#ANIMALS IN AMERICA. AAAAAAA

[the-alan-price-combo]

It's been 60 years since The Animals performed their first concert in the United States, their song "The House of the Rising Sun" beginning to top the American charts at the exact same time!! 🐾❤️✨️

Thought it would be fun to remake their Paramount Theatre poster, featuring a redraw of one of my favorite photos of the band! (inspiration under the cut) ✨️

Redraw!! 🐾✨️

[sometimes-love-is-enough]

AAAAAAA ur reading house of leaves??? im buying that next week thats so cool! do u have any book recs? or recs in general shows movies etc

I AM!! I'm several chapters in and super enjoying it, although reading it alone in a tiny hotel room in the middle of nowhere was a Distinct Mistake.

As for recs! I'm going to specifically go for stuff that isn't super mainstream, in the hopes that I'll recommend you something you have never heard of before. Here's some stuff for you!

Podcasts

Dreamboy - one-season podcast from Night Vale Presents, definitely one of their less-known ones. Explicit in places, what I would describe as AO3 M-rated sex scenes. A worn-out musician ends up embroiled in inexplicable events in a small town, and also there's a murderous zebra and fossils that want to fuck. It's a musical cinematic podcast masterpiece, I'll always be sad there's only one season.

Apocrypals - nonfiction. Two non-believers read through the Bible and try not to be jerks about it. If you're interested in theology and apocryphal texts but have no idea where to start, this is such a good place. The hosts are delightful, and have a really nice way of taking you through all the various layers of Biblical scholarly nonsense. Considerable backlog of episodes, but worth listening through from the beginning. Weirdly, there's continuity.

Til Death Do Us Blart - five poor fools watch Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 every Thanksgiving from now until the end of eternity, and report back yearly on their mental state. You may think to yourself 'wow, that doesn't sound like a good time'. It isn't, to the hosts. To anyone listening along, it's fucking hilarious. Nine episodes so far, and it's a single episode per year, so plenty of time to catch up.

Web Series

The Monument Mythos - Several seasons. surreal analogue horror alternate history of America told through a series of videos of varying format. Brilliantly absurd, fucked up, and horrifying by turns (sometimes all at once).

No Evil - ongoing animated series, made mostly by a single person. Please don't immediately wave it off because of the colorful anthropormorphic animals. The mythology is amazing, the animation is sublime, and the music is haunting. The pacing is a bit strange at first, and you may be confused at the way the plot moves, but you have to understand that it's all part of its charm. I think about No Evil way too much.

Dances Moving - you may know Brian David Gilbert from his work at Polygon, and his more recent absurdist Youtube ventures. This is from way before that! It's a fun and gradually heartwrenching musical exploration of a local dance group and what it means to move away from home. Seven short episodes.

ENA - this one is a bit more mainstream, so you may know it already. Who knows what's going on in the world of ENA? Definitely not me. Absurdism at its finest. Bizarre architecture, strange characters, if it's a metaphor I don't know what it's about, but the vibes are immaculate. Three actual episodes of varying length, apparently there's a video game set to come out soon-ish?

An Unauthorized Fan Treatise - serialized story. If you're a fan of internet drama a la Msscribe, you're going to adore it. It's a fiction story about a fictional fandom, and one massively messed up person who decides that two of the lead actors in her favorite show are secretly dating and sets out to prove it with a cited multi-chapter essay. And then it gets wild.

Comics

The Property of Hate - a wonderfully dynamic and colorful webcomic about a young girl getting chosen to become a make-believe world's Hero. Puns and wordplay galore. Absolutely delightful characters and worldbuilding. Ongoing.

Eat the Rich - a young woman goes to meet her boyfriend's extremely rich family, and learns their horrifying secret. Warning: cannibalism. 5 issues, complete.

Beanworld - impossible to describe, but I'll try. An absurdist semiabstract musing on the nature of life and cycles and community, set in a world where the rules are weirdly two-dimensional and you as a reader get weirdly invested in the routines and cycles that the inhabitants follow. And all of the main characters are cute lil bean guys. If you read anything on this list, do this one. (Linked is the only online version I could find, and it's not up-to-date. I own all the omnibuses in print. If you liked what you read here, I recommend tracking them down too.)

Short Stories (in no particular order, and certainly not all my favorites - just the ones I had bookmarked and on hand)

Bride, Knife, Flaming Horse - a young Indian woman looks for marriage in the fantastical, and finds several suitors

Fish (in 13 sections) - an obsessive unpacks a bewildering insult. Just, really fun.

Fandom For Robots - a robot discovers anime, and definitely doesn't have big feelings about it

Informed Consent Logs From The Soul-Swap Clinic - two people decide to swap bodies, for somewhat murky reasons.

The Magician's Apprentice - a young girl learns magic from her mentor. This one's about grooming. But not like that. But also a lot like that. But also it's so much more fucked up than that. (This one is a MEGA favorite, it's by Tamsyn Muir. Who you may recognize as the author of the Locked Tomb series - I'd rec that too here, if it wasn't definitely too mainstream for what I'm going for. Read this. And also read the Locked Tomb.)

The Tale of the Foolish King Who Banished Music - it's a snippet of a longer Doctor Who audio drama, but stands so nicely on its own. Unnerving little fairy tale.

The Spider - 1908 horror story about a man trying to figure out why so many men have spontaneously committed suicide in a specific hotel room. It's basically a TMA statement, in more ways than one.

Video Games

What Did Veronica Dream Of? - strange little rpgmaker puzzle game. Obtuse and weird, and I adore it. I wish I could explain why.

Secret Little Haven - point-and-click about being a trans girl on the internet in 1999. Completely nails the tone it's going for. Period-typical homo- and transphobia.

Linelith - a short (1-hour) puzzle game with no plot and no characters, and yet it contains one of the greatest plot-twists of all time. I'm begging you to play it immediately.

Lingo - puzzle game about linguistics, words, non-Euclidean goemetry, and figuring out an endless series of rules in a constantly expanding world. RIDICULOUSLY clever and good, and I've been playing it almost continuously for the last few months. It's got so much content for such a reasonable price, and the community-made maps add even more content (and are also excellent). If English isn't your first language, you may struggle, but otherwise - grab a bunch of friends and stream it. It's better with friends helping you out, I can guarantee it.

For A Change - a 1999 interactive fiction game about raising the sun in a world where words do not mean what you think they mean. If you're familiar with old text-based games, go ahead and play it - otherwise, you may want to read this transcript of a group of people playing it together instead.

Other Things

Carmilla - the classic 1800s lesbian vampire novella. I read it very recently, and it's extremely good. Absolutely delivers on the lesbian vampire premise in full gory detail, although do be aware that it was written in the context of homophobic fear.

Alberio - very fun light musical about two siren brothers reconnecting under less-than-ideal circumstances.

Mosquitoes - stage play about life and families and physics (theoretical and practical both). Very heavy topics, pulls no punches. The Boson's final monologue always wrecks me.

Ghost Quartet - musical/song cycle/experience about love, death, alcohol, and (of course) ghosts. Lots of cyclical stories and time travel weirdness. All of the songs are incredible.

Yankee and the Foreigners - music group that performs delightful upbeat covers of songs in animal onesies. Their Bare Necessities cover is a favorite of mine.

I'm sure there's lots more things I could rec (not a lot of books or movies here, huh? sorry about that. I immediately forgot everything I've ever read and watched) but these were the things that came to mind when I sat down and wrote this list, so hopefully there's something new and good for you in here!

[arklay]

sorry i can’t shut up. posts one thing and can’t stop

[miikewheelers]

GUYS I FINALLY MADE AN MC FOR OBEY ME AAAAAAA

(link to picrew)

name: ryan parkman gender: male (he/him, they/them acceptable) birthday: september 11, 1998 sign: virgo hair: red-brown eyes: blue-gray height: 5′9″ age: 22 orientation: bisexual relatives: shoshannah (mother), stephen parkman (father), marco coletti (younger half-brother) personality aspects: ESTP, 3w2, sanguine-choleric demon form details: black horns with red tips curling forwards once and slightly out to the side, four black bat-like wings with red tips, all jet-black clothing with an unusually shiny and large silver cross necklace

ryan parkman is a 22-year-old half-demon born to an irish-american father and demon mother. supposedly his mother died giving birth to him, but after his father passed away when he was 16, he found out from his grandmother in the demon world that shoshannah was actually reincarnated by diavolo, much like in the case of lilith (shoshannah and diavolo were very good friends). the process took a lot of time, and his father passed away before he could reunite with his lover. his mother had given birth to a son with an italian man shortly after his father died, and he found this out via his grandmother and diavolo. unfortunately, he never got to meet his mother, for she suffered a similar fate with him and died when her new son, marco, was only two years old. he met the boy when his grandmother took him to the human world specifically for that mission.

relationships with the brothers & headcanons (under the cut)

lucifer

unsurprisingly, ryan wasn’t actually scared of him when they first met

in fact, his first instinct was to directly challenge him

every other brother practically dropped their jaw to the floor when he snapped back at him

he was practically beat to the ground afterwards, but lucifer felt bad and made him some soup and tea

they had a conversation about the exchange program in his room while he was healing

they actually ended up bonding over their love for tea!

now they argue over the smallest things, but lucifer is comfortable being playful albeit bossy and strict with him when he makes snide remarks

mammon

he was probably the easiest one for ryan to get along with because their personalities were so similar

but he does end up stealing some of ryan’s money every now and then which pisses him off

usually it’s for lunch at school but he did end up getting some cool earrings on akuzon though

he usually takes the brunt of ryan’s anger at him, but he does try to fight back

joins levi in chasing mammon to get their money back

but yeah they’re pretty goofy with one another, they like to prank lucifer and write each other notes in class and chase each other down the halls and play hide and seek and just. be all dumb like besties ksfjhsdkjf

levi

okay so. ryan is a MASSIVE gamer and otaku himself and he absolutely LOOOOVES the tsl series

his mom taught his dad about it and got him obsessed with it, and he passed on the addiction to ryan when he was only eight years old

and he’s loved the whole lore ever since, so he and levi got along straight away

they could honestly spend HOURS talking about their favorite anime and give each other recommendations or just nerd out about tsl

and yeah they do bond over their “chasing mammon because he stole my lunch money” sessions

satan

so believe it or not ryan LOVES to read. but not just books with words on paper. he strongly prefers western comic books and japanese manga

satan is much more of a words on paper books kinda guy, but he’s an open book himself (teehee)

so he ends up bringing some comic books from the human world to show him

and what do you know? satan ends up kind of stanning captain america

they bond over their love for certain franchises and they have quiet reading sessions together, but ryan groans when satan suggests that they do studying for school

asmo

ryan is....confused at first, to say the least. he’s never really meet anyone as self-conscious, vain, and narcissistic as him

but he doesn’t really let that get in the way of his relationship with him

he often bugs ryan by asking him to check out a new piece of clothing he bought at majolish or a new skincare product he found, but he can’t leave him hanging because that would be too mean

cue the two of them heading to asmo’s room and the whole thing turns into a three-hour spa date because ryan finds that the mask asmo put on him actually feels...really nice

so yeah the two of them started a thing where they do at-home spa treatments together

beel

okay so. ryan was SO pissed at him at first because he ate the piece of barbatos’ cake that he made for him at the welcome party

but after seeing the softer side of beel and realizing that he’s just. endlessly hungry he couldn’t stay mad at him

in fact, ryan actually LOVES cooking and baking, so he and luke often team up for that and invite beel along when he wants to

he’s learned about all of beel’s favorite foods and recipes and enjoys cooking duty

he makes sure to throw in a few of beel’s favorite recipes on a night with dessert or when he’s feeling particularly generous

belphie

so he’s the only brother that ryan KNEW he could 100% stand from the very beginning

his mellow nature is a really great contrast to his own fiery and boisterous attitude

ryan LOVES nothing more than a good nap after a hard day of classes and other work, and belphie is the perfect napping buddy for him

despite their calm nature with each other, they both have pretty sharp tongues so they often find themselves hurling brunt albeit playful insults and comments at one another

secretly finds the seventh-born’s cuddly and sleepy nature pretty cute and endearing

he also kind of highkey has a crush on him shhh

random headcanons

his powers are somewhere around the satan/asmo dividing line. he’s not quite as powerful or as strong as satan, but he’s slightly higher on the scale than asmo.

that being said, he is nowhere near strong enough to jump between realms. he has to ask lucifer, diavolo, or barbatos for help

yes, he drinks bubble tea and likes pretty much everything on the starbucks menu (and the devildom equivalent)

prefers iced coffee with cream

is quite a major k-pop stan tbh. he likes blackpink, chung ha, mamamoo, and purple kiss the most, and he sometimes listens to bts, btob, and nct

he also enjoys western dance-pop artists like pitbull, ariana grande, hrvy, dua lipa, victoria monet, and r3hab. also likes to listen to hip-hop from time to time

needless to say, he has a very wide and diverse musical taste

he has a HUGE sweet tooth. he was quite a bit hesitant to try the devildom sweets because they were so incredibly foreign-looking to him, but he got over his fear and now he loves (most of) them

he has depression, anxiety, and ADHD

he’s never been in a romantic relationship and he didn’t have many friends growing up

pretty masculine on the outside, but actually enjoys exploring his feminine side as well. thanks to asmo, he’s grown much more comfortable doing so outright

his sin is pride

likes to dance, but he’s not great at it. doesn’t care and does it anyway

he played piano for a few years as a kid and he has a rather nice tenor voice (his speaking voice is probably closest to mammon’s)

he was born in and grew up in long island. he used to visit new york city with his dad at least once a year before he passed away

hasn’t been outside of the country and doesn’t even have a passport

biggest hobbies are reading comic books, listening to music, and playing video games

very much interested in the paranormal back in the human realm and likes to explore natural landmarks such as mines, caves, and older structures built in the centuries before he was born

definitely more to add later!!

[channydraws]

OTP of every show you watch. Go

AAAAAAA I DON'T WATCH SHOWS AS MUCH BUT I'LL JUST NAME EVERY OTP OF A SHOW I'VE HAD I GUESS?

Numbuh 3 x 4, Hikaru x Haruhi, Tamaki and Haruhi, Pucca x Garu, Coraline x Wybie (little me liked Coraline x anime boy cat too tho..), Kyo x Tohru (but seeing ot3 stuff of them and Yuki has me weak), Legoshi x happiness, Canada x happiness, Katarina and her harem, America x England, England x France, Japan and Italy, Italy and Germany.... Imma skip hetalia for a sec.. Ichigo x Kashino, Momoko and Yosuke, Momo x Kairi ahhhh..... I think that's it..? Unless I'm forgetting....

[one-piece-dumpster-fire]

I got tagged for the 10 question game by the awesome @lucynnamonroll but I forgot to post this yesterday hshwhsuebej so here it comes now👀!

1. A dream that you still remember?

I have soooooo many apocalypse-related dreams it’s not even funny lol. In the last one I remember I was ontop of a zombie-infested building and somehow had to get down and escape to my group... but, uh, there were zombies everywhere and I only had like... a toy pistol. I think I jumped off the building and ultimately smashed my head on the concrete below because that would be better than getting torn apart by zombies :’D (I die extremely often in my dreams so this is not uncommon lolol)

Oh and a few nights ago I also had a weird dream where Cracker and I were cats... and he would always bring me dead animals to ‘win me over’ but I was just crying 24/7 because I felt so bad for the animals askfjrljbfwoei WEIRD

2. What job did you want to do when you were younger?

For the longest time I wanted to be a shark professor ehh :’D

3. And now? Did it change?

Yeah, but my current dream job is technically just as unrealistic lololol

4. A favorite game?

akjdbo3eub how could I choose just one?????? HHhhhhhh I have so many ;^; I guess the one I’m replaying the most rn is The Last of Us, mostly because the sequel will be released next month... so yeah :’)

5. Where did you have traveled? (Either it's in your country or not)

I’ve been around~ France, Austria, Greece, Poland, Italy, Japan, America, Mauritius, Ireland, Great Britain, Denmark, Turkey (more or less lol) are the ones I remember visiting right off the bat

6. Did you have a totem animal/a favorite animal?

When I was little I always saw Dolphins and Penguins as my spirit animals. I guess that hasn’t really changed, although I can relate to bunnies the most right now xD

7. Did you/Do you have a teddy bear to help you to sleep? How it was looking?

AAAAAAA my bed is FILLED with all sorts of plushies lol. I have so many. Like the Genie from Aladdin, Piglet from Winnie Pooh,,,, six bunny plushies, a shark one, etc etc.... But right now, the single thing that gives me the most comfort while sleeping.... is this❤

My wonderful friend @hanajimasama made me a blanket that's basically Cracker's cape,,,,, hhhh,,,, and I sleep with it every night (ಥ﹏ಥ) It's as if he left it for me huhuhu🙈💕

8. THE animated (or not) serie of your childhood/teenage years?

Easy-

and-

look at my first anime husband aljlwjfbwn

9. Do you have anime/series/movie/whatever things merch?

I probably have too much x’’D Whenever I get really into something I buy as much merch as possible. Always. The most prized item in my collection though is this little man;;;;

10. How was your day?

It was alright! I worked on my fanfiction a bit, came up with some headcanon bullet points for the future, and taught my doggie a new trick lol. Altogether a pretty productive day for me xD

Now here are my questions:

1. If you had one free wish, what would it be?

2. What was/is your favorite subject at school?

3. A song you used to love but can't stand now?

4. If you were stranded at an island, what would you have with you?

5. Name the three things that bring you the most joy right now!

6. What's a food you always wanted to try? (Can be fictional)

7. Congratulations, you just won the lottery! What will you do with the money?

8. Do you have a favorite flower or plant?

9. How do you like to eat your pasta?

10. What TV Show can you always come back to?

Once again, whoever wants to do it, feel free to! It seems like so many people got tagged multiple times already so I don't want to overwhelm anyone ehhh :'D

[dappy-dappernette]

Ok I read it post on that white supremacist girl and uh, kinda unrelated but ur cola America looks awesome???! Love to see more of that, if you want

HHHHHHH I JUST REALIZED I DIDN’T REPLY TO THIS ASK AND AHSJSJSSJ

And I even drew this lil sketch for this ask aaaaaaa ^^’

I’ve been thinking of expanding on the AU where Cola America comes from tho, basically it’s based off of one of my original stories about this kingdom with toy, bug, and animal people ^^’ It’s called Underbed.

Btw, the post they’re talking about was about me sharing my own experience about this one racist fanfic writer on g+ ^^’ It was a weird and shocking thing that happened but we banned them from the community. Thank god...

[clexarkie]

Tagged by: @wlwater (I just want to say I love your blog, top shelf) 😍😍😍😍

Name: Luana

Nicknames: Luh, Lua, Lula, Luanda, and any other variation of Luana that my mom can think (she’s the only one that calls me my nicknames)

Gender: Female

Star Sign: Leo

Height: 5′ 4”

Sexuality: Lesbian (but lately I’ve been wondering if I might be bi)

Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw

Favorite Animal: CLOUND LEOPARDS THEY’RE THE CUTEST GO LOOK THEM UP (even tho I think they went extinct last year)

Average Hours of Sleep: i try to get as close to 8 as possible, but I can’t help but procrastine sleep

Dogs or Cats: NOPE CANNOT CHOOSE

Blankets You Sleep With: just one but I usually kick it out of the bed

Dream Trip: All of South America in a go

Dream Job: Doctor (I’m actually studying to try to get in now

When I Made My Blog: In 2014

Followers: 3377

Why I Made a Tumblr: Cause I loved Percy Jackson and Facebook was boring

Reasons for My URL: Aaaaaaa it is a mix of clexa and lexark with a “ie” to look cute

Tagging anyone who wants to play :) :) :) :)

Pls tag me on yours so that I can learn more about y’all

[paintmixed]

who is your favorite band/artist? at the moment mine is MIKA

oh my god dude u just sent me into infodump hell mode here we fuckin go

ok so as of now my favorite band would probably be glass animals, because holy shit their stuff is so intricate and complex?? like the overall musical texture is just a+. i can listen to their songs over and over again without getting tired bc like literally every time i hear something new its wonderful

but liKE I FEEL LIKE IM LEAVING OUT SO MANY MORE THAT ARE ALSO MY FAVORITE BANDS/ARTISTS so here are some honorable mentions in no particular order

Gorillaz: would die for all of them. the new album literally killed me and then rose me from the dead

Nine Inch Nails: great music for going AAAAAAA!! strangely, also good music for crying

Panic! At the Disco: Beebop Eureka is the only man ill ever love

Bush: Also good AAAAAA! music. strangely powerful though??

Radiohead: there was a post that i saw on here once that said something like “radiohead makes music for people who are afraid to ask for ketchup at mcdonalds.” to this day its the truest statement ive ever read

Arctic Monkeys: this band always slips back into my life at the weirdest times and i just roll with it 

Foster the People: My favorite band in sixth grade. i still love them to death. torches will always be sacred to me

The Offspring: from my edgy phase (which im still lowkey in)

Fall Out Boy: I CANT EVEN PUT THIS ONE INTO WORDS I LOVE THEM SO MUCH. GOD BLESS AMERICA

Nirvana: I was blasting smells like teen spirit while driving past my old middle school and it scared the shit out of the sixth graders. A+ music

Weezer: Shout out to the cute girl that got my gay ass to listen to this one

Pierce the Veil: And this one too

The 1975: Look shes really pretty and wonderful ok dont judge me

Two Door Cinema Club: I listened to them because the album cover for tourist history has a cat on it. i have no regrets

Grouplove: Good summer vibes. their music always cheers me up

Twenty One Pilots: I’m sorry. I’m so sorry I have no excuse for this one

[cinnamonmoons]

Tagged by: @the-secret-ginger and @neferukaen rules: Answer the questions with the first letter of your name, then tag people. If the person who tagged you has the same initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use the same word twice. What is your name? - Ally
A four letter word? - Atom
A boy’s name? - Arin
Occupation? - Artist
Something you wear? - ascot
A colour? - Auburn
A food? - Apple
A place? - America 
Something you shout? - AAAAAAA
A movie title? - August Rush
Something you drink? - Apple juice lol
An animal? - Aardvark 
A type of car? - ...A car (idk shit about cars)
Title of a song? - A Little Piece of Heaven by A7x I tag: @shoesnow @nightowljake @deaniegrrrrl @kilgharrah-thegreatdragon @lizanneyoung @saxophonepunch @jessiremembershalloween @youtube-cupcakes

[nekrosoma]

am I going to be called a creepy stalker if I would say that I want you to answer all of these? ;;-; if you can't, just answer a few random

oh my no!! that is so sweet, i’ll try to answer all of them ; v ; 

1. What is you middle name?

Sophie! When I was young I didn’t really like it, but now I kinda love it.

2. How old are you?

I’m sweet 16. A lot of people think that I’m about 20 because I look older

3. When is your birthday?

March 29th!

4. What is your zodiac sign?

A fluffy Aries B ) 

5. What is your favorite color?

Aah I don’t have one I guess. Black of course, it’s witchy and edgy. Gold. I love golden jewelry. A burgundy! I have like ton of lipsticks in burgundy shade. It’s my fave trio.

6. What’s your lucky number?

18! I had an 18 as my number in school for like nine years and 18 is the age of majority in Poland. I’ll get my septum piercing and tattoo at 18 : D 

7. Do you have any pets?

I have a black old cat that is really mean and hates me : ( But we are thinking with my mom about a dog! Shiba Inu probably ; w ; 

8. Where are you from?

Poland. I really don’t like my country ah

9. How tall are you?

About 160 cm or something around 5′2. I’m smol 

10. What shoe size are you?

Europe 37/38, US 7 and UK 4 1/2 

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?

I don’t really know. I wear just two of them. A black laced flat ballets and black oxfords. I’m going to buy classic adidas superstar shoes for Jo cosplay.

12. What was your last dream about?

I don’t have dreams lately : (

13. What talents do you have?

I can draw, sing, play some instruments. But I don’t really call them talents, just hobbies that I’m good at : > 

14. Are you psychic in any way?

Sometimes my dreams are prophetic and often I have a feeling that something is gonna happen if someone will do something? Like I once told my mom not to park our car in one place, she didn’t listen and she slightly crashed into other car

15. Favorite song?

Oh god. I don’t have just one. I love My Chemical Romance, Princess Chelsea, Postmodern Jukebox, all musical soundtracks. Now I am listening to The Squip Song from Be More Chill on loop

16. Favorite movie?

The Double [2013], Submarine [2010], Dunkirk [2017], Heathers [1988] I like weird movies and aesthetic movies. 

17. Who would be your ideal partner?

My genderbender. Kiddin’ Someone that likes the same things as me. Not all of them, but you know. I have a thing for blonde guys and girls. And I love dark colored eyes. But I think I’ll love anyone. They just have to have this thing.

18. Do you want children?

Hell no. Eventually I’ll adopt one. JUST ONE. 

19. Do you want a church wedding?

Nah, I don’t even can. 

20. Are you religious?

Nope. I believe in things I want to, but not in god. I believe in reincarnation for example : )

21. Have you ever been to the hospital?

Yes. When I was around 3 I broke my leg. And in May 2018 I’m going to have an operation : ( 

22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?

Naah. I’m a good child.

23. Have you ever met any celebrities?

Nope. I mean some polish comic artists. Does this count?

24. Baths or showers?

Baths. I love to sleep in my bathroom in bath full of hot water.

25. What color socks are you wearing?

A colorful ones ; ) 

26. Have you ever been famous?

Idk. I have some ‘fans’ in Poland and some people call me their ‘senpai’, but I can’t call it being famous.

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?

I want to be a famous comic artist or animator ; ; I think everyone wanted to be famous at least once in their lives.

28. What type of music do you like?

Anything that is edgy enough ; ) 

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?

No, ew.

30. How many pillows do you sleep with?

Three or four? I like to have my head high when I sleep.

31. What position do you usually sleep in?

On my right or left side of the body. I can’t sleep on my back because it hurts me.

32. How big is your house?

I have a big flat I think.

33. What do you typically have for breakfast?

Nothing actually. I know it’s not healthy but I can’t eat in the morning : (

34. Have you ever fired a gun?

Never, but I would like to ; ) 

35. Have you ever tried archery?

Yes, but my hands are too weak for that : ( 

36. Favorite clean word?

‘totally’

37. Favorite swear word?

simply ‘fuck’ in a lot of variations : )

38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep?

almost 50 hours, I was watching Gotham : D 

39. Do you have any scars?

On my right leg because of the splints in my leg when I was 3. And a little hole-thing??? On my nose bridge because of chickenpox!

40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?

Never. I am chubby and in Poland if you are chubby it equals being ugly ; ) 

41. Are you a good liar?

The best one >: )

42. Are you a good judge of character?

I think yes. I can sometimes tell what kind of person someone is just by looking at them. We don’t have to talk, I’m just guessing correctly by their attitude.

43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?

Yes, a lot of them actually.

44. Do you have a strong accent?

I don’t think so. I can imitate other accents really good if I practice so you can’t hear that polish accent.

45. What is your favorite accent?

I think russian, french and australian? 

46. What is your personality type?

Hmm. I am an introvert. I am really shy, I’m not good company at parties because I’m too scared to do funny things. But when you get to know me better I’m kinda funny person, I’m REALLY sarcastic and mean in that funny way. I’m just a little bit scared of people : ( 

47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?

I have that one dress that was made for me and it was 400 pln, something around 112 usd 

48. Can you curl your tongue?

Yes I can!

49. Are you an innie or an outie?

Totally an innie. 

50. Left or right handed?

Right handed. I wish I could use both of my hands : / 

51. Are you scared of spiders?

Fucking yes. I scream really loud when I see them.

52. Favorite food?

Italian kitchen is my fave.

53. Favorite foreign food?

Only Italian. 

54. Are you a clean or messy person?

Both. I’m living in mess until I decide that this is too much and then my room is so clean you could eat from the floor.

55. Most used phrased?

I don’t have one I guess. I USE A LOT OF CAPS LOCK but in verval conversation there is none : / 

56. Most used word?

‘actually’ ‘totally’ 

57. How long does it take for you to get ready?

minimum one hour 

58. Do you have much of an ego?

I’m a little narcisstic ; ) 

59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?

suck ; )))) 

60. Do you talk to yourself?

A lot. Sometimes it looks like MPD.

61. Do you sing to yourself?

A lot yes. I am actually singing only to myself : )

62. Are you a good singer?

I think yes???

63. Biggest Fear?

Death and darkness

64. Are you a gossip?

A little. Everyone likes to talk about other people I think????

65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen?

Is The Double dramatic? I guess so.

66. Do you like long or short hair?

Hmm I like short, but long hair can have a lot of cool hairstyles ; ; 

67. Can you name all 50 states of America?

Not really. But I’m gonna to learn all of them : D 

68. Favorite school subject?

Math and English

69. Extrovert or Introvert?

Introvert : ( 

70. Have you ever been scuba diving?

No, never. But I’d like to! I want to see cute fishes : ( 

71. What makes you nervous?

People.

72. Are you scared of the dark?

Freakin’ yes. I can’t walk in the dark alone because I’m so scared. I can’t even go to the bathroom in the middle of the night : (

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?

Sometimes

74. Are you ticklish?

Very. Please don’t try to tickle me EVER.

75. Have you ever started a rumor?

Never, I hate rumors. It is so stupid aaaAAAA

76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?

I don’t think so.

77. Have you ever drank underage?

Ye. On my friends parties ; ) 

78. Have you ever done drugs?

Never. And I don’t want to. 

79. Who was your first real crush?

A random boy at school idk.

80. How many piercings do you have?

Only ear piercing but I can’t really wear earrings : ( 

81. Can you roll your Rs?“

Oh yeah. I can roll my Rs really well. 

82. How fast can you type?

I don’t know. Kinda fast. Faster than my friends? 

83. How fast can you run?

I have asthma so. I can’t really run a lot. 

84. What color is your hair?

A greenish-bluish??? I’m going to buy a dark sea-green hair dye ; ; 

85. What color is your eyes?

Kinda green-gray I don’t really know. Sometimes they are blue.

86. What are you allergic to?

aAHHH a lot of things. Pollens, animal fur, apples, walnuts, hazelnuts : (

87. Do you keep a journal?

Naah. I’m keeping everything inside my heart and brain. I don’t need to write my thoughts on a paper

88. What do your parents do?

My mom is a dancer and she teaches modern dance in dance school. And my father is an acoustician.

89. Do you like your age?

Not really. Most of teens my age are so stupid ((AAA)) and most of my friends are older than me. 2 years, 4 years older, sometimes even more

90. What makes you angry?

People. When I lost a video game and when I have an artblock. When someone is hurting my friends > ( 

91. Do you like your own name?

I thinks so. I isn’t my favorite, but I don’t mind.

92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?

Can we stop. I really hate children aAAAAAAAA. And if I adopt a child they’ll have a name so??? I don’t really have a choice. 

93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?

A boy. Girls are so annyoing until they get old. I know it by myself. I feel annoying too. And boys are stupid, but they aren’t that bitchy like girls : / 

94. What are you strengths?

I don’t know. I’m creative and If I decide something you can’t change my mind. 

95. What are your weaknesses?

My health : D And I’m really afraid of people in real life. 

96. How did you get your name?

Idk. My mom just liked Veronica. 

97. Were your ancestors royalty?

Ye. My grand-grandmom was from noble family. We even had some fancy crest??

98. Do you have any scars?

I already answered that question ; / 

99. Color of your bedspread?

Grey/white. 

100. Color of your room?

Black and white : ) 

DONE AAA thank you sweet anon. You are not creepy I love you. Also sorry for any mistakes I am stupid and can’t talk in english correctly : ( 

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