#AND their lawyer

[alocalfrog]

Can you imagine suing Boeing and coming home to find Boeing's faulty plane parts washed up in your backyard?

[saulwexler]

how to explain to non-americans that the better call saul ads aren’t exaggerated for comedic effect they are super normie

[sleepy-bebby]

[hiimjustarandomidiot]

Howdy people! How are y'all? I'm great! I just finished doodling the Siblings! And I intend to show you :D

I'm gonna start wiiithhh... You!

Ahhh... Yes... Sunniva! My most skilled employee! In the circus, she had multiple roles! Acrobat, trapeze artist, tightrope walker... The extra arms come in an handy, y'know? A lovely person too, and beautiful looks! Wich is weird why she wasn't one of the audience's favorite, she is aurely mine! Well- I never knew who was the audience's favorite- almost nobody clapped at us, and when someone did, they always praised everyone equally! But it's better like this, I wouldn't want jeaulosy to creep in, and to rivalries to form in our little family!

Also a wonderful healer! Making an amazing job at stitching up her brother! On the topic of him, lemme tell ya a little thing or two about him!

Sullivan! Love him or hate him, I doubt he cares! Or he does, then you need to watch your words around him! He will use every chance, every little mistake you make, to remove you out of the picture!

You might ask, 'why does he seem so beaten up?' Well it is because, my lovely fella, he doesn't feel pain! And he cannot die, a bit overpowered much, right? And by being so, he tends to be a little... Reckless, with his words AND actions, and that causes him to lose a limb or two... But I love him as much as the others! Even if he isn't as social as his other brother... But it's okay! The stage isn't for everyone.

[cali]

sorry bro i lost focus and forgot where u begin and i end i hope nothing gay happened

[nando161mando]

[m-r-moth]

Aang - if you got arrested, what would be the charges?

and.. of course..

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illustrating the incorrect atla quote from @caylenqueen

(the arson zuko from my other post was originally made for this thing, heh)

[artielu]

Listen up.

The current Supreme Court is a 6-3 conservative majority.

Justice Thomas, that corrupt fascist fucker, is 75.

Justice Alito, that biased fascist fucker, is 74.

Each is married to a fascist ultra right wing woman. Ginny Thomas was actively involved in Trump's efforts to overturn the 2020 election. Martha Ann Alito is the alleged source of the ultra right wing flags on the Alito homes.

If Trump is elected in 2024, Thomas and Alito will retire, just like Kennedy did in 2018. Trump will get to appoint two more justices in their 50s.

Like sexual assaulter and liar Kavanaugh. Or handmaid's tale Coney Barrett. And the conservative majority will be on lock for thirty years. Gorsuch, Kavanaugh, and Coney Barrett are in their 50s.

Add two more ultraconservative justices in their 50s and you have a five seat conservative majority for 30 years if they live natural lifetimes.

If Trump is elected in 2024, we've not only lost the Court for at least a decade (now) but another thirty years.

What other civil rights would you like to lose? Because YOU WILL. We ALL will.

Can we fucking not? CAN WE FUCKING NOT?

Vote for Biden.

Vote for Democrats for the Senate.

[ohmygourd7]

this is all i could think the entire trial

[overlordjanefire]

Why is he like that

[kilometresrufflefuck]

hear me out the other day i woke up and was immediately hit in the face with "7 year gap narumitsu in europe where phoenix kisses edgeworth in a low moment and then tries to flee and edgeworth uses mind chess on him to get the truth out of him which is a completely normal and ordinary average way to discuss your relationship"

[beaft]

thinking about bg3 astarion introduction. something very funny about meeting a weird guy on the road and he's like "hey, sorry for trying to stab you. i'm a lawyer btw" and you're like well that seems true. and you click on his picture and see that his character class is just Professional Liar

[uhlexuhhh]

a canon event for every oldest daughter is being told “you would be a good lawyer”

[demonic0angel]

Court Story Idea

TW: the Joker

Where the Joker is being prosecuted for his crimes within the Ghost Zone and each side (defendant and plaintiff) is able to choose the lawyer for the other side. So that means that the Joker is able to choose an attorney for the plaintiffs AKA Jason, along with other victims, both alive and dead. (For drama’s sake, let’s say that the Justice League is there too, along with the younger generation of heroes.)

When everyone hears this, they’re like ??? Because isn’t that just going to help the Joker??

And the Joker, realizing this, is looking for the most weakest, most vulnerable person to exploit within this ghostly court room and he looks at the back of the room…

And finds Jazz, who’s sitting in a corner behind King Phantom, head down, trying her best to be unnoticed, nose in her papers as she’s writing down what’s said as the court reporter.

And the Joker picks her.

Nobody understands why everyone from the Ghost Zone is suddenly either 1) flabbergasted, 2) completely delighted, or 3) laughing so hard that it’s like they’re about to die a 2nd time.

Because the Joker chose the only person in the room with an actual law degree who is not only the big sister of the literal Ghost King, but also loves children, is fiercely protective of them, and most importantly, has never gotten the opportunity to show off her hard earned degrees in criminology, psychiatry, or law until now.

(Inspired by this post where someone says that Jazz would be the court reporter)