#AND she's Gyro's bestie

[mebssann]

i apologize for the spam, idk if you're still into Darkwing, but I vaguely remembered your Sara Bellum redesign and had to track it down! I have my own DWD AU and at this point I think your Sara version is pretty much canon to it 😅 I hope that's okay! she's so well done!

Ahh!! Thank you so much that's so nice to hear. I absolutely loved Sara in the original show, so I couldn't pass the opportunity to do a lil redesign in line of Ducktales lol.

I'm still into Darkwing :> it's just taken a back seat to other shows that I'm currently into (and has new content) so if Darkwing ever does get a reboot (whenever that may be) you can bet on my ass jumping back to that show lol

And for those who hasn't seen my post here's my previous and current redesigns:

[cinnbar-bun]

Every group has the older, elegant Hot Pants enjoyer (me) and the younger, more feral Gyro enjoyer who will froth at the mouth at anything about him (my younger sister), and then the other one who got dragged in to be Johnny (my sister’s best friend)

[lunarspeared]

                              ❝ If it's a fist fight, Gyro is gonna lose immediately. He has weak nerd arms. But if it's a bot fight -- He stands a pretty decent chance, probably. ❞

" I just think Doc' and Gyro need to 1v1 each other in the pit. It'd be funny. "

[dioslesbianwife]

May I request p7 characters (hot pants, SM diego, johnny, and gyro) + jolyne and ermes with a reader that is completely oblivious to flirting? They're just like; "OMG! You're so sweet my FRIEND". (At the end it does work out but they have to go all out.)

haha sure! thanks for requesting and i hope you enjoy!

Johnny Joestar

Starts off subtle, making little compliments, smirking at you when you laugh, and finding excuses to be near you.

Realizes very quickly that you do not get it.

"Damn, you’ve got really nice eyes."

"Aw, thank you, Johnny! So do you! My best friend with the prettiest eyes :D."

He nearly chokes on air when you say that so casually.

At some point, he straight up tells Gyro, "I don't think they understand human emotions."

How he wins you over: Gets frustrated and just grabs your hand one day. "Okay, listen. I like you. Not as a friend. If I have to spell it out any further, I’ll lose my mind."

Gyro Zeppeli

Gyro has too much confidence. He thinks he can get through to you easily.

"Hey, I’m one of a kind, but I might make an exception for you." Wink.

"That’s so nice of you! You’re one of a kind too, Gyro!"

His soul leaves his body.

The moment he realizes you genuinely don’t get it, he turns it into a personal challenge. "I will make them understand."

How he wins you over: Writes your name inside one of his steel balls as some dramatic romantic gesture, then throws it to you. "There. Proof that I like you." You’re so confused but finally get it when he looks like he's about to combust.

Hot Pants

"Are they serious?" is the thought running through her head 24/7.

Hot Pants is not the type to beat around the bush. She tries to flirt once, sees that you don’t get it, and immediately realizes she has to be direct.

"[Name]. You and me. Together. I want that."

"Aww, like besties? That’s so sweet!"

She almost quits on the spot.

How she wins you over: She gives up on words and just kisses you one day.

When you finally go "…Oh," she just sighs and mutters, "Finally."

Diego Brando

Diego does not get rejected. He does not fail. And yet… here you are.

Starts off smug. "I get the feeling you’re falling for me."

"Of course! You’re such a good friend!"

He stares at you like you just said the most insulting thing imaginable.

Will not accept defeat. Becomes way more aggressive in his approach. He’s holding your waist, leaning in close, giving you the smirk- everything.

And you just smile at him like he’s being cute.

How he wins you over: He finally just pins you against a wall one day, tail swishing behind him, eyes sharp. "You and ne. Dating. Understand?"

You blink. "Wait. You like me like that?"

"OH MY GOD, YES."

Jolyne Cujoh

She is so cocky at first. She thinks she can charm you easily.

"Damn, I could look at you all day." Wink.

"Haha, Jolyne, you’re so sweet! I love spending time with you too!"

She immediately realizes she is dealing with an impossible challenge.

How she wins you over: She grabs your face one day, staring you down. "Okay. I’ve been flirting with you for months. I want to date you. Are we clear?"

When you finally get it, she just sighs and mutters, "About time."

Ermes Costello

She thinks you’re playing dumb on purpose.

"Hey, you ever wonder what it’d be like to date someone like me?"

"Oh, I bet they’d be so lucky! You’re an amazing person, Ermes!"

She physically grabs your shoulders. "[Name]. Sweetheart. Babe. I am talking about you."

And then you just blink at her in confusion.

How she wins you over: She straight-up flirts with someone else in front of you until you finally get jealous.

Then she just smirks and goes, "Oh? Now you get it?"

[6isgreaterthan7]

My dumbass Part 8 Magenta Magenta AU is essentially just an excuse for Magenta and Hato to meet and queen out together because they'd be so funny. I've literally had this idea since before Joshu was a sexual predator, so he used to be in the friend group, but I'm kind of weak on that idea now. He shows up sometimes.

Essentially it takes place a good few months after Jojolion. Josuke and Joshu have moved out to their own apartments. Norisuke is doing research on Josukes past and this leads him to researching the SBR race. He decides he deserves a vacation and takes a trip to Delaware. While looking around, King Nothing happens to find Magenta and Norisuke fishes him out like Why did my stand just walk to the bottom of the river who the fuck is this guy whats going on.

Magenta is essentially a vegetable at this point but his stand kept his brain physically fit so he will slowly regain consciousness. Norisuke has a crisis about this being a stand attack or whatever but eventually he takes him back to his hotel room.

Long story short Norisuke brings him back to Japan. Hato is gone for a few weeks (on modeling buisness...?) so she's not there while Norisuke helps Magenta recover.

Magenta feels defeated that he can't get revenge on Wekapipo or Diego (he had grown to hate him while in the river) because they're long dead. He has no idea how to feel about Josuke being a Joestar. He is astounded by the wonders of technology and is glad to be alive and living in the future but feels aimless. Then Hato comes home and they meet and become besties and he gets his mojo back.

Magenta walks with a cane for a good while but the second he can go without it he throws it out because he thinks its stupid. He has severe PTSD from the whole thing and can't stand to be around water whatsoever but he insists he's fine. He has cerebrospinal fluid leak and brain damage from Gyros steel ball, and has to get it fixed (...? idk anything about Japans medical system so hmmm). He's trying hard to get a job but the brain damage limits his movement and motor abilities a bit which frustrates him to no end.

There isn't really an end for this, its just kind of an opportunity to think more about two of my favorite characters.

[eminsunnytoons123]

The parodies cousin Show characters

Part 1, 2 And 3

Disclaimer: I made the parodies cousin Show for the sake of enjoyment And creativity, And again, for the sake of creativity And enjoyment, i'll risk it for all my besties, Sisters, Brothers, pen pals And girlfriend: @splashy900 @kxllboii @cheezekennith @aquamarine-dream-queen @dayzsaclark @oscarandgrinchfan @moshywoosh @ilovescaredysquirrel2 @nuggetaubrey @sharkyy599 @nightkit92 @familyoffood @mysafespaceblog13 @thelazzyblogzz @sugar-miss1 @shrimpathizer @muppet-fan-real @shypeachrunaway @iggyguyy @sophia-does-skits @typical-sophie @peaceforpeople @ben5569 @xxkurosakutisaxxaltofshitaccount @ducktoonz903707 @artismeyou-12 @blackstar044 @acen402 @walt-diego-rodriguez @nia1sworld @rumplestiltsbear @s4gefr0g @beeware-of-lulu @leafith @bluebird-in-a-cagedrawing that always loved me And supported me And always loved my Work.

~

Ever since I have decided to make the FOURTH counterparts of the muppets, here they are =^_^= And theyre like cousins to the muppets, And some of them even changed genders. And I have imagined something called "the cousins Show" And its related to the "Sisters Show" =^_^=

And in their infos, I wont say how old are they, because theyre the same age like the muppets, And you can go see the ages from the teppums And You'll see how old are the muppets with them ^///^; And I wont really Type who are they dating, but i'll soon make who are they dating =^_^= oh! And i'll say their sexualities soon when I draw them all, even the same goes to the moopets, whatnots And teppums =^_^=

Now some info about them (im still thinking about their info, i'll soon make a post about it too):

Lucille the ladybug - Lucille the ladybug is Kermit the frog's parodie cousin counterpart, she is the leading ladybug Lady who plays the harp. And she is ms. Moosa's And Garrett's love interests. Her headcanon voice actor is John Roberts, And her voice claim is Linda belcher from bob's burgers.

Ms. Moosa - Ms. Moosa is miss piggy's parodie cousin counterpart, she is the hot tempered primadonna moose lady, And Lucille's And Garrett's love interest. Her headcanon voice actor is Mark Hadlow, And her voice claim is Heidi the hippo from meet the feebles.

Garrett Rhino - Garrett Rhino is fozzie bear's parodie cousin counterpart, he is the comedian Rhino on the Show that does many Circus tricks And loves making jokes. His headcanon voice actor is Jim Cummings, And his voice claim is tigger from Winnie the Pooh.

Calvin the bat - Calvin the bat is Rizzo the rat's parodie cousin counterpart, he is actually an vampire bat And he is very sarcastic And sassy, And he is Harris' and Emma the bat's love interest. His headcanon voice actor is Paul Tylak, And his voice claim is snake from skunk Fu.

Harris the King ant - Harris the King ant is Pepe the King prawn's parodie cousin counterpart, he is an actual king ant And other ants listen to his orders, he has an thick Brooklyn accent, And dont call him a "termite" he is a "King ant". His headcanon voice actor is Kyle Rideout, And his voice claim is Vinnie from littlest pet shop.

Franklin the best - Franklin the best is gonzo the great's parodie cousin counterpart, he is an acrobat And Daredevil that loves doing dangerous tricks, And he is interested in mermans. His headcanon voice actor is Scott Menville, And his voice claim is Robin from teen titans go.

Professor Charles van rosecrew - professor Charles van rosecrew is dr bunsen honeydew's parodie cousin counterpart, he is the Scientist on the Show And he helps bunsen in his Experiments, And he is Carson's love interest. His headcanon voice actor is Jim Rash, And his voice claim is Gyro from ducktales.

Carson - Carson is beaker's parodie cousin counterpart, he is an nervous wreck just like beaker but he is good friends with him too, And he is professor charles' love interest, And he speaks in "eeh!?" And "beep!" His headcanon voice actor is Tom Kenny, And his voice claim is Spongebob squarepants from Spongebob squarepants.

Houston the bull - Houston the bull is rowlf the dog's parodie cousin counterpart, he is the Wise And laid back accordionist on the Show And he is from Texas. His headcanon voice actor is Tom Kenny, And his voice claim is Roy Rakoon from talking Tom And friends.

Austin the King Buffalo - Austin the King Buffalo is Sam the eagle's parodie cousin counterpart, he is an King Buffalo from africa And he is a real King Buffalo, And just like how other ants listen to Harris' others, other buffalos listen to Austin's orders. His headcanon voice actor is Keith David, And his voice claim is flame King from adventure time.

Isabella - Isabella is Walter's parodie cosuin counterpart, she is a BIG fan of the parodies, especially a fan of Lucille And since she is a part of them, she is best friends with Ruby And she has a crush on her too. Her headcanon voice actress is Jennifer Hale, And her voice claim is Madison from class of 3000.

Ruby - Ruby is Scooter's parodie cousin counterpart, she helps Lucille with The Show, And she is Riley's little sister and Isabella's best friend, And she had a crush on Isabella, And Riley teases her with that. Her headcanon voice actress is Katie Griffin, And her voice claim is Alex from totally spies.

I hope y'all will like these, And again, you're allowed to make fanart out of the parodies, And even moopets, whatnots And teppums, you dont have to ask me for permission =^_^= 💝 but just dont make NSFW or fetish Art out of them..

[bubblyaquarium]

「 ଳ The Aquarium ଳ 」

system of 50 || mixed origins || pd affected bodily 23 || white || uses he/it collectively

hey, we're the aquarium, a system of about 50 members. our collective name is ocean, but we usually prefer to go by our individual names when possible!

we're not going to bother with a dni list, we'll avoid or block those who make us uncomfortable. we do ask that any nsfw accounts to not interact with us. we are very pro-endo, and don't want to engage with anti-endos.

our bestie's system blog: @constellationcollective35

syskid blog @littlebubblesandco kpop gif spam @circus-spam nonhuman / vent blog @rejected-humanity nct dream introject blog @the-aquarium-dreamies

our simplyplural is thebubblyaquarium

main group:

⋆ Nyne ⋆ any pronouns ⋆ 23 ⋆ host, social alter ⋆

⋆ Beckett ⋆ he/they/it ⋆ 23 ⋆ co-host ⋆

⋆ Star ⋆ he/him ⋆ 7 - 17 ⋆ co-host, passive comforter ⋆

⋆ Circus ⋆ ze/zer + any neos ⋆ 22 ⋆ gatekeeper, archiver ⋆

⋆ Corci ⋆ he/him ⋆ 26 ⋆ gatekeeper, protector ⋆

⋆ Cain ⋆ he/it ⋆ 26 ⋆ persecutor, protector ⋆

⋆ Eleanor ⋆ she/her ⋆ 25 ⋆ caretaker ⋆

⋆ Hansel ⋆ he/him ⋆ 18 ⋆ reliefmate ⋆

⋆ AJ ⋆ she/they ⋆ 24 ⋆ thrill seeker ⋆

⋆ Mirror ⋆ she/her ⋆ 20 ⋆ protector ⋆

⋆ Sian ⋆ he/him ⋆ mid 20s ⋆ soother ⋆

others that might post here:

⋆ Hansel ⋆ he/him ⋆ 18 ⋆ reliefmate ⋆

⋆ Inky ⋆ they/it/xe ⋆ 19 ⋆ ex-host, depression holder ⋆

⋆ Gray ⋆ they/he ⋆ 20 ⋆ romanticizer ⋆

⋆ Lark ⋆ they/she ⋆ 19 ⋆ spiritualist ⋆

⋆ Chloe ⋆ she/they ⋆ 17 ⋆ ex-host, anxiety holder ⋆

⋆ Rocky ⋆ he/him ⋆ 14 ⋆ avenger ⋆

⋆ Pigtails ⋆ she/zig/pom ⋆ 19 ⋆ moodbooster ⋆

⋆ Ozias ⋆ he/hym ⋆ 24 ⋆ dissociation holder ⋆

⋆ Scottie ⋆ it/she ⋆ 12 ⋆ role unsure ⋆

⋆ Jay ⋆ he/him ⋆ 20s ⋆ moodbooster, Jett's partner ⋆

⋆ Jett ⋆ he/him ⋆ 20s ⋆ role unsure, Jay's partner ⋆

⋆ Wyatt ⋆ she/he ⋆ 20s ⋆ soother ⋆

⋆ Marc ⋆ he/they/she ⋆ 14 ⋆ role unsure ⋆

⋆ Sunny ⋆ he/him ⋆ 20s ⋆ moodbooster ⋆

⋆ Ty ⋆ he/it/thxy/thing ⋆ 20s ⋆ emotion regulator ⋆

⋆ Gyro ⋆ he/him ⋆ 24 ⋆ role unsure, Johnnie's partner ⋆

⋆ Johnnie ⋆ he/him ⋆ 20 ⋆ role unsure, Gyro's partner ⋆

⋆ Green ⋆ he/star/void/comet ⋆ 16 ⋆ anchor ⋆

[goatpaste]

In a way, I feel like with how many women that are plot relevant in jojolion, I feel araki realized he fucked up with the way women were written/treated in SBR, but I feel that's wishful thinking. Then again, has araki even did art regarding SBR after it finished that isn't Johnny, Gyro, Diego, or Funny Valentine.

Also, you have a main blog?

It fhejidf it defiantly feels like araki went crazy when he wrote sbr then even out a bit part way into jojolion for sure lol

I'm sure he's drawn... something.. sbr that wasn't main charactera... maybe lol. But idk how much he draws anything from old parts that isn't main characters ykno

But the JJL woman are really a refreshing return to form with arakid female characters. Like araki I'd far from perfect but I always have to give him credit for being more fun and unique and caring of having interesting main focus female characters in his series compared to a lot of other Shonen type manga. Like stone ocean is great, him wanting a girl giorno, him writing lisa lisa with the comment of 'I want to do something not the same as iv done before I want a mean strong woman' when he made lisa lisa and his want to give her a fair fight with kars where she kicked ass

Then his horrible dip and lack of character for both his main female lead of lucy and really all his characters in SBR defiantly help make JJL stand out a lot more

But in general they had a lot of personality! From yasuho being a jobro that'd a lady who stands firmly as her own filled out character who works well as josukes bestie as well and being able to stand on her own and do thing separately from josuke. Kaatos who everything ouggh she was one of my favs of that part. And how kick ass all the girls are, they just don't take any shit I love them sooo much their filled with so much personality...

And lol ye I have a main my main is @dinopant it's nothing special, I just reblog and once in awhile post there. I'm mostly chatty on my twitter.

[fearsomefive]

Silly reasons I love Della

Her and Donald’s interactions are so accurate to sibling relationships which makes them amazing and incredibly funny

Donald is a sailor and yet she hates fish

Her dynamic with Gyro

The way she introduced herself to the boys for the first time

She genuinely wanted to name her kids Jet, Turbo, & Rebel, and Donald is the only reason why they weren’t actually named that

Della really met an alien that saw her as a threat to everything she knew and went “We’re besties 😊” (I ship them but that’s not the point) even before the truth about Lunaris came to light and Penumbra grew to like her

On the opposite side of the coin, Launchpad thinking they’re friends and Della thinking he’s a replacement of her

[rythmicjea]

Pretty Like Street Lamps

A Riverdale microfanfiction based on the "Silly Drunk Dialogue" prompt "pretty like a street lamp" by @creativepromptsforwriting

The first time his phone rang, he didn’t pick up, certain it was a butt-dial. The garbled text that followed assured him it was a mistake. The third phone call, however, said something was up.

“Juggikins!” Veronica’s shrill voice practically screamed through receiver. Nope. He didn’t like that name at all.

“Veronica? Why are you calling me at… one-thirty in the morning?” He had a deadline for his next set of pages and he needed to focus.

“Oh, so it is one-thirty for you. I thought Iowa was an hour behind.” It wasn’t a question.

Fuck. “How did you know?”

“You’re soooo bad at Instagram!” She cackled drunkenly. “Anyway, I’m at a bar near your place and I need you to pick me up.”

His glasses clattered to the desk. “Why don’t you call an Uber?”

“Because the last time I did, Katy threw up in the car and it was on my tab so I got banned.”

He sighed. He didn’t have a car. He had his bike but he sure as shit wasn’t going to put her drunk ass on the back of it. She’d fall off and die with a helmet on. “The best I can do is walk you home.”

“Perfect!”

The night air was brisk and had him shoving his hands in his pockets to keep warm. She was sitting on the curb eating a gyro. He almost walked past her. Where were her friends? Worse, her cheerful voice belied the truth. “Isn’t that an Alaïa?” He taunted, sitting next to her on the curb.

“Jughead!” She cried through a mouth full of lamb and tried to wrap her puffy coat covered arms around his shoulders. It was like hugging a child with water wings. She flashed a bill, and called out to Muhammad, the cart owner, for another for her ‘bestie because he’s the best’.

Jughead tried to decline but Muhammad said, “what Miss Veronica wants, Miss Veronica gets.” And Jughead knew very well the truth of that statement.

As they walked back to her apartment, she bombarded him with questions. When did you get here? Summer. Why are you here? I got a book agent.

But she dodged his until he wouldn’t let her. How’s school? Great. Why did you call me? Shrug. Have you talked to Archie and Betty? No. Why were you alone? I wasn’t. Why did you call me?

“I had this boyfriend… Chad." She practically spit out his name through a mouthful of her second gyro. "He broke up with me. So, I was letting the city know that Veronica Lodge doesn’t need a man! What’s worse, he's like every other guy I’ve dated. Archie, Reggie, Nick. All assholes. All wrapped up in their own shit. And me just taking what I can get. What happened to me?”

"There's nothing wrong with you." Jughead admitted softly. As they crossed the blocks to her apartment he couldn't remember his old schoolmate being so chatty. Even when they got drunk as a group. "You're still the smart, beautiful, successful girl I once knew."

Veronica sighed, holding up her pita so he could take a bite. She knew better than to get him just one. Automatically, he complied taking a large bite out of the lamb, peppers, and onions. Veronica had a thing against tomatoes. She hated them. "You think I'm beautiful?" There was such awe in her tone.

Jughead cleared his throat, tamping down old, inconsequential memories about questions concerning his allegiance. "You know you're beautiful."

Like a bouncy ball the drunk babbling came back. "You're not so bad yourself. You look almost as pretty as this moon."

He chuckled. "That's a street lamp."

"And you're almost as pretty." Her index finger slowly flew to his nose with a "Boop!"

She begged him to come up saying, "A gentleman always walks a lady to her front door." Once inside, Veronica in a whirlwind, introduced him to Katy, and threw her coat and shoes and purse wherever she wanted. Jughead's eyes and half-words pleaded that this wasn't what it looked like and Katy simply waved him off knowing her roommate better than most.

He followed her dutifully, picking up the clothes she was dropping behind her. She was in bed, snuggled under the covers, waiting for him. "Tell me a story, Juggikins." Yep, he still hated that name. "Tell me about my character in the book you're writing."

He gave her a dubious look. She protested that there was nothing else to write about. He watched her wide and expectant eyes shine in the moonlight. "Alright," he finally acquiesced knowing he had never and could never say no to her. "Once upon a time, oh about seven years ago, in a far away place called 'Manhattan', lived the heiress to a vast real estate empire overseen by her father, The Baron…"

[errruvande]

Get to know your mutuals!

Hey love, thank you for taggine me @bilbotargaryen ! This one is quite a longie lmao

What's the origin of your blog title? The story behind it, it's the same as my main, technically, and when i was making my acc back in.... let me think, 2017, i think, I wanted an URL that was low-kew Tolkien related but not that obvious. So i just translated my name to Sindarin and went with it. Actually, funny me, it was Quenya all along lmao

OTP(s) + Shipname: brrrrrrbbrbr actually I don't really ship anyone for real. I do have OTPs tho: Athelnar (Athelstan and Ragnar from the Vikings) and Alfred and Uhtred from TLK (and idk how people call them???). I think that's literally it.

Favourite colour: black and red

Favourite game: The Whitcher 3, but prev GODDAMN yes RDR2 is my close second!!! ARTHUR YES

Song stuck in your head: don't give me any reasons to start talking about G-Dragon again please... But anyway lmao i got two his songs from the new album stuck in my had equally annoyingly much: Too Bad (feat Anderson .Paak) and Gyro-drop. Go have a listen i promise it's soooo good.

Weirdest habit/trait? I love to listen to music on my headphones and dance in the dark while daydreaming. I need that like I need air to live. <- THIS IS ALL FROM @bilbotargaryen AND I SWEAR I DO THE SAMEEEEEE THAT'S SO WEIRD HOW?????????

Hobbies: yeah feels like writing again and hanging out with my friends (does it count as a hobby???)

If you work, what's your profession? i don't as for this moment, MAYBE I'd get a job soon enough if I'm lucky, I was contacted by the family friends and they asked me if I wanna come to company they work in cause they need people and i said wow yes but I haven't even been to HR yet so... fingers crossed, it's a really good job with great paycheck and overall a neat f company

If you could have any job you wish, what would it be? Realistically? I always wanted to have a small vinyl records shop. You know ugh the dreams

Something you're good at: procrastinating lmao Actually, i don't know, I'm extremely badly self unaware

Something you're bad at: I really thought i'm bad at socialising lmao but i think i'm doing ok What I'm really bad at is telling people off? Like you know when someone is bugging you on the street and you just freeze and try to be nice until they go away? That's me. My new friend, however lmao And i'm glad she's here to politely say "go fuck yourself bro" at any given moment. We're that type of mbti friends the typology is shipping with each other lmao

Something you love: Writing, listening to music, my doggos, my bestie's cattos????? everything, i love quite everything lmao

Something you could talk about for hours off the cuff: fandoms indeed prev lmao, music, my friends

Something you hate: prev you didn't need to go so hard.... political situation here sucks too, y'all know and i hate it

Something you collect: never collected anything until my ass found k-pop... Now i have a little box of BTS' photocards and other official stuff lol

Something you forget: everyhting. I forget EVERYTHING even if it's my biggest priority at the moment

What's your love language? I know that the love language model is deeply flawed and one needs all love languages to thrive. I'd say I value Quality Time most. <- PREV THIS WHOLE ANSWER IS MINE NOW CAUSE SAME

Favourite movie/show: well, for the movies: LOTR and Hobbit, The Schindler's list, The Lion King (do we count animated movies?). FOr the shows: The Last Kingdom, Medici, BBC The Musketeers,

Favourite food: i'm a basic russian bitch it's blini and borscht 

Favourite animal: idkkkkkk snakes????

What were you like as a child? i really can't say, i have no memory of my childhood whatsoever. Like literally none.

Favourite subject at school? i loved literature and geography, cause i was unreasonable good at it (lmao, love, i'm sorry i had to ahahah). But for real, never really studied it, but passed the national exam on like 95/100. I was NATURAL

Least favourite subject: physics. I don't understand it all (shame on me, literally family's disappointment lmao) and the teacher was awful

What's your best character trait? iiiiiidk, I think i get along with people pretty good, cause i'm MASKING lmao I don;t speak much at first and then, when i start, i kinda KNOW everyhting i need to know to not dissapoint that person???

What's your worst character trait? i can't tell... i can ghost people for no reason just cause i don't feel as i'm in the mood? Idk if it's that bad to be the worst trait??? idk really

If you could change any detail of your life right now, what would it be? in life in general?? I'd made some much more sufficient desicions back in the days so i'd be able TO SEE MY HOBYBOBI AND G-DRAGON LIVE 😭😭😭 sorry

If you could travel in time, who would you like to meet? to travel back in time to have a convo with a random peasant in some village near Moscow?? I'm down

no pressure tags:

@kingslionheart @holy3cake @thenameswinter99 @ladyaldhelm @lady-wyrd @paula-in-dreamland @mrsarnasdelicious @aduialel and anyone who wants ✨

[jake-kiszkas-smirk]

If you’re still doing them, can I request a Sam and Jake blurb? Doesn’t have to be intimate but just hanging out with them and like dating one and being besties with the other and maybe some cute comforting things thrown in like hugs and forehead/temple kisses and stuff? 🥹💖

This is adorable of course I can,

“That’s not historically accurate at all.” Sam complained about something on the tv. He was currently sitting on the floor between your legs in his sweats and a tshirt as you braided his hair.

“Sammy this is a movie, not a documentary” you replied as you secured a band around the first braid.

You looked up as you heard keys outside your front door.

“Babe, I’m home!” You heard Jake as he slipped his shoes off,

“Hey love, I’m in the living room” you shouted back, combing your fingers through Sams hair to get out all the tangles.

“How was your-“ Jake paused as he rounded the corner, his eyes landing on Sam “don’t you ever go home? You’re here more than I am. And this is my house!” he said in a faux annoyed tone as he walked over and kissed your forehead.

“Not my fault you decided to date my best friend” he shrugged as he reached for the remote to turn up the tv to drown out Jakes talking over it.

“I’m going to change the locks” Jake teased as he nudged Sam with his foot to scoot over a little so he could get next to you on the couch, giving you a hug before relaxing back,

“She’d just let me in anyways,” Sam retorted

Jake shot you a playful glare and you shook your head out of Sams eyesight. Jake laughed softly,

“What do you want for dinner?” He asked you, sitting back against the couch and rubbing your back as you started Sams second braid

“Oh, I love that Greek place down the road...they have the best-“ Sam started and you giggled as Jake leaned forward and smacked him “Hey!” Sam grabbed the back of his head and glared at Jake

“I’m talking to her not you” Jake laughed as he sat back against the couch, dodging Sams retaliation hit

“Sammy be still!”

“Kinda hard when I’m being assaulted by your sweet Jakey” he rolled his eyes and faced the tv once again.

“Greek does sound good though...” you whispered to Jake,

“It does” Jake leaned over and pressed a kiss to your cheek,

“I heard that, I want a gyro” Sam said as you secured the second braid with a hair tie.

“Ugh fine” Jake groaned, “but you’re going to pick it up.”

“Deal” Sam said as he took out his phone, taking down everyone’s orders and then heading out the door.

“Y/n, do you want that soda you like as well?” He came back in the door to ask,

“Yes please!” You chirped as he put it in his phone and then walked out.

“Sometimes I think he knows you better than I do” Jake said as he laid across the couch, head in your lap as you now played with his hair.

“I don’t think so,” you reassured your boyfriend, “but to be fair, he’s known me longer. Also, there are some ways you know me that he never will” you grinned as you wiggles your eyebrows

Jake smiled then, “That’s true. I’ll catch up on the other little things eventually” he sighed, letting his eyes close. “Why couldn’t you have been friends with Ronnie, she’s less annoying”

You giggled as you continued to run your fingers through his hair. The both of you shared how you’re day had been, and when Sam returned you all enjoyed your food while chatting and teasing each other incessantly. These were the night you loved, your best friend and your boyfriend both here, making you laugh until your sides hurt.

[hraunwyf]

"ooh, new title. gonna rack that one up right next to 'jewel of the frozen realm', i'm sure dad'll love that."

she wrinkles her nose slightly, just to let odin know, if he's listening, that her distaste (putting it kindly) is ever-present. maybe it'll also grind his gears that she actually has, like, a bestie.

"where we goin'? kind of in the mood for gyros, not gonna lie."

"PFFFFFFFF-" He can't help it. He's cackling at her ridiculousness. "I en't say that's a bad thi-FUCK. HA."

Shit. He's losing it, actually. "I'm gonnae join it, is what I'm gonna do, aye! Shall we away to the masses, my damsel of the drug den?"

[falloutjuli]

As promised an almost 900 words tiny excerpt from my Johnny x Reader fanfic that I’m Working on, featuring a very jealous Johnny and Reader and Diego being besties! (Because Diego and Reader are both kinda dummies) 

the whole thing is at 4k words now and still needs a bit of work but eh. Enjoy a teaser. Its gonne be mighty fine and Im editing it from Fem!Reader to GN!Reader because idk. Felt like it uwu. 

Anyways, enjoy the tiny teaser hehe.

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And during the time you three lived together until now... You became good friends with Gyro and developed a crush on Johnny. Much to your dismay but it is what it is.

Checking your phone, you saw you almost had to leave so you checked yourself one last time in the mirror before you walked in the living room to get to your room. 

"Holy cow, Y/N! You look stunning!" Gyro commented, a big smile on his face. "Thank you, Gyro, didn't know you could be nice."

"Didn't know you could look like that." You rolled your eyes and entered your room to get your bag. 

You kinda had hoped Johnny would have said anything, but he kept quiet, much to your disappointment, but you couldn't change it. Yet it kinda hurt you, making you doubt for a second to actually wear the fancy clothes you picked out for tonight. 

Maybe you should cancel? He surely made a mistake asking you in the first place…No, you told yourself, you'd go out and enjoy yourself.

That was tonight’s goal. With bag and shoes now gathered you exited your room and tried to push away the looming stress and nervousness inside of you.

"I'll be gone then; I hope you two will have a great night too." You said and looked at the two horse lovers who were seated on the couch, playing games.

 "We'll be fine. Just remember, if he shows any red flags, or you get a weird feeling, call me and I'll come get ya!" Gyro said looking at you sternly. 

"Don't worry, as soon as he begins to resemble you, I'll give you a call." Gyro needed a second before he got what you were implying.

Johnny snickered along. 

"Well, I best be going then, until later!" And with that you left the room and consequently the apartment. "Man, you're really messing up your chance." "As if I ever had one." Johnny answered his friend and sounded defeated.  You stood outside the restaurant, nervous, unsure if he'd actually show up. 

"I hope you weren't waiting for too long, I'm sorry for my delay." A voice from behind you said and made you spin around, smiling once you saw him. Diego looked fine tonight, and you wondered how it came to be he asked you out of all people available to him. 

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You were bored out of your mind. Gyro and Johnny had been out riding for like one and a half hour already and they were still nowhere to be seen. 

It wasn't their fault that you felt a little down today and therefore declined riding with either, so you didn't blame them. 

You weren't big into riding yourself but coming with them to the stables, seeing them in their element and with Slow Dancer and Valkyrie and sometimes riding with them was such a highlight.

You loved how Gyro kept talking to his little "bella" as if she was his girlfriend and you loved seeing Johnny being happy while he rode on Slow Dancer. 

But today... after your mood plummeted thanks to your feelings towards a certain blond rider, you rather sat in the shade near the stables and were on your phone. 

To your surprise, some strange legs entered your view and in front of you stood Diego Brando. 

You had heard of him, his reputation was that to thank for, and Johnny and Gyro had their run-ins with him and loved to rant about him.

 "Hey there." You said unsure of what exactly would happen now. You looked around and only spotted a girl with short pink hair nearby. 

"Yeah, hey. I wanted to ask if you'd like to go out sometime?" You sat there dumbfounded. 

A popular, good-looking guy, many girls surely would die for, just casually asked you out, without having ever spoken a word before. You blinked a couple of times. 

"Eh..." was All you could answer before you saw the chance this was. A date, with someone who seemed interested in you and might make you realize you never actually crushed on Johnny. 

"Sure. Why not." You said and Diego looked pleased. 

"May I have your phone to give you my number?" Slightly embarrassed you handed the man your phone who quickly typed something in with his none gloved hand. 

"There you go. Send me a message later yeah, love?" His British accent did make your knees a little weak.

Mindlessly you tugged a lose hair string behind your ear and looked at the newly made contact of "Diego 🦖" while said contact began striding back to his friend, who you assumed must be Hot Pants, the guys had also told you about her. 

Not too long after that, Johnny and Gyro were back too. 

"Did ya get bored waiting for us?" Gyro asked as he helped Johnny unmount. "A little."

"Your fault for not coming along. We found a real nice new path near a small river."

"I'll come along next time, then you can show me, yeah?" You answered Johnny and decided to keep the thing with Diego for yourself. 

You knew if you let them know now, they'd go on a rant of how horrible he is and how you should never even talk to him unless you want him to eat your firstborn or whatever.

They sure painted him like a horrible person but to you, Diego seemed a little charming almost.

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[simikae]

Pokemon ask thing, gyro ball and earthquake?

Gyro Ball -> SKARMORY SWEEP!!! i had a shiny of it in ORAS she was my bestie forever

Earthquake -> hippopotas and sandile <3 they are little fellows

[abookishdreamer]

Character Intro: Athena (Kingdom of Ichor)

Nicknames- Lady Order by Artemis

Cranium by Hermes

Bossy Pants by Hebe

The Wise One by the people of Olympius

Bestie by Dike

Age- 18 (immortal)

Location- Athens, Olympius

Personality- Athena is very type-A and analytical. She’s intelligent, methodical, stubborn, watchful, and has a bit of trouble with being vulnerable. She doesn’t really understand the prospect of being a child since she was born fully grown under odd circumstances. She’s very proud of her high approval rating in Olympius. She's an asexual lesbian & is single.

She has the standard abilities of a goddess. As the goddess of wisdom, she has many abilities including enhanced craftsmanship, being able to communicate with/shapeshift into all species of owls and other sacred animals, military mastery, audiokinesis, minor mystiokinesis (like cursing people, certain objects, and weapons), psychokinesis, telumkinesis, adopting owl physiology other physical form, telepathy, minor chlorokinesis (as it pertains to the olive), and limited electrokinesis. She also has an eidetic memory.

Athena is fluent in all the languages spoken in Olympius.

A notable physical feature is her dark silver-gray eyes.

She takes the laws of the country very seriously and is unforgivable to those who don’t follow them. Athena also takes offense to those who disrespect the deities, even the minor ones.

Athena splits her time between New Olympus and the nearby state of Athens (which is dedicated to her). In New Olympus, she lives in a blue & silver painted brownstone and in Athens, she lives in a Greek revival style mansion. Both places are immaculately spotless & organized- decorated with the most exquisite art pieces and sculptures.

She's exceptionally versed in all military strategies & tactics.

To lay low, Athena mostly gets around in her dark blue modern sportscar, but nothing beats riding in her chariot- a marvel of Imperial Gold & Celestial Bronze pulled by winged stallions!

She's a feminist. Athena's constantly bringing new legislation for the advancement of women & girls whether it’s through education or the workforce. She recently sworn in the first female centaur as the new police chief for the New Olympus police department. She publishes a monthly academic magazine called O Dianooumenos. She also serves as the top aide for the country’s police & military as well as having a seat on the Grand Olympian Court as a justice alongside her father & other esteemed deities in the pantheon. Athena's also the owner of nationwide libraries (Olive Branch) and bookstores (Silver Owl) as well the founder of many prestigious schools and universities- Athenium Academy & Athenium University. She also has a chain of school supply stores throughout the country. Athena is also a frequent writer for The Oracle newspaper & Modern Olympus magazine.

She's a co-chair of the Athens Film Festival (along with Dionysus & The Muses).

Athena also owns a chain of restaurants throughout the country- The Parthenos Grill. The restuarant in known for it's savory & delicious Athenian cuisine. Menu options include (but not limited to) grilled calamari (there's fried as well), stuffed eggplants, grilled octopus, raw clams, lambchops with mint sauce, various souvlaki (including a bacon wrapped one), pitas, fresh salads, gyros, rice pilaf, soups, dips & spreads, as well as well known entrees- like spanakopita, pastitsio, yemitsa, keftedes, and a broiled salmon fillet. There are dessert options as well like rizogalo, baklava, pistachio gelato, & fried ice cream. The most popular menu items from the restaurant are the Athena burger as well as the olive macaroni salad & gyro pizza. The Athena burger is a sirloin patty topped with olive relish, arugula, grilled onions, ketchup, and a creamy feta aoili in between two brioche buns.

The largest Parthenos Grill restaurant is in the state of Athens, in the city of Plaka.

Her go-to drink is an iced latte with skim milk and a swirl of ambrosia honey from The Roasted Bean. She also likes the large hot chocolate. She’ll also enjoy a glass of pinot noir, mineral water, white wine, pomegranate juice, mint tea, cola, and ginger ale.

She enjoys listening to classical, modern laïkó, indie folk, as well as alternative rock music.

A favorite frozen treat of Athena is the olive oil ice cream. Disgusting to most, absolutely delicious to her!

She once competed against her half-brother Ares (god of war) in a gyro eating contest at a Summer Solstice fair. She won, of course!

Athena's most important and respected symbol of power is her shield or aegis. It's crafted from Astrean Silver with some aspects of Imperial Gold. The symbol of her most sacred animal, the owl, is on the front. The shield is indestructible & invulnerable!

Her favorite meal is the lamb stifado served with a side of choriatiki. Athena also likes moussaka.

She also really likes the sweet onion & steak teriyaki sandwich (with extra tzatziki sauce and olive oil mayo) from The Bread Box.

Her go-to treat to get at Hollyhock's bakery is a salted caramel cupcake. She also likes the almond baklava.

Athena is a co-chair of the country’s Olympic Tournament (alongside Hermes & Nike), Olympius’ greatest athletic competition. It takes place every summer and winter.

Her other businesses include a skin care line called Olive Visibly as well as a line of vitamin water drinks called Strengthify. She recently debuted her own fashion brand Threads of Wisdom. The fashion is a mixture of minimalist, androgynous, preppy, and dark academia styles which include shoes and handbags. There's also menswear.

A guilty pleasure for Athena is a slice of olive pizza.

Her favorite nail polish color to wear is "dulce de latte", a nudish brownish color from Olmorfia. Athena also likes the shades "meet me at the olive tree''- a dark green color & "metallic jacket''- a chrome silver color.

Athena, of course, loves using the olive oil hair products for Glory's Crown. She normally wears her long curly hair in box braids, but Athena likes other braiding styles as well. She also doesn't mind having her hair blown out, where Athena will style it in a low tight ponytail, bun, or a single long braid running down her back..

She baby-sat her half-sisters Hebe (goddess of youth) & Eileithyia (Ella) (goddess of childbirth) a few times. Athena described the experience as something she wouldn’t wish upon any imprisoned soul in Tartarus.

One of Athena’s favorite activities to do is work out. One of her other nicknames is “Abs of envy."

She's not really close with her half-siblings, though she is sympathetic towards Hephaestus (god of the forge); despite meeting him briefly only once. Athena and her half-brother Dionysus (god of wine) share an unspoken connection, seeing how they were "born" from their father.

Athena is aware that she's her father's favorite and uses that to her advantage often. Having never met her, she is curious about her mother, Metis (Titaness of wisdom & counsel) who has long since faded.

She's real good friends with Nike (goddess of victory), Dike (goddess of justice); they're BFFs, Bia (goddess of force & power), Alke (goddess of courage); who's often her workout buddy, Hygieia (goddess of hygiene & cleanliness), Clio (muse of history), Calliope (muse of epic poetry) Ekecheiria (goddess of truce & armistice), The Furies, Pasithea (goddess of hallucinations & relaxation), Ganymede (god of homosexual love & desire), Eleutheria (goddess of liberty), and Nemesis (goddess of retribution). She has also recently gotten to know Dike's other close friends Arete (goddess of virtue, valor, & excellence) and Homonoia (goddess of concord).

Her dislike for her uncle Poseidon is no secret to anyone- in the pantheon as well as the public. She hates that she frequents his sushi restaurant The Ocean Roll for an order of avocado cucumber rolls along with a miso soup.

Athena has a good working relationship with Diochetévo (goddess of sewers, garbage, & waste).

She views Themis (Titaness of justice) and Mnemosyne (Titaness of memory & language) as maternal figures as well as Chrysanta (goddess of metal).

Athena also admires the resourcefulness of Penia (goddess of poverty) & Ptocheia (goddess of beggary).

In her free time, she enjoys archery, exercising, working on her own art (drawing, sculpting, and painting), writing (poetry and short stories), fencing, knitting, sword fighting, chess, basketball, pottery, sewing, petteia, volleyball, embroidery, horseback riding, tennis, checkers, football (soccer), visiting the cinema, the theater, the opera, & hosting dinner parties with her close friends. Nothing however beats the company of a good book.

Athena can play the lyre, cello, violin, flute, ulos, clarinet, & oboe!

She "unofficially" does the taxes for most of the deities in the pantheon.

Athena loves snacking on kettle cooked olive oil potato chips.

Her father gave her a Diamond Ave. owl shaped jeweled clutch for her recent birthday!

Even though she's an eternal virgin, Athena is aware of her attraction to women, though she’s never been in a relationship. She considers herself to be a sapiosexual- an attraction to intelligence. She had a brief unrequited crush on Urania (muse of astronomy).

Despite being respected and honored by the beings of Olympius, Athena has had her fair share of controversy. There was the whole thing between her and a mortal girl named Arachne when Athena let her temper get the better of her, the "battle" for Athens between her & her least liked family member, and the most recent heavily scrutinized and talked about scandal- her, Poseidon (god of the sea & earthquakes), and Medusa. Athena refuses to talk about it, publicly and privately‐ to anyone. Not even Dike. Ever since the massive controversy, she's been keeping a low profile, only being seen in council meetings.

“One who yells the loudest is often the one with the least to say.”