#AND THEY WERE RIGHT

[thehyperfixationspeedrunner]

The writers really said "stealing from an abandoned amusement park it too low level for Annabeth let's make pickpocket the god of thieves"

[beanabouttown]

[joshpeck]

cursive rocks someone just said what if we gave this letter a gay little tail

[frownyalfred]

I know I’ve written before about ideas for angsty “Bruce is Clark’s fixer” stories before, but also the cracky possibilities are endless.

Clark keeps shattering glasses at restaurants and picking up things he absolutely shouldn’t be able, and it’s only through the power of 17+ generations of Wayne breeding for charisma, Bruce’s flawless ability to lie about literally anything on the fly, and the fact that both of them are ridiculously attractive that keeps anyone from truly thinking any of those “accidents” through.

“My friend gets unlucky around glassware,” Bruce says, smiling, “You understand, of course.”

Confused waiter staring at 17 shattered water glasses while Clark hides his head in his hands: “Um….yeah, whatever man.”

[byakugay-tgirlmi]

byakuya and makoto are about to kiss but at the last minute byakuya is like “no… we cant.. we’re both boys...” and makoto goes “wait youre a boy” and thats how byakuya learns that literally everyone she knows thought she was a woman and just really butch

[djarinvettel]

slugs really said eat the rich

[pillowfriends]

getting a subaru ad while watching wheel of time feels targeted. they said "i know what you are"

[ministarfruit]

day 2: accidentally touched your hand ♡

(prompt list for femslashfeb)

[fact-dogsarehappiness]

Actually I hope that they put Joe in a blonde wig and have him play both twins a la Lindsay Lohan in the Parent Trap

[shesmore-shoebill]

smosh pit said courtmanda real

[skyward-floored]

Honestly I love people who ship twilight princess zelink. They saw like two cutscenes with them together and went "they should kiss"

[ritasanderson]

Albrecht Entrati train/urban planning autistic and thats why his void manifestations are conk creat. He yearns for efficient and functional architecture

He's so real for this tbh, he's just like me

[purplewhiteandgold]

I love how the entire UX/ML fandom saw all the nonsense Brain went through at the end of UX and collectively decided "a horse would fix him"

[aprito]

sos month day 26: medical drama another year, another attempt on kabuto's life

based on this au

[elasgottoomuchfreetime]

You know how they put cheetahs with labradors to help them adapt to their environment and help with socialising (or smth).

Well I have a headache, and my fried mind says it‘s them:

[octarineblues]

damn they really did say that a society that can create this ultra-consumerist, ignorant, ruthless world must also be ultra-racist. one cannot exist without the other.