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arkangelo-7 · 15 days ago

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Watching Batman: the Killing Joke and WHO THE FUCK WAS GONNA TELL ME??? Barbra/Bruce out of NOWHERE??? EWWWWW!!! Like that is basically a CHILD and an ADULT MAN???

Literally gagged. Tossing my computer out the window. Clawing my eyes out. Screaming into the abyss. Someone save me.

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cloudfishcg · 2 months ago

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YAY i finally finished !!!

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does-not-have-milk · 24 days ago

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I want everyone to know that I did not look at a single reference photo for any of these characters so don't yell at me about Jay's hair. I don't even know what a Beninjamin is

#jay got stuck with the nerds #he gets stuck with the nerds a lot #neuro is there because i think he and pixal and zane would be friends #like imagine how excited pixal would be if she could converse with someone who wasn't zane #i think it would make her a lot happier #skylor would probably get involved at some point but she also has a job (nerd) so maybe not #i actually completely forgot to finish colouring this and by the time i realised it was too late #i think i was distracted by zane's shirt #also that fucking bug #it took me like an hour to get off the leaf and every minute of it was awful #so if anyone wants a transparent jpg of a citrus long-horned beetle let me know #ninjago jay #jay walker #ninjago pixal #ninjago zane #ninjago neuro #lego ninjago

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mamawasatesttube · 8 months ago

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(Upon seeing something startling and/or bad.)

CLARK: "Great Scott!"

KON: "Holy bad luck, Batman! Wow, set my phasers on stunned!"

KARA: "Fuck."

#rimi talks #im just thinking like. clark: sounds like a boy scout. kon: dorklord extraordinaire #kara: WOULD tell reactron to kill himself if dc allowed her #in my heart i know she did they just censored her in the books #meanwhile i just know the first time lois took off her shirt clark was like. golly!!! 😍😍😍#superfam #kon #clark #kara

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nii--chan · 5 months ago

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#she looks a little funny cuz i took her right off a t-shirt lol #hello kitty #sanrio #transparent #mine #kidcore

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mr-orion · 2 months ago

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whenever i see peoples nipples unprompted a thousand little hands reach up my throat and make me wretch like a cat with a hairball

#shoutout to my second girlfriend that took her shirt off trying to be sexy and I did this too #SHOUTOUT to ME for looking out for ME!!#Thank goodness i cockblocked myself #she slapped the fuck out me for it tho. honestly deserved #maybe there were a *few* signs that pointed towards her one day trying to run me over in her car...

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wuxian-vs-wangji · 18 days ago

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True confidence in your dog being a pushover is pissing them off until they snarl at you, then continuing to piss them off while kissing the snarl, inches from sharp teeth that could end you.

I enjoy making Riley angry and daring her to bite me.

As a puppy, when she WAS very bitey, I'd poke her cheek into her teeth so if she bit at my finger she got her own cheek first. She would pretend to gnaw on my finger and snarl really viciously but really she was lightly gumming her own cheek.

#Riley forgets herself sometimes and has bitten people pretty severely on accident #Like she over-reaches for a treat in your hand and bites your fingers or jumps at you while you're going to her and collides #never intentional always accidental #but i think everyone has a scar from her #she nearly bit the end of my finger off going for a treat- her tooth went through the nail #but i still piss her off #now when you give her a treat you go 'gently riley' and she will soften her stance and still snap at it quickly #but mostly with her lips and not teeth #once she jumped up to hug my mother while my mother was bending down to hug her #and my mom ended up with a black eye from where Riley 'punched' her #which at first hurt and i was empathetic i promise #but it became HYSTERICAL when we tried to eat out and realized EVERYONE who saw her thought my father punched her #and when my mother bruises it lasts for over a month #so my father refused to eat out with us after a while because he was tired of being glared at #and 'our dog did it' just sounds like a bad lie #i suggested she get a shirt with that on it #back then she worked at a high school as a secretary and the police officer stationed in the school took her aside #and was like doing the 'this is a safe space. even for adults. you can tell me if there are problems at home.' trying to help her #and she had to explain to him 3 times it was the dog; then called me to explain; then i came over at dismissal with riley #and he met her and she tried to hug him and he understood finally #my dad is now able to laugh about this #riley

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thedreadvampy · 3 months ago

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Lifting GOD!!!!!

(reminder to please donate to my friend and trainer Huld's transition fund if you haven't already, the powerlifting meet I went to today was a fundraiser for her and it was so lovely, everyone was such a sweetheart, her partner held a bake sale in the corner and Huld deserves such good things, if only for creating an environment where a bunch of gay weirdos can have a really good time taking part in what is often a very macho and intimidating sport)

#red said #strong!!! and!!! gay!!!#someone successfully squatted 135 kg today. that is NUTS to me that's SO GOOD #my best were 40kg bench and 62.5kg squat (see video)#anyway it took me 5 minutes to even make a dent in the amount of glue on my upper lip afterwards and as you can see #the wig hair kept coming off on the bar which is why I'm doing that gay little movement at the start to pick it off #so i think Best Costume was HARD EARNED #huld was dressed as Weird Elf Yankovic. Hawaiian shirt fairy wings elf ears and an accordian.#so personally id have given it to her on concept alone but i understand she can't award herself. it was her event.

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even-michael · 10 months ago

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me: *taking off my MCR hoodie* my dad: “how will anyone know you like MCR now” me: *reveals an MCR shirt underneath*

#I got reminded to post this interaction with my dad after I saw something similar today #I saw a girl wearing an MCR hoodie with the revenge album cover and I was also wearing a hoodie with the same album cover #I point it out to her and we’re like yayyyy matchy matchy #I see her again later and she took off her hoodie and she had a black parade shirt underneath #my chemical romance #mcr #even michael #I love meeting MCR Fans in the wild #Bonus points for when I wear MCR merch too

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napstabl00k · 5 months ago

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Those sonic prime gjinkas from my day out today

#luriart #sonic prime #shadow the hedgehog #nine the fox #sonic the hedgehog #i guess. only twice. btw trust me on this his outfit changes w his shoes & gloves #rusty rose #thorn rose #knuckles the dread #prim the bat #prim rouge #<- ??????????#nine again. my son boy. why do all the sonic kids i wish i could adopt happen to be the type that would tell people kys #rouge the bat #just the once.#rebel the bat #rebel rouge #anyway okay so a] this was a lot of fun. i dont know if ive made this clear in my other gjinka posts but sonic's shirt says sega normally #but it reflects what he's thinking other times. Only for the jokes no one else seems to notice that the shirt changes #b] oughgh i have this obsession w the hair of these characters and making it make sense for them? nine has darker hair than tails bc tails'#hair is a] sunbleached and b] he bleaches it closer to his roots than nine #nine's hair is also greasier & straighter. it has less volume #my og amy has thick braids w heart shaped beads at the end but why the shit would the eggcouncil let her have Heart Beads???#shes their sick as hell robot. so her hair's grown out into dreads on their own. she has sort of a side shave but like. in the way that one #side is metal. thorn doesn't have the time 2 braid her own hair so she has half of it cut short and the other half grown out in a small afr #you'll never believe this but dread has dreads #prim actually gets rouge's natural hair!!! my rouge wears a wig and all the pieces that frame her face are gelled on #but if rouge [like. usual rouge] took her wig off she'd have a short buzz underneath. and i was so excited to draw it so i did #rebel keeps the wig. knucks is there at the very bottom but he has real tight braids #anyway one thing i was wondering while i was drawing is where the fuck did prim get the black shirt under her leaves shirt

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feralwifey · 5 months ago

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My toddlers hair can finally hold a ponytail :)))) 🫶🏻🫶🏻

#we had matching hair and matching outfits #she took off her shirt and threw it and messed up her ponytail ten minutes later 🥲

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silverlistenstothings · 2 years ago

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love wins!

#hermie unworthy #hermie the unworthy #normal oak swallows garcia #scary marlowe #lincoln li wilson #taylor swift dndads #silver scribbles (art tag)#dungeons and daddies #dndads spoilers #the doodler #in which hermie decides being included sucks actually #the idea is Hermie is wearing Scary’s early season outfit (with some changes bc memory/limits of shapeshifting)#like the pins on her jacket are missing and she only has one belt #but scary is wearing something slightly different bc she took some stuff off as terri and also she’s in mourning ::(#the one detail i actually put thought into is her early season outfit being more red-leaning and the one in this drawing being more purple #more love!!#also she’s not wearing her makeup #Taylor is wearing his rin shirt rather than the haruhi one bc it matches the palette better lmao #oh and link isn’t wearing his locket anymore bc it had a picture of Grant in it #these are all little details you’d only catch if you are very familiar with my teen designs #which nobody should be #also Hermie’s shirt says ‘what the fuck’ instead of ‘fuck word’ which is what’s usually on Scary’s shirt #bc i think it’s funny

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ashleyishere24 · 8 months ago

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what if at the end of the hunger games Katniss Everdeen says “Katniss Everdeen, what a joke,” and cuts and bleaches her hair in President Snows honour

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ayyponine · 9 months ago

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Same venue. Same-ish crowd. Opposing seasons. Contrasting vibes.

#me #sometimes you have a few beers and yr feeling yrself. sometimes you feel too much like yourself and consider leaving early #for all the talk of yearning and intricate rituals let me tell you. a drunk girl sidled in right in front of me and the sense of rage i-#her and esp the guys she was with got kinda rowdy in the pit later on shoving each other also into the crowd whom did NOT want part of that #its a lot of people in a small room and at this point i was already further back and against a wall let me tell you #i think if someone had touched me i might have snapped fr #still had an ok time though once i got over feeling super embarrassed about my self and dared looking other people in the eye lol ah #one thing i do like abt the culture is the genderneutrality of it all... the most long and luscious locks in the room belong to some guy #and i can show up in sport bra and oversized shirt no typa bag no makeup wearin black laceup boots that could be m or f #my gender is uh. dont worry abt it lets just turn off the lights and vibe #got talking w someone tho who said she recognised me frm a diff event & i didnt much like that idea.. im not in the mood to be Perceived at #the venue IS p cool tho... like oo at a forgotten space on the other side of the tracks. by the water. by the skate park. yea #edit HOW could i forget. the rowdiest of drunk guys got either shamed into stepping out or str8 removed fr a lil while im not sure lol #and another guy wantedto crowdsurf but only 2 of his friends came to the stage to get him so he just kinda. crawled on top of them #and they awkwardly took a few steps carrying him round the vacated front. none of the crowd wanted shit to do w them lmao

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timothyslucy · 10 months ago

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..... oh my god... what is she gonna do with the necklace now though?

#*carly catalogs #the rookie #the rookie s6 #tim bradford #lucy chen #chenford #otp: you know me so well #IF SHE GIVES IT BACK TO HIM I SWEAR I'M GONNA HOP IN MY CAR AND FLING MYSELF OFF THE NEAREST OVERPASS #i hope it's just being stored in the drawer of her bedside table #god to think we probably won't be seeing her carrying a little piece of tim around anymore now that they've broken up #jfc this just came to me and i feel like i took a sledgehammer #or maybe she'll continue to wear it and keep it tucked on the inside of her shirt.... even just for a little bit

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whoblewboobear · 6 months ago

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The way I had every intention to be productive this weekend and did none of it bc I know I’m in for some shit the minute I walk into that stupid office

#I finished the t-shirt design for HR lady right and she came in twice about it (could’ve been an email truly)#then when she DID said an email she just forgot that we fully did discuss putting the gross 75th anni. Logo on it #so her email was just that #and I did forget to respond to the email- like I skimmed it and then went ‘we talked about this’ but I’m not allowed to be a smart ass over #email anymore because when sales reps were being especially rude and disrespectful to my coworker and I #I’d waste no time to put them in their place #it took two fucking years of complaining for them to not treat us like shit and to give us deadline that aren’t same day/next day #like two years of me forcing my bosses hand to actually stand up for us for him to tell them to back off #I stopped dealing with it #my coworker does now bc I can’t be bothered to argue with assholes anymore #anyway yeah I- I truly do not check my email often so by the time EOD rolled around I wasn’t checking #but I know HR lady will be in my inbox bright and early :/#but on the bright side I’ll have the art room to myself Monday+Tuesday bc my coworker is leaving~~~~~#so I’m gonna try and be productive Monday so I can rest and relax at my desk Tuesday #then pretend I’ve been productive when I meet with my gross awful boss Wednesday morning #ugh #I need a new job bad #I hate this one #it’s fine but god is it boring and not creative at all #I love graphic design I do I really do but when it’s just sign making with pre-made templates it’s soooo fucking boring #So this weekend I just got high and yesterday a lil tipsy to feel a lil crossfade #I truly haven’t done shit bc if I think about Monday I’ll scream #personal

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