the basis of the conversation, she’s looking for something entirely different.

S: Hmm... still not sure.

Z: Have you ever had thoughts about men?

Z: You don’t have to be afraid of telling me. I want to help you feel more comfortable with yourself.

S: I’m not sure.

S: Truthfully, I’ve never thought too deeply about it.

Z: I understand where you are coming from.

Z: I’d never make you do something that you don’t want.

Z: But I think it would be good for you to try and open your mind to other avenues of pleasure.

Z: I would like to help you with that.

The thing was that the way that Zoey spoke about it as if it was a big life changing experience. Well, for Sanji, it probably would be somewhat life changing as he’s never ever even considered this in the past.

He doesn’t even like men in a friendly way. He tried to think of he had male friends. Okay, Luffy but Luffy was different. Luffy was in general a good person. Most men are not good people. If his own family…

No, he’d rather not think about that. His biological father and brothers can rot wherever they are now. He’s lucky now. He has a much better father figure. Zeff was not like most men he’s met either. Sure, Zeff was an asshole when he wanted to be but he really owed it to Zeff for him still being alive.

There was Zoro…but Sanji didn’t want to think about him. Zoro was a pain in the ass. He didn’t dislike Zoro by any means. No, there was a great deal of respect for Zoro but at the same time…goddamn Zoro was a fucking asshole too. The way he was probably sitting through in the bar, lapping up his one free drink like the bordering alcoholic he is whilst being smug about it…goddamn, not he was the LAST person Sanji would have sex with. Hell, if, for example, Sanji was feeling that way and wanted to try men out… then it wouldn’t be Zoro. Zoro was perhaps the last person he would have sex with. He wouldn’t even have sex with Zoro if they were the last two people on the planet…not that it would have any biological benefits because neither of them could have children but that wasn’t the point of this rant.

The point was that Sanji really needed to give this some thought.

S: Can I think about it?

Z: Of course.

Z: No stress.

Why did it feel like she was being awfully short with him now? He flat up had now forgotten with what he was doing now

S: … is everything okay?

He didn’t want to upset her. He really didn’t want to ruin what they had even if she was currently asking something totally out there.

Z: I’m fine.

Z: Just take your time thinking about it.

Z: I’m off.

Zoey is offline.

Sanji could feel the sting of these words as she made her internet exit out. A feeling not too different from a tight stabbing anxiety festered in his chest as he watched the screen as if she would jump back and by like ‘sike just kidding lmao’ but she was truly offline now and truly annoyed with him. He couldn’t see her…but he knew she was.

“Fuck sake...”

Should he have just gone with what she was asking him?

Sanji decided he had to high tail it out of here. He quickly did a shoddy job of cashing up and getting all the paperwork done with. His head was just filled with it now. Filled with regret and a smidge of anxiety that maybe he should have just went along with it. She had been so good to him all week…why would he do something to upset her? Yeah, it was because of him being uncomfortable but he was supposed to be a man about the whole thing.

He shoved his phone in his pocket before going out to see Nami, Luffy and Zoro in the bar. For some reason, the joy that Sanji would feel seeing his friends was not there. The annoyance at himself for ruining his thing with Zoey was there.

“Hey!” Luffy said, almost bounding over with excitement, “The food that you left? Incredible. Truly wonderful. Pity there wasn’t more…I almost went into the big fridge and- “

“You better not have!” Sanji’s voice came sharper than it normally would which was visible in Luffy’s face. Sanji quickly realised that he wasn’t acting right and coughed, “I…uh, have a headache. I won’t be hanging around,” He tried to manage a smile although it clearly wasn’t real, “Sorry,”

Luffy’s face relaxed and a smile came onto his face, “Hey, don’t sweat it. I’ll find somewhere else to get good food don’t worry,”

“Is everything okay?” Nami’s voice was a lot more concerned filled. She had noticed he didn’t seem as happy as he had earlier.

“I’m fine. Just a headache,” Sanji tried to brush it off. He didn’t want them to worry mainly because he didn’t want Nami to know he didn’t listen.

“Did your girlfriend dump you because you’re the headache?” It seemed completely uncalled for an unnecessary when Zoro piped in but confusingly enough, Zoro’s attitude completely changed too. To the unknowing eye, it was as if Sanji infected Zoro with his shitty mood because Zoro’s demeanour changed entirely. He was once relaxed looking but his words had a sharpness to them. He wasn’t relaxed at all.

Nami gave him a confused look. Where had this came from? She seemed to be the only one in the room that picked up that both Zoro and Sanji suddenly changed attitudes that almost mimicked each-others. Even Luffy looked at them both with confusion.

That was incredibly suspicious…especially on Zoro’s part.

“You got a fucking problem, shithead,” And of course… Sanji was already in a bad mood so both of them being in a bad mood. As Zoro was about to get up, Nami stood in the space between them both.

“Seriously guys, one night? One night where you both don’t fight, please,” Now she was becoming as equally pissed off at the pair of them. Zoro didn’t approach any further and didn’t say anything more, “Sanji, if you have a headache, that’s fine. Go home,” but she didn’t believe that. She’s now suspicious all over again.

“Right…sorry,” Sanji mumbled. Zoro didn’t say anything. No explanation as to why he suddenly jumped down Sanji’s throat. Nothing.

Once they were all through with, Sanji decided to lock up the shop and head to his apartment. It was there he finally collapsed into bed but the feeling he had wouldn’t go away. He felt guilty. Guilty about hesitating. Maybe he should have just gone with her idea when she brought it up… maybe if he truly cared…he would have done as she asked.

He decided to sleep on it. Maybe she would come back to him tomorrow.

Maybe.

[mrsgingles]

Hey Alicja!! This is random but I just wanted to say thank you! Back in my heavier marvel fan days but especially 2018 through 2021 I was totally obsessed with your art and it was a big reason for why I became apart of the stony community! Around the pandemic my brother got me into anime (conveniently when I when my mom and me had Covid and couldn’t get off the couch for a week much less fight for the remote 🤣) anyways long story short he got my into one piece and I immediately was like yeah zoro and sanji have something so I started looking at zosan art accounts and it’s so crazy that all those years that I saw you posting zosan I genuinely had no idea who they were but I always have loved your art. So crazy that your art has gotten me into 2 of my favorite ships of all time. I’m glad to be back here again and so grateful that you still make art even though I know it isn’t easy for artists these days especially. Rant over but thank you so much for all the hard work and time you put into everything you create, Alicja. We’re all so grateful for you <3

So sorry for the late reply!! I'm so bad at this but please know that your ask made me so happy each time I reread it. like, seriously. And yeah, I feel like there is a big overlap between Stony AND Zosan fans, so – glad to be of service :D Thanks so much for your kind words! <3

[chodzacaparodia]

top 5 ships

Hey hey ♡ thank you very much for this difficult ask :') Because how can my shipper heart limit itself to only 5 ships?

Okay, it's hard for me to choose but here we go:

1. Kyoru (Kyo Sohma x Honda Tohru from "Fruits Basket") - Ahhh they evoke so many feelings in me! I absolutely love their relationship and how deep their feelings for each other are. How many times did they make me cry while watching anime and reading manga! They have been through so much and deserve to be happy. Yeah, Kyo and Tohru have a special place in my heart.

2. Sakuatsu (Sakusa Kiyoomi x Miya Atsumu from "Haikyuu!") - I came across this ship by accident in some Haikyuu fanfic. I didn't even know they were a thing, but I liked their dynamics in fics so much that I've fallen in the rabbit hole for months, even years. A day without Sakuatsu fic was a wasted day and they are the reason I started writing fics. I love that no one can stand them except each other, so they are perfect for each other. And their bickering is my weakness.

3. Tododeku (Todoroki Shoto x Midoryia Izuku from "My Hero Academia") - I have a fondness for this ship because they made me addicted to reading fanfiction. Although the manga has not been favorable to Tododeku shippers for a long time, nothing will take away from their initial interactions, how Midoriya changed Todoroki's life and the latter later began to always support him. (and sports festival always is in my mind)

4. Shiguang (Cheng Xioaoshi x Lu Guang from "Link Click") - They are simply soulmates! You just look at them and you know. Their devotion to each other makes me want to scream. No one will tell me it's just friendship. One would sacrifice everything for the other, even the future of the entire world. I love them. And they love each other.

5. Zosan (Ronoroa Zoro x Blackleg Sanji from "One Piece"). I haven't even watched the anime, I haven't read the manga, I only know Live Action 😭😭😭 But I absolutely fell in love with this duo, which has become my current obsession. They are equals!!! And for me this is a sign of a good ship. And their bickerking - ahhh something beautiful! Seriously, for the last few months I've been mainly reading fics with this ship. The fics are so good and the fanarts are so beautiful that I'm really tempted to take up anime and find something to do for the next few years :')

Sorry, I got carried away:')

Anyway, have a nice day ♡